Xenonion Year In Review (2257)

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  • @XenonionNews
    @XenonionNews  ปีที่แล้ว +57

    For your one way ticket to the ISS Xenonion, click here: www.discord.gg/Xenonion

  • @accessthemainframe4475
    @accessthemainframe4475 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    What a year. Feels like I'm still processing 2254, and yet it's almost 2258 already.

  • @ReezeGoingSenseless
    @ReezeGoingSenseless ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Tactical doves may not be underestimated.Who knows what biological horrors those filthy terran creatures may unleash upon an unsuspecting isolationist.

    • @Pixelflame5826
      @Pixelflame5826 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably just a long and painful cleanup job for all the bird crap ridden corvettes. Truly a harmful fleet sabotage tactic.

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 ปีที่แล้ว

      Weaponized Blorg?

    • @KingOfElectricNinjas
      @KingOfElectricNinjas หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The developer of the weapon, the human H. Doofenshmirtz, could not be contacted for comment.

  • @MurseSamson
    @MurseSamson ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I can NOT wait for MS Paint to drop to play with my friends!! 😮🎨😄 Green is gonna be meta this year, nerds!! 😊👨‍🎨

    • @konstantinmilyutin1190
      @konstantinmilyutin1190 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To hell with meta! I am going to roleplay as Purple phoenix for the 50th time!

    • @MurseSamson
      @MurseSamson ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@konstantinmilyutin1190 🤣 Purple isn't a primary color; get ready to get schooled. #Primary4L 🎨🎨🎨

    • @UninvitedApparition
      @UninvitedApparition ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EVERYONE KNOWS GREY SUPERIORITY! ALL OTHER SHADES OF GREY WILL BOW BEFORE MY SLIGHTLY DARKER SHADE OF GREY!!

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 ปีที่แล้ว

      HYPEEEEEE!!!!! 🔥

  • @tobiashahn9365
    @tobiashahn9365 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The only annual review I trust

  • @Erine120
    @Erine120 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Sharpbeak does look badass let’s be honest

  • @nathanblue5548
    @nathanblue5548 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I may have said it on another video, but you folks at Xenonion are my modern fix for Hitchhiker's Guide style humor when it comes to sci fi. The Aquatic bait had me rolling.

  • @ryzziktrognesou1
    @ryzziktrognesou1 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The Admiral retirement party was spot on 😂

  • @lostmarble540
    @lostmarble540 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    how fortunate that a race composed entirely of subs ended up in a galaxy full of dominating expansionists

  • @andreamagni8017
    @andreamagni8017 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm on the fence about Paint, On one hand I WILL buy it, on the other I can no longer play 3000+ hours in a massive campaign just to buy the "green" DLC that merges all my blue and my yellow and start over again

  • @CMDRExorcist
    @CMDRExorcist ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never underestimate the power of an interstellar fishing rod!

    • @nathanblue5548
      @nathanblue5548 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder how much alloy the project cost.

  • @luca0472
    @luca0472 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I don't think my PC is powerful enough to run Paint, i might have to research some nearby anomalies hoping to find better components

  • @Pacman8907
    @Pacman8907 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    A god emperor defending his empire for the 40th time, jeez I wonder year it is for him?

  • @etaoinshr
    @etaoinshr ปีที่แล้ว +22

    What an iconic year! Onwards to 2258!

  • @Sephiroth144
    @Sephiroth144 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I hope Xenonion will do some in-depth reporting on that new space station that's been completed in orbit of Epsilon Eridani III

    • @AbsolutelyJason
      @AbsolutelyJason ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can't believe no one's talking about this.

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That envoy had a name! I dont know what it is because they're all interchangable, but i'm almost certain he/she/it had a name.

  • @inspirednamehere6166
    @inspirednamehere6166 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    OK but Sharpbeak, Unbidden Beach Version, and the Secret Stealth Ship all look so good, I would love these in game!!

  • @GabFrrost
    @GabFrrost ปีที่แล้ว +17

    For the Algorithm ! In Remembrance of our great Envoy 4.

  • @Cybrex1
    @Cybrex1 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The news that we love and care for and godamn the unbidden look nice now i want an upgrade too

  • @Spartan878455
    @Spartan878455 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How ubiquitous are those slugs?

    • @XenonionNews
      @XenonionNews  ปีที่แล้ว +27

      💌sexy single slugs in YOUR local cluster 💌

    • @ernstschmidt4725
      @ernstschmidt4725 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's the same pervy slug. Xe gets around

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Xeno compatability: not even once

  • @alphayangdelete
    @alphayangdelete ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m with the fallen empire. I’d like a 5 year sleep snooze 💤

  • @howaboutno7959
    @howaboutno7959 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Only news i trust

  • @scifidino5022
    @scifidino5022 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Long Range Homing Doves: *Exist*
    That empire with feather allergy: Are you threatening me?

  • @GwainSagaFanChannel
    @GwainSagaFanChannel ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:55 All praise our galactic God-emperor

  • @louisgentilucci1188
    @louisgentilucci1188 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What a wonderful year!! Thank you Xenonion!!

  • @Alex-lo9gy
    @Alex-lo9gy ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Im already preordering the microsoft paint expansion pass as i write 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ernstschmidt4725
      @ernstschmidt4725 ปีที่แล้ว

      hope your rig can handle it, dark matter powered computers have problem running the latest paradox games, specially once the dlc come out.

  • @t.wcharles2171
    @t.wcharles2171 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like the Ulm reference in the station name.

  • @phantasyhero4435
    @phantasyhero4435 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Man I felt that megacorp one

  • @nathansingleton7532
    @nathansingleton7532 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:33 Oh! So _that's_ where my admiral went when he vanished mid-war...
    ha, that little stinker, owell, he was a good fleet commander and kicked plenty of xeno tail before retirement, he did his duty for humanity and his time has come, good for him

  • @pollishion8394
    @pollishion8394 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hyped for Microsoft paint!

  • @Valokaari
    @Valokaari ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh, I soooo want MS Pain!!!!

  • @Nonexistanthuman
    @Nonexistanthuman 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of my favorite channels

  • @mercenary4721
    @mercenary4721 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can't wait for the next one!

  • @phluphie
    @phluphie ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you guys!

  • @ceronulo6858
    @ceronulo6858 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Pacifist unvale a new titan" THATS ME!!!

  • @KeinNiemand
    @KeinNiemand 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please come back to making more videos

  • @gadgetboy4717
    @gadgetboy4717 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost didn't get the Unbidden Custodian joke

  • @wrxtt
    @wrxtt 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Xenonion
    Xen-onion
    I just got the joke

  • @AbsolutelyJason
    @AbsolutelyJason ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I vaguely recall the death of an envoy. Could have been this year or last year. I don't know who it was or what they were doing if anything at all. Was that addressed in the recap? I don't remember.

  • @Viktorxbrun
    @Viktorxbrun 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Please atleast cover the new DLC, love your content!

  • @Lithobraker
    @Lithobraker ปีที่แล้ว +1

    BREAKING: Katzenartig Imperium celebrates Kaiser Moon's 150th destroyed battleship, experts urge admirals to consider corvettes as a solution
    Devouring Swarm wins pan-galactic cook-off with delicious "Sauteed Blorg" dish
    Prethoryn Scourge accused of plagiarism by Tyranid Hive Mind, faces legal action
    In light of recent Blokkat incursion, e-book "Why Are Cats Out to Get Us?" reaches record sales
    Senate sidelines resolution to focus on Katzenartig Imperium in favor of new Tiyanki conservation act
    Oddly menacing ships found in space owned by adorable butterfly empire, coinciding with dark matter price jump
    Space Newell announces long-awaited release of Half-Life 3
    Two empires break 300-year long peace in surprise war, both cite 'Alleviate Boredom' as casus belli

  • @explodingwolfgaming8024
    @explodingwolfgaming8024 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Commenting 4 algorithm

  • @infinityc2859
    @infinityc2859 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If you want to do a modded one you can have Xenonion Cover the Blokkats systematically destroying the galaxy.

  • @Φλωρος-Θωμασου-Ξ5Ξ
    @Φλωρος-Θωμασου-Ξ5Ξ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the only news!

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 ปีที่แล้ว

      Indeed; at least since the Alien News Desk folded shop...

  • @xbane5109
    @xbane5109 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    why you not doing anynthing anymore ? love your content

  • @LostSoul-TeemoMain
    @LostSoul-TeemoMain 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Microsoft Paint is my fav game

  • @jonathantifone8001
    @jonathantifone8001 ปีที่แล้ว

    Engagement

  • @emaldir4067
    @emaldir4067 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love it

  • @Taletad
    @Taletad ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude your video need to end sooner, having a long end that nobody is watching kills your engagement and your Videos don’t get the recommendation they deserve
    Your work is too awesome to stay this criminally underwatched

  • @Crazycowboy208
    @Crazycowboy208 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    First