Oi u r dumb you cant be tired after 25 mins after sleeping even if your depressed It takes a minimum of 30 minutes to feel the pain, agony and tiredness on your life
"Alright, so we're checking out a game where you play a man whose sole purpose in life is to ruin as many lives as he can in a day, it's Graystillplays simulator."
@@mercyayozksy3100 rpg simulator but it's a tesla needed for image something quantum to anything but require duplicate proton and atom or a electron transfer
Just so you know, it's not really your fault you can't refold the clothes at the clothing store as neatly as they were originally. I worked at a store that was mostly clothing once and we had a thing specifically made to help you fold the clothes exactly the same way each time, and I think every night when the store was close to closing someone would go around and straighten up all the clothes than had gotten unfolded.
The official theme song for this game is “I’m an asshole” by Dennis Leary. Now that I think about it, that song sums up Gray’s actions and choices as a person in every game he plays
@@GrayStillPlays No, man. You buy your epic sword with Murder Points. The Misery Tokens are for potions of more misery, which jack up the number of dependents your victims have, so killing one person spreads more misery. ETA: By the way, the epic sword is a seven foot long BFS capable of stabbing or cleaving through three people in one shot.
@@isaiahf-d846 Acronyms often have different meanings. In this context it means Edited To Add. I'm not the first to use it, I saw others before me and copied them.
"You are tired" "WHY WE JUST WOKE UP TWENTY MINUTES AGO!" clearly Gray doesn't suffer from depression. I want his level of sadomasochism to cure my depression, damn
This was the devil's third creation. Morningstar was so proud of Gray after the hallway incident that he made a game for him. Filled with terrible graphics and great options.
I think my favourite thing about Grey's videos is when he reads trying to guess what words he's going to insert that aren't there and which ones he's going to entirely miss out. I feel like there's a drinking game in there somewhere
Gray...you are literally my hero dude. Love the sense of humor. Literally watch your videos to fall asleep on the daily. Nobody gets a dry and dark sense of humor these days. PLEASE keep it up. I look forward to telling my grandchildren about your channel.
Until I was 25 I thought "All of life is suffering" and "the ever-present pain of existence" were talking about literal, physical pain. At 25 I found out about -this game- a rare genetic disorder called EDS and found out my life had been a lie. Still not sure which way of finding out would have been better.
I saw someone double park horizontally. The last spaces left in a packed lot, they pulled in and parallel parked. Got out and walked inside like nothing was amiss.
either this game was designed after people the devs observed online, or this game is being used as a playbook by like, 80% of the people i've ever had to talk to on the internet XD
Hey, uh gray. We've been noticing the types of games you've been playing and wondering... Are you practicing for a new job ruining people's lives? If so... Cool XD
He's probably taking a part time job in retail, where his entire job description is to deny everyone's refund. There's going to be a a lot of angry customers. But wait, it gets better. Since he's the only person in the refund denial department, that also makes him his own manager. So when all the irate customers demand to see the manager, he can give them the same answer. But wait, it gets even better. When customers try to escalate the issue, Gray gives them the number of his "boss" but it's actually just a answering machine set to go straight to voicemail. So no matter how many times they call, the answer is still going to be "No". They can call over and over again for hours, and they still aren't going to get a different answer. At the end of the day, with Gray in charge, no one will be getting a refund. Ever.
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!* [EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 1:05 - *BRAIN impression* "...Try to takeover the WORLD!" *sings the theme to Pinky and the Brain!*
My teacher was writting a letter to the school asking for a grant thing for stuff. She read the letter and plants were involved. All I could think was Gray yelling MORE PLANTS GOD DAMMIT! To the school boad.
I was really looking forward to Gray getting a triple digit number for ruining at least 100 people's lives. I watched as the number got closer, and closer, and closer... Only to stop at 97 lives ruined. I feel so betrayed right now... Gray, how could you!?!? +1 life ruined today.
Misery tokens as currency. Coming soon.
Make a house out of plants in the sims4 and make them depressed
GrayStillPlays ok but how I earn them Gray?
GrayStillPlays bro I comment before him xd
Can pay for my child support way easier
@a decent person bit coin
"Oh god he is still alive."
Every game entity whenever Gray's feet hit the floor and he turns on the computer.
No thats his computer.
@@freezeboy13 lol yes i was about to say that
As spleens stares off into space confused
@@eric8604 naw she sees into the future and past at the same time
More specifically, his graphics card.
“I ruined the lives of everyone I met”
So Gray everyday.
I ruined the lives of every *_game_* i play
Yea he made OUR lives better but certainly not the people in game.
Guys it’s satirical, I didn’t actually mean Gray the real person, I’m referencing his characters.
All-day, every gray!
Gray saw this comment.
+1 lives ruined today.
Gray: finally a game made for me
Dev: we made this for Gray specifically
I feel like half the games Gray plays these days were made specifically for him to play.
@O.o LOL It was a joke. Also the game came out 4 years ago and his oldest video was 3 years ago.
What about the one that literally has Florida man in it?
@@louisbelleperche8527 that update had so many call outs to Gray. It was obvious the developer did it on purpose after seeing Gray play it.
@fouad derf This is why the dislike button needs a function.
Normal Person- "This game is for psychopaths"
Gray- "Its perfect"
_𝔂𝓮𝓼_
@Armandas purvinis please don't remind me. twas very traumatic dying
@Armandas purvinis **cries**
@Armandas purvinis i'm gonna tell my dad!!! **crying**
karlie the crying child
go tell your brother
Oh wait
"You're tired"
"From what? I woke up like 25 minutes ago"
It's called depression, Gray
Hey they had enough energy to ruin lives for 16 hours straight, and that ain't bad.
Well, hobbies do help a lot in getting through the day
@@GrayStillPlays they had energy after acquiring 12 custom Starbucks drinks...
Oi u r dumb you cant be tired after 25 mins after sleeping even if your depressed
It takes a minimum of 30 minutes to feel the pain, agony and tiredness on your life
@@GrayStillPlays I want a part 2
"Someone smiled at you. Agony."
_Life with Social Anxiety_
Legit it is though
Codependency. Early childhood attachment trauma....
Why hello Echo Flowey. How are ya??
my parents & sister know i have SAD but they still make fun of me when people smile at me and i get nervous
What about
"Someone looked at your general direction. Agonizing."
Sadism: The game
@a decent person oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I need a sequel
Don’t you mean Gray: The game
I like you profile pic
*_s a d f a c e_*
"Oh god he is still alive"
The sims every time gray makes another deathtrap house
"Oh. god. he is still alive."
My mind is weird, for some reason I read deepthr*** instead of deathtrap. I need a therapist.
So you’re Muslim? Lol
@@DylanBegazo no idea where this came from
Isaiah F-D I forgot the context for where I was going with that too. Lol
"When everything in the comment section is quotes"
"Sounds like grays comment section"
Sounds like every youtuber's comment section
I want to like but the comments like is 666
"Alright, so we're checking out a game where you play a man whose sole purpose in life is to ruin as many lives as he can in a day, it's Graystillplays simulator."
Sole
You mean soul
@@mercyayozksy3100 No, it's sole. Soul is what is inside you. Sole purpose means the only use
@@mercyayozksy3100 rpg simulator but it's a tesla needed for image something quantum to anything but require duplicate proton and atom or a electron transfer
more ruining lives dammit
"I actually want a game based entirely off of a currency called Misery Tokens."
There already is, Gray. It's called life.
This is pretty damn accurate.
True that
sound like epic style depression or at least that what i would expect from gray to think
@@secretx5187 so whose got the highest score?
@@Pacbandit13 somewhere in a land far far away.... florida, alligators
"God damnit he's still alive"
We've all had that neighbor at least once, someone you hate so much the simple acknowledgement of their existence induces anger.
@@henkilepsilon6396 Squidward.
i kept playing that over and over
Madeye Moody // my parents every day
0:58.
That moment you realize you're a character in a GrayStillPlays gameplay video.
I love how you ruin your own IRL life at the end of the day. That's the best fourth wall break ever.
A game that is basically ruining lives
Gray: this is my new favourite game.
Just so you know, it's not really your fault you can't refold the clothes at the clothing store as neatly as they were originally. I worked at a store that was mostly clothing once and we had a thing specifically made to help you fold the clothes exactly the same way each time, and I think every night when the store was close to closing someone would go around and straighten up all the clothes than had gotten unfolded.
This makes me so happy to know. I thought I was just incompetent. Thank you
How to ruin lives:
Step one: be graystillplays
Step two: do ANYTHING
No step 2 is exist.
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@@superposition2644 I see what you did there. Nice.
I feel like some people are genuinely playing this game in real life
That would explain a lot lol.
Wrong We are playing the sequel
The title is accurate to what Gray does on a daily basis.
randomwhiteboy6 he makes me laugh though-
kkkkkkkkkk
He's our daily dose of sadism
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"What're we gonna do tomorrow night Gray?"
"The same thing we do every night Pinky;"
"Ruin more lives, dammit!"
The pinky, the pinky and the gray, gray, gray, gray
Gray, gray, gray, gray
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I knew someone would make a reference to that! 😂
narf
misanthrope: exists
florida man: *MISS IN THROHP*
Was gonna say, I thought it was pronounced with a long e sound lol
saintly +1 life ruined today
I listened to both the US and the UK pronunciations on different websites. I really went the extra mile here.
I always heard it with the long E sound... kind of like a Greek word. Like Persephone.. calliope... nike..
I stand corrected by my own stupidity lol. Misanthropy is what a misanthrope practices. Misanthropy has the long E sound.
This is actually a genius way to teach social norms to people. The reverse psychology is strong with this one
I concur strongly. Lmfao. Mwhahah. Evil genius laughs who is secretly a goodie two shoes samaritan. Omg!
Gray: "The same thing you do every day."
Me: "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
YES
Calm down there, bungie
The Pinky and the Brain Brain Brain
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that
Sylvie Owen That just gave me flash backs to aninmaniacs I think that’s how you spell it haha
“Your about to be getting a beaty stick whoopin”- Gray 2019
If you're lucky.
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*You're
@@superposition2644 dude, stop self promoting.
I read this right as he said it
Huh, I didn't think we'd see early access to Gray Simulator. Good to see the idea of the project hasn't changed.
After 10 years in development I think it's come pretty far.
4:04
Wait... Gray is married?
Damn, that's one lucky lady,
no one:
my school bully: 1:02
I laughed so hard during this video I fell of the god damn bed..
Now I’m miserable ;-;
+2 Misery tokens
That'd be the 98...
The amount of misery is immeasurable
I decided to dislike this comment for fun.
+1 life ruined today.
The video should be renamed to “a day in the life of Gray”
**meanwhile in a tunnel big hole city**
“What you do everyday”
“It better be ruin lives”
“*you have not ruined anyone’s life today*”
“My new favorite game!”
"You know exactly what you need to do today. The same thing you do every day."
Brain: Try to take over the world."
Almost looks like this game was created solely for Gray.
Known as wat
I love how you can tell that Gray is actually a very nice and considerate person, but as soon as he's playing a video game human life means nothing
Ok but imagine if you had a meter over your head that tallied how many lives you ruined inadvertently
Going for the high score
Gray's meter goin off the charts man
Karen's bragging over their high score
Tiktok povs be like
*”Hey, we are in the double digits of lives ruined!”*
The official theme song for this game is “I’m an asshole” by Dennis Leary. Now that I think about it, that song sums up Gray’s actions and choices as a person in every game he plays
"So how many lives do you want to ruin?"
Gray: "Yes."
How to ruin millions of lives: Become CEO and implement micro-transaction
implement micro-transaction is a really good thing to control inflation
Misaka Mikoto So EA simulator
@@Flyingmetalmoustik that is interesting if you can show citations from reputable sources I would believe you.
Gray: a man whose sole purpose in life is to ruin as many lives as humanly possible in one day...
Me: are you sure you aren’t referring to yourself?
This game was made specifically with Gray in mind and you cant make me think otherwise. 😂
In game character: does nothing
Gray: guess I gotta ruin your life now
“Adult life simulator”
Hi
About right
Almost expected it to say at the end: "Congratulations, you have ruined 97 lives today, Thank you for playing, Gray"
I’m pretty sure that’s just what gray does in his actual life
Yes, but he enjoys it even more than the character
@ava umbreon/rose red agreed
Hurricanes split in half like moeses splitting the ocean when hes coming through (i dont know how to write moses moeses idk man just just ignore it )
@@thewiseone715 its moses. Sound it out.
I love the Tim “the toolman” Taylor huh noises
Gray: I want a game which uses misery tokens
*facepalm*
You are playing the game.
+1 life ruined
Yeah but I want to be able to buy my epic sword with them.
@@GrayStillPlays No, man. You buy your epic sword with Murder Points. The Misery Tokens are for potions of more misery, which jack up the number of dependents your victims have, so killing one person spreads more misery.
ETA: By the way, the epic sword is a seven foot long BFS capable of stabbing or cleaving through three people in one shot.
@@o-mangaming5042 wait isn't eta estimated time of arrival
@@isaiahf-d846 Acronyms often have different meanings. In this context it means Edited To Add. I'm not the first to use it, I saw others before me and copied them.
"You are tired"
"WHY WE JUST WOKE UP TWENTY MINUTES AGO!"
clearly Gray doesn't suffer from depression. I want his level of sadomasochism to cure my depression, damn
This was the devil's third creation. Morningstar was so proud of Gray after the hallway incident that he made a game for him. Filled with terrible graphics and great options.
One time I bought something for $80, i had $12 and lots and lots of pennies, dimes, nickels and quarters to pay for it
I think I need my calculator to do that kind of math before I give myself another headache. Lmfao.
Ah yes, GrayStillPlays Simulator 2019
**"Asshole by Denis Leary" starts playing in the background of my mind**
I just listened to it that was great
I think my favourite thing about Grey's videos is when he reads trying to guess what words he's going to insert that aren't there and which ones he's going to entirely miss out.
I feel like there's a drinking game in there somewhere
The sheer amount of glee that Gray gets from playing this is a beautiful thing.
As a shift manager at a cafe, I, too, would be trying not to cry if something like that happened to me lmaoooooo 💀
Gray...you are literally my hero dude. Love the sense of humor. Literally watch your videos to fall asleep on the daily. Nobody gets a dry and dark sense of humor these days. PLEASE keep it up. I look forward to telling my grandchildren about your channel.
No one:
Gray: D A M M I T
graystillplays=graycuresdepression
@@foreverbroke2021 no graycausesdepression
lets do stuff ;::;:;;;;; :
5:20 loud farts are comedy yet silent ones are a tragedy.
4:06 he’s married? Oh god. That poor woman.
*lucky
Part of me hopes for her sake he is like one of the nicest people in real life and only a psychopath in videogames.
Until I was 25 I thought "All of life is suffering" and "the ever-present pain of existence" were talking about literal, physical pain.
At 25 I found out about -this game- a rare genetic disorder called EDS and found out my life had been a lie.
Still not sure which way of finding out would have been better.
My life was ruined by the uneven victim number. 98 lives now
99 now
2:07 how did a late amiibo shipment ruin 6 lives? Maybe they get fired but the collectors are just a little sad
So Florida Man: the game.
No, florida man makes your day better, not worse.
I’ve never seen Gray so in sync with a game. It’s impressive and slightly terrifying.
A game made specifically for Gray.
Always double park.
I saw someone double park horizontally. The last spaces left in a packed lot, they pulled in and parallel parked. Got out and walked inside like nothing was amiss.
either this game was designed after people the devs observed online, or this game is being used as a playbook by like, 80% of the people i've ever had to talk to on the internet XD
No one:
Gray: *starts the video* alright
13:43
“Am I being detained, am I under arrest
Read me my rights please, I want my phone call!”
- Will Wood, 6up 5oh Copout
14:02 SO IT WAS YOU WHO DOES THAT!
11:01 As I have worked in retail, I have seen people do all three in one day... T_T
I love this channel, it's like the dad jokes of TH-cam channels!
I don't understand how you can not be tired for at least the first 3 hours of waking up.
It's like this game was specifically made for you
“What the ffaaa”
Colono everyday
Ah, I see the "Graystillplays Simulator" has been released
i used to be a cashier. 11:50 i’ve had literally all three happen to me at once. during a sunday rush. it happens more often than you think.
"I Ruined the Life of Every Person I Met", thats not unusual
How I ruined lives is making people work at Starbucks.
This game was made specifically for Gray lol
C-can I stay at this homeless shelter... please..?
It’s owned by gray
Nvm the streets are cool 😅
Gray owns the streets.
*NOWHERE IS SAFE*
0:58
(I'm aware that this is just an assumption/theory)...
When Stalin's guards cracked the door to see if he died from the stroke yet...
11:18 #2 is worse it effects every employee up front at Kroger’s when it happens cause it needs to go back immediately so the front is understaffed
Ever have to tell a hundred people standing in line for almost an hour that the ride that they where waiting to sign up for is full. I have
Good
CONGRATULATIONS GRAYSTILLPLAYS!
You ruined *infinite* people's lives!!
Gray must have an army of Florida mans because I have no clue how he finds all these gams.
He has contacts
New game title: GreyStillPlays Simulator
Your Turn to Die kinda has Misery Tokens.
Except tokens don’t show up until the second chapter.
And people die.
Like all good game characters do.
Hey, uh gray. We've been noticing the types of games you've been playing and wondering... Are you practicing for a new job ruining people's lives?
If so... Cool XD
He's probably taking a part time job in retail, where his entire job description is to deny everyone's refund.
There's going to be a a lot of angry customers.
But wait, it gets better.
Since he's the only person in the refund denial department, that also makes him his own manager.
So when all the irate customers demand to see the manager, he can give them the same answer.
But wait, it gets even better.
When customers try to escalate the issue, Gray gives them the number of his "boss" but it's actually just a answering machine set to go straight to voicemail.
So no matter how many times they call, the answer is still going to be "No".
They can call over and over again for hours, and they still aren't going to get a different answer.
At the end of the day, with Gray in charge, no one will be getting a refund. Ever.
*The following are the musings of a Salty SEAGULL named EARL who just shows up in my posts whenever he feels like it!*
[EARL the Salty SEAGULL:] 1:05 - *BRAIN impression* "...Try to takeover the WORLD!" *sings the theme to Pinky and the Brain!*
This game is perfect for Gray: You’re *supposed* to screw everything up.
But its not as fun when that's what the game wants 😂
*insert comment of me being naive and ignorant while talking about sensitive topics here*
*insert insult to GrayStillPlays here*
By 3:13 Grey Has Done 2 Of Of The Verses From The Song "Asshole" By Dennis Leary
Do vaccienes cause autism?
👺
My teacher was writting a letter to the school asking for a grant thing for stuff. She read the letter and plants were involved.
All I could think was Gray yelling MORE PLANTS GOD DAMMIT! To the school boad.
Oh goodness!
*Be the kind of person that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says “Oh crap, they’re up!”*
3:02 in this case 10 misery tokens will purchase you taking up 4 spots
A game where you could be a sadist.
10/10.
8:26 the way he said my life had me xDD I don’t know why
meylief is how i heard it...
I was really looking forward to Gray getting a triple digit number for ruining at least 100 people's lives.
I watched as the number got closer, and closer, and closer...
Only to stop at 97 lives ruined.
I feel so betrayed right now...
Gray, how could you!?!?
+1 life ruined today.
“Alright”
ASMR
Late Amiibos?! One doesn't recover from that! "Life-ruiner" is an underrated term for such an atrocity.
you know sometimes when i watch your videos i begin to think that you're my employer