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  • @christinacharalambous3333
    @christinacharalambous3333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    Wearing glasses so far down your nose making them practically useless to the human eye is what makes you look intelligent.

    • @itssssstef
      @itssssstef 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *moves glasses down nose to see if I can still read this*
      Yeah no it still helps the eye
      Then again I have a pretty heavy prescription

    • @atinysoftbean1645
      @atinysoftbean1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I legit was kinda excited to do this when I got my glasses as a teen and with grave dissapointed made the exact same observation.
      Also, I have a short nose, so my glasses would nearly fall off by the point they were """intelligently low""".

    • @yeetyeet6403
      @yeetyeet6403 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is ally really a lesbian?

    • @gaminglegend
      @gaminglegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeetyeet6403 Yes

    • @fumeister0992
      @fumeister0992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are are reading

  • @adelaidewatts1813
    @adelaidewatts1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    Absolutely dying at Ally’s deadpan “shed your inner gem jewel”. They’re a national treasure

    • @cacamilis8477
      @cacamilis8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They delivered that line well yeah

    • @xopurp
      @xopurp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cacamilis8477 yeah true they did deliver that line well yep

    • @malignanttrog
      @malignanttrog ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xopurp mmhm they sure did deliver that line and in my personal opinion they did in fact quite well

    • @xopurp
      @xopurp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@malignanttrog i can agree that they delivered that like well

    • @Raegoer
      @Raegoer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xopurpyeah i also think they did a great job at this yeah

  • @nikolakurmele3846
    @nikolakurmele3846 6 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    Today I learned that feelings are made up of 5-10 ghosts

  • @AdamDoesMovies
    @AdamDoesMovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5396

    "Me said that"
    Perfect.

    • @chapa_is_the_best1986
      @chapa_is_the_best1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Does Movies 👌

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meesa

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Does that joke have any more substance to it other than "its funny to use random, incorrect grammar in normal, simple sentences"? Like is it some reference to something or is it just funny because.

    • @Asaiiku
      @Asaiiku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Globe Alone Who hurt you ?

    • @aradiiiah
      @aradiiiah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@NowhereMan7 You must be fun at parties.

  • @dreaminginnoother
    @dreaminginnoother 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2047

    psychologists are actually encouraged to go to their own psychologists. We are all kinda trying to be sane and understand what sanity is together.

    • @wilsonspaints1169
      @wilsonspaints1169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah apparently there’s another level above your average counsellor/psychologist/whatever and they’re called supervisors and also known as mothers or fathers. You can become one either by training to be one and receiving the qualification or you can become one if you’ve been a counsellor/psychologist etc for like 20 years I think it is. And they also have to go and see their supervisors and they have to see there’s and so on. I think they’re allowed to disclose some details of their clients as well as it’s partly for their sanity but also partly to help ease some cases that might be troubling them or they’re finding difficult. I’m actually not doing what they did in the video, I took an introductory course in counselling and that was in it. I can’t remember all the details and may have got some of that wrong but yeah that’s how I remember it 😂

    • @amandalary9959
      @amandalary9959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wilsonspaints1169 A supervisor is a psychologist/counselor or clinical social worker who has been certified by the state to oversee work done by student interns or candidates for licensure. At the end of a graduate program students need to intern to gain clinical experience under someone who is licensed and after completing your graduate program you have to apply to become a candidate for licensure and work under a supervisor for however long your state requires before you can become licensed. Supervisors oversee treatment plans, notes, give feedback on how you perform clinically with clients and yes, listen to some of the difficulties/concerns you experience. Once you are licensed you can consult with other professionals but not to the same extent an intern or candidate does and many licensed professionals still seek counselors themselves as its helpful to discuss what is encountered with working with clients with someone else who understands. I am currently finishing my Graduate internship to become a licensed Clinical Mental Health counselor. I have never heard of Supervisors being called mothers or fathers though but to work with me as an intern clients have to sign a form stating they understand that I will consult cases with my supervisor or faculty supervisor at my school. My supervisors can also listen to recordings of my sessions to provide feedback (as long as my clients consent to this and any recordings are destroyed after feedback is given)

    • @matt-ek4rz
      @matt-ek4rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@amandalary9959 hmmm indeed

    • @abigaelrarts2257
      @abigaelrarts2257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and don't forget good ol' compassion fatigue!

    • @ZJasmineDragon
      @ZJasmineDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wilsonspaints1169 this is two years later and Im sure not helpful but while I've never heard someone call them "mothers or fathers", it is important for councilors and therapists to have their own network to not only help maintain their mentail health, but to discuss potential avenues for discourse they may have overlooked. As someone with just completed undergrad though, I expect someone who has their masters already to supersede what I said in two years

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4251

    Today is feeling like 7 ghosts kind of day and it is really impacting my inner gem jewel.

    • @mayadelaneys
      @mayadelaneys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      These people actually exist. Had a friend tell me opinions are bad because they interfere with our "torodial heartspace" whateverthefuck that means. I could see him believing in inner gem jewels

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maya S XD oh my that is funny, thank you sharing !

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Now see, for perfect balance, you need 13 ghosts. 7 is just too few to keep your inner gem jewel shiny

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Undertaker9711 now I just need to find the right ghost bait

    • @rinalds637
      @rinalds637 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because at the end of the day we all have a donut near our hearts.

  • @yuudaemones2624
    @yuudaemones2624 6 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    "what we in the medical profession call a feeling is just 5-10 ghosts" excellent. These new cast members (specifically Ally and Brennan) slay me.

    • @hellothepixel1107
      @hellothepixel1107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And here, we see a comment from the times before Brennan became super popular among college humor viewers
      (I assume. As someone new to the channel it's interesting to see a comment that gives a timeline of when certain members were hired)

    • @ziwuri
      @ziwuri ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hellothepixel1107 Brennan started at CH writing questions for Um, Actually. You can hear him briefly talking in the background in the clip of Matt Mercer destroying a D&D-related shiny question. His first work in front of the camera as a full cast member was the Tide CEO sketch, which was released 5 years ago. From what I can tell from the comments of that video, people instantly loved Brennan!

    • @Oysters176
      @Oysters176 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ARE YOU A DRAGON?

  • @Rainfoxy4291
    @Rainfoxy4291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    "Katie?"
    "Mm?"
    "Mm."
    *"Hmm"*
    10/10 conversation

  • @antontimeboy6094
    @antontimeboy6094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    that last line killed me
    "I actually make 27.2% more than you guys do"

    • @BensonFarris
      @BensonFarris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      It killed the skit too.

    • @christopherrembert6356
      @christopherrembert6356 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Anton Timeboy It's funny because it's not true.

    • @qwe-de7xd
      @qwe-de7xd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @@christopherrembert6356 it actually is, but that's not bc the people paying people is sexist, it's because women are more likely to take more time of than men, and usually work less hours and less paying jobs.

    • @miguelmuniz5528
      @miguelmuniz5528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@qwe-de7xd you're right your reasoning is wrong

    • @qwe-de7xd
      @qwe-de7xd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@miguelmuniz5528 you´re

  • @nativedoll2001
    @nativedoll2001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "Hm, who said that?"
    "Me said that"
    Omg, I love Brennan so much! 😆😂🤣

  • @fsmoura
    @fsmoura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1716

    Amateurs. The first one to have donned _two_ glasses at the same time would have dominated. At least until someone came back with two glasses _and_ two notebooks.

    • @prathamjain8929
      @prathamjain8929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg! Why didnt they do that?😂😂

    • @IjeomaThePlantMama
      @IjeomaThePlantMama 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was waiting for the double glasses too. Maybe that would have been too obvious a joke

    • @scoopityboop
      @scoopityboop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      man, i was waiting for someone wearing 3d glasses bc you know their advice is so good it breaks into another dimension of logic

    • @queekheadtaker7327
      @queekheadtaker7327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fsmoura you forgot to pretend to leave a notice to your non existent secretary

    • @samanjj
      @samanjj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fsmoura you’re brilliant. And if I may yes and perhaps a monocle, a pipe and a coat with the elbow patches would also help

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    I have a PhD in uselessness

    • @cousinchaos896
      @cousinchaos896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Sell it on eBay

    • @noobiesensei6281
      @noobiesensei6281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Did you mean "Gender studies" ?
      Yes, that was free.

    • @DJayHollywood
      @DJayHollywood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Umm actually that's a Bachelor in Art or history.

    • @indiranarayan9576
      @indiranarayan9576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Veridian
      Impressive
      Even Einstein had trouble getting that

    • @SlowRange
      @SlowRange 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lucky!

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    They call me the ex-pert because of all my breakups
    *_Cries in a corner_*

    • @hyunsunzhong3302
      @hyunsunzhong3302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hakasims u beat the system too gg

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @UnPhayzable *calls to you from the other corner* SQARE UP DUDE, IT'LL BE FINE IN THE END!!!!!!

    • @thegoombrat8198
      @thegoombrat8198 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      'Asexual walks in'
      ...you guys want cake?

    • @hyunsunzhong3302
      @hyunsunzhong3302 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Goombrat i actually prefer goft cards for steam, but thank you for the sentiment. *in my head* pffft this guy is nice. he must have a meaningful relationship, that poor sap

    • @MySummer97
      @MySummer97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      UnPhayzable they call me an ex-bert because my name was Bert.

  • @gruzi.
    @gruzi. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    yeah, i havea PHD
    P retty
    H eavy
    D rinking problem
    its kinda rude that you even brought that up

    • @bored4428
      @bored4428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PHDP?

    • @jinkstacks4830
      @jinkstacks4830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have AIDS
      A cquired
      I mmune
      D eficiency
      S yndrome

    • @sierra2846
      @sierra2846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I have PHD
      Pretty
      Heavy
      Depression

  • @TheWebgecko
    @TheWebgecko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Oof this was a personal attack

    • @abbychavarria6205
      @abbychavarria6205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fellow psych major?

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      abby chavarria 😞

    • @abbychavarria6205
      @abbychavarria6205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mary M What with the sad face? XD

    • @mrdotman9275
      @mrdotman9275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      evn If you feel attacked, good. these people are annoying.

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're also all wearing my glasses. I may have to think about getting a new look.

  • @UnPhayzable
    @UnPhayzable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    Their glasses make this so much better 😂

    • @aronquemarr7434
      @aronquemarr7434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I agree. Even though they weren't really drinking a beverage out of them.

    • @m3rl1on
      @m3rl1on 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      UnPhayzable i felt like they saw a pair of glasses hanging around and thought "hey, we could make a sketch out of this"

    • @momatyhvlogs
      @momatyhvlogs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao u have 2 top comments

  • @regulardudedoingregularstu1046
    @regulardudedoingregularstu1046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    😂 Im still a student in psychology and one of the basic rules is: Never force a conversation. Let people open up.
    And never speak so precise & open ended..

    • @mogethecurator3232
      @mogethecurator3232 ปีที่แล้ว

      Professionalism is brainwashing.
      Why should you not speak so precise and open ended?
      Oh wait, I’m not a professional so it isn’t worth arguing with me. Apologies.

  • @ASMRJonie
    @ASMRJonie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    Wearing glasses makes you look like an expert ;)

    • @CaptainQwazCaz
      @CaptainQwazCaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So I am an expert.

    • @NowhereMan7
      @NowhereMan7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep you explained the joke

    • @CaptainQwazCaz
      @CaptainQwazCaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shun shun shun, you shall not explain that as you are not qualified.

    • @minnie1379
      @minnie1379 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ASMR Jonie they make me look like a 10 year old.

    • @funkyred4
      @funkyred4 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ASMR Jonie omg my worlds collide😍 love your vids!

  • @varunchopra2285
    @varunchopra2285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Sketches with synchronisation in the dialogues are automatically top tier for me just because they do it so well

  • @Prof_Granpuff
    @Prof_Granpuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Okay I love all of Ally's sketches, and even though so many of them end up with everyone talking at once, it's still so funny to me

  • @Grebnedlo
    @Grebnedlo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "But if you don't have any pitches that's totally fine"
    "What is that true?"
    "Yeah totally we don't do any work here"
    Haha

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    "I'm an expert at not being an expert, how may I help you?"

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    We all know what Katie's an expert on
    *glances at powder mountains*

    • @andrewlyon4495
      @andrewlyon4495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When has she ever snowboarded?

    • @s1m700
      @s1m700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No One In Particular Drugs my friend, Drugs.

    • @madaakusto6771
      @madaakusto6771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simon Skogsberg He didn't say anything about drugs so it's clearly a snow related sport or activity

    • @s1m700
      @s1m700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NotLeviathan Yeet Yes, but powder doesn't necessarily mean snow. It can also mean powdered drugs (cocaine) which Katie does a lot of. Search" YOUR HEALTHY FRIEND WHO STILL DOES DRUGS" for example.

    • @madaakusto6771
      @madaakusto6771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Simon Skogsberg r/wooooosh

  • @AChecaMol
    @AChecaMol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Of course there would be people arguing over the wage gap in the comment section of a sketch about people thinking they're experts in something they haven't studied but feel compelled to talk about!
    Wait, did... did CollegeHumor do that on purpose? omg

    • @popcornfilms1
      @popcornfilms1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Comment section played themselves

    • @AChecaMol
      @AChecaMol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Their goal isn't to support it while explaining it like they know everything about it (like the comments do), which is the funny part in the sketch, they just make a joke about it

    • @mattgsm
      @mattgsm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      OH they added that because they AREN'T EXPERTS on the wage gap! Yeah comments played themselves.
      My thought was that it was after the main skit so it was not actually a joke (or was a joke at the "wage gap") but actually the wage gap number was wrong anyway.

    • @baconsir1159
      @baconsir1159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Knowing CH, I doubt it

    • @skilletlord3800
      @skilletlord3800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wow now everyone starting giving advice and arguing. It’s a prophecy!

  • @GigiTheWaitress
    @GigiTheWaitress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I feel like I am one of these annoying friends sometimes haha

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too, but let's be honest.... our friends are helpless and without the slightest bit of direction

    • @tangytablets5150
      @tangytablets5150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. But then when its my turn I get supet defensive sometimes.

  • @bunniipaws
    @bunniipaws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Who said that?"
    "..Me said that."

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    It’s crazy how the old squad was gradually phased out.

    • @MaxOakland
      @MaxOakland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who was the old squad?

    • @carrotcakecat
      @carrotcakecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's how this kind of group works, no one can stick around forever.

  • @mirrorocean
    @mirrorocean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    That last bit about the pay gap caught me off guard I am DEAD

    • @shidfard1544
      @shidfard1544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Milo McMahon its nkt even real lmao

    • @CubyChrisAnimations
      @CubyChrisAnimations 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ty Ty That's the point

    • @shimmypost852
      @shimmypost852 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ohhhhhhhh, I dont get sarcasm

    • @Graycata
      @Graycata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know right! Talk about out of left field

    • @techhelpportal7778
      @techhelpportal7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The wage gap is made up

  • @whoopdee-doo6393
    @whoopdee-doo6393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Ya we don’t do any work here.”
    Nice Allie.

  • @DoctorDisney
    @DoctorDisney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Basically, what we in the medical profession call a 'feeling' is just 5-10 ghosts."
    Can confirm. Hahah!

    • @dennishena1399
      @dennishena1399 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOLOL!!!

    • @arcanegamer2723
      @arcanegamer2723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Unknown prehab's you should shed you "inner gem jewel" and lose those internal spirits

  • @happenstance670
    @happenstance670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    CollegeHumor doesn't pay their women employees confirmed.

    • @quinsey9211
      @quinsey9211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Haha silly women cant be employed.

    • @buckingham412
      @buckingham412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah I work with women alright... "Please, can you lift this for me?" "Could you do this part, I'm scared of this" "I don'T wanna do this, it's too gross!" "I wanna be paid just as much as the guys who do all that hard stuff!"... Sad thing is we're all minimum wage... And when you ask them why they don'T go to the gym to get stronger since they stuggle so much at this sligtly physical job, always the same answer... "it's not attractive"... So what you're saying is that just because you want to be hot, I'm gonna have to lift more shit than you? Bitch please.

    • @Rohishimoto
      @Rohishimoto 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      buckingham412 you seen upset

    • @samanthalawton2095
      @samanthalawton2095 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      A) many women go to the gym you have to exercise in some form or other to stay healthy so if a women is concerned with her looks she's not going to be saying going to the gym is unattractive
      b) if the only women you know are people you work with thats kinda sad, surely you know other women who work and deserve to be paid the same as men

    • @buckingham412
      @buckingham412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why are you defending the portion of women I actually respect? What's your point?

  • @shayahkosak6354
    @shayahkosak6354 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I am an expert at wasting time on TH-cam

    • @ognjenivanovic7871
      @ognjenivanovic7871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean procrastinating?

    • @haloplayeroflegend2515
      @haloplayeroflegend2515 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      arn't we all?

    •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You and me both

    • @giorgiustiashvili4238
      @giorgiustiashvili4238 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LaJosh Ball ha! ammature,
      You think that your skill at wasting your time can be compared to mine

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A simple expert like you is below a Master like me.

  • @unrelatedweirdo4276
    @unrelatedweirdo4276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ally with those glasses on is amazing -

  • @TTbelis
    @TTbelis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That wage bias at 2:42, got me more then selfreflective guilt from all my unsolisited pseudo advice.
    🤗thanks 🤗 for laughter and reflection

  • @MrMasterDebate
    @MrMasterDebate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Essentially what happens if you ever bring up to ANYONE that you are asexual. xD

  • @NTE_
    @NTE_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Who is the expert

    • @lukewoorm
      @lukewoorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      not you apparently

  • @lilyscior-lewis7746
    @lilyscior-lewis7746 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the important message inserted at the end- hope they keep reiterating these serious problems

  • @williamdaniel5315
    @williamdaniel5315 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These sketches have been amazing lately.

  • @fedoramaster6035
    @fedoramaster6035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That part where Brennan started explaining thetans lmfao. I love that

  • @technicallythecenteroftheu1349
    @technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:47 didn't know Brennan was a scientologist

  • @groutguy
    @groutguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Basically what we call a feeling is just five to ten ghosts…”
    I like this

  • @tty23
    @tty23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love watching these videos and trying to figure out who wrote them before reading the description, and much like Ralph likes making himself the center of attention; or Rehka likes dealing with social issues, Ally likes writing scenes where everyone says the same thing...

  • @quinnlee-newbury9003
    @quinnlee-newbury9003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Basically what we call a feeling is actually about 10 ghosts" im dead

  • @mrtzak
    @mrtzak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Who said that?"
    "Me said that"
    I don't know why but I lost it at that part 😂

  • @petrifyyoursoul
    @petrifyyoursoul 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "who said that?"
    "me said that." fucking amazing

  • @levivermeer9948
    @levivermeer9948 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The actual best joke was in the last moments well played College Humor!

  • @zairul483
    @zairul483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    This is how people in the comment reply to each other 😂

    • @awed1139
      @awed1139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I feel like your projecting your feelings on to others.

    • @pigeonpower42
      @pigeonpower42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i feel like you are looking too deeply into something obviously not meant to be taken seriously.

    • @awed1139
      @awed1139 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe Im not taking it seriously did you read the comment.

    • @thechannelofeandmx4784
      @thechannelofeandmx4784 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly!

  • @cosmic_cola3713
    @cosmic_cola3713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Has Trapp finally given up on pitch meetings too?

  • @pandarific10
    @pandarific10 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You guys have been killing it with the sketches lately. This one is definitely one of the funniest I have seen lately

  • @Siri-rt6hg
    @Siri-rt6hg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ch videos are so good these days like damn

  • @mikoomaee9460
    @mikoomaee9460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So if you just say *HhMmMM* enough times you'll become an "expert" on things?
    ...*HhMmMM*

  • @alop5921
    @alop5921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "We don't do any work around here" ❤️

  • @pidgeth7006
    @pidgeth7006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They're from CollegeHumor. Anyone from there is an expert at anything. -they are gods-

  • @diehardrvdfan22
    @diehardrvdfan22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My inner gem jewel says that water is, in fact, wet.

  • @YukiDemonOfHell
    @YukiDemonOfHell 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    top notch! I feel like the videos keep getting better which makes me really excited and happy!

  • @daniepatterson9017
    @daniepatterson9017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did anyone else notice that little moment towards the end where Ally cracked for a second?😂

  • @williamparker2922
    @williamparker2922 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    " A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver, with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
    Edited to meet PG-13 standard.

  • @abracadabra2395
    @abracadabra2395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As an actual therapist, this is so true! Folks tell me all the time about how they are "basically therapists" for their friends and/or their family. Nope. Nope. Nope. After about 2 minutes of explaining what I actually do, they always retract their statement. lol
    Folks really don't understand my job and really think they do.

  • @madisonarsenault629
    @madisonarsenault629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Ally’s style. There’s something hilarious about taking a very simple sentence and just changing one word of it, and she does that a lot

  • @brunareivax3258
    @brunareivax3258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can not get over this video. Everything about it is just so good. And the casting, Ally appearing on the other side of the room and Katie rotating the chair to look at her is my new favorite thing

  • @maulerXX
    @maulerXX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need to make "inner gem jewel" a thing

  • @SvenicusGermainus
    @SvenicusGermainus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That ending was amazing lol

  • @Bubblegumelectra
    @Bubblegumelectra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Literally every episode of Rupaul’s Drag Race

  • @kennytvn
    @kennytvn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly one of the best sketches youve made 😂

  • @aldar8240
    @aldar8240 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'd love to see a cut of this where the camera views it from the side, as everyone formerly out of shot is frantically moving their chair into position for the next "therapist behind you" bit

  • @maniacminds2415
    @maniacminds2415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Don't worry Pawn Stars will hire you

  • @Peridox69420
    @Peridox69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m an expert in nothing.
    Don’t trust people with anime profile pictures.

  • @Broeckchen
    @Broeckchen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dat feminism at the end ♡
    Tbh I really enjoy how people in general seem to grow more conscious if their own psychology and that of others. Especially when they're willing to update their ideas. It has turned the world from a social minefield I had to navigate blindly into a place I can actually feel safe and be competent in over the span of my puberty to adulthood.

  • @wiggletonthewise2141
    @wiggletonthewise2141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ending though 😂

  • @Bythehandof...
    @Bythehandof... 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how they're not fighting and just listen to each other...

  • @tashikamala6917
    @tashikamala6917 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm know I'm not an expert, but I pretend to be one anyway.
    Also I discuss other peoples problems with my therapist and then give her advice to them.

    • @tashikamala6917
      @tashikamala6917 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sandeep Raghuraman I possibly should, but then again it wouldn't be fair because over where I live we have propper health insurance and they are the ones paying for my therapist. They wouldn't, however, pay me for giving unprofessional advice so the Person the advice goes to would have to pay out of their own pocket… 😂😅

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like you use that little time you have with your therapist for your friend's problems instead of your own. Could be because you're trying to distract yourself from your own issues or maybe it just shows a bigger problem in your life: the fact that you would need to sacrifice yourself for your friends. Maybe it's some confidence issues ? Anyway it is my opinion as a complete amateur who has no experiences whatsoever in psychology and who served a "diagnosis" based only on one comment because it is the only information I have about you.

    • @tashikamala6917
      @tashikamala6917 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laureen Berger after reading the first two sentences I wanted to answer "Relax, it was just a joke 😂", since I apparently forgot under what kind of Video I posted this. But since I now read the whole comment, I would like to tell you that it was hilarious! A really good comment.

  • @zanysteven1098
    @zanysteven1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Inner gem jewel

  • @theallinonegamer8482
    @theallinonegamer8482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    the title applies to most youtube comment sections

  • @momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085
    @momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the irony of the video. Also the "men make more money than women" thing at the end was hilarious. Keep up the social comedy CH

  • @brunareivax3258
    @brunareivax3258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of the best videos on the channel for sure

  • @Senura101
    @Senura101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Ohhh Iam an expert at nothingness 😑

  • @darinle9505
    @darinle9505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah I have a PhD, a
    Pretty
    Heavy
    Drinking problem

  • @graciehart6779
    @graciehart6779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    We alll know what Katie is really an expert on....

    • @40PercentHalal
      @40PercentHalal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gracie Hart does it have anything to do with the colour brown and pants

    • @georginaward1248
      @georginaward1248 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's probably why her roommate is so mad at her.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gracie Hart cocaine, and shitting her pants

  • @ToaPohatuNuva
    @ToaPohatuNuva 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is fantastic. Your videos have been great lately!

  • @cosmicpotato3849
    @cosmicpotato3849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The rock-paper-scissors of psychology.

  • @vlaknall
    @vlaknall 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I actually make 27.2% more than you guys do"
    I died

  • @danielduncan6806
    @danielduncan6806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    This is how it normally goes with me, when I notice someone being what I would consider to be crazy. "I don't know what is wrong with you, I do know you are messed up though. You need to seek professional help before you become the next school shooter."
    And there are a A LOT of people who need help and don't even realize it.

    • @flaregun67
      @flaregun67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Daniel Duncan that’s actually not a good way to put it. They could become defensive since you’re insulting them in a way and be even more reluctant to get help. You’re placing all the blame on them and telling them that something is wrong with them and they’re messed up and saying that they’ll be the next school shooter if they don’t decide to get help. Which puts that idea in their head, which makes it even more likely for them to become the next school shooter. Instead, tell them something like “it seems like you’re having a rough time. You might want to consider getting some professional help before you let your emotions get out of control.”
      Also, everyone can be crazy sometimes. For most people it’s due to temporary but powerful emotional outbursts that they act on.

  • @zanysteven1098
    @zanysteven1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A "feeling"

  • @Sw3tHart99
    @Sw3tHart99 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brennan's voice is so soothing. That guy needs to do an ASMR and put me to sleep 🌝

  • @ladyaj7784
    @ladyaj7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It always amazes me how you guys are able to put just the right amount of bite on something true. Wage gap humor ftw.

    • @Cless_Aurion
      @Cless_Aurion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... it IS a joke, its not really real lol
      The wage gap is barely even relevant nowadays. In most developed countries it sits at a low single digit number that keeps decreasing with time, it even inverses in some age ranges (like young women making more on average than young males the same age). The high number used in the sketch is simply the average earnings of men and women working fulltime, it does not account for different job positions, hours worked, or different jobs, making it completely useless as a statistic :D

  • @echolight7067
    @echolight7067 6 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    You must be so proud of yourself for commenting first

    • @giorgosxatz4508
      @giorgosxatz4508 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boyyyyyyy

  • @paidmemes2223
    @paidmemes2223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Whos watching in 1969

  • @winterohlson9432
    @winterohlson9432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The whole man bit at the end kind of struck me as relatable, and honestly, it’s because (not in a sexist way) I’ve had to switch therapists a lot because of moving and stuff, and for some reason, the female ones sucked. I knew one named Carolyn, and she would shout me down and argue with me about things that are not arguable (“I was never friends with Rory” “ugh, why do you always have to argue with me!? I’m an adult!!”) and this one who was constantly interrupting me and rolling her eyes and telling me to shut up (like come on I could be telling YOU to knock off the attitude if I wasn’t a freshman in high school) and this really condescending, skeptical, argumentative one who wasn’t as bad as the others named Kate. But for some weird reason, every male therapist I’ve had was awesome. I knew this one guy, like, you know how adult men try to like talk like they did when they were kids when they’re around kids, but however, he was cool. He was like the best. He was always giving compliments and he was one of the most caring and understanding people I know. He didn’t ever raise his voice, which was something female therapists struggled with for some reason, and he had that kind of smile that implied he was enjoying his conversation (not arms crossed looks like they’re about to smack you) and it was great. I had another therapist named Kurt, and he was really cool. He used the internet more than most adults, which made it easy to talk to him, and he would play chess with me while we talked, which was fun, and most importantly, when I got into an argument with him once, HE APOLOGIZED. I was so surprised because when Carolyn would say something like “the earth is flat” and I say shit about it, she would just do that thing where you lean in, pinch your forefinger and thumb together, and talk like a celebrity who won’t get a discount at Starbucks because they’re a celebrity while saying “you do not talk to me that way. I am an ADULT.” And don’t even get me started about how great that last guy was. Honestly, I just think male therapists are just better

  • @PharaohMisa
    @PharaohMisa 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like they're each learning so much from each other.

  • @jonathanross149
    @jonathanross149 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You really nailed the exit to that skit. Very good

  • @ilovemywifey21307
    @ilovemywifey21307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is Katy still a transgender Pac-man thing?

  • @recommendedforyou8284
    @recommendedforyou8284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know it's 3 years later but if anyone's interested, when Brennan brings up "the elaborate network of ghosts that constitute our human emotional vortex" he's poking fun at Scientologist beliefs

  • @idoobztv9158
    @idoobztv9158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m an expert at loneliness so ha ha (sniffles) (cries)

  • @blitzwaffe
    @blitzwaffe 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm not an expert who is an expert on reading people who claim to be experts of being non-experts while being told they are experts of not being experts.

  • @samfrankel9090
    @samfrankel9090 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Feel free to put me in my little place” poetry

  • @azula8372
    @azula8372 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I swear if I see another comment about the wage gap joke in the end

  • @jarin4847
    @jarin4847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    bring zac back

  • @zanysteven1098
    @zanysteven1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video is something about ghosts and gems and 75 dollars, wow

  • @sadpie4603
    @sadpie4603 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the writing on this one, Ally :)

  • @Rayofsunshine923
    @Rayofsunshine923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do I feel like the entire sketch was just a setup for the last punchline???
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    Btw, the best punchline of the year.