@@Nollic15 the fantasy podcast brought it up in the first place… maybe stay off the internet in general if your delicate sensitivities can’t handle simple topical humor?
@@The.Nasty. if we start going down the race road we need to call this show racist because it doesn’t have any minority viewpoints on the elder scrolls, because that matters SO much.
What I've learned from this episode 1. Michael doesn't like swearing 2. Drew is looking for a goth chick to step on him 3. Scott would be down with some warm tentacle stuff
Drew's immersive story telling style has really helped improve the quality and uniqueness of the channel's videos. Whereas most channels just give you the info like a college lecture, your videos hit like an excerpt from a Tolkien book because you guys, as the Narrators, put yourself into the world.
I like Molag Bal, he is straightforward and honest about his spheres of influence. That is far better then most other Daedric Princes and I respect that. Also Molag Bal & Hircine respect you if you are strong in your own right, with the straightforward/honesty about their spheres of influence thing is great as well.
The serious lore discussions are great, but its podcasts like these that make the channel legendary It sounds silly, but I feel like one of the boys when I listen to these podcasts, y'all are just natural and having fun
I have found.... that there is... such thing as too much information. Edit: the Heavy Burns ending replacer seems to be a really well done mod, very realistic.
A few years ago, I used to not be able to tell the difference between Scott’s and Michael’s voices, which did make me think they were brothers. Drew’s voice was very distinct, though I didn’t realize at first that he has a more British accent vs Scott and Michael. Once the podcast started and I was able to connect the voices with faces in my brain, it got much easier to know who’s voice was whose.
Can't believe y'all not only passed on Malacath, but then Drew had the AUDACITY to cite the tusks as a reason to pass. *The tusks are the best part!* Do you have ANY idea how dexterous his lips would have to be to speak even somewhat coherently around tusks?
@@kalebb1226 That's a little unfair, he claims we're taking the corruption too literally, so unless Boithia has something to say on the matter to the contrary, his word is kind of all we have to go by.
I think the issue of the voiced protagonists would be solved if Bethesda would take another, serious stab at parallel game series set within TES, and restrict the voiced protagonists to these more action-adventure RPG-style games. .
Yeah, I agree. I feel the problem with the player character in Fallout 4 is that the voice lines put them in a middle ground between a blank slate avatar who you can project character, tone and exact wording onto and an established character and they just wind up with the worst of both worlds.
Yeah agreed, honestly I wouldn't mind if Bethesda brought back the Elder Scrolls Adventure games. a more linear, Witcher styled rpg, with a fixed character would be cool to see.
Yeah, Cyrus was a pretty fun character. It'd be cool to see more side adventure games with their own unique protagonists and showcasing some interesting moments of Tamriel like the Empire arriving in Hammerfell for Redguard
When I was first watching Fudgemuppet videos, I did have a hard time telling Scott & Michael's voices apart, but I can now. Drew has always sounded different, I picked up on the UK accent.
Referring to the Fallout 4 settlement system which you all were talking about at the end, the worst part wasn’t necessarily the large amount of settlements (though it was way overdone), but the constant hand-holding after you set things up. No matter how well fortified and well armed with heavy firepower you gave a settlement, it seems they couldn’t fight off even small bands of raiders, and once any little thing broke, the only person apparently able to fix anything was the Sole Survivor. I honestly wanted to like the Minute Men, but in most of my newer play throughs I avoided them like the plague, not even talking to Preston after the museum (hey, free power armor is hard to say no to). It’s hard to get through the game when you’re babysitting a whole commonwealth full of helpless settlers.
Yeah that was my complaint too. It never mattered how much you decked out the settlements or the settlers, they were always dead weights that needed babysitting. What I'd prefer is if they made them get to a level where they became properly safe bases of a full on faction and instead they might give you quests to take out raider or supermutant bases in the area.
Yea. That sucked. I could have settlers armed to the teeth, with heavy combat armor, plasma weapons, some run with gatling lasers and power armor. Settlement surrounded by concrete wall, guarded by sentinel robots and turrets. And then, 6 raiders could kidnapp one of my settlers if i don't show up. Like, c'mon.
Almost 18,000 of us have watched as FudgeMuppet and friend have debated the previously unknown, now Ol' Herma Mora has knowledge they didn't know they needed.
31:38 You certainly cannot have smashing without ramifications, arguing smashing as a process is a sort of a ram-ification. Edit 1: Theorycrafting time: Scott pulled out the "cheese" joke to intentionally sabotage Sheogorath's f*ckability as part of his ongoing animosity against the prince : P
They fucking did it lol Edit: Hard pass on Malacath - he was pooped out guys! How did that not come up? You worry about his personality? That's hardly the main issue lol
I just had a surgery and Im still hospitalized, this podcast and specifically this episode never fails to cheer me up. Every time I feel a depressive/anxiety crisis coming I go straight to fudgemuppet channel. Guys you do the gods work here. Thanks! Love you all!
Was re-watching your guy’s deplore videos and you were talking about where the Dwemer came from was wondering if maybe they could’ve been Trinamac followers who when the orcs covered them selves in Boithia’s shit they just didn’t so they did not become orcs and then went to resdane having lost faith in the gods. It would explain why they don’t worship the gods yet acknowledge that they are real and why they and the Chimer where always enemies.
Re: sounding similar. When I listened casually, a video rarely or every once in awhile, I definitely thought the channel was run by one guy. I think I just didn’t process when you guys would say your names in videos, and then prior to the podcast I don’t think you guys did voiced videos together? But when I started listening I think I remembered the “Drew the daedrologist” and then Scott or Michael did a video and I actually processed the name and was like “WHAT” and that’s when I realized. But Michael and Scott sound fairly similar, but Drew sounds different (deeper voice, different accent) but it gives me a good chuckle when on every podcast video there’s the inevitable “holy shit it’s three different guys” comment.
I can tell Michael and Scott apart now, after having watched the channel for years, but when i started out i absolutely could not tell the difference and would often need to listen to the name at the beginning to confirm
Jyggalag seems like he'd be boring in bed. Like a 1 position 8 pumps type of guy. He'd probably come up with some excuse like "Its orderly and efficient."
21:30 if i dont have to deal with the consequence id fuck anything followed by a kinda defence of smashing a frost troll. drew i love you please never change 😂
38:42 Scott: “alright, nerd, let’s move on.”
Drew: “wow. We’re here talking about which Daedric Princes we wanna f*ck and I’m the nerd. Just me.” 😂😂😂
"We're in the unique position of being three white guys with a podcast." Drew's one-liners are always so on point 😂
The self awareness that man has is spectacular and hilarious.
* _Twitter disliked that_ *
Yuck, please don’t bring race crap into a fantasy podcast
@@Nollic15 the fantasy podcast brought it up in the first place… maybe stay off the internet in general if your delicate sensitivities can’t handle simple topical humor?
@@The.Nasty. if we start going down the race road we need to call this show racist because it doesn’t have any minority viewpoints on the elder scrolls, because that matters SO much.
This is where we've come to as an Elder Scrolls community
Ive never been prouder
We've always been there. Now we're just being honest with ourselves, lol
Taking fantasy to the next level.
Damn, can't like your comment.
What I've learned from this episode
1. Michael doesn't like swearing
2. Drew is looking for a goth chick to step on him
3. Scott would be down with some warm tentacle stuff
Drew is based as f***. Who doesn't want a goth chick
@MomPickMeUpImScared-st4wi I grew up in the 2000's I don't have a goth fetish. Although I was born in 2000 tho.
You mean cold tentical stuff
Cold
Slimy
Tentical stuff
"she pulls down her top and it's two beacons"
"A NEW HAND TOUCHES MY BEACONS!"
A foul darkness has seeped into my temple!
Scott: "Lucien Lachance"
Heavy Burns: "Pre or post death?"
My question afterwards: "You mean the corpse or the ghost?"
Heavy Burns is a top notch bloke, so are the three muppets :)
Hyped for that new dev diary, whenever i see something from you guys it never ceases to amaze
You mean the three muppets, Drew, Scott, and Heavy?
@@Zargabaath _how dare_ lmfao
Kyle, go plant some virtual trees.
Drew's immersive story telling style has really helped improve the quality and uniqueness of the channel's videos.
Whereas most channels just give you the info like a college lecture, your videos hit like an excerpt from a Tolkien book because you guys, as the Narrators, put yourself into the world.
He left the channel :(
@@OddboxGames I know, it’s sad, but thankfully he has his own channel now.
Drew's my fave especially for his writing
8:56,
The moment Michael achieved chim and zero summed.
And then used his God-Like powers to derail the podcast momentarily.
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE TIDDY
This made me laugh way to much
Lol yes my thoughts exactly
IMPURE
Pretty sure Molag Bal will *smash* everyone for eternity.
I like Molag Bal, he is straightforward and honest about his spheres of influence. That is far better then most other Daedric Princes and I respect that. Also Molag Bal & Hircine respect you if you are strong in your own right, with the straightforward/honesty about their spheres of influence thing is great as well.
He is is the Daedra Lord of Grapes 🍇
@@badluck5647 yes but he is honest about it, as I mentioned which I respect
@@blankdragon1636 It was Bal in a wierdly romantic way
@@blankdragon1636 It was Molag Bal, he carried the name of something that helped with Chim.
"You absolutely can beat around the scat bush!" - Drew, 2022
I heard it
I saw this comment before watching and thought it was going to be for Malacath.
@@indiana47 yoooo the og pic
Drew to Boethia: I love a woman who will absolutely kill me
Bringing the Skyrim modder into the Smash or Pass episode? Pure genius, applause lads
Michael left and all hell broke loose, I haven't laughed this much at a podcast in ages
The fuckin' NERD left guys, break out the Jagermeister! Fuck Argonia!
is it just me or does michael not blink?b
@@roguewipplash1 i think his internet went out or somthing and his screen just lagged before going offline
@@Deaglan753 reminds me of linus lol
"What you cant smash your bro?"
*"Well what do you think we're doing after the podcast bro?"*
39:13
Scott is devastated, after learning Drew wouldn't smash a bro.
"Maybe I'd want to lie with Mephala, that'd be cool." -Scott from Fudgemuppet, THLMR: Episode 4
the word "twink" coming out of drews mouth was not on my 2022 bingo card. I have to agree tho, clavicus is indeed a twink
Michael left because he knew exactly where this was going lol
“Wow, we’re talking about which Daedric Princes we want to ****, and I’M the nerd.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤘🏼
Alternative title:,, FudgeMuppet explaineing why he would smash Hermes Mora. "
I think i love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn.
- Hermeus mora
Side note: Heavy Burns is the ultimate Chad for editing Skyblivion dev diary.
So he’s the G.O.A.T.
He is
More classic content for us aspiring Loremasters. It is important to know who to smash or pass on your way to achieving Chim.
Canonically speaking, given what is described in the 36 Lessons, this comment is accurate.
Malacath had at least one child, so someone didn't pass
It was me 😔
@@SadCaligula I guess they don't call you Caligula for nothing...
The serious lore discussions are great, but its podcasts like these that make the channel legendary
It sounds silly, but I feel like one of the boys when I listen to these podcasts, y'all are just natural and having fun
Agreed brodie
I have found.... that there is... such thing as too much information.
Edit: the Heavy Burns ending replacer seems to be a really well done mod, very realistic.
"Daedric prince of dick cheese"
I literally laughed out loud at work when I heard that lmaoo.
The Sommelier of Smegma lmfao
52:24
A few years ago, I used to not be able to tell the difference between Scott’s and Michael’s voices, which did make me think they were brothers. Drew’s voice was very distinct, though I didn’t realize at first that he has a more British accent vs Scott and Michael. Once the podcast started and I was able to connect the voices with faces in my brain, it got much easier to know who’s voice was whose.
4 years of watching this channel, and I still can't tell the difference.
ok
That and the fact that with the podcast you can hear them talking back to back, unlike most of their other videos
Micheal dodged a bullet by leaving lmao. He knew what was coming
Ah yes, the bussy episode.
At long last
which race got the best bussy?
I'd argue Bosmeri bussy is premium
Ifunny?
TrueSTL moment
@@StoicDivinity always argonian bussy
Scott: "Lucien Lachance"
HB: .."Pre or post death?"
SIR
Depends, the corpse or the ghost? Lol
@@marilynlucero9363 Meridia: DEFILER
@@marilynlucero9363 I mean, how long after his death? If he's warm, he can perform.
@@kamixakadio2441 Good question! Ravenessae made a good point too, we could ask Meridia!
Lol Scott having a body pillow of Mehrunes Dagon is amazing
Can't believe y'all not only passed on Malacath, but then Drew had the AUDACITY to cite the tusks as a reason to pass. *The tusks are the best part!* Do you have ANY idea how dexterous his lips would have to be to speak even somewhat coherently around tusks?
Hes made of boethias shit
@@kalebb1226 That's a little unfair, he claims we're taking the corruption too literally, so unless Boithia has something to say on the matter to the contrary, his word is kind of all we have to go by.
@@YourWaywardDestiny either way i dont want to find out
@@kalebb1226 Well, your loss, then.
you...we think alike...
Don't forget if you get smashed by Molag Bol you get to be a vampire lord
Imagine the pain. Oof
I think the issue of the voiced protagonists would be solved if Bethesda would take another, serious stab at parallel game series set within TES, and restrict the voiced protagonists to these more action-adventure RPG-style games.
.
Yeah, I agree. I feel the problem with the player character in Fallout 4 is that the voice lines put them in a middle ground between a blank slate avatar who you can project character, tone and exact wording onto and an established character and they just wind up with the worst of both worlds.
Yeah agreed, honestly I wouldn't mind if Bethesda brought back the Elder Scrolls Adventure games. a more linear, Witcher styled rpg, with a fixed character would be cool to see.
Yeah, Cyrus was a pretty fun character. It'd be cool to see more side adventure games with their own unique protagonists and showcasing some interesting moments of Tamriel like the Empire arriving in Hammerfell for Redguard
When I was first watching Fudgemuppet videos, I did have a hard time telling Scott & Michael's voices apart, but I can now. Drew has always sounded different, I picked up on the UK accent.
"Daedric Prince of dick cheese" is one of the best things I've ever head come out of a Skyrim discussion.
Referring to the Fallout 4 settlement system which you all were talking about at the end, the worst part wasn’t necessarily the large amount of settlements (though it was way overdone), but the constant hand-holding after you set things up. No matter how well fortified and well armed with heavy firepower you gave a settlement, it seems they couldn’t fight off even small bands of raiders, and once any little thing broke, the only person apparently able to fix anything was the Sole Survivor. I honestly wanted to like the Minute Men, but in most of my newer play throughs I avoided them like the plague, not even talking to Preston after the museum (hey, free power armor is hard to say no to). It’s hard to get through the game when you’re babysitting a whole commonwealth full of helpless settlers.
Yeah that was my complaint too. It never mattered how much you decked out the settlements or the settlers, they were always dead weights that needed babysitting.
What I'd prefer is if they made them get to a level where they became properly safe bases of a full on faction and instead they might give you quests to take out raider or supermutant bases in the area.
Yea. That sucked. I could have settlers armed to the teeth, with heavy combat armor, plasma weapons, some run with gatling lasers and power armor. Settlement surrounded by concrete wall, guarded by sentinel robots and turrets.
And then, 6 raiders could kidnapp one of my settlers if i don't show up. Like, c'mon.
Vaermina basically is Sheogorath's emo little sister....so based off my experience with emo chicks, I would have to side with Drew and say SMASH.
Have you heard the phase "Don't stick your dic.. i mean sword in the crazy?"
Girl with low body count>Any other girl
I now want another podcast with this theme. So we can have Michael‘s opinions as well.
Almost 18,000 of us have watched as FudgeMuppet and friend have debated the previously unknown, now Ol' Herma Mora has knowledge they didn't know they needed.
My favorite concept in the Elder Scrolls.
When they said Maphala all I could think about is that one horrific kirkbride drawing and seeing them say smash was too much
I looked up that image. Ewwww
I thought they were joking when they said this podcasts was gonna be a thing. I’m glad they were serious😂
31:38 You certainly cannot have smashing without ramifications, arguing smashing as a process is a sort of a ram-ification.
Edit 1: Theorycrafting time: Scott pulled out the "cheese" joke to intentionally sabotage Sheogorath's f*ckability as part of his ongoing animosity against the prince : P
51:52, " if he showed you an amazing time, i'd be like you know what, i'll allow it" - Drew, 2022
Imagine making a smash or pass video on the Elder Scrolls and not bringing up daddy Dagoth or Caius Cosades
Crassius Curio 🥵
Bruhhh caius cosades house is literally like this econo lodge motel room I smoked crack in the first time after high school lmao
Caius cosades never wears a shirt and is kind of a crack addict...
They fucking did it lol Edit: Hard pass on Malacath - he was pooped out guys! How did that not come up? You worry about his personality? That's hardly the main issue lol
Scott just dead ass said "heaps of time together and all that" after burns said they don't sound Australian
Drew says he likes Boethiah, and Scott and heavy both take a second. I see some more daedric videos on our future.
22:26 heavy burns “would you let a giant smash you?” Me laughs from stratosphere
This podcast has put many images in my head. I don't whether or not I like it, but my search history is gonna be wonk
You know Hircine is a fucking primal into predator/prey and pet play lmao.
Meridia quotes: a new hand touches my beacons
I just had a surgery and Im still hospitalized, this podcast and specifically this episode never fails to cheer me up. Every time I feel a depressive/anxiety crisis coming I go straight to fudgemuppet channel. Guys you do the gods work here. Thanks! Love you all!
This is late but I hope you recovered well my friend 😊
whoever designed Mephala’s look for eso knew exactly what they were doing
I love how Michael freezes into a creepy smile at 8:00 XD
“He’s the twink” feckin lost it, cheers
Justice for my boi Tsun, imagine that hairy chest rubbing against your back as he sings the glories of sovngarde
That's kind of adorable
The fact that all three didn't scream smash on Lucien has me confused and bewildered.
So the one married guy passes on Azura based on eternal commitment, eh?
This whole episode without context sounds like a 4chan NSFW board
i love the podcast. also i can see it on scotts face at the end when hes texting michael to wrap up the video for them
This needs a part 2. The smash or pass bit was too funny
Asking smash or pass about Molag Bal is a trick question
With sheogorath, you’d get STRING cheese, specifically. Like silly string.
:/
You can peel it like string cheese
He shoots strings instead of ropes
"Nocturnal ,"
" YES"
This was chaotic, and I loved it.
Was re-watching your guy’s deplore videos and you were talking about where the Dwemer came from was wondering if maybe they could’ve been Trinamac followers who when the orcs covered them selves in Boithia’s shit they just didn’t so they did not become orcs and then went to resdane having lost faith in the gods. It would explain why they don’t worship the gods yet acknowledge that they are real and why they and the Chimer where always enemies.
Nice to meet you Heavy Burns. Love the pod cast y'all.
🙃☕❤❤❤❤🇺🇸
“And that story will be bound to the black books” Im ROLLLING 🤣
Nocturnal's a goddamn free square.
Re: sounding similar. When I listened casually, a video rarely or every once in awhile, I definitely thought the channel was run by one guy. I think I just didn’t process when you guys would say your names in videos, and then prior to the podcast I don’t think you guys did voiced videos together? But when I started listening I think I remembered the “Drew the daedrologist” and then Scott or Michael did a video and I actually processed the name and was like “WHAT” and that’s when I realized. But Michael and Scott sound fairly similar, but Drew sounds different (deeper voice, different accent) but it gives me a good chuckle when on every podcast video there’s the inevitable “holy shit it’s three different guys” comment.
Automatic smash: azure nocturnal meridia sanguine mephala
These are the real questions we need answered
I didn't know about Vivec and Molag Bal until just recently. Vivec is always up to some wild shit every time I learn something new about him lol.
I was laughing way too hard during sheogorath part, i felt like i was twelve again
I can tell Michael and Scott apart now, after having watched the channel for years, but when i started out i absolutely could not tell the difference and would often need to listen to the name at the beginning to confirm
They actually fucking did it😂
Saw the title of this one and it had me dying right out of the oblivion gate.
What happened with Michael? I would've loved to see him play smash or pass
Smash: Vivec, Tiber Septim and Cyrus at once.
Pass: Lord Woodborne, Jagar Tharn and Richton.
Jyggalag seems like he'd be boring in bed. Like a 1 position 8 pumps type of guy. He'd probably come up with some excuse like "Its orderly and efficient."
Eight pumps? That sounds very chaotic and excessive. No more than three pumps, that's the Jyggalag way.
52:12 The entire Sheogorath section had me in tears! “The simile of smega” part especially.😂😭🤣
Boethiah is literally my favorite prince but idk about that one
Quite possibly the best episode yet. You should sacrifice Micheal to Heavy Burns more often.
Scott: “What you can’t smash a bro?”
Drew: “What do you think we’re all doing after the podcast”
Perfect video to watch on Valentine's day
Got the notification for this and dropped everything I was doing. I’ve been so hyped since last podcast
The mad lads actually did it. Smash or Pass: Michael, Drew, and Scott?
Smash.
Smass
Smash, just for the Dagon body pillow.
Drew
Y’all really did the smash or pass podcast 😂😂😂 legends
I'm disappointed it wasn't a full episode of smash or pass
It was mostly
"That's a lot of tentacles." ☠☠☠ 🙌🏻 I'm done.
that body pillow looks... well loved
Funniest Podcast you guys have done so far.
But Michael will watch it back and be like "Look how they massacred my boy!".
21:30 if i dont have to deal with the consequence id fuck anything followed by a kinda defence of smashing a frost troll.
drew i love you please never change 😂
Scott had me crying at several points during this 😂💀
now this is the content i subscribed for.
Scott on Sheogorath: The Prince of "Cheese" xD