Matt Gaetz is So Toxic, Even Trump Won’t Meet with Him

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 เม.ย. 2021
  • School re-opened for many kids in Los Angeles today, UFO sightings have skyrocketed during the pandemic, Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz made an appearance for the “Save America” Summit and was denied a meeting with Trump, Donny trashed Mitch McConnell and wants credit for the vaccine, multiple citizens from Cincinnati called 911 claiming they saw monkeys on the loose, and Jimmy and Guillermo met up with U.S. Olympian Allen James to learn how to racewalk.
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  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Apparently Gaetz misunderstood when someone told him that Venmo was for "minor purchases."

  • @Alex-ub7ew
    @Alex-ub7ew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Jimmy always makes my day. ❤

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your life that pathetic?

    • @bertbertsson6094
      @bertbertsson6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@landahans227 yeah, shame on that guy for having something to look forward to in these dark times...

  • @GraphicdesignforFree
    @GraphicdesignforFree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    ''Matt Gaetz was like the son Donald Trump never had. _Now_ he's getting treated like the sons he _does_ have'' 🤣🤣🤣

    • @denierdev9723
      @denierdev9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Biden has left the chat*

    • @onedayatatime1494
      @onedayatatime1494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If only don Jr and Eric can get exposed for the frauds they actually are then the world can become a better place ...

    • @whitehartlane7240
      @whitehartlane7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@onedayatatime1494 Surely you're mixing them up with Hunter? You've never seen his videos on GNews? Never heard of Tony Bobulinksi???

    • @richardpierpoint3006
      @richardpierpoint3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@whitehartlane7240 Jog-on, arsehole - muchas gracias, KKKretin...

    • @whitehartlane7240
      @whitehartlane7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardpierpoint3006 I know Richard. I make a fact based criticism. You're emotionally triggered and try to write a child like insult. See how this works? Poor lad.

  • @limericksfinest4680
    @limericksfinest4680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Jeez when the guy who has the hots for his own daughter won't meet with you it's really game over.

    • @scottloveless9405
      @scottloveless9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just saw on the news that this was all a lie and Trump never refused to meet with Gaetz.

    • @nikkimcdonald4562
      @nikkimcdonald4562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@scottloveless9405 LMAO

    • @scottloveless9405
      @scottloveless9405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikkimcdonald4562 why, you don't believe it's true?

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't really think a meeting, or lack of meeting, says anything about his character one way or another. #45 is really only good at one thing, and that's looking out for #45. If you're toxic in the eyes of public opinion, he'll abandon you faster than you can say "covfefe", regardless of anything else. He's a lot of things, and "loyal" is not one of them.

    • @nancykumar5678
      @nancykumar5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @sebastianlaso8346
    @sebastianlaso8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    best way to end my night watching Jimmy

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂 dummy

    • @keflalssj
      @keflalssj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Congrats he liked your comment

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keflalssj you actually think its him.. such an idiot 😂

    • @Lost-mb1gj
      @Lost-mb1gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@landahans227 Cant tell if you’re a 7 year old kid or a 70 year old lady 😳😳

  • @addamg.3647
    @addamg.3647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Fun fact: That is how my mom drops me off everyday at school. Except she says "don't do drugs unless you're sharing". Such a great mother.

    • @sophiophile
      @sophiophile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Sharing is caring!

    • @ellawoods4020
      @ellawoods4020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funny,but I hope you're kidding

    • @BioniqBob
      @BioniqBob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@SterlingBrett Mom?

    • @jlbueno0611
      @jlbueno0611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I already like your mom ,and i dont even know her.

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lemmy (RIP) told *his* son not to do coke, because it's a waste of money; crank lasts far longer. He was right, but back before you were born, it wasn't the crap they're flogging now. Annnnd I love your Mum.

  • @darylwilliams7883
    @darylwilliams7883 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know Jimmy is good when someone who doesn't even live in your country would never miss his videos. LOL!

    • @anthonydebski5814
      @anthonydebski5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TOTALLY excellent to actually SEE opposition to the 'conservative' narratives!!!!

    • @darylwilliams7883
      @darylwilliams7883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anthonydebski5814
      Yep. They're so dominant right now.

  • @tolbaszy8067
    @tolbaszy8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Trump was worried Gaetz would be wearing a wire.

  • @andrewlockwood6102
    @andrewlockwood6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    A poll was recently conducted, and 4 out of 5 high school girls from Florida said that they would definitely NOT ever date Matt Gaetz again ... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @joanne4758
      @joanne4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Damone DFull credit to the High School Students - I took no interest in politics & representatives until I was eligible to vote.

    • @cetti4405
      @cetti4405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scary. That should have been 6 out of 5!😁

    • @andrewlockwood6102
      @andrewlockwood6102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sheesh! When you have to explain a joke to the MAGA F-wits, well, it gets kinda tedious ... Then again, I guess you have to explain EVERYTHING to those losers ... Mmmn, let's see, Democracy, the Constitution, Voting, Bleach, Fauci, Math, Gun Control, breathe-in, breathe-out. IDK where to start ...

    • @DarthHadeous
      @DarthHadeous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewlockwood6102 Go Blues!

    • @WhattEvery
      @WhattEvery 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "...NOT ever date Matt Gaetz again...". Again?

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

    If you ever feel like things aren't going well or that you'll never get the things you want in life, just remember that Matt Gaetz didn't have a high school girlfriend until he was 38 years old.

  • @joevuzekaz2030
    @joevuzekaz2030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Matt Gaetz has nothing to worry about,he can become a white evangelical preacher and make millions in a couple of years,he got the looks and the rap.

    • @punkanellylovejoy702
      @punkanellylovejoy702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dahn sorry sweetie but everyone knows that any info coming from the right is straight up conspiracy. You apparently believe in conspiracy so much that you got rid of true republican Liz Cheney and embraced conspiracy nut Marjorie Greene. Sorry kook, nothing you say has any credibility whatsoever

    • @anthonyjohnson5094
      @anthonyjohnson5094 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aa

  • @longlivedemocracy756
    @longlivedemocracy756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I seriously laughed til I cried at the beginning of the monologue when the parent dumped her child out of the car. Funny stuff, Jimmy!

  • @allied4927
    @allied4927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thanks to you Mr. Jimmy Kimmel, and the Jimmy Kimmel Live! and staff. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!

  • @racheldollton
    @racheldollton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    10:19 "That's how I walk when I really have to use the bathroom." LOL

  • @luckylambdin8269
    @luckylambdin8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely love the way the entire GOP is crumbling into dust before our very eyes.....

    • @loditx7706
      @loditx7706 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s now 2022 and they’re still around and still nuts.

  • @VangeliRock
    @VangeliRock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "He's 38 yrs old and never kissed a girl".....that he didn't pay.

    • @nancykumar5678
      @nancykumar5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @CB-zt6qs
      @CB-zt6qs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clearly you're a Hip fan from Ontario.

  • @MarmadukeTheCat19XX
    @MarmadukeTheCat19XX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I love Guillermo... he’s such a good sport and always cracks me up 😆💕

    • @asktoseducemiss434
      @asktoseducemiss434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guillermo is such a good sport and so funny too.

  • @seanmcseanson
    @seanmcseanson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Waited all weekend for this.

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s pathetic af 😢

    • @vnessa1607
      @vnessa1607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meeee tooo! I always look forward to Monday nights.

    • @Karrikua
      @Karrikua 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landahans227 Please restrain yourself from the unnecessary criticism. It can be a figure of speech. Also a lot of people can relate to this as we are still in the middle of a pandemic.

    • @mcjs8640
      @mcjs8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landahans227 You really need therapy if you choose to spend your time making multiple negative replies to people's comments. I feel sorry for you.

  • @jamesmason7979
    @jamesmason7979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've been dropped off like that. Kinda. Except my mom dropped me off across the street from the school.
    She even did it to my uncle once. He grumbled about not having time to put on a parachute.

  • @wineberryred
    @wineberryred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Trump reminds me of a guy in his 60's still talking about how great he played football in high school.

    • @itslogman9695
      @itslogman9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love how you guys still talk about trump when he’s out of office

    • @ryanmcphee8451
      @ryanmcphee8451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@itslogman9695 yous still worship him out of office plus he has a bunch of indictments coming down so he's in the news. Tax evasion racketeering and sedition . I love the u.s it's my favorite reality show . The good guys won this season but the next season starts 2024 so we ll see

    • @itslogman9695
      @itslogman9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanmcphee8451 nah I don’t worship him stop generalizing... plus there’s no clear evidence yet on the taxes

    • @rachelk4805
      @rachelk4805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@itslogman9695 We talk about a lot of useless old men who are no longer gainfully employed. Don't think your weird golden cow is that special.

    • @itslogman9695
      @itslogman9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rachelk4805 y’all are just obsessed with trump especially talk show hosts like Kimmel

  • @jibrilhersi2917
    @jibrilhersi2917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    there it is again jimmy Kimmel hits us with the laughter we were waiting for woooh jimmy

    • @keflalssj
      @keflalssj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow your comment got a like

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s pathetic 😂

  • @waqasbajwa3006
    @waqasbajwa3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Its like walking with something wrong 😂😂😂

  • @pelongarza3764
    @pelongarza3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Matt gatez looks like a super villain that only got 4 hours of sleep last night

    • @jamescampbell9236
      @jamescampbell9236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like a dark haired Syndrome from the Incredibles

    • @mikecrowe4926
      @mikecrowe4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      All about looks, huh? What do you look like, a Supreme Court Justice? A Guy who walks on water? Regressives define everything, even public policy such as federal aid to farmers, based on how they look. I can't think of a better way to divide America.

    • @richardpierpoint3006
      @richardpierpoint3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mikecrowe4926 Shut up, Karen - many thanks!

    • @pelongarza3764
      @pelongarza3764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mikecrowe4926 first of all yes I can walk on water if it’s a 1 inch puddle and learn how to take a joke man

    • @mikecrowe4926
      @mikecrowe4926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardpierpoint3006 Life gets tough when Regressives must defend their positions. I can understand your emotional reaction. That's what the AOC/Pelosi/Kamala crew offer.

  • @edwardfletcher7790
    @edwardfletcher7790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wow that guy training Jimmy had the bandiest legs I've ever seen & Guillermo has the shortest.

  • @KNR90
    @KNR90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    As a teacher I'm loving parents that are struggling to get their kids to be productive. Now you can imagine what its like having 30 of them at a time.

    • @phyllisirwin5660
      @phyllisirwin5660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Plus they don't all spk English/American. Druggie babies make me cry plus how poor r schools r, especially in poor neighborhoods.

    • @mikeneeley1284
      @mikeneeley1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Alyson H okay Karen 😂😂😂

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Don’t listen to the trolls. You’re doing a great job, Kris; we appreciate it.

    • @hollyr.1139
      @hollyr.1139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Alyson H wrote: "And parents have their children all the time you only teach them 180 days for 8 hours." Ah, teachers, don't you WISH that's how little you worked? Your best-kept secrets are all the paperwork you do from 4-10 p.m. M-F and on weekends and all the in-service, certification and prep work you do in the summer and on school breaks.

    • @rickiesmith413
      @rickiesmith413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Alyson H 😂😂😂😂😂 we think you’re crazy. That little speech did nothing. Lol. You lost and Kris won. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anitasmith4559
    @anitasmith4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Look, America, when you pay for a crime don't use accounts that can be traced back to you.

  • @exessex3522
    @exessex3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gaetz is certainly giving Ted Cruz some competition in the Most Obnoxious Sleazeball section of the GOP. One wonders what kind of image the Republicans are aiming for here?

  • @paolopoempel3048
    @paolopoempel3048 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm deeply convinced that Liberace would have been a much more sane president than Mr. T.

  • @doxydoxdelamanca9902
    @doxydoxdelamanca9902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This is like: "Look! There's a UFO. Go get me the worst camera there is to capture it!"

    • @hatorihanso1238
      @hatorihanso1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You want me to get the potato cam?

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the Alien tech man, they can't be captured with good quality cameras.

    • @christophermiller3031
      @christophermiller3031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@falcovg2 just like those darn ghosts

    • @falcovg2
      @falcovg2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@christophermiller3031 Problem with filming ghosts is that often they haven't kept up with their family relations after dying so they only come out to be filmed as long as they are unrecognizable.
      The only thing you can film with an HD cam are interdimensional plasma beings, as long as your lens has some water droplets on it and you're filming a light source that is.

    • @nickwallette6201
      @nickwallette6201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I always keep a Logitech Fotoman on-hand just for emergencies like this, with a Game Boy Camera as a back-up.

  • @davidcarbone3385
    @davidcarbone3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Listening to Matt Gaetz is a lot like listening to Brett kavanaugh..they sound almost exactly the same and say almost exactly the same things.

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best SNL skit ever ... Matt Damon as Brett Kavanaugh at the hearing.

  • @TommyGetTheBag
    @TommyGetTheBag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just love Jimmy Kimmel. I love that he cracks up at all of the stupid people in the news and these people give him plenty of comedic material to work with ! He makes it so easy to laugh out loud even though people look at me like I'm crazy. My favorite host. Keep it up Jimmy😉😉

  • @SFGDCORP
    @SFGDCORP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Ha Jimmy and Guillermo look like "The Mario Bros" on the track 😂

  • @melancholygirl840
    @melancholygirl840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When I'm feeling blue all I have to do is laugh along with you Jimmy Kimmel!!! Love you!

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was pathetic 😂 go to sleep

  • @leroybullied7705
    @leroybullied7705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Guillermo is such a good sport and so funny too.

  • @tomgardner8825
    @tomgardner8825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    From the house of representatives to prison. Gotta love it . . .

  • @sonandsanford4963
    @sonandsanford4963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I haven't read all the comments yet... but.... anybody mentioned the tan suit?
    I mean.... fox, where you at?

  • @rocketrod4191
    @rocketrod4191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Believe it or NOT; I totally enjoyed my sons BEING homeschooled, cause we're from Baltimore and it was refreshing that I didn't have to worry!!!

    • @valeriag9443
      @valeriag9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not trying to be rude at all but what is it about Baltimore that makes you worry? My guess is school shootings but I’m seriously not sure, but also same I’m glad I didn’t have to go to school and that my sisters didn’t either

    • @rocketrod4191
      @rocketrod4191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@valeriag9443 we worry about walking down or up the street without getting shot, so it doesn't makes the schools, it makes are neighborhoods.

    • @valeriag9443
      @valeriag9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rocketrod4191 oooh ok thank you for explaining and I’m so sorry that happens a lot there

    • @MLDEG45
      @MLDEG45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof Baltimore

    • @thebeav111
      @thebeav111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Valeria needs to watch the Wire lol

  • @FeelinTangerine
    @FeelinTangerine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hey. That was filmed at my old high school: Hollywood High school. School colors are red & white. U can see the mural of Rudolph Valentino on the back of the auditorium as the "sheik" from the silent film of the same name. The football team is named the Sheiks. Great memories. thanks Jimmy & Guillermo !!

  • @colleenforrest7936
    @colleenforrest7936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I heard about racewalking when I was 12 and started trying it on my own. The skill got me through the halls of high school when running wasn't allowed :)

  • @aussiedave1248
    @aussiedave1248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My God he is wearing a tan suit.
    Didn't Obama get criticised by the Republicans jerks for wearing a tan suit while making a speech.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Let this be a lesson to anyone that sells their soul to Trump.

    • @surge208
      @surge208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And yet, as always, it won’t be.

    • @MrBlaktoe
      @MrBlaktoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GOPigs don't learn lessons. If they did they wouldn't have to cheat to win.

    • @tronmichael1176
      @tronmichael1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rent free

    • @tronmichael1176
      @tronmichael1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brian Mull rent free. Don’t even like trump but u maniacs can’t stop talking about him. He lost he left office. It’s trump derangement syndrome

  • @adamgardiner5869
    @adamgardiner5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Was never a superfan of Kimmels show, but the writing / delivery has been on fire recently. Loving it !

    • @joseflores8282
      @joseflores8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are a zero in the human race.

    • @richardpierpoint3006
      @richardpierpoint3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joseflores8282 Jog-on, arsehole - muchas gracias, amiga!

  • @MultiMolly21
    @MultiMolly21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dropping the kid off at what they hope is his school....Jimmy's little offside productions are so well done, a good belly laugh to start the day.

  • @JellyBean-lo4sl
    @JellyBean-lo4sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If poindexter is gaetz's spokes"man", it shows a pattern of his attraction to children.

  • @gljm
    @gljm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    When Gaetz takes his date to a "Fancy" restaurant he always has to remind her to leave her tricycle outside.

    • @BioniqBob
      @BioniqBob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are saying his dates are not too swift?

    • @JosieJOK
      @JosieJOK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nah, he always has to order her a Happy Meal!

    • @tsubadaikhan6332
      @tsubadaikhan6332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't realize he also dated 70 year olds with Harleys...

    • @agoradnal1543
      @agoradnal1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He takes a different niece every week

    • @michaelbrinkers1145
      @michaelbrinkers1145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "But I'm only 15 years old....
      ....Don't wanna see your ID." (Rolling Stones, "Stray Cat Blues")

  • @amapolaoxytocin1432
    @amapolaoxytocin1432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I absolutely LOVE How Supportive Guillermo is to Jimmy!! 🤗 his proud elbow bump @ 14:05 & "Wow, Good Yob" was so sincere💛💛💛 Their friendship legit makes mee really happy 💛💛💛

  • @paulbaratta1566
    @paulbaratta1566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No...they’re comin for you...🤣🤣🤣 laughed out lowd

  • @teresas8173
    @teresas8173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Guillermo looked so cute with his wiggly hips speed walking in his shorts. Sort of like a very fast walking cha- cha -cha. Honestly I thought Jimmy looked and did quite well. ... as did Guillermo.

  • @livetime5815
    @livetime5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Matt, don't you know that you're toxic?
    And I hate what you do
    Don't you know that you're toxic?"

    • @Phomyath
      @Phomyath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha, you are right

    • @2fabalwayz83
      @2fabalwayz83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      YASSSSS...brining in a little Brittany 🤣🤣😜

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    God was so impressed with Guillermo's form, he parted the clouds.

    • @daveroche6522
      @daveroche6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sure it wasn't them there 'space lasers'?

  • @enixword2637
    @enixword2637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Didn’t Tucker Carlson already told him “I don’t know what you’re talking about “. Why does he keep insisting they are coming for us and not him?? 😂😂😂

    • @nancykumar5678
      @nancykumar5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jairoreyes3844
      @jairoreyes3844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How this freaks are in the govermemt. Hanging high now

  • @jessicagrace625
    @jessicagrace625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of your best!

  • @RomansDowntime
    @RomansDowntime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Jimmy kimmel has one of those infectious laughs that makes you laugh

  • @eldajackson1
    @eldajackson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The race walker fellow is insanely bow-legged. My knees hurt watching him.

    • @404_profile_not_found
      @404_profile_not_found 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its the first time I've seen someone alive with rickets

    • @hazelanderson1479
      @hazelanderson1479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder where he left his horse.

    • @judymurray191
      @judymurray191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn’t want to be unkind but I was wondering if having bow-legs was an advantage for race walking.

    • @Snakelady-
      @Snakelady- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @eldajackson1
      @eldajackson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@judymurray191 I, too, wasn't meaning to be unkind. They just looked positively painful.

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent job Jimmy and Guillermo excellent job👍👍👍

    • @cryptoforex9365
      @cryptoforex9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you heard about foreign invest where you can earn big and work less

  • @LaSnob711
    @LaSnob711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was sooo funny! We've had 3 first days of school in Europe and each one was a relief 😄

  • @serious_in_seattle6917
    @serious_in_seattle6917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I was hoping they would do synchronized swimming. I would love to see Jimmy and Guillermo in a pool.

  • @monicahill9741
    @monicahill9741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The speed walking had me hysterical😂😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • @bluejay3945
    @bluejay3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Some one like Gaetz should refrain from saying “they’re coming for you!”

  • @angelabarton7589
    @angelabarton7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God Guillermo you are hysterical!

  • @moistpeanut5986
    @moistpeanut5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I wouldn’t get close to Matt Gaetz without my Geiger Counter

  • @carabiner7999
    @carabiner7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2:53 The guy who's on the T side of "Stop the Steal" has the stones to talk about baseless claims? That's rich, unlike most of us.

    • @whitehartlane7240
      @whitehartlane7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop The Steal? Follow the upcoming audits in Georgia and Arizona. Then let's talk.

  • @kublakhan1334
    @kublakhan1334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got disqualified from the walking race because my nose was running ! . 😂

  • @lesleyedgley8371
    @lesleyedgley8371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "U.F.O sightings have skyrocketed....." boom-tish!

  • @brantlambermont1657
    @brantlambermont1657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Cranston's speed walking on MITM was the best

    • @cryptoforex9365
      @cryptoforex9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you heard about foreign investment where you earn more and work less

  • @stephanielight4161
    @stephanielight4161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "Look out Mr. Potatohead. They're coming for you"

    • @guynorth3277
      @guynorth3277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who Pirro?

    • @smvanderlouw
      @smvanderlouw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@guynorth3277 huh?

    • @lekholokoelekotsoanamoloi9593
      @lekholokoelekotsoanamoloi9593 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They castrated him .

    • @druujenkins3857
      @druujenkins3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you ever read "The Boy Who Cries Wolf Before"?
      I only ask b/c you're still trusting the same people who told you the Orangeman was a Russian spy... FOR YEARS!!!

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@druujenkins3857 not a spy... a Russian asset.

  • @marydonohoe8200
    @marydonohoe8200 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Go, Guillermo!!! Arriba!!! The Olympics will be more fun than ever with these two. 😂🥰

  • @JDD___
    @JDD___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    jimmy keeping it real i appreciate that

  • @kelliethornton7986
    @kelliethornton7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Guillermo is the best part of the show 💖😂

    • @charlespatterson2258
      @charlespatterson2258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh you think so

    • @kelliethornton7986
      @kelliethornton7986 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlespatterson2258 yes. Kimmel is robotic.

    • @cryptoforex9365
      @cryptoforex9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you heard about foreign investment where you earn more and work less

  • @masterimbecile
    @masterimbecile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Please oh please will we ever get your daughter's intro to you quarantine version of the show again? That was truly a salve for lost souls.

    • @joseflores8282
      @joseflores8282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You people are all zombies.

    • @bobjob3632
      @bobjob3632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These girl singing was so up lifting!!!

    • @masterimbecile
      @masterimbecile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobjob3632 JIMMY! KIMMEL! WIFE! From his house!

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jimmy always makes me happy. He feels like a friend on the playground who stole the ball from me but gave such a cute smile that I let him take it.

  • @MsWheely
    @MsWheely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If ppl want 45 to take credit for January 6th. Tell him it was "the biggest crowd, period!" 🤣

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel 💘

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is this as crazy as it Gaetz..?

  • @PrydeWater901
    @PrydeWater901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jimmy: “Charles, can ya recreate those gorilla sounds for us?”
    Charles: “lemme pumma teef in...”

    • @cryptoforex9365
      @cryptoforex9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you heard about foreign invest where you earn big and work less

  • @kiereluurs1243
    @kiereluurs1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Repeated request: drop the SIDEKICK, it's EMBARRASSING.

  • @williamfoma3293
    @williamfoma3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Morning from the Philippines 😊👍🏾

  • @joshk.6246
    @joshk.6246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Guillermo's fanny pack was epic.

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Epic? A bit extreme with your word choice there

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To be fair it's not just parents who are desperate for their kids to return to school for much of each week. Do you really think those kids want yet another few month to be stuck at home with their parents away from friends?

  • @jonnyjackson6453
    @jonnyjackson6453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think that Mr. Nice guy may have made visit to Cincinnati

  • @cuccicucci4480
    @cuccicucci4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jimmy needs to practice his "Walk and Chew Gum" thingy😁

  • @TruthrConsequences
    @TruthrConsequences 3 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    "Matt Gaetz has never paid for sex." He has an app for that.

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, he has a “guy,” who he pays, who often pays for sex, in the same amount, within hours. The men of MENSA...

    • @TruthrConsequences
      @TruthrConsequences 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@markstevens1729 Sorta' like pepper-spraying an active duty lieutenant, following a traffic stop based on failure to observe a temp tag in his rear window, wouldn't qualify as police brutality, right?

    • @markstevens1729
      @markstevens1729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TruthrConsequences huh? I’ve referred your reply to the Commission on the Price of Tea in China, to see if they can find any relevance your comment may have to anything in their world.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Venmo _is_ an app for minor payments.

    • @TruthrConsequences
      @TruthrConsequences 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markstevens1729 I've really missed the pointless, improperly punctuated and capitalized banter of reactionary nitwits with smartphones. Please tell me more!

  • @patriciacrenshaw8030
    @patriciacrenshaw8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    We love you Jimmy

  • @paulinamokhothu-ogolla2031
    @paulinamokhothu-ogolla2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How come the UFO only show up in America.😂😂😂😂

  • @mariapdr3261
    @mariapdr3261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    God even Gaetz’s spokesman is underage

  • @ivybee347
    @ivybee347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Someone said Gaetz looks like the villain from the incredibles..... the boy who was upset with Mr. Incredible 🤣

    • @Baliane22
      @Baliane22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh so so so true!

    • @jackspringheel9963
      @jackspringheel9963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you ever see Gerry Anderson's "Thunderbirds"?

    • @ivybee347
      @ivybee347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackspringheel9963 No.

    • @cryptoforex9365
      @cryptoforex9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you heard about foreign trade platform where you can earn big and work less

    • @MCorpReview
      @MCorpReview 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Syndrome 🤠

  • @lonironi3754
    @lonironi3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those poor children, lost a year of education. Lost a year of fun with peers.
    Happy the kids are back to school. 😁

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one laughter in the audience sounds like a bird on weed.

  • @piconano
    @piconano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Gaetz will make his cellmate, a very happy husband.

    • @kimchiandquesofresco
      @kimchiandquesofresco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He'll probably get to pick his prison

    • @andrewf7483
      @andrewf7483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s now how commas work

    • @nickweber9539
      @nickweber9539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewf7483 Oh,,,,,really, is, that, so?

    • @upkarbassra1224
      @upkarbassra1224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimchiandquesofresco 😄😄😄😄😄

    • @stuartb3609
      @stuartb3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And he won’t have to pay for sex!

  • @stevenopolis3155
    @stevenopolis3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    He’s honestly really gross. I’m embarrassed for his mom.

    • @landahans227
      @landahans227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shut up, Steve...nobody cares how you feel, ya fairly.

    • @richardpierpoint3006
      @richardpierpoint3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landahans227 Once again, jog-on, arsehole - blagodaryu vas, KKKretin!

    • @BMDSD
      @BMDSD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landahans227 wtf are you trying to say? “Nobody cares what ya, fairly?” Are you trying to say what you’re actually saying which is “to be fair nobody cares” which is incorrect, bc people do care. He’s correct. However if you meant to leave out the comment ... that sentence is nonsensical. If you were trying to write “fairy”? Then your racism is equal to your bigotry, and the real .we don’t care” is you. We don’t care about you, or your idiotic attempts at insulting others.

  • @user-mi5xq8zj7u
    @user-mi5xq8zj7u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "It's like walking like something's wrong" hahaha yeah

  • @mervynstephens2808
    @mervynstephens2808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Forget the white hoods and KKK, America now has the biggest clan of Tin Foil Hats 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jacobdickson2473
    @jacobdickson2473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your awesome man

  • @silentqueue2344
    @silentqueue2344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Race walking may look funny but the best have serious pace. Mile world record is 5:31. Wow.

  • @alexdelaluna519
    @alexdelaluna519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Japan just announced they had dumped huge amount of radiation-polluted waste water into the Pacific... I'd suggest we shouldn't go to the Olympics... And furthermore, maybe we should boycott the event :////

  • @piconano
    @piconano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    We get visited by a new race of Aliens every once in a while.
    They come, they see, they leave asap.

    • @karlcarlsburg9641
      @karlcarlsburg9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ants were put here by aliens for us to learn from

    • @johnscott2849
      @johnscott2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I have no doubt of that. Pull back a couple thousand miles and watch the crap show for a while for laughs. Might even have space buoys warning everyone to stay away.

    • @blake4453
      @blake4453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@johnscott2849 Space bouys being the degree of seriousness aliens give to our race would explain the occasional UFO caught flying about.
      It's like a teenager on a jet ski going too fast in the no-wake zone trying to stir up trouble before jetting

    • @davidgray8089
      @davidgray8089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I bet those aliens use a lot of hand sanitizer when they get back on the ship.

    • @marisolaquino719
      @marisolaquino719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Someone once told me that Aliens 👽 drive by our planet 🌎 and locks all their doors and speeds by quickly

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Can't wait until he Gaetz indicted.

  • @hijodelaisla275
    @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Allen James is the most bow-legged person I've ever seen.

    • @margauxf4321
      @margauxf4321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Came here to say this. Is it a consequence of his walking??

    • @rebeccahowat-akacrazyautis7439
      @rebeccahowat-akacrazyautis7439 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wondered that as well.. is it the sport that made his legs like that??

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rebeccahowat-akacrazyautis7439 It doesn't slow him down, evidently.

  • @garyglenross2995
    @garyglenross2995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Olympic speed walker has developed bowed legs, which gives him an aerodynamic advantage, I think.

  • @gljm
    @gljm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Gaetz: "I thought that Trump would support me" Voices from Under the Bus : "Groans", "What a fool" , "Where's he been the last four years" "Etc.".