The funniest way I’ve seen the whole “bad thoughts at night” thing is that you’re negative energy is liquid, when you lay down it spills into your head more
16:39 that Obama vs. Trump ERB is gonna go hard. And the inaugural speech'll open like "My fellow Americans, it looks like a lot went down while I was gone."
@@xerus_5 Oh, I didn't say they weren't. Just that they love that phrase because it gives the poors some cope to think about. Kind of like people that bitch about protestors. "They should just go about changing things the right way" because they know the right way doesn't work and that's why people resorted to protests in the first place.
@panzerwolf494 Exactly! If one of these "unhappy" rich people were to go out and give every homeless person they saw on the street a $100 bill each they would see an incredible amount of joy!
@theominouspigeon Yeah, I must admit Jack is literally my least favorite narrator. I mean, whenever I click on a new video and I hear his voice, I am automatically disappointed it's not Damien or Robin. I just don't find his sense of humor funny, it feels kind of desperate, like he's just trying way to hard to be funny. Meanwhile Damien and Robin are much more natural with their rambling thoughts, and Damien is my favorite because he always does a bit of a deep dive into all different topics so we are both amused and we actually learn stuff. Plus, he's got that infectious laughter, whenever he starts to crack up over something that I find funny too, hearing his laugh just sends me! And Robin is just fun, he's not doing the deep dives, but he's still relatable and his jokes and sense of humor are pretty good.
@@Cuddly-Cactus Well, I'm the opposite. I don't like Robin that much while Jack is my favourite. That's why there are several narrators, we all have different tastes and sense of humour. 😊
@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia Okay, I get you, we all have our favorites and I was just stating mine, and I didn't mean to be insulting, it's just my opinion. 👍 Glad you enjoy Jack, hope he's sees your comment so he knows he's got fans out there! 🤣
I’ve worked 3+ jobs in the past and still wasn’t making enough to pay taxes but the having 3 jobs confused them into concluding I “must” be making enough so no matter how many times I explained it I just had to wait for them to give it back at the end of the financial year
5:18 Thing is that these kind of playground equipment weren't removed because kids got bored of them. They got removed because one kid would kinda hurt themselves doing something dumb and the fucking parents raged madly online and at their local official to have them removed. Yeah, the simplification and subsequent boring-ification of playgrounds was mostly THE PARENTS. It's like here in Australia, a lot of awesome wooden playgrounds were knocked down because of the fire hazard, and rather than replace them with a metal or plastic version of the same design, they just put a shitty prefab version in there that's as boring as crap. The kids would have LOVED to play on the old one. The new one is boring.
2:12 - Not So Fun Fact - cars that have replaced dials and buttons with touch screens are responsible for the uptick in accidents. It's really simple, when the driver could reach one hand over to adjust the heating/cooling and the radio/audio controls, they did so without the need to take their eyes off the road. So when cars switched over to touch screens instead of physical controls, there was zero way to tell if one was selecting the desired controls without taking one's eyes away from the road! And we all agreed that it was very dangerous to look at a screen while driving! 🤦♀️ I am waiting for these touch screens for basic heating/cooling controls to banned just like looking at the screen of a phone was banned. 🙄
I can honestly say I've never seen one of those playground digging things before this video. The playgrounds when I was a kid only had the usual things (slides, swings, monkey bars and see-saws, sometimes a fort or tower to climb on). I was an 80's and 90's kid though. I don't know how new those digging things are.
Same! Maybe it depends on the country you're from? I'm French, and in my 40 years of life I have never seen this stuff in any playground... I sure would have loved it as a kid!
7:59 I mean... from what I know of the movie... and 12:45 can assure you I am neither tall nor muscular. I feel whoever made that meme. Which is rare XD
8:43 PC Masterrace, bay beeeeee! I got Dragon's Dogma 2 running at a playable framerate with 5 gigs of usable RAM out of 8 total. Imma get at least 16 more, probably for cheaper than your third replacement laptop.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HAVE BAD RATS- (curiosity: the first letters of each word make BR, the abbreviation for brazil, which id the country that made bad rats! I'm Brazilian 🥲)
5:35 bro just gave voice to the inner yearnings for childhood play and childish merriment of at least three consecutive generations of depressed people.
18:36 first off, webp compatibility has risen significantly. Second off, you can tell this guy has never worked with it because THE DOT IS ON THE WRONG SIDE!!!
16:28 this meme aged horribly almost 2 years before it was posted. FYI, on the 18th of Feb. 2023, the carter center announced that Mr. Carter will be in hospice care due to an unspecified terminal illness. If you didnt know, a terminal illness is an illness that the vast majority of the time you will die too. Terminal illnesses are rarely virus-based, but instead your body messing up and giving you something like advanced late stage cancer. These illnesses are uncurable.
5:20 …man I wish my old playgrounds had these… That didn’t stop me from digging though. Once had someone fall in a hole I made. That’s how I met one of my best friends. Good times…
16:55 I think that was my comment. Or at least, I made a similar one. I don't blame you with those memes. In fact, you did a great job taking a "economy bad" meme into something entertaining.
The chaotic neutral timeline thing is similar to something I've been saying, I don't remember signing up for the Monty Python Absurdist Comedy version of reality.
Oh, shoot…what’s the name of that (possibly deleted) subreddit where you could find memes like the one at 13:14? I used to love it but now I can’t remember what it’s called! 🙃🙃🙃
Day 293 of guessing the editor. 0:08 Greg Zhao. Day 19 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
bro i swear, you can't open more than two tabs on a laptop without it sounding like a plane that's about to take off.
Ye, I can't play a game and listen to Reddit stories at the same time? Scam, thank God I main brave
@ this is why i play on my ipad and have yt open
i have 18 tabs + 1 other app open on my laptop and it sounds fine
@@ChikenNugsWithSauce What laptop do you have?
I can, don't speak too general
(Also don't use Chrome come on we're in 2024)
Jack Singing Bits
0:16 Pigs With Nonspecific Duties
0:24 Dog Hair
2:34 Pelican Man
9:33 What Is The Secret?
11:22 Addiction
This reminds me of when people would post "Jumpscare" time stamps so people could skip them.
The funniest way I’ve seen the whole “bad thoughts at night” thing is that you’re negative energy is liquid, when you lay down it spills into your head more
Can never go wrong with Lilo logic
16:39 that Obama vs. Trump ERB is gonna go hard. And the inaugural speech'll open like "My fellow Americans, it looks like a lot went down while I was gone."
0:10 uh has it tried quitting??
Mayben’t.
I have been laughing at this like for 4mins
As a note, I do see and appreciate your attempts to be more lighthearted when reading these posts! When they let you, at least
3:47 only works on the US, as *A LOT* of other countries show money like this: (insert currency here) 10.000,00
Literally, even when you're at 0,00 there's a coma lmao
Weird how the people that say "money won't buy happiness" are always the ones with the money
or really poor people trying to cope
@@panzerwolf494 nah, rich people are mega happy it’s just poor dudes
@@xerus_5 Oh, I didn't say they weren't. Just that they love that phrase because it gives the poors some cope to think about.
Kind of like people that bitch about protestors. "They should just go about changing things the right way" because they know the right way doesn't work and that's why people resorted to protests in the first place.
@panzerwolf494
Exactly! If one of these "unhappy" rich people were to go out and give every homeless person they saw on the street a $100 bill each they would see an incredible amount of joy!
My laptop fans screaming as I open 57 chrome tabs:
Only 57? Those are rookie numbers.
The single spider in there is gonna turn into that burnt baby png
i dont get why people open so many tabs
i always have only one,3 the most
@@bread496well you see, we don't know either
I've literally switched from the pc to the laptop during winter bc I wanted to be warm several times before
"im not gonna delete it cus its cringe and stupid" the exact only reason why i still have videos on my channel
Been watching since the covid years started, jacks still a dork
replace "still a dork" with "off"
@@theominouspigeon why does it matter what they say?
@theominouspigeon
Yeah, I must admit Jack is literally my least favorite narrator. I mean, whenever I click on a new video and I hear his voice, I am automatically disappointed it's not Damien or Robin.
I just don't find his sense of humor funny, it feels kind of desperate, like he's just trying way to hard to be funny.
Meanwhile Damien and Robin are much more natural with their rambling thoughts, and Damien is my favorite because he always does a bit of a deep dive into all different topics so we are both amused and we actually learn stuff. Plus, he's got that infectious laughter, whenever he starts to crack up over something that I find funny too, hearing his laugh just sends me!
And Robin is just fun, he's not doing the deep dives, but he's still relatable and his jokes and sense of humor are pretty good.
@@Cuddly-Cactus Well, I'm the opposite. I don't like Robin that much while Jack is my favourite. That's why there are several narrators, we all have different tastes and sense of humour. 😊
@@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia Okay, I get you, we all have our favorites and I was just stating mine, and I didn't mean to be insulting, it's just my opinion. 👍
Glad you enjoy Jack, hope he's sees your comment so he knows he's got fans out there! 🤣
13:45 - Who would've guessed that Jack voiced Donnie on the Wild Thornberrys
Nah that was actually Flea, the bassist from the red hot chili peppers, and he doesn't sound anything like Jack.
12:53 bro this is Robin level of reaching, this is just a guy who has a type lol
9:12 yep. I'm a Navy veteran, stay out of the military.
Me in the navy rn🤩
That *d o g h a i r* aounded like the first notes of Hoist the Colors
13:55 I'll never understand people who hate on music genres.
0:24 HOIST THE COLOURS HIGH!
YO HO!
Jackie the Snackie num num num
Could use some salt tho
Insane rizz
6:15 Simple. Advise with an S is a verb; Advice with a C is a noun.
Still can’t get over how awesome this is!
I’ve been waiting, another upload from you!
I am blessed by seeing this 1 minute after it's posted
9:41 i have the perfect mouse and glass for that. Now, all i need is a job...
BABE WAKE UP NEW EMKAY VIDEO DROPPED
“Money can’t buy happiness” me buying 3 cats, building a brand new top of the line gaming setup and buying all my favorite snacks and games.
I’ve worked 3+ jobs in the past and still wasn’t making enough to pay taxes but the having 3 jobs confused them into concluding I “must” be making enough so no matter how many times I explained it I just had to wait for them to give it back at the end of the financial year
The videos do be depressing on EmKay sometimes, you can't deny that
Its not the darkest time line, it may not be the brightest, but it might be the most colorful
2:15 'You bring back knobs.' I feel like Trump is doing that with his cabinet picks. ;)
0:23 sounds like the beginning of Hoist The Colors from Pirates of the Caribbean
You’re literally one of THE only things that gets me through the day so I can watch your vids. Don’t quit!
5:19 me wanting to make an adult version with a small excavator and a sand pile
Ape Escape WAS EVERYTHING !!!
Emkay can cure anything, fricking illnesses be jumping out my body when i got emkay playing
3:01 couldn’t agree more.
5:18 Thing is that these kind of playground equipment weren't removed because kids got bored of them. They got removed because one kid would kinda hurt themselves doing something dumb and the fucking parents raged madly online and at their local official to have them removed.
Yeah, the simplification and subsequent boring-ification of playgrounds was mostly THE PARENTS.
It's like here in Australia, a lot of awesome wooden playgrounds were knocked down because of the fire hazard, and rather than replace them with a metal or plastic version of the same design, they just put a shitty prefab version in there that's as boring as crap. The kids would have LOVED to play on the old one. The new one is boring.
this is my favorite narrator
2:12 - Not So Fun Fact - cars that have replaced dials and buttons with touch screens are responsible for the uptick in accidents. It's really simple, when the driver could reach one hand over to adjust the heating/cooling and the radio/audio controls, they did so without the need to take their eyes off the road.
So when cars switched over to touch screens instead of physical controls, there was zero way to tell if one was selecting the desired controls without taking one's eyes away from the road! And we all agreed that it was very dangerous to look at a screen while driving! 🤦♀️
I am waiting for these touch screens for basic heating/cooling controls to banned just like looking at the screen of a phone was banned. 🙄
7:23 CROC MENTIONED RAAAAAAAH‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
I can honestly say I've never seen one of those playground digging things before this video. The playgrounds when I was a kid only had the usual things (slides, swings, monkey bars and see-saws, sometimes a fort or tower to climb on). I was an 80's and 90's kid though. I don't know how new those digging things are.
Same! Maybe it depends on the country you're from? I'm French, and in my 40 years of life I have never seen this stuff in any playground... I sure would have loved it as a kid!
they were there until at least the early 00s when they started taking out wood, steel, and tire things and making them that plastic stuff.
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2:30 in and he was having WAY too much fun :)
16:36 aged like milk 😔
jack is my fav VA
6:42 OMG FACTORIO MENTIONED‼️‼️
7:59 I mean... from what I know of the movie... and 12:45 can assure you I am neither tall nor muscular. I feel whoever made that meme. Which is rare XD
That dog hair one really hits close to home lol
You’re awesome, Jack! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise! ❤
Well I just finished having fun "chatting" to a Republican on Bluesky, who has in their bio they are there to make Democrats cry
8:43 PC Masterrace, bay beeeeee! I got Dragon's Dogma 2 running at a playable framerate with 5 gigs of usable RAM out of 8 total. Imma get at least 16 more, probably for cheaper than your third replacement laptop.
If Emkay hearts this comment it proves Transformers: One is objectively peak
6:40 innacurate, there is no gamer on the planet that plays both bloodborne and league of legends.
The meme at 6:40 feels like a personal attack to me.
I trust everyone with Aria of Sorrow in their top games list with my fucking life
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU HAVE BAD RATS-
(curiosity: the first letters of each word make BR, the abbreviation for brazil, which id the country that made bad rats! I'm Brazilian 🥲)
To Jack: Croc is getting re-released within the next few months btw
5:35 bro just gave voice to the inner yearnings for childhood play and childish merriment of at least three consecutive generations of depressed people.
I'd vote for Jimmy Carter if he ran for president again.
my laptop just randomly sounds as if a plane is lifting off
This video is plant approved
Everytime I watched your video, it's like I'm listening to an radio channel, a good one though
Emkay views in 10 falls, really seconds off.
🍅
job one bro had
Croc was also my first game, I can’t wait for the remaster.
18:36 first off, webp compatibility has risen significantly. Second off, you can tell this guy has never worked with it because THE DOT IS ON THE WRONG SIDE!!!
You don't need to mod Minecraft to break things. Vanilla Minecraft will bring literally anything to its knees given enough time.
I feel so dumb because I tried to click the skip ad button thinking it was some new TH-cam feature for sponsored parts of videos
2:34 if anyone can Doit, Peli Can! 🚽
16:28 this meme aged horribly almost 2 years before it was posted.
FYI, on the 18th of Feb. 2023, the carter center announced that Mr. Carter will be in hospice care due to an unspecified terminal illness. If you didnt know, a terminal illness is an illness that the vast majority of the time you will die too. Terminal illnesses are rarely virus-based, but instead your body messing up and giving you something like advanced late stage cancer. These illnesses are uncurable.
I think it the Orange Man who is bring back knobs (as in the UK insult)
SOMEONE PLEASE make Jack’s incoherent rambling into an autotuned rap song
5:20 …man I wish my old playgrounds had these…
That didn’t stop me from digging though. Once had someone fall in a hole I made. That’s how I met one of my best friends. Good times…
The more i learn about how social media are run, the more I realize that bluesky is just better. It's not perfect mind you, but it's definitely better
this is why you use Firefox
CROC MENTIONED
also my childhood game, twice. The very first time I couldn't even defeat the first boss lol
Jack, GOG's preservation program is for PC games. Console games already work just fine with an emulator
CROC MENTIONED!!
5:19 i've never seen one of these before and now i feel like i had an empty childhood
6:43 If you know, you know 😂
POLYWORKING???
WHAT
8:34 I have literally been preventing myself from playing RE4 for more than a year because of this. This game is so fkn good
8:38 is literally my Laptop lol
16:55 I think that was my comment. Or at least, I made a similar one. I don't blame you with those memes. In fact, you did a great job taking a "economy bad" meme into something entertaining.
13:51 idc what y’all say the last part of runaway is fire
Fungie 🗿✨️
13:39 I feel attacked
The chaotic neutral timeline thing is similar to something I've been saying, I don't remember signing up for the Monty Python Absurdist Comedy version of reality.
7:29 Dunno, ask Sony sitting on their IPs doing nothing with them
5:10 I actually had one of these but it was on TRACKS and I think it could move
so many good memes
also. edge sucks, but i'd rather use it then google chrome
5:15 This is the first time in my life I've ever seen this
Bro thought of quitting tinder uh I mean tik tok 🗿💀
7:54 the thumbnail
Oh, shoot…what’s the name of that (possibly deleted) subreddit where you could find memes like the one at 13:14? I used to love it but now I can’t remember what it’s called! 🙃🙃🙃
the guy on the top right looks like that one buff chick boss from dead rising
0:44
It's Mickey Rourke
YES I FINALLY CAUGHT A VID EARLY!
8:45 that’s why I stick with physical games(plus the physical game I got for Black Friday. He comes with three months free of switch online.)
11:05 how are they labelling these files where these two go back to back?
Day 293 of guessing the editor.
0:08 Greg Zhao.
Day 19 of asking EmKay to release the videos they added to their playlists months ago but haven't uploaded (Weird images subreddits, PettyRevenge, ATBGE).
15 minuetes after video official upload
5:12 did anyone else try do dig the biggest hole you could with these
18:03 JACK
13:53. What rap song were you playing here?