Alright WHY did no one tell me about this comment!? I feel like I'm always at least the 189th commenter learning about a great comment like this one!!! What gives guys, am I just some low-rung commentator to you?
"Doggy doo? I thought his name was Scooby-Doo..." is the most underrated line in this entire goddamned skit. Grant's delivery is so sincere. Solid gold.
New girl talking about fire caused by someone burning pictures of their ex and Grant looks away with ashamed expression. ... For once I see something obvious in the video that no one is commenting on. (Okay, second time.)
Being in a country for a long time, you end up mimicking the way the people speak. Gary oldman is British and being in America for a long time had him lose his accent. He had to hire a coach to regain it.
@@humanonearth1 No it's more than likely real, the longer you are in a countru the more your accent changes. I had a southern accent growing up and the more i got away from that side of the family, the more it went away and now i just have a subtle twang off and on.
@@stephanieann6622 Trust me it's fake, I watch a lot of British TV, it's too strained, people do it all the time, they believe it makes them sound sophisticated. Guess they don't know about the sprawling British ghettos and Brexit
Actually, fun fact: most muffins today are farm-grown. The muffin is almost extinct in the wild - and debatably is - as only small herds of feral muffins roam in very limited ranges. Studies show that most also possess at least some cupcake DNA. The More You Know
Rehka (and possibly others) keep throwing it around. Same reason Her computer has a "Loaner, do not throw!" sticker on it. It's one of their subtlest running gags.
You ever wonder how they decide who plays what role in these? Like, when Rheka wrote this, why did she decide to give Raph his role? Was the role blank and Raph chose it? Was something about the role reminiscent of Raph to her? How did Raph react to being given the role, assuming he didn't choose it? So many questions, so little time.
I expected this to be relatable and then devolve into pure silliness, as the formulae usually goes. This started off silly. I appreciate the break in the mold.
I used to work with this lady who would say, "Nobody ever told me that" anytime I would answer her questions. I wonder what it was like being her teacher in school. Teacher says 2+2 is 4 and she complains, "Nobody ever told me that!"
why is this so correct - in high school, i told a group of my friends all at once that i was starting to see someone, and one of them said "nobody tells me anything!!!!" like i don't,,, know what you want
This was a strange one, but lots of gems here. Fave moments: Doggy-doo, I thought his name was Scooby-Doo? Boopboopeedoo, to that! I don’t care about him, I care about the premise!
“Breaking news, the mayor has been strangled to death, the only thing left behind by the culprit a message carved into the wall that reads ‘you never tell me anything.’”
"I don't care about him, I care about the premise" I love how much I relate to that
I love Siobhan
Congrats your trash
@@renkun7064 Why're you congratulating their trash?
@@joelincoln9531 😆 idk
@@renkun7064 Thanks. I know
Love how grant talks under his breath about the fire he ‘definitely’ didn’t start.
0:28 Raph laying down the beat
YES
Definitely thought he was beatboxing
Grants face when jess says "somebody tried burning pictures of their ex boyfriend"
Is that a red phone to call the power puff girls.
or the original batman!
@Alonso Birmingham I still remember that episode when Bubbles socked the Mayor after being called to open his pickle jar.
@@Manganization remember when the girls cursed at the mayor for calling about the pickle jar
@@karaigrayson8198 lol, oh yeah.
@@lovepeacebliss the old batman was the best!
“I saved a woman two dogs and a large baby”
“I love large babies!” Best line in the whole video!
Nobody told me this video came out!
Me too! I couldn't find the video after getting the notification.
I know it’s so irritating when nobody tells me the Friday video came out. Had to come here to find out.
Of the closet?
Alright WHY did no one tell me about this comment!? I feel like I'm always at least the 189th commenter learning about a great comment like this one!!! What gives guys, am I just some low-rung commentator to you?
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"Doggy doo? I thought his name was Scooby-Doo..." is the most underrated line in this entire goddamned skit. Grant's delivery is so sincere. Solid gold.
Played right as I read this comment
I love how subtle the nod to Grant starting the fire is.
“That’s wild!”
“Don’t *_EVER_* tell me what’s wild again”
Nobody told me today is a Friday!
Nobody told me I would be the first to like and reply to Justin Y!
WARNING! I have big muscles and I show them off! Thanks for being jealous, dear dude friday today
9 likes wow you're losing your touch
Justin Y. My man I never know where ya gonna be next! 🙂
@@djflapjack4744 I'm so out of the loop here. How many likes is the record for Justin?
Nobody tells me anything
Good thing my notifications were on, if they weren’t no one would’ve told me about this episode!
No one told me collegehumor was uploading today!
You mean Awkward Marine.
"I love large babies!"
I was waiting for this comment
I got here before Justin Y... oh wait, never mind. That f***ing ninja.
KIN3TIC nrg that's sooooo true
Is that the laptop from the burger video
Justin Y. Isn't a person. He's a collective of people who are pretending to be someone. Like having a Naruto profile pic and name.
The funny thing is his comment is right under yours
lols
New girl talking about fire caused by someone burning pictures of their ex and Grant looks away with ashamed expression.
... For once I see something obvious in the video that no one is commenting on. (Okay, second time.)
Except she mentions that it was a woman burning photos of her ex.
Umm we all noticed, in fact it was expected, reason there's no mention of it dweeb
Jerome Green I didn’t notice it.
@@PierzStyx No she said someone. And she saved a lady. Doesnt mean it wasnt a dude burning pics.
No i have to research
Siobhan's accent is getting more American what's happened ;-;
Being in a country for a long time, you end up mimicking the way the people speak.
Gary oldman is British and being in America for a long time had him lose his accent. He had to hire a coach to regain it.
It's because it's fake bud
@@humanonearth1 No it's more than likely real, the longer you are in a countru the more your accent changes. I had a southern accent growing up and the more i got away from that side of the family, the more it went away and now i just have a subtle twang off and on.
I notice it now.
Now I realllly notice it :(
@@stephanieann6622 Trust me it's fake, I watch a lot of British TV, it's too strained, people do it all the time, they believe it makes them sound sophisticated. Guess they don't know about the sprawling British ghettos and Brexit
Raph's little beatbox pout at the beginning has me dead.
Y'know what? Even when the sketch isn't very good, the cast always seems to perform their best regardless. Cause they're fuckin' pros.
And even when the sketch isn't very good, it is very good
"I don't care about him, I care about the premise"
Me tho
*more importantly that laptop screen is 100% gone* 😂
i think it's because off the "best burger" sketch. Everyone broke his laptop.
@@anielloambrosio7042 it's a running joke
I know
Well Raph, muffins are wild and you said to never tell you about what's wild
Actually, fun fact: most muffins today are farm-grown. The muffin is almost extinct in the wild - and debatably is - as only small herds of feral muffins roam in very limited ranges. Studies show that most also possess at least some cupcake DNA.
The More You Know
ROFL
Why is Trapp’s computer so messed up?
There was a skit on it. I can't remember which one exactly but they broke Trapp's laptop and when he came but he was just mildly confused about it. 😅
@@overgrownghost It was the "Who Has the Best Burgers" sketch.
@@138veronica I thought it is from the sCHining
I thought it was the love language skit?
@@kennybrightwell1877 I thought the laptop was broken before it?
Begins like a everyday situation, gets out of hand in 2 minutes.
~Every CH sketch ever
Why is Mike Trapp's computer always broken like that
Rehka (and possibly others) keep throwing it around. Same reason Her computer has a "Loaner, do not throw!" sticker on it. It's one of their subtlest running gags.
And also he is carrying an iPhone SE.
@@gokulmanohar5677 Without a case, that monster!
And also probably because it's used as Raph's kink
Sioban has a bit of an American accent now. When she started oncoege humour it was full English but now she’s got a bit of a twang
I know this is 5 years old but it’s weird cause she almost has more of an English accent now than she did in this video
"Doggie doo? I thought his name was Scooby Doo"
0:25 angry beatboxing?!?
I fucking love that every time, Trapp seems self aware
Had no idea Siobhan was a writer for Rick and Morty until just noticing her in the credits a second ago.
Wow they literally made a video about my need for attention and I'm only finding it now. You guys never tell me anything
For those outside of America, yes the guy at 2:44 is exactly what all Mayors look like.
When Grant said “I thought his name was Scooby-Doo” I felt
Four years too late. Nobody told me about this sketch. Nobody tells me anything.
I miss Siobhan, hope she's in more sketches
Sorry, would have gotten here earlier but no one tells me anything! Ugh.
You ever wonder how they decide who plays what role in these? Like, when Rheka wrote this, why did she decide to give Raph his role? Was the role blank and Raph chose it? Was something about the role reminiscent of Raph to her? How did Raph react to being given the role, assuming he didn't choose it? So many questions, so little time.
He was probably upset because she didn't tell him sooner.
I expected this to be relatable and then devolve into pure silliness, as the formulae usually goes. This started off silly. I appreciate the break in the mold.
0:31 the idea behind most of CH’s sketches
LOLOL
0:18
his flows are amazing
the percussion is great
The mayor reminds me of powerpuff girls mayor...
Hahaha you're exactly right! Nice
He even has a separate red phone.
It’s not that no one tells you, it’s just that you don’t get out much
I like how the subtitles are calling him Ralph.
CollegeHumor sketches all play like a self-aware ironic sitcom and it's really funny
Based on that mayor..no one told me CollegeHumor exists in powerpuff universe...
0:25 the sickest beatbox I've ever heard, nice beats Raph
"I love large babies!" --Siobhan 1:28
I used to work with this lady who would say, "Nobody ever told me that" anytime I would answer her questions. I wonder what it was like being her teacher in school. Teacher says 2+2 is 4 and she complains, "Nobody ever told me that!"
Great premise, but absolutely terrible execution. The only funny thing was Raphael's btsh's sounds (how do you even write that?!)
Agreed. Raph does a great job trying to make the role work, but this still just seemed like an SNL sketch that forgot the punchline halfway through.
Probably because it’s written either by Rehka or Raph
@@p_eabean I assume the writer is the person in the end card, so probs Rehka?
@@ainsley702 Well, there you go.
I find that sketches written by Rehka don’t stick the landing.
Pitch for this sketch: "Hey, I've got like half a joke with no real punchline, but I think if we repeat it 3 or 4 times, it'll be perceived as funny."
Lol that laptop is still broken 😂 who gets the reference?
I don't get the reference...apparently nobody told me the significance of his broken laptop!
Is it from the best burger ever?
No one:
Ralph: rapping
Hey! No one told me that the Earth exists! Nobody tell me anything...
“DON’T EVER TELL ME WHAT’S WILD AGAIN"
I wish for an extended remix of Ralph scoffing continuously for 10hrs.... :D
I was waiting for someone to announce "The Building is on Fire!" and Raph folds his arms and grumps, "No one tells me anything!"
“I love large babies”
-Siobahn 2k19
So you're telling me the mayor phoned an email?!
What a genius! I'm glad we voted him in
No one told me why CollegeHumor decided to release a bunch of great videos this week!
why is this so correct - in high school, i told a group of my friends all at once that i was starting to see someone, and one of them said "nobody tells me anything!!!!" like i don't,,, know what you want
The scream at the end lmao
Nobody tells me that Siobhan is back..
thanks for not making katie a disturbed character for the first time.....
0:36 is really satisfying to listen to for some reason.
“Someone was trying to burn pictures of their ex boyfriend”
*ummm * cough * * cough * .......Grant* ???
Wakes up.
"Nobody told _me_ it was morning. Why am I always the last to know these things?!"
No one told me not to comment on this *video*
Siobhan's only semi regular appearances are hard on my heart
Wait a minute! I didn't get a notification about this video... TH-cam never tells me anything!!
the subtitles calls him ralph instead of raph.
*_Top 10 Questions That Scientists Still Can't Answer_*
Nobody told me this video was released today and Justin Y was here before me.
Siobhan is looks sooo great
0:08 why is his computer so messed up? lol and he wasn't even doing anything on it. i died.
“Phuh, nobody tells me nothin”
He close the laptop, suddenly it was opened, few second later the laptop close by itself.
They try to tell you but the government covers it up seconds before. Keep asking questions
"nobody told me that" *starts beatboxing*
What happened between me and my friends
They changed. And not in a good way. In a bitchy way.
‘You guys aren’t gonna believe this; I just put out a fire down the block’
-CH, 2019
They keep getting taller and shorter
This was a strange one, but lots of gems here. Fave moments:
Doggy-doo, I thought his name was Scooby-Doo?
Boopboopeedoo, to that!
I don’t care about him, I care about the premise!
This was so hard to watch.. :(
No one told me that no one tells him anything! I could have told him stuff if someone had told me, but NO, I never get told ANYTHING
That was pretty bad
This is exactly how i feel at work after coming back from my days off, you have to ask or you just don’t find out
Yay! Sheobahn!
*Siobhan
“Breaking news, the mayor has been strangled to death, the only thing left behind by the culprit a message carved into the wall that reads ‘you never tell me anything.’”
Okay, this one was baaaaaad
"....I thought his name was Scooby Doo"
This is the least funny CollegeHumor video I've seen in a while...
Agreed, it's likely cause scybion or whatever is in it
Why isn't this top comment I think "the man" is trying to silence you
I, too, start beatboxing when disgruntled.
Grant has the big gay
My phone went off when everyone else's in the sketch did. It was not an email from the mayor.
What if i told u
potato
Dear God!
po tat o
I can count to potato
Didn't click readmore
Why Didn't Anybody Tell Me *What it Said!*
Would you hold it against me?
Crazy to think that Siobhan is now a writer for Rick and Morty! 😮
*_I love large babies_*
“I don’t care about him, I care about the premise”
Office gossiper 101
Dad
Love your name
Fookin ham sandwich m8
I always love trapp's f'd up computer