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  • @zoro4661WasTaken
    @zoro4661WasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12967

    "Kill your dad, then die of old age."
    But Snake, Raiden *already* killed his dad. With a sword! You were there and everything!

    • @optimus27000
      @optimus27000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1891

      Then he's halfway there.

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +975

      @@optimus27000 WOAAAAAAH OOOOOH
      LIVIN' ON A PRAYEEEEEEEER

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      that's why he needs to kill all of Desparado and Armstrong, that way he can die of old age

    • @sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224
      @sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      @@zoro4661WasTaken squidward on a chair

    • @zoro4661WasTaken
      @zoro4661WasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@sosigsunkcrunkywunk7224 What

  • @creatureofsteel17
    @creatureofsteel17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12313

    I love how this is basically metal gear rising abridged

    • @jagajag2575
      @jagajag2575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +793

      IT MUST HAPPEN

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

      one day, one day...

    • @creatureofsteel17
      @creatureofsteel17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      @@funnywes confirmed????

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

      @@creatureofsteel17 🤫

    • @nanotfound1042
      @nanotfound1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@funnywes ah shit its happening

  • @krown_of_G
    @krown_of_G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10422

    As an unrelated sidestory:
    The first time i've ever seen this game was in a review for it and at the start the guy simply intreduced sam by saying:
    "Mister giant thighs"

    • @rustycrowbar4250
      @rustycrowbar4250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

      Well he wasnt lying

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1637

      god yes

    • @teniosiyemi1081
      @teniosiyemi1081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

      Mr. lighting bolt Vs Mr. Thunder thighs

    • @Ivaylodr5
      @Ivaylodr5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Jokes on him, Raiden has a wife and a child!

    • @yaboi8940
      @yaboi8940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@Ivaylodr5like he cares

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9299

    I was low-key expecting Snake to say "Kiss another man on the lips"

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

      cut content

    • @yaboichipsahoy9179
      @yaboichipsahoy9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1075

      No, dude... it wasn't a kiss... it was a *Russian taunt.*

    • @lucky6961
      @lucky6961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      I was waiting for a "squeeze my hog"

    • @larsnyman2455
      @larsnyman2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@yaboichipsahoy9179 a Russian tuant

    • @yaboichipsahoy9179
      @yaboichipsahoy9179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@larsnyman2455 Dang, I messed up on the misspell...
      😔

  • @Mall13vm
    @Mall13vm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11720

    It's amazing how Jacks voice changed over years

    • @teaz3139
      @teaz3139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2319

      Secondhand smoke from Snake.

    • @requiem-fractos
      @requiem-fractos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +764

      @@teaz3139 Yeah, this comment right here, officer.

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

      sometimes i forget he used to sound like that. ive gotten so used to doing his cyborg voice that i can no longer do his mgs2 voice

    • @cuervorenard
      @cuervorenard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      There's some parts in MGR when he talks normal, I don't get it at all, like, did they changed the voices mid recording or he's just faking it?

    • @lurkgrue
      @lurkgrue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@cuervorenard I think he does it for intimidation.

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Snake: “Also smoke… *like a lot* “
    And that’s how Raiden got his voice

    • @solidsnake8008
      @solidsnake8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Raiden still doesn't understand the importance and the life saving uses of the cardboard box. He has rookie eyes.

    • @gamechanger8908
      @gamechanger8908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't forget stop smoking when you're in your twilight years.

    • @aryabintangkalea2855
      @aryabintangkalea2855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@solidsnake8008 couldn't yo do that in mgr? At that sewer level? Not as good as solid snake/venom snake/snake tho

    • @solidsnake8008
      @solidsnake8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aryabintangkalea2855 In MGR you can definately use the cardboard box to disguise yourself but its not very useful, it was more of a homage to the MGS games.

    • @aryabintangkalea2855
      @aryabintangkalea2855 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@solidsnake8008 yeah I know that even if he can defeat all these robots he has yet to master the art of hiding in a box and dying of old age

  • @dmitrykhvostik5975
    @dmitrykhvostik5975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5555

    Raiden: Snake, what should I do?
    Naked Snake: Eat her.
    Venom Snake: Extract her.
    Solid Snake: Say hello then smash her.
    Liquid Snake: Smash her then say hello.
    Solidus Snake: Women aren't real, boy. The only real thing is our Liberty, son.

    • @ricefarmer-kr4yv
      @ricefarmer-kr4yv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Im the 69th like make my day better

    • @delirium1844
      @delirium1844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      this is true also solid snake is correct

    • @gentaillahi6153
      @gentaillahi6153 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Based solidus

    • @shark899138
      @shark899138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      i feel like considering Solidus is Venom (if I'm remembering the lore correctly) you have added "Then extract her." after the Liberty thing-

    • @navil4914
      @navil4914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      @@shark899138 no venom died in metal gear 2

  • @larsnyman2455
    @larsnyman2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    The change from high-pitched MGS2 Raiden to scratchy Metal Gear Rising Raiden is so fucking funny

  • @tintor2
    @tintor2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6128

    Still, it's funny how Raiden might be most effeminated character in Metal Gear yet he is the only man who married a woman. Snake and Otacon adapted a child though

    • @xai01
      @xai01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2454

      I find it funny that the first concept for the design of Raiden was a "pretty boy" to appeal to young female audiences, and he ended up becoming an emotionally unstable one-eyed cyborg war-criminal with the voice of a chain-smoker

    • @zurcus7224
      @zurcus7224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1640

      @@xai01 Yeah, and now as a result he's appealing to all audiences

    • @keksauce
      @keksauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +810

      @@xai01 he went from being a funny weak guy to being gigabased

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

      @@xai01 all the better to appeal to young female audience

    • @milk-v4b
      @milk-v4b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      @@xai01 I’m wondering how they got metal bad ass chin from pretty boi but hey it worked out

  • @tankhead2645
    @tankhead2645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17517

    I really like the concept of "character imagines advice from a character, who only gives them bad advice they already knew"
    Ok so 2 months later and I realize that this is basically the plot to ratatouille

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

      i was torn on the idea of making it snake legit giving him advice from beyond the grave and the idea of it being a figment of his imagination so i just sorta went with both. thought it'd be funnier that way

    • @milkfish1605
      @milkfish1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@funnywes it sure was!

    • @ryugalul3414
      @ryugalul3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      gotta be one of my favorite genders

    • @milkfish1605
      @milkfish1605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@ryugalul3414 you have provided a strong contender for comment of the year

    • @ryugalul3414
      @ryugalul3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@milkfish1605 thank you very much

  • @josephmother6822
    @josephmother6822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Raiden has already completed step one and he hasn’t died of any other causes yet, so he’s on the right track, I’m proud of him.

    • @LuizAlexPhoenix
      @LuizAlexPhoenix ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean, Raiden tried to die so many times but they kept bringing him back and each time he has more advanced cyborg bionics. By this time I am afraid he might never die.

    • @josephmother6822
      @josephmother6822 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@LuizAlexPhoenix
      He subconsciously isn’t letting himself die because he knows Snake wants him to die of old age and he wants to make him proud.

    • @haijehiemstra2883
      @haijehiemstra2883 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LuizAlexPhoenix Raiden is like hank from madness combat, He just wont fucking die.

  • @abbymems
    @abbymems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I love that in Raiden's mind palace, he meets Snake at the end of MGS2, because there's not a single other time where things are even relatively that normal.
    And they already did the second dad killing for you in MGS4, Raiden. You're halfway there!

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Whoooooooooa, livin' on a prayer!
      (Yes I stole this shut up)

    • @Mr.Crosshaven
      @Mr.Crosshaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wait. Snake wasn't there at the end of MGS2. it was in Raidens mind. Snake was actually tailing Ocelot so why would he be there. Wait, was Rose not there either? 🤔

    • @Mr.Crosshaven
      @Mr.Crosshaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @trinemesis Read what Tyler commented, then mine again. I may not be correct with my interpretation of what Tyler said, but here is what I think his theory was:
      With all of the mind feckery that went on during the Big Shell Incident, Raiden (after defeating Solidus) did not know what was real or not. When Raiden asked himself "who am I really?" Solid Snake turns up and tells Raiden about life and understanding who he is and the experiences that mold a person's personality.
      Until I read Tyler's comment I always thought Solid Snake was really there with Raiden at the end outside Federal Hall. However now I'm beginning to think that it was all in Raidens mind, including possibly meeting with Rose.
      The main reason I think this theory could be true is that Snake jumped off Arsenal Gear pursuing Liquid Ocelot. Snake manages to place a tracker on the manned Metal Gear Ray. I don't think Snake would have the time to chase
      Liquid and then go back to meet with Raiden.
      I could be reading too much into this. However Kojima is a storytelling genius (in my opinion), and he likely would have taken into account how Snake could have met with Raiden if he was busy chasing Metal Gear Ray. Kojima could have intentionally left the ending leaving the player with incomplete facts and left it up to the player to come to their own conclusion.
      Who knows lol. Happy New Year!

    • @ThatMan6058
      @ThatMan6058 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm your 666th like

    • @tiaaaron3278
      @tiaaaron3278 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Mr.CrosshavenYou're wrong. Raiden didn't know what Snake told him in that scene. Snake empowering Raiden and lifting his spirits is an important moment of their dynamics. It's definitely real.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "Snake, I really need your advice, I'm panicking. What would you d-"
    "Locate and hide within a box"
    "I, what?"
    "You hide. Inside a box."
    "That's the dumbest shit I ever heard!"
    "Treat a box with love, not too rough"

    • @solidsnake8008
      @solidsnake8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Don't treat it as just another box.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@solidsnake8008 It was my destiny to be here! In the box!

    • @solidsnake8008
      @solidsnake8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kamikaze4172 YOU should come inside the box, then you'll see what I mean.

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@solidsnake8008 Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! This FOX Unit's a nuthouse!

    • @solidsnake8008
      @solidsnake8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kamikaze4172 Thanks but I've got one more question.

  • @pleonasm545
    @pleonasm545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    Raiden: "OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?!"
    Doktor: "Stay away from her Raiden, she has the cooties."

  • @Mint-Lynx
    @Mint-Lynx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2830

    This had me bursting out laughing within 11 seconds, you are a comedic genius!

    • @yeeter7348
      @yeeter7348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That he is, moment of silence for those who haven't discovered this channel yet.

    • @NebuIex
      @NebuIex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok we had 5 months of silence can we talk now?

  • @jethro3477
    @jethro3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    This is brilliant. Never played any MG game, but still laugh at every video you post.

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't MGS, my dude. It's MGR.

    • @jethro3477
      @jethro3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@bergonath8851 so is the franchise name just Metal Gear?

    • @nikkilatte27
      @nikkilatte27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jethro3477 Same universe my dude

    • @bergonath8851
      @bergonath8851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jethro3477 Yes. Metal Gear Solid is actually the third game in the series, a soft reboot after Metal Gear 1-2. And MGR is in a completely different genre, made by Platinum.

    • @potatoman7594
      @potatoman7594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bergonath8851 mgs, mgr, i just wanna grill for gods sake!

  • @petrajones7904
    @petrajones7904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    and here we see raiden forgetting he has a wife and son, yet again
    This begs the question on if he knew what his wife was doing when they were making the kid

    • @KnightGamer724
      @KnightGamer724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      And now I’m picturing Raiden as Abrdiged Vegeta.

    • @alexmetaverse
      @alexmetaverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      or maybe he freaked out over the blown kiss because, he is, in fact, a married man who loves his wife?

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@alexmetaverse _"Rose is gonna kill me..."_

    • @TDA792
      @TDA792 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't Raiden get cucked by Campbell?

    • @kakyoinnoriaki4154
      @kakyoinnoriaki4154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TDA792 it's just a cover

  • @RnRs77795
    @RnRs77795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    lol I love how Raiden is genuinely emotionally happy to see Snake. Only to let Reality to confirm what he already knows. It goes to show Radien that knows Snake so well, that he doesn’t need to see him again to get a straight answer.

  • @Fr1endly7
    @Fr1endly7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Even if Snake TECHNICALLY didn’t kill his father to my knowledge, Raiden did so he’s on the right track

  • @itsnoro
    @itsnoro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was expecting snake to say "what would snake do?" and keep switching between all the snakes.

  • @gregterteryan4031
    @gregterteryan4031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    If you think about it, "kill your dad then die of old age" can be valid advice for raiden:
    Killing your dad means that you have the willpower to kill a family member, which shows that you have the willpower to survive
    Dying of old age means that you don't die in conbat
    Essentially, Snake is telling him to be brave and not die if you look at it like an english teacher would

    • @pg13snipez
      @pg13snipez ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Makes sense to me

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations on a hundred likes on your comment!

    • @cjcodes
      @cjcodes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you're looking at it like an english teacher would, you're looking at it wrong

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cjcodesThen you must’ve dropped out

  • @k3ldy
    @k3ldy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Yknow everyone asks for a Metal Gear Rising abridged series but I think a Real Time Fandub would also work wonders, especially if you work with people who aren't familiar with the game at all

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I wanna see Snapcube do this game. They seem to have a knack for it with the Sonic series

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@briarmason8737 Imagine Raiden being voiced by Penny and it's Sonic the entire time. Who is married to a woman called Rose. Amy Rose. Anyway, so Raiden says "Playtime's over" in Sonic's voice, what if that's what he sounded like the entire game ?

    • @fenzulshackelford6438
      @fenzulshackelford6438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Breakaway-ic5gj along as Alfred Coleman voices senator armstrong

    • @caspianhorlick4529
      @caspianhorlick4529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fenzulshackelford6438 Oh my god that would be fucking amazing

    • @zachattack1279
      @zachattack1279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@fenzulshackelford6438 nanomachines son they allow me to piss on the moon

  • @LilyaOfTheStars
    @LilyaOfTheStars ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:06 the fact that Raiden has a wife and a kid makes this dialogue funnier

    • @monstrum5211
      @monstrum5211 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      💀💀💀

  • @stovinbaldwin7558
    @stovinbaldwin7558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    "What would big boss do?"
    *flashbacks to Eva, Paz, Quiet*
    "Nevermind."

    • @niko1600
      @niko1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Technically it was Venom that was with Quiet. Besides we all know Big Bosses true love is Ocelot

    • @SoUniqueUser
      @SoUniqueUser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don’t forget the boss

    • @yar0lot05
      @yar0lot05 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SoUniqueUser the boss would be The sorrow

    • @NobleBoss
      @NobleBoss ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@niko1600 "ocelot true love"
      Big Boss smashes Eva in mgs3 ending
      Big Boss smashes Kaz in a date mission
      Big Boss smashes Paz in a date missiom
      Big Medic (Venom) smashes Quiet in pequod helicopter probably
      Big Boss never smashes Ocelot in a game

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@niko1600 "From here on out, you're Big Boss."
      Big Boss (real) to Big Boss (fake) at the end of MGSV: The Phantom Pain

  • @UnkleSanik
    @UnkleSanik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That does feel like exactly what Snake would say.

  • @SoUniqueUser
    @SoUniqueUser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Get in a box, you’ll feel comforted, like it was your destiny to get in the box.”

  • @TheTruepanther
    @TheTruepanther 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I like the idea that his voice changed so much from that moment onwards

    • @scorpionfiresome3834
      @scorpionfiresome3834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Makes sense, everything from the chin down is not his biological body, which includes his vocal cords.

    • @TheTruepanther
      @TheTruepanther 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@scorpionfiresome3834 I have to imagine he has a few things left in there, after all he bled when that guy stabbed him in the "pain this is what I fight for" cutscene.

    • @scorpionfiresome3834
      @scorpionfiresome3834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheTruepanther Turns out, his blood also isn’t natural.

    • @TheTruepanther
      @TheTruepanther 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scorpionfiresome3834 oh lol

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scorpionfiresome3834 It's a bit clearer in the Japanese version, where cyborg blood is white. A neat easter egg as a result is that humans have red blood instead, including Sam as an early hint that he's barely cybernetic.

  • @andrewrayner767
    @andrewrayner767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Snake gives the best advice. Truly an inspiration for a generation of Patricide

  • @nikron6556
    @nikron6556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    P L E A S E make an entire abridged version of the game

  • @slyllamademon2652
    @slyllamademon2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    He could’ve also called in a supply drop in a way that it landed on her, that’s what he did to quiet in MGS5

  • @JudgeNicodemus
    @JudgeNicodemus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Wow, Raiden just did not hesitate one bit with that one.

  • @stevecrafter518
    @stevecrafter518 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Raiden: “I don’t know what to do.”
    Snake:
    “Abortion cost $500,
    Plan B is $50,
    A condom is $5,
    BUT, being gay is free.”

    • @Killy_2049
      @Killy_2049 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Be gay and do Crime!"
      Raiden: "You know I have a girlfriend right?"
      "That doesn't mean anything"

  • @m97polska
    @m97polska ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Raiden: Got any advice?
    Snake: Infinite ammo

  • @bigsalmon7973
    @bigsalmon7973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Love how Raiden called exactly what snake would say but was told that it was rediculous

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, Captain Obvious.

  • @Marqrk
    @Marqrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This channel is just a never ending stream of great content

  • @handlethesenutz
    @handlethesenutz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "what, a woman that's into you?" he says to the man with an ex-wife and son

    • @tdab3883
      @tdab3883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn bro, you never joked about it?

    • @midnightstar2762
      @midnightstar2762 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He still has wife according to codec call

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Raiden: I need help, any advice?
    Gray fox: fight in the Rhodesian bush war and adopt her as a foster sister now that she's an orphan.

  • @narcolepticred7376
    @narcolepticred7376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    This is unironically one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen, the “Ohhh my goooddd” leaves me wheezing every time

  • @boinkboinky2074
    @boinkboinky2074 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    i like how raiden does the snap back to reality where he says what he's thinking out loud

  • @thegirthquake8574
    @thegirthquake8574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I enjoy how this is essentially Raiden going back in time via a simulation, only to summon a simulated snake.. who manages to say exactly what Raiden thought he'd say. The AI could've said ANYTHING else.

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s basically Chiaki

    • @seashellguy9416
      @seashellguy9416 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      finest patriot technology

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Coming back here after watching that 6 hour long MG lore video after realizing that Snake really did kill his parents then die of old age is hilarious.

  • @Ramash440
    @Ramash440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Well, Raiden already killed his replacement dad by the end of MGS2 AND has a biological child, checking the "woman who's into you" box. Get lost, Kevin.

  • @FluffzMcGee
    @FluffzMcGee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At first I was laughing, then I was expecting a touching moment after hearing "Can't say goodbye" begin to play, then back to laughing. Keep up the amazing work.

  • @maucazalv903
    @maucazalv903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    0:43 its funny to imagine that he was speaking up while still calling Kev, but he is probably used to it(?

  • @thetimasir1887
    @thetimasir1887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I absolutely love this videos and ideas, because it is incredibly funny. I really really want to be part of it and help to make this bigger and create the whole Abridged series because it will explode with popularity and fame, I’m sure of it.

  • @ВладиславБулаев-л3э
    @ВладиславБулаев-л3э 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "I don't know what to do... Do you have any advice?"
    *awkward silence*
    *"SQUEEZE MY HOG"*

  • @Samarai-hf9si
    @Samarai-hf9si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I still don't get why Jack reacts like he got shot at or something in the original cutscene, is there something about it I'm missing or does he really just freak out about having a kiss blown at him?

    • @confusedjay717
      @confusedjay717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      he's just really loyal to his wife

    • @tVt2000
      @tVt2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      It’s been so long since a chick hit on him

    • @funnywes
      @funnywes  3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      taking this interpretation as canon that's really funny

    • @anonguy772
      @anonguy772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Ok but like unironically, it's probably because he's far away as hell zooming in with his eye and Mistral blowing a kiss at him means she saw him despite the distance, hence panik
      Also he's married
      Alsoalso I don't doubt they could come up with some way to kill someone at long range by blowing a kiss at them in MG

    • @briarmason8737
      @briarmason8737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It's Metal Gear. Being attacked by a blown kiss is definitely something I can see them doing.

  • @dmytrogalan1005
    @dmytrogalan1005 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Would've been more fitting for Raiden to reply: stfu I got a wife and a kid, the only way a woman would think about you is for a restriction warrant

  • @csam9167
    @csam9167 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Raiden. You have to date her. Then dump her to get drunk in Alaska"

  • @Rad-Dude63andathird
    @Rad-Dude63andathird ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how the mental image Raiden has for this is literally set moments after he killed his dad. Unless Snake meant his bio one, in which case Jacky-Boy has some necromancy to get up too. Gee thanks, Mr. President.

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Any advice snake?”
    “YA GOTTA BOX?”

  • @desolatortrooper7196
    @desolatortrooper7196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Well technically Raiden already killed Solidus when his discussion with Snake happened.
    Maybe that why he wanted to kill Vamp in MGS4 to kill his other ''daddy''.

  • @deltad3592
    @deltad3592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's at least half of how you beat the sniper guy in MGS3

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And funny enough, Snake's actual advice to Raiden at the end of MGS2 was some of the most profound words in gaming history. XD

  • @whateversgoinonhere6427
    @whateversgoinonhere6427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Well, to be fair, Snake did all three
    He calmed down, killed his dad, and died at an old age of 45 (or was it 50? Dunno he hasn't checked in yet)

    • @alexcerzea
      @alexcerzea 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it was 44

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey ปีที่แล้ว

      42 isn’t old.

    • @racerwilson152
      @racerwilson152 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Biologically he would be around the same age as naked snake

    • @DaGalaxyBoy
      @DaGalaxyBoy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@TheErikaloveyif you saw how Solid Snake looked like at age 42, you wouldn't be saying that

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When an introvert leaves the house for 2 hours and gets in contact with a woman.

  • @mrintruder
    @mrintruder ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Depends on which snake. If we are talking naked snake he would just talk about guns, venom would stay silent, liquid would ramble about his DNA, solidus would think that the woman is a patriot A.I. and solid would probably kill his dad and die of old age.

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "What would snake do?"
    "KILL HIS DAD THEN DIE OF OLD AGE?"
    Call me Snake's dad cuz I died

    • @solidsnake8008
      @solidsnake8008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Of old age

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@solidsnake8008 I am both Snake and Snake's Dad

  • @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961
    @raidenthenctzenwithinsomni4961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What would Snake do?"
    "..."
    "Hey Mistral... you got a great butt!"

  • @Demomanflower
    @Demomanflower 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "NO ONE'S HERE TO SAY"
    "MY NAME" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @horsearcher9325
    @horsearcher9325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    MGS is what happens when clone siblings have daddy issues. They even fight each other over who gets to play with the robot toy and practice wrestling moves they saw on tv on each other.

    • @matchedpowerofthesun
      @matchedpowerofthesun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ve never heard a more accurate description and I hate it

  • @roronoazoro8789
    @roronoazoro8789 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Remember Raiden, abortion is 500$ but being gay is free

  • @Bean_Sprout_Official
    @Bean_Sprout_Official 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Raiden what about your wife and child?? XD Wonderful work as usual, Wes!

  • @pasalasaga
    @pasalasaga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    If for some weird ass reason Konami decides to finally make a sequel to Rising: Revengeance, I want this guy to make a few jokes on the plot and make Raiden a little bit more clumsy. Idk just love the idea.

  • @lephoquebleu8302
    @lephoquebleu8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how different his cyborg voice is, hahaha
    you're really funny, wes

  • @21stCenturyNabokov
    @21stCenturyNabokov 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Raiden:Kev, you know that I have a wife and a child right?

  • @tiaaaron3278
    @tiaaaron3278 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I know these are jokes and all but Snake always gave good advice to Raiden. At the end of mgs2, Raiden was lost and demoralised and there was Snake who came and helped him with good advice. Then in mgs4, he told Raiden he's the "lightning in the rain." I don't think people understand that's why Raiden goes with this name. He disowns "Jacks" and chooses Raiden as a name for himself.
    Honestly, if it wasn't for Solid Snake, Raiden might have turned up like Solidus or Big Boss. Or drowned in his own misery.

  • @drewsclues5394
    @drewsclues5394 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I mean, he’s already done the first step.

  • @mydogbuddy07
    @mydogbuddy07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    😅 I was expecting Snake to suggest doing a secret photoshoot,
    Like what happened in MGS4 with the beauty and the beast unit.

  • @digitalnative5678
    @digitalnative5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My favorite part about this is the change in tone and inflection between MGS2 and MGRR Raiden

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just tell her she's pretty good. Works every time, trust me.

    • @igorscrok9403
      @igorscrok9403 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many times have you done this before? I'm curious.

    • @caiusactinunwise1412
      @caiusactinunwise1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      makes my snake solid or somethin

    • @bashful_boot7207
      @bashful_boot7207 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell her that oclects are proud creatures

  • @on_the_inverse_5193
    @on_the_inverse_5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought this was gonna be a "dropping a resupply crate on quiet" meme

  • @georgesears934
    @georgesears934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Uh, Raiden already did that first part. Twice. So I guess now we just wait...

  • @_skib_
    @_skib_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly expected a "Byyyyeeeee Raaaiiideeeennnnn" joke. This is funnier

  • @Breakaway-ic5gj
    @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alternative ending:
    "Raiden, if you ever fall for a woman, make sure she has balls."

    • @ketrub
      @ketrub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he has a wife

    • @matchedpowerofthesun
      @matchedpowerofthesun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ketrub well does rose have any balls

  • @suspiciousobscurity9886
    @suspiciousobscurity9886 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i saw this video before playing the mgs games, didnt get the joke, and then i played them all, and now its is a million times funnier

  • @UFOToaster
    @UFOToaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm so glad i found your channel,these videos are pure gold!
    Always make me crack up with laughter! xD

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just remembered that Snake never died on screen, nor has it ever really been mentioned that he died in canon. I love that.

    • @LostSoulSilver
      @LostSoulSilver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's living his best life as a 90 year old in Alaska

  • @hamsterman5735
    @hamsterman5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These skits are team four stars levels of great.

  • @cathedralofsmile
    @cathedralofsmile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every upload is a blessing.

  • @NeepNeepPohn
    @NeepNeepPohn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You need to go back even further to Big Boss, who kills his mom and then dies of old age

  • @Aflay1
    @Aflay1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God I love the transition from flashback to reality. Just...everything. The whole thing. **Chef's kiss**

  • @MrFiend.07
    @MrFiend.07 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was expecting Raiden to get himself in a cardboard box

  • @joeltrekwars2162
    @joeltrekwars2162 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Realistically, Snake would probably tell him to find a cardboard box.

  • @fatherjuice7100
    @fatherjuice7100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every video about mgr you have made is a masterpiece

  • @pieceofkurt1280
    @pieceofkurt1280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I expected him to say "Flirt with every women *honestly* " but that was more literal of his goal

  • @electrineer788
    @electrineer788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i swear raiden has a wife which makes this funnier

  • @steelwix
    @steelwix ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Snake voice acing is CRAZY

  • @ninjartist36
    @ninjartist36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kevin: What would Snake do?
    Snake: *Hides in a corner and spams Nikita missiles*

    • @mobgabriel1767
      @mobgabriel1767 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So he would play super smash brothers?

  • @TalleyBellum
    @TalleyBellum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like to think that Raiden was actually talking to the ghost of Solid Snake in that moment
    Must've had that wooden sword on him

  • @Bombernick
    @Bombernick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i swear, that's the best one yet

  • @JoCoHo
    @JoCoHo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At least he was straight with him and didn't get all preachy again

  • @machinegun7547
    @machinegun7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sincerely, you have got the best impression of MGS2 and MGR:R Raiden I've ever heard, and your Solid Snake impression is pretty fucking great too. To give a little bit of honest criticism, sometimes the Raiden voice comes through a little too much during the Snake voice, but it's something I had to pay kinda close attention to even notice in the first place anyway. I love that fucking Raiden voice though.

  • @annoyingidiotfr
    @annoyingidiotfr 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    raiden took ONE fulton.
    you can already hear Kaz.

  • @levinlorelei
    @levinlorelei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    God I would DIE for an MGR Abridged this shit is so good.

  • @th4h3
    @th4h3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am impressed that this is a woman voice acting. You are really good

  • @kylegutzwiller3328
    @kylegutzwiller3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We need a mod where every cutscenes in the game is replaced by every meme you've made please I beg of you

  • @libruhmoment6387
    @libruhmoment6387 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can the alternate ending of this be snake giving him advice on how being gay is free compared to a condom or abortion

  • @oscarozzieozborne5783
    @oscarozzieozborne5783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was expecting it.
    Saw it from mile a way.
    Yet, it still got me.

  • @THawkMedia
    @THawkMedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What, a woman who's in to you"
    He asked the guy with a wife and son in New Zealand

    • @Bmat-da-acoustic
      @Bmat-da-acoustic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah uh...They broke up in Meral Gear Solid 4

    • @slickcalf985
      @slickcalf985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Bmat-da-acoustic no they didn't, MGR takes place after MGS4

    • @DaGalaxyBoy
      @DaGalaxyBoy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Bmat-da-acousticget literally get back together at the end of the game