ERRATUM: It's been brought to my attention that the detail about Nerea seems to be uncorroborated by the primary source! Evidence suggests she originates in the distant past of a mid-2010s uncited edit to Nerites's wikipedia page. And that, kids, is why we always go straight to the primary source whenever we can! 🦐 -R
So why didn't you? You just created a video based off of the wikipedia article without even checking the cited source to make sure it matched wikipedia's claims?
Sister: Hey posi- Poseidon: Ok. Where's the shrimp. Sister, very slowly opening her hands to reveal the tiny shrimp: _He just keeps dating the crazy ones_
Mermaids are Celtic not Greek. And the kraken is Scandinavian not Greek. (This part isn’t related to mermaid thing it just bothers me that the sea monster in Clash of The Titans is called a kraken. That stupid thing is no kraken.)
Nerites, probably: “if I had a nickel for every time i was turned into a shrimp by a god while in a romantic relationship, I’d have ten cents. That isn’t a lot of money, but it’s still really weird that it happened twice.”
Nerites: I'm a great charioteer! Randm crowd people: bet he's better than Helios :0 Nerites: *nervous sweat* now now let’s not get carried away- Helios: *stomps in* how DARE- *shrimp ray activated*
My take on the story is that the Poseidon version takes place after the Aphrodite version and that one day Helios just got bored and decided to give the couple a neat little throwback to how they first met. You know, just for funsies.
the chronological order of nerites: Aphrodite: cute. nerites: cool thanks. Aphrodite: wanna fly nerites: no Aphrodite: tragic nerites: fuc- *is a shrimp* Neria: oh no! Poseidon help! Poseidon: ok. nerites: cool thanks Poseidon: hey cute. nerites: cool thanks can i have some horses. Poseidon: hella Helios: hey i have cooler horses. Poseidon: no you don't. Helios: fuck you your sugar baby is a shrimp now. neria: OH NO! Poseidon- Poseidon: I know just a second. nerites: cool thanks
My son's middle name is Anteros. But... sadly, it's not about consent so much as he punished people who were dicks to those who confessed to them. So... if someone tells you they love you, don't tell them to go die in a fire: Anteros will come for you. Of course you can generally say "no". Just don't be awful about it.
Not to burst your bubble, but he was also the avenger of unrequited love. He would punish people who turned down love proposals. So yeah, basically an immortal 'nice guy'.
Zeus: *cheats with woman on a boat* Hera: "Fine, I'll turn the skank into a shrimp!" Nerites: *a few moments later, in shrimp form* "Hera, honey, you missed the boat..."
@@sklaWlivE Nerites: Hey, Hestia, since you're not one of the cool gods, can I borrow your chair for - FIVE MINUTES LATER Poseidon: I don't want to know. Just hand him over before someone invents white sauce.
If you're Aphrodite, that's your fault. If you were Poseidon... eh... Okay, "that's rough buddy" still stands. Except it was Poseidon who fixed the situation both times.
He probably did eventually. Poseidon: Okay, Nerites, honey, I can't keep changing you back every week so POOF! Now you can change yourself back whenever you want! Nerites: Thanks babe! (gets shrimped) Wow. Great timing!
It reminds me of Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory when Willie Wonka says "everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon"
not quite true though. Don't get me wrong, pedophilia is definitivly not ok, but she did group two things togeather, that are not the same, there are not two different words for no reason.
Its like he just gets turned into a shrimp cause the olympian gods are teasing him for being an eternal shota. Aphrodite: 'Awww, did you get a little taller? *zap* Nope, your still a shrimp.' Nerites: 'God Dammit! Not again. Neria, could I get a lift to Poseiden again? '
I'm imagining a sequel to this: N=Nerites, P=Poseidon, A=Aphrodite *Nerites after being turned into a shrimp for the 15th time that week.* N: OH COME ON, AGAIN WITH THIS! Poseidon, I need your help, AGAIN! P: Actually, I have an idea... **Turns Nerites into a pistol shrimp** N: WHY?! P: See that big arm you have, try it out. **Nerites snaps his big claw, causing a fish nearby to explode. This gives Nerites a wonderfully devilish idea. Conveniently, at that moment Aphrodite is flying overhead** N: (readying his claw) HEY B*TCH! A: Hm? **Nerites snaps his claw, the shockwave smacks Aphrodite directly in the face, causing her to fly off like a Smash Bros character** N: THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A SHRIMP, YOU SHIP-HAVING AIRHEAD!
I actually did the story of Nerites and Poseidon for a school project. The reason Helios turned him into a shrimp was because Nerites was a better charioteer than him
*Hera (eye twitching):* "Zeus? Did you sleep with _another_ mortal?" *Zeus:* "Only a little bit. Not enough to produce a kid...Probably..." *Hera:* "USDAMMIT! Rrrrrrr-RAAAAAAHHHHHH" _mouth beam_ *Nerites (swimming in the ocean):* "So what do you want to do for dinner toni-" _shrimp'd_ *Nerea:* "...Well, I guess scampi is out of the question!" _canned laughter_ _Seinfeld theme_ _roll credits_
I think of it as this Mad Lad dates Aphrodite, gets shrimpified, Poseidon turns him back, they fall in love instantly, long happy relationship, get shrimpified again, gets turned back and lives happily ever after
Zeus: “wHo AtE mY IcE CREAM!” Everyone: * lasers to ocean* Nerites: “i Love watching the clams swim, they’re just so co-“ *turns into a shrimp* Everyone: “We took care of it!” Nerites:………*aggressive bubbles*
I like to think that whenever something happens between the gods that ends with firing towards the ocean, Poseidon just rushes to check on Nerites and make sure he hasn’t been turned into a shrimp again.
(after all the Greek gods individually turned him into shrimp) Poseidon: ALRIGHT, WHO TURNED MY BOYFRIEND INTO SHRIMP THIS TIME!!!! Aphrodite: Wasn't me. Helios: Wasn't me neither. Poseidon: Then who did it! Loki: It looked fun so screw you
Next week, Poseidon: Hermès? Hermès: nope Poseidon: Eris?! Eris: yeah not this time Poseidon: Loki?! Loki: I wish I can claim responsibility but no... Poseidon: SUSANNO?! Susanno: yeah don’t wrongly accuse a storm kami unless you are asking for death Poseidon: EA?! Ea: okay I wasn’t angry, I turned no one into shellfish Poseidon: SET?! Set: *maniacal laughter* NOPE Poseidon: WHO WAS IT THIS TIME?! Meanwhile on flower fruit mountain Sun Wukong: *holding a shrimp laser* what’s this?
Hm...Shrimp...I have a good idea...(Kid Icarus reference...) Me: Pitty Pat? Pit: What? Me: Would you like some...Shrimp? Pit: Sure! *Hands Pit a plate of shrimp (Not including Nerites)* Nerites: ... Pit: Oh hey you want some? Nerites: YOU SICK LITTLE ANGEL WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! Pit: I don't have a problem *Eats more shrimp* Nerites: NO THAT'S THE PROBLEM! PUT DOWN THAT PLATE OF SHRIMP RIGHT NOW! Pit: Why? Shrimp tastes delicious! Nerites: NO! IT DOES NOT! Me: Pitty Pat hes saying that because he gets turned into a shrimp every week by a god! Pit: Oh... *Nerites gets turned into a shrimp again* Nerites: SEE?! Hades: Satan?! Where did you put my bottle of wine? Pit: HADES?!?!
I so love the Nerites myths. One thing missing is that Nerites' sisters the Nereid sometimes include Amphitrite, best known as Poseidon's consort. That's right, Poseidon's boyfriend and wife were brother and sister.
How does Nerites feel if he sees someone eat shrimp...Hm...(Kid Icarus Reference!) Me: Hey Pitty Pat? Pit: What? Me: Would you like some shrimp? *Holds out a plate of shrimp* Pit: ... *Pits steals the plate of shrimp from my hands* Pit: Mmm shrimp! *Eats all the shrimp off the plate* Nerites: ... Pit: Oh hi! Did you want some shrimp? Nerites: YOU LITTLE SICK ANGEL! *Nerites attacks Pit* Pit: OW! Nerites: YOU--- *Nerites gets turned into a shrimp* Nerites: UGH! Hades: What a pity... Pit: HADES?! Me: You should thank him Pitty Pat...If he didn't turn Nerites into a shrimp, you'd probably be dead!
true , he literally just had two scandals in his immortal life: one is the case of Persephone , which in the ends works out by surprisingly falling on love with each other (like Beauty and the Best , I guess) and the other one is cheating Persephone only once. Meanwhile , Persephone only cheated Hades only once with Adonis. Asclepious case? Hades just ask Zeus for Asclepious to stop ressurecting people , while Zeus go on and kills Asclepious. Hercules? Hades just talks with Hercules , made a fun competion and later on gives him Cerberus , asking for him to return his dog. Orpheus? he was so moved from Orpheus' tragedy , that he goes against his job description and gives one chance for the hero to ressurect his beloved. Heck , in one version , his son Zagreus is killed by Hera , yet Hades helps Zeus to use Zagreus' heart to ressurect Dionysus (which was also killed)
@@madhatterman01 His little brothers, Zeus and Poseidon seemed to have an affair with a mortal every damn day. Hades was lonely, he kidnapped ONE goddess(who by all records actually didn't mind living in the underworld at all, neither did she mind being married to hades) and to my knowlege(thats misspelt aint it....) NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR AND IN FACT ONLY HAD ONE SON WHOM I'VE FORGOTTEN THE NAME with his wife might i add #Hades4headgod
So basically: 1. Fish dude doesn’t want to go to surface. (Gets turned into shrimp) (Then turns back) 2. Fish dude hangs out with aqua dude. (Gets turned into a shrimp) (Then turns back) Wow... what a life
"Aqua Dude" is now what I shall call Aqua Man. I'm going to have to cultivate an interest in comic books and/or the relevant cinematic universe to be able to use this, but it'll be worth it.
*>Narites's Sister comes in to Poseidon's place with little shrimp Narites.* *Poseidon:* _"Agh random shrimp trasformation again?"_ *Narites's Sister:* _"Yeeeeeep...."_
Anteros: my dad is the shrimplord and my other dad is the earthshaker guy and somehow that makes me requited love god seems legit edit: nevermind anteros is requited ack
Aphrodite: "Nerites, the hapless romances of landwellers must be fixed. Come now, let us be off to the lands of mortals!" Nerites: (hesitant) Nerites: "~I know that I'm being selfish Now 'I know what you want to do Can't go, cuz my home is the sea And I~I~I~I~~ Can't help that I'm being selfish Since I know what you want to do Can't help, it; I want the blue sea And I~I~I~I"- Aphrodite: 'turns him into a shrimp' Nerites: -*"Can't help that I'm a Shellfish~"*
I just imagine Nerites being the star of a sitcom, whereby he gets turned into a shrimp at the end of every episode after a bad date with a god or goddess. Season 2: Nerites goes to Egypt.
Aphrodite loses her hairbrush? Nerites gets turned into a shrimp. Athena can't even with Aphrodite right now? Nerites gets turned into a shrimp. Zeus gets Hera mad? Nerites gets turned into a shrimp. Apollo gets bored? Nerites gets turned into a shrimp. Nemesis thinks she's important and gets super mad when she isn't acknowledged? Nerites gets turned into a shrimp. Hades has an angst fit? Nerites gets turned into a shrimp. I could go on like this for forever.
I disagree only with the Hades one. He's too nice. However, I can see this... Hades: "Ugh, what a day. Been super-busy lately, and Thanatos is busy too and can't hang out, and Persephone's with her mom this month. I'm just so down right now." Nerites: "Try turning me into a shrimp. It'll make you feel better." Hades: "How would that make me feel better?" Nerites: "Dunno, but literally *everyone else* does it when they're having a bad day and it seems to help." Hades: "You sure?" Nerites: "Yeah, my sister has Poseidon on speed dial and everything. Hit me." Hades: "Okay." *KA-SHRIMP!* "Heh! Okay, you were right. That's pretty funny." Nerites: *bubble* Hades: "Thanks, kid, you've been really helpful. Neria! Need you to come get your brother un-shrimped again!"
Really subtle detail I love: At the intro to Aphrodite's part of the story, it opens with "BABYYYY I--" and gets cut off, only to resume at the correct part of the song with the piano version.
*Greeks* : Poseidon was one of the three brothers that ruled over the domains. He ruled the sea, controlling tides, earthquakes, and Tsunamis. He was one of the most powerful dieties we have. *Disney, making **_Hercules_* : yea, so here's what we got.. unimportant fish man.
@@alyssaburda2090 yeah, I should have added that. Honestly everyone in the underworld is good. Thanatos is just trying to do his job, Hades is as well, Persephone only killed Minthe because Minthe was a bitch. That said, she only resides there for like, 4 months out of the year so that might not count.
[Hera] Zeus have you seen my comb? [Zues] Um, uh, no.. [Hera] What demi God did you make today?! QUIT BANGING MORTAL WOMEN IM YOUR WIFE! [Zeus] Eheh...*summons wind to fly him away* [Hera] AGHHH!! I REALLY NEED TO LET OFF SOME STEAM! ILL JUST TURN SOMEONE INTO A SHRIMP! [Nerites] *gets turned into a shrimp* aw man not again
@@timothymclean Aquaman's powers are super useful. Breathing underwater, super strength, being able to summon great white sharks and giant squids to attack your enemies, having a trident that shoots fucking lasers.
@@HunterStiles651 Aside from super strength and the trident (which arguably isn't a superpower, and definitely isn't something I knew he had), those are stupidly situational. "Oh no, Boomerang is robbing the bank! If only there was some water I could breathe or a giant squid I could ask to attack him!"
@@timothymclean Sure, it would be situational if he were an ordinary super hero, but he's not. He spends the majority of his time underwater, being the King of Atlantis and all. If the baddie you need trashing is on land, then yeah call Superman or the Martian Manhunter. But if he's anywhere near the ocean then Aquaman is almost as good.
[God of your pick here]: I’m having an off day today *prepares the shrimp laser* Nerites, being turned into a Shrimp again; Ah shoot, here we go again.
Red: "In the Ancient Greek world this is a thing called pederasty, which men would have sexual relationships with adolescent boys in an alleged effort to teach them how to be men." Me: ... but isn't that just- Red: "Which in the modern world is known as pedophilia"
Poseidon and Nerites: *Being in love* Amphitrite: *Walking up the steps of the sea palace* Honey, is that sweet little boy over again? Poseidon and Nerites: *Panic and start reading magazines* Poseidon: YEAH HONEY!
Actually, iirc, Amphitrite and Poseidon basically had an open marriage. Amphitrite didn't associate sex alone with love, so unlike Hera and Persephone, she didn't go crazy when Poseidon went out and slept with other people.
I love the subtle application of modern songs to these ancient myths. Gods are so often spoken of with such reverence and vague mystery that it's hard to see them as having personality and I think the songs really fix that problem.
I actually feel the opposite of the Greek gods. They have so much personality and such easy to see faults, that I actually have a hard time seeing them as being seriously worshiped.
@TheAwakeOrangutang Well, if you believed they existed as the ancient Greeks did, it actually makes a lot of sense. The Greek gods had emotions, they could grieve, feel anger, play favorites, etc. so if you decided to oppose them, you would probably die a horrible, horrible death. If a god liked you, on the other hand, they would often give you things.
ERRATUM: It's been brought to my attention that the detail about Nerea seems to be uncorroborated by the primary source! Evidence suggests she originates in the distant past of a mid-2010s uncited edit to Nerites's wikipedia page. And that, kids, is why we always go straight to the primary source whenever we can! 🦐 -R
Well that’s shrimps
So why didn't you? You just created a video based off of the wikipedia article without even checking the cited source to make sure it matched wikipedia's claims?
@@wilburn5881 not everyone thinks to do so(nothing to be ashamed of, it happens)
@@mistletoecanary slaps knee
Really sinks the mood of the video
Sister: Hey posi-
Poseidon: Ok. Where's the shrimp.
Sister, very slowly opening her hands to reveal the tiny shrimp: _He just keeps dating the crazy ones_
If Aphrodite is anything to go off, even refusing to date the crazy ones doesn't work. He just has a bad time all around.
Poseidon: "Hey!"
Also Poseidon: Just leave him here, I'll return him tommorow.
Suddenly, Mantis Shrimp.
@Shasta Graff The heck is a *shrimp*
"There's no art of Nerites, which means none of you can prove he WASN'T a mermaid."
i love red
Yamaguchi?
I don’t mind. But wouldn’t that make him a merlord, or something like that?
GrimSister Merman, maybe? Idk
@@Grim_Sister merbutler
Mermaids are Celtic not Greek.
And the kraken is Scandinavian not Greek.
(This part isn’t related to mermaid thing it just bothers me that the sea monster in Clash of The Titans is called a kraken. That stupid thing is no kraken.)
As revenge, Nerites invented shellfish allergy
Accepting this headcanon.
Didn't know that was an allergy. Huh.
bluELFsuma Fun fact: 1/3 of people with shellfish allergies also have fish allergies
Oh darn. I love Nerites anyway haha
Nooooooo
"A MINOR ocean diety"
Heh, I see what you did there
Puffed Rice ikr 😂
@Alexandre Phaneuf élève Minor means younger than 18
Didn’t get that the first time it’s hilarious
Dont worry guys, its a MINER, someone that mines stuff underwater, like oil, and that subnautica rocks, no FBI needed here
Fernando Treviño Castro yeah we don’t need the FBI
*we need the entire US military*
Various Gods: Babe! It's 4am,
time for your shrimpification beam!
Nerites: *Yes honey*
Poseidon: Usdamnit, stop turning my boyfriend into a shrimp!!!
No this is Hermes not the shrimp part
Zeus's scapegoat
*I T I S S H R I M P T I M E*
Is this some kind of Hamilton reference mixed with mythology?
CROWD:Oh my God your the best charioteer
NERITES-Oh no don't say that
Crowd-why not?
Nerites-THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
These comments are going to kill me, they're so good.
Oh my gosh😂😂
Poseidon: 🎶not anymore there's a blan🎶-
Nerites: *turns into shrimp*
Poseidon: I really thought that would work
Nerites-🎶THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER🎶 *then gets turned into a shrimp*
Poseidon a second later-🎶Not anymore there's a blanket🎶 *and turns him back*
I heard that lmao
"Poseidon! Code S!"
"Ok who turned him into a shrimp this time?"
Not code N for Neritus? Or S for shrimp?
You are right!
"Zeus did, he thinks Neritus stole his tub of ice cream."
@@JustCallMeLegion "I keep telling him to stop leaving it behind Crete if he isn't going to remember it there."
(Sigh) give me the *BOY*
"No, Neritus was dating the woman the Zeus wanted to bang."
"They turned me into a shrimp!"
"A shrimp?"
"...I got better."
But he was already a shrimp, tho.
Mythy Python and the Fish's Tail
a mantis shrimp ?
AmericanArchon I get the Monty python reference
Wouldn’t be a myths summarized video if there wasn’t at least one Monty Python reference in the comments!
Nerites, probably: “if I had a nickel for every time i was turned into a shrimp by a god while in a romantic relationship, I’d have ten cents. That isn’t a lot of money, but it’s still really weird that it happened twice.”
Hey I get that reference! Lol!
Hunter Lawrence so do I, I laughed so hard my daughter came to check on me
What reference?
@@raspberrycrowns9494 it's about the Phineas and Ferb movie. The one where they get stuck in another dimension.
Hunter Lawrence dr.Doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb said that.
Nerites: I'm a great charioteer!
Randm crowd people: bet he's better than Helios :0
Nerites: *nervous sweat* now now let’s not get carried away-
Helios: *stomps in* how DARE- *shrimp ray activated*
LMAO I wouldn't be surprised if this is what happened.
i can't believe Helios turned Poseidon's sugar baby into a shrimp.
Search up the myth, that's pretty much what happened
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My take on the story is that the Poseidon version takes place after the Aphrodite version and that one day Helios just got bored and decided to give the couple a neat little throwback to how they first met. You know, just for funsies.
That is actually really cute.
Maximus The Dude actually Helios wanted nerites for himself
Throw back Thursday
So like a Ancient Greek version of "how I met your father?"
Cute
the chronological order of nerites:
Aphrodite: cute.
nerites: cool thanks.
Aphrodite: wanna fly
nerites: no
Aphrodite: tragic
nerites: fuc- *is a shrimp*
Neria: oh no! Poseidon help!
Poseidon: ok.
nerites: cool thanks
Poseidon: hey cute.
nerites: cool thanks can i have some horses.
Poseidon: hella
Helios: hey i have cooler horses.
Poseidon: no you don't.
Helios: fuck you your sugar baby is a shrimp now.
neria: OH NO! Poseidon-
Poseidon: I know just a second.
nerites: cool thanks
'cool thanks can I have some horses'
'hella'
absolute comedy gold
I love it, SO MUCH
Thanks,thats great
"fuck you your sugar baby is a shrimp now" amazing
Basically 👍
0:32 -Aboslute madman-
*_Absolute Mad Lad_
Absolute Mer-man.
Mad schrimp !!
Absolute Mad Shrimp
The madsolute Abraham
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The god of requited love?!?!
THERE WAS A GOD OF CONSENT THIS WHOLE TIME?!?
“They were different times” my ass, Zeus has no excuse!
It's especially egregious in Poseiden's case what with Medusa and all.
There's a reason he's stranded in the ocean then
My son's middle name is Anteros.
But... sadly, it's not about consent so much as he punished people who were dicks to those who confessed to them. So... if someone tells you they love you, don't tell them to go die in a fire: Anteros will come for you. Of course you can generally say "no". Just don't be awful about it.
The irony is it came from POSEIDON, the king of non-consenting relationships.
Not to burst your bubble, but he was also the avenger of unrequited love. He would punish people who turned down love proposals. So yeah, basically an immortal 'nice guy'.
Zeus: *Drops his coffee*
Zeus: This is somehow nErItES FaUlT *Turns Nerites into a shrimp*
LMAO
Zeus: *cheats with woman on a boat*
Hera: "Fine, I'll turn the skank into a shrimp!"
Nerites: *a few moments later, in shrimp form* "Hera, honey, you missed the boat..."
@@sklaWlivE Nerites: Hey, Hestia, since you're not one of the cool gods, can I borrow your chair for -
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Poseidon: I don't want to know. Just hand him over before someone invents white sauce.
So….. Nerites is the Kyle of Greek mythology?
Nerites, the original Wei Wuxian
My boyfriend turned into a shrimp
That’s rough buddy
If you're Aphrodite, that's your fault. If you were Poseidon... eh... Okay, "that's rough buddy" still stands. Except it was Poseidon who fixed the situation both times.
I love Avatar
Its not apollo
"A shrimp?!"
".......He got better."
Ah, ah, ah. It's NEVER Aphrodite's fault. That sort of thinking just leads to being turned into a shrimp.
After the first few shrimpanings you'd think Poseidon would teach him the trick to unshrimping himself.
He probably did eventually.
Poseidon: Okay, Nerites, honey, I can't keep changing you back every week so POOF! Now you can change yourself back whenever you want!
Nerites: Thanks babe! (gets shrimped) Wow. Great timing!
@@CJCroen1393 Maybe that's why they broke up. He was too needy. Needed to get un-shrimped all the time.
@@nyroony That's also possible! Seeing as Nerites isn't mentioned much after this.
Welp....lets make him inumen to turning into a shrimp
Maybe he did. He just didn't have hands to unshrimp himself
"This is called pedophilia and it is very not okay" has to be one of my favourite quote from this channel
Yep.
It reminds me of Willie Wonka and the chocolate factory when Willie Wonka says "everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible, but that my dear children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon"
@@anthonyfox585 i mean, he ain't wrong
not quite true though. Don't get me wrong, pedophilia is definitivly not ok, but she did group two things togeather, that are not the same, there are not two different words for no reason.
@@SingingSealRiana just because it was different a 1000 years ago doesn't mean it is okay today, don't get me started on the hitler salute
"SOMEONE, HELP! MY BROTHER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A SHRIMP!"
Posiden: Not this crap again...
This is the 8th time this week, AND ITS MONDAY
oh carp
Its like he just gets turned into a shrimp cause the olympian gods are teasing him for being an eternal shota.
Aphrodite: 'Awww, did you get a little taller? *zap* Nope, your still a shrimp.'
Nerites: 'God Dammit! Not again. Neria, could I get a lift to Poseiden again? '
I think Nerites should say "Us dangit", instead of "god dangit", since he's a god.
@@virginiarailfannoah5415 Alternately, since it's the other Gods that he's condemning, "Damn yourselves!"
@@thesunwillneverset "you people are worse than your dad!" is a great insult in any divine situation
This is the best interpretation
I'm imagining a sequel to this:
N=Nerites, P=Poseidon, A=Aphrodite
*Nerites after being turned into a shrimp for the 15th time that week.*
N: OH COME ON, AGAIN WITH THIS! Poseidon, I need your help, AGAIN!
P: Actually, I have an idea...
**Turns Nerites into a pistol shrimp**
N: WHY?!
P: See that big arm you have, try it out.
**Nerites snaps his big claw, causing a fish nearby to explode. This gives Nerites a wonderfully devilish idea. Conveniently, at that moment Aphrodite is flying overhead**
N: (readying his claw) HEY B*TCH!
A: Hm?
**Nerites snaps his claw, the shockwave smacks Aphrodite directly in the face, causing her to fly off like a Smash Bros character**
N: THAT'S FOR CALLING ME A SHRIMP, YOU SHIP-HAVING AIRHEAD!
I actually did the story of Nerites and Poseidon for a school project. The reason Helios turned him into a shrimp was because Nerites was a better charioteer than him
Ngl im kinda sad that it wasnt just them being petty
@@carcinoVantas That *isn't* being petty?
Surprised she didn't just mention that.
@@brigidtheirish No it's jealously
@@carcinoVantas Pretty sure turning someone into a shrimp because your jealous is petty.
*Hera (eye twitching):* "Zeus? Did you sleep with _another_ mortal?"
*Zeus:* "Only a little bit. Not enough to produce a kid...Probably..."
*Hera:* "USDAMMIT! Rrrrrrr-RAAAAAAHHHHHH" _mouth beam_
*Nerites (swimming in the ocean):* "So what do you want to do for dinner toni-" _shrimp'd_
*Nerea:* "...Well, I guess scampi is out of the question!"
_canned laughter_
_Seinfeld theme_
_roll credits_
That.... is honestly probably closer to accurate than we'll ever know.
I think Hera was the only one who didn't go bed hopping. .
@@theresahall8206 probably because she is the goddess of marriage and family
@@theresahall8206 you forgot about the 3 virgins goddess and Hephaestus ( to ugly to date)
Nerites: *sighs* Not again....!!
I think of it as this Mad Lad dates Aphrodite, gets shrimpified, Poseidon turns him back, they fall in love instantly, long happy relationship, get shrimpified again, gets turned back and lives happily ever after
"Shrimpefied" is now a legit word, change my mind
Dated both Aphrodite _and_ Poseidon AND survived?
Bisexual goals
As a bisexual, agreed.
Just gotta be turned into a shrimp twice
@Will N The second sentence is sending me XD
No kidding
@@Acidfrog475us bisexual are just natural shrimps you straights and gays wouldn’t understand our power
"Don't get comfortable"
Me: But I already got my blanket and popcorn.
Zeus: “wHo AtE mY IcE CREAM!”
Everyone: * lasers to ocean*
Nerites: “i Love watching the clams swim, they’re just so co-“ *turns into a shrimp*
Everyone: “We took care of it!”
Nerites:………*aggressive bubbles*
*Agressive bubbles* is probably the cutest little anger thing I have ever heard because of how Nerites is drawn. He just...Would.
Man, I feel sorry for that poor ex-shrimp mermaid.
@@virginiarailfannoah5415 merman*
CLAMS SWIMMING
I like to think that whenever something happens between the gods that ends with firing towards the ocean, Poseidon just rushes to check on Nerites and make sure he hasn’t been turned into a shrimp again.
(after all the Greek gods individually turned him into shrimp)
Poseidon: ALRIGHT, WHO TURNED MY BOYFRIEND INTO SHRIMP THIS TIME!!!!
Aphrodite: Wasn't me.
Helios: Wasn't me neither.
Poseidon: Then who did it!
Loki: It looked fun so screw you
Next week,
Poseidon: Hermès?
Hermès: nope
Poseidon: Eris?!
Eris: yeah not this time
Poseidon: Loki?!
Loki: I wish I can claim responsibility but no...
Poseidon: SUSANNO?!
Susanno: yeah don’t wrongly accuse a storm kami unless you are asking for death
Poseidon: EA?!
Ea: okay I wasn’t angry, I turned no one into shellfish
Poseidon: SET?!
Set: *maniacal laughter* NOPE
Poseidon: WHO WAS IT THIS TIME?!
Meanwhile on flower fruit mountain
Sun Wukong: *holding a shrimp laser* what’s this?
@@fantasyshadows3207 And that's when Sun Wukong avoided water at *all costs*
@@vinny-gq6nz on the contrary, Wukong could probably kick Poseidon's ass, see every story of Wukong as evidence
However he can’t really fight underwater
Immortal and powerful
Not fluent in water domain
@@fantasyshadows3207fantastic point
Nerites: *gets turned into a shrimp*
Sister: :0!!!
Poseiden: goddamn it nerites this is the fifth time this week
Hm...Shrimp...I have a good idea...(Kid Icarus reference...)
Me: Pitty Pat?
Pit: What?
Me: Would you like some...Shrimp?
Pit: Sure!
*Hands Pit a plate of shrimp (Not including Nerites)*
Nerites: ...
Pit: Oh hey you want some?
Nerites: YOU SICK LITTLE ANGEL WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?!
Pit: I don't have a problem *Eats more shrimp*
Nerites: NO THAT'S THE PROBLEM! PUT DOWN THAT PLATE OF SHRIMP RIGHT NOW!
Pit: Why? Shrimp tastes delicious!
Nerites: NO! IT DOES NOT!
Me: Pitty Pat hes saying that because he gets turned into a shrimp every week by a god!
Pit: Oh...
*Nerites gets turned into a shrimp again*
Nerites: SEE?!
Hades: Satan?! Where did you put my bottle of wine?
Pit: HADES?!?!
@@alyssaburda2090 MY DUDE KID ICARUS IS THE BEST THANK YOU DOSHOF
@@jimmywu5954 Your welcome ._.
They're breaking up! D:
You could make a drinking game out of this!
I so love the Nerites myths. One thing missing is that Nerites' sisters the Nereid sometimes include Amphitrite, best known as Poseidon's consort. That's right, Poseidon's boyfriend and wife were brother and sister.
given that it was ancient Greece, threesomes most likely followed
that is what we call a 'yikes', marrying the older sister and then dating the (way) younger brother? posideon is still trash i see
Clearly a fan of the brand.
Talk about sharing is caring
This sounds like an isekai power fantasy
1:20 Why must you continue to hurt me, Fire Emblem?
Because fuck it every other week some new dragon or king wants to destroy the world by summoning and/or becoming that dragon
Wow... Well... You're not wrong.
Well it seems Roy is going to kill all the Loli dragons so we don't have to worry about the FBI
@@ahumblemerchant241 And that's why Roy's our boy
@@emerald_erin7051 ^
Someone should make a soap opera based on Greek myths
That’d be fun
As in... high school of the gods? that shits currently happening
Definitely
Check out Lore Olympus. Soap opera in webcomic form.
Nope. Too much pedophilia.
That or everyone gets smote before season 2.
What about “American Gods”?
So in your head cannon turning nerites into a shrimp is the equivalent to throwing pointy things at balder just a thing you do at parties for a laugh
And it will not end badly at all!
Loki: hold my beer
@@bladesofderp4649 *Loki then proceeds to place his beer on top of someone's head just to be a dick*
@@themostbritishpersonalive868 and that head is Odin's crow's head
@@prizmarvalschi1319 no it's Odin's
*camera zooms in on shrimp*
Hi im Nerites, and you're probably wondering how i got here
...again
And Poseiden says okay who did it this time
"Godsdamnit Nerites what did you do this time?"
"Personally I'd prefer just to be turned into something besides a shrimp for once."
THEN A WHALE ATE EM XDDD
It all began yesterday
BABA O'RILEY BLARES
I just imagin Nerites being incredibly annoyed by all this after a while
"Oh wow... you turned me into a shrimp. Veeery original..."
And Poseidon's all like "Again? Nerites, sweetie, I really need you to stop getting yourself into these things."
The actual original definition of the term "shrimping"
How does Nerites feel if he sees someone eat shrimp...Hm...(Kid Icarus Reference!)
Me: Hey Pitty Pat?
Pit: What?
Me: Would you like some shrimp?
*Holds out a plate of shrimp*
Pit: ...
*Pits steals the plate of shrimp from my hands*
Pit: Mmm shrimp!
*Eats all the shrimp off the plate*
Nerites: ...
Pit: Oh hi! Did you want some shrimp?
Nerites: YOU LITTLE SICK ANGEL!
*Nerites attacks Pit*
Pit: OW!
Nerites: YOU---
*Nerites gets turned into a shrimp*
Nerites: UGH!
Hades: What a pity...
Pit: HADES?!
Me: You should thank him Pitty Pat...If he didn't turn Nerites into a shrimp, you'd probably be dead!
@@alyssaburda2090 thank you. That was funny.
@@Swimsoda your welcome .-.
...It took me a bit to realize that Anteros is holding his breath at 2:37 because unlike Nerites and Poseidon he isn't a fish god-person.
_“Myth-cellaneous”_
eyy
Nice one
petition to make this the new title say I
@@blu-rayy -Signing up now..
+
stop being so *shellfish* , Aphrodite
**instantly gets killed*
Next stop, Fields of Punishment!
Finestle nah she’ll just turn you into a shrimp 😉
What a horrendous pun. It's *krilling* me.
I'll just see myself out now...
@@silversamurai0267 more like *sea* yourself out
Everybody who thought of a crustacean pun better just clam it before Aphrodite hears it.
What if:
The Aphrodite and Nerites myth happened, and when Poseidon turned him back he saw how cute he was and they became a happy couple?
So he gets shrimped twice?
will voudaville yes
Doubt. Poseidon a dick.
are you forgetting the the whole pedophilia deal they had going on?
@@enyafeckenham5730 yea, that's a big "ew"
Hades is the only reasonable one
He may be ruler of the Underworld, but at least he’s a reasonable guy and husband. Mostly.
Well, he did kind of kidnap Persephone
*ALLEGEDLY*
MadHatterMan yeah but Zeus told him too... so it makes it better?
true , he literally just had two scandals in his immortal life:
one is the case of Persephone , which in the ends works out by surprisingly falling on love with each other (like Beauty and the Best , I guess)
and the other one is cheating Persephone only once.
Meanwhile , Persephone only cheated Hades only once with Adonis.
Asclepious case? Hades just ask Zeus for Asclepious to stop ressurecting people , while Zeus go on and kills Asclepious. Hercules? Hades just talks with Hercules , made a fun competion and later on gives him Cerberus , asking for him to return his dog. Orpheus? he was so moved from Orpheus' tragedy , that he goes against his job description and gives one chance for the hero to ressurect his beloved.
Heck , in one version , his son Zagreus is killed by Hera , yet Hades helps Zeus to use Zagreus' heart to ressurect Dionysus (which was also killed)
@@madhatterman01 His little brothers, Zeus and Poseidon seemed to have an affair with a mortal every damn day. Hades was lonely, he kidnapped ONE goddess(who by all records actually didn't mind living in the underworld at all, neither did she mind being married to hades) and to my knowlege(thats misspelt aint it....) NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR AND IN FACT ONLY HAD ONE SON WHOM I'VE FORGOTTEN THE NAME with his wife might i add
#Hades4headgod
So basically:
1. Fish dude doesn’t want to go to surface.
(Gets turned into shrimp)
(Then turns back)
2. Fish dude hangs out with aqua dude.
(Gets turned into a shrimp)
(Then turns back)
Wow... what a life
"Aqua Dude" is now what I shall call Aqua Man. I'm going to have to cultivate an interest in comic books and/or the relevant cinematic universe to be able to use this, but it'll be worth it.
I hate when that happens
@@blarg2429 H2brO
Neria: POSIDEN!
Posiden: It's Nerites again, isn't it?
Neria: Yeah...
Posiden: For Zeus' sake, this is the fifth time this month.
no its ok he's not a little boy he's a 500 year old god, FBI, NO, RELAX STOP ITS OK HE'S 500
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 WHAT A TWIST!
FBI: We're watching you malaka....
Got to be 1800yo bro 🚓 🚓 🚓
I swear when someone decides to make an anime about greek gods it's gonna be basically of all known tropes but in that time
Well in god terms thats like 5.
So next time you're eating shrimp, just know it might be an ancient Greek deity.
Captain_Qwerty *...*
*swears to never eat shrimp again*
And that's why I'll never eat shrimp again.
I don't like shrimp so this won't be a problem.
i’m allergic to shrimp
*eating shrimp* wait what
2:57 And every single time it happens, Nerea asks "how could this have happened" with total and sincere surprise. She's very naiive you see.
Posideon and Nerites: *doing couple things*
Anteros: *is made, and just appears out of nowhere*
Anteros: hElLo I bE BOrN!!!
@DANIEL SHEN hey, it reminded me of that too. Probably because we’re the same person on different accounts tho
@@tomatse1182 then why did you say that
@@olivernavas4569 Why wouldn't I say that
So Poseidon and Nerites really were so bisexual that they just up and made an entire god? Iconic.
And the god of requited love, too! So iconic.
* Shows panels from Awkward Zombie *
Ah, I see you, too, are a person of culture.
The only god/goddess I would ever think of dating is Red.
*>Narites's Sister comes in to Poseidon's place with little shrimp Narites.*
*Poseidon:* _"Agh random shrimp trasformation again?"_
*Narites's Sister:* _"Yeeeeeep...."_
Anteros: my dad is the shrimplord and my other dad is the earthshaker guy and somehow that makes me requited love god
seems legit
edit: nevermind anteros is requited ack
Actually, Anteros was the god of _requited_ love!
Jadeite Nephrite
Now he’s... shaking the shrimp ;)
@@silent_stalker3687 shrimpshaker doesnt sound quite as cool as earthshaker though
S H R I M P L O R D
@@sh0wp0ny Poseidon's gonna shake Nerites' earth, if you know what I mean...
"Happens every other week"
Maybe that's why Poseidon is so chill about turning him back. Just part of the routine.
Aphrodite: "Nerites, the hapless romances of landwellers must be fixed. Come now, let us be off to the lands of mortals!"
Nerites: (hesitant)
Nerites:
"~I know that I'm being selfish
Now 'I know what you want to do
Can't go, cuz my home is the sea
And I~I~I~I~~
Can't help that I'm being selfish
Since I know what you want to do
Can't help, it; I want the blue sea
And I~I~I~I"-
Aphrodite: 'turns him into a shrimp'
Nerites: -*"Can't help that I'm a Shellfish~"*
*_laugh track_
*_Seinfeld theme_
*_credits roll_
Nerites: *Falls in love
Almost every greek god: sHRimP TiMe!
I just imagine Nerites being the star of a sitcom, whereby he gets turned into a shrimp at the end of every episode after a bad date with a god or goddess.
Season 2: Nerites goes to Egypt.
"Oh my god, they shrimpified Nerites!"
"You bastards!"
Season 3: Nerites goes to Scandinavia.
@@sonokawaray
"again!?"
@@merrittanimation7721 na, season 3 is Italy, season 4 is Scandinavia.
@@jlokison False: Season 3 is Mesopotamia. Season 4 is the Middle Kingdom.
When your bromance is so strong that it begins to spawn shippers out of nowhere.
*Thats How The Encient Greek Pantheon Works I Guess*
th-cam.com/video/3_twoy0qdOk/w-d-xo.html
@@thegoodmudkip3652 Please explain the link you're inserting when inserting it
TheSaltyBoy SaltyMcSaltFace bromance???? They dating dude. Not bros
Lern 2 spel
Shrimpers
Aphrodite loses her hairbrush?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
Athena can't even with Aphrodite right now?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
Zeus gets Hera mad?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
Apollo gets bored?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
Nemesis thinks she's important and gets super mad when she isn't acknowledged?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
Hades has an angst fit?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
I could go on like this for forever.
Dionysus gets drunk and wants shrimp?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
Demeter is sad about her daughter ?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp
Poseidón : not again ...
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp?
Nerites gets turned into a shrimp.
I disagree only with the Hades one. He's too nice. However, I can see this...
Hades: "Ugh, what a day. Been super-busy lately, and Thanatos is busy too and can't hang out, and Persephone's with her mom this month. I'm just so down right now."
Nerites: "Try turning me into a shrimp. It'll make you feel better."
Hades: "How would that make me feel better?"
Nerites: "Dunno, but literally *everyone else* does it when they're having a bad day and it seems to help."
Hades: "You sure?"
Nerites: "Yeah, my sister has Poseidon on speed dial and everything. Hit me."
Hades: "Okay." *KA-SHRIMP!* "Heh! Okay, you were right. That's pretty funny."
Nerites: *bubble*
Hades: "Thanks, kid, you've been really helpful. Neria! Need you to come get your brother un-shrimped again!"
My dudes got 99 problems and I bet 98 of them are about shrimps
so basically:
Nerites: Gets turned into a shrimp twice
Posiden: Again?
The fact that it’s surprising that you can survive dating makes me happier to be single
Yup
This isn’t myth land fam
@@memejunkie4744 doesn't make it any less traumatizing. Just ask all of my exes.
That is a little corwardly to say. Love hurts but it is fucking worth it :D
@Frost E Bear sokka!?
Hermes, did you steal the remote?
*_Did I?_*
just such a Hermes thing to say
I guess they have TV on Olympus.
Honestly, though, it really is.
@@virginiarailfannoah5415 yeah, Hephaestus TV
@@srininaveen7157 ayy Percy Jackson
Imagine being so in love with ur boyfriend that a god of being in love just pops out
@Animu Wuver no, you're confused, he dated aphrodite, too, he only has the MEDIUM gay
Bi-Gay?
Really subtle detail I love:
At the intro to Aphrodite's part of the story, it opens with "BABYYYY I--" and gets cut off, only to resume at the correct part of the song with the piano version.
what's the song called?
@@benmarel2260 kiss from a rose by seal
@@beholdnonsense5100 thank you!
Helios was probably jealous of Nerites’ mad chariot skills.
new aquaman storyline looks great
*Greeks* : Poseidon was one of the three brothers that ruled over the domains. He ruled the sea, controlling tides, earthquakes, and Tsunamis. He was one of the most powerful dieties we have.
*Disney, making **_Hercules_* : yea, so here's what we got.. unimportant fish man.
He also was 1 of the Olympian gods...I hate most Olympian gods...Either because they were total jerks or they're complete idiots not including Hades
@@alyssaburda2090 yeah, I should have added that. Honestly everyone in the underworld is good. Thanatos is just trying to do his job, Hades is as well, Persephone only killed Minthe because Minthe was a bitch. That said, she only resides there for like, 4 months out of the year so that might not count.
[Hera] Zeus have you seen my comb?
[Zues] Um, uh, no..
[Hera] What demi God did you make today?! QUIT BANGING MORTAL WOMEN IM YOUR WIFE!
[Zeus] Eheh...*summons wind to fly him away*
[Hera] AGHHH!! I REALLY NEED TO LET OFF SOME STEAM! ILL JUST TURN SOMEONE INTO A SHRIMP!
[Nerites] *gets turned into a shrimp* aw man not again
I can just imagine Nerites going "IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE GUYS!!"
@@lindlekindle "GO SHRIMP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE"
0:23 Red, you finally found a picture of Aphrodite without censoring.
i misunderstood. i thought there was uncensored boobs
And even still, she’s mostly naked.
The moment when your boyfriend turns out to be a greek god…
Gingerbreadbliss Hate when that happens
I'm sure there's something on watpad like that.
OH FOR GODS'S SAKE NOT AGAIN
Better than the moment he turns into a shrimp.
Turns
“Poseidon... it happened again”
“Friggin gimme a second! Gotta mess with this veteran first”
Greek Mythology: more drama then a 80s soap opera
Or an Indian drama
*an
Nerea goes up to Poseidon, "Shrimp?" "Shrimp."
I fucking love shrimp so this easily could be me when my friends are apart of the wait staff at a seafood joint.
@@dry90125 That made me realise I'm never going to be able to eat shrimp the same way again
@@dry90125 that's a new sentence
trash mammal wanna bet?
Hera- ZEUS WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
Zeus- Uhhh, nowhere....
*Hera turns Nerites into a shrimp*
Poseidon- HERA YOU *bleep*
(studio audience laughter)
Cheerful announcer- Greek Mythology was filmed before a live studio audience!
Ha ha ha! Nice,@@CJCroen1393.
After the fifth or twentieft time, Poséidon probably just granted Nerites the power to turn to shrimp form and back at will.
A superpower even less useful than most of Aquaman's powers!
@@timothymclean Aquaman's powers are super useful. Breathing underwater, super strength, being able to summon great white sharks and giant squids to attack your enemies, having a trident that shoots fucking lasers.
@@HunterStiles651 Aside from super strength and the trident (which arguably isn't a superpower, and definitely isn't something I knew he had), those are stupidly situational. "Oh no, Boomerang is robbing the bank! If only there was some water I could breathe or a giant squid I could ask to attack him!"
@@timothymclean Sure, it would be situational if he were an ordinary super hero, but he's not. He spends the majority of his time underwater, being the King of Atlantis and all. If the baddie you need trashing is on land, then yeah call Superman or the Martian Manhunter. But if he's anywhere near the ocean then Aquaman is almost as good.
rule one of greek mythology: dont date
Rule two: dont piss off aphrodite
I'm pretty sure there are a couple of videos on this channel that show that you can't do both of those things at the same time.
Important note: Following rule one *will* lead to violating rule two.
Unfortunately, Aphrodite gets pissed off when folks don't date. Damned if you do...
The original catch 22
Rule three: dont brag
Rule four: ..... honestly if you made it this far go fight in tje Trojan war or something
[God of your pick here]: I’m having an off day today *prepares the shrimp laser*
Nerites, being turned into a Shrimp again; Ah shoot, here we go again.
Zeus and Poseidon : If thou breathes, thou shall be my sheath
Great Teacher 😂
I choked
That's fucking halarious
What's that, Cocksleave?
O///O
All I could think about was Monty python and the holy grail. "She turned me into a newt........I got better. " lol
Same 😂 (but does she weigh less than a bunch of ducks?)
Nik I like the killer bunny better
Maybe Neirites has an English accent and Helios is French..? “Now go away or I shall shrimpificate you a second time!!”
Ok, I know Aphrodite is literally a goddess of beauty, but the way when was drawn here (specifically 1:45 ish) is, like, super cute. A+
Petition to have a compilation of Red singing
Signing said petition.
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*anticlimactically getting turned into a shrimp* "Not this again"
3:01 killed me, I love the personalities of these deities built up over many many episodes. Especially Apollo and Hermes, oh and Hades ofc
But what if i WANT to be turned into a plant?!?!?
You don’t get to choose. You’re rolling the dice... plant, animal, constellation, corpse... anything can happen in the game of deific romance!
You want to be a tree? I didn't know fluttershy has a TH-cam channel!
Become a druid.
pay1370 it’s probably better then being human anyway
What kind of plant do you want to be?
*Anteros pops up* Hi pa-...
*Nerites* I'M NOT READY TO BE DAD! I'M TOO YOUNG!!!!
*Zeus* just nip out for some cigarettes and not come back that's what I do.
THE FIRST TEEN PARENT OF THE GODS!!!
Red: "In the Ancient Greek world this is a thing called pederasty, which men would have sexual relationships with adolescent boys in an alleged effort to teach them how to be men."
Me: ... but isn't that just-
Red: "Which in the modern world is known as pedophilia"
So Nerites is basically an immortal mermaid shota.......no, Tumblr, PUT THAT PEN DOWN!
BE GONE TUMBLR
Can Tumblr even do that anymore?
Nope
Too late Rule34 already beat Tumblr to it.
AHAHAHAHHA
Poseidon just wants his boyfriend back stop making him a shrimp ya diddly darn gods
he's tired of turning his sugar baby back from being a shrimp
New theory: eventually posideon makes an anti-shrimp object that nerites can use if he gets zapped.
Poseidon and Nerites: *Being in love*
Amphitrite: *Walking up the steps of the sea palace* Honey, is that sweet little boy over again?
Poseidon and Nerites: *Panic and start reading magazines*
Poseidon: YEAH HONEY!
He's Amphitrite's brother.
Actually, iirc, Amphitrite and Poseidon basically had an open marriage. Amphitrite didn't associate sex alone with love, so unlike Hera and Persephone, she didn't go crazy when Poseidon went out and slept with other people.
@@CJCroen1393 wait, but, did she have another lovers? Because an open marriage means both parts get to sleep around.
@@despinasgarden.4100 I don't know, but then, Amphitrite is kind of obscure in general.
@@CJCroen1393 do you think she joins them sometimes?
Poseidon: my chariot isnt the only thing nerites is riding tonight
NO
STOP IT
NO NO NO NO NO NO
And now we know why the ocean is salty!
@@cathoffmann9353 Why u do this?
*slams open the door* FBI!!! GET AWAY FROM THAT LITTLE BOY!!
I see wut you did there
I love the subtle application of modern songs to these ancient myths. Gods are so often spoken of with such reverence and vague mystery that it's hard to see them as having personality and I think the songs really fix that problem.
I actually feel the opposite of the Greek gods. They have so much personality and such easy to see faults, that I actually have a hard time seeing them as being seriously worshiped.
@TheAwakeOrangutang Well, if you believed they existed as the ancient Greeks did, it actually makes a lot of sense. The Greek gods had emotions, they could grieve, feel anger, play favorites, etc. so if you decided to oppose them, you would probably die a horrible, horrible death. If a god liked you, on the other hand, they would often give you things.
* after a few months *
Other gods: what is it, Poseidon? Poseidon: please stop turning my boyfriend into a shrimp
You drew him as a mermaid with a fish body, but you could have drawn him with a SHRIMP BODY !!!!
ToastBot yeeeesss, but that would make the transformation less impressive.
Also... I get the feeling that might look a bit creepy.
Last time I was this early, Mycenae was still a thing!
Sameee
..... Are you the god of being late???
@@gltchundertale2756 like any other god. "You are my son/daughter, you are all grown up and even became a hero on your own. Come with me"
Gl!tch Undertale Yes, actually.
“So he’s kind of more like the Ancient Greek *Male* equivalent of those prepubesce-“
You mean a twink?
WilliamFancyson FromBandClass that’s literally what I was thinking
**wheeze**
She means bishonen.
So yeah, twink
@@Grim_Sister Bishonen has nothing to do with whether the male in question is prepubescent
@@JenamDrag0n It DOES however mean they would look prepubescent.
2:23 I love how when you make deities spontaneously appear it looks like they were caught pooping!
Any idea what's Aphrodite song???
@@ShinigamiInuyasha777
Aphrodite - kiss from a rose
Shrimp - flight of the silverbird
Poseidon romance - carless wisper
I hope this helped
Mermaid Man: *Origins*
Justin Y. Doesn’t this ever get tiring for you I’m not complaining I’m just curious
The comment king
Justin Y. How’s it going?
His actual origin had something to with eating too roasted popcorn
( and sorry for my bad english )
Oh look its the time travelling trans-dimensional being guys.
Nerites: personification of the existential question "would you still love me if I was a bug?"
😂
I really like that you use the same song whenever you’re talking about Aphrodite
That's her theme.
melodic themes are important!
I’m a girl with simple needs. I see overly sarcastic productions posting a video about Greek mythology, I click
Lolo Crown Bay saaaaaaame
2:00 Aphrodite as Ariel the little mermaid?? So...much...cuteness!!!
Luckily for Nerites there weren't any flamingos around and he has a supportive sister.
...or me,he'd been in some cocktail sauce real quick.
@Drago Arbiter -Well I shell them first,so I don't think it would apply.Now if the sauce has a high horseradish ratio,I will turn red.
Eat. Too. Much. You’ll. Get. Too.Sick
The only silver lining in his life.