Griffin acts exactly like my brother when he can't beat a boss, starts arguing with the game developers and goes through all the stages of grief. Love it.
@@theindomitablemass you ever heard of six degrees of Kevin bacon? pretty sure there's a six degrees of Todd Howard too, where you can find the legitimate connections that make every game issue ultimately Todd's fault
@@queensalmon4905 I went to that point in the video, watched for a bit and then paused it to keep reading more comments, only to scroll back up to find I had left it at 9:32 which is just a full frame close up of the nostrils. oh the junker noooooo...
i know this is 5 years old but i need it to be known at first i thought you meant *you* were genuinely furious that THIS griffin is your favorite, of all the griffins.
I think this is my favorite Monster Factory. The part where the Junker talks about his favorite Bible verses and his Meemaw's recipe for peach cobbler kills me every time...
To this day, Griffin yelling about not getting a dinosaur and "THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT" makes me cry laughing
@@garfieldbrooks He's on record as saying his brothers are very profitable. I don't think he would jeapardize that. At least not until his kids are supporting themselves. So Griffin has about... 15-20 years.
Oh hey! It's that guy who released the audio for the berries and cream boy! I guess the other guy is his brother? I wonder what fruit based incident he's known for.
"She looks like she's trying to quarantine her face to just the middle part" and "Her cheeks are annexing the Crimea of her jowls" may be the most aged succession of jokes in existence
"maybe ill find a gun and have an advantage over all these non-gun having monsters." in death, the good hunter laughs, for the advantage is merely an illusion
The first 8 minutes of this video were the hardest thing for me to watch while stoned. I needed to come back sober to finish the video because I was laughing too hard and couldn't stop.
I don't know if I commented this already but the WAYYY Griffin says "I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't" SO desperately and immediately hiding the face at 5:38 is SO VISCERAL FOR ME IT KILLS ME
I'm curious - is there an opposite to the Monster Factory? Like a series where people attempt to make character creators generate something transcendentally beautiful?
I was at Disney World a month and a half ago, the happiest place on earth, hadn’t seen this video in a few months, and the only words in my head were “I’ve been bedeviled! You’re bedevilin’ me!” over and over
I’m vaccinated and wore a mask literally the entire time, inside buildings and out. My partners and I planned the trip when things were looking better and it was non refundable, we did our best don’t yell at me please I know it was a bad idea :(
i love when justin and griffin don't say words in reaction to a new face they just immediately start making the noises they think it would make
Little did Justin know, Berries and Cream would be his legacy.
At least beans are no longer his brand.
Oh wow, the berries and cream guy has a video series and podcast?
Please elaborate.
@@Silverwind87 man really pivoted the brand so effectively that bean boy is no longer a relevant bit
i'm a junker, i'm a smunker, i'm a midnight tunker,
Best comment right here
I get unleavened on the ruuuun
I read this to the beat of "I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist."
Some people call me the scum junker.
"My body's never gonna look like that, is it?"
"Yeah you'll never make it that far"
WAS THAT A THREAT
No, it was a promise.
LMFAHSHSHHAJA
Griffin acts exactly like my brother when he can't beat a boss, starts arguing with the game developers and goes through all the stages of grief. Love it.
He truly shows his position as the youngest brother
I blame Miyazaki every time I die
@@californiansniper2133 I blame Todd regardless of developer. We all know that he’s an omnipresent, omnipotent fey monster.
@@theindomitablemass you ever heard of six degrees of Kevin bacon? pretty sure there's a six degrees of Todd Howard too, where you can find the legitimate connections that make every game issue ultimately Todd's fault
the seven stages of dark souls:
1 confusion
2 denial
3 bargaining
4 anger
5 anger
6 triumph
7 anger
OH BOY I'VE BEEN BEDEVILED!
@Jemma Wilson It's about to be at 999, which is 666 upside down!
YOU'RE BEDEVILING ME!
'That's not what face do" has to be one of my favorite lines. It's so simple, but so perfect.
I have a similar favorite phrase from BDG: "why do pirhana plant have bone in it?"
'that's not what face do' could be the monster factory tagline
Mine's "hi my name is the *SUCC* "
_why waste time use lot word when few word do trick?_
@@torij8031 He's gotta point though, lol. Why do Piranha Plant have bone in it!?
"Look at the nostrils now, Grif-FINNNN!"
lol Justin sounds so accusatory
9:23 for people wondering lmao
'Why is he doing the Waluigi's cross chop? - Why of all of the characters would you attribute the cross chop to Waluigi NICK!!!'
@@queensalmon4905 I went to that point in the video, watched for a bit and then paused it to keep reading more comments, only to scroll back up to find I had left it at 9:32 which is just a full frame close up of the nostrils. oh the junker noooooo...
I snussed just once and my nose turned into a manta ray
@Xavier Carbonneau _doo do doo do_
Hey Justin's """tickling noise""" is Bad
I didn't know such a gross """noise""" could come out of such a sweet boy
It got me right in my misophonia! :D
Wow junkrats design changed a lot from beta to release
Mimi Likes Tumblr omg
Dark Souls 3 NEXT
Genuinely furious Griffin is my favorite Griffin.
i know this is 5 years old but i need it to be known at first i thought you meant *you* were genuinely furious that THIS griffin is your favorite, of all the griffins.
their sheer joy when they find similar face is magical
I love how Griffin says they’re not going to stop until he smiles, so instead he removes his mouth entirely
lol, one of my favorite parts. Justin can actually carry a tune. "Show me that smile again...."
I think this is my favorite Monster Factory. The part where the Junker talks about his favorite Bible verses and his Meemaw's recipe for peach cobbler kills me every time...
The way Justin says Meemaw just slays me. When he said "me and Meemaw" at the end of the Dark Souls 2 video, I pretty much died.
YaoiPutin You should hear them talk about their peepums.
like Peepums Nasty Gum?? :D
His accent was on point.
Justin's origin story for him "he fell in a vat of skoal" is what does it for me
6:26 i can't stop thinking about justin's ticklin' sound
yep. Got a new ticklin' noise now.
I don't understand this new rating system. "8/10" What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
I know I’m kinda screaming into the void here, but these videos make me feel not so lonely
You're not alone in that feeling.
Mood
Yeahhh def not screaming into the void. Idk what the hell happened to Monster Factory after Crusader Kings 3 though... 😶
2 years later, and this holds true.
3 years later still come back to this when I'm not feeling great, you aint alone
"her cheeks are annexing the Crimea of her jowls" oH MY GOD
HOW DOES THAT GIVE ME MORE PANTS
Writing on Games I love your work!
The BEST
Take that, add "I feel like everytime you dodge roll, you get to see a lot of balls", and you've got the Great American Novel, right there.
I read this in your smooth brogue, mate. The idea of you saying it as part of one of your essays gave me great joy 👌
something about watching this in 2021 and seeing justin reference berries & cream… if only you knew what was coming my man
???
To this day, Griffin yelling about not getting a dinosaur and "THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT. THEY'LL FIGURE IT OUT" makes me cry laughing
"this is the best one yet" can be said of every single monster factory video
Joker (2019) featuring Joaquin Phoenix
"Is that gonna go away or is this just the fight now?!" new goal to make my players say that in DnD
I honestly had to pause this video several times because of the pain from laughing too hard. I seriously may have cracked a rib. Bless these boys.
3:50 = "Pleas, I just want to bring order to the world" I laughed so hard. The voice is perfect!!!
"oh, you're really off to the races there..."
I LOST it
There is no God, there is only The Succ
Cherti Kinamoto my future yearbook quote
untrue but funny praise God
"HOW DOES THAT GIVE ME *MORE* PANTS!?" killed me
this ain't gonna work juice, we might have to start over and give our boy a new job
Broke: Voldemort
Woke: Billdemort
:(
I wish Monster Factory videos came out daily. or hourly. Actually, can you just do a lifetime Monster Factory Stream?
Livestream 23 hours a day 6 days a week, release 30 one hour videos o the day off
I'm sorry, if this is a deal we need Travis McElroy there too. Then it's My Monster, My Monster,
and Me
"We may have to start over and give our boy a new job" Has become what I say all the time when a video game character doesn't do what I need them to
its been 4 years since this video came out and griffin's deeply frustrated "FUCK OFFFF" at 12:23 still makes me absolutely lose it
Now I kinda really want a mod of any Souls game that just has that clip play every time you get killed.
"she looks like a cartoon for temperance" I lost it
Griffin's incredulous anger at the first boss is the best thing about this episode. That and the Junker's nose.
if you look close enough into mah stick you'll see mah favourite bahbel vurses
I deadass think this is the best monster factory line to date
100%
Gots to be releejus when ya gotta face lahk mahn
I didn't know if they could find an actor good enough to replace Heath Ledger but I think Mac Tonight was an inspired casting.
5:38 = The first time I've ever gasped out loud at a Monster Factory video.
grrgggrg my name is the suck
+Jill Hurley I almost passed out.
my name is The Succ
I thought they had just torn his fucking lips off like it’s just a hole of gums
You can make Lord Farquaad in Dark Souls.
Let that sink in.
You. Can Make. Lord Farquaad. In Dark Souls.
lord farquaad is dark souls' fursona.
4:45 potion seller...
enough of these games
You cannot handle my strongest potions. My strongest potions could kill a dragon, let alone a man.
Nah, that's that knight.
I had to go back just to hear Justin get so disgusted that he turned into a wild beast at 4:36 so many times
“no you’ll never make it that far” justin please don’t kill your brother
I'm sure he meant it in a purely actuarial sense.
@@sycastells1212 no hes gonna kill griffin
@@garfieldbrooks He's on record as saying his brothers are very profitable. I don't think he would jeapardize that. At least not until his kids are supporting themselves.
So Griffin has about... 15-20 years.
@@sycastells1212 😦
It's like Joker accidentally fell back into the chemical vats a few dozen times
“But does it also have similar face?”
“please please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WHERE IS IT-?!!”
“YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!”
“FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD! FREEBIRD!” Lol just screaming in an old skeletons face over and over.
There's one of those guys at every show.
i marathoned all these vids now what am i gonna do
Marathon them again
And agian
And again.
And again.
And again.
Jesus, the TechDeck reference. God, it's like west virginian high school all over again.
Really? We have tech decks here in New York
Oh look, its justin's biggest contribution to modern media at 8:00
Proud of you bud
"She looks like she's trying to quarantine her face to just the middle part." Welcome to 2020, Justin, where we all quarantine our faces.
Yo THAT, and the Suicide Squad reference... WTF
honestly? justin is such a great voice actor, that "i am the suck" sounded so good...like vocally
jared leto really let himself go huh
Junker: yells at the locals until he exhausts himself
Junker: takes a nap at the bonfire
Junker: goes back to the locals to yell at them
7:00 something in-between The Mona Lisa and The Scream. A true work of art combining multiple classics from across the ages. 11/10 not enough nose
It's also entertaining that the Junker got a higher review scored than DS3 did on Polygon.
+Hannah Ballard That same reviewer gave Dark Souls 2 a higher score than 3, if that tells you anything about their preferences.
+SuperGraynard Phil Kollar is a good boy. He is my son.
+Tim Normand I'm sure he's great, I just disagree with his review.
4:19 Lost it at "Being Bedeviled"
Oh hey! It's that guy who released the audio for the berries and cream boy! I guess the other guy is his brother? I wonder what fruit based
incident he's known for.
There's also a third brother, who inadvertently created a cult based around a popular stone fruit .
@@Silverwind87 Just a lot of fruit-related McElroy incidents huh
i just remembered oh my god
The youngest brother ate a banana really really weird once
4:50 Potion seller, I require your strongest potions.
I have to pause every couple of minutes to take deep breaths....this is too much guys....
I've watched this video like 7 times and just now i understood the line "Yo man what's going on, I look like one of them Uruk Hai"
Everybody needs to quarantine their face now
Jack Samuels F
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7:16 she's like an edvard munch painting
Keelah Se'Lai if they were going for "the brooch" they only got Salome, but like a zombie version of Salome
had to check the release date on this when i heard justin sing "berries and cream, berries and cream"
"She looks like she's trying to quarantine her face to just the middle part"
and
"Her cheeks are annexing the Crimea of her jowls"
may be the most aged succession of jokes in existence
my favorite overwatch character
10:37 Justin's laugh escapes him like a convict escaping from the zoo
4:10 - 4:20 it's benjamin cucumberpatch
Bitterbitch Crummyman
Barnacle Crumpetboy
blenderdick cupboardlatch
blueberry croissantmunch
bologna crumblebottom
6:29 got my ASMR going there
I can now die peacefully, until i get resurrected for the next monster factory. so i can die peacefully again. Keep up the great(frightening) work!
"maybe ill find a gun and have an advantage over all these non-gun having monsters."
in death, the good hunter laughs, for the advantage is merely an illusion
The first 8 minutes of this video were the hardest thing for me to watch while stoned. I needed to come back sober to finish the video because I was laughing too hard and couldn't stop.
I don't know if I commented this already but the WAYYY Griffin says "I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't" SO desperately and immediately hiding the face at 5:38 is SO VISCERAL FOR ME IT KILLS ME
Rural junker falling into a vat of Skoal is my new favorite thing
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ P R A I S E T H E B U N S ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
That's not what face do.
8:04 Oh justin, how naive you were
+
6:04 those beautiful boys singing "show me that smile again" has healed me
Justin can actually carry a tune, lol. "Yeah, show me that smile!"
I'm curious - is there an opposite to the Monster Factory? Like a series where people attempt to make character creators generate something transcendentally beautiful?
Be the change you want to see in the world
that implies the precious children aren't transcendentally beautiful
There is the old, is [blank] perfect?
There is, it's called 'Monster Factory'
Theres a thousands of sims videos where they go from ugly to beautiful
every time i see monster factory on my sub feed i lose my SHIT
I love you both more than words than explain.. Thank you for these beautiful gifts
I was at Disney World a month and a half ago, the happiest place on earth, hadn’t seen this video in a few months, and the only words in my head were “I’ve been bedeviled! You’re bedevilin’ me!” over and over
I’m vaccinated and wore a mask literally the entire time, inside buildings and out. My partners and I planned the trip when things were looking better and it was non refundable, we did our best don’t yell at me please I know it was a bad idea :(
I just can't help myself. I love that danged ole Junker.
they predicted berries and cream’s revival
it was justin that brought it to tiktok in the first place
7:10 she looks like a combination of Steve buschemi and the scream painting.
SWEET PIGGY NOSE TECHNOLOGY
"HOW DID THAT GIVE HIM MORE PANTS??!?!?!"
BERRIES AND CREAM FORESHADOWING
_We'll never amount to anything, not you, not I._
11:33 absolutely stellar job, Susan, simply superb
WE NEED MORE MONSTER FACTORY
7:52 Scientists use archeological data to create an image of what Jesus really looked like. And it’s not what you’d expect.
As a dude who never beat dark souls and was completely new to the series i was so proud of myself when i beat the first boss
that's huge!! great job! :D
Hey that's not the berries and cream guy is it? I bet that's not what he'll be remembered for...
The Suck is what's going to come for Mitch McConnell when the puzzle box where he keeps his soul is opened and the Devil collects.
3:30 ... she looked like she was transforming into a tengu.
"rowdy, dirty boy" "rural joker" Don't you just mean Junkrat?
"jared leto as the joker"
good job predicting morbius
Griffin's little voice change thing is so drastic its crazy it doesnt even sound like Griffin. I love it.
Jemmy Leeto doesn't hold a match to professor sad
(me, shivering, huddled in the corner of a room)
s-so cold.... p-please.... I need.... the m-monster factory boys....