SERIOUSLY. i remembered the phrase "fuck this melon" one time and i looked it up to see if justin was saying words or nonsense and the ONLY results were porn. one of my more upsetting discoveries tbh.
"Sexuality does not affect women's ability." "There is no possibility for a man to have sex." Based on these two sentences, we can only assume the world of DS3 EXTREME EDITION is populated entirely by self-assured lesbians and disappointed, but respectful, men.
Monster factory has become refined. No longer relying on the large brush strokes of 'no middle sliders', they have evolved a more nuanced and detailed approach
Honestly I feel like this guy *used* to be the crying cat meme, but he no longer has the energy required for such strong emotions, because at this point he's just Too Broken Down for that
I'm actually impressed at the restraint they showed in drilling down into one of the saddest faces I've ever seen. Gil's eyes are harrowing, it's like a concentrated misery beam that's almost too strong to look at.
We're all more similar than different, and I really respect the McElroys for reminding me of this truth and for you for reiterating this very powerful lesson
Judging by the video of him as a kid on TH-cam I’d say more disturbingly his voice has always been the same regardless of age. But apparently he’s super quiet irl :0
@@ahobbit1273 I feel like a T-shirt like that would be solidarity between homoromantic asexual men and heteroromantic asexual women that are also Canadian
this man is the mood of 2020. hes realistically sad and the amount of bullshit antagonism he gets confronted with is comical. we root for him throughout it
"I feel like you havent seen a real dude in a while" .... "you're not wrong" Also "this right here is a Canada's canada" We are truly blessed on this day
Yes. Also post-rock band names. And "The Genocide was Destroyed" could also be a song title by This Will Destroy You. But maybe I'm just thinking that 'cause they both have "destroy" in the name.
100% most rewatched series for me, monster factory is practically my happy place. Edit - actually I've watched sakura trick like 50 odd times, but still
There were multiple points in this video where my brain went "hey that looks like..." and then Griffin just kept going. and then he goes and implies, at the one point it doesn't look like somebody to me, that it looks like a celebrity
It looks nothing like Pat. but sometimes I look at Pat's eyes and I swear they too are full of sad and are staring through things, too, just like hungry-faced Gil's peepers
I wasnt gonna get serious in the comments but honestly... same. Its weird... I'm an essential worker (not in the medical frontlines but nonetheless) and so I have many very complicated feelings about life right now personally. I'm eternally grateful to still be able to pay for my and my fiance's necessities. But at the same time... every day I work, I wake up and choose to put my life, and other's lives at risk... I feel guilt and fear and shame. But I feel pride at the same time. Like I'll tell my kids/nieces/nephews one day about how I supported the community while the world healed. But what if I'm the cause for someone's misery? I'll never know for sure.
@@helloimellieful I feel like you deserve a very warm and soft hug. I'm not a hugger, but it's the only way I can articulate my feels about this comment. Sending you some sweet love-vibes bc you deserve them. Thank you for existing.
what I love about this is there's a pretty decent stretch where he looks like a Disney's Haunted Mansion animatronic that was based on Angela Landsbury
Honestly at this point in my life I just want a full monster factory playthrough of Dark Souls 3. I know that's not how this works, but I could seriously watch hours and hours of this.
34:08 when that crystal lizard rolls at him like sonic the hedgehog and just absolutely obliterates him, I had a Justin moment and nearly passed out laughing holy shit. replay x1000
i adopted "shit, fuck, it's all in the mind" into my everyday vocabulary when i first saw this episode and it's been long enough that i had completely forgotten that i got it from monster factory
the mcelroy's staying consistent in their content throughout the pandemic is helping to make staying home feel for this long less irritating, thanks guys!
Let's watch RNG create the computer perfect version of the sad orphan child from those infomercials that you feel really bad for not giving money to but still don't.
I've been awake for 15 hours nonstop busy and something about trying to fall asleep to this and hearing Griffin's read of "My goodness, the warm water is incredible" had me laughing painfully on my stomach uncontrollably
I know something like this is very rare, but I would legitimately watch you guys play through the entire game like this. I want so much more of this in my life. I love the chaotic energy it brings out of you both!
The McElroys always sound like they're channeling slang from a parallel universe
The mysterious fantasy realm of appalachia
A lot like Adventure Time
Daniel Brown yeah
yeah I think when you are round the clock making content with people you've known your literal entire life that happens
SERIOUSLY. i remembered the phrase "fuck this melon" one time and i looked it up to see if justin was saying words or nonsense and the ONLY results were porn. one of my more upsetting discoveries tbh.
"Sexuality does not affect women's ability." "There is no possibility for a man to have sex."
Based on these two sentences, we can only assume the world of DS3 EXTREME EDITION is populated entirely by self-assured lesbians and disappointed, but respectful, men.
This comment is gold.
Given I remember one of the big things about this game was a king that refused to have any sons, part of me Squints at this as being plausible.
ideal world
@@Sarah-lg6db Indeed.
Given that the McElroys are all at critically low T levels, bordering on impossibility, I could see why they would think sex is impossible
"As we all know, the two genders are Canada and Women"
It's two minutes in and I'm already losing it
“Men can never have sex”
I can confirm my gender is Canada
he's a Canada's Canada.
I didn't make it past "the situation is gender" because that's probably gonna be the first thing out of my mouth the next time I see my therapist
"I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra..."
Monster factory has become refined. No longer relying on the large brush strokes of 'no middle sliders', they have evolved a more nuanced and detailed approach
It's just like art
I'm so proud of them
@@tyler4446 I read that in magic Brian's voice
@Edward McArdle and then there was j'aam.
@@Sara3346 Yes, that falls into a third category: the game breaks Griffin.
Before griffin mentioned that he had installed the translation mod I was trying to read the words in the menu and I thought I was having a stroke
I really thought 'oh today's the day i fully lose it, okay'
I'm watching this while high and I never questioned why it didn't make sense ajahah
What mods is he using? do you know?
@@CaptainButt that knowledge is between him & his Sensei, the Arby's Witch
i didnt have my glasses on so i couldn’t even read the finer menu print, but now that you’ve pointed it out, i sure am squinting
You just know that the reason 'eye' is translated to 'student' is because it got translated to 'pupil' somewhere along the way
This is the best big brain moment of 2020
Genious
Hooo dang!
due to personal reasons i will now only be referring to my gender as "the situation"
Is your situation women or Canada?
oh same
I could just imagine filling out a form like Name:
Age:
Situation:
Phone:
Email:
But gender change changes the change!
@@rein7526 It's fluid. Currently a women, but if things don't go well the next few months I might start transitioning to Canada.
He is like a cat that has been rained on for one thousand years
it’s perfect
This is the most perfect description I’ve ever seen. This is hilarious
the nature of man is that every few years someone invents gollum again
That's poetic
A visual thesis by the McElroy family
I'm fkin choking
Its the crab thing but for boy
Ah I think you meant Canada*
Boys I'm afraid what you've made is the crying cat meme but a man.
Excuse you, a canada
this absolutely broke me
Honestly I feel like this guy *used* to be the crying cat meme, but he no longer has the energy required for such strong emotions, because at this point he's just Too Broken Down for that
"Gender change changes the change" seems about right
trans rights
@@Blattella I was gonna say that!!!
The two genders.
Canada
Women
can confirm, my gender change changed my change
"Yes!" "Any"
I'm actually impressed at the restraint they showed in drilling down into one of the saddest faces I've ever seen. Gil's eyes are harrowing, it's like a concentrated misery beam that's almost too strong to look at.
a gamma ray burst of sorrow, you could say
"The realer it gets, the worse it gets"
Justin has independently discovered the uncanny valley
With 666 likes. We must keep it this way.
@@QuasiTronOfficial HOLY CRAP my dad will be so proud
QuasiTron Gaming what a genius observation
How can they just glance over the brilliance of “Find chin - You can”
Both a demand, and encouragement
i can only read it in yoda's voice
IT ABSOLUTELY SENT ME INTO A LAUGHING FIT JUST READING IT
"Aren't we all no lizard?" So important to remember this during these divisive times.
We're all more similar than different, and I really respect the McElroys for reminding me of this truth and for you for reiterating this very powerful lesson
:(
@@lizardtrenchcoat8772 get rekt noob
i know i’m a few months late but this made me lol so thank you
he looks like a johnny depp that someone put in the microwave
And then forgot about him for a month
But Johnny Depp looks like a Johnny Depp someone put in a microwave.
"I was appointed a preacher" is my favorite Johnny Cash song
Can’t believe i was dying of laughter at the body shape being named “Barry” and then they just don’t even acknowledge it
Foervraengd me with half of this video
Barry Bluejeans??
bluejeans erasure
who?
@@garfieldbrooks a character from season1 of their D&D podcast: **The Adventure Zone**
"The unusual face is unique. Or maybe it's just ugly."
That's what my mom always said.
I can't stop laughing at the idea of a mom holding her newborn baby and saying this right in its face. Fantastic.
"Check this out: Sad Victorian boy... blogger."
And I'm dead.
“What’s the situation” “Canada”
I read this in the voice of that dude from the bread store meme
"I'm fucking crazy about this boy"
"I want my son back"
*both at the same time, with loving acceptance*
"GIL"
He looks like when Hercules is dying in the river.
underrated comment. astute observation.
Oh my god he does.
HE DOES
this is the FUNNIEST comment on the entire video
I WAS THINKING THAT
Griffin is the only person in recorded history whose voice has aged backwards
That's just him doubling down on his obnoxious ironic internet persona
Judging by the video of him as a kid on TH-cam I’d say more disturbingly his voice has always been the same regardless of age. But apparently he’s super quiet irl :0
@@Popebug Sorry, I accidentally liked your comment, let me fix that-
I love him. I love Gil so much. He looks like Gomez Addams if Morticia left him for a spookier prince.
When can we expect to see
"Canada: There is no possibility for a man to have sex" T-shirts in the merch store?
As a heteroromantic asexual Canadian woman, I would love that.
@@ahobbit1273 I feel like a T-shirt like that would be solidarity between homoromantic asexual men and heteroromantic asexual women that are also Canadian
@@orangeismyfavoritecolor hey I'm a homoromantic asexual Canadian man
“My goodness. The warm water is incredible.” REALLY got me
scrolling through the comments after the video and being reminded of that sent me cackling again iwvsjwhw
this man is the mood of 2020. hes realistically sad and the amount of bullshit antagonism he gets confronted with is comical. we root for him throughout it
Hungry-faced Gil requires his jelly medicine IMMEDIATELY
“i’m sure clayton has an inspiring montage from last time-“
*”I ‘ M T H E J U N K E R”*
Game: "Do you want a really sad old man, or a really sad boy?"
Griffin & Justin: "Yes." "Absolutely, sounds great. Thank you."
The way the face randomizer just gradually made this man sadder and greener was a sight to behold
Finally a souls protagonist who looks like he’s as depressed as the world around him
this is like that "one fear" t-shirt comic except the last panel reads "some middle sliders"
What if they made Simpsons porn illegal
Duckalie hmm? huh? what? huh?
@@canijust101 that's the original very excellent middle panel to the one fear tshirt comic
THIS BOY CONTINUES TO LOOK LIKE THAT EMO WHO FROM THAT HORTON HEARS A WHO MOVIE
Harold, The Talking Tree
nah, Gomez is always happy
Im still surprised they were able to get LeafyIsHere to cameo, his chin's agent is really stern.
or gerard way
I hate this comment so much
He looks like he managed the shoe section of a K Mart that just went out of business.
WHEN HE'S OPENING THE DOOR AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, IM GONNA PASS OUT LAUGHING
and then when the lizard rolls in LOL
@@iancampbell2558 top 20 monster factory moments honestly
"I feel like you havent seen a real dude in a while" .... "you're not wrong"
Also "this right here is a Canada's canada"
We are truly blessed on this day
"London is empty with old man"
Bloodborne (2015)
It's like one of those cursed paintings that cause house fires.
It's weird how Google translated Dark Souls just sounds like Bloodborne with a slight fever.
Is bloodborne okay
@@novarex1071 no it has a fever
...mayhaps that's because Google gave Dark Souls a * bloodborne* fever? *ducks and hides*.
“The Genocide was Destroyed” and “In the Shadow of Death from London” are a couple of my favorite metal albums
Yes. Also post-rock band names. And "The Genocide was Destroyed" could also be a song title by This Will Destroy You. But maybe I'm just thinking that 'cause they both have "destroy" in the name.
I love the clips of past monsters factories to remind us as if I’m not constantly rewatching every episode every minute of every day
I literally rewatched the Junker episode last night lmao
i think i have all the past episodes memorized by now
100% most rewatched series for me, monster factory is practically my happy place.
Edit - actually I've watched sakura trick like 50 odd times, but still
Monster Factory is my safety blanket
There were multiple points in this video where my brain went "hey that looks like..." and then Griffin just kept going. and then he goes and implies, at the one point it doesn't look like somebody to me, that it looks like a celebrity
19:00
“look at that haircut”
“yeah no he sucks”
*THATS MY HAIRCUT*
RIP
I knew this would happen lol
You're a regular Hungry-Faced Gil
Rest in piss
That's a tasty round timestamp
"YOUR DAD IS THERE AND ALL HIS DRUNK FRIENDS" killed me, this series is the light in my life.
"i'm no arby's witch" ARENT YOU GRIFFIN
The fine balance between shitty teenager and sad victorian orphan is impressive.
Looks like Paul McCartneys sad twin
18:45 is a very sick Colin Mochrie
Pall McCartney
hungry-faced gil is really out here looking like a cross between the crying cat meme and Brahms from The Boy
you just had to give him that patrick gill-esque facial hair and name him gil huh
Patrick is a gorgeous man though
Tine Of Nice Dreams he is! this is just an unfortunate coincidence hahahaha
Tine Of Nice Dreams That’s the thing, it looks _nothing_ like Pat and yet the hair and name... I’m-
Ikr they really came for his whole life pat did nothing to deserve this lol
It looks nothing like Pat. but sometimes I look at Pat's eyes and I swear they too are full of sad and are staring through things, too, just like hungry-faced Gil's peepers
He looks like Smeagol about 1/8 of the way into transforming into Gollum.
Justin's glee throughout is a ray of brightness I really needed right now.
I wasnt gonna get serious in the comments but honestly... same. Its weird... I'm an essential worker (not in the medical frontlines but nonetheless) and so I have many very complicated feelings about life right now personally. I'm eternally grateful to still be able to pay for my and my fiance's necessities. But at the same time... every day I work, I wake up and choose to put my life, and other's lives at risk... I feel guilt and fear and shame. But I feel pride at the same time. Like I'll tell my kids/nieces/nephews one day about how I supported the community while the world healed. But what if I'm the cause for someone's misery? I'll never know for sure.
@@helloimellieful I feel like you deserve a very warm and soft hug. I'm not a hugger, but it's the only way I can articulate my feels about this comment. Sending you some sweet love-vibes bc you deserve them. Thank you for existing.
The unfortunate thing is, at one moment in the middle of creation I was STRONGLY reminded of my middle school choir teacher
AT WHICH POINT?????
what I love about this is there's a pretty decent stretch where he looks like a Disney's Haunted Mansion animatronic that was based on Angela Landsbury
He's too depressed to solve any dino-mysteries right now
I kept thinking he looks like an ungodly cross between Angela Lansbury and Judi Dench lmao
when Justin said “kept you waiting, huh” in that voice all of my muscles tensed, shattering my spine and killing me instantly. Thanks boys.
Honestly at this point in my life I just want a full monster factory playthrough of Dark Souls 3. I know that's not how this works, but I could seriously watch hours and hours of this.
“Gender change changes the change. Is that right?”
-me trying to be supportive of my friends when they come out as trans
Thank God he was rescued from the character creator right before it broke down.
When the boy stopped reacting I think my heart stopped and I experienced genuine fear he was going to come for me
Hungry-faced Gil has such Darks Souls energy, like he's sad little self fits right in to the setting.
34:08 when that crystal lizard rolls at him like sonic the hedgehog and just absolutely obliterates him, I had a Justin moment and nearly passed out laughing holy shit. replay x1000
Mcelroys: *NO MIDDLE SLIDERS*
Also Mcelroys: _let us make the human embodiment of a middle slider_
You say this like Griffin isn't already, to quote, "like someone hit randomize on an accountant simulator"
Gil's soulless eyes staring both at and through me when he froze is the most upsetting thing that's ever happened in a Monster Factory
Y’all I can NOT tell you how much I needed this. The McElroy brothers are saving the world, one goof at a time
Same my dude, they literally make any bad day infinitely better, they are too powerful and need to be stopped
"i love this sad idiot" is a whole ass MOOD
i cant believe they made an avatar that looks like all of those sad cat face memes at once
"the realer it gets, the worse it gets" justin just summarized live action disney remakes
wormpy I’m waiting for the inevitable disaster that is the live action remake of the Princess and the Frog.
it turns out the final boss of dark souls was you all along
Griffin an Justin “this is the last episode on polygon”
Me *been purposely watchin it on McElroy since day one*
It finally happened, they've been talking about it for a year now right?
I'm glad the McElroys are breathing new life into the much-beloved series that is Gill and Gilbert.
"I can still play, but the boy isn't moving anymore."
-Griffin McElroy, 2020
GRIFFIN, WHAT DID YOU DO?!
oh i am so endeared by this sad sad man
I miss the junker. some say you can still hear him yelling about bob Evans on quite nights in the shrine.
If I squint hard enough into the darkness, I can almost read his favorite bible verses.
Shouting about Pantera and cobbler recipes late into the night early into the morning
Nobody:
No Lizard: "I have many muscles. Fat body."
Mood.
"The people's mistake for worldly objects is to attack the attack by attacking it"
Keep it in your hearts y'all.
My gender is Canada. Pronouns: she/eh
God I want to adopt the pronouns "meh/eh"
It perfectly describes my opinion on my own gender
pronouns eh/ehm
oui/eh , please
Sara L if you’re truly canadian it would be ouai/eh
The only semblance of sense is pupil being translated as student but literally everything else is unintelligible
"Suitable student - Change the egg size." killed me
2:10 "Sexuality does not affect women's ability" PREACH
"The Astley white you're increasing to full husband."
i adopted "shit, fuck, it's all in the mind" into my everyday vocabulary when i first saw this episode and it's been long enough that i had completely forgotten that i got it from monster factory
Loved watching this face oscillating between "scary aunt" and Andy Serkis
Seriously, it's like Andy Serkis and Rowan Atkinson had a love child, and that child was someone's 50 year old, spooky aunt.
Every time Griffin calls Justin "Juice", my heart dies from how adorable these sweet boys are
the mcelroy's staying consistent in their content throughout the pandemic is helping to make staying home feel for this long less irritating, thanks guys!
Yall accidentally created Edgar Allan Poe meets comic strip Gomez Adams.
There's a point where he looks like nightmare John Hodgman.
Also at one point, Olivia Coleman as Gollum in an imaginary stage production of The Lord of the Rings
also one point where he looks like revenant stephen fry
Let's watch RNG create the computer perfect version of the sad orphan child from those infomercials that you feel really bad for not giving money to but still don't.
The words in here all read like Hylics dialogue
hungry-faced gill is transition goals
Oh w o r m
Remember guys, in the NEAR FUTURE.
the future is now
The way he said “ur gonna have to kill me first, Justin” was actually bone chilling
"I like how sad he is."
Justin McElroy - 2020
I've been awake for 15 hours nonstop busy and something about trying to fall asleep to this and hearing Griffin's read of "My goodness, the warm water is incredible" had me laughing painfully on my stomach uncontrollably
Now THIS is a birthday present
Happy B-Day!!
happy birthday!!
happy birthday !!!
Oh happy birthday!
happy birthday!!!!!!
I know something like this is very rare, but I would legitimately watch you guys play through the entire game like this. I want so much more of this in my life. I love the chaotic energy it brings out of you both!
At one point there's a real John "Steve Buscemi" Waters thing going on and it just utterly destroyed me.
I'm really glad i get to watch sleep paralysis demons get designed.
I literally just beat Dark Souls 3 five minutes ago, and now this? Delightful.
*Griffin brings all the sliders to the middle*
Justin: That's GOOD
Our boys grew up so fast :'|