Woman Move! There's Plenty Of Room On That Plank Of Wood - Rare Lost 80s Hit Song
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ธ.ค. 2024
- Woman Move! There's Plenty Of Room On That Plank Of Wood - Rare Lost 80s Hit Song - Released by Peter Pubes 1989.
AI Song, AI Music
LYRICS:
[Verse]
I found myself on the titanic
greatest ship that ever did sail the sea
I met a special high-class lady
She wasn't meant for me
We did some irish dancing, some top back-seat shagging
She let me paint her boobies, all was good
But then some doofus captain,
Went and hit an ice berg!
[Bridge]
And then the water started to rise
Me and this chick we couldn't hide
the band showed nobility, and carried on playing
We tried to cling onto the railings
but then the boat snapped in half like it would
and there was only one plank of wood!
[Chorus]
Woman move! there's plenty of room on that plank of wood!
What are you doing to me! you selfish shrew
I'm freezing my tits off here
Woman move! there's plenty of room on that plank of wood!
I feel like if you just scooted over a bit, we'd both be good
I'm freezing my tits off here, this is really selfish of you
[Guitar solo]
[Bridge]
And then the water started to rise
I was drowning but this chick was fine
she was now star-fishing on her plank
I couldn't believe the cheek of it!
the titanic had snapped in half like it would
and there was only one plank of wood!
[Chorus]
Woman move! there's plenty of room on that plank of wood!
What are you doing to me! you selfish shrew
I'm freezing my tits off here
Woman move! there's plenty of room on that plank of wood!
I feel like if you just scooted over a bit, we'd both be good
I'm freezing my tits off here, this is really selfish of you
[Chorus]
Woman move! there's plenty of room on that plank of wood!
What are you doing to me! you selfish shrew
I'm freezing my tits off here
Woman move! there's plenty of room on that plank of wood!
I feel like if you just scooted over a bit, we'd both be good
I'm freezing my tits off here, this is really selfish of you
(All lyrics written by myself).
Looking forward to Peter singing "Why Is He Driving This Submersible With a Video Game Controller?"
A cheap one at that.
Too soon.
Lmao 😂 oh internet
NEVER @@simplejack708
That's the alternative title to "Oh Sh*t we're imploding"
I like the idea of Peter making self-insert songs based on his favorite movies, yet still somehow filling out stadiums in Japan and Europe.
You have it the wrong way around. Peter makes songs that inspire movies
When this song came out in 1993 it wasn't to great success but it found great popularity when James Cameron later said it was his inspiration for the 1997 movie titanic
@@rudolfhess3153 *in 1989
Lmao I really love this idea and I really wanna know how he pulls this shit off lmao
@@pepebarko9447 He has a time machine. He says so in other songs ("Nobody told me Casper was a 12 year old boy" and "I sold my soul for a glory hole" IIRC)
This was right after Peter's huge hit about Star Wars: "Cover up the damn exhaust port!"
This would suggest he was on the empire's side
@@anonimanonim2710 Peter is a man of honest work. Seeing such a engineering issue would cause him to let them know, irregardless.
@@dreadnaughtvcn6932 Yeah, but the song still ends with the Death Star exploding from built up preassure, because they only had that one exhaust port.
"There was this one time, back in '97, that we were recording an album at our label studio. Pete was six hours late, and our agent was about ready to go chase him down personally, when suddenly he bursts in with tears in his eyes and an empty bottle of absinthe in his hand. Peter grabs us all up and drags us out to his Corolla, drives us all the way across LA, explaining how he just got finished watching 'Titanic,' and he was driving us to Kate Winslet's house to 'pay her back for Leo!' Thankfully we already had a contingency on place for this -- he'd tried the same thing with Gene Hackman two years earlier after watching 'The Quick and the Dead.' Our agent was able to call Kate's people and get her out of the house before we showed up. Petey ended up just pissing in her fountain, made out with a statue, and fell asleep in the bushes."
-Kyle Skinwhistle: bassist/vocals VH1's Behind the Music, Peter Pubes.
@chesterstevens8870 really love these BTW. Maybe I'll have to upload some of Kyle Skinwhistle's solo tracks from his controversial career.
At this point these should be used for an actual behind the music series from Peter Pubes. Like Kyle Skinwhistle is in hiding and is found by someone to tell the untold story of the great Peter Pubes.
I love how you've turned Peter into a real person.
Someone should make concert reviews of Peter Pubes' shows.
These are absolutely brilliant! Love it!
This song is the reason Peter Pubes has shared writing credits for Titanic. He sued James Cameron in court for plagiarising his song lyrics by basing the film's script entirely off them, and the court agreed. James Cameron denies it to this day, but come on. My parents saw the film in the cinema when it came out and told me how people started a sing-along of this song during Jack's death scene. It became a comedy by the end.
How young are you? I remember when Titanic came out.
@@Darkkadia I was seven when Titanic came out. I was too young to see it.
Is there any project that James Cameron didn’t face plagiarism lawsuits for?
Fun fact!
Peter P. Pubes based this song on a story his grandfather Percival P. Pubes, a decorated sailor and crewman aboard the Titanic, told him.
it's true, I looked it up.
Pretty sure this was the original inspiration for "move bitch" by ludacris. Peter really did shape the industry.
Petey is just saying what we were all thinking at the end of Titanic!
I am guessing that Peter Pubes is a time traveler. I mean how else would he have known about Harambe and this felt too personal.
He is a time traveler, but not a very good history student, unfortunately.
And he doesn’t understand the difference between udders and wieners.
Stalked the wrong kid for 17 months lol
Scootch Over!
I'm not crying, you're crying!
"Who is your favorite musician?" Peter Pubes
Another Peter Pubes hit? What more could I ask for today!?
You must be a prompt wizard or something to get the AI to produce these melodies.
Peter is god tier
I lost my virginity to this song.
I regained my virginity to this song.
@@corrado 😥
Did it leave a spot?
@@simplejack708 Bro.
I remember this song at the End of the Film Titanic 1989.
Peter Pubes, a true American treasure. I remember when he sang the national anthem at the 1989 summer Olympics in Peru. Absolutely majestic.
The legend that is Peter Pubes rides again 😎
Titanic: The Alternative Ending OST.
I'm visualizing teary-eyed Asian girls at the edge of the stage, reaching out to Peter. One is wearing a T-shirt: I ❤Pubes!
Peter, consider for a moment, a ballad in the musical stylings of OutKast, that relives the day Alabamians saw a leprechaun, and subsequently asked everyone who also saw it to say “yeah”
This is awesome, another smash hit from Peter 🔥🔥
Slipping away like a cigarette in an ash trreeeeuuuuughhhhh really hit hard not gonna lie
The range of this man, is astounding.
Strangely his movie, "Olympic" never caught on as much as Leo’s.
This is the REAL theme.
Peter was under appreciated in his time, but when they remake Titanic in 2055 they’ll definitely put this in.
peter pubemeister never disappoints
Peter Pubes, gone to that glorious Glory Hole under the sea. Gone to soon. Forever an Icon.
That's an urban legend, Pubes was fine up to 2019, when he mysteriously dissapeared after encountering a furry transexual in a gloryhole. He was reported saying "What the hell is vore" and "I gotta make another song!", but he dissapeared on his way to the studio.
It's funny how long this scene stuck in people's heads when the solution is really just that the plank isn't top small, it just can't carry both their weights.
Fun fact, this is taken directly from the rare and forgotten 1989 Titanic movie, where Peter Pubes plays himself and leads an epic journey as the head of a rock band on the Titanic. It's a shame it didn't do any good in theaters. We all love Pubes!
P.S. The beginning of this song is actually kick ass.
the truth they dont wanna hear!
Theres no way I live in this time line
Scootch over
I got reject today, but Peter Pubes making me happen with this song, because of Women
Was this made with Suno? This is crazy good. Especially the strewn in half-spoken parts.
what ai software do you use?