9:55 Gray: "Why can't I get past this crowd?" Game: uhh plot motivated cutscene? What do I have to spell it out for- Gray:Uhhhhh.... Game: fine... Gray: So why can't I leav- Oh look a shiny red ligh-OH NOOOOO!
“Maybe I can kill my wife and daughter at the same time” -Gray 2019 This is why I relate to gray so much because almost every game he plays, he tries to cause death, torture, and despair... And every game I play, I do the same thing... AND THATS WHY I SUBSCRIBED
So, I just read the "Purist's are a benefit to business" article. If you look closely, the text states "They are only 17% less efficient than their modded counterparts"
2:20 Daugther: "Marriage is just another establishment to chain us together Grey: Where are you learning this stuff fro- Grey as quickly as humanly possible: I mean you're not wrong- Grey: Where are you learning this stuff from! Lmaoo
The thing I like about Gray's Let's Plays are that they leave me wondering what a normal run through even looks like. I have so many more video games on my wishlist because of this channel than any other.
I just won this game today: I took a pro-modded stance but also had a ton of police around, so I got the health care for my spouse, my daughter went to college and I lived and was at the top of the newspaper :) I was proud lol
"So he was shot in the head..." "Right." "...and you gave him CPR for a bullet would in the head?" "Exactly." "Yeah, I think that's a perfectly acceptable treatment." -Doc & Grif on Grif's decision to use CPR for a bulletwound to the head. - Red vs Blue.
Gray: *wants to get his wife to divorce him* His ancestors: No this isn't how you play the game Edit: thanks for the likes! Edit 2: Oh wow this actually blew up! Edit 3: this is my most liked comment! Edit 4: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Games like this make me realize the obvious. Reporters are the true leaders of country, not the president, king, or dadgum prime minister. Florida Man 2020
If reporters were the leaders then Trump wouldn't be elected and he sure as hell wouldn't make it this far. They try their hardest to sway the public but there are higher powers at play.
5:17 Just like in real life. They say rage, viewers rage, they say something is good and should be praised, viewers praises, they say jump, viewers say “How high.” or “where from.” and whatever they say, the viewers will do.
Headliner: Eric Katz has an extreme anti-purist stance. me: "Well look at you, arsehole... Article rejected." Headliner - Novinews: Eric Katz has a strong pro-public healthcare stance. me: "Wait... you are not just a one-dimensional character and I will never get to meet you in this game?" me (2nd playthrough of Headliner - Novinews): "Okaaaaay... Even though we agree on this matter I will reject your articles this time, anyway."
"Everything's going well... No molotoves..."
...
...
...
*"Why can't I move past this crowd..."*
"wait what's that...."
**nearby celebrity gets sniped by a high powered rifle**
(Gets turned into pot roast)
@@lordlucius1341 I didn't know what this comment was on, so I just got the notification "(Gets turned into pot roast)"
@@snowflakeserpert6834 *doesn't cover the story of honey glazed ham*
Jotaro's wife: "Jolyne went to jail"
Jotaro: "Cool"
Cool
Cool
Yare
Looc
What a *bizzare* joke
Zeus: god of lightning
Grey: *god of death and torture*
Greek mythology test: A+
Gaming Soldier oh, so Thanatos got kicked out then
Thanatos was like "I think you would be better at my job grey, so imma head out"
Jeanie Jones glad for you congrats, i guess Nike sides with you👍
@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame more like he kicked out the Keres, Thanatos is death in general but the Keres specialize in violent deaths
Mythology Geek i see, good to know thanks👍
"So we're back with the only game where death and sadness reign supreme... PLAY GAME DAMMIT"
The beginning of every great gray video
It does still kinda have a charm to ot
It*
You forgot the alright
I love it so much it makes me so excited 😁
Kdakool also, don't forget the dammit part later
"Got the happy family award by dieing"
Yep that's 2019 in a nutshell
Brenlin Amazeballz dying*
Makes sense
current top comment lmao
Brenlin Amazeballz helped the entire family escaped the world and it's mess😅
*dying
Any peaceful game:
Gray: *Not on my watch.*
Gray can even humoursly destroy peaceful games though. Like he destroyed "fish pet owner simulator" or whatever it was
예 또
Edit: it’s supposed to mean yes again
Red vs Blue taught us all that CPR is a perfectly valid treatment for gunshot wounds to the head.
"You mean to tell me you gave me CPR for a headshot?"
What happens when I get shot in the foot
@@doggoking7905 instant death, no saving you
Aloe vera.
Tina didn't take her vitamin gummies
9:55 Gray: "Why can't I get past this crowd?"
Game: uhh plot motivated cutscene? What do I have to spell it out for-
Gray:Uhhhhh....
Game: fine...
Gray: So why can't I leav- Oh look a shiny red ligh-OH NOOOOO!
“Headliner, the only game where lying about purists won’t get your head bashed in by an angry mob.”
Why does that sound familiar
xD
proceeds to get his head bashed in
Couldn't tell if "Modded Assholes" was an insult or an advertisement.
Can you use them as a garbage disposal?
Self cleaning so you don’t need to wipe
this comment is WAY too underrated
Yes
“Maybe I can kill my wife and daughter at the same time”
-Gray 2019
This is why I relate to gray so much because almost every game he plays, he tries to cause death, torture, and despair...
And every game I play, I do the same thing...
AND THATS WHY I SUBSCRIBED
Yay! We can all be sick fucks together!
Pink acid gurl
Stacey McGill I subscribed because I feel too bad to do these things, but I’m still curious.
Yeah same, whenever I play bitlife, I’m like,
I gotta marry a rich guy then murder him.
I love your Mina Pfp!
Me: man I have a hankering to see some terrible decisions
Gray: hello everyone and welcome back to.....
i lowkey thought the daughter sniped Tina.
...She _is_ Florida Man's daughter afterall. 🤣👍
petition to make the devs change it so that she does
Same here! XD
@@SupersuMC ayyeee
Grey: "I end up pissing blood for the next week"
Mom:*walks by and hears that*
Mom:oh you have no idea
weirdtheatrenerd r/cursedcomments
@@delanohop sir do you know what a period is
@@drippycity4135 I- I don't think they do...
@@thesearchforthemustache2589 lucky them
@@thesearchforthemustache2589 they’ve been spared
"Made terrible decisions that ruined my life"
Oh, so, a normal day in Gray's simulation game life, when making huge stacks isn't the objective.
or making full liquor bars
Gary Glitter: I made terrible decisions that ruined my life
Gray: hold my bad-tasting Pilsner
Hey
Yeet
Hey
Yeet
Hey
That's what I like about you Gray: you turn mediocre games into chaotic entertainment!
"I've ruined everything"
Wasn't that the goal?
I'm wondering if there is a way to NOT ruin everything because bad things seem to happen no matter what you choose.
@@troodon1096 I think you just have to be a moderate and not lean to heavily in support of one side or the other.
Medic: Administering CPR!
Sarge: Why would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound to the head? That doesn't make a lick of sense!!
Gray: "Honest Officer, I only killed my family to see about a different ending than yesterday"
*Celebrity gets shot*
*Daughter doesn't come home*
Me: *THE DAUGHTER WAS SECRETLY THE CELEBRITY*
"Are the streets free of lint and dog dander"
I laughed way too hard at this
So, I just read the "Purist's are a benefit to business" article.
If you look closely, the text states "They are only 17% less efficient than their modded counterparts"
16%
"I made terrible decisions that ruined my life." basically Gray's entire life story.
At last, Gray ruins another innocent game
dude i don’t think this is an innocent game
@@vodkant6381 second game is better. Gray also played it
Every GrayStillPlays video
"Alright, were back with the only game where..." and "More [INSERT WORD] damnit!"
Wife when you take an anti-unmodified stance: you dare oppose me mortal
Wife when you take a pro-unmodified stance: you dare oppose me mortal
Wife when you choose anything:
You dare oppose me mortal
It feels like gray was only born to ruin virtual people lives
His "About" description literally mentions "making pixel people sad" sooo...
Gray do a challenge where you have to release all the papers so basically stamp everything green
can't sometimes they give you 2 articles and you pick which 1 to stamp green and the other will be stamped red
2:20
Daugther: "Marriage is just another establishment to chain us together
Grey: Where are you learning this stuff fro-
Grey as quickly as humanly possible: I mean you're not wrong-
Grey: Where are you learning this stuff from!
Lmaoo
The thing I like about Gray's Let's Plays are that they leave me wondering what a normal run through even looks like. I have so many more video games on my wishlist because of this channel than any other.
I just won this game today:
I took a pro-modded stance but also had a ton of police around, so I got the health care for my spouse, my daughter went to college and I lived and was at the top of the newspaper :) I was proud lol
10:09 performing CPR to a person who got shot in the head? (Red vs Blue reference by the way)
"Quote"
- Gray, 2019
*Everyone liked that*
"So he was shot in the head..."
"Right."
"...and you gave him CPR for a bullet would in the head?"
"Exactly."
"Yeah, I think that's a perfectly acceptable treatment."
-Doc & Grif on Grif's decision to use CPR for a bulletwound to the head. - Red vs Blue.
Dinner and gray still plays is a perfect evening
"where are you learning this stuff fro- i mean you're not wrong but- where are you learning this from?"
"What's your daughter's name"
Gray: Daughter2 *executable*
Gray: *wants to get his wife to divorce him*
His ancestors: No this isn't how you play the game
Edit: thanks for the likes!
Edit 2: Oh wow this actually blew up!
Edit 3: this is my most liked comment!
Edit 4: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!
The wife in this game is like a saint.
GrayStillPlays but the daughter is not
JusticeFor Alexei that's... i agree
Yep
@@GrayStillPlays very surpriseing
Me: I'll watch a calm vide-
Gray: I Made Terrible Decisions That Ruined my Life
Me: This'll work.
Games like this make me realize the obvious.
Reporters are the true leaders of country, not the president, king, or dadgum prime minister.
Florida Man 2020
If reporters were the leaders then Trump wouldn't be elected and he sure as hell wouldn't make it this far.
They try their hardest to sway the public but there are higher powers at play.
@@tomatoisnotafruit5670 maybe thats why the media hate him so much?
Gray: ruins life of multiple people and/or galaxies
Florida man: Thats my man!
(Happy banjo noise)
"I HAVE to be able to get my wife to divorce me."
I read this exactly when he said it
1:05
7:37 I can't be the only one that hears the *'MY LEG'* dude from spongebob
"Me 2019"
Everyone:
Everyone:
Everyone:
Nobody:
Graystillplays: Me
-2019
"Poop"
-Johny Johney Yes Papa
@@flakes3256 yeeeeeeee don't do this again pls
Why Not wat?
@@mistycaramela9967 wat?
@@RuferOfficial dancing cockfoch funni mem😂😂😳😂😂😳😳🅱️ru
Grey: What your nose-ring told you to say that?!
Literally something my dad wold say
I enjoy ALL the episode of headliner, just so ya know. And pretty much everything else as well.
I too would get the happy family award if I died.
Please play this more often I love this game
Gray;"I end up pissing blood for the next week"
all the girls watching this:
>:(
...
“This week Florida man purposely does at bad job at work to avoid getting healthcare in an attempt to kill his wife”
Dad: are daughter is going to prison
Me: O’tay
I hope there’s a mod for this game where you can make people fight over which chipmunk is getting the best head
Gray: “I end up pissing blood for the next week”
Me: That’s me every week
Oof
WELL THIS AGED WELL
The last time I was this early, my girlfriend left me
Either that was supposed to be dirty or I have a dirty mind.
Never mind I have a dirty mind anyways
@@writer...4679 You got it G
Lad slow down... congrats on being first for the first time.
Don't feel bad. I got her later and she still left me too.
Took me a minute lmao
thanks for doin More Gray
"You're a sick puppy!"
Gray: Thank you ..
This is actually how 2020 is going.
"My wife's name is Stabitha"
today was a weird day
Wife: can’t get rid of me that easily!
Floridaman: wanna bet?
You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
His poor wife.
Now this is what I call good Content.
Gray:"Your never gonna see your daughter again."
Wife:*looks over and smiles*
That headshot was some hardcore pixel stuff.
Yes Jim, I’ll take complete chaos for 900?
J: Your answer is : *”Everything”*
Me: uhh “what went wrong in grays video?”
DINGDING
This is a great series for what seems like a great game.
"comedy gold"
-Me 2019
Please do more I love this game
Me: Sees thumbnail
Also Me: hmm relatable
YOUR doughTER WNET TO prizeON
Gray is the only guy I know that can destroy a game in a matter of 0.25 seconds
This makes me laugh and I'm not sure if it's okay.
What would happen if you supported one side only but halfway there you start supporting the other side only?
Who wants to see gray doing it?
"Your never going to see your daughter again."
Mom: smiles
Happy 2.22 Million Suscribers!!!
“I like cheese”- Me
I don't know why but all those Daughter2.exe jokes are killing me. X'D
When you early so you dont know what to comment
I enjoy you reminding me to stay foxy ❤️
Don't mind me. I'm just Hunting for that Carla girl that's been roaming around these parts lately.
I've found her roaming around many parts
How are all of your videos basicly the same and they are still entertaining in a unique way
*when gray skips sims 4 every week*
Me when I need sims 4: REEEEEEEEEE
5:17 Just like in real life. They say rage, viewers rage, they say something is good and should be praised, viewers praises, they say jump, viewers say “How high.” or “where from.” and whatever they say, the viewers will do.
Headliner: Eric Katz has an extreme anti-purist stance.
me: "Well look at you, arsehole... Article rejected."
Headliner - Novinews: Eric Katz has a strong pro-public healthcare stance.
me: "Wait... you are not just a one-dimensional character and I will never get to meet you in this game?"
me (2nd playthrough of Headliner - Novinews): "Okaaaaay... Even though we agree on this matter I will reject your articles this time, anyway."
May who ever see's this may there wishes come true
nobody:
gray as oj: “i can get my wife and daughter at the same time!”
Keep doing these! Their funny and kind of interesting actually
people be like: FIRST
then i'm like: 26th comment
Yay more headliner!
Daughtet2.exe: "marriage is just another establishment that keeps us together"
Gray a married man (i believe): "you're not wrong"
"florida man"
me: oooh yeeeah another crack head
for what its worth, the game has a decent story
Classic Grey, always running his own life.
Gray bring back vr videos
My god, I thought I would be safe from the frickin me 2019 comments but they are here too! I’m scared.
“Why is the club on fire?”
Cause it’s a panic at the disco
Kill me
You always make terrible decisions that ruin lives XD it’s the point of your channel
Decline ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING
wHyDo I KEEP GETTING THE AD FROM TACO BELL SAYING “this burrito is so good i think im a vegetarian” LEAVE ME ALONE
That sounds like something a filthy modified would get.
I love this game so much