Dad Jokes - Part I

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  • @vinceallenmeneses5883
    @vinceallenmeneses5883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    They seem like nice and kind officers.

    • @Moochi4
      @Moochi4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They are nice alot of cops I talk to are the same way but kindness is not weakness no one likes rude people

    • @GummySlayer
      @GummySlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Seem"

    • @dundukas7899
      @dundukas7899 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      in relaxed situations

    • @20alphabet
      @20alphabet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the point of this. It's to make you forget about this: m.th-cam.com/play/PLX_lXbCtcjeVQy0-_hg9bUmF6FfIR0nrp.html

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they're old, the older ones are always the most chill.

  • @BenjaminHari
    @BenjaminHari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    It looks like Police guy is already trained to control his laughter as I'm sure a lot of goofy things happens in his daily job and he has to know how to keep his serious face on while laughing hard from the inside lol.

    • @EpicBehemoth
      @EpicBehemoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah that's actually something cops are trained on. As someone from Florida I've seen as of em struggle so hard to contain themselves. And then get in their car and start dying

    • @joshliftz7496
      @joshliftz7496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

  • @evildrporkchop4628
    @evildrporkchop4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Finally an officer and fireman who are not roasting each other.

    • @LARZMARZ94
      @LARZMARZ94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like a dad joke exists in this comment

    • @evildrporkchop4628
      @evildrporkchop4628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LARZMARZ94 ... I think you're on to something

  • @heathersmith2201
    @heathersmith2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love how the fire department tries to self talk himself not to laugh!

  • @Alexander_jade
    @Alexander_jade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    the two most likeable guys ever hahaha. enjoyed this a lot

  • @zackslay2938
    @zackslay2938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    This fireman has a good sense of humor lol

  • @wdiddy1
    @wdiddy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I met a guy who works at the Campbell's Alphabet Soup Company, he makes about 500 g's a year.

    • @LARZMARZ94
      @LARZMARZ94 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @reiskywalker0964
    @reiskywalker0964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Constipation joke had me in stitches...

  • @Norcalw204
    @Norcalw204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    @2:20 “Have you heard about the movie constipation?”
    ......
    “It hasn’t come out yet.”
    Lmao 😂

    • @jonaha.k.ashazam2535
      @jonaha.k.ashazam2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh my god😂😂😂

    • @Culvey
      @Culvey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Leave it to a poop joke to make the officer laugh

    • @Norcalw204
      @Norcalw204 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Culvey IKR

    • @Magnum_Wolf
      @Magnum_Wolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lost on that one

  • @elliotduncan1052
    @elliotduncan1052 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Woke up 5a.m. Nothing to watch on t.v. Was just getting bored of TH-cam, then I came across this . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thegreenpianist7683
    @thegreenpianist7683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    My friend asked my if Airplanes are the best transport way, I said maybe not...
    But they're definitely up there

    • @thegreenpianist7683
      @thegreenpianist7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gen. JFH thank you, I forgot I even made this comment, this was an original joke (hopefully)

  • @Basile_KW
    @Basile_KW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They got along so well. This was awesome!

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A man that set himself on fire was arrested....illegal possession of fire arms😆😅🤣😂

  • @torreycat7716
    @torreycat7716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

  • @cgappleton7781
    @cgappleton7781 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope you guys read this one day. Thank you for all these laughs; I’ve watched this so many times after a bad shift in Emergency and you two always cheer me up. God bless you and your families 🙂🙂🙂

  • @omegaPSI2006
    @omegaPSI2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NRHPD making me laugh at how he appreciates the jokes. "Oh yeah, that makes sense"

  • @nickyfoltz6271
    @nickyfoltz6271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thankyou...hilarious...God Bless the chef who made the Sorcerer on the left he's chefs kiss. Redford Burnell..Carson....whaaaa...please lock me up if you gonna be my personal keeper...God is Gooooood.

  • @irishsixtysixfanGbrf66739
    @irishsixtysixfanGbrf66739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Horse walks into a bar barman askes why the long face horse answer the wife's been a NAG

  • @EaggerSilverdragon
    @EaggerSilverdragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I need you here! Here!" HAHAHA

  • @ashieshinobi
    @ashieshinobi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That was awesome! You two are funny!

  • @Strahinja_Djordjevic
    @Strahinja_Djordjevic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really like the:
    Blind man walks into a bar, then into a table then into a chair

  • @katz0625
    @katz0625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE these guys!!! They’re great!!

  • @howegav
    @howegav ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What's not to like. I love dad jokes.

  • @emanueldjordje
    @emanueldjordje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:35 omg he tought he was gonna say I'm gonna bust you 😂😂

  • @michellesorenson1292
    @michellesorenson1292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    SO CUTE!

  • @scruffypupper
    @scruffypupper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for the laughs!

  • @tjcolvin6427
    @tjcolvin6427 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh my God, the tears are rolling down my cheeks!!!! Thanx, guys! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @idontknowyouthatsmypurse
    @idontknowyouthatsmypurse 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I appreciate the control they have not to laugh, but it’s sooooo much fun to watch when they actually crack each other up.

  • @Pining_for_the_fjords
    @Pining_for_the_fjords 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    What did the Mexican fireman call his two sons?
    Hose A and Hose B

    • @0xhhhhff
      @0xhhhhff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Conway79 LMAOO.
      What do you call a Mexican who just lost his car ?
      Carlos

    • @torment4723
      @torment4723 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow never heard that one before

  • @joshfoley8862
    @joshfoley8862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    FD guy needs to be quicker on his punch line delivery to be more effective. I laughed with the movie one! Great job guys.

  • @aewhatever
    @aewhatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lmao they look like brothers

  • @andyjay9346
    @andyjay9346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why doesn't James Bond ever fart in bed? He'd blow his cover! 🤣

  • @adminsroserobertson
    @adminsroserobertson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    well done to you both xo💖👏👏👏👏

  • @tylermorgan445
    @tylermorgan445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    FD: Somebody stole my Thesaurus. I don't have the words. PD: Did you call the police? : FD: No I called the cops. Missed opportunity.

  • @Ben-ig3bf
    @Ben-ig3bf ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm gonna be honest, I love these competitions between police and fire. Its just such a good way to have some fun!

  • @ccpr15
    @ccpr15 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was the cutest thing ever

  • @catherineblue5607
    @catherineblue5607 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Cell-fies 😆😅🤣

  • @scootergem
    @scootergem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    good fun with bad jokes! enjoyed it!

  • @DULCEBAUTISTA
    @DULCEBAUTISTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This was a good one :D

  • @leonidasspyropoulos849
    @leonidasspyropoulos849 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved it, both were good.

  • @corycardinal6875
    @corycardinal6875 ปีที่แล้ว

    My stone ass keeps trying to double click on the jokes that made me laugh

  • @branwhite4973
    @branwhite4973 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not fair, one guy is trained to be stone cold. The others trained for fire!!

  • @joshfreeman5488
    @joshfreeman5488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Best part of this wasn't even the jokes..
    It's was old matey from the FD with his trash talking 😂😂😂

  • @imonthewinningside8281
    @imonthewinningside8281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Police officer can't stop checking everyone's reactions. 😅

  • @duttydiesel8303
    @duttydiesel8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2 men walk into a bar... You'd think the second one would duck?

  • @rlast1523
    @rlast1523 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What do you call a one-legged woman?
    Aileen. 😂

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Where does she work? At the I-Hop.

    • @rlast1523
      @rlast1523 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@geraldfrost4710 Lol, yes she does. 😂

  • @maRKquez_
    @maRKquez_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What did the dog say to the wall?
    Wol wol XD

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imma cashew. Lol.

  • @13Firelight37
    @13Firelight37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    These jokes are absolute gold!

  • @mygreatescape9617
    @mygreatescape9617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are awesome, you get to see a totally different side of police officers and firefighters lol absolutely funny

  • @gabrielmorrison9477
    @gabrielmorrison9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What do you call a Mexican whose lost his car.......... Carlos

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman ปีที่แล้ว

    Some of their jokes make me bust out a guffaw! They are such characters with these funny jokes. I love to see them enjoy themselves! 🎉❤

  • @metallist9868
    @metallist9868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When they came in and sat down I just thought "oh, were going to laugh a lot" and at least one of us laughed a lot (I totally lost it with the holy water) 😂

  • @greenfingersgardener822
    @greenfingersgardener822 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am no good at this. I laughed at the tents lol

  • @jackw3235
    @jackw3235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I could not stop crying 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍

  • @karatecat46
    @karatecat46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ah, I love dad jokes

  • @reallife3942
    @reallife3942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My wife asked me to get in touch with my feminine side....
    . So i crashed the car...

  • @letsbehonest4221
    @letsbehonest4221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you get arrested by the cop on the left it ain't no joke,

  • @spaghetti9845
    @spaghetti9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    what do police and firemen have in common? They both want to be firemen

  • @warofages4498
    @warofages4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was funny as hell

  • @aidenholfter641
    @aidenholfter641 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What bar would you get in a jail? A chocolate bar

  • @brucemartini2288
    @brucemartini2288 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought up this: Why is 007 always in a "sticky "situation???
    he's a BONDing Agent🤨

  • @michellesorenson1292
    @michellesorenson1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    SO FUN!

    • @ptmy8590
      @ptmy8590 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

  • @rumplestiltskin7304
    @rumplestiltskin7304 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A termite walks into a bar and asks: Is the bar-tender here.

  • @petersonscottb
    @petersonscottb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Rudolf the Red-Nosed reindeer is dead at the age of 54. He was flying over Barcelona when he was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Witnesses say that the reindeer over Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

    • @josie4065
      @josie4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂 Reminds me of My Fair Lady

    • @dianethiesen4867
      @dianethiesen4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This was a line by Colin Mochrie on Whose Line Is It Anyway!

  • @fancypants1523
    @fancypants1523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why do doctors only get serious after the surgery?
    Because thats when the gloves come off.

  • @tulsatornado1578
    @tulsatornado1578 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just want to go to all the ones I follow and wish you all a Happy Father's day. To all the other father's out there Happy Father's day.

  • @unioprefec
    @unioprefec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great video about a Pouce vs Fire

  • @titoramatrix3581
    @titoramatrix3581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    please make police vs inmate

    • @killcharge4338
      @killcharge4338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mike the cop and after prison show

  • @andrewmacintosh2287
    @andrewmacintosh2287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this shit. So fucking cool.

  • @crisbalduin84
    @crisbalduin84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂 😂 Love it! You guys are great 🙌

  • @craigfowler7098
    @craigfowler7098 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best one was Nobody Nose

  • @coreykuefler-terweeme7268
    @coreykuefler-terweeme7268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is this what cops and firefighters do when they don’t have cases assigned to them?

  • @jerichorivera6097
    @jerichorivera6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What do you call a fish who finished medical school?
    A brain sturgeon.

  • @pugernoufer
    @pugernoufer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where did Capt. Hook buy his hook? At a second-hand store.

  • @TheFaveteLinguis
    @TheFaveteLinguis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The left guy looks like Mr. Incredible.

    • @josie4065
      @josie4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does!

  • @codyleonard7129
    @codyleonard7129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A drunk walks out of a bar a see’s a nun at a bus stop and pushes the nun when the nun hits the ground the drunk says you’re not so tough are you Batman

  • @sonicthehedgehogmc8990
    @sonicthehedgehogmc8990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oof🤣🤣🤣

  • @BeautflDisaster4
    @BeautflDisaster4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What’s brown and rhymes with “big boy”?
    Andre 3000

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If girls in the south are called southern bells......are girls in Mexico called... taco bells?

  • @best-o5573
    @best-o5573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The laugh counter didn't score all the laughs on both sides!

  • @barryszymanski8022
    @barryszymanski8022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The police officers always seem to win

  • @derwahnsinnige4807
    @derwahnsinnige4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bad jokes Meeting tiny minds .............

  • @cynthiad6048
    @cynthiad6048 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have used interrupting cow quite a few times... it really is a classic.

  • @meganrunner
    @meganrunner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Sit on the couch eat some Cheetos” that’s what I’m doing right now

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What computer sings the best??????? ........A dell😆😅🤣😂

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dad on his deathbed
    Dad : Hey son, I'm going to miss you so much
    Son : hey Goingtomissyousomuch, I'm son
    Dad : dies in peace

  • @TheTimeForChange44
    @TheTimeForChange44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The dad jokes are good, but the interplay between the officers is (more) hysterical. I see there is a part 2, but you guys need to do more, please!

  • @philip3375
    @philip3375 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Police vs. Fire"

  • @DYLANJJK94
    @DYLANJJK94 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A salt🧂 weapon. ;)

  • @BhaaskarDesai
    @BhaaskarDesai 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was deaf.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was sitting on some far away fence.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was courageous.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. A man fires a gunshot, one pigeon flies away, the other one doesn't, why ? Because it was a toy pigeon.
    Two pigeons sitting on a fence. This time both stay put and don't fly away, why ? Haven't fired the gun shot yet.

  • @Docstantinople
    @Docstantinople 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hmm some of these jokes are regurgitated from another video.

  • @andrewhans1
    @andrewhans1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The policeman reminds me of Mr. Incredible lol

  • @danahartmann6258
    @danahartmann6258 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did you guys stop?

  • @dadsdads2663
    @dadsdads2663 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cell files that's funny

  • @daniellebratface9483
    @daniellebratface9483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao 😂

  • @Trinidad-gl8if
    @Trinidad-gl8if 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dads⚖️😮‍💨

  • @Angel_Gomez
    @Angel_Gomez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cómo he acabado aquí?

  • @mrsbird2952
    @mrsbird2952 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “What you call a guy with no nose and no body?”
    Answer:
    nobody nose
    Me:
    More head 🤦‍♀️

  • @myhandle853
    @myhandle853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet alphabet soup...... is realy hard to make......IN CHINA😆😅🤣😂