If you really think about it, Jerry Jones has only done one good thing in his entire career: The Herschel Walker trade. But that trade was such an obvious gift that ANYONE would have accepted it. The Vikings pretty much handed the Cowboys three Super Bowls on a silver platter. Since then, Jerry has been bungling the Cowboys for over two decades. They haven't even made the NFC Championship Game since 1996. They're an irrelevant mockery of what they were.
@@xaviersantana2367 Yinz realize Days of our Steelers wasn't because of taking an L, it was made because the team with Bell Brown Porter etc was a circus behind the scenes. Since those three have been gone its been as close to radio silent as you can get beyond some goofiness by Juju on social media and that to this point is benign as possible.
@@SteintheKid He was making Days of Our Steelers last season, too. Even after the drama. It became a shit post for when they lost. I think there was one game they lost that Days of Our Steelers didn't come out. Regardless, I hope we see some more of it next week.
2018: DAYS OF OUR STILLERS & SACKSONVILLE ABBEY 2019: THE GREATEST GAME & DAYS OF OUR STILLERS W/ D.I.V.A. PRESEASON SPECIAL 2020: TONIGHT.... ON DALLAS!!!!
NY Giants are now hiring: 1. A QB that knows the concept of “ball security” 2. A TE that can consistently catch a ball. 3. An offensive line that can block a paper bag from sacking said QB
@@adamthespinygiant giants might be bad but at least you guys know when you’re bad. You have titles more recent than the cowboys that alone would arguably make the giants less of a poverty franchise than the cowboys. Cowboys think they’re better than everyone every season bc they’re called America’s team but they haven’t done anything worth while since years before I was born
As much as I want to laugh at Dallas and Jerry Jones, I find myself getting more pissed off every time I see the Jon Bostic hit on Andy Dalton. The fact that NONE of his teammates went to confront Bostic only adds to my wrath. What the hell did Dalton do to deserve that? indeed
Consider Dallas' only two wins: To a Falcons team that literally can't hold a lead to save their life. To a Giants team that is in competition for worst team in New York... with the Jets. Those are your only two wins, and it's likely they'll be their only two wins.
@@bigbearkat2010 New York beat themselves, and the Bungles at the current rate are gonna beat the Cowboys. They're not good, by any means, but they have a pulse. And an offense that can actually score. It's all you need to beat this Cowboys team. Honestly, I'd be surprised if the Cowboys finished better than 3-13.
The entire NFC East is bad. We collectively had 2 ENTIRE FUCKING WINS against teams outside the division in 17 games (plus that one tie game Philly had against the Bungles). Other than the Atlanta choke job you mentioned, the only other win was Philly beating up SF's 4th string team when the latter was all banged up.
Somewhere in Los Angeles, Skip Bayless is crying himself to sleep while Shay Sharpe is laughing at the Cowboys. Along with the rest of the NFL Fanbase. Oh and how can I not forget about good ol Stephen A. Smith.
As a Cowboys fan, I congratulate you and thank you for this masterpiece. This was so much more satisfying than anything I have seen the past two weeks from this team.
@@corsojames that guy must have some serious peaked in high school issues if he's still raving about his so called "glory days" that were high school, 20+ years later......
By this point, Cowboys fans are laughing as well. Once pain has passed, laughter does tend to seep in. As a Cowboys fan, I'm done being furious about this season and now I just laugh.
As a cowboys fan im right there with you, since the 90s we've been overrated, Carter being a piss poor starter, Romo botching the field goal vs seatle, '07 vs the giants need i say more, this whole season(those points don't even scratch the surface just ones i popped in my head while writing this). I would love to see this as a regular show here on tree's channel.
Cowboys: dying of indigestion and insanity Washington: suffering from a total loss of identity Giants: growing pains bad enough to send them to the ER (with corona to boot) Eagles: drunkenly stumbling around with broken bones and synesthesia, as per usual
As a Cowboys fan, allow me to respond: No......no, we won't be saying "WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!" Cowboys fans know that this year is a disaster.....we are already looking towards the end of the season. We will be saying, however, "Man the Eagles must REALLLLLY fucking suck if they lose this game to us" if we do win this game. If the Cowboys win......it's more of a loss for the Eagles than a victory for the Cowboys if a third string QB beats a team that won the SB just three years ago and their QB was being hailed as this fucking QB protegy with MVP caliber like abilities. Trust me.....if the Cowboys win.....Cowboys fans will be SHOCKED. I just hope Philadelphia doesn't burn itself to the ground if that was to happen. But it won't happen. Philadelphia, despite their injuries, are the better team and they have their starting QB playing. The Eagles SHOULD win this game easily.
But it was just his foot. He's got another one and should stop whining. Compare that to the amount of merriment his injury has unleashed and I think it was definitely worth it. The Cowboys would not be half this funny if he hadn't been injured. You always have to look at the pros and cons of everything.
@Wes Takahashi Nah, you have to take the cap situation into account. He'll probably be kicking himself the rest of his life that he turned Jerruh's offer last year down, because the cap is falling again now because of the election-year flu hysteria going on. 40 mill per year or whatever he was asking made sense before when the cap was rising annually. But you can't even consider it if the cap is going to drop every year going forward. You could sign high recently, specifically because you could depend on the annual cap rises between 2013 and 2019. Now that's gone. New situation. If I was Dak I would immediately fire my agent who was clearly oblivious to the change all offseason while Jerruh was not. Always look at the cap to understand contract negotiations in the NFL.
@Wes Takahashi Yes, but the same problem is there if his agent keeps asking for too much. The market has flipped, and teams will go cheap regardless to prevent crippling themselves. No one will pay an exorbitant, inflated and antiquated cap number for Dak. You'll see. They will all rather take their chances on a draft prospect than pay Dak anything close to what he was being offered a year ago. He just missed the boat because of the sniffles-recession, and is going to have to humble himself to get a contract now. Sucks, but economics > ego. I guess he could wait it out, but then he would risk becoming irrelevant. It might even never happen, and this is just how the market is now. The cap went from 113 million in 2013 to 225 million last year. It's already down, and is being staggered in order to not ruin teams. But we don't know how low it'll go. If it goes down to 2013 levels eventually, then QB salaries will follow, meaning 10-15 million per year deals even for high caliber starters. Nowhere near the 40 mill they could command before the covid hysteria.
@@kingofcrows8829 Oh stop it. The entire world has cried more than enough over Dak's foot already. I prefer to move past the not only low hanging fruit, but fruit that is actually rotting on the ground. people have already cried on TV. Know how many injuries I've sat through without anyone crying on TV about it? he twisted his ankle. Boohoo. Besides, what's this about us? I'm a Redskins fan. Last time I checked, that team no longer exists. Now I don't follow the NFL anymore. in fact I want it burned to the ground so a new, proper football league can be established on its ashes.
@@isaactorres7525 Exactly, 25 years (quarter century) since the last SB, of the 25 years, 10 playoff appearances and none of them go past the Divisonal round.
@@6lemans10 Great defense? The defense has always been ass. The only reason our defense was decent in 2018 and I think 2019 was because we had that one guy Kris Richard who they for some reason got rid of. Other than that it's always been straight ass cheeks.
Me "Huh, Cowboys could be interesting. Not going to start out hot with no preseason but preseason is important" Me, now "This... isn't what I meant when I said interesting."
I don’t think I’ve heard this theme song in decades. Heard it all the time when my parents would watch it when I was a kid. Smiled the whole video. Great job..
I’ve been waiting all day for this beautiful piece of work. As one southwestern Pennsylvanian to another, I thank you for putting my feelings into permanent video form so I may look upon it every time I get optimistic about the Dallas Cowboys chances. Love you, Tree. Keep it up, old friend.
As a Cowboys fan, I can say from the bottom of my heart that this team sucks, especially without Dak. (Also we have a 7th-round pick from this year's draft under center now, so that's not helping.) We deserve to be made fun of. Tree does it perfectly in a style that only he can master. Keep it up!
Genius! You should do a weekly series exposing my Chicago Bears for our offensive woes. Call it: 'The Bear Minimum'. Or you can do a parody of that 70's movie 'Bad News Bears' and even use the Care Bears theme song.
4:44 "Even Swiss cheese could absorb a few attacks on its luscious, creamy exterior." If this channel ever gets shut down, you could make a living writing sandwich erotica.
I love it. Dallas, being Dallas, lets >21,000 people into the stadium during a pandemic, only for them all to cry for a couple hours. I see this as an absolute win.
@@rontheauraknight9606 As a fellow fan of the Team Formerly Known As The Redskins, it is my goddam right to call them Washington Team Football. It's not like we haven't been yelling WTF!?! for decades.
I'll be stunned if there's a 6-10 NFC East winner winning a playoff game. I'll eat crow if a 6-10 NFC East winner makes it to the NFC Championship Game. I'll eat an ostrich or emu if a 6-10 NFC East winner makes the Super Bowl. I'll eat an albatross if a 6-10 NFC East winner wins the Super Bowl.
You're right. Texas is among other things, A FOOTBALL STATE. Football is practically a religion in Texas. Especially COLLEGE FOOTBALL. Jerry Jones could've practically drafted one of these people in 25 years. If there's ever a person that could be used as the poster boy for toxic Ego, Jerry Jones would be it.
Andy Dalton is a good QB. So is Dak. QB is not there issue. It's that OL that has said QBs running for there fucking lives. You win games in the trenches. OL and DL are the most important parts of football. A good OL makes a mediocre QB look good.
@cpk1994 The difference is that, in Dallas, he came into a team full of players that had been so poorly coached, managed and owned for so long that they literally had to hope that McCarthy would basically bring an overnight turnaround. He hasn't gotten close and the talent in Dallas wants to just get out while they still can to play for a team that contend. Dallas is gonna be in serious trouble for a very long time.
As much as I dislike the packers it’s even better to see the cowboys implode like this, I’m looking forward to seeing 5-11 team in the playoffs, or have their playoffs given to another NFC west team
@cpk1994 dude, he had a massive colapse in GB, with a QB who basically played in it his whole career, and the only reason that it haddn't blown up before then was because said qb was a transcendent talent. notice that once Mike left, GB had been doing far better on both sides of the ball with very similar personnel. I've been a GB fan since 2010. Mike is the problem. while the complexity might also be the problem, it;s up to mike to simplify his offence to compensate. so again, it falls back to him.
Some of the most fascinating tackling I have ever seen occurred in the last few Dallas games. I thought I knew bad tackling from the days of David Bruton in DC, but this is as if David Bruton has been hit by alien invaders and surprisingly mutated into an entire defense. Just fascinating...
"And Jerry Jones as Emperor Palpatine"
OR
"And Emperor Palpatine as Jerry Jones"
Makes ya think
We've never seen them in the same place at the same time.
They are both just as incompetent as each other
The real emperor palpatine is bill bellichick jerry is supreme leader snoke lol
If you really think about it, Jerry Jones has only done one good thing in his entire career: The Herschel Walker trade. But that trade was such an obvious gift that ANYONE would have accepted it. The Vikings pretty much handed the Cowboys three Super Bowls on a silver platter. Since then, Jerry has been bungling the Cowboys for over two decades. They haven't even made the NFC Championship Game since 1996. They're an irrelevant mockery of what they were.
Nothing Changes in Dallas until Jerry's Lear jet slams into a Mountain with him aboard
"They went all the way to Washington to kick a field goal" -Shannon Sharpe
This should be good. I miss days of our Steelers so this’ll have to do
Hopefully he makes one as soon as the Steelers lose
@@xaviersantana2367 this weekend then🗿🗿🗿
@@ccwhu who do they play this weekend?
@@xaviersantana2367 Yinz realize Days of our Steelers wasn't because of taking an L, it was made because the team with Bell Brown Porter etc was a circus behind the scenes. Since those three have been gone its been as close to radio silent as you can get beyond some goofiness by Juju on social media and that to this point is benign as possible.
@@SteintheKid He was making Days of Our Steelers last season, too. Even after the drama. It became a shit post for when they lost. I think there was one game they lost that Days of Our Steelers didn't come out. Regardless, I hope we see some more of it next week.
A wiseman once said: "Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."
That's been the motto of the Cowboys for the last 25 years.
Talent and hard work combined is an unstoppable duo
Wassup my dude!! Lol I’m glad you watch this too!
Well at least both Washington and Dallas can both say “we suck” But right now everybody in the NFC East sucks.
that's KDs favorite quote
That's a great quote.
You know Tree's in his zone when he's comparing Mccarthy to Hitler and it's only 3 minutes in.
I laughed way too hard at that
And because this is 2020, I won’t be surprised if it’s leaked that someone in the front office was heard yelling about Steiner.
LOL!
Nah. McCarthy isn't Hitler. That's Bill O'Brien cause Hopkins DOES NOT = Hernandez.
I think he might be barking up the wrong tree with that comparison.
"Ben Dinucci, who the hell is that?"
Sounds like a type of pasta
Leonardo Dinucci: The legendary artist who painted famous paintings such as the Mona Lisa.
Leonardo Dinucci: actor in Once Upon a Time in Dallas
I actually knew someone who played with Dinucci in college
@@christophermedlin5889 at JMU or Pitt? Riley Stapleton?
@@caps4thecup60 JMU
2018: DAYS OF OUR STILLERS & SACKSONVILLE ABBEY
2019: THE GREATEST GAME & DAYS OF OUR STILLERS W/ D.I.V.A. PRESEASON SPECIAL
2020: TONIGHT.... ON DALLAS!!!!
Hahahahaha it never gets old
2018 don’t forget sacksonville abbey and falcons general hospital
2021: Joe Burrow and the Bungles
@@lucasblanton5203 Also don't forget about The Bold and the Broncos
2019: D.I.V.A
“The Culture is actually really damn good”
A fellow Cards fan I see.
“We was catching them, unlike Agholor.”
Bruh i hate the cardinals, i think they are a cocky team.
"Tonight, on DALLAS!" might become the new Sacksonville Abbey at this rate
It just might
@@ChiefBlue4298 Surprised Philly has not been General Hospital this year or last year
He did a little of that last year 😁
Perhaps Chef Ramsey and Lord Bortles will sign with the Cowboys.
@@GlobalWarmingSkeptic Rams despite being in cap hell have to keep him
Loved the weird and 70s intro music that made me think my headphones were broken. Truly an immersive experience
"Dallas" Prime time soap opera theme song.
unus annus
Holy shit, two UT uploads in one day??? It’s an absolute miracle. Bless you Urinating Tree
Actually 3 in 24 hours
I think i just busy a nut from these videos
Corona give no break to sports and sports give no break to UTree
Sportsball was delayed due to sponsor a few days
You can tell just from the intro that Tree puts a lot of work and dedication in his vids. From one Yinzer to another, much respect.
NY Giants are now hiring:
1. A QB that knows the concept of “ball security”
2. A TE that can consistently catch a ball.
3. An offensive line that can block a paper bag from sacking said QB
I'm a Giants fan too, aren't you loving the fact that Dallas is this bad
@@lizzybethnj617 but not as constantly bad as us
@@adamthespinygiant giants might be bad but at least you guys know when you’re bad. You have titles more recent than the cowboys that alone would arguably make the giants less of a poverty franchise than the cowboys. Cowboys think they’re better than everyone every season bc they’re called America’s team but they haven’t done anything worth while since years before I was born
@@Xotin at least I’m not in denial. They always say confession is the first step to recovery.
4. A QB
5. A QB
6. A QB
As much as I want to laugh at Dallas and Jerry Jones, I find myself getting more pissed off every time I see the Jon Bostic hit on Andy Dalton. The fact that NONE of his teammates went to confront Bostic only adds to my wrath. What the hell did Dalton do to deserve that? indeed
Jerry gives you death, taxes, and Jason Garrett still coaching
He might be a bit more phat than usual but he's still with us in spirit.
Jason Garrett didn't get routinely blown out every week by teams of every level of quality.
And he doesn't clap anymore.
Holy shit, two UT uploads in one day??? It’s an absolute miracle. Bless you Urinating Tree
Consider Dallas' only two wins:
To a Falcons team that literally can't hold a lead to save their life.
To a Giants team that is in competition for worst team in New York... with the Jets.
Those are your only two wins, and it's likely they'll be their only two wins.
Idk, they still have to play the Giants again and the Bengals at the end of the year.
@@bigbearkat2010 New York beat themselves, and the Bungles at the current rate are gonna beat the Cowboys. They're not good, by any means, but they have a pulse. And an offense that can actually score. It's all you need to beat this Cowboys team.
Honestly, I'd be surprised if the Cowboys finished better than 3-13.
And the only reason they beat Atlanta was because they forgot they could pick up an onside kick.
Would not surprise me if Doug Pederson makes some even stupider play calling and we somehow lose to the Cowboys once
The entire NFC East is bad. We collectively had 2 ENTIRE FUCKING WINS against teams outside the division in 17 games (plus that one tie game Philly had against the Bungles). Other than the Atlanta choke job you mentioned, the only other win was Philly beating up SF's 4th string team when the latter was all banged up.
Somewhere in Los Angeles, Skip Bayless is crying himself to sleep while Shay Sharpe is laughing at the Cowboys.
Along with the rest of the NFL Fanbase. Oh and how can I not forget about good ol Stephen A. Smith.
Say it with me how bout them Cowboys
@@darthvader3742 as a Name Redacted fan I have to say, I fairly pity Dak... the rest of the blowhards deserve it
Also how about dem cowboys!
@@rontheauraknight9606 this team won't go anywhere as long as Jerry Jones is in charge and unless the players actually start caring
Whatever
@@darthvader3742 you say that like my team, the name redacted are also not in that same hell?
As a Cowboys fan, I congratulate you and thank you for this masterpiece. This was so much more satisfying than anything I have seen the past two weeks from this team.
pauses video
Me *a Cowboys fan*: Oh God, hold on lemme get a beer.
plays video
continue Tree...
You are gonna need more than a beer. You better get the whiskey.
As a fellow dallas fan, i can confidently say... I F*CKING HATE 2020
I would say sorry your seasons imploding and you’ve lost hope but it would fix the complete ineptitude
@@16ktsgamma let me retort
Dude this team is making me so fucking depressed
:(((((((((((
What up Scooter
This is soooooooo sad
Scooter!!! 😆
Let’s talk about it 😂
It was only in a matter of time man.
Finally, the sequel to Days of our Steelers
I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan and I laughed hard at this. Thank you, I needed that.
I think for y'all is either this or planning terrible harm to Jerry
There's no hope for Dallas until the team's pryed from the cold, dead claws of jerry boy.
@SEAN GRIGSBY Idk if this is the worst they’ve ever been but your right it’s a shitshow. The early 2000’s were some dark years
Like most of the owners in this league
Emperor Palpatine never dies
The cowboys are literally the highschool qb who hasnt done anything relevent since highschool, or the 90's in this case
The guy that hasn't done anything since highschool and still talks mad shit
@@corsojames that guy must have some serious peaked in high school issues if he's still raving about his so called "glory days" that were high school, 20+ years later......
This just in: UrinatingTree is now an honorary Sabol
Now you're just trying to flatter me. I don't hold a candle to those legends.
@@UrinatingTree Your still a better youtuber than most thats out there (1 channel I do recommend is Corpse Husband)
“Dontari Poe ate his way out of the program”
LMAO Honestly thank good he was complete ass cheeks
C'mon, that's not true. Clearly, he was also at least 50% belly as well.
Which is ironic for he once played in KC with all of Andy Reid's BBQ and became a fat guy touchdown legend.
Still an even bigger irony because the Boys had Nate Newton and Leonard Davis at their heaviest. Monsters tend to be good in Dallas.
don't slander the greatest QB of all time like that
This is soo perfect 8 minutes full of laughter for those that aren’t Cowboys fans😂😂😂
By this point, Cowboys fans are laughing as well. Once pain has passed, laughter does tend to seep in. As a Cowboys fan, I'm done being furious about this season and now I just laugh.
@@crater044 true
@@Wosocjrnsoso we you probably right
:(
@@StarkInvictus same here too man
Any day Jerruh suffers as owner and gm makes my day. Then add a Washington win, and man...what a day!
As an Eagles fan, I waited all my life for this.
@A Champion shitting on the cowboys will always be our one true joy
As a cowboys fan im right there with you, since the 90s we've been overrated, Carter being a piss poor starter, Romo botching the field goal vs seatle, '07 vs the giants need i say more, this whole season(those points don't even scratch the surface just ones i popped in my head while writing this). I would love to see this as a regular show here on tree's channel.
@A Champion Its the cowboys. I know the eagles suck, but they had Superbowl ambitions and it impolded worse than what the eagles did in 2011.
@A Champion the eagles are just injured, Dallas is too. What does that have to do with anything
As a fantasy football user... sees the philli d core playing the cowboys... pressed claim for those delicious points.
Cowboys: dying of indigestion and insanity
Washington: suffering from a total loss of identity
Giants: growing pains bad enough to send them to the ER (with corona to boot)
Eagles: drunkenly stumbling around with broken bones and synesthesia, as per usual
😂 😂 😂
If the Cowboys win on Sunday, their fans will be like “We’re going to the Super Bowl!”
Michael Irvin will be bouncing off the walls if the 'Boys beat the Eagles Sunday night.
They're as bad as Steeler fans that way.
Hahahahahahahah😐😐😐😐
As a Cowboys fan, allow me to respond: No......no, we won't be saying "WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL!!" Cowboys fans know that this year is a disaster.....we are already looking towards the end of the season. We will be saying, however, "Man the Eagles must REALLLLLY fucking suck if they lose this game to us" if we do win this game. If the Cowboys win......it's more of a loss for the Eagles than a victory for the Cowboys if a third string QB beats a team that won the SB just three years ago and their QB was being hailed as this fucking QB protegy with MVP caliber like abilities. Trust me.....if the Cowboys win.....Cowboys fans will be SHOCKED. I just hope Philadelphia doesn't burn itself to the ground if that was to happen.
But it won't happen. Philadelphia, despite their injuries, are the better team and they have their starting QB playing. The Eagles SHOULD win this game easily.
@@crater044 bro as a eagles fan they should win but I have a feeling they won’t
Usually, it's fun to laugh at Cowboy misery, but the injury to Dak makes it suck. Wishing him a speedy and fully healthy recovery
But it was just his foot. He's got another one and should stop whining. Compare that to the amount of merriment his injury has unleashed and I think it was definitely worth it. The Cowboys would not be half this funny if he hadn't been injured. You always have to look at the pros and cons of everything.
@Wes Takahashi Nah, you have to take the cap situation into account. He'll probably be kicking himself the rest of his life that he turned Jerruh's offer last year down, because the cap is falling again now because of the election-year flu hysteria going on.
40 mill per year or whatever he was asking made sense before when the cap was rising annually. But you can't even consider it if the cap is going to drop every year going forward. You could sign high recently, specifically because you could depend on the annual cap rises between 2013 and 2019. Now that's gone. New situation.
If I was Dak I would immediately fire my agent who was clearly oblivious to the change all offseason while Jerruh was not. Always look at the cap to understand contract negotiations in the NFL.
@Wes Takahashi Yes, but the same problem is there if his agent keeps asking for too much. The market has flipped, and teams will go cheap regardless to prevent crippling themselves. No one will pay an exorbitant, inflated and antiquated cap number for Dak.
You'll see. They will all rather take their chances on a draft prospect than pay Dak anything close to what he was being offered a year ago.
He just missed the boat because of the sniffles-recession, and is going to have to humble himself to get a contract now. Sucks, but economics > ego. I guess he could wait it out, but then he would risk becoming irrelevant. It might even never happen, and this is just how the market is now.
The cap went from 113 million in 2013 to 225 million last year. It's already down, and is being staggered in order to not ruin teams. But we don't know how low it'll go. If it goes down to 2013 levels eventually, then QB salaries will follow, meaning 10-15 million per year deals even for high caliber starters. Nowhere near the 40 mill they could command before the covid hysteria.
@@politicallycorrectredskin796 Thanks for making our fanbase look petty af. That was a gruesome injury and there wasn't shit funny about it.
@@kingofcrows8829 Oh stop it. The entire world has cried more than enough over Dak's foot already. I prefer to move past the not only low hanging fruit, but fruit that is actually rotting on the ground. people have already cried on TV. Know how many injuries I've sat through without anyone crying on TV about it? he twisted his ankle. Boohoo.
Besides, what's this about us? I'm a Redskins fan. Last time I checked, that team no longer exists. Now I don't follow the NFL anymore. in fact I want it burned to the ground so a new, proper football league can be established on its ashes.
Days of our Steelers to Sacksonville to this
Simply beautiful
After 24 years, Dallas fans are finally starting to FACE REALITY.
Believe me, most of us have known this team is going no where with Jerry for years
@@isaactorres7525 Exactly, 25 years (quarter century) since the last SB, of the 25 years, 10 playoff appearances and none of them go past the Divisonal round.
@@RoadrunnerMoose Dallas a had great defense and offensive line in recent years. No excuses.
@@6lemans10 Great defense? The defense has always been ass. The only reason our defense was decent in 2018 and I think 2019 was because we had that one guy Kris Richard who they for some reason got rid of. Other than that it's always been straight ass cheeks.
@@nightblade1190 Ha. I'm going 8 years back on the great defense. Remember Damarcus Ware?
Every cowboys fan: OMG this is our year! We got ceedee and trevon diggs!
Me: bruh you guys traded for Joey Galloway. He was really good too.
Not one, but TWO number one picks.
@@georgeblair3894 yeah
Me "Huh, Cowboys could be interesting. Not going to start out hot with no preseason but preseason is important"
Me, now "This... isn't what I meant when I said interesting."
@@malarie-susangold9259 exactly.
I don’t think I’ve heard this theme song in decades. Heard it all the time when my parents would watch it when I was a kid. Smiled the whole video. Great job..
Glad that even with the Empire finally meeting it's demise, teams like the Cowboys and Falcons will always be there to put a smile on my face.
I feel like the cowboys season can be described as, Our expectations were low but holy f***
Fr
As an Eagles fan, I hope Jerry Jones never dies. His hubris and arrogance has allowed the other teams in the NFC East to flourish and thrive.
Wether your own team or someone elses, your roasting ability is a site to behold. Keep these up. I love humor in commentary.
I am stunned by how good this is
Andy Dalton:
I'm free!I just got signed to Dallas where they have a great O-Li-
Dallas O-Line:
N O
Dalton:
I wished I was still in Cincinnati. This is embarrassing.
3 videos in a day, I’m in heaven
Oh man, this show has been one of my favorites over the last 25 years. Never gets old either.
That hit on Dalton was exactly the same hit that Luck got two years ago and I know for a fact that at least got one game suspension for it
This type of content gets me through my hellacious weeks of college. Thanks, Tree
Calling Jerry Jones as Emperor Palpatine is an insult to Palpatine
I’ve been waiting all day for this beautiful piece of work. As one southwestern Pennsylvanian to another, I thank you for putting my feelings into permanent video form so I may look upon it every time I get optimistic about the Dallas Cowboys chances. Love you, Tree. Keep it up, old friend.
He should try to do one on the weekly traipsing of the Falcons.
Call it "A Low Down Dirty Birds' Shame".
I hope to see more of this. It actually made me laugh and gave me a reason to watch Dallas in short doses.
As a Cowboys fan, I can say from the bottom of my heart that this team sucks, especially without Dak. (Also we have a 7th-round pick from this year's draft under center now, so that's not helping.) We deserve to be made fun of. Tree does it perfectly in a style that only he can master. Keep it up!
I hope this series keeps going. It sure helps when waiting on the new season of Days of our Steelers that'll inevitably come one day.
my recommendations are faster than my notifications lol
Genius! You should do a weekly series exposing my Chicago Bears for our offensive woes. Call it: 'The Bear Minimum'. Or you can do a parody of that 70's movie 'Bad News Bears' and even use the Care Bears theme song.
4:44 "Even Swiss cheese could absorb a few attacks on its luscious, creamy exterior."
If this channel ever gets shut down, you could make a living writing sandwich erotica.
I love it. Dallas, being Dallas, lets >21,000 people into the stadium during a pandemic, only for them all to cry for a couple hours.
I see this as an absolute win.
Two UT uploads and one of them is bashing Dallas? A true Wednesday blessing!
Tree! You are a Genius for this!
It's more than "Days of Our Steelers" here.
Next: The Washington Football Team in "Designated Survivors"
Last time I was this early, Dallas still had a quarterback
I live for this. Such premium content.
This team is the same every year. Lots of hype but when it comes time, they wet the bed.
And then the fans say next year is the year and it was all the refs fault anyway.
They shart* the bed
Cowboy fans have low iq
And now we need a "Days of our Steelers" and "Dallas" crossover in Week 9
This man, out here making quality content, by god.
Respect for showing the beating cancer bell ring video that is awesome, keep up the great work Urinating Tree, love the content
What's been the constant since 1995? Jerry Jones.
He's been their owner longer than that( since 1989 ), but yeah.
@@ckendall67 when he fired Jimmy Johnson, that was the beginning of the end
@@ChiefBlue4298 Tom Landry?
Daniel Snyder tips his fedora at you sir.
The Dallas theme song is old enough that I think most people missed the reference you made in the intro.
That theme song that played sounded like it could come out of the 80's or 90's. Would be great if it came from the 90's just for the irony.
Last time I was this early the Leafs were in the playoffs.
Last time I was this early the Leafs actually won a playoff series.
Last time I was this Early, Hitler could draw well.
Last time I was this early the Leafs won their last Stanley Cup ever so far.
I love that intro, it was so well done!
Tree you are a mastermind.
Me: studies for my test
Tree: Uploads
Me: Studying can wait.
God bless you for these two uploads
TONIGHT....ON DALLAS!!!! Established January 29th, 1996. The day after the Cowboys won the Super Bowl.
This is a fucking work of art! Never mind that I’m a cowboys fan.. this is a goddamn masterpiece!👨🏽🎨
Enjoy.
This is gonna give Sacksonville Abbey and Days of our Steelers a run for their money
This dude always brightens my day
Keep it up
Havent been this early since Days of Our Steelers was a thing
This is my new favorite show. May it get five seasons and a movie
“Burfictian” is my new favorite word
This is the best account on TH-cam and it’s not even close
They should move the NFC east to the XFL
Or the AAF.
AAU. They're amateurs at this point
or split them into the divisions of the GFL
The XFL already has enough problems, send the NFC East to whatever the worst football league is
@@jimmyjones5717 I think sending them to Ireland is a bit much, Germany perhaps?
The intro the best thing that has happened to this team this hole season.
Omg earliest I’ve been here, and I love him shitting on the cowboys as a Washington Redacted fan
The football team
Its Washington Team Football. WTF
@@davidtuttle7556 he made the joke calling them the “Name redacted” and the “Washington redacted” before on this channel... geez
@@rontheauraknight9606 As a fellow fan of the Team Formerly Known As The Redskins, it is my goddam right to call them Washington Team Football. It's not like we haven't been yelling WTF!?! for decades.
You had me at the intro! Best work of 2020!
NFC East: The Dumpster Fire Division!
The Tank Division. He called it on the latest edition of This Week in Sportsball
THE SUPER TANK DIVISION!
RACE FOR LAST PLACE IN THE DIVISION!
Born and raised in Dallas since 1998, existence is pain.
"Burfictian." I like it.
Add it to the dictionary
As a Cowboys fan, I'm so glad this video was made. Make this a weekly thing, eh Tree?
The NFC East needs to be barred from the playoffs this year.
I'll be stunned if there's a 6-10 NFC East winner winning a playoff game. I'll eat crow if a 6-10 NFC East winner makes it to the NFC Championship Game. I'll eat an ostrich or emu if a 6-10 NFC East winner makes the Super Bowl. I'll eat an albatross if a 6-10 NFC East winner wins the Super Bowl.
When Tree says “Ill save this for another video” in sportball, you know its gonna be good
Welcome to the NFC East: Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Oh god. Cowboys fan here and I've been dreading/looking forward to you rightfully ripping into them
"This is like Tom Brady to Brandon Weedon!"
Tree plz dont remind me of the 2015 season when we lost Romo and went 4-12
After watching us get our shit wrecked by the *NAME REDACTED* I'm starting to think 4-12 would be a miracle season.
Texas has produced so many Qbs over the recent years but jerry can’t find one? Tf? Kyler Murray Matthew Stafford like bruh 😭
Detroit had two of the most talented skill position players I have ever seen and they both retired because Detroit killed their passion for the game
@@palehorse6655 can’t have shit in Detroit
@Talos Jets?
You're right. Texas is among other things, A FOOTBALL STATE. Football is practically a religion in Texas. Especially COLLEGE FOOTBALL. Jerry Jones could've practically drafted one of these people in 25 years. If there's ever a person that could be used as the poster boy for toxic Ego, Jerry Jones would be it.
Andy Dalton is a good QB. So is Dak. QB is not there issue. It's that OL that has said QBs running for there fucking lives. You win games in the trenches. OL and DL are the most important parts of football. A good OL makes a mediocre QB look good.
One year into McCarthy's tenure, and all ready the players want him fired, that is awful.
@cpk1994 The difference is that, in Dallas, he came into a team full of players that had been so poorly coached, managed and owned for so long that they literally had to hope that McCarthy would basically bring an overnight turnaround. He hasn't gotten close and the talent in Dallas wants to just get out while they still can to play for a team that contend. Dallas is gonna be in serious trouble for a very long time.
@cpk1994 exactly!
So. Dallas, how's Mike doin for ya'
-signed a Packers fan.
As much as I dislike the packers it’s even better to see the cowboys implode like this, I’m looking forward to seeing 5-11 team in the playoffs, or have their playoffs given to another NFC west team
@Kevin Johnson because I’m a Seahawks fan and a masochist
@cpk1994 why'd you have to remind me of that Seattle game.
also, Mike's issue is he hasn't adapted to the league.
@Kevin Johnson dude, chill.,
@cpk1994 dude, he had a massive colapse in GB, with a QB who basically played in it his whole career, and the only reason that it haddn't blown up before then was because said qb was a transcendent talent. notice that once Mike left, GB had been doing far better on both sides of the ball with very similar personnel. I've been a GB fan since 2010. Mike is the problem. while the complexity might also be the problem, it;s up to mike to simplify his offence to compensate. so again, it falls back to him.
Made my night ten times better. I know we suck, but laughing at Dallas will never get old..
The Italian restaurant is now your QB Dallas😂
I've been waiting for this one for a long time
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Well, Dallas isn't playing defense All ass
James Rolfe would approve
Some of the most fascinating tackling I have ever seen occurred in the last few Dallas games. I thought I knew bad tackling from the days of David Bruton in DC, but this is as if David Bruton has been hit by alien invaders and surprisingly mutated into an entire defense. Just fascinating...