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absolutely love the absurdity of upgrading to a bigger store just to immediately condense everything and put it closer to the door leaving so much empty space. Immeccable.
i m m e c c a b l e
It's the growth mindset
I think you meant _impeccable_ , ma’am.
This is a really high quality comment.
@@edwardandeli op was quoting Mark. He said immeccable, then made gross noises with his mouth. Just got to that part.
30:25 buying a bottle of water with a 100 dollar bill is such an accurate representation of working retail
Gotta break those bills somewhere! 🤪
DO IT AT THE BANK🤡🤡🤡@@jessicamcglaughlin9152
I love to see it is a worldwide experience
And it's always the first customer of the day.
Or gum lol
mr. president we appreciate you working in a supermarket to relate to the lower class citizens
Undercoverplier!
Nahhh middle class work office jobs
bruh these bots are just the plague honestly
@@LiamMeme-xv4kl I don't get why TH-cam said, "Yeah, this seems like a good idea!"
@@DalekPratt1963 You'd think that if they can make an AI capable of scraping the platform for some of the most perfect recommendations, they'd be able to use that sweet Google money to make one that actually knows how to police comment sections. But what do we know? We're just the lowly peasants who are gonna like what we have because there's no competition to TH-cam.
this would be a really funny game to have multiple people coop running all the aspects at the same time. the disorder would be legendary
It really depends on the friends you have. I feel like it would be either: A) Under staffed daycare or B) Near militaristic chain of command
And nothing in between.
@@alexquan1744 there was some cooking simulator that was similar to this that they played a while ago. i picture it being like that where the chaos is the point
Overcooked?@@jackradzelovage6961
Or competition as they make there own stores
grocery store simulator is a coop 'version' of this game, which plays sort of similarly
Mark yelling “COME” at everyone without another word and proceeding to tell people that what they’re buying is “a little pathetic” really just hits the nail on the head
Yup.
We're safe to assume Mark wants a _big load_ in every sale
0:40
Yeah, accurate supermarket employee experience, walking in and immediately walking out and trying to get ran over.
Underrated comment.
Must be a high boomer incident area.
No, that is day 3. Most people try to power through day 1 because surely it is just because it's the first day. Then they finish day 2 and realize they were wrong. Then day three starts and they decide no more.
Oh really? XD
Yeah but forgetting you are an immortal being. Happens to me all the time.
I love when mark gets into the ‘hysterical role-playing’ point in a play through
I am…. So sorry about these replies 😭
@@salvadore2488 Don't worry, I reported the channel.
the milk rant was definitely my favorite point in the video
Always love to see it, that bald npc who got to hear Mark's speech three different times just for buying one product was hilarious lol.
What were they@@salvadore2488?
just curious.
46:06 “Bills? Rent? Shit.” Is the most relatable thing I think Mark has ever said
Watching Mark's slow descent into insanity with running a retail store and starting from an honest small business to using all the common tricks of the trade is hilarious.
The funny part is... this is almost mandatory. JCPenny tried to 'stop scamming the customers' with their honesty policy, which had them adjust their pricing to remove the .x9 system and even make the prices more relatable to their market value, which meant not doing 30% off sales to mask the prices. The result nearly crushed the company at the time and resulted in the one who came up with that idea to be voted off the board.
In a twist of irony, humanity needs to be scammed to feel better.
@@FlameSoulis I actually worked for JCpenny a few years ago, another thing they frequently did is saying a piece of clothing was "On sale," for like 12.99, from its "original price" of 18.99 to say that you were "Saving money."
At one point, management said to us that we need to circle what their savings was on the customer's receipt.
Slow descent? I think he lost it in the first 7 minutes lol
9,999
"BUT IT'S NOT A 1,000"
So stop sending bugs to scam companies
"I've got bills??" And suddenly his dreams of a supermarket empire are dashed.
When you think about it, I just spent an hour of my life watching a grown man pretend that he owns a supermarket. This is the pinnacle of entertainment right here ladies and gentlemen.
Hold on, this is entertainment? I thought we were all watching our president open a humble store to try and be one with the common man.
It’s even better when he is working your job of past job. 😂😂😂
Best 1 Hour of my Life spent!
not just a grown man, you mean THE PRESIDENT of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Half an hour for me. It’s really funny sped up.
"Thank you for shopping at whatever my restaurant is!"
Lady grabbing flour off a shelf: "Huh?"
Dude lmfao
35:54
Just imagine a passerby seeing the store owner role-playing the best shopping experience of his life in his own empty store.
And they just hear “THE MILK”
45:10 too 😭
@@averyringuette3814I died 😭💀
like the South Park episode where Cartman ran his own empty amusement park 😭
@@averyringuette3814”OHH THEY HAVE FOOOOOOOD???”
You're trying to find out the price of one brand of oatmeal or the other, or checking the nutritional value of a bag of chips, and the cashier is behind his counter just shouting, "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY..."
Every cashier should be like Markiplier
I'd think he was just very enthusiastically playing stocks tbh
CONSUME THE PRODUCT
And then if you're like thinking the product is too expensive and the cashier is like "I DON'T CARE. PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE, PURCHASE"
Counter it by shouting yourself "WHAT A SPLENDID PIE! PIZZA PIZZA PIE! EVERY MINUTE, EVERY SECOND-"
My favorite inaccuracy is that there's no old people who try to tell you all about their life and what they're doing next week, while you finished helping them two customers ago
lol
Do you want a hug?
I have had to follow the same person around the store shopping FOR THEM, FOUR TIMES.
I had another use 20 minutes telling me about her phone died and nobody would help her, and i tried to explain it and she wanted a slimmer phone.
help.
Retail is depressing.
Or wait for them to count one penny at a time from their wallet...slowly. And then they forget their count. Now thats worse.
28:09 mark saying “um your twin is here” gives the same vibes as “Peta the horse is here” 😂
Mark pricing his milk at 2.50 but his water at 3.25 certainly does wonders to my brain cells
Milk for all
you havent been shopping in a while. i got a gallon of milk for 2.19, and a single 28oz bottle of water for 3.79
*MILK*
thats how it be
Thats just accurate tho
I don’t think a Mr. president like yourself should be working in a supermarket
Real
Seems to be this comment going to have alot of likes
lol
I don't think Mr. president shouldn't be at a supermarket without security at all
Its part of his campaign
Mark's journey from: "We're the whole number store." To undercutting the competition by 1 penny is its own wonderful story.
I was actually getting mad he kept putting 9s like JUST ROUND IT UP 😢 I was so excited in the beginning then he completely changed up 😂
Lol
@@WwamnN566 My man took psychology 101, people obviously only see 3 at 3.99, right?(Only the stupid people do, which is a majority so fair enough lol)
I love how Mark gets even more unhinged as time passes while playing lol
He's already unhinged and I'm only 4 minutes in...
@robertfarrell5039 lol just wait for the end then haha..(there is also a part 2 where he gets EVEN more unhinged..)
Someone could make a hilarious animation of this video. Showing the customers' reaction to Mark being unhinged and creepy lol
That would be so cool
Do it.
@@Mr_Secondaries I wish, I have 0 talent for animation lol
I was just thinking that🤣
lets get this to the top!
hello mr. president
Yes all bow to our president
Hello
🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Its always cool being early and seeing who gets the most likes the fastest lol.
All hail mr. President
poor markiplier has to get any job he can after the filming ended
It's Hollywood baby!
No one could afford his podcast either
My anxiety cant handle mark going off on the blue shirt guy while four other customers join the line 😭
39:10
Bro I read your comment then looked up to blue shirt guy arrive at the register and then listen proceed to go off at him idk what the chances are but it blew my mind a lil😂
Every time he comes in its just not great for blue shirt guy
Can’t believe the president is working a humble job as a supermarket owner
He’s got my vote
Everyone got their start somewhere.
He’s one with the working class
At least he's not working as a supermarket employee
I love how we all simultaneously agree that Mark is our president now lol
Mark chanting BUY BUY BUY BUY at every customer like a maniac just reminds me of the greedy seagulls from Finding Nemo
Hi
Hi
Normal stores: “Hello. Let me know if you need anything.”
Mark *whispering like an evil wizard advisor* “You gonna get that pasta? Yeah! Yeah you’re gonna get that pasta. Get the pasta.”
_get that pasta_
"Buy! Buy! Buy! Buy!" nonstop as he watches you through your entire route in the store
he's the devil on every customer's shoulder
Kris Get The Pasta
The mental image of walking into a supermarket and seeing a clearly deranged man, chanting “BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!” to the customers that walk in like an evil eldrich cult leader is genuinely funny and would make me want to visit that store again
Mark is back in his simulator era I see
lmao
I’m glad he’s back in it these videos are so good 🌝
I love these types of videos lol
im here 15 min
That's *Mr. President* to you young man.
7:30 Man, these customers are unbelievably efficient. They walk in, walk right to what they want, grab it, walk straight to the checkout. I'm not sure I've ever skipped "stare at the aisles for like 3 minutes".
I've never skipped "power/queer walking through the store and mentally cussing out every single person who parks their cart in the middle of aisles or walks at the slowest possible speed while taking up the most amount of space'
@@thederpypikachu9873
You must all live in democrat (yes the lower case is intentional) states or something. None of this happens in Republican states.
@lordkrythic6246 LMAO absolutely not. This isn't a politics thing. You're also definitely not the expert on what happens in every single store in every single state. Grow up.
@@lordkrythic6246As someone who lives in a very Republican state,it definitely happens here and probably more lol
@@lordkrythic6246.. you think queer people only live in democrat states?? queer people are born everywhere, and moving is expensive 💀 what are you even on about mate
A buddy of mine had training to work at a convenience store, about how to handle a promo on muffins. They showed the right thing to do ("Thanks, would you also like a muffin today?"), but they also had what *not* to do:
1) *yells at customer across the store* HEY!!! BUY A MUFFIN!!!
2) *silently grab a muffin, ring it up, and set it on the counter in front of the customer*
3) *standing creepily behind them, whispering* Buy a muffin, buy a muffin, buy a muffin...
After watching this, I think they could have added another couple things to their training videos, lol.
I feel like all the things they said not to do were also things someone did do and they are warning to not be like them😂
@kiamckenz First thought in my head 😂😂😂
@@davethefoxmage5797 I work at a thrift store and this made me picture one of our retail people doing these things, I was CRYING 😂
4) Hi would you like to do IIIII GOOOOT GOODS
Dude no lie I just laughed for like 5 minutes thinking about how fucking hilarious it would be to actually go up to someone in a store and whisper “buy a muffin” behind them over and over
30:50 Did Mark just not charge that guy? I've watched that bit a dozen times trying to see, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't
Yeah, but the game still adds the money to the balance so I guess it doesn't matter
Pretty sure it was edited out for some reason. It jumped.
"I hope things don't spoil I'm not ready for that" precedes to sit the cheese in a room temperature corner to sit out all day
I mean, it didn’t spoil
Proof of the point really.
Yes, that was literally the point of the joke. Thank you for pointing it out. Did you know Mark also breathed in the video? Anything else you want to just, point out?
@@Dorraj In one minute, a minute passed. **Mindblown**
@@Dorraj damn bro chill
I love how a big part of Mark's advertisement was just yelling "BUY! BUY! BUY! BUYYYY!!!" at his customer while he stared at them 😂
I am now not going to be unable to see this every time I go to the store and see the workers there.
Superliminal Advertising.
That is how sells work in my country, we go outside and speak to passing by people
yelling “this isn’t a supermarket this is ASS” and then hurling himself in front of a car, only to be dragged for an entire block 😂😂
0:31
“I don’t know how to be human.” Dude, I feel like that daily
"Thank you for shopping at whatever my restaurant is called" I laughed so hard. This would be the worst restaurant, a DIY restaurant. Also known as a shop.
WHAMRIC
I love the determination of the guy who stood there for 1 hour and 29 minutes with 10 dollars in his hand waiting for his 2 dollars change while mark yelled at him.
"I don't know in how many countries they combine tax and shelf price"
In all of them except the one.
Not in Canada either, so at least two
Lmao exactly
@@sarahm4669 you mean America's hat?😂 Jk
Yeah, this is such a strange idea from an Aussie perspective. Our receipts list the tax but the shelf price includes the tax so you can always easily see what everything costs. Only extra cost at checkout is if you forgot to bring a bag and need one, then you have to buy one.
@@mbncdyeah, in Sweden you see the amount you pay in taxes as a separate category besides the total price
Mark immediately questioning how he interacted with that passing woman is precisely how I feel every time I speak to someone new.
I love that you just became Kroger straight off the bat. "im gonna set high prices and aim to be like a favorite store for a small town." and "no its gonna stay high, because its fine. that way i can put it on sale later and people love it"
Marks an unofficial Kroger main lol
lol yes
Didn't he mention in a past video that the supermarket he worked at was a Kroger store? Cause I feel like that explains a lot 😂 And I say this as someone who currently works at a Kroger store lol
even funnier when you know that mark’s first job was at kroger’s
He also had one register. Man is turning into an Aldi
42:35 "Why'd you give me $21? If it was $20, I just gave you your 1 back"
This simulator is imeccable.
Maybe it was a tip
Amy should live stream when he records videos, but with a camera/mic down the hall from his recording room just so we can hear what she and the poochies hear from the other side. Make it a charity stream. I know as a community we would donate to a silent hallway just to hear him scream from down the hall
I agree
True
I wonder how she felt hearing “BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY! BUY!”
26:52 imagine going to buy groceries and you hear the person at the register screaming OHH YEAHHH OH YEAHHH
6:53 Every business that's ever existed when it first starts: "CAN I DO FRAUD?"
More like "HOW DO I NOT DO FRAUD" followed by the 5 stages of grief and ending up on "ok ok so what if I ONLY do the fraud that I can get away with?"
@@AlphaGargoutside of government meddling it’s really easy to not do fraud.
Mark overthinking how he fumbled over his words long after the customer has left is a very real experiance.
Mark worked retail for less than 1 minute and immediately went insane. 10/10 very realistic.
It would be funnier if it weren't true. Lol.
Markiplier is the definition of “never let them know your next move”
“I love exact change” said like a true retail worker. Cause honestly, someone paying in exact change is like a damned beacon of happiness.
i pay in a cup of quarters sometimes life's tough but be assured I knew what I was coming in for and this cup contains EXACT change
Don't you have machines that automatically deal with change yet?
Hard to so with always up and downs prices tho.. wich why i pay with card... less headache
Its amazing until you get those who only have coins (mostly pennies and dimes) and you need to count it all out so your line gets long
when mark was yelling at blue shirt guy - 39:16 - , he was yelling for 1.5 hours in-game time
Darn, that is almost 2 hours
@@ΓιώργοςΣωμαράκης-ξ3ψ2 hours?! That's almost 1/8th of a day!
@@EchoesFromCorn1/12th
@@EchoesFromCorn ⅛ of a day?! that's almost 4 hours!
And he wonders why he only has 25 customers XD
Imagine going to the store and the guy behind the counter is just chanting "BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY" while intently staring at you
You leave and he shoots lasers out of his eyes and kills you
It's not a normal experience for you guys?..
@@nuclearocean no no all supermarket employees have to do both, its part of there training 👍
@@pinkiepout3749 as someone working retail for a bit I can confirm
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that when he did it lol
40:30
Imeccable
- Astonishingly well mannered, thoughtful, and sophisticated.
Isnt that impeccable I think he forgot the p
I googled it. Imeccable is not a word lol@@Pumpkin.Crowz_
Imagine: You're walking home from a long day at work. You walk down the streets, grateful that at least your day is nearly over. You feel a buzzing in your pocket, pulling out your phone to see your spouse texting you to buy some eggs and cheese. They want to make breakfast in the morning but forgot they ran out of eggs. You sigh, putting away your phone and going into the nearby grocery store. You get what you need, pulling out your cash instinctively before the cashier tells you the price. Instead of doing so, the cashier just completely goes off on you.
39:17
And then imagine having to come back later because you didn't get enough eggs. 40:46
Twice. 55:17
Lol just look at him feeling the heat like he's on the verge of tears 😢 😭 😂
41:47 "I can't turn on the lights. I can't afford them" Says the man who has yet to pay a single bill.
i love the way its just always 8:00 AM until you open shop. Implying that mark is setting up the store at lightspeed as time stands still.
in the netherlands they dont have 1 or 2 cents, they round up or down to 0 or 5 at the end, unless you pay by card. which is honestly fantastic.
Ah yes, Markipliers Supermarket Simulator Musical!
Featuring iconic songs such as:
“I’ve Got Goods”
“Business is a-Booming”
“Give Me Your Money Please”
and
“I’m a Supermarket”
And don’t forget the iconic “BUYBUY BUY!”
For only 3 easy payements of $19.99
Plus shipping and handling.
And these classics could be YOURS!
@@adventuringwithdragons id unironically buy
"A Little Pathetic"
"WOOOOO SUPERMARKET!?"
Don't Forget, The Number One On iTunes, "MILK!"
39:18 this poor man just spend 1 hour and 20 minutes trying to buy some eggs and cheese
And then had to stand there again for 1 hour and 6 min just to buy eggs because he forgot he needed more lol
😭
Lixian's editing game being top tier as usual. Makes this experience even more fun.
From a distance, almost the whispers of a past supermarket
“ELLEN! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I BANNED YOU FROM THE STORE!”
CASEOHHHH 🤣🤣
“Ok buddy your banned”
Lol this series is going to be GOOD
the sound of tim crying accompanying it
“Jim, Tim, I’m lowering your paychecks”
I'm from Poland and I think all the Europe puts taxes into the price so you can just focus on getting the stuff and not thinking about the "real" price that you're going to pay. So I think that is so much better then calculating while you shop.
Yep, it's a lot nicer adding up the prices up in your head and not having the clerk say you have to pay $30 more than what it says
poland guys are W
We have three states who don't do sales tax. Super glad to not have the tax
holy crap poland mentioned 🦅🦅🦅
@@TtySprnklz Yay for Oregon. Although we pay for it in income tax
Man, the guy running that new little grocery store is quite strange. He ran up to my sister Janet, yelled at her, and then lazer-beamed her into oblivion
"hi would you like to do IVE GOT GOODS" I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Mark luring customers to his corner store like Sméagol and then shoot lasers out of his eyes (nice one Lixian) at them when they stride past is hilarious. Can’t wait for part two
not Gollum 😭 "tastey eggs, precious!"
54:40 , speaking as a european who's been somewhat around the world (mainly central and south America and Europe), the US is the only country i've ever been in where the price displayed on the shelves doesn't include taxes, and frakly i believe that's lunatic behaviour. Not being able to know how much you're gonna pay without needing to make percentile calculations before getting to the register sounds absolutely awful.
It's not hard. Every time I see the comparisons between Europe and America, it's always seems like you guys need things simplified for you. Same with the metric system, but the empirical system isn't any less easy to understand when you've been raised with it your WHOLE life. Same with doing the tax in your head, the 99 is not hard to go, "one dollar higher."
@HonkHonkler I mean, yeah whe you grow up with it anything comes more naturally.
Tell that to the scientists who had to switch between systems causing all that tax money to explode *with* the rockets.
@@HonkHonkler It's not like most people go to the store just buy a candy bar...you have to calculate a cart full of groceries, and nobody is saying it's too hard just a dumb system to deal with.
It’s the same here in Canada, the prices on the shelves don’t include tax, and I think the way the rest of the world does it is much more sensible.
@@HonkHonkler we don't simplify stuff, yall make it harder for no reason
Mark: "Pennies are useless."
Also Mark (2 minutes later): "OH NO I GAVE THEM AN EXTRA PENNY!"
40:08 There's a vr game called drunken bar fight with the same models so you can beat up these people
Was deadass lookin for this they recycled the models ig
not realistic enough, the customers need to heckle you more about varying discounts that dont exist and screaming at you when a coupon doesnt work, even though it's either expired or for a completely different store.
Been a cashier for about a month now and this is way too relatable😂😂
Or that the coupon already came off and they insist that it didnt to get more of a discount
Imagine being berated for simply wanting cheese and eggs😭 39:16
Literally standing and trying to pay while the clerk lays out his whole life...
266 likes but 0 replies
@@stabbystab._ nuh uh
@@JpegJav_ IT CHANGEEEDDDUHH
I don’t know why I think it’s funny.
@@Noo6995 It really is hilarious! His face and the fact that he couldn't really do much and just stood there while Mark kept on monologuing his life 🤣
Meanwhile all the other customers in line just stood there like: 👀
"I don't know how to be human"
That is the most relatable thing you've said today, Mark.
39:32 for some reason I think it would be hilarious if every sound effect was replaced with the vine thud
We need more of Mark playing this simulator. We need to see a huge supermarket, called SUPERMARK.
its like Mcdonalds 'supersize it'
i'd like a slushy, and can you supermark-it?
42:00 imagine walking into a store, and you hear the cashier mumble "can I rob that guy?"
To answer Mark's question, the "does anyone fall for the $00.99?" Yes, enough that everywhere does it. Its all phycological warfare. Stores, at least supermarkets, are completely based on phycological warfare.
From the prices, to where items are located, to the slow increase of cart size. They have done everything in their power to make people spend more. It's honestly crazy how indepth they went. If anyone wants to learn more I highly suggest looking into it, it's interesting yet scary to realize how and why stores are setup how they are.
I’ve never met a single person that falls for it, literally every person I’ve ever been with while shopping just rounds up that single cent to an even number
@@freezingfire127 Sameeee
But hey that’s just a theory, a FOOD THEORY, thanks for watching.
Same reason they are always magically out of hand baskets! Trying to force everyone to use a giant cart. 😑
@@DreamsOfFire Thats the reason why for several months when I needed to save money, I wouldn't grab a cart. I'd only grab what was essential and whatever I couldn't grab with my delicate balancing act than it wasn't important enough to buy. I actually had a few people ask me about why I didn't just get a cart and after explaining it they was like that's pretty smart.
40:02 the timing of that, he looked down after mark finished yelling at him 😂
34:10 - I once worked in a shop where the register was right next to the door like this. It was terrible, because any time we'd do a transaction, the customer would invariably end up blocking the door so no one else could get in or out until they were done.
Thankfully video games usually allow clipping. But yeah, real people and carts have collision. Whoever designed that shop is insane.
Oh yeah. I've been to plenty of corner stores that are like that.
The birds chirping is such a subtle effect, but I love it! Also, mark doing a turnaround on the .99 thing by the end shows the slow descent into capitalist madness.
55:47 Mark using 4 dimes and 4 pennies instead of a quarter, dime, nickel, and then 4 pennies is killing me as an ex cashier.
Me too omg, but the till being backwards is also bothering me so bad
@@Efor3mma It's not actually backwards--at banks, and most stores the Drawer should be lined so 20s are closest to the cashier, and 1's are closest to the customer. You always want the smallest bills to face the door, not the otherway around.
@@ardynamberglow3124 thats super weird lol, I mean, At my store, The Tills are on the left side, so technically the Big bills are still closest to the cashier, but yeah, trips me up lol. Very cool fact tho! I never knew that!
I’ve literally been rolling laughing at “this is pathetic, you just like bottles” at 27:30 for maybe 14 minutes now
Markiplier owning a store:
-Runs outside and yells at people to convince them to come and buy stuff
-follows the customers around
-“can i do fraud?”
-forgets to price something
-Acts creepy asf
No more needs to be said 😂
It’s very realistic.
THATS MY PRESIDENT
my favorite thing about watching mark is being an adult with adhd and absolutely understanding his ramblings. i was listening like "hell yeah man, i get it"
Too real haha
That explains why I like his videos so much
I was wondering about that
He.. Isn't normal? Uh-oh
>See your new shop
>Immidietly run into traffic
>Terrify customers
>Go schizo over shelf placement
>Sexually assault pedestrian
>Verbally assault blue shirt guy
>???
>Profit
>Actually sell everything at a loss like a boss
>Don't profit
8:35:”Thank you for shopping with us, I know you had no other choices in the area, that was my business strategy.”
The implication of that sentence 😮😮😮
Edit:That and Mark laser-eyeing people who ignore his store proves that Mark is secretly Homelander who felt like running a supermarket
0:35 I love how his immediate reaction to his supermarket being shitty is to attempt suicide.
If the simulator series is back AND they're going to be over an hour long, we are truly entering a blessed age.
I hope he plays more
There's something cathartic about mark playing games like this where he's customer service and just hearing the most accurate shit ever. "It came out to 20 and you gave me 21? I JUST GAVE YOU THE 1 BACK!?! It doesn't make sense" Also, as a banker, the till not going in descending order.... *Internal rage*
my brother bought this and i played his copy and as a previous walmart cashier i was SO thrown off at the order of bills it took me a solid 30 seconds to process what was happening
36:49 i hate to be the one to say it but he probably needs it to fry stuff. Those at home deep fry machines use a lot of oil. They probably didnt realize they were out of oil and were having tonight turkey..... Or chicken.
Mark: makes their store bigger
Also Mark: condenses everything to an even smaller space
why are you using they/them pronouns on him 💀
@@wowitslenabecause it works..? Doesnt matter friend.
@@wowitslena because a lot of the time with my friends it's hard for me to remember at times to say their preferred pronouns and they/them works for 90% of people so it's just become a habit for me to say.
Mark, Grocery store simulator has an actual supermarket, and is actually receiving updates. It's also 4 player coop
I would love to see how that playthrough would pan out with Wade and Bob +
Oh, if only there were three loveable dorks that could co-op with Mark!
thing is, its a little more janky, but honestly alot more fun. and you can toss the boxes into the dumpster. and your goods are delivered on a truck to a stockroom in your store
"Wow youre looking very big pen!s today" -Mark
I literally had to pause the video to cry laughing
Then small 🤣
Watching Mark steadily go more insane as the video went on was beautiful! If I went to a grocery store and a man is screaming "Buy, buy, buy!" at me, I would be mortified lol
didn't realize how much i missed regular markiplier youtube content. Kind of nice to have him back to these vids.
I love how when he changed uo the shelves people immediately stopped buying multiple things at once, I have no idea if the game can tell if customers see products or not but that was some of the most egregious placement I have ever seen
I love how mark accurately reenacts the clerk from one of the many store-based horror games by suddenly appearing behind people, yelling very loud, following them down the road, and whispering various things about them as he watches them. lol
EXCUSE ME
What's funny is how simple this game is, and every youtuber I have seen play the game, gets SO much into the character, it becomes hilarious.
Kudos to the editors. They did a great job. The musical cues were well timed and whimsical
I love that Mark is screaming "Buy Buy Buy" at his customers while Arin screamed at them not to buy anything when the Grumps started their shop.
LetsGameItOut just broke the whole thing.
They're both having mental breakdowns but in completely different ways
Ironmouse screaming at people to stop buying big-selling items, then yelling to buy the over-priced stuff instead.
4:12 throws cardboard away like responsible citizen, breaks out into song in the middle of advertising his market, questions himself, refuses to elaborate, leaves to continue to do business as if nothing out of the ordinary happened.
Glad to see people supporting the local Schizophrenic supermarket
i started watching this and my mom walked into the room, looked at Mark's face for a good 10 seconds, then said:
*"i thought that was keanu reeves"*
parents are the best