He struck me with said Corolla and tossed me a slice of pizza and a can of beer and dove off afterwards. Best day of my life... Well except being rendered a quadriplegic.
Originally written by Pubes after a night of weed and old godzilla movies with his friends it was meant to be used in the 1998 godzilla movie but Pubes refused as he felt the movie wasn't good enough due to a lack of glory holes.
There's this crazy homeless guy living in his makeshift cardboard hut near my apartment who keeps saying that he was once a big deal. He was a rockstar or something. We only know him as Pete. Of course no one there knows who he once was since most of us there are millennials. Even my parents seem to not know who he is . Not even the recent 80s music boom could ring the bell. So I happened to this vintage record store and saw this vinyl record of a singer named Peter Pubes. Then it hit me. Maybe this guy is, or was, ol' crazy Pete. I played it, and oh boy he does sound like Pete, well before smoking ruined his lungs at least. One of these days I'll let Pete know that he's not entirely forgotten.
I’m thrilled that Peter Pubes launched a new line of guitar strings-thin, extra thick, and curly. They’ve transformed my Peter Fuzz guitar into a whole new experience. And the best part? These strings won’t flop or break during those intense jam sessions!
It's a crime that Peter pubes is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame It wrote so many chart topping songs I heard Peter had 25 songs hit number 100 on billboard top 100
I remember back in 86 blasting this on the blown out speakers of my Corolla as I pulled into the truck stop for my shift at the glory hole - you took any minimum wage job you could get in those days. Anyway that's how I met Peter Pubes! At least he SAID he was Peter Pubes...
@@marcusolsson9541 yea he fought to save the gorilla from being put down tho. Rumor has it Peter wrote the lyrics to Harambe way back then and only changed the name and dates.
Peter Pubes is unironically my new favorite musical act.
I made this comment have 69 likes because I believe Peter would have wanted it that way
@@hdofuthank you for your service
First line, rhymes “balls” with “balls”.
Truly peak songwriting of the era.
Pubes was an absolute thesaurus of a songwriter.
Peter Pubes definitely strikes me as the kind of man who owns a 1987 Corolla
He struck me with said Corolla and tossed me a slice of pizza and a can of beer and dove off afterwards. Best day of my life... Well except being rendered a quadriplegic.
He *is* a 1987 Corolla
@@troysam1994 MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!!
Couldn’t be more wrong. Definitely a Pontiac Firebird
Pubes was so famous by this point he was able to get himself a 1987 Toyota Corolla in 1986!!!
Even more amazing was this was the main song in Godzilla 1985.
@@Ieatpaste23 Only the US cut obviously.
Maybe he made it in november.
Technically everyone could, that's how model years work. 🤣
The only gripe I have is how dangerously catchy these songs are. Singing one of these at work will get you some hr duty.
See, that's the trick. I don't work in an english-speaking office!
@@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180 I see you discovered a life hack.😀
Originally written by Pubes after a night of weed and old godzilla movies with his friends it was meant to be used in the 1998 godzilla movie but Pubes refused as he felt the movie wasn't good enough due to a lack of glory holes.
He was wrong, that film is full of holes. Both in the buildings, under New York and all through the plot
There's this crazy homeless guy living in his makeshift cardboard hut near my apartment who keeps saying that he was once a big deal. He was a rockstar or something. We only know him as Pete.
Of course no one there knows who he once was since most of us there are millennials. Even my parents seem to not know who he is . Not even the recent 80s music boom could ring the bell.
So I happened to this vintage record store and saw this vinyl record of a singer named Peter Pubes. Then it hit me. Maybe this guy is, or was, ol' crazy Pete.
I played it, and oh boy he does sound like Pete, well before smoking ruined his lungs at least.
One of these days I'll let Pete know that he's not entirely forgotten.
You know millenials were born at the start of the 80's?
@@jean-lucpicard5510the oldest of us, for I care, was born in 1990
This deserves a full music video
I had this album as a kid! Fun fact: this song is on the sountrack for the 80's flick Trust Fund Kung Fu.
Peter Pubes. Master of Arena Rock.
Another classic from Peter Pubes, the absolute legend
Peter Pubes deserves to be the rock and roll hall of fame.
Pubes sings with such heart and ferocity. I feel like he is really singing to Godzilla in this song.
This song saved my life
Are you a 1987 Toyota Corolla?
@@soggyorigami yes
Godzilla can be such a Kaijerk
I always down for Godzilla songs
I’m thrilled that Peter Pubes launched a new line of guitar strings-thin, extra thick, and curly. They’ve transformed my Peter Fuzz guitar into a whole new experience. And the best part? These strings won’t flop or break during those intense jam sessions!
Everyone's thoughts exactly! Bravo.
If this song isn't in the next Godzilla movie I'm walking out.
I keep coming back to this one... at 2:32 you can really feel the pain of seeing a beautiful Corolla destroyed.
Only Peter Pubes can rhyme Balls with Balls and make it work.
It's a crime that Peter pubes is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame It wrote so many chart topping songs I heard Peter had 25 songs hit number 100 on billboard top 100
I remember back in 86 blasting this on the blown out speakers of my Corolla as I pulled into the truck stop for my shift at the glory hole - you took any minimum wage job you could get in those days. Anyway that's how I met Peter Pubes! At least he SAID he was Peter Pubes...
Please tell me that this "Glory Hole" is a fastfood chain and not something else...
@@cosmobane6995 Surely as a member of the Psi Corps you know EXACTLY what is on the other side of the hole ;)
I showed this to a friend of mine, which lead me to explaining Peter Pubes through the degenerate but extensive lore in each song.
Could I get a whole album of Godzilla parody songs?
This is amazing
yes
ive seen anime with intro songs sound just like this
Which?!
@@anonimanonim2710 i was thinkin like stand alone complex and attack on titan style songs, like rambling lyrics and rockin guitars
@@kitsophrenik I meant which animes, cause anything with this kind of song involved is worth watching, but thanks for the 2 names!
Few people realize this, but singing background vocals on this track was Danny Sexbang’s first gig.
Makes so much sense it's not even funny, it's inspirational.
those are some big balls
I'm gonna need this in the next Godzilla movie.
God man the nostalgia, I haven't heard this since I was a kid in my dad's 1987 Toyota Corolla!
giant doge wants to have a word with godzilla now
so glad his career didnt end after the accident that took his finger
@@marcusolsson9541 yea he fought to save the gorilla from being put down tho. Rumor has it Peter wrote the lyrics to Harambe way back then and only changed the name and dates.
Can confirm, the dude at the truck stop definitely had three fingers on his left hand.
Looking up old Christian children songs and… not disappointed.
PUBES!!! 🤘
PUBES!!! 🤘
PUBES!!! 🤘
Who'd win in a fight? Godzilla or Peter Pubes?
Entirely depends on if there are any gloryholes nearby.
He's right though. Glory holes aren't cheap
Peter Pubes stopped me from cutting ❤
I need Peter Pubes album and I know it AI joke song but damn Peter Pubes go hard.
This is 100% in the pipeline
@@SuspectAISongs allow me give name of the album, turn outside down
Dude sounds just like the head singer of Demons and Wizards.
Toyotas in 1987 did not have that logo, they simply had the word TOYOTA
Peter Pubes > Blue Oyster Cult
Can I make a 1 hour version of this?
man i want these on Spotify so i can listen to them on the way to work so bad!