Pro-Russia Tucker Takes on Kimmel, George the Girl Scout Santos & Marjorie Taylor Greene "Attacked"
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.พ. 2023
- The CDC issued a warning identifying a “diarrhea superbug” and some guidelines to know if you have it, Tucker Carlson took aim at Jimmy after it was released that The Department of Energy believes with what they described as “low confidence” that COVID may have leaked from a lab in China, the idea that Jimmy would be accused of reading talking points from a foreign government would almost be funny coming from someone as loathsome and UnAmerican as Tucker, Rupert Murdoch acknowledged that Fox News hosts knowingly endorsed false stolen election claims and that they leaked confidential information about Biden’s campaign ads, Trump weighed in on the scandal on Truth Social, the Justice Department briefed the congressional “Gang of Eight” over the recent classified document situation, Marjorie Taylor Greene took to Twitter to talk about being “attacked” by an “insane woman,” freshman Congressman Andrew Ogles of Tennessee admitted that the international relations degree he received was actually a degree in “liberal studies,” and we check in with George Santos (Nelson Franklin) to see what he’s up to.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is complaining about getting yelled at... She is literally on video yelling at congress people through their mail slots...
She yelled while the president was giving a speech 😂😂😂 what an adult thing to do
And she accosts survivors of school shootings.
Attacked a red flag law activist
The funniest was when the Guam national guard turned up with milk and cookies to remind her that they were Americans.
Speaking of toxic diarrhea bugs...poster child
I don't recall ever seeing a 3 minute continuous moving shot sketch in a late night monologue, world record!
How is this reality? My heart hurts for my country
I know It’s a joke!!
@@s_.777 and..its still a joke??Kremlins doll..
That George Santos thing at the end had me rolling on the floor lol
That was the best George Santos skit on any late night show by far.
Fully agree with you!! 👍🏽 😂😂
It just kept getting crazier and crazier. It feels just like the real Santos Saga.
Yeah that guy is off the chain awesome.
Completely agree! It took me a second to realize that wasn’t really George Santos. (Or whatever his real name is)
Best Santos impersonation and skit I’ve ever seen. 🤣😂😅
agreed!
The Santos skit was brilliant, the highlight being the take off on Back to the Future. Fabulous writers. Thank them.
I found the trade up involving the puppy was the funniest bit.
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
Plus that was a sweet BMW airhead bike.
My personal favorite was when he buys the puppy from the Amish guy with a fidget spinner 🤣🤣
Never laughed so hard..brilliant 😂😂😂
Nelson Franklin as George Santos is one of my new favorite things! 😂
The George Santos skit was comedy gold! Thanks Jimmy K, you made me laugh today as well. God bless. 😆
I'm a Colbert fan..but Kimmel p1sses off TRE45ON
Jimmy, the Santos skit was brilliant 👏 👌! Your monologs always make me laugh!
"Best George Santos Skit" will become the most coveted Emmy 🤣
A Kodak moment!
Nelson Franklin is hilarious. His was stellar on "New Girl" if you ever have a chance to watch it 😂
From diarrhea to Tucker, the smoothest transition ever.
i saw that coming from 150miles away not even tucker supporter but this dude has some really delayed bad timing
couldn't tell where one ended and the next started :)
The man can segue.
I think you mean the "lumpiest" transition ever. ;)
That movement was smooth af 😎
That G Santos guy is spot on. Jimmy always gets the best to do impersonations
"George Santos" was amazing !!
The Santos skit was comedy gold!
It was great!
"Did you just buy a puppy from an Amish person with a fidget spinner?"
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
i agree. hes not a fun ruiner... but hes got the IRS superbug. I heard it crawls in your brain (Via ear injection) and he diarrhea dumps all over your mouth!
dookie!
like this comment.
Shout out to the guy riding the sidecar rig at the end. That was a classy exit turn under a lot of power. Harder than it looks.
Yes! thru the trashcans and into the alley with a sidecar wheww
Fantastic! The George Santos skit deserves an Emmy award for outstanding comedy writing, and comedy performance. It was truly brilliant.
That Santos impression was worthy of an SNL opening.
Yes it was.
Tucker, Marjorie, and their ilk all need to pack up and move to Russia.
There may not be a "Russia" to move to soon
And, obviously, you should move to China. I bet you still think Trump created the virus, and not China.
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
Why? putin's paying them to work here in the USA, not at "home".
@@smartlucker4011 Keeping my fingers crossed. hope brave Moskovites remove that devil putin
"Meatball", the drag queen doing their best George Santos impression, had me laughing insanely loud. THAT was a fierce performance that was far too short. I think I may do some research to find the entire bit.
(Ad on) The George Santos's impressionist at the end was hilarious as well. I'm hoping he's going back to 1988 to make sure his parents do NOT meet.
Meatball's full performance is ABSOLUTELY worth finding online!
Love how MTG didn't need any description- Being herself was bad enough.
Love Jimmy. We have to laugh or wed be too pissed off about the poltitics. They just give him more and more every night. He is funny.
Jimmy is definitely on the list.
Tucker is at the top of the list. It's hard to read though, being written in Russian.
"people who have different opinions can't be respected anymore" coming from the woman calling for a "national divorce"
I think Georgia should allow her a divorce... but she doesn't get the house this time.
Poor thing, she’s such an innocent victim 😢
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
And yet she has the gall to call us unpatriotic
@@ElenaBonbon Sucks, I'm 0% Ethan.😟
We had people in the CDC in China. Trump pulled them out.
🎯 He actually defunded their department, which forced them (and other scientists from around the globe) to return home. Leaving containment security protocols at a gravely higher risk. This is why they call it "Trump's Virus."
We do love smaller government. This is the sole policy of the Republicans. The rest are Heil Christian Nationalism
Yeah, I never understood why no one wanted to mention how Trump dismantled our surveillance team that would test wet markets like the one in Wuhan. Evidence of the virus was sampled there. No it’s from a very controlled environment where people shower three times before they can leave a building.? Plus, US virologists also work with and collaborate with virologists at this lab. If it sounds like it could be a movie narrative, it must be reality! Lol
China helping Russia now. What can the USA do? Sanctions? 😂😂😂
How I've wished his parents would have pulled out.
7:00 Excellent smell joke! Kudos to Kimmel's writers. His monologues are getting better and better
This aged pretty well.
The best George Santos ever! And the best night show. Love you!!!
The Santos skit was great comedy!
My stomach is hurting really. I really have his show on my bucket list. I am going to see him in person.
Jimmy’s shows are the best.👍👍👍👍👍
Thank you, tucker, I couldn't have seen and read a greater confession.
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
Dump is Tucker's mentor I think.
Tucker’s parents wanted to start his name with F, but settled for T.
Lol 😆. Nice one!
The rest of us still substitute the F.
They new he wasn't gonna worth the other half a pen stroke on the form 🚮
I thought they wanted his middle name to start with a F following his Pencian first name, Mother??
🤣🤣🤣👏👏
The guy imitating George Santos is the best one I’ve seen so far. 👏🏼😂
Ok that was actually one of the best skits I've seen in a while. Comedy gold!
Marj not only screamed at the President... she screamed at survivors of school shootings.
Really tacky
SHE'S A certified TRIPPLE-A Nut BUCKET !! - you can't make that stuff up.
I'm fairly well convinced that she has a "logic" which is fairly uniquely (🙏🙏🙏one like hers should be more than enough)all her own; after all who else is it that consults with aliens from outer space on decisions concerning major issues???
@@stevekluesner4430 jewish lasers.
The George Santos skit was brilliant. Just the sort of upstanding, honest, trustworthy, conscientious, moral, dependable guy you would want as a congressman ... In a third-rate Banana Republic. Why is he still there?
I love George Santos!!! He's the Republican's Republican! They should put him in charge of the RNC!
Amazing long-take continuum of chaos. People don't even try that anymore, it's a lost art.
THIS!!
@@ProfClaudeBalls🤯
That Santos bit was gold!
George Santos skit is funny as hell. Keep up the great work.😂
Did you ever think we’d come to this level of insanity Jimmy? Your Santos guy is hilarious. Thanks.
It sure is taking us a long time to hit bottom. We must have been high up at one point.
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
-- so that wasn't Santos? Could have fooled me. Will the real George Santos, please stand up...
@Seymour Butts We were looking *up* at the bottom in 2019. _This_ is freefall into the bottomless abyss, ain't nothing but clouds below, if the last half decade plus has proved anything to me, it's that there's always a _new_ bottom, ergo, afaic, there isn't one.
He's not going to read your comment lol
I love how he flips the table again after she has it all cleaned up. Hahahahahahah
That part got me too.😂😂😂
Thank you for the truth from Ukraine 🇺🇦
This aged well.
MTG being attacked is like Gulianni being tapped in the back.
Yes! extremely delusional
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
Oh my God! I forgot about that!
Ok, all laughing and jokes aside, I'm actually very impressed by Guillermo's tumble. From one big guy to another, that was impressive. I know damn well that if I tried something like that I'd hurt myself! XD
He’s pretty low to the ground. But impressive none the less!
I was thinking the same thing! He's built solid, but he went for that fall with no fear when a lot of weighty guys would hesitate.
I'm glad he was just drunk. He had me worried there for a second.
There was a mat on the ground dude
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
Tucker Carson highest rated prime time news show on TV..Drop the mic🎤
Nostrovia SLAVA UKRAINE AMEN Stay Strong survive !!! Philadelphia USA 🇺🇲☦️🙏😇❤️
I feel we all have to find our inner drag queen... Even though I am a straight female...so what it's fun in your locked bedroom with the curtains closed in the door locked. Absolutely no cell phone.
I'm still laughing over the President Karen joke!!!😂
Barack Obama: First Black POTUS
Donald Trump: First Clown POTUS
That George Santos skit and the actor are so good, that it's almost like it could work as the main character in a real movie or tv show 😂🤣
I lost it at the table flip 😂
@@wddilly8488 the best part is when he went back and flipped it again lmao
Yeah.' Jimmy Jones and Peoples Temple' would be a good name for it.
Deserves an Emmy. A dozen things could've gone wrong, the doggy hand-off, barreling through trash-cans, tripping over the tube-men, etc.
What skit. That is the "real" George Santos
Jimmy you are too funny bruh!
Yay Meatball! Love her!
That George guy was brilliant 🤣😅😆 top shelf 5- 🌟
I never imagined I'd ever hear the classic diarrhea song on national tv. I commend you and your writers for digging deep
When you're swinging in the tress and it's flinging in the breeze , diarrhea, shh, shh, diarrhea, shh,shh.
Johnny Carson had a guy on singing a similar song about "shaving cream" in the late 70s-early 80s. Also, the boy sings some of this one in the beginning of the movie "Parenthood".
The song has probably been on lots of shows back then. It was the days before any actual curse words were allowed.
The diarrhea shtick came directly from Ron Howard's character's son in his movie 'Parenthood' with Steve Martin. Hysterical with a stellar cast.
The Santos piece was absolutely great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
What a savage opening monologue
Great job Jimmy 🤣😂😆😁
the second Girl Scout cookie table flip was it for me😂
I’ve been a lifelong democrat, and even I know how out of contacts those tucker Carlson clips were and how right he has been about Russia and Covid. I miss being a jimmy Kimmel fan , That said I understand drawing and Quartering people now
Tucker is a Putin l'apogée.
Jimmy's marketing team needs to upload the George Santos skit by itself. It's comedy gold and millions more will watch it
Props to the folks who wrote and choreographed that Santos skit! And to the camera operator!
And to Nelson Franklin, who has again walked through a Santos sketch so smoothly he makes it look easy.
Everyone else has given up on making fun of Santos... this was an absolute blast.
Marge was lucky that the woman who "attacked" her wasn't carrying the national gun.
Tucker speaks the truth
A out a year later and Tucker is literally going to Moscow to play softball junior journalist with Putin.
You nailed it Jimmy!
Greene was “attacked”, like the time she claimed she was Swatted? Always playing the victim, it’s hard to believe her.
Typical f'ing christian.
She's a blight on humanity.
@@vinnythornton2930 what about AOC?
@@katatonikone6232 lives rent free...in his tiny brainwashed head !
Vinny is a marjorie fan?
How can you accuse poor Tuckero Rose of being a foreign asset?
🤣🤣🤣Tuckero Rose... Good one!
The skit’s on your show are hilarious they’re getting funnier every day. My husband asked me why do you watch jimmy Kimmel all the time, I said jimmy makes me laugh and all you do is aggravate me so stop aggravating me,Make me laugh and I will stop seeing him . 😉
Thank you Jimmy…. I appreciate your show.
Jimmy's Santos and Pillow-guy impersonators are golden! 🤣
Santos bit, and My Pillow Guy bits are the best in the business.
Guillermo falling was also pure gold.
Great segment.
I really wish Putin had kept Tucker Carson. They could have been BFF’s just like Donnie & Putin. The skits with George Santos even the Meatball one was great & was like real life with the real George, Thank you all. Way to go Jimmy!!! 😂😂😂
It’s amazing how the truth is driving people crazy.
The truth shall set you free !😉😁😆
Kimmel took me all the way back to elementary school with that diarrhea song😅
LoL!!! Same here!! I'm 55 and STILL laughed at it. Poop and all it's iterations has a way of bringing out the kid in all of us. 💩
Still don’t know if Guillermo falling was a skit or not lol 😅😂
it was a jump😂
Jimmy Kimmel love Ukraine more then Palestine because it like 90% Caucasian nation. Yikes! 😬🤮😂😂
😂😂😂
Love watching this show always have some great laughs
Nobody communicates just how flat out tired we are of it all quite like Kimmel. Please keep the gloves off until these people go away.
I'm surprised I haven't seen that picture of MTG shouting in Congress as a meme. It says everything about her.
it should be her campagne photo.
@Peephole People thanks!!!!
Looks like mr.ed in tge old tv show
With Biden as the cat? It's all over the place.
jewish space lasers started wildfires in California ~ Marjorie Taylor Greene the very sane person.
Keeps slaying these anti-American fascist Republicans nightly Jimmy, you and Guillermo are the best. ❤
- I wonder if any of those Christmas ornaments Tucker had 'tucked away' down there had any sharp edges?
I had that bug - diarrhea & vomiting simultaneously. It wasn’t fun.
That looks like a Russian Ural sidecar outfit to me. Appropriate for George to escape on.
Remember when GOP senators spent July 4th partying in Russia? America first? Yeah right
I remember when orangeman let his handlers give him the memo in the oval office.
Someone should find that angel of a woman that "yelled" at MTG and f*****n pay her
So people should go up to people they disagree with and yell at them. So people that disagree with the concept of transvestitism should go yell at transvestites. Okay got it
The Santos skit really killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣📺🤣🤣🤣🤣📺📺📺📺📺
Amazing that George Santos agreed to get on your show.
If you're sitting with your honey, and you're feeling something runny, diarrhea.
MTG claims a woman and adult son attacked her in a restaurant. Yet, not a single customer or employee videoed it nor has anyone come forward and said "You should have seen what happened to MTG at a very busy restaurant . I would suspect this restaurant had security cameras yet, nothing
Well, if it is true, the one who attaced MTG had a valid reason for it, I am sure.
Great show!👍🇺🇸
That bit with "George Santos" was so, so funny [with action sequences, a child actor, a dog, and stunt motorcycle riding].
I can see confusing Diarrhea with Tucker...they look alike and both really stink. LOVED the Santos skit!!!
Why he sounds soooooo butt hurt when he is talking? Poor Jimmy 😂😂😂😂
Omfg I just laughed so hard my face hurts. Jimmy Kimmel is awesome.....the Santos bit.....comedy gold
The (brilliant) actor who did the Santos character is eerily similar in every way to the real thing; uncanny!
But then again it's not that hard to impersonate George Santos. Just pose like basically anyone, make up anything and claim you're being him. Not to say it was a bad skit, it was actually a good skit haha
Brilliant segue, “…speaking of diarrhoea, Tucker Carlson…” 😂🤣😅
brilliant job . This guy was better than George Santos Himself.
OMG I love you Jimmy Kimmel. I didn’t know anything about you until this last year. You are one funny guy and you have a crack up team. 79 year old grandma
You were born in 1944? Wow. You must have seen everything.
@@RedSpicyFeast1010 I have seen a lot that’s for sure.
“Meatball Ron” is also DeSantis’ nickname!
Every time MTG is seen in public everyone around her should just yell SHAME at her. Don't stop, let her hear it.
And follow her yelling Shame!
What people need to do is call animal control on that unidentifiable hideous mangy beast because he's clearly rabid and on anabolic steroids. That makes mtg all the more dangerous. Plus he's not neutered either.
No way she will travel any where blue.
@@arlojohnson8396 Even red states have pockets of blue. Especially in the larger cities.
@@joesgotya9930 oh yeah, Nashville and Memphis are all those things here, you nailed it.
Moron.....🙄
mr jimmy kimmel i send you big greetings from kingdom of morocco here you are one of our favourite funny clowns we ever watch from america thank you for showing us light
The Santos skit was awesome , you did it again Jimmy . Hilarious.
I think MTG was describing what she saw in the restroom mirror when she talks of the screaming, disrespecting people! That woman is bat-sh*t crazy!
She’s such a hypocrite I can’t believe she had the nerve to say that sh!t
You people are really sick of you don’t see how bad things are under this current administration. Keep drinking the kool-aid
trumps kind of people .
Kimmels George Santos vs Kimmels My Pillow Guy is the battle we all need.
I love your Santos
Great job Mr Franklin
Thank you Jimmy for pointing out the truth and taking on Faux Fox