Matt Gaetz Pal Marjorie Taylor Greene's “Pro-Pedophile” Meltdown & Trump Haunted By Pizza with Palin
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- The Kansas Jayhawks came back from being down 15 points at half to beat North Carolina in the men’s March Madness Tournament, Jimmy’s wife Molly actually correctly predicted that Kansas would win the whole thing, Obama returned to the White House for the first time since leaving office to celebrate the twelve year anniversary of the Affordable Care Act, Amazon workers at an Amazon fulfillment center in Staten Island were able to successfully unionize over the weekend and we were able to get a list of banned words from their internal messaging app, Tesla CEO Elon Musk joined the Board of Directors at Twitter after buying 9% stake in the company, Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” is still non-functional, a new study at Stanford and Yale showed that Fox viewers that were paid to watch CNN actually changed their minds on a variety of issues, Lara Trump was on Hannity to remind us all that her father-in-law is always right, Trump is still haunted by eating pizza with Sarah Palin and using a fork, Marjorie Taylor Greene called Republican Senators “pro-pedophile” for supporting Ketanji Brown Jackson, and the Georgia Department of Education has already made a new instructional video to help focus on “patriotic education.”
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"Patriotic education" Doesn't sound North Korean at all.
I'm sure North Korea would disagree, they have a very patriotic curriculum.
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious
The real, real sad thing is: not a single Republican calls MTG out on her disgusting accusations. Therefore, they are all as guilty as she is
Agreed!
Yep. Silence is culpability.
GOP is literally trying to legalize pedophilia in Tennessee.
Never believe a "conservative" isn't a disgusting hypocrite when they climb up on their moral high horse.
They're the worst of humanity.
Republicans: the party run on fear.
By this logic, all Democrats ignoring Hunter Bidens laptop and illegal business dealings are just as guilty.
Uh oh, MTG is screaming something accusatory about others. That's a cue to investigate her for the same thing.
How dare you assume a fine republican such as her , of similar actions... MTG wouldn't dare associate nor support any politician or Supreme Court nominee of such heinous crimes.
@@Sir.AdamsVIII you are being facetious right
That's true. She's a defeated human being for all what she hates. Probably, she's projecting herself.
magic the gathering?
Hello Pants how are you doing today?
“When it comes to the GOP, every accusation is a confession.”
- Brian Tyler Cohen
That is a Sal alinski tactic, ACCUSE YOUR OPPOSITION OF WHAT YOU ARE GUILTY OF. Obama and Hillary looked up to Sal Alinsky and his book "Rules for radicals" Another tactic is to insult your opposition and then take advantage of their response as Jimmy did here and insolate the response and discredit them. Meanwhile nobody seems to care about the record of the new supreme court justice that is weak on pedophiles, as you can read here from the post.
In the eight child-porn cases that came before her court, former D.C. District Court Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson heard horrifying details of “sadomasochistic” torture of young kids - including “infants and toddlers” - yet challenged the disturbing evidence presented by prosecutors and disregarded their prison recommendations to give the lightest possible punishments in each case, according to transcripts of sentencing hearings obtained by the Post.
For a party that stands for “Family Values” the GQP is awfully obsessed with anything that takes place below the waist.
Obsessed is spot on
Chop chop below your waist...
The only party concerned and against schools sexualizing children and teaching perversion to kids.
Well, dems don’t stand for family values. So both the same.
The only difference between a democrat politician and a republican is who’s knees hit the floor first when their donors walk in!🤣🤣.
For a party that is obsessed with claiming their opponents are pedophiles they seem to support a lot of questionable things like the bill that eliminates age requirements for marriage in Tennessee.
Something tells me that soon Amazon will be closing the Staton Island location for other reasons completely "unrelated issues"
IT'S already in the works
Amazon Island, perhaps 🤔 😏 👀
Staten.
Well, they don’t seem to be closing the Bessemer location, and it unionized recently.
@@sophierobinson2738 Give it time.
Why are these two people still in Congress. Matt should be in jail right?
When you are not guilty of a crime you dont go to jail though
You got fooled again by liberal lies. It's ok I'm sure it will happen again.
for what? You haven't heard because your media bubble doesn't let you know things, but it's been over a year and no charges have been brought.
@@MrGgabber just because no charges are brought doesn't mean they're not guilty; just means the state they're in is afraid to piss off the GOP - er, GQP.
@@MaryAnnNytowl Lol, right, they're "scared". Or it's just that ONE text from an anonymous source isn't enough evidence, except to the conspiracy loving left
“She works here, she doesn’t just hang around” I’m glad he said that because I really was wondering why she was there and if she was always there
I always thought it was creepy the way Colberts wife would be hanging around while taping cackling in the background 🤣
@@jimd1617 - It's ok,...we think you're creepy too.
@@jimd1617 I actually think that’s adorable. It looks like everyone there likes her.
We love Evie❤️
its nice to see a president that can take a joke instead of screaming at them!
Or exacting revenge. 🙄
100%
Biden is a joke
Joe biden is constantly yelling at people. he tends to call them dog faced pony soldiers and said he has nothing to do with hunter’s work in Ukraine. unfortunately the laptop says otherwise but you are right. At least we dont have to put up with mean tweets. world war 3 is easier to deal with. i cant wait to own nothing and be happy
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"Can't discuss anything divisive" means our children won't learn to debate, analyze, and explore nuances in in subjects... i.e. they won't learn how to THINK.
If all young people learned how to think, where would future GOP voters come from?
_ g0p = gang of 💀putin💀 ❗
That's exactly their point. It's much easier to brainwash uneducated people. That's why the orange buffoon loves the uneducated, not to mention the fact, he is one of them.
Sounds like you're pro CRT... I hear that's a bad thing...ha! JK!
By the end of the day, these replies will prove your point.
It was good to see our 44 & our 46 together. Their friendship above everything is what we missed. Loved the event & the jokes back and forth was "oh so good" ❤
You miss the gas prices and inflation as well??
The jokes are on you
Obama said about Biden "Never underestimate Joe's ability to f--ck things up". Wise up!
@@israelgomez9627 How is it possible to miss something that wasn't an issue under Obama and Biden? Why would somebody NOT miss those gas prices and low inflation?
46 so desperate for some good news so he needed 44 to come over to celebrate a 12 year anniversary for Obamacare? Who tf celebrates a 12 year anniversary for anything lol
Thanks Joe you saved us from another 4years of pity and ridiculous behaviour..bless
Amen. One more term of 45 and there would be no more United States of America.
And left us with 2 million illegal aliens, near record inflation and on the edge of world war. Gee, thanks Joe!
Lol
And trump self pity parties. Oh, sorry press interviews and conferences. Oh forgot. And rallies.
@@brushcreek42 preceded by dump's recession!
The chemistry between these two Presidents Biden and Obama is priceless and heartwarming.
When I think of tRump...flatulence!
They are great 👍
they both the devil trump the goat
@@tvdinner325 The fart heard round the world.
@@TheDarkness1 It still stinks, and the sheep "repeat" it.
When Joe was being ignored, he could’ve pulled a trump and shoved everyone out of the way. You know...classy!
But it didn’t seem to destroy his self-image, or even bother him much.
Oh, it’s good to have the adults back in charge.
Yes, it just made him look even more senile.
@@brushcreek42 Trump does seem senile you're right with the way he tried to lie his way back in
@@benprunier9276 Trump isn't senile, that's ridiculous. Compared to Biden, he's sharp as a tack. But I do think he needs to step aside and let someone younger take his place in 2024.
It’s comforting to see a respectable and humble president taking a joke and not even showing a single sign of insecurity.
because he didn't know where he was or who was talking
Cause he their little puppet
its comforting to see your comment has upset the short bus riders.
It's because he doesn't know what happened, poor old man should be home getting a diaper change
That's because he's too demented to figure it out.....
It’s so refreshing to have an adult for President, instead of a spoiled 8-year-old.
@ Ms Elizabeth - 8 years old? You're being too kind...
An adult? He doesn't even know where he is and shakes hands with the air.
He senile 🤣😂
Wonderful to see those two Presidents hang together for a good cause. 💕 Love them
Agreed.
There is something so wrong with your brain if you like Joe Biden
As compared to the previous one .
Joe makes mistakes, but he tries to be a decent person and do what's right. I don't even talk to anyone that supports Trump and his minions, anymore. They are either a bad person or the only news they get is from Facebook.
@@GreatTechBuys what is your d*mb post supposed to mean?
That's what happens when someone is unpopular in high school. Poor Matt Gaetz didn't even get a high school girlfriend until he was 38... and look what it's done to him!
Lol
Then he had to pay!
@@kylebritt1225 You are thinking of Hunter Biden.
@@johnbrowne3950 Didn't vote for Hunter so it's inconsequential. Just like I didn't go to Trump University.
@@kylebritt1225 Did you apply?
I remember Obama's time in office very well. I'm a Brit but I thought Obama could change the world and was sad to see him go. When he was around the White House it seemed a lot happier place than trump's White House. I never once saw trump connect so intimately with an audience that he could have everybody laughing sincerely.
I miss Obama and I'm concerned for America and what comes next for you.
Obama was the best “Republican” president since Reagan.
Thank you for your concern sir. I'm American and you are correct. When Obama did help the people a lot and I was always excited to hear his speeches. It was completely different when Trumpdy dumpdy was in the white house. It was 4 years of literal hell for us Americans who voted against him. I'm glad we voted him out eventually.
It's a little worrisome with the Republican election tricks like redistricting, but if people come out to vote like they did in 2020, there may be some hope for this country.
@@saulgster bet u voted for Biden too😮💨
Yeah the ability to make your audience laugh determines how good of a president you are... Obama did nothing but hurt this country.
Joe it’s ok. Same thing happens to me at family reunions!
It's good to see the former & present president can have a good laugh together, that's refreshing for the Country to witness.
Grown ups interacting what a cool concept!
Yeah, they can laugh because all the inflation they are causing doesn't effect them. They are laughing at you idiots who voted for them
The only real US Presidents in the last 10 years.
" Wangthang " authentic presence !
Keep'n it real.
That was a straight power move by Obama. Shouldn’t have done it but meh.
I hear Gaetz wants to move to Tennessee. No age limits to get married... 🤔
Even they might start rethinking the whole matter if he shows up. 🤔
Yup, his thoughts....every underage is a Ten I See.
@@TheDarkness1 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Divorce and repeat every three years, Mr. Gaetz be in hog heaven!
Maybe he can comfort Beau’s wife like Hunter did?🤣
So the state that struggles to keep high school diplomas accredited (ie, Clayton County schools) would rather focus on stupid things???
Georgia makes South Carolina look great 👍. Thanks Marjorie Traitor Greene!
@@amyreynolds3619 lolll😂😂
Exactly .... these people are so low info and poor priorities as they become poorer by the day!... oh wait I am talking big picture democrat voters
Hello Sharon how are you doing today?
Those of us who saw the inbred banjo picker and sadistic hillbillies in 'Deliverance' realize MTG and Andrew Clyde are exemplary representatives for Georgia.
It's good to see someone in the white house that has an actual sense of humor as opposed to you-know-who.
No who?
Trump ? xD
@@cookiecola5852 I avoid writing his name because I heard that if you say it three times he can appear. Like Beetlejuice.
GOD bless The Great President Donald Trump.
@@trippingballs8116 I will have to leave it to god to bless Donald Trump because I won't.
@@martinze11 well GOD has , is and will do just that. Because you're not needed at all.
Gosh I wonder what John McCain would think about Trump endorsing Palin.
She's just spitting on his grave, but then again he did choose her. 😕
He’s partially responsible for this. Never forget.
She was selected for him. They had no idea she was a freaking basketcase and couldn't cope.
Why would she want the endorsement of someone who lived in a foreign country before moving to Florida? (Remember how she thought NY was in a foreign country?). Maybe it's because she can see Russia out her kitchen window and neighbor Vlad likes him.
Something we should all do
@@dianedenham5259
😂😂😂😂😂😂
McCain was doing the same thing that Joe Biden did
Trying to bring our country into real equality. But Palin is a cook coo bird
FYI: it’s primary season, register and vote 🗳! We cannot let them get control! Let’s ditch Mitch and minions for all they stand for/on
_ instead of busting unions let's bust that g0p = gang of 💀putin💀 ❗❗
Make sure your like-minded friends also register and vote!
I’m glad I already voted using the absentee ballot.
If you are already registered, check your status to make sure your voter registration didn’t get purged.
Let who get control? The left and right are two hands of the same corrupt body!
I felt bad for Joe at that moment. But he took it like a champ. Obama's like that cool kid at the party everyone wants to talk to.
He IS the cool kid at the party.
@@donnavorce8856 he was so cool he sold weapons to Isis. Yeah a true cool guy
@@iDontCare12345Countess governments have used rebels to fight wars when they want to eliminate certain political powers. The only problem was that when you arm rebels, eventually they take power. This is a lesson learned and hopefully will not be repeated.
Pretty sure the last part was set up too.
Yeah, poor Joe. He has a son named Hunter that nobody except FOX will talk about. It must suck for Joe that the entire msm won't acknowledge that he has a kid. Or that Ashley wrote a diary of being mollested by her dad.
Who else reckons Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Tailor Green are.... you know...... doing it?
Hey do you guys think MTG and Lowrent Bobblehead are narcissistic sociopaths or sociopathic narcissists?
Both and behind closed doors they more than likely are having a secret love affair.
Socionarcipaths .. boebert and greene .. as defined by the Merriam/Webster Authority 2022 Edition 👍
@@TheDarkness1 uh uh... she's too old for him.
not as much as AUNTIE KAREN
@@ezcoinshopper5943 Bless your heart, honey.
President Biden has such a wonderful sense of humor, and he’s as humble as it gets.
Hello Donna how are you doing today?
Humble? He's an elderly man who's mind is failing.
Apparently he likes potty jokes, just ask the Pope. :D
Lets go brandon
@@Jayke5150 you a satisfied Matt Gaetz groupie?
Actually, Trump isn't mad at windmills, he's mad at wind. Have you seen what wind does with his hair?
Have you seen how much wind Biden passes?
Toupèe*
@@jamesmarsh9888 You can't see flatulence. On the other hand, you can smell feces like those caked in Trump's adult diapers.
@@belikewater420 as much as I don’t like the guy, it’s real.
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂. True!🌬🌬🌬
“It’s scum and scammer”.=MTG and Gaetz.
Good one Jimmy and I plan to use that in the future to describe anyone in the GQP.
The most wasted of days is the day without laughter! Obama is nice and so is Joe. Matured men who know how to keep a friendship going.
Obama and Michael
Uh Oh@@markr9193 is an insecure little boy.
@@markr9193 I can see you're really delusional 😅 all that was photoshop to make her look like a man.....learn the art 🎨 programs you maybe learn something 🤔 but then again you trumpeter are actually air heads😅 even when yall see the truth yall don't want to hear it but who cares about an un educated air head
Healthy relationships...something 45 doesn't grasp, or do. I miss ethics and dignity...Joe's trying, but 45 did so much harm.
What's nice about what Obama did to Libya?
Your list of banned Amazon phrases left out "We need to leave; there is a tornado coming"
Hahahaha!
Too soon!
Joe even put his arms up like WTF? Oh man that's priceless and I do like the guy. I think he really does have people's best interests in mind
You can tell he and Obama have been planning this for awhile. And the "vice president" joke 🤣
He doesn't have a mind. It's gone.
@@kbanghart Joke? I think not!
@@StandYourGrounds you're right, Trump's mind is gone.
@@brushcreek42 yep absolutely a joke
Thank you sir, you are a hero fighting to keep this country afloat. Respect and love to you Kimmel!
I miss Obama's speeches. Calm, clear, strong, optimistic and appropriately humorous.
Trump should stick to bragging bigly about his golfing
I miss the dude!
It's not a speech it's called MK ULTRA and it seems to be working on you
Trump living rent free in your head lol
@@RSfandude Only in my mind's thankful area that he is no longer president!
@@ezcoinshopper5943 I have no idea what you mean. Nor do I care to.
Damn they really all were like “how can we get Obama a third term”
If we could it would happen. The last time America was respected. So much damage done...
you are already enjoying it
@@adalgisounoqualunque9033 I wish!
They mentioned 25th, appointment and Vice President in that conversation. While having a cackling fit over thinking she'd soon be president, Kamala missed the part that she'd have to resign.
@@tcoffmanaz Just curious, who are "they?"
Ha ha ha..."Where is Will Smith when you really need him?" Hilarious.
How dare this two defend America and Americans. I'm Democratic and want your money, guns, and the rite's you have left
There will be no other president who can crack a joke with a straight face like Obama. I'm not American but I miss his appearance a lot
his "appearance" is how he got away with doing absolutely nothing of value and STILL receive popular support. That takes a special kind of neoliberal, and he's the best of the best.
@Interdimensional Steve pppttthhhh! Whatever 🙄 You ALMOST sound like you know what you're talking about.
We miss him too. He's a rock star.
@@cheshirecat6518 rofl, and you almost sound like you said something!
@@interdimensionalsteve8172 actually he helped many people..
I love Joe, no insecurity when with his cool friend Obama. Respectable,caring & humble
He looks old, frail like an out of touch grandpa about 100 years old 😂
I'm pretty sure you are confusing dementia with humble.
HAHAHA! You must change Joe's Diapers!!
@@leonbell5141 lol and Trump was gorgeous lol
@@FishingHuntingAndBigfoot You obviously don't know anyone with dementia . Even people with dementia can be humble
So nice to see Joe and Obama together again. Great presidents working for America.
🤣🤣🤣
Delusional
Working to destroy America.
😂
At which fine liberal arts institution did you receive your thorough brain scrubbing? Surely your thought process is not a product of the real world.
I'm a little embarrassed to admit that I sometimes eat my pizza with a fork and knife too. I just don't like to get my fingers greasy. 🤣
It's okay Joe... Everyone misses him... Besides, he's a hard act to follow.
I know right
Clowns are always hard to follow.
@@alansbinnie1446 word. As well as criminals always love cronies to take the fall for him
@@alansbinnie1446 you mean trump?
@@alansbinnie1446 🤔I'm surprised after 6 years and so charming... Yet still no one subscribed to your ch.?
What a shame.
I love Joe Biden. He's done a great job, and we can never forget the psycho in charge before him...
What has he done?
@@FlaviusConstantinus306 has he created trillions in debt?
Has he “joked” about wanting to marry/date his daughter?
Has he allowed his current wife’s parents to chain migrate while saying it was illegal for anyone else?
Has he spent 95% of his time “working” on a golf course?
Does he spend the rest of his time holding “i love me” rallies?
Had he lost, do you think he would have had a temper tantrum the way #45 did? Filing 60+ “the election was stolen” lawsuits that were dismissed because THERE’S NO PROOF?
Has he been permanently banned from twitter after using the social media platform to spew hate, lies and misinformation?
No? That was all our 45th “president”?
Ok, thought so.
What has he done to justify doing a great job? Name one thing he has made better since he has been in office. The highest inflation in US history? Afghanistan? Killing 13 innocent children with a drone strike? Depending on Russian oil and raising gas prices? Maybe the up coming food shortage? Or maybe that he is trying to start WWIII? Yeah real great job. The "psycho" is going to be president in 2024. Then it will be Desantis. You better stock your cry closet with tissue. Or maybe you can tell us where you would rather live and I will start a GoFundMe for you and send you off. Get a clue and stop being so delusional.
Yes, it's a huge mess that will take several administrations to patch up...plus there's his kkkult that's like a cancer...🤡
@@williamtabar2948 Hey, it's that thing racists say when they are sad their fascist gameshow host lost the election by 8 million votes.
Me: Hey Matt. Karma is coming for you.
Matt Gaetz: She’s not older than 14, is she?
Then Brandon better watch out this November!😂
@@AZVIDS why? These are congressional elections.
An attempt of extortion was being made towards Gaetz about two years ago. He immediately reported to the FBI. He gave them all the information he had. Then they turn around about a year ago and opened an investigation. Nothing has come of the investigation.
Oh my God will these people and they're crazy teachings ever stop? Thank you Jimmy for keeping us sane
I almost cried watching Obama and Joe back in the White House. How I miss President Obama.
Obama was the man!!!
Still freaks me out that Republicans and the Tea Party couldn't stand that a half-black guy made it farther than they ever will.
@@JawBoneChronicles Bless your heart, honey.
@@plaidpanda he sure is "special" ain't he? 🤪😉🤭
You mean that traitor?
@@ezcoinshopper5943 Catch up. They threw the traitor out of the WH over a year ago.
it's also nice seein a president who acts like an adult instead of acting like a little baby who can't get his way after someone told him no
You're speaking of Obama, right?
WHAT? HE DID NOT KNOW WHERE HE WAS THE OTHER DAY? HE IS AN ADULT WITH DIMENTIA BEING CONTROLLED AND SIGNING DRSTRUCTIVE POLICY? WHY? COMPROMISE?
@@hihats Donald Trump aka Putin’s puppet
Look at me look at me don't listen to them I did I did nobody's ever seen nothing like it I did look at me! Like he torrents!
The current puppet acts like a baby everyday when diarrhea flows down into his socks like Niagara Falls.
Poor Joe! He is soo cute and just a real guy. How doesn’t everyone love him?
No also don’t forget inflation, High gas prices and a wide open boarder. Guess you do though💩
Ask Hunter Biden and his laptop who is the big guy?
Their is nothing to love. a grown man in diapers should be at home back in the basement where he was all of 2019
@@Gooselip HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER!!!
Rent. Free.
@@kathyb8540 gas prices are through the roof world wide. Inflation is world wide. Keep hitting those talking points though!
Marjorie & Matt are the Best.
I would have gone straight to talk to Joe if I'd ever been given such a wonderful opportunity!
And Joe wouldn't understand a thing you'd say
Me too goshdangit lol. Wasn't that pitiful though?? Pouty face
@@ezcoinshopper5943 😂 and you think Trump would?
@@ezcoinshopper5943 Trump doesn't even know what Yosemite is and thinks Ivanka is his wife.
Right on!
I love Jove Biden! I love Obama too!
Nice people. Wives are so intelligent and just so right. Its these examples that we need to teach our kids.
Hello Brenda how are you doing today?
Brenda👈🤡🐑🤦♂️
@@trippingballs8116 👈🤡💤
Have another glass of wine Brenda 🤦🏻♂️
@@chrismcgrath5980 You might need to be sober yourself before offering wine to someone else
MTG has a massive Man Crush on AOC
AOC just got in trouble for embezzling money
Biden had that “So this is what Trump feels like” moment
or Boris Johnson.
I can't wait to hear what republican members gaetz and moore's opinion about pedophilia is. it's great that marj has colleagues with intimate info on the topic. ahh, these people make me nauseous.
yeah, everyone knows that the Dems know all about pedos and how to support them
Gaetz has the copy to hunter bidens laptop now he’s being investigated lol
Haven't you ever seen what Brandon does to little girls in at least a dozen different videos shot in the WH under Obama??
Talk about a thoroughly disgusting child predator!
That would really depend on possible proof to substantiate those claims! I haven't seen any yet.
@@e.g.hammond7190 I'd like to see some proof of Gaetz doing any of the stuff media accuses him of. They have investigated for a year and all I can find is accusation of an ex-wife. Do they even have a victim?
“Tan of La Mancha” - man his writers are fantastic!!!😂
Jimmy, please stop giving the tangerine twit air time. Yeah, make fun of him but we're sick of his voice and image. TY
I literally scrolled through thr comments looking to see if anyone else heard that.🤣🤣🤣
Two great Americans. Please continue to fight for our freedoms.
Thank you and god bless you.
I live in Georgia and have kids in the school system. The last bit was HILARIOUS, and accurate!!! My daughter is in college AP government now and they are discussing this bullsh!t in class.
Oh goodness! I was in AP Gov just after Trump was elected. Things were pretty crazy all around, but thankfully our teacher was very good at remaining unbiased. We all had a great experience and learned a lot. However, when I was in a Social Problems course as a sophomore in college (last year,) the political climate was so intense even in just our classroom that campus security had to get involved and everything.
How do you parents general feel about it over there? Oppose? Mixed? Against?
It feels so strange with that law passing. It just feels like we went back in time. I don't know how to explains it.
They should be teaching this in govt right now. What is going on in our country right now r very valuable teaching moments. U should be applauding her teacher. Talk to your daughter more.
All the Alaskans I know, when they heard Palin was running up here, ALL said "I thought she moved to Arizona"
As an Arizonan in Phoenix, I can tell you she never lived here. John McCain, her Presidential running mate lived here and was our Senator.
Are you sure they didnt say that they *wished* she moved to Arizona. Lol
Holy hell that actually hurt a little bit watching ol' Joe by himself like that
I thank God every day Joe is our president
@@michaeleasterwood6558 Good thing no one outside your bubble agrees with you
@@michaeleasterwood6558 so do I!
@@michaeleasterwood6558 Why?
I'm glad for Prez. Biden, but I did feel like he needed a 🫂.
(I know the feelin' Joe.)
“Fibberaci”🤪
“Scum and scammer”😂
“Jesus Washington”🤣
Jimmy, you are the best!!!🥰
Hello Melissa how are you doing today?
"Waiting for daddy to finish" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He's finished they just find anther jackass better
I was looking for this 😂🤣 I feel like he did not fully think that one through 😭😂
GA prohibits teaching "divisive subjects"? Guess that math classes will be a lot easier in Georgia!
That would eliminate fractions, decimals, and percentages too, right? Much easier.
PE will also get much easier. Nobody will be split into teams.
Reminds me of the Atlanta Public Schools cheating scandal.
Guess schools will be just one big auditorium from now on. They can't be dividing children into classes after this.
I want Obama on the Supreme Court. Imagine a justice with a great sense of humor. The right might vomit themselves to death.
Hello April how are you doing today?
A sense of humor as well as brilliance and a true respect for the constitution, unlike half of SCOTUS right now.
Yes, President Obama scares the crap out of them. He isn't one of them, elite bastards.
Michelle would never allow it. :)
@Bryan Smith right wins that unquestionably. Trump, greene, and bobert by themselves keep the right wing winning that contest. Then there is the supporters. All you have to do is ask a maga chud to explain how it could make any sense for antifia to be the ones that caused January 6th and watch there brains begin to malfunction.
Love you Jimmy, so right, thanks!
Absofreakinglutely pathetic to see the RWQNJs on here defending the likes of Gaetz and MTG. Still, great segment, team. Thanks for being one of the few rays of light into my darkness. ❤❤
Well said!
I mean MTG is pretty out there, but the entire Democrat party supports sexualizing 5 year olds, so I'll go with the crazy lady over the p3dos
Despite never having seen the acronym RWQNJs before, I read it as if it was written out in words. Amazing.
Hello Mary how are you doing today?
Trump's mad at everything that makes him look unintelligent: Windmills, Teleprompters, plastic forks and knives; even Braille.
I would have talked to Joe---what an opportunity to have a one-on-one with no interruptions with the President of the United States; and not feel embarrassed.
Adding the state of Georgia as a possible place of retirement; right alongside Atlantis, Brigadoon, and possibly Huitzilopochtli.
I would like to talk with Joe too . I'd ask him why he sold out our country by taking bribes from China and Russia . I would ask him to lower gas prices and inflation .
I'd have talked to the guy, too. He's turned out to surprisingly be a better man for the job than I expected, and he gets way too much flack for often making what is the right decision, in the end. I'd be proud to shake the man's hand.
@@wirelesmike73 34% approval rating and dropping fast . Worst Potus ever .
@@wirelesmike73 I'd be proud to shake Mr. Biden's hand as well, mate.
So what is it that Biden has done great for the country?
I couldn't stop laughing on the white history part....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know, it was a scream‼️😂
Typical ABC stupidity I can't wait for them to go broke and soon they will
Sad truth is that some people really think that way.
It sounded very like a history lesson in Idiocracy.
It's not far from the truth. My family has been in Georgia since they arrived with Oglethorpe. BTW, they were Salzburgers wouldn't come until being assured the colony of Georgia was completely secular and that slavery was illegal in Georgia, which it was for the first few decades. After the Civil War came Jim Crow and the growth of the myth of the "Lost Cause", the United Daughters of the Confederacy (UDC) successfully lobbied to have the Lost Cause version of the war put in all Georgia history textbooks.
Love how Kimmel keeps rubbing these pieces of crap in the dirt!!!!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Will Smith bit was so funny 😂
There never anything FUNNY anymore on late night it's ridiculous and disgusting every night
Democrats: We don't like children getting married.
Republicans: Then we LOVE it!
😂🤣👏 perfect description!
I don't think your hypotheticals will stand up to actual issues.
Democrats: We want kids to talk about sex in kindergarten thru third grade.
Republicans: We do not.
Tennessee is trying to eliminate marriage age requirements as we speak.
@@brblack2007 and yours definitely don’t either 😂 you have your backwards sir
@@samiam4544 Wrong. California has NO marriage age requirements. Massachusetts has 12 for girls and 14 for boys. Look it up.
I miss Obama 😢 he was out standing even though his own party and Republicans didn't support him
Obama was a fraud all he cared about was getting rich
That's because they saw him for what he really is.
@@johnbrowne3950 false
@@daytonajimduey2068 anyone past 4th grade has accomplished division. 🙄
Nope, not even close
Sooooo nice to see Obama back. Glad he’s going to help campaign for the mid-terms.
i would PAY to see will smith enact that slap on MTG. *for georgia!!!!!*
Matt Gaetz looks like an evil cartoon villain
Venmo John The Snorter sound about right.
He looks like the incredibles villain
Not coincidentally, he IS an evil cartoonish villain.
It's that upturned nose of his. Gives him a harelip-kind of look, like Josh Powell.
Even Matt's poll numbers say that he's into the teens.
I'm calling it...
Matt Gaetz and MTG are f'ing
when my daughter was 17 i asked her what was her major going to be at ucsc. she said, "teaching." i said, "WHAT!!! the united states hates teachers." i just blurted it out. crushed my daughters dreams. now she's nurse. whatever.
She made the right choice there are no teachers anymore just indoctrinaters
@@ezcoinshopper5943 BS, my daughter had great teachers. very professional, kind, and always went the extra mile for their students. all the way K through 12th and then on into her first degree in history. there was a huge difference between their set of teachers and the ones i had. i think mine were forced to use crappy texts and maintain a boring image in the classroom. education, at least on the west coast, has improved and all in the best direction, thinking, reasoning, knowledge, science, art, all interesting rather than tedious and boring.
@@jensonee um, 'the united states hates teachers' is very true if you look at it in terms of wages and unions and in terms of how they were, or have been, treated during the pandemic. the sad part is that jensonee's daughter ended up being a nurse, which was probably harrowing the last couple years if she worked in a hospital with a covid ward...
@@jensonee let me clarify...TEXAS hates teachers (from experience as a retired TX teacher)
Well, we need both good nurses & good teachers. SoI hope she will be happy. I do think nurses are paid better. I hope she stays safe with covid & thank her for her service on the front lines!!! I hope teachers start getting the respect they deserve & smaller class sizes so they can give their students the individual attention THEY DESERVE!!!
Donald "Quixote" Trump. Fear the windmills!
And don't forget Pancho Giuliani.
Quixote didn't fear windmills.
windmills are ineffective at producing energy in general. the contruction of them takes massive amounts of energy then they are subject to weather like in texas. they can also easily be attacked by an enemy to destroy their energy
@@sirmister9099 try ducking next time a comment goes over your head.
@@phantomwolf3300 you sound mad
I was gonna ask and also say it’s great to see Molly again I sure enjoyed getting to know her over pandemic .
“Waiting for daddy to finish” hit me late but then I spit ginger ale across the room! 😉 OMGosh was that funny!
To the person reading this: Even though I don’t know you, I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🧡
Great. Jinxed it
Thank you. I wish the same for you.
Thank you kind sir! And I hope you the best of what life has to offer❤️
Ditto
Thank you. I needed your good wishes.
Ohhh!
I felt for Biden when he looked around and everyone was with Obama. 😂
I know, it was painful to watch but hilarious the same time. No worries, Biden is a grown man, he can take it! 😂
It was fun. People haven't seen Obama in a long time, am sure President Biden was ok
I relate so much, that's how I am at every party. I stutter as well
I don’t really blame these two, the real blame are the actual people that go to the polling booth and consciously vote for these people. Tells you everything you need to know about americas uneducated people. I can’t believe I have to walk among these people.
I hear you, I cringe everytime I think about the 22 years I spent defending those losers while in the Military.
I blame YOU for believing Kimmel's lies. She didnt say what they say she did.
JOE and OBAMA didn't get elected you just swallowed the bait
I feel the same way
Guys when voting comes, put down that cheeseburger and line up, or mail it out. We can't let people like Gaetz and Greene take over this country.
I L❤️Ve you and Guillermo! You guys make me smile every night! I’m so sad on weekends and vacations when you’re not on!
The two stooges
Hello Elizabeth how are you doing today?
Same here, miss him on week nights.
“Patriotic eduction” my grandfather’s generation would never have dreamed that the fourth reich would rise in the USA. What a disgrace
That has always been in the DNA of the US. You may not have noticed because it was normal for you, but observed from the outside the US always had a very right leaning tendency, much of it masked as "patriotism".
Amazon has such potential to be a great company but Jeffy is too greedy.
Jeffys gone
@@willalmeida7153 amazon is still greedy.
I stopped using “amazon smile” because they were only donating $.05 of each item purchased to the designated charity.
Jeff is no longer in charge. Where have you been?
@@gmoulder4567 Amazon is still a soul sucking greedy company that has built its business on actively breaking every small company they can stomp on. Where have you been?
@@ChristophBrinkmann You could say that about almost every super successful company, ever. Where have you been?
"Scum and scummer!" "Fiberace!" These writers are great! :D
Great show Jimmy never disappointed keep it up you guys 👍
JIMMY a despicable human, if he really is
@@ezcoinshopper5943 That's nice, dear.
@@plaidpanda okay groomer
@@MrGgabber You bet, incel.
@@plaidpanda LOL, you think that's worse 🤣🤣🤣
Windmills next to houses!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Hello Roberto how are you doing today?
Ok, so I live in Georgia. That bit at the end, was almost completely spot on!!!! I have lived here most of my life and I was laughing so hard! Listen, just know not ALL of us who live in Georgia think and feel with what was in the video. A good bit of us do like things such as, well facts lol. But man some people here do have a hard time with issues such as this and no matter how many concrete facts you put in front of them, they just can't get it! I send them over to Amber Ruffin's channel and repeat back to them their favorite phrase .... "Bless them"
As sad as it is I have an update from the last time I posted this. I walked into a hardware store and legitimately heard someone say that they know for a fact Walt Disney was cryogenically frozen to prevent him from dying from cancer. W....t....f. Georgia?! Smh
The real news: the first Amazon union!
"Scum and scummer." Boy, is that right.
"He was found 2 hours later wondering at the garden department at lowes" 🤣
This video showed up in my feed as "Scum and Scummier" w/ photos of Gaetz and Green. Kudos to the writer(s) responsible for that impressively applicable description which got me to immediately click over to this channel.
THEY used the wrong photo it was supposed to be O & J
@@ezcoinshopper5943 Sadly, there are so many people who could fit that very descriptive category.
Love how Jimmy always finds a way to bring his wife and kids into the show.
And trump
@@danschumacher5427 That's where the comedy comes in.
@@danschumacher5427 Trump does that all by himself.
So does Colbert, especially during the pandemic.
@@Tina-qp7py
I usually don't watch much TV. Kimmel is one of the few shows I try to watch as much as I can so I'll be checking colbert out more often too.
Thanks amiga.
Jimmy can't ever get more hypocritical and guilty. He needs to just give up.....And leave minors alone.
I miss Obama. tRump was nails on the chalk board, of the English language.
So you prefer mumbling Joe? Really?
Yes, REALLY!
@@mariekastler5391 lol, bet your bank account says different.
Obama belongs in prison, but he can get away with anything because of his black privilege.
God, isn't that the TRUTH, really...The Truth. For a guy that specializes in Verbal Dysentery for hours on end, he is SO Frackin' Inarticulate!