I Learned How to Dress Like An Alpha Male

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  • @katelyncummins1690
    @katelyncummins1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7204

    This gives me “I know women better than women know women” energy

    • @Ariana-yl3ww
      @Ariana-yl3ww 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      u mean fEaMaLeS

    • @socks5616
      @socks5616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      @@Ariana-yl3ww Imagine if women just went around calling men „males“ 💀 like bruhh why dont men just say women

    • @hana.0.
      @hana.0. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@Ariana-yl3ww ...pardon😀

    • @stepbro4028
      @stepbro4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@Ariana-yl3ww top 10 reasons i wish i wasn't a dude

    • @rejects7323
      @rejects7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@socks5616 for me I at least I used the word females and males if I'm making a comment or statement that is generalizing them.Or if the statement was targeted to group of immature people.I usually called women ladys because it easier for me to say and men i just say guys because its also easy

  • @duck2644
    @duck2644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3719

    why do alpha men love the christian girl autumn boots so much

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      hearing "Christian girl autumn boots" gave me weird flashbacks to "autumn clothing hauls", pumpkin spice (don't get me wrong, it smells pretty nice), and that annoying copyright free ukulele soundtrack

    • @actuallyno3626
      @actuallyno3626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Christian girl autumn 🤪

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i feel like now is an amazing time to tell everyone that the og Christian girl autumn girl just had a baby

    • @steecheeful
      @steecheeful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      or, as they are more commonly known, the Chelsea boot lol

    • @UnusAnnus3
      @UnusAnnus3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like the basic white girl autumn boots

  • @GrinsAndNeedles
    @GrinsAndNeedles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4685

    The sound of Nick running in those clicky shoes is hysterical

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He's absolute clickbait

    • @notracc9096
      @notracc9096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well
      Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well
      Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real
      There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he liveshu you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏
      Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you will go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
      And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS PRAISE JESUS

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@notracc9096 too God, didn't read

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@notracc9096 hi, would you like to know more about my religion in the most invasive rude way possible? No. Ok have you ever heard of the satanic temple? Imagine religion that actually has good values and respects everyone as a individual person. A religion that actually fights for freedoms and not take them away. If you’re interested check out the seven tenants on the satanic temple website.
      Have a great day.
      Ps. NO ONE WANTS RELIGION SHOVED IN THEIR FACES GODDAMIT. It leaves a bad taste in their mouths and makes people dislike religion even more. Being gay is OK. you bigot.

    • @magicallydelicious1673
      @magicallydelicious1673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@notracc9096
      Are you doing this bc it’s pride month or...

  • @xaraxchnidx
    @xaraxchnidx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3789

    they're so manly that only another man could handle their absolute manliness. happy pride month

    • @rakshakrishnaprasad532
      @rakshakrishnaprasad532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      NSJSJDIDJAHHA AHAHHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS. happy pride month :)

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      the "happy pride month" just ends the comment so well lmaoooo
      happy pride month :)

    • @h0rriphic
      @h0rriphic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Only a maaAaan knows what a man needs… ~Will ‘totally not in the closet’ Smith.

    • @wpc456cpw
      @wpc456cpw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i chortled

    • @distilledorangejuice3330
      @distilledorangejuice3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Exactly, what is more manly than 1 woman and a man? 2 men 😍

  • @tawnyZOMBY
    @tawnyZOMBY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    as an adult woman who dates men sometimes, a tight ass v-neck is a red flag for me lol

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      [nods] Could be Simon Cowell. Best not to risk it.

    • @kyleyoung2938
      @kyleyoung2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      If I ever have a v-neck I make sure the rest of my outfit is sufficiently gay so I'm not mistaken as an alpha male

    • @Bananachan289
      @Bananachan289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      FAX!

    • @Denturess
      @Denturess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Same with having too many buttons undone on dress shirt. Or extremely pointy and shiny dress shoes on a casual outfit…..I feel like I’m just projecting bc this is exactly how my sleazy uncle that loves money and has no manners dresses

    • @penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712
      @penelopeandpriscillaaregay1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAOO

  • @holylindgren8412
    @holylindgren8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3712

    The fact that nick didn’t look half bad is worrying

    • @LixiaWinter
      @LixiaWinter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      He's a natural sigma, that's why

    • @strawberryskies9195
      @strawberryskies9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I see you in like EVERY comment section!!

    • @annabaeee
      @annabaeee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      i have no clue how he managed to pull off this god awful outfit 😭😭🖐️

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      it’s not the outfit so much as the person who wears it

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      that's cuz Nick is a hot piece in any outfit

  • @meremortalmind
    @meremortalmind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3221

    the first video is the most common "style" you see on the streets of metropolitan Indian cities, these guys are ALSO the most likely to cat call you so yeah absolute alpha behaviour

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      all of my wierd older cousins/second cousins dress like that 💀 I wouldn't be suprised tbh

    • @stepbro4028
      @stepbro4028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      im from pakistan and literally everywhere i go, i see that stupid "style"
      parking lots, gas stations, convenience stores, parks, restaurants, you name it

    • @valntinegrl
      @valntinegrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Category is: I see these guys on the same side of the street as me, I cross to the other side

    • @nasirsiddiqui7573
      @nasirsiddiqui7573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      i'm pakistani too and yeah, alphas here fit the same description verbatim

    • @blessy9503
      @blessy9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      fr!! desi men be the most hypocritical 😒

  • @j24030
    @j24030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    "alpha males" dress how indie guys dressed in the late 2000's/early 2010's and they were called homophobic slurs

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Basically "alpha males" are a good decade or two behind the REAL fashion trends, and are far from the trendsetters they think they are.

  • @kbislit8061
    @kbislit8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    the whiteboard has something against nick it literally attacks him

    • @nicenamehere5052
      @nicenamehere5052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I would too, it's getting tortured by the nonsense that gets written on it :')

    • @rita9942
      @rita9942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nicenamehere5052 for real 😭💀

    • @aridith.papillion5249
      @aridith.papillion5249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Its cause he wasn't alpha enough 🙄🙄🙄/j

    • @caitlin6113
      @caitlin6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@aridith.papillion5249 exactly like 🙄🙄 /j

    • @yourlefttoe2251
      @yourlefttoe2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it didn’t want him to become an alpha male 😓

  • @holylindgren8412
    @holylindgren8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4208

    I feel like every “alpha male” has got to have some attraction to men, cuz they reach so far for male validation it’s crazy

    • @shann1172
      @shann1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      For sure!

    • @alexa__breanne9357
      @alexa__breanne9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Plus the majority of their style and behavior is absolutely repulsive to women🤣

    • @ALIMALI-gb6gl
      @ALIMALI-gb6gl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      They're celebrating pride month

    • @possumpaints6852
      @possumpaints6852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      A lot of them are violently homophobic, so it's either internalized homophobia or (more likely imo), the way that they crave male validation stands as a kind of testament to the fact that they view men's opinions as superior to women's. Which seems pretty likely given that they objectify women and teach other men/boys not to take no for an answer from women

    • @ALIMALI-gb6gl
      @ALIMALI-gb6gl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@possumpaints6852 Yeah usually homophobic people are extremely closeted, I had a friend who was nonstop preaching about kill the gays and shit, I come back 4 years later to reconnect, turns out he was just internalizing it from his father and he's happily married today

  • @agentkurt
    @agentkurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    The fact that these “alpha males” are wearing skinny jeans now when they probably used to make fun of the emo/scene kids wearing skinny jeans in high school is the irony I wish they could understand.

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      lmao, as a teenage emo kid, he also mentioned about not looking like a teenager but skinny jeans sure are a teenager's thing lmao

    • @TititoDeBologay
      @TititoDeBologay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It’s all David Beckham fault. From the moment he started wearing them all the heteros got onto it . Of course after copiously throwing homophobic slurs at him.

    • @aweshumandy
      @aweshumandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I literally used to sew my jeans bc you couldn't buy them anywhere but hot topic in middle school and my mall didn't have one that and I was poor so I mostly shopped at Ross lol. It was so strange that by high school everyone wore skinny jeans.

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wasn’t even emo, i just knew how to dress and dudes hated me, not girls tho ;)

    • @manifestationsofasort
      @manifestationsofasort 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      They're the male version of those girls who made fun of goths in high school and now call themselves goth because they wear black.

  • @cupcakewithouttheicing
    @cupcakewithouttheicing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    The red flags with these "alpha males" are off the charts. It's kinda funny online but to think that these people actually exist makes me so uncomfortable

    • @lizmays7450
      @lizmays7450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      the biggest red flag is probably the jordan peterson poster lmao

    • @hamtaru
      @hamtaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      while watching this i kept wondering if these guys actually believe it or are just doing it for the views

    • @cupcakewithouttheicing
      @cupcakewithouttheicing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@hamtaru I kinda hope it's for views, but then there's an audience kajsksbjs I hate the whole thing

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lizmays7450 right like I never understand people with an innate NEED to offend someone. Like what do you get out of belittling someone

    • @Naomi-gr7fm
      @Naomi-gr7fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First sign they have no personality and Frankenstein themselves to this rhetoric is the exact moment you RUN

  • @anyrija.
    @anyrija. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    the editing in this alpha man's video is fucking gold
    the way he just doesn't want to crop pictures

    • @windowsuser321
      @windowsuser321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Nah, he wanted to show that you get STRETCHED if you do things improperly.

    • @octopops
      @octopops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or like just... Resize them? I can't believe anyone would squash an image to make it fit LMAO

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What is it with middle aged people and not cropping pictures

    • @cilantrolime
      @cilantrolime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Like a 6th grader's powerpoint presentation :,)

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It looks like he's mimicking the Tim chalamet GQ videos lol

  • @TREE4Swing
    @TREE4Swing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    When men do a lookbook without saying they are doing a lookbook.

  • @missjean768
    @missjean768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    When the guy was bringing out his boots and said that they were bad ass looking, I realized I have those exact same boots in my closet without the chain on them 😂 I guess I’ve a Alfa male this whole time

    • @elsab8165
      @elsab8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      yeah i thought they looked kinda fem for an "alpha" LMAOO

    • @bookfreak360
      @bookfreak360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I kinda want those boots.

    • @spongy7426
      @spongy7426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Alfa

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Alfalfa

    • @sarahc5147
      @sarahc5147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      They were honestly pretty cute. Gave me trad goth vibes lmao

  • @CarissaEllyn
    @CarissaEllyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Finally I, a woman, can be alpha

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      You wanna fight bro?

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Sorry ma'am all your alpha really threw me off I apologize

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@theomacer3094 as an AFAB genderfluid person, I will absolutely throw down with you. I resent my lack of practical fighting experience just because I was born with a vagina.

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      You sound like you know all the combo moves; I'm out

    • @CarissaEllyn
      @CarissaEllyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@theomacer3094 😂

  • @greenisnotnick
    @greenisnotnick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    now THIS is a video

  • @_Shae__
    @_Shae__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    the goodwill soundin like a straight up party with the music that is playing lol

  • @romacoco
    @romacoco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    Does anyone else really want to know how he got himself into that really tight looking denim jacket? Like, its _tight_ tight

    • @qwirt8204
      @qwirt8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I feel like every now and then when he puts it on you can hear a little "pop!" of the costures slowly breaking

    • @saramorrison7864
      @saramorrison7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Crisco and prayer

    • @crystalrodriguez5158
      @crystalrodriguez5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @Denturess
      @Denturess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WD40

  • @katykatmeow5159
    @katykatmeow5159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Jokes on these guys, when I see men who dress like this, I usually read them as "I treat my my shoes better than I treat women" and stay far away

  • @gojoramsay
    @gojoramsay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    nick is like the secret lovechild of kurtis conner, d’angelo wallace, and danny gonzalez

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Don’t tell them, but he makes better videos than all of them too....

    • @gracie20
      @gracie20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I’m sorry but your pfp and username took me out 😩

    • @fishbowlheretic
      @fishbowlheretic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      jarvis and drew, also. an epic pentagram of fathers.

    • @rachelt2415
      @rachelt2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@fishbowlheretic at this point it's basically every commentary TH-camr...? Because he's a commentary TH-camr...?

    • @fishbowlheretic
      @fishbowlheretic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@rachelt2415 the five of them have a very distinctive commentary style.

  • @alittlefruitfairy
    @alittlefruitfairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    That fit screamed “I’m gonna hate crime you”

  • @satellafelix4597
    @satellafelix4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    when he came out in that high-neck "trench coat style" jacket I audibly gasped in horror

    • @theomacer3094
      @theomacer3094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lookin' like a CW supervillain

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      My man out here trying to cosplay as Sherlock and calls it "alpha dressing tips", I'm shaking and crying rn

    • @plantmama7442
      @plantmama7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He had the biggest smile on while modelling it 😂😂😭😭

  • @-desertpackrat
    @-desertpackrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    also neutrals only? jewel tones are where it's at, everyone alive looks good in burgundy, or hunter green.

    • @mistressofstones
      @mistressofstones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YOU are the true alpha

    • @orsikocs
      @orsikocs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I do appreciate a nice dark green top 👍 good point

    • @duyanhng8430
      @duyanhng8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pastel gose fuckin hard if u do it right too

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@duyanhng8430 Its easy to do that wrong tbh

  • @Sin_nombre__
    @Sin_nombre__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Nick picking up that tire is proof that the clothes did in fact turn him into the alpha male he was destined to be

  • @Mayciann
    @Mayciann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    I LOST it at the American Eagle pants part. is he trying to dress like an alpha or a 14 year old girl

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In his defense America. Eagle jeans are pretty comfy.

    • @brendav8973
      @brendav8973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      me too, but like their pants are comfy tho ,,,

  • @jordandarling8111
    @jordandarling8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    Honestly the funniest thing about this is that this is just the exact same advice that you get from feminine fashion advice TH-camrs

    • @johnwalker1058
      @johnwalker1058 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well, you know, it takes some big alpha balls to go against the grain when it comes to social norms like gender norms. Maybe, their approach to being alpha is to dress how you please, even if it might go against current masculine gender norms, like how Harry Styles was praised for being masculine after his Vogue cover in the dress blew up on social media. They actually seem pretty socially/culturally progressive if you ask me.
      (If only that was the reason.)

    • @sillyd0g
      @sillyd0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i mean that's mostly because "wear clothes that fit your body" and "make sure your look is classy and polished" is extremely basic unisex fashion advice. (its also kind of boring advice imo but thats bc i love weird zany fashion and have been told i dress like a cartoon character)

  • @ducktelepathy8352
    @ducktelepathy8352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Nick’s final look was so alpha I think he transcended straight into sigma style

  • @leebobeebo
    @leebobeebo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    isabelle AND the whiteboard in ONE video together??? this one's a banger for sure

    • @gioovannabp
      @gioovannabp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Isabelle is his girlfriend?

    • @leebobeebo
      @leebobeebo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@gioovannabp isabelle is dating nick yes! and she is filming some parts of this video

    • @gioovannabp
      @gioovannabp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@leebobeebo that's cute, Nick deserves a good girlfriend, he is so nice

    • @leebobeebo
      @leebobeebo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@gioovannabp isabelle is very epic! she has been in a few of nick's twitch streams in case you want to watch the vods :-]

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      she is awesome

  • @dariam.zeretzkialiendre3421
    @dariam.zeretzkialiendre3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Okay, i'm pretty sure i can give better dressing tips so i'm gonna do it:
    -clothes that fit: yes, basic. Go get them adjusted to you.
    -have things matching like shoes, bag, belt
    -many rings!!! Have you not seen the internet? Everybody wants somebody that uses many rings
    -black eyeliner: optional but sexy
    -don't be afraid to experiment with color. Yes monochromatic basic like, black or white are cool. But sage green? Brown? Peach ? Superior. You culd use whoke fits of those color or add little things.
    - look for whats better for your body type.
    - accesorize with glasses, earrings
    -don't forget your hair. It can make things look put together

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes yes yes yes.

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Men in eyeliner 😫

    • @arke4936
      @arke4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really like the fashion tips given by some of the fashion ytbers (specifically male fashion advice) like Tim Dessaint. He's got such a cool sense of fashion.

    • @Bean-hz8jo
      @Bean-hz8jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      earrings!! I second this! Honestly im so sad that it hasnt quite caught on like the rings have for men - it can be so attractive. Even longer statement earrings that dangle. If you can pull it off, thats an instant +10 wow effect to any look.

    • @crazyowlgirlcncowner
      @crazyowlgirlcncowner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Bean-hz8jo OMG, yes. If there's one thing I've noticed about the KPop men out there is that the earrings make them look SO GOOD. I wish more men would be open to trying them.

  • @samuel.thornton
    @samuel.thornton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    My favorite part of this "alpha" style is that it's just a decade-out-of-date style. Leather shoes and v-necks are sharp... but also very 2010.

  • @sophiehallahan1401
    @sophiehallahan1401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    as someone who goes to public school in california, i can confirm this is how every man dresses

    • @killerch33z
      @killerch33z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its how boring ass dudes with no sense of personal style dress. So lame

  • @darnocfan13
    @darnocfan13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    I came to this webpage this morning refreshing it often in specific search of a new Nick green video, and by great Scott, my colleagues will not believe my findings

    • @darnocfan13
      @darnocfan13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      For real tho I came on TH-cam hoping u would have a new video :) hahaha great timing for me

  • @meaday_802
    @meaday_802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The whiteboard is my favorite recurring character love the growth- it’s finally standing up for itself

  • @notsosadbart6343
    @notsosadbart6343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm so happy I'm a woman because when I look up fashion advice I get things like "dress for your body shape!" "Don't wear too many different patterns or they'll clash" "use complimentary colors!" "Black, white, and grey go with everything!" and not
    *"YOU CAN ONLY WEAR V-NECKS" "SHIRTS MUST BE BLANK" "DRESS LIKE A MAN" "AMERICAN EAGLE PANTS OR YOU'RE A BETA"*

  • @ariennawhittick7714
    @ariennawhittick7714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    why do goodwills look so much better in literally every state other than my own...?

  • @senad9315
    @senad9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When I tell you - As a Turk - when I saw the first scene with the girl and the boxer I SCREAMED. It’s from a popular Turkish show called “Güneşin kızları” lol

    • @denizgunes602
      @denizgunes602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was wondering where was the scene from too. It looked super familiar.

    • @arjinacar9669
      @arjinacar9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was looking for this comment, I kept thinking about the show but couldnt remember the name.

    • @meryem-sh7wg
      @meryem-sh7wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      alpha turks rise up

    • @ceylin6946
      @ceylin6946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was literally cringing my life out

  • @JenniferBrucker
    @JenniferBrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Oh snap, I am an lady person who owns a TON of v-necks, Chelsea boots and jeans....does that mean I'm an alpha? LOL!!

    • @SSJ9001
      @SSJ9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You're an alpha female, the natural predator of any alpha male, killing your pray and taking their style.

    • @kiralonely
      @kiralonely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are the alpha female hyena >;) lmao

    • @JenniferBrucker
      @JenniferBrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SSJ9001 I think you mean prey. ;)

    • @annique9186
      @annique9186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      girlboss

    • @JenniferBrucker
      @JenniferBrucker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@annique9186 LOL, god I hope not...

  • @paigieodo
    @paigieodo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    nick your original style is very appealing to the lesbian demographic (me). hope that helps!

  • @shann1172
    @shann1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I always feel second hand embarrassment for every single ‘alpha male’

    • @classicbananamilk
      @classicbananamilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Basing your whole personality off a debunked wolf study is very embarrassing tbf

    • @oncreativemode5486
      @oncreativemode5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@classicbananamilk and misinforming, like bruh the wolf study wasn't based on just wolf mobs, they were discovered to be based on how wolf families act

    • @classicbananamilk
      @classicbananamilk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shann1172 Yeah I'm agreeing with you, the whole alpha thing is based on a study of wolves that was later debunked. Sorry for any confusion

    • @shann1172
      @shann1172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@classicbananamilk Ah i understand, I was confused but I get you now! It’s fine

  • @imconfused8204
    @imconfused8204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Nick is the most alphaest male I’ve ever seen

    • @isabel-oz4fy
      @isabel-oz4fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      please I thought this said alphabet 😭😭

    • @isabel-oz4fy
      @isabel-oz4fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @BARK 🥵😩

    • @nicenamehere5052
      @nicenamehere5052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @BARK yeeees 🤤🤤🥵🥵

    • @676ida3
      @676ida3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicenamehere5052 thirsty?

  • @kyrameowmeowmeow
    @kyrameowmeowmeow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    logically, i know nick is like 5'11" - but seeing him standing next to a clothing rack in the wild? my dude is sO TALL
    also you genuinely look great no matter what you wear & i think thats p sigma of u

    • @nijuhinaa
      @nijuhinaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      5'11" is already really tall ;-;

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i haven't gotten to that part of the video yet and I'm scared i wasn't ready to process that he has legs, let alone that they might be long

    • @ramennoodles666
      @ramennoodles666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold up he’s 5’11, he seems like he’s be 5’9 at the most

  • @jessguk459
    @jessguk459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Nick is like literally the whole opposite of being an alpha male like he just exudes this very chill and soft vibe

    • @---pu7ke
      @---pu7ke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s giving cavetown 💅

  • @marmina1283
    @marmina1283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i like that second guy like yeah he would hatecrime me but he's so friendly to other cis guys

  • @ihavehypothyroidism
    @ihavehypothyroidism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    why cant people understand that it’s super unhealthy to mask as an alpha, be proud of your second gender! #omegaandproud

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      exactly! the harm heat suppressants do to an omega is awful 😣

    • @iJustWannaBeNameless
      @iJustWannaBeNameless 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      stooooop 😭

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      idk what this means, but it is making me feel oddly scared lmao

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@worstusernameintheworld9871 you should be scared lmao

    • @lolno6465
      @lolno6465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I want to scratch my eyes Out but also bravo for the worst/best comment i'll see today

  • @mell1036
    @mell1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Why does alpha fashion feel like the norm. Err aren't you alphas meant to stand out? I think at this rate betas may be more of a alpha.

    • @dan-gy4vu
      @dan-gy4vu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Because its literally just pants and a tshirt. Im crying this is why shopping men's clothes is so hard.

    • @mell1036
      @mell1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dan-gy4vu but men could try shirts or a suit...shorts are also an option 🤔

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Only sugma males stand out

    • @emmalee8548
      @emmalee8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AnimeFan9833 sugma balls

    • @mell1036
      @mell1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnimeFan9833 do they? weren't sigma men meant to dress like alpha men and only act differently?

  • @kayleelogan151
    @kayleelogan151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    glad you did this. couldn’t be subscribed to a sigma much longer

  • @magster9338
    @magster9338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    my style inspo personally is whatever you were wearing in the beginning v drippy

  • @mayyiaz
    @mayyiaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Nick looks like he really wants to be an Alpha male.

    • @SleepBeforeYouThink
      @SleepBeforeYouThink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What do you mean? He is one.

    • @mayyiaz
      @mayyiaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Of course. These tutorials are useless.

    • @howiegruwitz3173
      @howiegruwitz3173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "don't pick on me, I know I'm weak" hairdoo says it all.

    • @spacebars9677
      @spacebars9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@howiegruwitz3173 what

    • @Johnson-br2lw
      @Johnson-br2lw 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@howiegruwitz3173 uhhh that's a beanie dude

  • @nicky7738
    @nicky7738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    can’t stop thinking about the way he pronounced gemini as “jimeenie” 😂

    • @ilovequeefjerky
      @ilovequeefjerky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      changed my life for the better

  • @forestbrownie3078
    @forestbrownie3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    ayyy nickkk a perfect start to my day

    • @kelseywu3723
      @kelseywu3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was noon for me when he posted this so I will be making fun of you for starting your day at noon even though you probably didn't and I literally didn't sleep last night at all.
      It's noon.

    • @Roma-co3go
      @Roma-co3go 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is a perfect end to my day
      its 9:16 pm here

    • @kisskamm6631
      @kisskamm6631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kelseywu3723 u piss me off.

    • @forestbrownie3078
      @forestbrownie3078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kisskamm6631 oh?

    • @kisskamm6631
      @kisskamm6631 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forestbrownie3078 sorry, dude, feelin kinda mad rn

  • @BybeeBunnie
    @BybeeBunnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    American Eagle has some solid women’s skinny jeans so now it’s the ONLY place I’d ever get my alpha girl drip 😌🙃

  • @megan6725
    @megan6725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    So wear boring clothes, basically.

    • @hobiwankenobi.666
      @hobiwankenobi.666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      these clothes are literally so basic lmao

    • @alexa__breanne9357
      @alexa__breanne9357 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Basically just have the absolute worst fasion sense and you're good to go. I swear this is the male version of calling a girl "basic"

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      maybe it's already cause I'm an alt kid in a conservative poor country so I've seen even more plain outfits, but unlike these "ooga booga alpha males", I've seen decent people who decently rock a minimalist outfit. Theirs (alpha males) does not even match them.

    • @hobiwankenobi.666
      @hobiwankenobi.666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@worstusernameintheworld9871 yeah!! the problem is not wearing minimalist/simple/basic outfits, it's acting as if it's something groundbreaking or out of this world when it's REALLY not. they think it's a ""pussy-magnet"", but it's actually quite the opposite methinks

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@hobiwankenobi.666 exactlyyyy, as a girl I'm making damn sure that I stay 30 feet away from them once I start seeing someone who both dresses that way *and* acts like a total creep (red flag)

  • @paulinosaurus
    @paulinosaurus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    nick for sure edited in the “happy monday” bc he didn’t want to be crucified like kurtis conner when he forgot the extra greeting that one time lmao

  • @shawnalynn5198
    @shawnalynn5198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Loving your fashion shoot where you're throwing tires around and ripping the goodwill tag off, very alpha 😂😂

  • @CJ-iz3mp
    @CJ-iz3mp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Isabelle filming his ass all the time is just brilliant

  • @tanajean551
    @tanajean551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really thought Nick was like 5'5 and seeing him tower over the racks of goodwill is wild

  • @bertmobile
    @bertmobile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    basically tops have to be too small, bottoms have to be tight, and shoes have to appear disproportionately long compared to your body. got it

  • @ellesmith1801
    @ellesmith1801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Sometimes, I honestly forget it’s Monday until you post

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He reminds me it's Tuesday here

  • @bmiller7419
    @bmiller7419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Can’t imagine being this worried about what other people think… doesn’t sound very alpha to me lol

  • @SweetEmbrace
    @SweetEmbrace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Holy cow, Nick looks so Alpha at the end, I had no choice but to stare at him in absolute awe!

  • @itsnorman237
    @itsnorman237 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    if a guy wearing a v-neck, chelsea boots, and tight blue jeans from american eagle pulls up and calls me a gay slur for having nail polish my mind will explode out of sheer confusion

  • @JeffTheJanitor
    @JeffTheJanitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I would buy that Chubby Unicorn shirt. Guess I'm a beta 🤷

  • @rosemali3022
    @rosemali3022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm just really confused about the first guy, in his photos he legit looked good, but the outfit he picked for his speaking parts looked like a middle schooler in the 90s.

  • @carolinebradley7261
    @carolinebradley7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    nick, a literal audio engineering major, making fun of himself: guess i’m the audio expert today
    homie you’re the audio expert every day! give yourself some more credit king

  • @angelina366
    @angelina366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The fact that nick looked unironically good in that fit doesn’t sit well with me.

  • @rita89997
    @rita89997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Harris and the Jordan peterson posters in the background im dying laughing omfg

  • @Lexxulv
    @Lexxulv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Okay but wait.. why does nick actually look goodddddd ( N that music in the goodwill was bustinnnn)

  • @kjclipss
    @kjclipss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nick I gotta say, that Lake Tahoe sweatshirt is pure sigma energy.

  • @gracejuice
    @gracejuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ok but the music playing in the goodwill ?!?!? amazing

  • @carolynorosco6009
    @carolynorosco6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The whiteboard!!!!!! Love it more than i love myself

  • @Cherry-li6nk
    @Cherry-li6nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    For anyone wondering 4:18 says “respect me or I’ll steal ur girlfriend” in Hindi

  • @gainz7712
    @gainz7712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    was under the impression that today was tuesday, so thanks nick

  • @2009kedia
    @2009kedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The first guy's hand expressions is just him repeating hitting his right hand (or both sometimes) at a higher point (neck, higher chest), and then him just hitting lower with both of his hands (mid-low chest). You can see what I mean when you watch the video.

  • @hannah8334
    @hannah8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    finally nick dressing like an alpha just what I was waiting for!!

  • @1123-n9f
    @1123-n9f 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how that first video went from a bunch of kind of vague things “dress like a man, dress for your age, neutral tones” to suddenly being extremely specific “you’re going to need a pair of slim fit distressed blue jeans but only with holes in the knees”

  • @00503891
    @00503891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Am I the only one who can't understand the guy nick is reacting to🧍‍♀️
    He talks so fast and muffled 😭

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He would sound crystal clear if you were moar alpha!

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's some omega audio

    • @AuDHDarling
      @AuDHDarling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, the video doesn't have any closed captions, not even auto-gen ones, so lots of deaf/hard-of-hearing people can't.
      Source: am hard of hearing

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My ADHD helped me understand him but I'm also hard of hearing so if it's also hard to understand some parts

    • @nm541
      @nm541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AuDHDarling if it helps, CC are on now

  • @jameswarden5312
    @jameswarden5312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NICK UR POG. ur spoiling us with content

  • @anxhiberisha6667
    @anxhiberisha6667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can't take them seriously
    Every time they say alpha and beta man I lose brain cells

  • @koebiemi2095
    @koebiemi2095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    genuinely screamed when you threw the tire, thank you for that

  • @Thevoiceswontstop_
    @Thevoiceswontstop_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Not me thinking he was wearing a maid outfit for a second when I saw the thumbnail😭

  • @jacobkalbfleisch5431
    @jacobkalbfleisch5431 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean as much as this feels like an advertisement this isn't terrible fashion advice and I could see this getting insecure dudes feeling confident about themselves and that's legitimately helpful.

  • @OuchMusic
    @OuchMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    For those who wanna comment on his insta but don’t wanna type it out.
    I have been hesitant to say this, but I think I can finally say after your newest TH-cam video that I, [insert name here], believe that your channel in certifiably epic.

  • @Josh-ux1vy
    @Josh-ux1vy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every man wearing his “Dad of the Year” graphic-tee about to show up in this alpha’s video saying “You’re not that guy”

  • @ShadowRock210
    @ShadowRock210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Posting on a Monday is such an alpha move

  • @kurtisdannydrew
    @kurtisdannydrew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    this video has been one of the funniest you’ve put out. keep it up nicki 💩:)

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      aw thank you so much that’s amazing to hear :-)

  • @michellebrowne9100
    @michellebrowne9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Okay, so my hot tip for guys is - try some rich colours! It can take a while to figure out what you like and what suits you, but a rich, bold colour, stripes, a print, or a fun pattern can really add a lot to an outfit. Yes, people might give you a weird look at work for wearing a yellow button-up shirt for a change, but it's so refreshing to see a guy who's not afraid to wear something other than red, blue, navy, black, or maybe white. The comment section here is super good, but I would say, figure out what you like and try to make it work for you. (And...maybe avoid t-shirts with snarky sayings on them...or ahegao or sexy anime girl prints...it's kind of weird to talk to anyone wearing those, regardless of gender.)

    • @Manigeitora
      @Manigeitora ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a man and purple is my favorite color, and it is SO FUCKING HARD to find ANY men's clothes in purple. The closest I can usually find is a maroon that looks slightly more purple. It's agonizing.

  • @abaabs3438
    @abaabs3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Isabelle’s “MMMMMMMMS” were so funny lol

  • @izzie939
    @izzie939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Can we just talk about nick’s ability to stand on a swivel chair? Skills

  • @carolinedelagarza2769
    @carolinedelagarza2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That goodwill must host raves on the weekends bc it was nonstop club hits in there

  • @bookfreak360
    @bookfreak360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I really like their taste in shoes, especially the second guys boots? Like that last pair of boots with the chain? Super cute.

    • @Kopivm
      @Kopivm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually want it now plsss💀💀💀

  • @Salami_dawg
    @Salami_dawg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The second one g
    Felt kind of wholesome ngl like yea the alpha stuff is wrong but he seemed like he really liked the aesthetician so much that he decided that was what made him look alpha. I think it's funny but also kind of wholesome

  • @friendlyhendly
    @friendlyhendly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    let’s all cross our fingers that this doesn’t get copyrighted for the music in the goodwill 🤞🤞

  • @EulaliaDaisy
    @EulaliaDaisy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    those boots are the most girly men's boots i've seen

  • @shreyasharma6012
    @shreyasharma6012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I never on a million year thought he will pull of a Indian dude😂I didn't even knew there was a video like this. Boy my Indian ass is dying here🤣

  • @majawojo
    @majawojo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    guys please stop lying that end fit made me weep it was genuinely upsetting

  • @friendlyneighborhoodloser2639
    @friendlyneighborhoodloser2639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if anyone wanted to know, the song in the intro is Write You a Love Song (feat. Leone) by Candelion

  • @hutch815
    @hutch815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    sam harris would be morbidly embarrassed by that one guy having a huge poster of his face.

  • @karishmasen1694
    @karishmasen1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Why does the fit actually go hard

  • @savage_optimist
    @savage_optimist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow... Nick I had no idea you had such a BEAUTIFUL voice!!!!