Barstool Pizza Review - Sammataro (Austin, TX) Bonus Taco Review
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ส.ค. 2024
- Dave stops by a small food truck commune in Austin and tries Cuantos Tacos and a very promising pizza food truck in Sammataro.
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As soon as he started pouring the red sauce instead of the green sauce, I knew he didn’t know the rules.
I was like this man is giving varsity level salsa to a middle school bench player
As soon as he put his giant ass fingers almost right into his food I kinda almost threw up
@@kyles5513 man! Like he was trying to use Dave's plate to scrape under his nails.
@PCLOADLETTER I’m learning those rules right now. Pray for me.
I thought the exact same thing! 😂 😂 😂 😂 Tomato is as spicy as Steve gets. Everyone knows the rules.
I love how Dave absolutely refuses to ever use whole numbers, to the point where they simply do not exist on his scale. “It’s between a 7.9 and 8.1” gee if only there was a number between those that you could use Davy Boy
It’s a rookie score, everybody knows the rules
Mad respect for Dave playing while injured. I’ve heard some compared to mouth injuries in the good game to be equal or worst than an Achilles tear.
*tear
You need to try again with this one
*food
Could have been an 8.1 comment if you left it in the oven another 2 minutes.
Almost the exact same as the Jordan flu game
Dave, tacos before pizza? That's a big time rookie move!
Probably would have been fine if homie wouldn't of put that brown eye burner sauce on that taco lol
That's what I said too what the hell is Dave thinking come on Dave one bite everybody knows the rules
Agree the Pizza was the Bonus review
@@obiwanshanobi2662 I found it pretty rude and desperate to shove a taco review in his face without at least waiting for him to try the pizza first.
@@lisafan6365 yes ma'am I concur
It’s never Dave’s fault, everybody knows the rules
Lol well it’s time he takes accountability for his actions
😂😂 fuckn literally
Yeah how would he know that tacos might be spicy.
Dummy's done how many pizza reviews, but here he eats spicy hot street tacos before the pizza review. Someone tell him that's a rookie move.
It’s always Steve’s fault.
Dave readjusting the pizza score,what a Guy! Everybody knows the rules!
He realized the lady didn't hate him so it went to 8.1
He officially unofficially adjusted the score. Steve must be messing with Dave’s head.
@@NS-ie2ld AHAHAHAH everybody (no one) knows the rules.
Seeing Dave struggle with heat of the taco I really want to see him on Hot Ones show
That was probably sauce 5 on hot ones at most
Bruh if Dave got all worked up about that salsa he'd never make it on Hot Ones.
@@Sportsr4lyfe93 probably maybe 6
@@GMoney1981 shit, if someone like Bill Burr could power through, I think Steve could
@Simple Voice Reviews SVR not a chance. Dave can't take the spice like a man. Probably number 4. Seeing Dave try the Bomb would definitely put this year on a fast track to be remembered.
Dave is the greatest pizza reviewer of all time. Even if he does a spicy "bonus" taco review right before he does the pizza review and messes up his taste buds and compromising the review.
Best of all time isn't saying much since there aren't a lot of people that do pizza reviews
That’s why he’s the best
personally I think he's too biased for specific types of pizza. counter productive having a favorite type when comparing to so many variations. also what's the deal with only cheese?
@@jairm4377 that’s why he explains his scoring range for different genres of pizza. For example, lets say he was to review a Neapolitan pizza. Those start at a 6.8. So any Neapolitan in the mid 7 range would be the equivalent of a NY style scoring a 8.5 or higher. People focus too much on the big scores. Those are specific to ny and new haven spots. He’s not gonna give many wild spots higher than a mid 8. As for why he reviews just cheese - Cheese is the most basic pizza of all. If you can’t make a good cheese, you aren’t a good pizza spot. Toppings are like makeup. The cheese is the start; everything builds upon it.
Dave lives on the wild side
Lol Dave really is a character. I’m wavering between the 7.9 or 8.1. Believe it or not Dave, some pizzas deserve an 8.0.
Rookie score
Everybody knows the rules one bite yada yada yada
Dave doesn’t know the rules, everybody knows the rules
he feels guiltily because he knows he gave it a low score because he thought that woman hated him, as soon she said hi he realized he screwed up
Lol
That woman knows the rules of Dave’s heart
Theres rules?!!?!?!
Dave is learning about REAL Mexican tacos
Nothing more than 20 minutes away from the border is REAL Mexican tbh.
@@MikeChamp 🤓
Texmex is cheeks tho.
How do you get past the horrible taste of the shells they are dry and have no flavor and they always add two of them like why
Yee yee
Those tacos looked bomb, and that pizza is OFFICIALLY an 8.1
That had 8 written all over it, if it wasn't from a food stand guarantee thats 8.5
this is texas, those tacos are everywhere! cant beat the food here.
It's only an 8.1 to calm down the lynch mob, let's be serious
@@shawnwilley3345 yeah I can’t wait to try some Texas bbq someday I enjoy my Chicago style food but man I love bbq 😩
@@shawnwilley3345 Except, the pizza is garbage... really anything besides bbq and some of the tacos is garbage.
Dave bumping the score after he found out the girl didn’t dislike him. Everyone knows the rules.
"A good little hit". Dave felt that one.
Pause!!! >:)
Good of pres to have a respectable post match interview, giving a reflection of performance. Sign of a true pro.
I say error on Pres. Should have known the hot sauce was having a negative impact and should have accounted for it "in the moment" not afterward. Major screw job for the pizza truck.
@@peachbottom2010 I feel like the coach could have rested pres a little before going in on the pizza
Homie put a proper pour of that red sauce on like Dave was Mexican. 🤣
Also Dave/Steve wolfing down 3 tacos before a review shows the power of tacos when you're buzzed. Best eaten when standing up, in cold weather and after a few drinks.
As an Australian and as Melbournian hearing The Teskey Brothers playing in the background of a food truck compound in Austin, Texas was soooo cool 😎 🤙🏼🍕
Sounds suspect to me
@@madflavour8548 you sound suspect to me. Gtfoh
Every time Dave reviews a non-pizza item (tacos, donuts, fried dough, cheesesteaks etC), it is almost always an 8.5 - 9.5
That's partially because the non-pizza items he eats are what the restaurants are really for.
Well he does mostly pizza reviews, that just might be why
"I had no sensation and it happened too fast"
-Dave, 2023
That alone earns my vote 😂
No excuses in the pizza game, everybody knows the rules...even Steve
Dave getting sauced by another man, everybody knows the rules
Bruh 😂
and Dave thought that was really hot
It was a real Magic Moment
LOVE the first ever post pizza review haha. Gotta love the honesty. Good guy Dave!
One bite, everybody knows Dave needs to come here to Mexico City and start reviewing taquerias. Keep up the great work.
An honest, ideological man. Big props to you for changing the score, that pizza looked fucking FIRE!!! And an AWESOME Taco review to go alongside it!! looks so delicious!! Keep it up man
Jesus just said Steve was honest therefore he’s going to heaven.
I ate over 50 street tacos over 10 days while in Mexico City/ Puebla on one trip. Good stuff! Always got them spicy!
Haha
mexican food isn't spicy lol
@@ChrisGugliuzza Ummm... Yes, it definitely can be.
Just don’t drink water...cerveza only. 😏
@@TomWatsonB1 hardly. never had Mexican food that was spicy..you must be white
That pizza looked amazing to me and wish we had something even close that that here in NH! It looked like an 8.1 to me and especially after.
Oak Craft Pizza in Nashua or Mike's Pie in Hudson are probably the best in NH.
You gotta find yourself a traditional Italian friend who makes his own at home 🤌
Pizza in NH is way better than pizza in Austin.
eating good pizza while teskey brothers playing in the backround is life!
Thanks for coming clean dave i appreciate it.
26 bucks is crazy,good for them, but as a pizza truck owner I appreciate the double back review. Dave being legitimate everybody knows the rules
I live in Austin. I wanted to try that place out because it scored so high on the one bite app (the highest in Austin) but i haven’t been willing yet to shell out 26 plus tax.
@@stant7122 Tried it this past weekend and it was great! They moved down the street a bit
Saw this guy on "Somebody Feed Phil". Super passionate and knowledgable about Mexico City style tacos.
I watch that man Phil too lmaooo
So funny that Dave knows exactly what the viewers are thinking as he takes multiple bites! Haha
Dave backtracking on what looked fire pizza and the tacos tbh, respect. everybody knows the rules.
at a buffet, i personally sneak corndogs into the buffet so others can enjoy them. I hide 6 corndogs in my jacket pockets. it then, is a joy for me to see other patrons of the establishment eat my corndogs thinking they were part of the buffet.
Fire
Chad move
Thank you Ryan
You’re off your meds again Doctor!
I can see why you're a Dr
Steve "It's not my fault I ate spicy tacos before doing my review" Portnoy, everybody
Jeff Fenech was awarded the super flyweight belt 30 years after the fight. A next morning score tweak is doable af
Drunk Dave in the hipster hotel room is the best Dave.
Glad he recovered and tried again with a more accurate score 👌🏽
I go here all the time, have tried a bunch of high 8s and low 9s rated by Dave in the north east. Mid 8s is where this pizza lands for me relative to the others I've had. Easily the best in Austin if you're here and haven't tried it.
One bite everybody knows the post review was done on the throne.
Dave just created beef between the taco and pizza people forever.
Being a man that has crohns, I seriously wish I could try the random foods that you do Dave. Bless up, stay up!!!
I'm in the same boat, with diverticulitis to boot. Sometimes though, I just eat what I want knowing that I will suffer for it.
Always worth it in the moment I'm eating. Never worth it later. I have been out of work for 2 days in a row because I ate a tiny bit of something I shouldn't have. I've wondered if it would feel better to just rip my stomach and intestines out... I've prayed to Gods I don't believe in. I've made deals with them. Anything to not have to be experiencing the trauma. Swearing, I'll stay away from those foods in the future, and never holding to it.
I tell people all the time, that I don't wish this on my worst enemy. I even have a worst enemy I might wish some minor amount of ill upon. Not Chron's. Not diverticulitis.
There are so many foods I 100% cannot eat, and as a lover of food, it is a fucking nightmare.
@@NaptownClassic first of all, I wish you the best with your situation.
Second, I don't think I've experienced the pain that you have. I got diagnosed with Crohns about 8 months ago and I've only had about 2 bad episodes so far... So I dont mean to make it seem like I completely understand your struggle, because it's really new to me.
3rd.. bro, I hope things get better for you!!
@Nick Gurr-Zargay your name and comment are crazy. I wish you happiness though. Bless up
When Dave came back i thought he was going to say he's been sharting tacos for 6 hours
One bite everyone knows the rules, eats the whole piece!! Love it
I moved to Austin in October and have been looking for an authentic pizza since new years. Good timing, thanks 😆
Dude I’m a NYer that moved here in July …there’s NOTHING
Pedroso is the best in Austin. This place is overpriced and overhyped.
I wonder if there is someone on earth that has eaten at more different pizza places than Dave, if not he needs a world record.
One bite everybody knows Dave didn't get permission to film today.
Respect for going back and changing the score. Looks like a good pie
This is why we love El Presidente
One bite, everybody knows Dave can’t handle the heat.
Imagine charging $26 for a pizza out of a food truck. Stay classy Austin.
Yeah, no way that's worth $26. Don't care if it's in the 9's, still not worth $26. Heck, Detroit style in my area, is $20 for cheese and you get a HELL of a pizza!
It's like that in major cities.
but yea that is ridiculous.
@@06VistaBlueGT1 you wouldn't pay $26 for a pizza you're supposed to plan a trip around?
The inflation is real. Food costs for smaller operations are magnified.
@@hellogfa not if it's like around the corner. I did try a spot Dave said was an 8.5 in Bordentown, Palermo's. That was an hour but only $15 for an 18" pie. THAT was worth it.
Can't wait for the spin-off series Two Bites Taco Reviews.
Shoutout to the guy with the prosthetic leg, what a real one!
You are my favorite Jewish pizza reviewer!!!
Same
Lol
Favorite Jewish guy period!
Everybody knows the rules.
Best Jewish pizza reviewer on TH-cam hands down lol.
Those tacos looked legit af
I love pouring the spicy red sauce and the mild green sauce together on the taco.
The commitment to the game is impressive.
Dave “not my fault, changing the score” Portnoy
Never would have guessed a food truck could make a legit pizza.
An 8.1 no less. Did not see that coming.
One of the best pizzas in my east TN town is from a food truck. They call it new haven style.
8.1 readjusted from the 7.9 is nice to see. I always wondered whether or not he would actually give a fair revaluation or not off of any hiccups off the review during the time. Awesome looking pie!
we need taco reviews. davey tacos. need it. we all do.
The pizza place and the taco place should collaborate and make a pizza topped with the taco truck's brisket & chorizo with their "Burn Dave's Mouth" sauce drizzled on top.
One bite, you guys got permission to film on my patio today?
Much respect for admitting you acted like a jabroni and ate spicy tacos before pizza, and the addendum.
Every now and then I am sure he will do a rookie score and put in an 8.
Nah fam never neva ever
Dave knowing he's next after the Andrew Tate arrest. Everyone knows the rules.
Everybody*
Dave your a good man for re-posting the score. I think you are growing up Dave. Having hot food does throw of your taste buds for a bit.
Nice edit at the end Dave!
Straight up pizza talk, 8.2 yeah 💚
That shadow that hit his face right when he announced the score was magical!
The need to make sure the people have the truth with an update is why you're the review goat!🐐That's true respect for the game, Dave.
You are the Man Dave....to humble yourself that you made an error in judgement....keeping your character in tact and giving an 8.1 where it is due.
“All the hippes generally hate me” 😂
Dave channels his inner Cartman, " These goddamn hippies!"
THANK YOU FOR THE POST CONFESSION!
Respect for the score revision Dave , it looked better than a 7.9 , but I understand the score after killin 3 proper “Texico” tacos
Teaching Northerners how to eat Mexican food is such an Honor 😭🥂
At least he came back through and helped them out good man!
One spicy bite, It is never the Prez's fault, Everybody knows the rules.
another good video! great to see you vibing with the locals and it's cool the chick from the food truck came out too, my man was back there in the food truck scoping the situation :)
anyway my take on this, watching people who cannot handle spicy food is so got damn hilarious and even cute in a way. i put either ground chilli or ground cayenne pepper, tobasco sauce or any habenero or siracha hot sauce on pretty much every meal i eat (no i don't eat breakfast meals i eat 2 dinners every day)
i cannot survive without having at least a months worth of hot spices/sauces in my pantry, just so i know i won't run out.
kudos on upping the score of the pizza in the end, the pizza makers seem legit and the pizza looked like it was made with love, extra credit to them for adding the basil imho. peace!
Dave comin in with the pizzas score and the people’s score, everybody knows the rules
Holy shit as soon as I said 7.9 in my head he was like “If you’re a veteran you know I’m between 7.9-8.1” 🤣
I see what Steve is trying to do here, this channel will soon become One bite Mexican review. Dave put a stop to this please 🙏
Dave don't even know his own rules, one bite of a PIZZA everybody knows the rules . LOL .
Recently found your channel and I love it. I wish you would come to Sweden and try our pizzas out. I think we might be the best in the world on pizza. I never been in america but I been in Norway,Denmark,Spain,Greece,Holland,Italy and they have all been shit compared to Swedish pizza. Also we have pizza sallad that is served with every pizza you eat.
Love the transparency Dave. I stand with you
Cool move at the end, this why you are El Presidente !!🙏🏻👍🏻🎩🍀
Gives some of the best Chicago pizza joints, that have been around for years, 7-something scores.
Gives a food truck two years in the game damn near an 8. You can't make this shit up
Taco reviews Dave is a genius!!!
Dave calls an auditable….respect!
"One piece. Everybody knows Dave breaks his own rule." 🤣🤣😂
ONE Bite everyone knows the rules... Dave's confessional
I live down the street from here love when I see videos in my neighborhood🤷♂️
Ate here today after seeing the review yesterday. Dave was right on. They are already experiencing the Barstool Boom too. They were crazy busy today!
"This is the special Acosta--"
If you look closely, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment Dave's brain breaks in two
I’m a hippie in Portland and I even lived in Austin for a while. I like you. I know some other people around watch your videos too.
If Davey is a 6.0 on the taco expert scale, then his 8.7 can be adjusted to 5.22. Have a nice day.
In future, do the pizza FIRST, THEN do the whatever else you were offered while present.
Hahaha I waited in that La Barbeque line 😂😂
Glad you did the right thing Dave 🫰
As an Austinite I am glad Dave is giving our city a chance again after Home Slice.
For real
I love this new year longer review videos!