"Sigma Males" are the New Big Thing

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  • @lasagna312
    @lasagna312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8030

    He's right about the clothes and intelligence. Every time I put on a crop top, my engineering degree catches on fire

    • @ManCatCheese
      @ManCatCheese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Every time I put on a crop top people just yell “dude what the fuck are you wearing?”

    • @decoraqueena6413
      @decoraqueena6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +545

      Really? I go out completely covered and now I'm working on the first manned spaceship to Mars.

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Me who forgot to put socks on this morning before exercising: Y'know maybe he has a point /j

    • @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse
      @GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I hate it when that happens

    • @TQM
      @TQM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      I also forgot that we have seasonal/regional intelligence too - my IQ drops 50 points whenever summer hits, or when I go to vacation in a warm climate. Life is so hard

  • @superchubbles
    @superchubbles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6439

    This sigma shit is the male equivalent of "I'm not like other girls" and it's just as exhausting.

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      oh shit that's true

    • @roberkraft1982
      @roberkraft1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      So fucking funny and so fucking true

    • @yasminm.dovale6432
      @yasminm.dovale6432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      the both kinda of funny, kinda of sad

    • @Oujouj426
      @Oujouj426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      With a splash of zodiac signs.

    • @jazzysadler
      @jazzysadler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It's the Pick Me of dudes

  • @addiefrazier9815
    @addiefrazier9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5104

    "the less clothes she wears, the less intelligent she is."
    my man sounding like the american school system

    • @dlalalabu5956
      @dlalalabu5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +291

      Ugh yes and its funny how mysognistic people assumes men are superrior to women but at the second i tried to wear shorts somehow that superrior boys are getting 'distracted'?
      And also did you noticed how they know and accept boys sexual desire awakening while not thinking about girls or making up stupid shoulder or muscle flexing rules for boys?

    • @qt17
      @qt17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Stop-💀

    • @MissMoontree
      @MissMoontree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      You are dumb while under the shower and smart while going outside in a snowstorm

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@MissMoontree Like the rock trolls from discworld.

    • @Rayne1bow
      @Rayne1bow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😭😭😭

  • @miloriku
    @miloriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9320

    These guys rly looked at the Greek alphabet and said: AWOOGA

    • @Bubdiddly
      @Bubdiddly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Why is this so funny

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      That's because they're all frat boys

    • @toniblanche683
      @toniblanche683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Lol and why sigma isn't it like the 14th or 18th letter?

    • @keziahherman6380
      @keziahherman6380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      Yo and “Zelta” isn’t a fricken greek letter lmao

    • @itsmeseanie5763
      @itsmeseanie5763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@keziahherman6380 THANK YOU, I was about to comment that. I'll admit I forgot some of my Greek alphabet but the second I heard that I actually asked out loud, "Did this fool mean 'zeta?'" 😂

  • @courtreezy
    @courtreezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9476

    this man said many things ... while saying nothing at all. loved this video lmaooo

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

      omg hi hahaha please be my friend

    • @courtreezy
      @courtreezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

      @@nickisnotgreen omg yes lets!!!!

    • @rogue_hitman6582
      @rogue_hitman6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Courtneeeeey

    • @nananya7073
      @nananya7073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      @@nickisnotgreen wholesome

    • @alithomas7326
      @alithomas7326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      OMG COURTREEZY BRO I LOVE YOU

  • @the_worm
    @the_worm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7851

    As a 6’1 female I’ve just decided that I’m never going to be insecure again purely out of spite

    • @the_worm
      @the_worm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +962

      Poll in the comments should I shave my head bald and dress super revealing to become the freak of this guys nightmares

    • @zahraakadhem9913
      @zahraakadhem9913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +682

      Tall bald woman in revealing clothes is the woman of my dreams

    • @zahraakadhem9913
      @zahraakadhem9913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      @Userman a titan?!💀 shit you're right

    • @the_worm
      @the_worm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      @@zahraakadhem9913 you ask and i deliver. onlyfans coming soon

    • @ubs16
      @ubs16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahah nice

  • @freddypr5758
    @freddypr5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13610

    I learned so much about the difference between lions and tigers and also misogyny

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1899

      aint that what it's all about

    • @Dr.Armchair
      @Dr.Armchair 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      nickisnotgreen definitely

    • @robbesworkshop
      @robbesworkshop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      My favorite animal, misogyny

    • @Cakefart420
      @Cakefart420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Lions, tigers, and misogyny. Oh my!

    • @toniblanche683
      @toniblanche683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      And how they're lone wolfs.... But also tigers. He had me on his side if he woulda stuck to the wolf theory like ah okay not a cat family animal but a dog family animal.... Lol

  • @nickisnotgreen
    @nickisnotgreen  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4538

    sigma balls

    • @readstreams
      @readstreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      damn you gotta do me like that?

    • @shivaree3980
      @shivaree3980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@readstreams he had to do it to ya

    • @ramblenote
      @ramblenote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wowie

    • @incog.nyto.
      @incog.nyto. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      goddamn you beat me to it

    • @litfambambam
      @litfambambam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i swear i had already commented this

  • @phing0192
    @phing0192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5423

    for people who "don't need women", they sure do talk about women a lot.

    • @nelle1899
      @nelle1899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      t h i s

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      You summed the whole deal about these weirdos

    • @Rayne1bow
      @Rayne1bow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      THANK YOU

    • @MPX209
      @MPX209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Sigma Males = Extreme Feminists 😂

    • @corinneadair2119
      @corinneadair2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @
      forest rin
      sweet home Alabama

  • @dooby5833
    @dooby5833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3689

    “first thing you gotta do is spot her ethnic group” WHATDIDHESAYYYYYY

    • @abbyemrich4572
      @abbyemrich4572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      I heard this comment so clearly in my mind 😭

    • @chippudoodles5590
      @chippudoodles5590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I just wanna say I love your cinnamoroll profile picture-

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      i can hear this comment omg

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      SAME, I was not ready for that to be his first tip, like sir you can stop there

    • @capitalwenisberry2052
      @capitalwenisberry2052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      "first thing you gotta do is be racist"

  • @elinakciukas4863
    @elinakciukas4863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3855

    If he really thinks that the amount of clothes somebody wears depends on their intelligence, he'll be really surprised when he finds out about weather

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      to be fair, in the summer, i am a dumbass

    • @bluevillsplash
      @bluevillsplash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      @@anna_banana414 I guess I'm a genius since I'm anemic

    • @quinnlove5777
      @quinnlove5777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      IKR this man will think I’m a slut, but it’s just summertime in Arizona

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@quinnlove5777 to be fair, that heat do be making me dumb as hell lmao
      mentally functioning in 120° weather is impossible

    • @Me-do5tm
      @Me-do5tm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      No wonder school starts in fall!

  • @elderberrypie1499
    @elderberrypie1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    this guy DEFINITELY had a bad experience with a black, short-haired/bald, tall girl who liked to empower herself through fashion.

  • @melp5424
    @melp5424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    Every morning when I take off my clothes to shower, I am at my most delusional. My IQ doubles in the winter months

    • @luvasaur
      @luvasaur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂

    • @Cmoreau27
      @Cmoreau27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂

    • @funmilayolawal3819
      @funmilayolawal3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lmaoooooooooo

    • @haketyu7891
      @haketyu7891 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      GIRLLLLLL I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AT 4 AM!
      This had me choking on air! 💀💀

    • @Becca_Lynn
      @Becca_Lynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is such a witty comment lololol

  • @ciaramontemayor
    @ciaramontemayor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3046

    Is she scantily clad or covered up? bro this mans gonna freak when he finds out I got multiple outfits

    • @ciaramontemayor
      @ciaramontemayor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      He used all those words just to say “the only women I’ve had long term relationships with have been cartoon characters”

    • @rooknovakova8369
      @rooknovakova8369 3 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      Turns out I'm smart in the winter and stupid in the summer

    • @faithdegroot7876
      @faithdegroot7876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@rooknovakova8369 maybe that's the real reason school is normally in the winter 🧐

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      What even is weather ?!

    • @_Kuma_
      @_Kuma_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fr though. My style constantly changes depending on my mood.

  • @abroom3908
    @abroom3908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    "Tall women are insecure"
    You mean short men are insecure so targeting tall women.

    • @Yer4you
      @Yer4you 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @₿ΣΛƬƧ all they stated was facts. If short men weren’t insecure then why do they keep trying to knock down tall women .

    • @American_Simian
      @American_Simian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Yer4you I'm 5'2 and I fucking love tall women. Don't generalize all of us

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@American_Simian they didn’t say “all”
      edit: actually that’s like the first word of their comment but they didn’t say “all” in reference to men and that’s what I meant-

    • @ismimalak
      @ismimalak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THIS!!!

  • @connormcdowell2
    @connormcdowell2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2735

    I really hate that I read this as “smegma males”

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

      might as well call them that

    • @t-rae3358
      @t-rae3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      So you still clicked on the vid😂😂

    • @connormcdowell2
      @connormcdowell2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@t-rae3358 hell yea 🤪🤤

    • @jauume
      @jauume 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yummy cheese

    • @t-rae3358
      @t-rae3358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@connormcdowell2 Chris would be proud

  • @deliciouscinnamonbun722
    @deliciouscinnamonbun722 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1759

    Him: "Tall women are always insecure!"
    Megan Thee Stallion: "???"

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      They projecting their insecurities so hard! They just can’t fathom dating a tall woman who is confident and now they scared.

    • @glamglam8347
      @glamglam8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      naomi campbell: i-

    • @lavarball528
      @lavarball528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      I never understood why men hate tall women, aren’t tall women the super models??

    • @nokiablockia7589
      @nokiablockia7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@lavarball528 they wanna feel more masculine same way some girls don’t like to date people shorter then them it’s entirely preference

    • @dlalalabu5956
      @dlalalabu5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@lavarball528 its bc theyre too short for tall women lol

  • @savannahmorgan772
    @savannahmorgan772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    “Alpha”
    “Omega”
    “Delta”
    “Sigma”
    “All of these males lived in harmony... until the sigma nation attacked”

    • @amarisako3918
      @amarisako3918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LMAO

    • @redballoon9007
      @redballoon9007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The sigma nation attacked themselves…..seems on brand-

    • @marvinxulu7816
      @marvinxulu7816 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Angelise Ikaruga Misurugi nice one lol

  • @undyingscoundrel166
    @undyingscoundrel166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2520

    This guy is actually so deluded it's scary.

    • @meownover1973
      @meownover1973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Most of these self help guys on TH-cam encourage this delusional behavior honestly

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Gotta love how pickup artists treat women like safe boxes to unlock to get some prize (aka sex and clout). Like, what human being finds this pickup artist behavior attractive?

    • @mariauq3932
      @mariauq3932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@wendys9500, the only people who find this behavior attractive, are the pickup artists themselves... I think they should date eachother.

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@mariauq3932 Exactly! I saw this one comment that was like, “I think straight men forget that they’re supposed to like women”

    • @lu_the_artist456
      @lu_the_artist456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s probably the lack of Clothes.

  • @blue-dabad33
    @blue-dabad33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    as a black woman, I am equally confused as to what a black woman acts like. All I know is I gotta start wearing four pairs of pants any time I step out of the house

    • @taylorstep1413
      @taylorstep1413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      These black men on here have a lot of self hate, and drag us (black women) every chance they get.

    • @phil6748
      @phil6748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@taylorstep1413 like leave us the hell out of it.

    • @pagepofdreams
      @pagepofdreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      you don't wear four pairs of pants for ANY MAN

    • @negroniusnegronius8254
      @negroniusnegronius8254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you're amazing.

  • @mijunablue3224
    @mijunablue3224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    they’re not talking about the important parts of the omegaverse which is that the omega males can actually get impregnated by alpha males smh 😑🙄

    • @pranavr0y
      @pranavr0y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      💪omega males are femboys and an alpha male likes omega males 💪💪😎wtf am i sayinh

    • @stella7530
      @stella7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      i was waiting for this comment plsssss 😭😭😭😂😂

    • @blueblanketlens
      @blueblanketlens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeeeah!!!!!

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      I want someone to make a video that at first _appears_ to be about this pick-up-artist type shit, but ends up actually being about A/B/O dynamics like that.

    • @qt17
      @qt17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yuhhhhh

  • @mead0ws0vergrown
    @mead0ws0vergrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3975

    “if she’s short with short hair she’s mainly gonna be dating women” my gay ass being tall with long hair
    👁👄👁

    • @RLTea
      @RLTea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Oh shit, by that definition, I've not been dating right my whole life

    • @jamikapalmer7774
      @jamikapalmer7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Saaaaame sis saaaame

    • @lilyfae7197
      @lilyfae7197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      My aro self with medium hair (By my standards at least. I’m not really sure what length he constitutes as medium)

    • @brokenland5154
      @brokenland5154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bitch same

    • @emmac8753
      @emmac8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Where can I send in my application 🥺

  • @Adrians1999
    @Adrians1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4565

    I find it funny that he’s referring to lions and tigers. Tigers are independent, so a female tiger will only need a male for mating, and then leave. And female lions pretty much run a Pride (the way that the Lion King represents a Pride structure is horribly wrong), and there is no alpha, beta, sigma, or omega status in a Pride anyway. Even the typical way that we think how a wolf pack is structured is flawed. The alpha male and female of a wolf pack are simply the parents of all the other pack members. Comparing dating to animals is weird in general anyway

    • @burningtrash6330
      @burningtrash6330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      GOD. I am so happy somebody said it.

    • @tenshi7784
      @tenshi7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I was gonna say it if no one else did.

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Thank you!! I keep saying that the “alpha wolf” myth was disproved by the same exact guy who came up with it. But pickup artists love pretending they’re big bad wolves I guess 🥴🥴

    • @eleonoraraaijmakers9315
      @eleonoraraaijmakers9315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Exactly it’s so stupid 😂😂😂

    • @giggles4895
      @giggles4895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      YES! When I first started hearing people refer to themselves as Alpha’s n Beta’s n stuff I was so confused because like... it doesn’t at all mean what they think it does 😭

  • @Evelyn_Richardson
    @Evelyn_Richardson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    We associate the "lone wolf" as strong and independent... in reality when a wolf is abandoned by its pack it is because they are sick weak or uncooperative. Lone wolves do not survive long on their own.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Not to mention that whole "alpha-beta male" bullshit idea is based on a study of wolves living in captitivity and no such behavior exists in packs in the wild. Even the author of the study has been trying to dispel this nonsense since the study came out.

    • @gogomarioloshi
      @gogomarioloshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      People mention animals without even knowing about them. A lone wolf in the wild is one of the worst things to be. Lions and Tigers are just different animals and are in different areas on top of just being different. Some tigers live in areas with bears. They need the size they have and live in areas where being alone would be effective. I can go into a whole rant, but I'll stop.

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gogomarioloshi Tigers and lions only coexist in India I think but still in different habitats.

    • @teateakira5971
      @teateakira5971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gaiusjuliuspleaser to be honest it just reminds me of wattpad fanfictions written by 12 year olds

    • @xtinkerbellax3
      @xtinkerbellax3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's funny when a man is described as a lone wolf I just hear serial killer/mass murderer. Like it usually indicates anti social personality disorder to me.

  • @Hippidippimahm
    @Hippidippimahm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2500

    This is why so many of us give up and turn to cats and/or parrots. It’s exhausting to be seen as porn categories instead of a person. I can 1000% guarantee he’s googling “long hair big booty lesbians” right this second.

    • @Holdontohappiness
      @Holdontohappiness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      “Medium-to-here feminist look” big booty lesbians.

    • @plantmama7442
      @plantmama7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Right ?? Like sir I’m a whole human being, not a sexual fantasy 😒

    • @maddiemainer
      @maddiemainer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      being fat up until this year was such a weird experience as a woman because men really did only either get disgusted by me and treat me less than human or fetishize me like i was the subject of a curvy porn video

    • @AT-vp8qw
      @AT-vp8qw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Right. This guy told me he looked up my description on p*rnhub like it was a compliment. No one wants to be reduced to their base appearance and perceived as an object of s*xualization

    • @acciousername6776
      @acciousername6776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@AT-vp8qw omg same 😬

  • @melsidian
    @melsidian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    My educated guess is that he got 'baited' and rejected one time by a tall black woman with medium length hair who was 'not wearing a lot of clothes'.

    • @dancinglikeafairy
      @dancinglikeafairy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      🤣

    • @巴刹那
      @巴刹那 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dancinglikeafairy and that black woman would be me 💀

    • @eggs4429
      @eggs4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      you wanna bet the reason he got 'baited' was because she was "not wearing a lot of clothes" and was "asking for it"?? absolute clown🤡🤡

  • @OneHappyOnion
    @OneHappyOnion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    This is such a complicated way of saying: "I am a misogynist who thinks woman have less value based on their clothing and style choices, oh also their height."
    What a muppet

    • @dazedneptune
      @dazedneptune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kermit would never 🐸☕️

    • @suppotato1235
      @suppotato1235 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is an insult to Muppets.

    • @pamelqtaylor8335
      @pamelqtaylor8335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’ll simplify it further sigma male=I get no hoes!😂
      /s

  • @jmecular56467
    @jmecular56467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2455

    "The less clothes she wears, the less intelligent she is"
    Women during a hot summer: 👁️👄👁️

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Meanwhile, the guys are only wearing shorts, no shirt. Because it's hot as hell!

    • @caramella2103
      @caramella2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Women in the shower: 👁️👄👁️💅

    • @jadeoreo
      @jadeoreo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      every time I put on a coat my iq goes +10 and when I take it off it goes -10

    • @TeaTea777
      @TeaTea777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      women in alaska and nordic countries 💅

    • @Mello_Loves_Mujin
      @Mello_Loves_Mujin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I mean, I wear lots of clothes in summer.. But that’s just because I’m seriously insecure.. I’m still dumb like a brick..

  • @bmiller7419
    @bmiller7419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2469

    Women aren’t a math equation. Just treat her like a person. Also... anyone who identifies themselves as either a sigma male or an alpha male are NOT that

    • @sheevinopalpatino4782
      @sheevinopalpatino4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      They also aren't that because it doesn't exist in humanity or in wolf packs.

    • @vanillabatbones
      @vanillabatbones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      gotta get in on that sigma grindset 😈💯

    • @ujjalshill6442
      @ujjalshill6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sheevinopalpatino4782 it exists sigma males are psychopath narcissist sociopath I am a narcissist so I know

    • @sheevinopalpatino4782
      @sheevinopalpatino4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ujjalshill6442 No

    • @ujjalshill6442
      @ujjalshill6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sheevinopalpatino4782 I use the term sigma male to define people like that so yes it's true for me

  • @sunnylittrell9442
    @sunnylittrell9442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    It’s funny to me how in the beginning he’s talking about lions being so cool and them conquering the lionesses when all male lions do is sleep and eat while the lionesses are out hunting and stuff

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Bro, like none of it makes sense. From the alpha/sigma/ beta/ omega males, the red pill/ blue pulled dudes or even about what is masculine or feminine, and of course they always bring up animal behavior. In most the female is the hunter and the males either are there to purely breed to to guard toe group. I mean even females penguins do more than what this loser assumes females are supposed to do. He knows nothing animal roles. So funny that these type of dude always use nonfiction movies to explain what they are or how they should be as if it’s all real and true. The Matrix is a transgender allegory (as the director who is trans woman by the way) explained it. They will deny, deny, deny though🙄
      These dudes are the “Astrology girl” of dudes, so stupid.

    • @Edible_Kittens
      @Edible_Kittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@seanceknowles2911 “these dudes are the “astrology girls” of dudes” hOLY SHIT. I’ve never heard anything truer.

  • @temporal_lacunae
    @temporal_lacunae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    I think it's super inclusive for them to create these frats for guys who never went to college.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Holy shit you're right 😆

    • @Flybabyfish
      @Flybabyfish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      😂

    • @joys8634
      @joys8634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Manority of college students get useless degrees, minimun wage, and student debt. Only stem degrees matter

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@joys8634 majority*

    • @axemenace6637
      @axemenace6637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@joys8634 at least they teach you how to spell in college

  • @anna_banana414
    @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4792

    hey hey hey, as a woman who happens to like men, if you refer to yourself as an “alpha”, “omega”, “beta”, “sigma”, or ANY OTHER Greek alphabetical characters and refer to yourself as a wolf or lion or any other animal, you are no longer in the area of my attraction, thank you

    • @anna_banana414
      @anna_banana414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @Maff babes you’ve got a photo of an anthropomorphic wolf as your profile picture. no one needs your commentary.

    • @maddiemainer
      @maddiemainer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @Maff babe let’s stop with the projection

    • @calicocreme4639
      @calicocreme4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Maff Yikes, looks like no one agrees with you lmao

    • @jzmc7562
      @jzmc7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What did maff say?

    • @calicocreme4639
      @calicocreme4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@jzmc7562 something about how omegaverse boys like himself didn't want to be in her area anyway

  • @scintillantflea4698
    @scintillantflea4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Fun fact: in a lion pack the females do all the hunting while the males have petty and unproductive squabbles about mating rights . Says it all don't you think?

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Also spends most of their time sleeping🙄

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Also you can scare away a male lion
      But if a lioness is after you... Eh pick a diety and start praying

    • @residentdaniel9255
      @residentdaniel9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha, are u a lioness or a human, do u hunt? Do u roar or talk? Says everything about what?
      It's funny how lots of the comments here are just woman saying something "hurtful" or just their point of view, but they don't have any arguments on why are they right. It's just funny, life has just turn itself into a Gender war xd

    • @scintillantflea4698
      @scintillantflea4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@residentdaniel9255 I am not a woman and I disapprove of misandry, my comment was purely a humorous response to the trend of sigma males constantly comparing themselves to lions with no consideration for the actuality of a lion pride's social system.

    • @marchagan732
      @marchagan732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except when its large prey like an elephant or hippo, they need a large male to take it down, but I get what you're saying.

  • @ollie_bot
    @ollie_bot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

    These “Sigma males” are the same kind of people who would say they’re “super-straight.”

    • @orbitchjulia
      @orbitchjulia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      * gags *

    • @iliterallycantdeal6122
      @iliterallycantdeal6122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      So are “alpha males” as they use women apparently

    • @guitar7279
      @guitar7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      S-sup- super *throws up*

    • @radiotelevision2371
      @radiotelevision2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ITS A BIRD! ITS PLANE! NO, ITS A SUPERSTRAIGHT!!

    • @_dizzyp0p_
      @_dizzyp0p_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude yess

  • @satine2342
    @satine2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    The fact that he said that a more conservatively dressed woman (specifically black woman) will be more intelligent and smart is a stupid thing to say, because y’all KNOW he’s intimidated by smart women.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      “intelligent” = “believes my bullshit”

  • @artificialascension
    @artificialascension 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    That guy saying "Siberian tiger is probably the biggest tiger" showing that he actually knows nothing about animals. Siberian tiger IS the biggest tiger. Also he's completely wrong about the wolves. There are no alpha males.

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And in your trying to throw shade at him, what are YOU doing to make YOUR life better?
      To be brutally honest, If you can't honestly & intelligently answer this question, you're full of 💩 & your words are worthless.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@zap_sigma1
      Lol at that username. Of course YOU would say that.

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mastermarkus5307 You know nothing about me.
      For all your worthless delusions of grandeur you happened to say absolutely nothing of value.
      But "of course you would say that".👎🏻😂

    • @seanceknowles2911
      @seanceknowles2911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zap_sigma1 don’t worry about what others do. You clearly being in the comment section of a TH-cam video aren’t doing much either.
      There is no actual scientific evidence of alpha males in wolves packs. They just represent the father of the group of offspring. Drama or wolves would then be alphas too because they do what the male does.
      Also there’s the red pil and blue pill bs originated from The Matrix ( whose director Lilly Wachowski) said it was a transgender allegory.
      And one other thing, the fact that these men use Greek letters to make up a whole personality, but judge chicks who use Zodiac signs is a bit hypocritical, no? I may not believe in them but whatever.
      All of this alpha/ sigma/ omega male shit is just a disguise to use misogyny, racism and to dehumanize and degrade women.

    • @zap_sigma1
      @zap_sigma1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seanceknowles2911 what would you know about it? The social hierarchy within the animal kingdom & the human world are completely different.
      Secondly, there's no scientific evidence that you are entitled to a damn thing. Yet, you narcissistically delude yourself that men are on earth to decorate your life.
      And finally, you should heed your own advice gaslighter.
      Save your bullshit strawman arguments for someone else.
      You shouldn't worry about anything I say or do. Your worthless words don't mean 💩. I'm sure you delusionally entertained this ridiculous notion that you "spoke your damn mind" & "set me straight ", but in reality you only accomplished showing the world just how ignorant, childish, & uninformed your unenlightened mind is.
      Next time you decide you want to check somebody, make sure you're not talking out of your ass.
      I see straight through you.
      #Check Mate

  • @kollinbyrne7150
    @kollinbyrne7150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    it's hilarious to me that these are probably the kinds of guys who would make the "lgtbqlmnop" kind of joke, meanwhile they're over there making their own community out of greek letters

    • @CJMGalaxy
      @CJMGalaxy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      They keep dropping new kinds of male but you'd better bet they don't think trans men are men

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      And complain if super straight isn't accepted by the lgbt

    • @h0zumi
      @h0zumi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CJMGalaxy all these alpha bs making everyone lose their braincells

    • @domesticatedsun2456
      @domesticatedsun2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "red pilled" oh you mean that phrase from the movie written by trans women? and is an allegory for being trans? but you're transphobic? ok king

    • @jamesclarkson923
      @jamesclarkson923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@domesticatedsun2456 nah but like critically understanding a movie is like so hard though 😢

  • @bonezenith7935
    @bonezenith7935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    its so funny that the dude is comparing "sigma males" to lone wolves because like.. a lone wolf is a dead wolf. Wolves cannot survive reliably on their own. Imagine seeing a social animal that's been rejected by its peers and being like "yes. this is what i want to be."

    • @verybarebones
      @verybarebones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      Nah it's not what they want to be, it's what they currently are and they look for justifications instead of self improvement.

    • @katevgrady
      @katevgrady 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      What's funny is when I think of "lone wolf" I think of 06 Female from Yellowstone and how she killed it on her own until she took in two males who were actually the (mis)conception of beta males. Then they had some daughters who also ruled majestically and then she died and now I'm SAD god thanks misogynists

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Alpha wolves don’t even exist
      It’s just whatever wolf is oldest always
      The eldest always no matter will be top dog
      Gender,capability,handicaps don’t matter
      Just age

    • @toastwell6488
      @toastwell6488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@katevgrady sounds like a cool wolf!

    • @iamtheboneofmysword607
      @iamtheboneofmysword607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pshttt you don't understand! They're living their best broody wattpad boy life!

  • @kitj3301
    @kitj3301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    why are these men obsessed with the idea of “alpha” or “sigma” it’s giving wattpad energy from my middle school years😂

    • @Edible_Kittens
      @Edible_Kittens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not the 14 year old ABO wattpad writers and 30 year old creepy men having this in common lol

  • @IcExGuRl123
    @IcExGuRl123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    Why do men STILL think that what we wear is to only please them?? We don’t dress hot for you, we dress hot for us!

    • @wl415
      @wl415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      It’s because these men do everything for women so they think we do the same for them.

    • @boop7405
      @boop7405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@wl415 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

    • @IcExGuRl123
      @IcExGuRl123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      @@eliasjohansson390 because I’m hot??? What kind of a dumb question is this?

    • @boop7405
      @boop7405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@IcExGuRl123 foreals couldnt have answered it better myself

    • @eliasjohansson390
      @eliasjohansson390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@IcExGuRl123 real deep analysis Einstein

  • @dearsol.
    @dearsol. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    why is he explaining the omegaverse fanfictions 😭

    • @shitakemewmew
      @shitakemewmew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Nah, cuz im waiting for the mpreg stuff 💀💀

    • @alicecore8055
      @alicecore8055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shitakemewmew yesss lmao

    • @ginandromeda1618
      @ginandromeda1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Y'all better expect the alpha gay male subculture when some of these dudes realize the amount of internalized homophobia they have

    • @inkchip7351
      @inkchip7351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Inaccurate he didn't include pair bonding! I mean does he even read his literature

  • @Shoob-k5u
    @Shoob-k5u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    6:25 what he failed to bring up is that the liger, a lion/tiger hybrid, is actually larger than them both. So to be the biggest jungle cat around you need gay dads that are an alpha male and a sigma male. Unfortunately you will also be infertile

  • @klutzyredhead
    @klutzyredhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    I absolutely lost it when you erased the board. He just showed why we needed to watch the video, before starting the video

  • @jordanjordan124
    @jordanjordan124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    I thinks it’s interesting how all these guys who try to show other guys how to get girls don’t have a girlfriend or wife or any girl

    • @blacklightredlight2945
      @blacklightredlight2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah, ironically the betas he describes have the most chad energy and are most likely to have a girlfriend or wife. Because their definition is that they're successful and buy dinner I guess. The guys on tinder who's profile is "Let me buy you dinner." and gets their foot in the door picking who they want in the herd.
      Sigmas are the lone wolves that don't want commitment, so the guys on tinder that say "Here for a good time not a long time" and immediately get declined.

    • @Srtgg
      @Srtgg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@blacklightredlight2945 did.. did you just compare women to a herd? Ew.

    • @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace
      @knitted_sweater_near_fireplace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @Ryan D How about we don't generalise people into some lame categories. I swear, guys who are into alfa/beta shit treat women like different species

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@knitted_sweater_near_fireplace Exactly! Pickup artists treat women like safe boxes to unlock to get some prize inside (aka sex and clout). Literally just have a normal conversation with the person you’re interested in and stop acting like it’s a game with hacks and cheat codes. I guarantee that nobody finds this manipulative behavior attractive.

    • @valm5531
      @valm5531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Ryan D I think the point Blacklight Redlight was making is that “alphas” are often self-described and thus insecure so they act like assholes and call it “confidence”, and they also call every dude they perceive as weaker/smaller “betas”. Whereas those “betas” tend to just be normal, decent, charismatic dudes who don’t treat the dating world like it’s the jungle and don’t treat women as conquest.

  • @punkrckr6889
    @punkrckr6889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Any man who has to say ‘I am an alpha male’ is not an alpha male.”
    - Tywin Lannister

  • @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627
    @ivebeeenthinkntomuchl8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1477

    “short girl, short hair, mainly gonna be dating women”
    me a short girl with short hair: well i mean he’s not wrong

    • @alia.1041
      @alia.1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      at least he acknowledges that lesbians exist

    • @justrandomotaku
      @justrandomotaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      "big booty big tiddies" LMAO so he's sad that hot lesbians don't want him or what

    • @mariebarnes6386
      @mariebarnes6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@alia.1041 those are some crazy low standerds lol

    • @jeevikaeraiyoli3431
      @jeevikaeraiyoli3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my exact reaction

    • @eminempreg
      @eminempreg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm your opposite, covered up from the collar bone down. Find me crying over a math test

  • @wadenelson358
    @wadenelson358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    A woman can walk out of a barber shop with a different personality than she walked in with is what I gather from this

    • @mahsieirvdj
      @mahsieirvdj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I guess your personality changes with time. Every month you want to get married 1/2 inch more.

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And in winter, all the insecurities ✨disappear✨

    • @samrydhy
      @samrydhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mahsieirvdj BABSJSJSJSHX I AM WHEEZING

    • @elliel.5915
      @elliel.5915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's true, I got a medium bob cut about a year and a half ago. I walked into the hairdresser's a heterosexual stay-at-home mom and walked out a feminist lesbian girlboss.

    • @silentj624
      @silentj624 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      A fresh hairstyle should hype EVERYONE up. Lol

  • @ryukisgod2834
    @ryukisgod2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Bloods and Crips are beta males.” Now I don’t endorse gang violence… but if someone sent this to the Bloods and The Crips…

    • @aprilflowers5738
      @aprilflowers5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would love to see him say these things to gang member’s faces. The next morning he’s an obituary

  • @sleepyash1502
    @sleepyash1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    All I could think about was Omegaverse...can’t believe they so obsessed with it lol

    • @DarkSilus
      @DarkSilus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      LMFAO same. When I heard omega male I was like 👀 do they know?

    • @Melly16yr10
      @Melly16yr10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What thing? Never heard of it.

    • @Ridiculousness326
      @Ridiculousness326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@honkstheclown8631 i kinda like it but its not for everyone

    • @preternatural3231
      @preternatural3231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😭😭✋ stoppppfnfnfjfhdjdjd

    • @Alex_Knight.
      @Alex_Knight. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That's all I think of when I see these weird "alpha" and etc videos😂😂

  • @luxuscarnage4828
    @luxuscarnage4828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    He's talking about spotting women like people talk about snake markings.

  • @Jupiterfangs
    @Jupiterfangs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I’m worried for when this guy realises that women are humans too...I don’t think he’ll survive :0

  • @curstinmichelle
    @curstinmichelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    one surprising take-away I had from this video is that it is 100% okay to finally start my TH-cam channel. If a sigma male can get online and say utter nonsense, I feel like the bar isn't as high as I'm imagining...

    • @TiffG100
      @TiffG100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Do it sis!

    • @liete-sl2wg
      @liete-sl2wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Go for it girlie :D

    • @thilypad557
      @thilypad557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Get that ad sense money boo

    • @yzma6142
      @yzma6142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get to the bag sis!

    • @curstinmichelle
      @curstinmichelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      y'all are all so sweet in the replies. Thank you for your encouragement. 2022 is dedicated to getting comfortable on camera because of y'all. Let this be a sign to follow your passions and interests!

  • @ruby-mf6oh
    @ruby-mf6oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1091

    mr beanie comedy man has put a little extra beanie, comedy, and man into this video. It has a little something for everyone and really makes you feel like spider-man

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      the best review i could ask for

    • @eonstar2441
      @eonstar2441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      legit review

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the exaggerated swagger of
      a joke that probably can be made here but I can’t think of currently

    • @TwixtheFox
      @TwixtheFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But... The graphics... That's what this really is all about.

  • @hunterthompson8505
    @hunterthompson8505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    “Short girl, short hair are mainly gonna be dating women.”
    My fiancée, a short girl with short hair: 😮 “I’ve made a mistake”

  • @cori742
    @cori742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    as a tall girl, can confirm, every inch past 5'4 is another insecurity and it is specifically because of Men Like This lmao

    • @goblinlibrary280
      @goblinlibrary280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Screw that. Let’s put on heels and tower over those losers.
      (Except I can’t walk in heels, so maybe, like, platforms.)

    • @someemotheathrekid
      @someemotheathrekid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I'm 5'2 and I can tell you that I am very insecure of my height

    • @blacklightredlight2945
      @blacklightredlight2945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I'm 5'5", and I'm violently dominant. Taller than me? Call them trees. Shorter than me? shrimp.

    • @cori742
      @cori742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@blacklightredlight2945 you are the final boss this “sigma male” guy has to face eventually

    • @alia.1041
      @alia.1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      men who make fun of tall girls are jealous, and would likely change their tune if they had a chance with one

  • @nntbm
    @nntbm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "shorter women are going to be more confident" me, at 5'1": all of my insecurities have been washed away, and all of my problems have disappeared. my wilting crops are now thriving, and i may ascend from this mortal realm and be with my people in a higher plane of existence.

    • @bruh2843
      @bruh2843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      yes as a 4'11" woman i can say i am 1000% more attractive, my depression, anxiety, + mood swings are gone, and so is my chronic pain. thank you sigma male guy

    • @hobiwankenobi.666
      @hobiwankenobi.666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@bruh2843 same. as a 4'11" woman, i will be growing out my hair and buying trenchcoats (even though i live in a tropical country) instead of going to therapy. ascending 🙏

    • @semicolumnn
      @semicolumnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I am 1'2" and I am a god.

    • @sirbilliam3455
      @sirbilliam3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@semicolumnn that's still too tall, you
      gotta be a Planck length tall.

    • @semicolumnn
      @semicolumnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sirbilliam3455 Well now I can't up you :/

  • @BrianTylerComposer
    @BrianTylerComposer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There are also males called "dumb guys."

  • @divine5328
    @divine5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    This guy has a lot of nothing to say. Literally he doesn’t say anything of value and it doesn’t even come together to make a cohesive point. Like wtf I feel bad for women that have to be around men that think like this

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      his brain has massively short circuited

    • @losfromla1480
      @losfromla1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What women do you think would have to be around him and exposed to his thoughts? Where would that be tolerable and accepted?

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      for a second i thought u were talking about nick and i was so confused lol

    • @godzdead
      @godzdead 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i really like your pfp

    • @XFearMeXx
      @XFearMeXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh don't worry, not that many women are around guys like this, that's why they think this way

  • @Cl00-p7i
    @Cl00-p7i 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    as a 5’10” girl with somewhat short hair i can confirm i am constantly terrified and have many, many problems.

    • @zainubsheikh8198
      @zainubsheikh8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is a mood!

    • @MBrainspaz
      @MBrainspaz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When he said the shorter the hair = more problems - 😅 I gotta go shorter next time

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MBrainspaz I've had a rough life but I'm well adjusted, is that why my hair has almost always been medium length? :ooo

    • @spiritualsnail1584
      @spiritualsnail1584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just let your hair grow and your problems will dissolve

  • @campbell2009
    @campbell2009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the thing with the clothes thing, i wear a RANGE. it ranges from baggy jeans and a hoodie to a miniskirt and a corset.

  • @bibsp3556
    @bibsp3556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Imagine getting turned down so much that you can tell just by a look, exactly what excuse you're gonna make for it.

  • @elizahamilton81
    @elizahamilton81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I love how they use the term "Alpha Male" meaning like they're dominant or above everyone else and got there through aggression when in reality, the alpha male is literally just the dad. He's only the alpha because the only other wolves in his pack are his wife and kids.

    • @galaxyocicat5660
      @galaxyocicat5660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I wouldn't trust any of these "Alpha males" to be near children.

    • @cniknik9863
      @cniknik9863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I know right 😂 it's so funny hearing this long dead theory still being applied.

    • @dlalalabu5956
      @dlalalabu5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yeah and they get even more upset when they learn mother wolf is alpha too bc suprize suprise wolves arent mysognistic

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fucking THANK YOU
      -David Mech

    • @sophitiaofhyrule
      @sophitiaofhyrule 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait until they learn female Alpha wolves exist

  • @indiabartholomew579
    @indiabartholomew579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love watching Nick start by trying to play along with these channels before gradually descending into disbelieving exasperation

  • @brandawgz
    @brandawgz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    The whiteboard gag has me dead

  • @annandnaomi
    @annandnaomi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    LMAO THE WAY U WENT ON A RANT ABOUT THE RETAINER

  • @claireg9610
    @claireg9610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Today I learned that I am:
    - VERY insecure
    - just looking for a rich man to marry
    So glad this man is here to tell me who I am!!!

  • @DanniWearsPrada
    @DanniWearsPrada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I had a shaved head, and currently only have a couple inches of hair. I donated my hair and raised money for cancer. But I think I’m just insane like homeboy says

    • @DanniWearsPrada
      @DanniWearsPrada 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Come to think of it I am diagnosed with several mental illnesses so I think he has a point

    • @starguhl
      @starguhl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      big ups ❤️

  • @yourestuckwithme1844
    @yourestuckwithme1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    A lot of women dress up for themselves and not for men
    ✨Mind blowing, right?✨

    • @Melly16yr10
      @Melly16yr10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So bloody true

    • @gurkirat_26_xb49
      @gurkirat_26_xb49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @sheevinopalpatino4782
      @sheevinopalpatino4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@gurkirat_26_xb49 M'lad, I dress well when I'm alone or when I go out. I'd say the same applies to women.

    • @gurkirat_26_xb49
      @gurkirat_26_xb49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sheevinopalpatino4782 I WAS JUST JOKING BUDDY HOL' UP

    • @sheevinopalpatino4782
      @sheevinopalpatino4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lamia I'm a man haha

  • @melissahollowell7255
    @melissahollowell7255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    If only talking to someone and getting to know them was an option.

  • @bubbleartlive
    @bubbleartlive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Yes me a 5'10" women is so insecure, in fact im so insecure i wear heels to make me even taller.

    • @viktoriyat1815
      @viktoriyat1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      gotta make up for all the insecurity

    • @yesvember11
      @yesvember11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Okay but are you a tall woman with short hair or long hair? Because that makes all the difference lol

  • @NutyRiver
    @NutyRiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    I’m a lesbian who’s been growing my hair out my whole life. My long hair is precious to me. But this video makes me wanna chop it all off if it’s gonna keep men like this away from me kfjdhskdhdkfjfkfhf

    • @peachepanda4484
      @peachepanda4484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Men ruin everythingGggg lmfao. I’m sure ur hair is Gorg!! As a fellow lesbian I love gals w long hair ✨🥺

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      My thoughts exactly. Like no, I'm not trying to secretly signal my longing for a rich man to marry with anything concerning my appearance. Just because I don't clothe myself in a pride flag every day doesn't mean a guy has any right to expect I'm interested. God, I hate the mentality of these romance experts.

    • @jennali9800
      @jennali9800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The gay keysmash. One of us.

    • @souldog6
      @souldog6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peachepanda4484 that's kinda sexist

    • @karinam4767
      @karinam4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@souldog6 how

  • @TAddy-wq3hg
    @TAddy-wq3hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    These guys would lose their shit on Archive of Our Own.

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    He's the lone wolf because, "It doesn't look like he has many friends."
    That cracked me up.

  • @ColeChesnut
    @ColeChesnut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Seems like he’s trying to do astrology without knowing someone’s birthday. IDK LOL

  • @xXBarbDwireXx
    @xXBarbDwireXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of my friends is a 6'10" woman and she's the chillest person I've met

  • @wrencarey681
    @wrencarey681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    The term for alpha came from someone researching Wolfs they thought that the alpha was the pack leader but when the researcher wanted to double check they figured out that the alpha was actually just the parents of the pack.

    • @kristyw89
      @kristyw89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      The "dominant alpha" behavior they observed was just the fact that they were studying wolves in zoos and they were unrelated animals all crammed together so it was mostly aggression and fighting that they saw.

    • @bumblebeebrass164
      @bumblebeebrass164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES! Lmaoo

    • @ArtisticallySpoken
      @ArtisticallySpoken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Is that why guys who call themselves alpha like being called "daddy"?

    • @tenshi7784
      @tenshi7784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People just like using outdated terminology

  • @jazuren2585
    @jazuren2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    In the fan fiction community, Alpha, Beta and Omega males have a completely different meaning and yes it does make this infinitely more hilarious.

    • @nationalhamleague5352
      @nationalhamleague5352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The knowledge of mpreg, ruts and heats will kill this guy on the spot. He can't withstand such advanced thinking XD

    • @nationalhamleague5352
      @nationalhamleague5352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Ghosty Toasty oh noooo. I am so sorry XD

    • @rinknz23
      @rinknz23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      tbh for a long time that abo shit only existed in fan fiction, but boy was i wrong.

    • @mrboerger1620
      @mrboerger1620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      YAOI INTENSE YAOI

    • @jazuren2585
      @jazuren2585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Ghosty Toasty I’m at fault, had I seen this sooner I would have tried to stop you D:

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Chuds: "Haha the left and their 86 genders, what a joke."
    Also chuds: "I am now a sigma male."

  • @viisspooky
    @viisspooky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    thumbnail: tall women are insecure.
    me, a tall woman who’s insecure: hey now.

    • @michaelaj5977
      @michaelaj5977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We know, but hey

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CHOMMYINNIT

    • @hithere-ck6mu
      @hithere-ck6mu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      right! i saw the thumbnail and i was like... yeah...

    • @elle1107
      @elle1107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelaj5977 I CAME HERE TO SAY EXACTLY THAT THANK YOU

    • @mikhaellawalden
      @mikhaellawalden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You're an all star, get your game on, go play! ♩

  • @rawkrXbabee
    @rawkrXbabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    these guys spend so much time and effort trying to analyze women and then call their friends simps when they get a girlfriend

  • @katjosephperez8772
    @katjosephperez8772 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I live in Texas. I don’t wanna put on a knit sweater and a windbreaker and then wrap myself in a duvet!

  • @hollyberryblue3642
    @hollyberryblue3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Absolutely love the deadpan attempt to map out the logic of this guy 😂

    • @hollyberryblue3642
      @hollyberryblue3642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also I feel like the framing of his video isn't just uncomfortable bc his face takes up so much of the screen, but you can tell he's sitting so physically close to the camera, it almost looks like a fish eye lens? Like even if he zoomed in to the same framing I think if he was just farther away from the camera it would feel so much less awkward 😂😂😂 the second video was a tiny bit better but still lol

  • @laurelmartens9589
    @laurelmartens9589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    I’m a tall, almost bald woman but not scantily clad... should I just go on and ditch the clothes so it’s clear that I’m an emotional freak??

    • @someemotheathrekid
      @someemotheathrekid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Great ways to keep those men away

    • @iluvorchids9o
      @iluvorchids9o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, ditch the clothes. sadly I fit into his categories... I'm a short girl with medium hair, andddd I'm gay...

    • @someemotheathrekid
      @someemotheathrekid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iluvorchids9o but like.. same

    • @yesvember11
      @yesvember11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iluvorchids9o exactly cuz tall women with long hair can’t be gay!!!

    • @iluvorchids9o
      @iluvorchids9o 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yesvember11 right! Anyone women can be gay!

  • @mysteriouskenzie4412
    @mysteriouskenzie4412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this man took once look at the concept of the Omegaverse and rubbed his hands together menacingly without actually reading any Omegaverse to gain context

  • @elfiot
    @elfiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    A moment of silence for all the tall femmes that this guy has tried to hit on because he thinks that lesbianism correlates with hair length and height.

  • @theowlyone
    @theowlyone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    As a classics student can confirm: we learn the Greek alphabet not only to read ancient texts but to assign an arbitrary letter to every single man we come across ✌️😌

    • @AammaK
      @AammaK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      learned Koine in theology studies and whenever I hear this stuff my mind goes into reciting Novum Testamentum Graece mode

    • @josephwood4362
      @josephwood4362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I call dibs on Epsilon

    • @worldwideugly3753
      @worldwideugly3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you have omegaverse courses too?

  • @HannahNeedstoYell
    @HannahNeedstoYell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ideal woman: short, very long hair, SOOOO many layers of clothing. just a walking department store.

  • @EvilLarryDavid
    @EvilLarryDavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    “The more clothes she has on, the smarter she’s going to be”
    I regularly wear “skimpy” outfits and I go to Columbia University but go off

    • @XFearMeXx
      @XFearMeXx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      No untrue, obviously everytime you try to put on that tank top it suddenly turns into a northface

    • @BlazerT48
      @BlazerT48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Me wearing layers of clothing and still dumb as hell 👁👄👁

    • @ninalove3044
      @ninalove3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BlazerT48 🤣🤣

    • @agnessfox9983
      @agnessfox9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yaaas, you go girl ✨💪

    • @aistrial
      @aistrial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Jackson Five It’s relevant and it was said humorously dude. Not sure why you have a problem with it. No problem with being happy for a stranger.

  • @internetdirigible
    @internetdirigible 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Man this channel is good, no reason you can't have kurtis connor / drew gooden views. Keep up hopefully you make it big

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      thank you for the kind words, coleman!! i appreciate it!

    • @megczaban6814
      @megczaban6814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah im excited to be able to say that I subbed to this channel at 20k once hes big

    • @AvaAurora5611
      @AvaAurora5611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trueee

  • @socialdistancingon8333
    @socialdistancingon8333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Pay attention to a woman's hair, height, skin color...this gives you an assumption of her personality".
    Well, technically, that is true. It's an assumption.

  • @laazysusan9608
    @laazysusan9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    My brain hurt so much when he started talking about lions and tigers. Holy fuck. I don’t understand lmao.

  • @howdyhorses61
    @howdyhorses61 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    This man is a living buzzfeed quiz

    • @lynx_the_
      @lynx_the_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is this accurate tho-

  • @laurannep9663
    @laurannep9663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I genuinly think these men have never talked with a woman who didnt just agree with shit because she wanted to get away from them without getting them mad

  • @viktoriyat1815
    @viktoriyat1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I've never been more shocked in my life than when u took away the whiteboard to reveal a BED behind it
    I though u were in some type of office room lmao

  • @hy3000
    @hy3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I haven't laughed at a TH-cam video like this in a long time! But these kinds of content makes me wonder how many men also think like this 😬

    • @nickisnotgreen
      @nickisnotgreen  4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      hahah im so glad to hear that!! thank you for watching :-) i hope not too many, if i catch anyone watching my videos acting like this, there WILL BE CONSEQUENCES

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Gotta love how pickup artists treat women like some safe box to unlock to get some prize inside (aka sex and clout). Literally just have a normal conversation with the person you’re interested in and stop treating it like a game to win.

    • @mimsycookiiess
      @mimsycookiiess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wendys9500 true lol

    • @plantmama7442
      @plantmama7442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@wendys9500 Right ?? It truly is that simple! As a girl the best thing I can say is just be genuine! Be kind, be authentic, don’t listen to all that bullshit. Just have a simple conversation and get to know us & go from there! There are like 8 billion people on this planet, dating is not rocket science !!

    • @wendys9500
      @wendys9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@plantmama7442 Exactly! I don’t think those pickup artists realize how weird and gross they’re being.

  • @janed8785
    @janed8785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    as a queer woman, i have officially decided to grow my hair out and grow taller because this dude being correct just doesnt sit right with me

  • @kopperPOTS419
    @kopperPOTS419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I just discovered this dude and all I can think is "I'm am nick, and I am kurtis, and we are not the same person"
    of course I scrubbed and ringed the ding dong

  • @wafflekiller5148
    @wafflekiller5148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    What? Loving caring relationship where both parties like each other? Impossible, one has to be using the other

    • @beanus7394
      @beanus7394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you LIKE your girlfriend? Eww dude wtfffffff ewwwww

    • @ThePhoenixCapricorn
      @ThePhoenixCapricorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cringe

  • @_lunisgaming_2827
    @_lunisgaming_2827 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It is so dump to category yourself in different classes like beta Alpha and worst - Sigma. It just cringes me out

  • @hanktheclank
    @hanktheclank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Shout out to all my tall bald scantily clad women 😘

    • @yesvember11
      @yesvember11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It me 💃 although sometimes I wear a lot of clothes if it’s cold but I also wear a little bit of clothes if it’s hot but also I shower naked WHO AM I? 😞

    • @tatibannett9153
      @tatibannett9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@yesvember11 Girl you gotta get this identity crisis figured out... make a decision and COMMIT. Personally I shower clothed and wear sweaters in the summer but hey that's just me😉😚

    • @absolutetrash8118
      @absolutetrash8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tatibannett9153 havent showered in 3 months just to find my ultimate sigma male 😤😤😤
      will NEVER catch me scantily clad

    • @evelynjenkins4456
      @evelynjenkins4456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ❤ we love you