SPIFF Vs God - Civilization 6 Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    *Just one more turn... Of absolute suffering*

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah _yes_

    • @RyanSoltani
      @RyanSoltani ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Some just want to watch the world burn….

    • @squirrelinarmor
      @squirrelinarmor ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you gonna apologize for the established titles scam?

    • @Beach_Boomer
      @Beach_Boomer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gotta love how it's planned to go live at the best time of day... Tea-time 🍵🍿

    • @evanwhitford6257
      @evanwhitford6257 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you doing Jingle Jam this year?

  • @Kenken2244
    @Kenken2244 ปีที่แล้ว +3926

    the reason you kept getting hit by comets, is that the 4 tile comets only target land tiles. and you were the only one with land tiles.

    • @tinu7551
      @tinu7551 ปีที่แล้ว +771

      So building flood walls was his demise lmao.

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike ปีที่แล้ว +634

      @@tinu7551 That's some fecking greek tragedy stuff right there xD

    • @MrTaucher007
      @MrTaucher007 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      If that was the case, how were the underwater capitals of the other remaining civs sunk by comets in the end?

    • @tigereye504
      @tigereye504 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@MrTaucher007 The cities still count as land tiles despite flooding, it's the surrounding land that gets eliminated. As such they could lose cities to direct hits, but as Spiff had much more land than they did he ate the vast majority of meteors.

    • @Kenken2244
      @Kenken2244 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@MrTaucher007 there's two types of comets. there's one that only targets cities and destroys only one tile, those can hit even flooded cities. then there's ones that can target any 4 tile land area, they can destroy cities if they happen to hit the tile, but don't target them, and they only target land areas that have the 4 tiles in the right shape. so all of the second kind of comet targeted him, which meant that even though they don't target cities directly, they ended up incidentally destroying all his cities anyway

  • @EthanQix
    @EthanQix ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Who could have predicted destroying the world would also destroy me !" -Spiff

  • @Neofeora
    @Neofeora ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Spiff: *builds giant walls to negate floods*
    Game: air strike it is.

    • @gilmadreth680
      @gilmadreth680 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If land invasion is stymied, then warheads on foreheads is a sound backup strategy.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I thought the game was deliberately punishing Spiff for destroying the environment but no, it turns out comets just target land tiles and only Spiff had cities above water.

  • @Boredman567
    @Boredman567 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Today we discovered that flooded tiles don't seem to get struck by meteors. Ironically by protecting yourself from the sea, you doomed yourself to an unending rain of hellfire.

  • @haraken3119
    @haraken3119 ปีที่แล้ว +2085

    I see Spiffing Brit doing some Civ 6.
    Me: "You have my curiosity."
    It's a full on apocalypse map challenge.
    Me: "You have my attention."

    • @zoltire6478
      @zoltire6478 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he immediatly wins flawlessly
      me: YOU HAVE MY FULL RESPECT

    • @sculkwizard
      @sculkwizard ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine the portal of the legendary a
      I an idiot what were they call the disaster causeing people

    • @tadadoterson6147
      @tadadoterson6147 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello

    • @sculkwizard
      @sculkwizard ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tadadoterson6147 hi

    • @sculkwizard
      @sculkwizard ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean power not portal auto correct

  • @rulbiem
    @rulbiem ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love that after so many episodes of Spiff breaking Civ 6, this time is Civ 6 breaking Spiff lol

  • @SkilledNub
    @SkilledNub ปีที่แล้ว +2673

    Love how despite Spiff's efforts, the comets just were like: nah, fuck you in particular

    • @Valkbg
      @Valkbg ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Its so bad I suspect foul play.

    • @vicatoren3967
      @vicatoren3967 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I'm pretty sure it's because the ai had no tiles left so the comets were almost guaranteed to land on his

    • @huntermagnuson8062
      @huntermagnuson8062 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Vicatoren But then why did Istanbul get hit at the end? They were the first city to be submerged lol

    • @vicatoren3967
      @vicatoren3967 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@huntermagnuson8062 the ai did have a few tiles each where their cities were. These could also be hit, but only rarely since there were so few.

    • @VixYW
      @VixYW ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's just karma striking back from flooding the world.

  • @zeese4216
    @zeese4216 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was listening to spotify while watching this and at the end "I don't want to set the world on fire" started playing i literally burst into tears from laughing

  • @S.ASmith
    @S.ASmith ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    i feel the Mauri would be OP in this game mode
    >start in the ocean
    >watch as everyone else is set on fire, flooded and hit by big space rocks
    >your capital is just 2 guys and a camel on a boat

    • @douggaudiosi14
      @douggaudiosi14 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Why would the mauri have camels

    • @williamchamberlain2263
      @williamchamberlain2263 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      @@douggaudiosi14 because they're great swimmers, duh

    • @Scooty_Scooty
      @Scooty_Scooty ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What's a Mauri?

    • @YinPhinLim
      @YinPhinLim ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hi. Do you know in the XML files, where you can change the parameter that you can settle your city in the ocean or coast?

    • @Michael_Haddad
      @Michael_Haddad ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@Scooty_Scooty When the moon hits your eye
      Like a big pizza pie, that's a Mauri

  • @gogogagagugu2134
    @gogogagagugu2134 ปีที่แล้ว +2173

    the ottomans winning the game for exactly one turn before getting obliterated was the best part lmao

    • @phoenixrising1992
      @phoenixrising1992 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Sounds like a Door Monster Civ Sketch, the world was being destroyed by comets sent in by Suliman all before one more comet ends up destroying him.

    • @uhthin
      @uhthin ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Damnit spoilers! Why did you have to be the most voted comment!? Lol

    • @richardomilos8686
      @richardomilos8686 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@phoenixrising1992 someone needs to teach those damn crabs a lesson.

    • @phoenixrising1992
      @phoenixrising1992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@uhthin Ah, sorry.

    • @durathuril7343
      @durathuril7343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It really was

  • @nopeyt3387
    @nopeyt3387 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Imagine if The Spiffing Brit played a chaotically inbalanced game with numerous exploits.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sounds like a typical Tuesday to him.

    • @qua_xor3348
      @qua_xor3348 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skyrim?

  • @blacksabre5343
    @blacksabre5343 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The last thought on Suleman's mind on the eve of his victory as an asteroid streaks towards them...He regrets banning crabs.

  • @ReikuYin
    @ReikuYin ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The comedic timing of that.
    "We WON!"
    *Impending doom approaches*
    "Well GG."

  • @grawderu
    @grawderu ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Now, this might not sound like a good idea, and that's because it is not. However, it is an idea, so we're going to do it."
    A new favorite phrase I need to try on coworkers.

    • @AlbinosaurusR3X
      @AlbinosaurusR3X ปีที่แล้ว

      This is basically how the mind of a manager works.

    • @sugarbaby1974
      @sugarbaby1974 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I legit want this on a shirt, or at least a magnet! 🤣

  • @ZKP314
    @ZKP314 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “You’re gonna want to know how many comets are on their way.”
    My expectations is that this world looks like Strangereal after the Ulysses impact.
    Edit: I was not disappointed-it looks like Estovakia. Now I want a Stonehenge building that can snipe comets before they hit as a mod.

    • @CharlesChaldea
      @CharlesChaldea ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I understood some of those references.

  • @cheekybarstuard4122
    @cheekybarstuard4122 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best line of this video 'Dumbo's not going to be able to fly away from that one!

  • @xamrucs74
    @xamrucs74 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Spiff prophesied this day many moons ago in the 'Coal = Win' video and I couldn't be happier to finally see it

  • @EnergyBurst2
    @EnergyBurst2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The game went "Winning? No, we can't be having that" and immediately wiped out Istanbul.

  • @JGFurgie
    @JGFurgie ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Yes please to the multiplayer stream! I'd love to see the reactions.

  • @dogos287
    @dogos287 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That strategy about rushing flood barriers while also having an insane amount of carbon emissions is how I play Civilization with my friends. None of my friends are willing to settle near the coasts now.

  • @tacticalmosquito6480
    @tacticalmosquito6480 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sid Meier really said "two can play this game" when Spiff jumped back on Civ6.

  • @Fishpasta4
    @Fishpasta4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I don't think I've ever seen a domination victory handed out by random luck before.

  • @StarPlatinum3000
    @StarPlatinum3000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    25:50 Holy shit that is an amazing use of Stock Photos! Lol, I never would have dreamt that "Swimming Executive in swimming goggles and business suit" would ever be a photo, but apparently it is!
    Waterworld indeed!

  • @pamelasmith4230
    @pamelasmith4230 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Civ 6:apocalypse is not an apocalypse
    Spiff Brit:fine I'll do it myself

  • @inserttext101
    @inserttext101 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Whoever taught spiff how to do this, we curse you with Reanu’s kiss

  • @mikerahl123
    @mikerahl123 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I definitely would LOVE to watch this in a multiplayer session!

  • @yunsukchang6103
    @yunsukchang6103 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I watched the trailer, I wanted to play this setup myself. Now, I am not so sure anymore.

  • @Critguards
    @Critguards ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks The Spiffing Brit 🇬🇧🥂 for being Excellent and being absolutely ridiculous with your personal challenges. As a strategy gamer I have and continue too love your content. You are a modern day Sir Chap Mega Master of Entertainment, with plucky and cunning comedy and clever exploits cheers 🥂🍾🇬🇧!

  • @rainboweater456
    @rainboweater456 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This needs multiplayer livestream and a drinking game tacked on for every unit lost to a disaster. It would be madness and it’d be the best stream known to man.

  • @gergosoos4652
    @gergosoos4652 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:42 General Kenobi you are a bold one!

  • @spacegremlin9972
    @spacegremlin9972 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Strange to see him actually making things harder for himself... I dig it

  • @owd2960
    @owd2960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the one hand, entertainment! On the other hand, it’s reminding me we’ll be going through the same flooding. You win some, you (really) lose some.

  • @madmanszalinski
    @madmanszalinski ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have never seen and heard Spiff in this much anguish

  • @lupmaeji4832
    @lupmaeji4832 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Dumbo's not going to be able to fly away from that one!" -Spiff 2022

  • @Tobinzki92
    @Tobinzki92 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think a live stream of this would be really fun to watch. also thanks for the videos and content. really picks me up when im having a shitty day

  • @RIPlly
    @RIPlly หลายเดือนก่อน

    Oh man it was a long way. I remember you with 144k subs. Now look at you! You did this. Thanks for sharing and keep going Spiff

  • @J.Moore1172
    @J.Moore1172 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    finished a long shift at work and come home to a new spiff Civ 6 video? what a good night

  • @platinumempire8834
    @platinumempire8834 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please play with friends, I’d love to hear all of their reactions to their civs slowly crumbling

  • @levrapport2033
    @levrapport2033 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was wonderfully ridiculous! If there was a way to tune down the absolutely constant, large scale wildfires at the start of the game, it may actually be a legitimate game mode: if people have time they could better rush strategies to survive (PREEMPTIVELY cutting down forests, building sea walls in time, etc.)

  • @TJordan1986
    @TJordan1986 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'll have my tea at the ready for the moment I can enjoy this glorious video!

  • @kazekamiha
    @kazekamiha ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Spiffing Brit: If they can program it I can shatter it into a thousand pieces.

  • @nosama001
    @nosama001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Like that episode of star trek that produced a sentient Moriarti, Spiff used all his exploit powers to create a playthrough that could defeat him

  • @stevenpeven258
    @stevenpeven258 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m surprised you didn’t end up throwing at least one nuclear Gandhi into the mix for the full apocalyptic brick crapping experience

  • @Dustin_Bins
    @Dustin_Bins ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG, this shit had me rollin'. I expected it to be crazy, but this was over the top AND I LOVED IT! Please do more of these as single player/multiplayer, whatever. The amount of chaos was entertaining.

  • @radimnechut519
    @radimnechut519 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    See, now that you've mentioned it, this would poetically fit to play with Valefisk, if he does play Civ6. It's exactly like one of his torture games.

  • @QueenSaffryn
    @QueenSaffryn ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sounds like something you should get Valefisk in on, he loves those games that make you suffer :P

  • @Armgoth
    @Armgoth ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh yeah you need a multiplayer of this :D The race to the title of "World Flooder" would be great.

  • @TheRenofox
    @TheRenofox ปีที่แล้ว +8

    That was epic! I could never play games like this, and I'm SO glad to see someone take on the maddest of challenges!

  • @IDESTROYER236
    @IDESTROYER236 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just going to say, congrats on the 3.3 subscribers.

  • @therealpono8828
    @therealpono8828 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The amount of time I sat, watching this, and laughing out loud, was top tier. Good shit Spiffing Brit

  • @zechariahoti
    @zechariahoti ปีที่แล้ว

    "The Huns with Genghis Khan." I dunno if I'm missing out on a bit or something, but that got my inner history nerd up in arms.

  • @MrThom93
    @MrThom93 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was really fun, please do a second one!

  • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
    @EmeraldEyesEsoteric ปีที่แล้ว

    Humanity has suffered five extinction level events, and we are living in what the Mayans called the 6th world, hence Civilization 6. The real Apocalypse for Civilization games is simply when the game ends, and you start a new game. Very few survive, everyone is sent back to the stone age, the entire world map is changed, and after enough time has passed traces of previous civilizations mostly disappear.

  • @thesysop4998
    @thesysop4998 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like how spiff manages to make the most infuriating existence possible funny. He must have learned from the ancient romans

  • @guidojacobs2002
    @guidojacobs2002 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this. It's the musical chairs of which nations voted for Giant Meteor first.

  • @chris6ix.
    @chris6ix. ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The mispronunciation of "Seoul" really killed me 😂
    It's not pronounced "Ceeol"...it's pronounced like the English word "Soul" 😉

    • @Fa771n9
      @Fa771n9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the Mahapajit... The Mapahajit... The Majahapit. The Majapahit.

    • @DavidGravesExists
      @DavidGravesExists ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Fa771n9 And Xian- "Shee-ahn", not "Zyan".

  • @nickperez9560
    @nickperez9560 ปีที่แล้ว

    Haven't watched one of your vids in a while and im like a minute in and you're hilarious 🤣 glad im back

  • @Dan-ze7hj
    @Dan-ze7hj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the masterful context awareness of the editor makes the videos extra Perfectly Balanced (TM)

  • @kairosmvr1900
    @kairosmvr1900 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Live stream multiplayer sounds absolutely beautiful

  • @CookinWithBiscuits
    @CookinWithBiscuits ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff, I am begging you, as a tea drinking yank who would swear off coffee just for you, please make a livestream of this. It would make my whole year!

  • @NiDe500
    @NiDe500 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I love that he devolves into building giant religious monuments hoping the gods will spare him.

  • @rythepineappleguy3160
    @rythepineappleguy3160 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those comets we're all just tender thank you kisses blown to you by Reanu Keeves all the way from Skyrim.

  • @fidoruh
    @fidoruh ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd love to see the multi-player, or even a game of the zombie edition.

  • @wintersking4290
    @wintersking4290 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahaha Ghengis just chilling, building wonders, being all like "I am truly favored by heaven."

  • @kolecrack5495
    @kolecrack5495 ปีที่แล้ว

    You Sir, are a special creature, for I have never seen a being absolutely destroy the balance of so many games and continue to enjoy it, I raise my Yorkshire Gold with two teaspoons of honey to your honour *tips nonexistent hat* P.S. tell your editors I love them

    • @kolecrack5495
      @kolecrack5495 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Thespiffingbrit_PS5 thanks dipshit for the blazingly obvious scam

  • @TheWauzzer
    @TheWauzzer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A multiplayergame of this sounds great.

  • @darkdeath5550
    @darkdeath5550 ปีที่แล้ว

    "This might not sound like a good idea, and that's because it's not."
    The most British thing you've said so far.

  • @arrushbharadwaj6238
    @arrushbharadwaj6238 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff: The Huns led by Genghis Khan
    Me: Soul.exe has stopped working

  • @cursedhawkins1305
    @cursedhawkins1305 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now I need to see Brit playing Warhammer 40K Gladius, I'm curious to how they would handle fighting Tyranids, Tau, Chaos, Imperial Guard, Sisters of Battle, Space Marines, Orks, Eldar, Dark Eldar, etc.

  • @Dac125_5
    @Dac125_5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A live stream of this mod would be hilariously perfectly balanced

  • @waynedieckmann9840
    @waynedieckmann9840 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Great Reset!? What a beautiful concept for creators. A brand new blank canvas and a warm cup of coffee. It's actually happening.

  • @SilverFoxSpirit97
    @SilverFoxSpirit97 ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff: "Which of these outstanding civilizations do you think will win today"
    Me, looking at all of the forest title: "...I'm pretty sure the forest fires are going to win"

  • @z34rk79
    @z34rk79 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A forest fire has occured, even affected the inside of your city stone walls

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the only time I've seen a game exploit Spiff.

  • @LetoShade
    @LetoShade 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was busting a serious gut near the end. This was beyond hilarious.

  • @blackvalor66
    @blackvalor66 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think the world, real and civ, need a multiplayer doomsday apocalypse-tastic game with Spiff and his friends!

  • @tortoisex
    @tortoisex ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Civ 6 "Here's an apocalypse for you" Spiff "Hold my tea!"

  • @BeekillerJohanna
    @BeekillerJohanna ปีที่แล้ว

    25:45 Of course everyone loves the water world, there's no more wildfires.

  • @a-blivvy-yus
    @a-blivvy-yus ปีที่แล้ว

    So... I'm pretty sure you told me to have my tea "ice warm" and... it's summer here so I'm drinking iced tea. Nailed it!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow, the game really just targeted him at the end!
    ... you know, I've never really understood how greenhouse gasses lead to an increase in asteroid collisions...

  • @bta9087
    @bta9087 ปีที่แล้ว

    im a strong believer that brit just wants to see the world burn but is so chrasmetic that the "villan arc" is just another person good venture.

  • @TheGeoArchaeologist
    @TheGeoArchaeologist ปีที่แล้ว

    19:42 a perfect analogy for why we have a messed up climate situation today

  • @LordHammer33
    @LordHammer33 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks Spiff! Needed that laugh today

  • @Nick-ob1ir
    @Nick-ob1ir ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im pretty sure this would classify as a Death World in 40k

  • @BaronYoungOfficial
    @BaronYoungOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nobody's gonna talk about how Spiff calls Majapahit "MajaHaPit"?

  • @violetscarlett4488
    @violetscarlett4488 ปีที่แล้ว

    While watching this video a song came to my head, spontaneously: "I don't want, to set the world on fire..."

  • @Acklon
    @Acklon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As we all know. Space rocks from millions of miles away suddenly change course when a planet starts to have a runaway greenhouse effect xD

  • @iloveloonaandiforeverwill6494
    @iloveloonaandiforeverwill6494 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never thought -48 amenity was possible, but I guess it is

  • @tenchimuyo69
    @tenchimuyo69 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice to know that humanity can still survive in this hypothetical Kurzgesagt world.

  • @unkn_grave7397
    @unkn_grave7397 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn it he got me the one time I decided to be jazzy. Keep your gard up friends. (Liked)

  • @teampigmen011
    @teampigmen011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're such a skilled gamer, spiff. I mean, you never use exploits!

    • @teampigmen011
      @teampigmen011 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheSneakerFile. Ah yes, the bot account. You almost had me until I noticed the awful writing. Get lost.

  • @Skolljarn
    @Skolljarn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “the occasional comet might delete a city”
    Me, who lost 7 cities in one game to comets, and almost failed my culture victory thanks to the loss of great works:

  • @bahamutbbob
    @bahamutbbob ปีที่แล้ว

    That looked frustrating, but oh so rewarding, when Istanbul got blown up.

  • @diniiantares
    @diniiantares ปีที่แล้ว

    "And if you feel jazzy you must like the video" Well...I do feel kinda jazzy...*Jazzhands-sigh*...Just doin my job.

  • @thundercat_pumyra
    @thundercat_pumyra ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Normally you'd always want to bet on Spiff, but this time I think I'll bet on mother nature to win.

  • @Getatron
    @Getatron 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    A magnitude 74 earthquake is, um, quite big. Like, enough to rip the entire Earth apart, several times over, big. 170 tiles makes this world seem remarkably resilient.

  • @KartiacKID
    @KartiacKID ปีที่แล้ว

    Spiff just found out the beautiful side of BBQing by using burn wood as fuel for a fire, reburning burnt wood known as charcoal

  • @nomar611
    @nomar611 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ottoman Pre-mature celebration moment was fantastic