"Whoever smelt it, dealt it…" - Isaac Newton* Leave a comment and let me know if you thought this video was too silly or just the right amount of silly. I hope we've earned your subscription even with the farts, and please consider hitting the bell icon to get notified about our next video. It helps us a lot! 🤓 *not actually Isaac Newton
It's Okay To Be Smart THANK YOU for making this video. It was the RIGHT amount of "silly" with not enough fart jokes. I feel there wasn't enough information about collectively how much damage to the ozone layer flatulence dose from all beings that are giluity of it not just livestock. 🤔😧💨🤣💯🌡☢♨️ℹ
I've been dating my girlfriend for 5 years and somehow she's never made audible fart in my presence.... until this past Sunday. She was napping, and I thought she was snoring, which she does sometimes....then my leg got warm....and the smell...I was proud, and happy to know she isn't actually a government robot sent to spy on me
Dang, I was hoping you'd go into more depth on the different categories of farts - like my friends and I did as kids. We subdivided farts into SBDs (you all know what that means), "puffs," "juicers," and "blasters." So - please - feel free to pick up on that research and let it go all out.
My poor husband. When we were first together I had no idea that he was killing himself holding in a ton of gas. I never heard him once fart. & we were the love at first sight type who were joined at the hip, day one. We were always together, even living together within 2 months. I had a totally false notion of his gastrointestinal health. 25 years later, knowing what I know now, I don’t understand how the heck he survived that first year holding it all in for my benefit! Had I known the secrecy & gastric torture that had become his life, I woulda proclaimed, “Let ‘Er rip baby!”
There once was a man from Rangoon Whose farts could be heard on the moon When least you'd expect 'em They burst from his rectum With the force of a raging typhoon
Hmm, 7 billion liters per day globally? That's enough fart to fill the NASA vehicle assembly building almost twice a day, at least based on volumetric estimates for the building itself and ignoring changes to the fart volume based on pressure and temperature fluctuations... If I said flatuations there would that be in bad taste?
My most embarrassing moment with a fart was when my mom, who had dementia, let out a loud fart during a pause in our priest's homily. It was loud enough for everyone in church to hear. That is the moment I felt I couldn't handle this stress anymore and I decided not to bring my mom to church anymore, at least for the rest of winter. We were in January. Four days later she suddenly died. I felt bad for deciding not to bring her to church anymore, and unfortunately, my last memory of my mom in church was a very loud fart!
My uncle once told me you only get one “10” fart in your life. That’s the fart that makes someone puke. I’m 52 and still waiting for this magical fart.
@@nivedithav7620 not sure. As an impressionable young lad I took everything he said to heart. I'm now 54 and still waiting to produce that one "10" so I can confirm what he told me so many years ago.
@@MainStreetElectricalParade Thanks. Glad someone "got" that reference. Loved brilliant comedy movie 'Airplane!' ( from 1980, ) and enjoy watching various reactors' reaction to it.
What do get when 50 GIs start doing synchronized sit-ups in a gymnasium during O dark-thirty physical training (PT)? The funniest symphony you’re ever heard. It was so hysterical, our commander issued orders against laughter during PT in the name of “good order and discipline”. Whatta tool.
actually, the oldest joke that we know of, is a fart joke ("One thing that has never happened since time immemorial: a young woman has stopped farting on her husband's lap", I guess it was a real issue back then)
I did this in a grocery store it was real rancid I turned and looked and there was a lady standing right where I did it taking deep breath’s enjoying every bit of it.
I saw a woman in the supermarket about to sneeze, which she choked with her hand. The pressure had to go somewhere so she farted loudly., and was highly embarrassed. I nearly gave myself a hernia trying not to laugh.
Great video. So why are farts flammable? I would have thought that you would have mentioned that and told us why. We used to light our farts when we were kids.
Anybody notice overweight peoples farts tend to stink less than very thin peoples? There was a guy I worked with, very thin and if he ate chocolate, oh my god you would not want to get on an elevator he'd been on. I wonder if it has something to do with how thoroughly food is digested, how long it spends in the body, and how much of the calorie content is absorbed in the bowels. It would make sense that people who get less nutrition from their food either due to incomplete digestion, fast digestion, etc would smell worse than people that get more calories and digest it slower.
My ex tripped over his own feet and tumbled down a huuuuge staircase. He farted on every single step on the way down. I felt sooo bad for him but I was literally in tears and on my knees laughing. I really was concerned and worried he broke his neck, but I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂 he was fine btw, just sprained ankle, but omg I’ll remember that till the day I die. Sounded like a bowling ball wrapped in whoopie cushions barreling down those stairs 🤣🤣🤣
I'm usually pretty dismissive of fart jokes as I guess I thought I grew out of them (unlike my 41 year old brother who thinks their just hilarious), however I guess not as I find the not so random fart noises around your video absolutely hilarious at the moment and pairs rather nicely with the, "trying to learn over here" attitude i have watching it.. great stuff, love your content and teach me while not taking yourself to seriously.. just great work in my opinion!
I’ve always been a huge fan of fart humour. I call farts laughing gas cause I laugh uncontrollably when I fart. Me, my three sons and my three nephews have fart-offs for the loudest, longest and stinkiest farts. 🤣
Farts are the best. The physical relief, the inevitable laughter. Did you know that hormonal changes in women cause changes in their fart smells? Related to the menstrual cycle. Anyhoo, the sound is just damn hilarious.
There's a great hypothesis about why we enjoy the smell of our own but not others... the smell is unique to the gases formed in digestion. So your own farts both remind you of a meal you may have enjoyed, and/or provide a olfactory healthcheck on your gut.
About turning "our natural gases" into energy; the university of Wageningen in the Netherlands is working on something similar.But rather just using our gases, they try to use everything that leaves our guts.In the city of Sneek, a new suburb was build. In this suburb, all toilets pump up water from the natural ground water reservoir to flush after "doing your thang". Visitors are asked to leave a 'number two' when they visit. The flushed away feces is collected in a central anearobic container, in which bacteria break down valuable parts of our excrement. The gases that are released in this process can be filtered out and are used to heat the radiators in the houses. The people therefore poop to keep their houses warm . This is where the suburb is now, but future suburbs might take the recycling even further. Leftover water will then flow from the anearobic container to an aerobic one. Here, light reaches the water and algae use many of the minerals to flourish. These algae can be used for many purpoises, like the production of (animal) food, bio-fuels or bio-plastics. The water that is left after the harvest of the algae flows into a bassin, which is filled with several layers of different types of earth, so the last harmfull substances are filtered out naturally. At the end of the journey, the water flows back into the ground water reservoir it originally came from.With this system, the entire suburbs doesn't need to be attached to the national gas network that uses non-sustainable gas to heat most of the houses. This way, not only does the suburb reduce their footprint in energy use, also valuable materials in our excrements can be re-used immediately. The waste in sewer systems will only be filtered and processed in the water purification, way at the end of the line. Most usefull stuff has then already been used and converted by bacteria and the energy has mostly gone to waste. As a bonus, food/biomass is produced.I have added a link to a TH-cam-clip of the Univerity of the Netherlands (a TH-cam channel that broadcasts many findings of Dutch scientists and universities in all kinds of fields) that explains the technology. I'm terribly sorry for any non-Dutch watchers, the ecologist is speaking Dutch. But if you watch the video, you might get an idea about how the system of turning poo into heated houses works, just by looking at her set-up to visualize the process. And maybe, just maybe you might even understand the spoken explanation a little (if you speak English or German). Have fun watching th-cam.com/video/gFYBzEPmC7o/w-d-xo.html The system doesn't work perfectly yet, it is in an experimental phase, as the ecologist mentions in the video. But it would be a great way to leave our "linear" way of producing energy, food and other materials and move our societies to a more "cyclical" way of production; we should work with nature, not against it. If/When this technology works (and is implemented on a larger scale), we could potentially reduce the demand for gas for entire cities/populations, which would reduce the CO2-emissions from burning fossil fuels (this system is potentially CO2-neutral). A decrease in gas demand of a population might solve other, more regional problems, like the consequences of drilling for shale in habited areas. This can cause earthquakes that damage farms and villages (at the moment a hot debate in the Netherlands, since, after we started drilling for shale, the countryside has started experiencing earthquakes, something really really really uncommon in the Netherlands. Still, we need the gas to heat our houses during winter and the North and Wadden sea only have a few gas fields left...). This new alternative to heat our houses might become a reasonable argument to stop or reduce the drilling for shale (or maybe even gas as a whole), which would be safer for both people as the environment.
While traveling with my parents we shared a hotel room for a night. I let one fly that skunked everyone out of the room. I was laughing so hard that I started crying. I can still see them holding their noses . LMAO 😂😂
There are things that contribute to farting, that you probably never considered. I would have never thought of them if I hadn't been paralyzed almost 15 years ago. Gravity is a contributing factor. I have to make sure I sit up straight a certain percentage of the day, to help the gas move through my bowels. Lifting heavy objects and basic body movements help contribute to farting, which is something I don't do a whole lot of anymore.
The best farts are big dry farts that seem to come from a hollow area within the body and contain a lot of sulphur. These farts are best enjoyed when in a confined space and alone.
when i was still working years ago a co-worker and my self talked about how to bottle farts and use as a fuel source. we grossed out the women on our team. it could solve the energy crisis
My burning question is: How comes you can't see your farts in cold weather like your breath??????? I mean both are warm and moist air exiting your body right? Enquiring minds want to know. Asking for a friend.
That little quiet fart at the very end of the video is hilarious. 😅 I wasn't *entirely* sure I had heard a little toot... So, I turned around and replayed the last few seconds. Yep. There's one final goodbye fart.
I submit that people in the past were far more relaxed about such things than we are (read Ben Franklin's essay Fart Proudly) and that it would be impossible to write such a literary work today (except for The Onion.) It is simply impossible, at this point in history, to say ANYTHING about flatulence without couching it in silly metaphors, childish euphemisms, and uncomfortable circumlocutions. Just fart proudly!
When I was 7,I was playing a board game with my cousin. We were on the floor and I let one out that was literally 8 seconds long! (There was a clock in our living room with a second hand so I know) My family became horrified and silent!
@Dark Eagle777777: Ha! You think that was something? ( a long fart? ) What about the REALLY long, REALLY loud fart ( the late ) famed professional wrestler / occasional actor Andre the Giant let on the set of brilliant, 1987 movie 'The Princess Bride?' [ Hilariously recalled by his castmate Cary Elwes ( "Westley" ) in his excellent recalling-behind-the-scenes-making-of-stuff book "As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride" ( published by Simon and Schuster, 2014. ) ]
next time you "feel one in the chamber," aim your heiney skyward, strike a match or lighter, hold it close to your poop chute, and see if you can "blow the candle out." any nearby observers will get a good laugh from it.
"Whoever smelt it, dealt it…" - Isaac Newton*
Leave a comment and let me know if you thought this video was too silly or just the right amount of silly. I hope we've earned your subscription even with the farts, and please consider hitting the bell icon to get notified about our next video. It helps us a lot! 🤓
*not actually Isaac Newton
If Isaac Newton was alive , he probably want to be die after seeing this....😁😂
It's Okay To Be Smart HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FART?
Just think, going to the moon on a fart rocket.
It's Okay To Be Smart THANK YOU for making this video. It was the RIGHT amount of "silly" with not enough fart jokes. I feel there wasn't enough information about collectively how much damage to the ozone layer flatulence dose from all beings that are giluity of it not just livestock. 🤔😧💨🤣💯🌡☢♨️ℹ
Wondering if holding gases might actually move undigested food into vermiform appendix and cause the problems leading to surgery.
I've had someone say, "bless you" when I farted while waiting for a train. We stared at each other for at least 10 seconds, and then I nodded.
Just a little bit akward haha
And then everyone slow clapped
In parts of China farting is more or less consider a form good mannerisms because it is perceived as a complement for the food you just ate.
Abyssinia Empire interesting, but weird haha
Ten seconds of staring with a stranger??? OVER A FART??? You're monsters!!!
Did you ever noticed that the word bed is actually shaped like a bed
Oh my god.
Holy moly. You're right.
😵
The word Boob also looks like the above, front on and side view of boobs ever notice that?
Victor Ruan yep, I did. We learnt that bed was shaped like a bed in the series "Word World"
Imagine if we thought fart was a normal thing and sneezing was funny.
Hey! I’m a girl producer and make music and was wondering if you would be down to check out my music and subscribe to my channel?
Both are funny, especially if a sneeze causes a fart.
@@FrozenMermaid666 uhh..!! Then you have some genuine problems.
lmao
@@SuperMikado282 Not all the time. Sometimes sneezing results in drawer staining chocolate rivers runs.
Is the average person farts 11 to 20 times A-day Finally something I'm above average at.
I farted 3x while watching this. 😁
Once again I am reminded of my shortcomings! I don't think I fart that many times a day.
@@robertbaker3174 SORRY for your loss.
Ok got it ... 😂
all of you grow up
I've been dating my girlfriend for 5 years and somehow she's never made audible fart in my presence.... until this past Sunday. She was napping, and I thought she was snoring, which she does sometimes....then my leg got warm....and the smell...I was proud, and happy to know she isn't actually a government robot sent to spy on me
Tasty Treats awesome story very touching lol funny 😁
Aww that's so fartwarming lmao
I wish we could fart (not smelly farts, we have to take care of what we eat) as normally as snoring without being embarrassed
@@Brahminix 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i cant! 🤣🤣
CONTR A RTISTIC one of the greatest puns I’ve even heard. Made my day
I read this as
It's Okay To Be Fart
I Beefhearted today.
Amari Deraisx same
Me too😂😂😂
And that's what the title should've been. It's the president's English. If you can be best now, why can't you be fart?
Amari Deraisx me too man!!!😂😂😂
Farts smell so deaf people can enjoy em too
This comment killed me. Thanks.
My God
🤔🙊🙉
Equal opportunity all around!
@@JadeDragoness77 she have right. me I love sniff farts😍
Thanks for passing this along, Joe! I didn't expect you to go sulfur into the material, butt it's appreciated.
Took me a bit to catch the joke. 😂
Lol 😅
"Founding Farter Benjamin Franklin" made me guffaw out loud.
I love how he hid it in his monologue and just kept on going.
@@albevanhanoy its an alitration which im learning in 4t grade
What's a guffaw?
Dang, I was hoping you'd go into more depth on the different categories of farts - like my friends and I did as kids. We subdivided farts into SBDs (you all know what that means), "puffs," "juicers," and "blasters." So - please - feel free to pick up on that research and let it go all out.
silent but deadly
I will be using these fart names going forward.
The fact that I actually looked this up on youtube makes me question what am I doing with my life.
I laughed so hard as I was typing it.
Stop it 😂na for real same here 💀
My 10 year old is now, officially, your BIGGEST fan.
I am 11 and I have been watching since.... (wait, need to check my journal).....I was 8 years old.
Hahahahaha 😆
Look at your subscribers
@@yassi8814 I love sniff fart
New Message!
When you get old, never trust a fart.
wholeNwon when you get old or when you’ve got the flu or a cold.
I agree sometimes it doesn't work out very well
And if you don’t have a colon anymore like me (I had Ulcerative Colitis really bad and had to get it removed), I’m fine now though yeah.
As my Scottish grandfather used to say, " better an empty house than a bad tennant"....
I stumbled across these videos and fell in love. Joe is hilarious with his dad jokes and puns. Very well done 🤙🏼
I just farted while reading your comment. 🍑💨
Sea horse's head on a human body. Semen!
Parimal Singh this comment is underrated
Lol
😅😅
Cum
Ugh
Oh, Joe. You're such a dad. And that was indeed a horrible Shrek impression.
Who
My. Name. Is. Jod
Ok
"Beans, Beans, are good for your heart/ the more you eat the more you fart/ the more you fart the better you feel/ so let's eat beans for ev'ry meal!"
Beans beans are good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the more you poop, down your leg and into your boot.
My poor husband. When we were first together I had no idea that he was killing himself holding in a ton of gas. I never heard him once fart. & we were the love at first sight type who were joined at the hip, day one. We were always together, even living together within 2 months. I had a totally false notion of his gastrointestinal health. 25 years later, knowing what I know now, I don’t understand how the heck he survived that first year holding it all in for my benefit! Had I known the secrecy & gastric torture that had become his life, I woulda proclaimed, “Let ‘Er rip baby!”
There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon
When least you'd expect 'em
They burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon
nice limerick
Oh my! Lmao
Fart haikus! Yes!
Nice limerick
Michael Meyers haiku is five syllables
Then seven
Then five.
It’s also my favorite form of poetry
Hmm, 7 billion liters per day globally? That's enough fart to fill the NASA vehicle assembly building almost twice a day, at least based on volumetric estimates for the building itself and ignoring changes to the fart volume based on pressure and temperature fluctuations... If I said flatuations there would that be in bad taste?
Ryan Wheeler assuming the building has stuff in it. How much volume would the fart actually have to displace to fill up the entire building?
Not only bad taste, but bad smell too.
Should the words “fart” and “taste” even be in the same sentence?? 🤭🧐🤪
I can taste it in my mouth!
It's not the volume of "emissions" that's problematic. The real issue is harvesting.
This episode really reeked with puns.
keep up the good work
My sons and I just watched this for homework lol. Thank you!
The pope farts... I never thought about that until now
Jackie Johnson he doesn't fart ...he poops
Jackie Johnson *"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"*
if you think about every old man you’ve ever met...
just...yeah....
that’s the pope
The queen 👸🏼 farts
@@soha786sajju She also has a royal wee.
This video went way too *fart.* 😉
N3KLAZ you just gave a baby aids with that statement
SphereSalad
I consider this not the worst way to give a baby AIDS. 🤔
N3KLAZ 😏
What if...
You farted and pooped yourself at the same time
Wa the emoji really appropriate
My most embarrassing moment with a fart was when my mom, who had dementia, let out a loud fart during a pause in our priest's homily. It was loud enough for everyone in church to hear. That is the moment I felt I couldn't handle this stress anymore and I decided not to bring my mom to church anymore, at least for the rest of winter. We were in January. Four days later she suddenly died. I felt bad for deciding not to bring her to church anymore, and unfortunately, my last memory of my mom in church was a very loud fart!
Damn...banished your stinky, poor, old, crazy mom. Shame on you. Lol
My uncle once told me you only get one “10” fart in your life. That’s the fart that makes someone puke. I’m 52 and still waiting for this magical fart.
That's a Joke. Right?
@@nivedithav7620 not sure. As an impressionable young lad I took everything he said to heart. I'm now 54 and still waiting to produce that one "10" so I can confirm what he told me so many years ago.
I’m 28, and supposed to be an adult... why did I just spend the last 5 minutes laughing my head off at this? I can’t have been the only one surely 😂😂
@Jake Cassidy: You aren't the only one. And don't call me Shirley. rotflmao! 🤣
Same😂
@@robertc.1958 Airplane reference nice!
@@MainStreetElectricalParade Thanks. Glad someone "got" that reference. Loved brilliant comedy movie 'Airplane!' ( from 1980, ) and enjoy watching various reactors' reaction to it.
I’m in my mid-50’s.
i had a co-worker, 10 years older than i was, could fart on command just because she knew it would make me laugh.
RRRREEEEEEEECKY PHYSICSSSSS!
What do get when 50 GIs start doing synchronized sit-ups in a gymnasium during O dark-thirty physical training (PT)? The funniest symphony you’re ever heard. It was so hysterical, our commander issued orders against laughter during PT in the name of “good order and discipline”. Whatta tool.
actually, the oldest joke that we know of, is a fart joke
("One thing that has never happened since time immemorial: a young woman has stopped farting on her husband's lap", I guess it was a real issue back then)
*Its better out than in!*
Brucey I always say!
Thats what shrek says
Its taboo
Never heard that one before
@@FrozenMermaid666 stfu conspiracy theorist
Thanks for giving me an excuse to pass gas.
Me watching Normal:
3d grader : HA!! hE SAID FART
I love to let it rip in the grocery store and then walk away quickly and watch people react. Especially in the ice cream aisle!
I did this in a grocery store it was real rancid I turned and looked and there was a lady standing right where I did it taking deep breath’s enjoying every bit of it.
@@rrrobeltnest7295 did you need to wipe afterwards
Disgusting
You and my son would get along just fine. 👍😆
This is the video I didn’t know I wanted to know
yup… 💀
That sneaky one at the very end had me rolling. Thanks
1917:we will have flying cars
2019: science of farts
This was great! Made me laugh and taught me something-just the right amount of silly!
I don't feel so bad about farting so much now. My girlfriend says I'm a fartface because I can manage 30 to 40 on a good day.
she must be a happy woman 🤣
My boyfriend is the same way lmao
Probably dairy issues
If I had a girlfriend who likes to fart as much as I do, I can expect we’ll be in a room exchanging farts.
Amateur.... I fart WAY more than that, lol
Kudos to the editors, the flatulence was so well timed
You had me at farts.
I saw a woman in the supermarket about to sneeze, which she choked with her hand.
The pressure had to go somewhere so she farted loudly., and was highly embarrassed.
I nearly gave myself a hernia trying not to laugh.
I have the flu. It's only okay to fart if I'm already sitting on the toilet.
Moist Snail Poop so I’m not the only one who gets diarrhea when she’s sick.
Moist Snail Poop is it because your poop is Moist?😁
TMI...
the puns are real
In Portuguese "puns" are farts.
Great video. So why are farts flammable? I would have thought that you would have mentioned that and told us why. We used to light our farts when we were kids.
It was mentioned, Bill! It’s the methane that burns 🙂.
Omg it’s 2am and I’m here. How lovely..... can’t wait to share all this info with friends and family!!!
Anybody notice overweight peoples farts tend to stink less than very thin peoples? There was a guy I worked with, very thin and if he ate chocolate, oh my god you would not want to get on an elevator he'd been on. I wonder if it has something to do with how thoroughly food is digested, how long it spends in the body, and how much of the calorie content is absorbed in the bowels. It would make sense that people who get less nutrition from their food either due to incomplete digestion, fast digestion, etc would smell worse than people that get more calories and digest it slower.
I literally laughed out loud. I love the one you saved for the final second of the video too. I cant help it. I giggle every time I hear a toot!
Ok. The subtle fart noises throughout are pure comedic genius. With some sulphur thrown in.
Question: Why do farts smell?
Answer: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
I loved todays topic! You could talk a little about poop and pee too. To complete the series haham I love this channel!
Are you nuts?? All these bodily functions are gross!!
@@dommidavros2211 you always have the option of not watching the videos you don't feel interested in :)
@@TheOgatocomeu exactly what I was gonna say. Just watch cats play if you don't like it.
@@dommidavros2211 HAHAAH! Ok! Deal with it!! They are all normal burping grosses me out but farts no
These fart sounds at the background lol!!!
Bobo
Oh man! What a hilarious video 😂 the euphemisms, the unexpected fart noises, the puns... Plus, I learned a lot! Farts are fartcinating.
My Ass is the single Largest Producer of Green House Gas
FARTING IS HEALTHY!!! That's what I've been telling people around me but they keep looking at me like I'm evil!!!!
My ex tripped over his own feet and tumbled down a huuuuge staircase. He farted on every single step on the way down. I felt sooo bad for him but I was literally in tears and on my knees laughing. I really was concerned and worried he broke his neck, but I couldn’t stop laughing 😂😂😂 he was fine btw, just sprained ankle, but omg I’ll remember that till the day I die. Sounded like a bowling ball wrapped in whoopie cushions barreling down those stairs 🤣🤣🤣
I'm usually pretty dismissive of fart jokes as I guess I thought I grew out of them (unlike my 41 year old brother who thinks their just hilarious), however I guess not as I find the not so random fart noises around your video absolutely hilarious at the moment and pairs rather nicely with the, "trying to learn over here" attitude i have watching it.. great stuff, love your content and teach me while not taking yourself to seriously.. just great work in my opinion!
Ur brother is 41? How old are ur parents??
Some people get upset when other people fart, but; never bat an eye when other people blink.
I caught that last little wiff. I knew you'd throw that in there
I’ve always been a huge fan of fart humour. I call farts laughing gas cause I laugh uncontrollably when I fart. Me, my three sons and my three nephews have fart-offs for the loudest, longest and stinkiest farts. 🤣
I loved the dog with the ghost fart. Cracked me up!
losing my mind laughing and watching this at 5 AM during a finals week all nighter
This is the video I always wanted
Thanks for the laughter with tears and convulsions!
Fart on a petri dish for science!
It's midnight and I just can't stop farting
Farts are the best. The physical relief, the inevitable laughter. Did you know that hormonal changes in women cause changes in their fart smells? Related to the menstrual cycle. Anyhoo, the sound is just damn hilarious.
I believe that. When it comes to women... Nothing surprises me anymore
Lets take a moment to acknowledge the editor of this video!
Inside joke in my family when I was much younger: Blame it on the dogs!
There's a great hypothesis about why we enjoy the smell of our own but not others... the smell is unique to the gases formed in digestion. So your own farts both remind you of a meal you may have enjoyed, and/or provide a olfactory healthcheck on your gut.
About turning "our natural gases" into energy; the university of Wageningen in the Netherlands is working on something similar.But rather just using our gases, they try to use everything that leaves our guts.In the city of Sneek, a new suburb was build. In this suburb, all toilets pump up water from the natural ground water reservoir to flush after "doing your thang". Visitors are asked to leave a 'number two' when they visit. The flushed away feces is collected in a central anearobic container, in which bacteria break down valuable parts of our excrement. The gases that are released in this process can be filtered out and are used to heat the radiators in the houses. The people therefore poop to keep their houses warm .
This is where the suburb is now, but future suburbs might take the recycling even further.
Leftover water will then flow from the anearobic container to an aerobic one. Here, light reaches the water and algae use many of the minerals to flourish. These algae can be used for many purpoises, like the production of (animal) food, bio-fuels or bio-plastics.
The water that is left after the harvest of the algae flows into a bassin, which is filled with several layers of different types of earth, so the last harmfull substances are filtered out naturally. At the end of the journey, the water flows back into the ground water reservoir it originally came from.With this system, the entire suburbs doesn't need to be attached to the national gas network that uses non-sustainable gas to heat most of the houses. This way, not only does the suburb reduce their footprint in energy use, also valuable materials in our excrements can be re-used immediately. The waste in sewer systems will only be filtered and processed in the water purification, way at the end of the line. Most usefull stuff has then already been used and converted by bacteria and the energy has mostly gone to waste. As a bonus, food/biomass is produced.I have added a link to a TH-cam-clip of the Univerity of the Netherlands (a TH-cam channel that broadcasts many findings of Dutch scientists and universities in all kinds of fields) that explains the technology. I'm terribly sorry for any non-Dutch watchers, the ecologist is speaking Dutch. But if you watch the video, you might get an idea about how the system of turning poo into heated houses works, just by looking at her set-up to visualize the process. And maybe, just maybe you might even understand the spoken explanation a little (if you speak English or German). Have fun watching th-cam.com/video/gFYBzEPmC7o/w-d-xo.html The system doesn't work perfectly yet, it is in an experimental phase, as the ecologist mentions in the video. But it would be a great way to leave our "linear" way of producing energy, food and other materials and move our societies to a more "cyclical" way of production; we should work with nature, not against it. If/When this technology works (and is implemented on a larger scale), we could potentially reduce the demand for gas for entire cities/populations, which would reduce the CO2-emissions from burning fossil fuels (this system is potentially CO2-neutral).
A decrease in gas demand of a population might solve other, more regional problems, like the consequences of drilling for shale in habited areas. This can cause earthquakes that damage farms and villages (at the moment a hot debate in the Netherlands, since, after we started drilling for shale, the countryside has started experiencing earthquakes, something really really really uncommon in the Netherlands. Still, we need the gas to heat our houses during winter and the North and Wadden sea only have a few gas fields left...).
This new alternative to heat our houses might become a reasonable argument to stop or reduce the drilling for shale (or maybe even gas as a whole), which would be safer for both people as the environment.
Love it! Whoever did the graphic of the hawk attacking the coral snake deserves a raise! Hillarious!
It’s ok to be fart
Haha
@@NotPastel the name of the channel is 'Its okay to be smart'.
Farting on petrie dishes (for science of course) is now a dream job. 😂😂😂
I love sniff fart
While traveling with my parents we shared a hotel room for a night. I let one fly that skunked everyone out of the room. I was laughing so hard that I started crying. I can still see them holding their noses . LMAO 😂😂
you really need to do one on queefs...a deep dive...going over all the ins--ands-outs...absolutely stuffed with facts
There are things that contribute to farting, that you probably never considered. I would have never thought of them if I hadn't been paralyzed almost 15 years ago. Gravity is a contributing factor. I have to make sure I sit up straight a certain percentage of the day, to help the gas move through my bowels. Lifting heavy objects and basic body movements help contribute to farting, which is something I don't do a whole lot of anymore.
So you're admitting you fart???😱🤢
Fart jokes and Pokémon references. This episode is amazing!
The best farts are big dry farts that seem to come from a hollow area within the body and contain a lot of sulphur. These farts are best enjoyed when in a confined space and alone.
And alone???? Now talk about taking the fun out of a fart 💨 while not being able to enjoy the reaction of others.
when i was still working years ago a co-worker and my self talked about how to bottle farts and use as a fuel source. we grossed out the women on our team. it could solve the energy crisis
My burning question is: How comes you can't see your farts in cold weather like your breath??????? I mean both are warm and moist air exiting your body right? Enquiring minds want to know. Asking for a friend.
Apparently you can, at night if the light from the streetlights is at the right angle. Lol
If this video had been sponsored by squarespace, you'd be proposing to create a webpage dedicated to farts and fart jokes
That little quiet fart at the very end of the video is hilarious. 😅 I wasn't *entirely* sure I had heard a little toot... So, I turned around and replayed the last few seconds.
Yep. There's one final goodbye fart.
😂😂❤
Toot
Best thing I did was to fart on ma brother's face when he was sleeping. The sound didn't wake him up but the killer scent did 😂😂😂
bet he still wonders to this day where that nasty case of pink eye he had came from...
I submit that people in the past were far more relaxed about such things than we are (read Ben Franklin's essay Fart Proudly) and that it would be impossible to write such a literary work today (except for The Onion.)
It is simply impossible, at this point in history, to say ANYTHING about flatulence without couching it in silly metaphors, childish euphemisms, and uncomfortable circumlocutions.
Just fart proudly!
When I was 7,I was playing a board game with my cousin. We were on the floor and I let one out that was literally 8 seconds long! (There was a clock in our living room with a second hand so I know) My family became horrified and silent!
@Dark Eagle777777: Ha! You think that was something? ( a long fart? )
What about the REALLY long, REALLY loud fart ( the late ) famed professional wrestler / occasional actor Andre the Giant let on the set of brilliant, 1987 movie 'The Princess Bride?' [ Hilariously recalled by his castmate Cary Elwes ( "Westley" ) in his excellent recalling-behind-the-scenes-making-of-stuff book "As You Wish: Inconceivable Tales from the Making of The Princess Bride" ( published by Simon and Schuster, 2014. ) ]
BUTT BABBLE! LMAO!! I know this is directed toward kids but this is totally entertaining regardless of age.
Nice Pokemon reference.
Alpha Minor128 where?
Abdalla Ahmed 1:00-1:13
Moth used Poot
It's ultra effective!
My mother laughs to deal with stress, like when watching videos of people falling...
down the stairs.
My humor is so immature, the moment I heard the video's first fart sound I'm already a giggling mess😂
3:59 I have to like this video after such an amazing joke!
FYI from your local Historian in training: Ben Franklin’s “Fart Proudly” is a good read and also p short 10/10 would recommend
Those with any gastrointentestinal disease that even temporarily prevents successful farting know how crucial it is to quality of life.
I love your puns seriously. I think you should make a video with puns only ;)
If Butt-scientists have agreed that farting is OK, then queefing in public should also be acceptable.
queefing doesn't just happen .. air needs to be trapped/pumped in .. in other words, what is this person in public doing to cause trapped air?
next time you "feel one in the chamber," aim your heiney skyward, strike a match or lighter, hold it close to your poop chute, and see if you can "blow the candle out." any nearby observers will get a good laugh from it.
Drops 15-second, 4-octave fart.
Dog leaves the room.
Im still laughing on the trex on a sea horse