Haha, absolutely nailed how British people behave. There's something so magical about going into a shop to buy something and you and the person behind the till will exchange no less than four "Thank you's", and sometimes more. You give the person the item and say thank you as they take it. They say thank you as they take it from you. They will say thank you as they take your money and you should probably say thank you here too. You say thank you as you take the item. They will then thank you for your custom. You should then both say thank you as you exit the store. This is the correct way of doing things.
Reminds me of "It must've been the wind" in skyrim and Dishonored after I've literally just stabbed somebody to death and then threw a guy over a cliff by waving my arm in his general direction.
I'm genuinely curious as to what Yahtzee'll think of MGSV. The gameplay and mechanics of the game seem right up his alley. Hope he reviews it next week.
+Jonmad17 www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/57452-Metal-Gear-Solid-V-The-Phantom-Pain-Review Actually, he reviewed it this week, it'll be uploaded to TH-cam next week.
He already did a review of MGS5 for all the fanboys (on the website) So i'm just gonna throw which next review he should do : Until Dawn... Now that's something that'll keep him occupied...
As always, Yahtzee has incredible comic timing. This isn't the first time he made me have a laughing fit just as I started coughing, causing me to start hiccupping, which, combined with the laughter and the coughing, also causes me to swallow air and burp a lot at the same time as I choke on my own snot and mucus desperately struggling to breathe. No other near death experience is as entertaining and mentally stimulating as the ones caused by Yahtzee's perfectly placed articulate chain-punchlines.
"is this game taking place in the most interesting point in our protagonist's life? If not it should be?" Good point except one thing, Sequals, games that are good leave you wanting more.
***** nah. You guys don't want to get fucked like Germany is right now. You guys are getting 30,000. While Germany is letting in millions of fighting aged males. Since, you know. 70% of middle eastern immigrants are male.
"as a British person, this never rings true to me" Perhaps it's like how certain chunks of American pop culture from the '80s only make sense if you bear in mind that Reagan was President and the Cold War was still going on. Alan Moore (writer of V for Vendetta) and PD James (writer of The Children of Men) wrote those works either during or soon after Margaret Thatcher's tenure as Prime Minister, while Yahtzee was seven when she was ousted from power. Not that I'm saying Yahtzee is wrong about the British people (notwithstanding UKIP,) but historical context is useful when considering plausibility in fiction.
+Guilherme Eduardo Carvalho I admit that I'm not up on how the British parliamentary system works. Perhaps you could explain to me how one seat out of 650 constitutes "the win" in FTW.
deektedrgg First, I do not live in the UK. Second, just because I'm not european doesn't mean I can't sympathize with the struggle agaisnt mass immigration that your people are facing. Look pal, let me tell you something: Stop grouping people based on their arbitrary characteristics. I don't have to follow your shitty ass ideology because of the way I was born. So, yes, I'm not british. That doesn't mean I have to suck the Labour's balls.
First it was the colons, the occasional dashes/slashes/strokes, but now a question mark. Where will it end? Surely you're just fucking with us, Yahtzee. As a show titled Zero Punctuation, you certainly haven't been living up to your name as of late.
Agent of the Patriarchy Because thats not the review people want. People want a zero punctuation video, not read a review of a game they are going to buy anyway.
living In Nottingham is really anything as lots of people talk about robin hood to me and as I used to be obsessed as a kid I feel obliged to impart my knowledge on the subject
+snark567 Jim fucking sterling son, was what a developer threw at him in spite, when Jim bashed his game. And Jim has taken a fancy to the title..., usually used when he's talking in the third person...
And here we are. Our final stop on the Yahtzee/Zero Punctuation Chronological Bingefest. The present day. Where we now sit, idly twiddling our thumbs, waiting for the next review.
Fun fact: There's at least one theory that Robin Hood was a more noble reimagining of a thief that actually lived in Sherwood Forest at one time. Of course, like most thieves, the alleged inspiration wasn't so much "robbing from the rich and giving to the poor" as "robbing from anyone who has more than me and giving to myself".
I went on vacation in england and for some reason a bartender thought I was faking an American accent along with my fake American id (both were actually real) I convinced them by saying soccer
he lives in australia so using football to refer to soccer is incorrect as here football refers to aussie rules football (we literally don't have any other name for it that doesn't incorporate the word football unlike the other footballs, american football can be called gridiron (i think), the other football (which was called soccer before being called football) can be called soccer, also our football is the most interesting football)
True, but only an oblivious twat would characterize him as evil. If all it takes to be evil is being a bit of a knob, most of the world falls into that category.
I think people find the idea of a facist Britain intriguing due to its historical implications. It implies that the Nazis have successfully taken over Europe and god knows what happened next. Afterall, Britain was practically the desperate last line of defense against facism and if turned out otherwise, we would be living in a totally different world. This plethora of potential major events and intrigue factor keeps us engaged in this alternative history.
+ZURATAMA1324 For some reason, I'm never seeing notifications of your posts. They never show up in my g+ feed anymore. I actually stumbled on this comment randomly.
ZURATAMA1324 That sucks. I actually liked the feature. It meant I could keep tabs on the things my friends were commenting on. Which was why I so often commented on your comments, in case you were wondering why I seemed to show up a lot. BY THE WAY...I recently went on my Minecraft server, and your efforts seem to still be in place. Such as the invisible horse you used to mock up sitting in a chair. So I don't know, but it seems to stay when you do it.
Yeah, I wired the thing to reset whenever a player approaches or goes out of range. So even if it screws up for whatever reason, it will fix itself when a player comes in its radius. Unless you destroy the coded command-blocks beneath the surface, it will work forever.
Well, we should go back to work on the server sometime. A lot of it needs to be torn down or reworked, and I might have someone who can help. He started to rebuild the original spawn point.
that piece of writing advice Yahtzee talks about: "Is this the most interesting part of your characters' life? If not, why aren't you showing us that?" I'm assuming "Because you already saw that in a previous installment, and this is the next most interesting bit" is a valid answer.
Steps to Watching a New Yathzee video:1. See post of new vid on TH-cam2. Make Coffee3. Watch the gameplay referenced by the new vid4. Watch the Zero Punctuation review5. Chuckle to your heart's desire6. Raise cup, nod head, and say the words: "That'll do Yahtz, that'll do."
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In fairness about the facist Britain thing... UKIP got a surprising amount of votes at the election. Thankfully they weren't concentrated enough to get many seats.Also, a surprising amount of people support the EDL
***** No, the EDL see it as their only chance to start attacking muslims for no reason. The EDL are not nice people. The reality is that UKIP might have stood a chance if they had decent policies, but as it stood their policies were not good. Farage said a lot of outrageous things (I.E. his comments on AIDs during the televised speeches)
***** Figures have yet to show that. And you completley ignored what I said about the EDL, I never mentioned that everyone who voted UKIP was bad, just that the radical groups were voting for them. I doubt UKIP will ever have a chance at winning the election. Nigel Farage and his mates just don't know what they're doing. Maybe if their policies were better people would vote for them.
+When it hits the fan You mean UKIP are a bunch of retards stuck mentally in the fucking middle ages. "We dun wan no EU" You mean "We dun wan no economy".
***** "many businesses" Some fucking shitfarms in Nowhere, Buttfuckex doesn't matter. What matters is the City. And the City will die without the EU. That's how the globalized world works.
Dear Yahtzee, I am genuinely interested on your views on the subject of the British show COUNTDOWN. You're opinion on the changes from the old Carol Vorderman days to the new Rachel Riley days would be truly fascinating to me. Signed with loving admiration, your biggest and weirdest fan. Also, you're awesome. P.S. Any chance you could also apply your Shakespearean dry wit (after all, his works are 90% dick jokes) to reviewing other art forms as wells such as classic novels or weird sex robots. Best of love from lonely Scotland
Thomas was alone is a game where squares with random colours and shapes have more personality than most charcaters in most games. Mike Bithell is to indie games what David Cage is to triple a games
I'm not sure you can accuse him of making too-obvious allusions when he's literally saying "This person is Robin Hood. This is a Robin Hood thing". Also, surprised to see a video from before 2016 showing Trump as an evil villain. I thought only New Yorkers knew that back then.
Oh Man, I got to say that i am very surprised that that he didn't do 'Until Dawn' unsure emoticon. I meant Until Dawn was a bit better than heavy rain ( at least when it comes to the characters).
Well Britain seems to have changed al lot since then, what with Brexit and all... Not exactly Golden Dawn level yet, but they seem headed in that direction.
RatSitnov Eh The UK is on the right track now no globalists no fascists all the left wings are pissed the right wings are all meh the EU is falling apart Germany is going back to being well German for once and i'm talking German empire german you know Karl Germany Sweden's kicking out the refugee's all and all a victory.
that introduction sounds quite strange in 2018, where Brexit is basically the UK going bonkers, giving a shit on everything just for the sake of it, with calls to repeal the ECHR and all that.
Yeah Jim you haven't been in Britain for a while. I'm not saying it's turning into a dictatorship but the recently unvieled interent monitoring bill was a touch closer to Orwell than perhaps I would like
I believe it would benefit one to probably keep up with our current politics, as by going from the publish date here, it was, and still is, certainly on its' merry way to such things.
TheKeyser94(TL:DR at bottom) The thing is though, rugby IS football because football is an all-encompassing term a sport that involves kicking a ball to score such as association, gridiron (American and Canadian), rugby, Gaelic, and Australian rules. "Soccer" was originally a term to differentiate from rugby football before association football became the new name. Idk why it fell out of flavor, but that's a discussion for somewhere else. I tend to call association football "soccer" because in the US, football refers to gridiron or "American" which is way more popular here than in other parts of the world and association is a mouthful I don't want to say all the time. You can most likely tell where a person is from based on what they mean when they say football as there are many versions that are popular in different areas. If someone says soccer, it probably just means that association is not as popular as the version they mainly play where they're from. Either that or they're trolling to get under your skin. There is no reason to get mad about a name that correctly identifies a sport without slandering it. If I wanted to insult association (and I don't because I'm not suicidal), I could call it "kickyball" or something stupid like some association fans call gridiron "handegg", but I won't because football is technically a general term. TL;DR Football is by definition a general term that is only specified by popularity in a region and rules of the version. As long as no insults or slanderous names are thrown, why care about it?
+Aka Kon ITS MORE LIKE THE WORLD GETS ITS WRONG ITS FUCKING SOCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR seriously who gives a FLAMMING SHIT what the Americans call FUCK THE BALL WITH YOUR FOOT
If I had said that exact same thing to the people around my village I would've been asked what the fuck I was talking about and would have to explain practically every word. That and then I'd have been called Posh. But I live 'up north', so that's a rather obvious response :P
To be fair; all those works were inspired by non-English, totalitarian regimes such as in Repent Harlequin Said the Tick-Tock Man, The Man in the High, and the not particularly subtle allegory Animal Farm, and involve citizens of the English choosing oppression over dying for freedom; not to mention that each, at there root, were written by presumably cynical Englishmen writing what is most familiar to them.
Let's play fortunetellers.... some extracts of the (probably) upcoming review of Super Mario Maker: "YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN LEVEL? Nintendo follow through on their relentless lotion-guzzling milking of the drooling fanboy masses they've accumulated over neigh-on 3 decades. "You love Mario.." they say, "Here, another steaming pile of your favorite obese, Brooklyn-turned-fungus, hero" "We would make levels for it, but since you're paying us full price anyway, why bother?.... Insert some E3 puppet-jokes, a few references to Nintendos massive go'nads and presto, you've got yourself an episode.... Btw, I'm looking forward to MarioMaker, but would love to see him have a go at some of the weaker aspects like the invitation to trolls, the "don't even make the levels themselves" jokes that surely must come etc.
Never realized that this guy was responsible for the whole master gaming race Meme.
Haha, absolutely nailed how British people behave. There's something so magical about going into a shop to buy something and you and the person behind the till will exchange no less than four "Thank you's", and sometimes more.
You give the person the item and say thank you as they take it.
They say thank you as they take it from you.
They will say thank you as they take your money and you should probably say thank you here too.
You say thank you as you take the item.
They will then thank you for your custom.
You should then both say thank you as you exit the store.
This is the correct way of doing things.
+Happydude Hemmings Thank you for that comment.
Thanks Mr. Hemmings
+Kevin Flemming but alot of time
as an american, I've never seen brits being anything like canadians. probably due to ricky gervais xD
Yeah, Gervais would probably be considered pretty abrasive here. Even so, he'd still probably obey this rule to some extent.
Reminds me of "It must've been the wind" in skyrim and Dishonored after I've literally just stabbed somebody to death and then threw a guy over a cliff by waving my arm in his general direction.
I had a huge grin on my face from marathoning your videos. Then I got an ad for Sonic Boom: Fire & Ice.
I don't have one anymore.
Connor Mulder, Here have a cookie 🍪, feel better?
Paladin Boyd no, see how they are square and not circles
Luther Olayemi, Hmmm my iPad told me they were cookies.
I'm genuinely curious as to what Yahtzee'll think of MGSV. The gameplay and mechanics of the game seem right up his alley. Hope he reviews it next week.
+Jonmad17 www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/57452-Metal-Gear-Solid-V-The-Phantom-Pain-Review Actually, he reviewed it this week, it'll be uploaded to TH-cam next week.
Go check it out on the Escapist website then.
Lol
+SpectrumUK ty sir!
he doesnt like how long and drawn out some things are and how no characters are fun (apparently)
Speaking as a non Brit and looking at the first part obviously this video was made pre Brexit (post date aside).
And looking at it now is even more unsettling.
Living in Britain now I can confirm that Carol Vorderman has started a fascist dictatorship.
Considering that the NHS is in danger of not being around anymore, I wouldn't be surprised.
+creeperman26000 Guess she has the free time for it, now Rachel Riley has her job.
well. you are the middle east now right?
+creeperman26000 Or, as we now call her, Carol Voldermort
+Robert Lamacraft Let me have the honour of being the first to +1 your comment
He already did a review of MGS5 for all the fanboys (on the website)
So i'm just gonna throw which next review he should do : Until Dawn...
Now that's something that'll keep him occupied...
+Simonini Tommaso A horror game that is about Horror???? might shake his Silent Hill 2 marriage a bit
+pow20o9 I don't think Until Dawn is quite on the same level as Silent Hill 2... or is really comparable at all
+Simonini Tommaso His website or The Escapist?
Because I'm not setting foot on The Escapist's website even with adblock enabled.
Yeah, but yatzhee will likely just keep on replaying the game, trying to kill the teens as many times as possible.
+mjc0961 fine then, wait for 1 week ;)
As always, Yahtzee has incredible comic timing. This isn't the first time he made me have a laughing fit just as I started coughing, causing me to start hiccupping, which, combined with the laughter and the coughing, also causes me to swallow air and burp a lot at the same time as I choke on my own snot and mucus desperately struggling to breathe.
No other near death experience is as entertaining and mentally stimulating as the ones caused by Yahtzee's perfectly placed articulate chain-punchlines.
+Thomaster “Wechsler” шлепанцы It's his job after all, and he does it bloody well.
"is this game taking place in the most interesting point in our protagonist's life? If not it should be?"
Good point except one thing, Sequals, games that are good leave you wanting more.
Yes. But, that's just a continuation of the story and thus a part of the most interesting part of this person's life
As a Briton still living in Britain, you're British assumptions of Britain now are correct.
+Ryan Pugh Sorry if I'm stereotyping but, is it true all british people are british people?
aren't you guys the middle east now?
+Ryan Pugh It is far more right wing authoritarian than before but still a long way from a fascist state. Give it a couple more elections tho :p
***** nah. You guys don't want to get fucked like Germany is right now. You guys are getting 30,000. While Germany is letting in millions of fighting aged males. Since, you know. 70% of middle eastern immigrants are male.
+IHate GooglePlus Well not in Hull their not; most of them are Polish.
"as a British person, this never rings true to me"
Perhaps it's like how certain chunks of American pop culture from the '80s only make sense if you bear in mind that Reagan was President and the Cold War was still going on.
Alan Moore (writer of V for Vendetta) and PD James (writer of The Children of Men) wrote those works either during or soon after Margaret Thatcher's tenure as Prime Minister, while Yahtzee was seven when she was ousted from power.
Not that I'm saying Yahtzee is wrong about the British people (notwithstanding UKIP,) but historical context is useful when considering plausibility in fiction.
+Mr. Dumptruck, akatwitch only far-left freeloaders would consider maggie's tenure to be a fascist regime
EresirThe1st
Do you even know what nuclear weapons are? Or did they remove all evidence of the Cold War in UK schoolbooks?
+Guilherme Eduardo Carvalho I admit that I'm not up on how the British parliamentary system works. Perhaps you could explain to me how one seat out of 650 constitutes "the win" in FTW.
deektedrgg
First, I do not live in the UK. Second, just because I'm not european doesn't mean I can't sympathize with the struggle agaisnt mass immigration that your people are facing. Look pal, let me tell you something: Stop grouping people based on their arbitrary characteristics. I don't have to follow your shitty ass ideology because of the way I was born. So, yes, I'm not british. That doesn't mean I have to suck the Labour's balls.
I thought it was just because British dystopian fiction was a genre with 1984, brave new world, and a clockwork orange.
Thank christ! You've finally learned that the intro/outro music should be half the volume of the main content of the video. 5/5!
That old piece of writing advice has helped me a lot when writing stories, thanks for that!
First it was the colons, the occasional dashes/slashes/strokes, but now a question mark. Where will it end?
Surely you're just fucking with us, Yahtzee. As a show titled Zero Punctuation, you certainly haven't been living up to your name as of late.
Review Mad Max and watch the piss flow as people complain about how hes not reviewing mgs.
But... He did the review of MGS already.
Agent of the Patriarchy Not the review that matters.
Agent of the Patriarchy Because thats not the review people want. People want a zero punctuation video, not read a review of a game they are going to buy anyway.
Oakzar take your shit somewhere else
rayco santana I stand corrected
living In Nottingham is really anything as lots of people talk about robin hood to me and as I used to be obsessed as a kid I feel obliged to impart my knowledge on the subject
Jim (fucking) Sterling (son) was in this game.
+Nikke 2800 something to avoid then
+Dr. Thrax i found the Konami fan
+Nikke 2800 Why did you put it in brackets? Is there a hidden meaning about someone fucking a son?
snark567 he calls himself Jim fucking sterling son sometimes.
+snark567 Jim fucking sterling son, was what a developer threw at him in spite, when Jim bashed his game. And Jim has taken a fancy to the title..., usually used when he's talking in the third person...
And here we are. Our final stop on the Yahtzee/Zero Punctuation Chronological Bingefest. The present day. Where we now sit, idly twiddling our thumbs, waiting for the next review.
Man imagine a time when Britain being an authoritarian hellhole seemed impossible, and not like something thats about 2 years away from happening
Well im from 2 years later and i gotta say
This government is too incompetent for that honestly
thats the wizard from his new game HATFALL GO PLAY IT NOW
Hey Yahtzee, I saw they have all your episodes on Hulu! Congrats man!! Hope more people can experience your humor now!
It makes me think of the VR missions for Metal Gear Solid. You play virtual scenarios of being Solid Snake instead of actually being Solid Snake.
The first minute of this aged well!
Fun fact: There's at least one theory that Robin Hood was a more noble reimagining of a thief that actually lived in Sherwood Forest at one time. Of course, like most thieves, the alleged inspiration wasn't so much "robbing from the rich and giving to the poor" as "robbing from anyone who has more than me and giving to myself".
The leader of the Nazi movement was actually stephen fry, it's a strange experience
I like Yahtzee's correct use of the word Football, as in not referring to _Sweaty-Armpit-Hand-Egg._
Well. He is English.
I went on vacation in england and for some reason a bartender thought I was faking an American accent along with my fake American id (both were actually real) I convinced them by saying soccer
why? football is football anywhere in the world except in the only country that doesn't use the decimal system for measuring stuff
A non American calling football football, just like every other country in the world? How very novel.
he lives in australia so using football to refer to soccer is incorrect as here football refers to aussie rules football (we literally don't have any other name for it that doesn't incorporate the word football unlike the other footballs, american football can be called gridiron (i think), the other football (which was called soccer before being called football) can be called soccer, also our football is the most interesting football)
EZP trivia quiz: In which other episode was the "Most exciting period of our character's life" writing advice mentioned?
+Haariroy
Wow, it was Firefall. I would have guessed Neir or Fable
Ironically, my headphones stopped working while watching this so I almost had to watch it without volume.
Oh my god, that intro was one long spot-on prediction. Holy shit.
2:20
MUHUAAAAAAA THE FRENCH
Watching this in in 2020 and realising this intro didn't age well 😂😂
"Moderate slug genocide"
I fucking love you Yahtzee
This intro aged well.
That's a good bit of writing advice at the end. Nice.
What Yahtzee describes as the plot was very similar to a plot form an episode of Simon and Simon.
3:04
Is that Donald Trump?!
Woah, Yahtzee knew since 9/2/2015.
Dice12K Haha.
True, but only an oblivious twat would characterize him as evil. If all it takes to be evil is being a bit of a knob, most of the world falls into that category.
One of your best reviews yet IMO! XD
I think people find the idea of a facist Britain intriguing due to its historical implications.
It implies that the Nazis have successfully taken over Europe and god knows what happened next.
Afterall, Britain was practically the desperate last line of defense against facism and if turned out otherwise, we would be living in a totally different world.
This plethora of potential major events and intrigue factor keeps us engaged in this alternative history.
+ZURATAMA1324
For some reason, I'm never seeing notifications of your posts. They never show up in my g+ feed anymore.
I actually stumbled on this comment randomly.
Victor LAD
I hear Google retracted G+'s feature from TH-cam due to the backlash it got.
Maybe that is why?
I'm not sure.
ZURATAMA1324
That sucks. I actually liked the feature. It meant I could keep tabs on the things my friends were commenting on. Which was why I so often commented on your comments, in case you were wondering why I seemed to show up a lot.
BY THE WAY...I recently went on my Minecraft server, and your efforts seem to still be in place. Such as the invisible horse you used to mock up sitting in a chair.
So I don't know, but it seems to stay when you do it.
Yeah, I wired the thing to reset whenever a player approaches or goes out of range.
So even if it screws up for whatever reason, it will fix itself when a player comes in its radius.
Unless you destroy the coded command-blocks beneath the surface, it will work forever.
Well, we should go back to work on the server sometime. A lot of it needs to be torn down or reworked, and I might have someone who can help. He started to rebuild the original spawn point.
As a British person, that is an excellent description of us.
that piece of writing advice Yahtzee talks about: "Is this the most interesting part of your characters' life? If not, why aren't you showing us that?" I'm assuming "Because you already saw that in a previous installment, and this is the next most interesting bit" is a valid answer.
I love that I dont get half of the British references and shit, makes these like 10x funnier
0:19
It's not hard to believe in the notion when your country has 12% of the world's security cameras.
Steps to Watching a New Yathzee video:1. See post of new vid on TH-cam2. Make Coffee3. Watch the gameplay referenced by the new vid4. Watch the Zero Punctuation review5. Chuckle to your heart's desire6. Raise cup, nod head, and say the words: "That'll do Yahtz, that'll do."
I always laugh watching these. thanks for making my morning
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3:33 He seems to have forgotten Art of Theft
In fairness about the facist Britain thing... UKIP got a surprising amount of votes at the election. Thankfully they weren't concentrated enough to get many seats.Also, a surprising amount of people support the EDL
+When it hits the fan The EDL did tell its members to bote UKIP though.
*****
No, the EDL see it as their only chance to start attacking muslims for no reason. The EDL are not nice people.
The reality is that UKIP might have stood a chance if they had decent policies, but as it stood their policies were not good. Farage said a lot of outrageous things (I.E. his comments on AIDs during the televised speeches)
*****
Figures have yet to show that. And you completley ignored what I said about the EDL, I never mentioned that everyone who voted UKIP was bad, just that the radical groups were voting for them. I doubt UKIP will ever have a chance at winning the election. Nigel Farage and his mates just don't know what they're doing. Maybe if their policies were better people would vote for them.
+When it hits the fan You mean UKIP are a bunch of retards stuck mentally in the fucking middle ages. "We dun wan no EU" You mean "We dun wan no economy".
*****
"many businesses" Some fucking shitfarms in Nowhere, Buttfuckex doesn't matter. What matters is the City. And the City will die without the EU. That's how the globalized world works.
HA! HE STUTTERED! 2:56: "Feel free to blow me out of the water, because this is me-gh, just taking a wild guess..."
Did anyone else notice that the wizard from the guard's thought bubble was the wizard from Hatfall?
Hey! There are other montages that are not kenny logans.
One involved Cake Bake from Lazy Town... around the time of finding the muffin button.
Thank you for this great bday gift!!!!!!
I was singing some songs from the Robin Hood Musical I saw in Antwerp 14 years ago and then I found this vid. Really made me laugh :p
The Carol Vorderman comment is almost spot on when you consider Rachel Riley's current outspoken political leanings.
This five year old review predicted life in 2021 Britain so accurately I’m a little scared.
ah, the mystical master of metaphors mightily mills his manliness into...fuck it -_-
Could have finished that just with the word "me" and gone with the homoerotic overtones...
+Adam Davies writing rule #2: ALWAYS go with the homoerotic overtones
man milk?
2:51 He just rested his balls on the future itself. Dang.
Dear Yahtzee, I am genuinely interested on your views on the subject of the British show COUNTDOWN. You're opinion on the changes from the old Carol Vorderman days to the new Rachel Riley days would be truly fascinating to me. Signed with loving admiration, your biggest and weirdest fan. Also, you're awesome. P.S. Any chance you could also apply your Shakespearean dry wit (after all, his works are 90% dick jokes) to reviewing other art forms as wells such as classic novels or weird sex robots. Best of love from lonely Scotland
Thomas was alone is a game where squares with random colours and shapes have more personality than most charcaters in most games. Mike Bithell is to indie games what David Cage is to triple a games
2:43 I have that Lego set! LOL
I'm not sure you can accuse him of making too-obvious allusions when he's literally saying "This person is Robin Hood. This is a Robin Hood thing".
Also, surprised to see a video from before 2016 showing Trump as an evil villain. I thought only New Yorkers knew that back then.
That whole hologram infront of the fase thing would look better in an anime
First 40 seconds warranted a like from this Scotsman!
Jesus fuck this intro aged like milk
V for Vendetta is actually more like a sequel to that one time English civilians actually had balls.
Oh Man, I got to say that i am very surprised that that he didn't do 'Until Dawn' unsure emoticon. I meant Until Dawn was a bit better than heavy rain ( at least when it comes to the characters).
The british are unlikely to turn a fascist dictatorship...... This aged well.... I guess we all make brexits some times
Ah how the prediction ended so poorly
Well Britain seems to have changed al lot since then, what with Brexit and all... Not exactly Golden Dawn level yet, but they seem headed in that direction.
Do MGS V please
He cant, there is nothing wrong with it.
+epicloffchris except the fact it's awful
+Waqas Ali Imam it was just uploaded on the website
+epicloffchris Well he did a Far Cry 3 review and explained everything that he loved about the game so I think he can do a good review of MGS V
+Waqas Ali Imam He did, check the official escapist website. Or wait next week for it to be upload here.
You should totally stream this game.
In the first 30 seconds of this video Yahtzee almost exactly described the aftermath of Brexit. Almost.
RatSitnov Eh The UK is on the right track now no globalists no fascists all the left wings are pissed the right wings are all meh the EU is falling apart Germany is going back to being well German for once and i'm talking German empire german you know Karl Germany Sweden's kicking out the refugee's all and all a victory.
3:45 OH MY GAWD, A "HATFALL" REFERENCE....i have no life...
that introduction sounds quite strange in 2018, where Brexit is basically the UK going bonkers, giving a shit on everything just for the sake of it, with calls to repeal the ECHR and all that.
anyone else hate how often they get unskippable adds on the escapist
Yeah Jim you haven't been in Britain for a while. I'm not saying it's turning into a dictatorship but the recently unvieled interent monitoring bill was a touch closer to Orwell than perhaps I would like
I would love to hear his opinion of this introduction after the Brexit-vote and all these racists incidents in UK :D
1:29
I noticed, that's a Fallout turret
Yahtzee: The modern British would care about to inspire a violent dictatorship, except maybe football
Me: Ha too right my friend
It would seem those three fictions may not have been so far off after all...
I believe it would benefit one to probably keep up with our current politics, as by going from the publish date here, it was, and still is, certainly on its' merry way to such things.
Hooooooo the opening paragraph of this video hasn't aged well. Bahaha
I got tired of no background music. So I played Dogsong.
Lol @ Yahtzee saying Britain wouldn't fall to tyranny and now they are throwing people in jail over jokes hahaha
As wait for him to review mad max.. I twiddle my thumbs.
I just love you because you didn't say "soccer".
+phenompy
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america - soccer
Everyone else in the world - football
+phenompy Why do people get so up in arms about Association football being called "soccer"? It's still a correct name for the sport isn't it?
TheKeyser94(TL:DR at bottom) The thing is though, rugby IS football because football is an all-encompassing term a sport that involves kicking a ball to score such as association, gridiron (American and Canadian), rugby, Gaelic, and Australian rules. "Soccer" was originally a term to differentiate from rugby football before association football became the new name. Idk why it fell out of flavor, but that's a discussion for somewhere else. I tend to call association football "soccer" because in the US, football refers to gridiron or "American" which is way more popular here than in other parts of the world and association is a mouthful I don't want to say all the time. You can most likely tell where a person is from based on what they mean when they say football as there are many versions that are popular in different areas. If someone says soccer, it probably just means that association is not as popular as the version they mainly play where they're from. Either that or they're trolling to get under your skin. There is no reason to get mad about a name that correctly identifies a sport without slandering it. If I wanted to insult association (and I don't because I'm not suicidal), I could call it "kickyball" or something stupid like some association fans call gridiron "handegg", but I won't because football is technically a general term.
TL;DR Football is by definition a general term that is only specified by popularity in a region and rules of the version. As long as no insults or slanderous names are thrown, why care about it?
+Aka Kon ITS MORE LIKE THE WORLD GETS ITS WRONG ITS FUCKING SOCCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR seriously who gives a FLAMMING SHIT what the Americans call FUCK THE BALL WITH YOUR FOOT
true
also sorry i thought all americans call it soccer not only the us
Can you do a review of Realm of the Mad God? It will be really "enjoyable" with everything "not" behind a paywall.
If I had said that exact same thing to the people around my village I would've been asked what the fuck I was talking about and would have to explain practically every word.
That and then I'd have been called Posh.
But I live 'up north', so that's a rather obvious response :P
Robin hood is about stealing from the GOVERNMENT and giving to the poor.
The King who over taxes. Not bob who has his own brewery. Yeesh...
You should review Cube Life Island Survival on the WII U
have you ever read the book "F'd company" I think you'd love it, it's fucking amazing
Surprised he didn't mention the fact the main character is voiced by a youtuber
Not enough references to Hatfall
BEST GAME EVER
-Not a paid for comment, but if you'd like to pay me, please do
I hope he reviews mad max next week
To be fair; all those works were inspired by non-English, totalitarian regimes such as in Repent Harlequin Said the Tick-Tock Man, The Man in the High, and the not particularly subtle allegory Animal Farm, and involve citizens of the English choosing oppression over dying for freedom; not to mention that each, at there root, were written by presumably cynical Englishmen writing what is most familiar to them.
what is the intro song
3:27 Who is this person whose face Yahtzee uses fairly regularly?
It's always Brittain because it's interesting and different, if it's America its just the present
In Wales we just keep each other in check, no need for truncheons
Let's play fortunetellers.... some extracts of the (probably) upcoming review of Super Mario Maker:
"YOU HAVE TO MAKE YOUR OWN LEVEL? Nintendo follow through on their relentless lotion-guzzling milking of the drooling fanboy masses they've accumulated over neigh-on 3 decades. "You love Mario.." they say, "Here, another steaming pile of your favorite obese, Brooklyn-turned-fungus, hero" "We would make levels for it, but since you're paying us full price anyway, why bother?....
Insert some E3 puppet-jokes, a few references to Nintendos massive go'nads and presto, you've got yourself an episode....
Btw, I'm looking forward to MarioMaker, but would love to see him have a go at some of the weaker aspects like the invitation to trolls, the "don't even make the levels themselves" jokes that surely must come etc.