me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕
My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies
First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change. Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.
I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate. After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian." "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all." That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."
I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary'' I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!'' She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''
Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!
@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀
I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut
she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker
I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊
Wow, I have a job interview tomorriw & I want to tell the joke anout the employee hiding. Test their sense of humor, because if you can't laugh, not sure I want to be there.😅
The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.
Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding
That makes them trans-parent...
Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂
😂😂😂
I see what you did there
@@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍
Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one"
Forgets instantly.
me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕
@@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.
@@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂
@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅
Ikr😅
Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.
These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.
And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂
@@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂
The background is priceless!
@@jamiemarr1155thnx!
Truly 😂
This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂
Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo
"Oatmeal"
"Breakfast"
More of him pleasee
The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂
Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!
"At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic
Right? And his delivery was spot on!
“Good employees are hard to find”🤣
No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug
Read the mugs
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.
I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off
That's week
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂
That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.
My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies
I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch
Doesn't matter, had steaks.
At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒
so you had mis - steaks 😂
Hey
Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!
Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.
First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change.
Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.
Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....
I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate.
After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said
"I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian."
"No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all."
That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."
🤣🤣🤣
Oh hell nahh
😂
Took me a while 🤣
I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary''
I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!''
She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''
THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.
Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
Optimist says the glass is half full.
Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet
Economist says a hose would be more efficient.
Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!
I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!
0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.
There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂
You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉
The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.
Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him!
*Oatmeal rules*
Daniel doesn't do deadpan--i don't either!
What did you operate on mrs smith for?
Five hundred dollars.
No, what did she have?
Five hundred dollars!
Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.
The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁
“Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅
This is pure solid gold. Love it.
Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No?
That's ok, it's tearable.
Love it 😂
I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!
Buh I'm 17😶
So you're still a faux pa!
@@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?
@@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀
@@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊
I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow.
That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.
The gluestick!!! LOLOL
Great work with the mugs
Love all of this
I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!
🤣
I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You
I literally just got it!
I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut
she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker
Love the outrageous sunglasses
They are polarizing huh?
omg that envelope joke 🤣🤣🤭🫨🤦🏼♂️😂😭
Well done!!!!!
Love this best stuff on TH-cam..
These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.
Talent !
I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉
Having just cut his finger off...calls his wife and says honey I just cut my finger off...she replies the whole finger??he says no the one next to it
The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂
I laughed at the Bank Balance joke
As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol
One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆
This channel makes me happy
This set was overall quite good.
I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you
Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.
I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.
Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol
Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂
My kind of people ❤!
I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!
Classics! Keep’em commin’
So many golden nuggets!
Helarious
2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.
that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤
Thanks
Excellent. Just Excellent
The one about day and night is funny as hell
What do you call a scary bee?
A BooBee...
LOVE THE GEN-A!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂
That's staggering :)
You should write a book.
Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!
Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜
You guys are just awesome 😂
Secret writer, Steven Wright?
Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂
Well, that brought me to tears.
Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤
I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊
Can’t get enough of these men.
Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅
😆😆😆 I loved this!!!
The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.
This was great
I wanted to donate my organs, but it turns out most churches already have one.
You'll have to better organize
Oh man these are hilarious 🤣
When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.
TikTok parodies, I love them.
Dudes love the docktok in grey form!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love and light to you aye💛✨
This is my favourite thing
Hand stuck in mug was funny too
Wow, I have a job interview tomorriw & I want to tell the joke anout the employee hiding. Test their sense of humor, because if you can't laugh, not sure I want to be there.😅
How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor
You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆
The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.
So funny, best one😂🎉😂🎉
I asked a dozen LGBTQ folks what that means... I couldn't get a straight answer. (Just saw this meme.)
😅😅😅😅 I love dad jokes
Dammed, watching this, I said to myself I was going to keep that deadpan expression but couldn't 'hold' it for a minute.
C'mon guys, it should be called "Tik Dock"
These guys are enjoying a little Tahoe Time , year round . I love that lake in the winter 👍🏻