Five Minutes of Dad Jokes on Dock Tok

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  • @matthewmiller4747
    @matthewmiller4747 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Me in my head, "I'm gonna remember that one"
    Forgets instantly.

    • @aprilgeneric8027
      @aprilgeneric8027 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me seeing a hair on the screen tries to wipe it off, it doesn't move despite the rule of thumb, gives it the middle finger on the scroll button...it moves. nice pic buddy 🖕

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aprilgeneric8027 Me with darkmode on so those pics never work.

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aprilgeneric8027 bro gets angry for a hair 😂

    • @marvira
      @marvira ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@HundredSlot also a fly, i slapped my phone when I saw a fly in a profile and thought it was real😅

    • @johnanon658
      @johnanon658 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr😅

  • @simon4043
    @simon4043 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    The invisible man marrying the invisible woman? I don't see that happening.

    • @TheLT704
      @TheLT704 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's hope their Mum's and Dad's turned up to the wedding
      That makes them trans-parent...
      Ba ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @knyte8706
      @knyte8706 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pretty sure there’s a shadow banned reply in here and for once it works 😂

    • @jeanneratterman
      @jeanneratterman ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @KabeeshS
      @KabeeshS ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see what you did there

    • @uchennamartin7821
      @uchennamartin7821 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@KabeeshS yeah 👍👍👍

  • @mcalvrd6110
    @mcalvrd6110 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    These are the best Dad jokes AND the best tellers even more. It's their voice tone, and their faces... priceless.

    • @AutumnK
      @AutumnK ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the random hats, coats, sunglasses, and drinks with the mountains of fake foam coming off them. 😂

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AutumnK YES LMAOO. The sunglasses and foam always took me out 😂

    • @jamiemarr1155
      @jamiemarr1155 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The background is priceless!

    • @homoerectus744
      @homoerectus744 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@jamiemarr1155thnx!

    • @YeshuasLuVd1two
      @YeshuasLuVd1two ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly 😂

  • @simon4043
    @simon4043 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Elevator music should be uplifting, but can get you down at times.

  • @HundredSlot
    @HundredSlot ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Daniel being cute for no reason lmaoo
    "Oatmeal"
    "Breakfast"
    More of him pleasee

  • @soclose2her
    @soclose2her ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Dad jokes are my favorite, and the delivery on these-high quality. Thank you for making me laugh this morning!

  • @daledoe-baggins
    @daledoe-baggins ปีที่แล้ว +147

    This is exactly how I want my retirement to be!😂

  • @josie4065
    @josie4065 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "At the end of the day, it's night" is fantastic

    • @darrylharris3154
      @darrylharris3154 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right? And his delivery was spot on!

    • @Hejirah
      @Hejirah 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      didn't get that one! someone pls explaaain
      edit: it just hit me! lmaaao

  • @jeanneratterman
    @jeanneratterman ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The dry delivery cracks me up! 😂😂😂

  • @ellisonhamilton3322
    @ellisonhamilton3322 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    That bar joke is too true. I can't count the number of times I've had the same experience AND often someone has changed my house completely.

  • @greenclean3917
    @greenclean3917 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Five minutes of random outburst, sore abs and total oblivion to the worlds state. This is Gold!

  • @CasperJLT707
    @CasperJLT707 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    No one gonna mention the funny ways he keeps holding the mug

    • @hotrodray6802
      @hotrodray6802 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Read the mugs

    • @weirdstashcat4437
      @weirdstashcat4437 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed that! The way they handle their mugs had me giggling.

  • @cecew.7050
    @cecew.7050 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Good employees are hard to find”🤣

    • @mikehunt-z8f
      @mikehunt-z8f 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      would hard employees be good to find?

  • @shaneh1003
    @shaneh1003 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    First time to hear Daniel get to voice in on one. It was over, or under, my head, but good to hear him talk for a change.
    Hello, Daniel! Good to see you on the dock.

    • @hotrodray6802
      @hotrodray6802 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oatmeal makes you a real regular guy....

  • @anthonyrogers24
    @anthonyrogers24 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    My parents invited me to have breakfast with them at noon. They said we were having eggs and bacon, but when I got there they were serving steak and potatoes..........it turned out to be a brunch of lies

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I saw and heard so many jokes, but this one is the best out of the brunch

    • @DeceptiveSS
      @DeceptiveSS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't matter, had steaks.

    • @morisn
      @morisn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At least you got brunch. In mine, I just got the lies 😒

    • @a-bis-zett
      @a-bis-zett 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      so you had mis - steaks 😂

    • @vernfoss3534
      @vernfoss3534 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey

  • @ianblack4889
    @ianblack4889 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The funniest thing here is his sun glasses, look like he's been welding 😂

  • @PhilistineTheArtLuvr
    @PhilistineTheArtLuvr ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Remember this one: I used to play water polo but I had to stop, I couldn't go on. My ponies kept on drowning.

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas ปีที่แล้ว +16

    THIS is the sort of video I forward to my Son whenever he says that my Dad Jokes are unsupportable. Now he's gonna have to put up with them.

  • @PS3DJ09
    @PS3DJ09 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I got fired from my job at the calendar factory for taking a day off

    • @arightscepter
      @arightscepter ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's week

    • @MHG742
      @MHG742 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @oc2phish07
    @oc2phish07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These jokes are brilliant and the two guys are absolutely priceless.

  • @danielturchan4092
    @danielturchan4092 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The Forrest Gump one took me a solid SECOND but then had me DYING 😂

  • @dillonbrown1123
    @dillonbrown1123 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The dry erase board being remarkable took me the fuck out.

  • @michelleadamchak1330
    @michelleadamchak1330 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Oh, please, please, make a gag reel. That's where the real magic happens. I don't know how you guys aren't losing it more often because these are comedy GOLD!!

  • @kelimutscheller1960
    @kelimutscheller1960 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great work with the mugs
    Love all of this

  • @shadowdoomrobotnik
    @shadowdoomrobotnik ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Dude, Daniel is the best. Always brings a smile to my face. It would be nice to see and hear more of him!
    *Oatmeal rules*

  • @simon4043
    @simon4043 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:15 Finally got the dry eraser board joke. I'm going to write that one down. Damn, I wiped it.

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 ปีที่แล้ว

      There might be a marker and butt joke. But you don’t want me to go there. 😂

  • @felixalmeida481
    @felixalmeida481 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    You guys are made for these roles - excellent delivery 🎉

  • @hotrodray6802
    @hotrodray6802 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
    Optimist says the glass is half full.
    Mechanical engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

    • @GreatJO
      @GreatJO ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Meanwhile, A welder is looking for the lens shade of his welding helmet

    • @classicalnaustrianeco6270
      @classicalnaustrianeco6270 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Economist says a hose would be more efficient.

  • @peterpiper831
    @peterpiper831 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I met a woman last week and we went back to her place and got intimate.
    After we finished, we were lying on the bed and she said
    "I've got a confession to make...I used to be a Christian."
    "No problem," I said " that doesn't matter at all."
    That's good to know" she said, " I much prefer being a Christine."

    • @dragons_red
      @dragons_red ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @HundredSlot
      @HundredSlot ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh hell nahh

    • @galevalenti7759
      @galevalenti7759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @michawill6599
      @michawill6599 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Took me a while 🤣

    • @kippertrace5808
      @kippertrace5808 ปีที่แล้ว

      I asked for a natural blonde prostitute. We met up, git undressed, totally naked and she had a jet black ''hairy mary''
      I said, "What's going on, I paid extra for a natural blonde!''
      She replied, ''Well you know when you hit your thumb nail with a hammer and it goes black, we'll its had quite a bit of hammer.''

  • @Threedog1963
    @Threedog1963 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Good employees are hard to find. As a retired postal worker, I fully support that sentiment.

    • @june.w.1288
      @june.w.1288 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The envelope joke was pretty good too😊

  • @wukilla8ee
    @wukilla8ee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was crying laughing with the Forrest Gump joke!! Holy shit man, I needed that!! Thank You

    • @p.pardus8424
      @p.pardus8424 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just got it!

  • @hoomanAdnan
    @hoomanAdnan ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the nicest 5 minutes ❤🏆

  • @andrewbyrnes6389
    @andrewbyrnes6389 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Now you’re not gonna tell me that’s a coincidence” 😅

  • @lynnegoudzwaard6416
    @lynnegoudzwaard6416 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Loved everything about this! We need to laugh these days.

  • @jackgeary6928
    @jackgeary6928 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is pure solid gold. Love it.

  • @gianlucapedone679
    @gianlucapedone679 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I'm not dad yet, but I really like dad jokes!

    • @nikhils9262
      @nikhils9262 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buh I'm 17😶

    • @ThorstenDrews
      @ThorstenDrews ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So you're still a faux pa!

    • @gianlucapedone679
      @gianlucapedone679 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThorstenDrews I'm sorry, what does it mean Faux Pa 😊?

    • @ThorstenDrews
      @ThorstenDrews ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gianlucapedone679 It's a double meaning joke from the french faux pas which is a kind of mistake and the translation of faux as fake in english wich makes faux pa a "fake dad" 😀

    • @gianlucapedone679
      @gianlucapedone679 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ThorstenDrews ah ok 😊

  • @sconway5782
    @sconway5782 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gave your book as a b'day gift. She loves it!

  • @valkylva
    @valkylva ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The forest Gump Gen-A one had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @Tireguy90
    @Tireguy90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "What gives you the right?"
    "Oatmeal"
    I'm using that from now on.

  • @ExtremelyRadiant
    @ExtremelyRadiant ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I never knew my REAL ladder. 😂❤ As a new house owner with ONLY a step ladder, it was extra funny. 😊🎉

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Love the outrageous sunglasses

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are polarizing huh?

  • @PhoenixTide69
    @PhoenixTide69 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ever hear the joke about the toilet paper? No?
    That's ok, it's tearable.

    • @Sharellie
      @Sharellie ปีที่แล้ว

      Love it 😂

  • @JCCRVB
    @JCCRVB 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The scene with the FULL frozen coffee cups got me!!! LOL

  • @jamiemarr1155
    @jamiemarr1155 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The gluestick!!! LOLOL

  • @DiscipleofVenser1992
    @DiscipleofVenser1992 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I was kid, my Dad took me fishing. I asked if I could use the shrimp for bait. Told me to stop being shellfish.

  • @Lidiyalovesorcas
    @Lidiyalovesorcas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I won't work for that man after what he said to me."
    "What did he say?"
    "Your fired"

  • @dee5274
    @dee5274 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've stumbled across you guys a few months ago and have been watching your stuff every day since. Yous make me laugh every time, I've shared your jokes with my kids, my parents my friends, my wife, the only one who ain't laughed is my wife, she's a tuff nut to crack. I should never have married a macadamia nut

    • @JavierPerez-hr5vo
      @JavierPerez-hr5vo ปีที่แล้ว

      she probably doesent laugh when you tell her the jokes but when youre not with her she remembers and probably laughs her head off and i can put $$$ on that 😀 and macadamia turns into a nutcracker

  • @RyuHazaki
    @RyuHazaki ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm so sorry I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ 0:45-0:46, he looks like the lost member of the Jedi council🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always enjoy the jokes!!! Keep up the great channel😊😊

  • @adriand2895
    @adriand2895 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂😂😂5 min from house to bar and 45 min back to house😂

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Gen A one took me a second but then I freaking died.

  • @MsTara007
    @MsTara007 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had a good laugh ..and it was not the jokes, but the mere fact,that you did this video 😂 Thank you

  • @arlenewilliams3718
    @arlenewilliams3718 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Talent !

  • @genewilliams617
    @genewilliams617 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Well done!!!!!

  • @sarajanesmith3892
    @sarajanesmith3892 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love these videos! ROTFL 😂😂😂

  • @alberttang7641
    @alberttang7641 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:19 ? 🤣🤣 The question marks on their heads.

  • @marcysmith2851
    @marcysmith2851 ปีที่แล้ว

    Most remarkable! I love how your jokes make me a better thinker! 😂

  • @dewimatthews6037
    @dewimatthews6037 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What did you operate on mrs smith for?
    Five hundred dollars.
    No, what did she have?
    Five hundred dollars!

  • @clairee4939
    @clairee4939 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for subtitles these were great. Lol

  • @heidiWava
    @heidiWava ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So many golden nuggets!

  • @Sharellie
    @Sharellie ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve been waiting for a compilation!!

  • @thearchie358
    @thearchie358 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You should write a book.
    Downside- all your reactions/non-reactions make THIS funnier!

  • @Imru-Gamer
    @Imru-Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fantastic!!! 🤣🤣😂😂🙏🙏💜💜💜💜

  • @deanbell4070
    @deanbell4070 ปีที่แล้ว

    These guys are enjoying a little Tahoe Time , year round . I love that lake in the winter 👍🏻

  • @peterwuelfing
    @peterwuelfing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks

  • @richiespinelli5605
    @richiespinelli5605 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please keep these coming. I was a hysterical watching this.😅

  • @ServeMySoul777
    @ServeMySoul777 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I took a walk the other day and saw a tasty looking donut on the ground. Afterwards, I passed it.

  • @benrough94
    @benrough94 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Added this to my favourites before the end of the first joke ❤

  • @ClauGutierrezY
    @ClauGutierrezY ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel makes me happy

  • @azizscurrim9713
    @azizscurrim9713 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys are just awesome 😂

  • @nickcellino1503
    @nickcellino1503 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hilarious, you guys are great. Please do an encore.

  • @thisisnotforalltosee1875
    @thisisnotforalltosee1875 ปีที่แล้ว

    The envelope joke got an LOL out of me 😁

  • @scottbaker9200
    @scottbaker9200 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Classics! Keep’em commin’

  • @Drekon009
    @Drekon009 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I laughed at the Bank Balance joke

    • @jessicap2144
      @jessicap2144 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an accountant I found that super funny, one of my favs lol

  • @GordointheCreek
    @GordointheCreek 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dudes love the docktok in grey form!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love and light to you aye💛✨

  • @brianreaves7816
    @brianreaves7816 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this best stuff on TH-cam..

  • @ernesthofmeister3054
    @ernesthofmeister3054 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I knew this couple, the wife said her cooking was to die for........her husband's funeral is next week!

  • @jonathanwinfield6000
    @jonathanwinfield6000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With that goldfish perhaps you could have gotten a waterbed… 🤣

  • @Subcritical96
    @Subcritical96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😅😅😅😅 I love dad jokes

  • @MysterE1971a
    @MysterE1971a ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent. Just Excellent

  • @urex1717
    @urex1717 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ended up eating all of my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow.
    That is my favorite from these guys and they didn't even include it. I was waiting.

  • @tonyvalle2310
    @tonyvalle2310 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate being bipolar, it's awesome!

  • @o0o-jd-o0o95
    @o0o-jd-o0o95 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You always determine whether a glass is half empty or half full by the previous action that was taken. so did the glass get filled up halfway? then its half full ...or was the glass drained halfway? then its half empty

    • @arightscepter
      @arightscepter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I half got it but I was only half paying attention ;)

    • @arightscepter
      @arightscepter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some of these theories are fluid

  • @CallmeA_B
    @CallmeA_B ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:25
    Those visor sunglasses are sick. I'd combine those with the furry white jacket (during gay closet joke)
    It's a ridiculous look, and I'd love every second of it lol.
    😎🙌👏😄

  • @armidaescareno3923
    @armidaescareno3923 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The Forrest Gump joke had me lmao!

  • @Wallawats
    @Wallawats 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like dad jokes. The punchline is always aParent.

  • @amegatron07
    @amegatron07 ปีที่แล้ว

    The joke about neighbors was my favorite here.

  • @robinw285
    @robinw285 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny, best one😂🎉😂🎉

  • @wrecklessdaath
    @wrecklessdaath 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that dude in the middle is funny as hell 😂❤

  • @elleret
    @elleret ปีที่แล้ว

    😆😆😆 I loved this!!!

  • @TeaWithTheAuthor
    @TeaWithTheAuthor ปีที่แล้ว

    TikTok parodies, I love them.

  • @donaldkasper8346
    @donaldkasper8346 ปีที่แล้ว

    This set was overall quite good.

  • @MusicConfusion99
    @MusicConfusion99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I laughed too hard at the mime joke 😂

  • @rickyparrish8310
    @rickyparrish8310 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They are all good 😂😂😂😂

  • @stephenmcallister2169
    @stephenmcallister2169 ปีที่แล้ว

    omg that envelope joke 🤣🤣🤭🫨🤦🏼‍♂️😂😭

  • @TwistedSister1234
    @TwistedSister1234 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the straight faces, the disguises, the WAG jackets, and just now, the awesome smiley faces of Logan and the guy with the red ‘tache, breaking through on that rare occasion. Are Logan and he brothers?

  • @kellidinit3725
    @kellidinit3725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, let me add my dad’s favorite. Dad :Knew a guy that bowled 301. Innocent bystander: you can’t bowl a 301. Dad: he bowled 300, and won.

    • @MrTruckerf
      @MrTruckerf ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dad: I knew a guy who bowled a three hundred and one. Son: He could not have bowled a three hundred and one.
      Dad: You can't bowl a 300 and lose.
      Son: Mom said you aren't my real dad.

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrTruckerf 😂😂

  • @TheLibrasun
    @TheLibrasun ปีที่แล้ว

    🐞love the jokes 🐜

  • @Timber_wolf85
    @Timber_wolf85 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Helarious

  • @dassyareg7587
    @dassyareg7587 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How are they keeping a straight face? I'd be rolling on the floor

    • @hotrodray6802
      @hotrodray6802 ปีที่แล้ว

      You should see their outtakes.😆😆😆😆😆

  • @beeggym666
    @beeggym666 ปีที่แล้ว

    10/10 Flawless Victory!
    Why do I feel like this is some deleted scene from Letterkenny?