when i was 3 years old i shoved 19 paintbrushes down the drain of our communal pre-school sink. then the teachers called the plumbers, they came to our school, sat us all down, and asked who had the audacity to commit this pre-school felony. i raised my hand proudly with a smile on my face. i’m drawn to sink drains to this day.
@@FrancosBabyGirl dang when I was younger my stupid a** self decided to play on an old stage in my grandmothers friends backyard with my cousins. I was told to be careful but I ended up falling off the stage. I woke up to my mother in front of my face crying in joy because I woke up.. I'll never forget it. It was so at night.
I used to bury our kitchen spoons in the backyard. I was convinced that hundreds of years later archeologists would dig them up. My mom always wondered why we never had any spoons.
When I was little I heard the smoke detector in the kitchen go off. They always said in school if there was a fire to Stop, Drop, and Roll. I guess I missed the part where you were supposed to be on fire at the time, and I wasn’t quite sure when to stop. So my mom found me just rolling back and forth on the living room floor 😂😂😂
I remember trying to “trap” my mum as revenge for disrespecting me in the tiny toy room with a plastic play food trail and a plastic basket to try and trap her like a mousetrap. Didn’t work for obvious reasons.
My parents used to always listen to this Christian talk radio show when I was growing up. I was about 6 or 7 and that day I was in the room with my mom while she was listening to it. The host on the radio then mentioned their prayer line and said whoever called would get a free radio at the end of their call. I tried to leave the room without being too obvious, grabbed our landline and booked it to the bathroom. I dialed the number and then proceeded to fake cry about how I needed Jesus in my life. I sat there for 3 minutes listening to him pray. After he finished he brought up the radio. I got so excited and he asked for my address. I began to give it to him but then heard my mom coming down the hall. I hung up so fast and for the rest of the day I was pissed at her because I never got my free radio.
when i was 8 , my brother was 10 . we were playing outside & he gave me a sprite. within 30 minutes , i was being flown out to a different city because my brother put LIGHTER FLUID in the bottle & made me drink it.
When I was younger I randomly asked my mom, "how do you get a black eye" she then proceeded to tell me "you get punched in the face-", before she could finish her sentence I punched myself in the face... And got a black eye 😂
“There are no fairies in sleeping beauty...it’s the one where she falls asleep and the prince had to kiss her..an- and- and the dwarves..🤨🤔” you got 2 different stories mixed up Alonzo 😂😂
😂🤣😂🤣 When My brother was about 7 he tried giving my dads roommate bird a bath... it didn't survive an when she asked what happened he played dumb an said he had no idea..
Also, Alonzo ranting about “who remembers what they did at 6 months old”... Alonzo, calm down... parents tell their kids stories of dumb shit they did as babies and children all the time. The person who ripped their dads nipple ring out at 6 months old probably heard the story from their parents about a dozen hundred times.
When I was 5 my dad was trying to teach me golf in the backyard. My sister distracted him and when I swung the club back it knocked 2 of his front teeth out. I told him "dad! Put that under your pillow. The tooth fairy will make you rich!"
I’m going to pretend like I’ve never done anything stupid when I was a kid while I read everyone else’s stories. BTW whoever is Tana, your fans are looking for you.
Something I did as a kid was that I sold a used carmex chapstick to a boy in my grade(I was in like kindergarten) I got $60 outta that (it was his picture money) also got an mp3 player for a pencil and I then sold the MP3 player for a drone helicopter toy I was an amazing scammer but I don’t do that no more since I’m older. Oh also I had a jolly rancher and bit it and it stuck my teeth shut and I cried and had to have my friend pry my mouth open. I’ve done some stupid stuff
Early teens, I was visiting a friend in town and it was considered “grown” to walk to this one corner store. It was hot out, so I got a frozen Charleston chew candy bar. Unfortunately, I was dumb enough to bite down on it with my molars. It stuck my jaw shut like it was cement! I kept trying to pry my mouth open and we didn’t want to tell her mom or no more “grown” privileges! I kept trying and ended up dislocating my jaw and the damn candy bar was still stuck on my top molars 😐
When I was little I was a perfect angel. Stop laughing. lol. My brother on the other hand, well...He wanted to play Batman. He ties a towel around his neck and jumps off the roof. He broke his arm. He told our Momma that he forgot that it was Superman who could fly.
When I was about 4 or 5 years old, I was really into Jaws. My mom took me to the zoo one day and we were sitting by the shark tank. A little boy about the same age asked his mom "What do sharks eat?" Well, me not knowing any better... I looked at him with a straight face and said "people" then went back to watching the sharks. Needless to say he cried pretty hard and my mom and I got a lot of dirty looks. My mom thought it was funny.
When i was about four my mom didn’t want to get up and make me breakfast so i put cheese and bread in the toaster and when i couldn’t get it out i stuck a butter knife in it and shorted out the power. She never forgot to make me breakfast that.
@@rebeccataylor1273 when I was 2-3 it was like 7 am or 6 I got up and how to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich there's peanut butter all over the floor in my face there was jelly on my legs abs my face my mom woke up and came in there I was smiling Lol
When I was little, I used to think that movie scenes where someone was killed were real. My thought process was that the casting people did auditions for people who didn't mind to die in a movie so they can have someone for those scenes.
Oh man, my son did the same thing! He was just under a year old, I was sleep... real scary stuff for sure, his big toe had a burnt tip where the electricity exited. He just cried a lil bit for a few mins but was fine, never has he reached for another outlet again. And I kept everything cleaned up real good after that, we both learned a hard lesson that day.
One of these days, I want to be the guy to make him watch or re-watch *all* the movies he either doesn't remember, or didn't watch and buy him a thousand Spider-Woman comics so he could know who the hell Spider-Woman is.
I thought that when Scotland was voting for independence that every Scottish person would dig around the border and push the land mass into the North Sea. Didn’t know land borders exists lol
The dumbest thing I did was when I was in Colorado with my dad’s side of the family and my uncle took me, my other uncle, and 2 cousins to a ground cave where bats lived. When we was going back I was watching where I stepped at because there was cactuses all over, but when I was trying to step over a small cactus I lost my balance. So I had to hold my pants away from my ass until we got to his house in the mountains. When we got back, I told my aunts I fell on a cactus coming back, and I had to have one aunt pull them out of my butt because there was a lot, and she was the only one who could see it. It took about a good hour to an hour and a half to pull them all out. Now when it comes around summer time when we went to Colorado, my uncle that took me there brings it up when we’re with other family members on dad’s side of the family. I still remember the pain I felt and having no one believe it until they saw how bad it was. Thank god for aunts who lives in mountains and knows what to look for!
My mom told me that when I was like 2 we were in Walmart and we were looking at some hamburger meat. There was a guy standing where we needed to be. My mom said I turned around and said to the guy "your in our way" my mom horrified says "no ma'am we say excuse me" 😂 my little sarcastic ass turns back to the guy and says "excuse me your in our way" I'm 21 now and we still talk about it😂
When I was about 6, I remember I would climb on top of the counters in my mom's apartment to get food. This particular month we had jelly beans so I got my stool and climbed up on the counter. I grabbed the jelly beans and just as I was about to get them they fell. Everywhere. My stupid self jumped off the counter and landed face first on the hard floor, I was so focused on not getting caught so I just tried to eat the jellybeans off the floor while proceeding to cry because I landed face first on the floor. I got grounded but at the end of the day it was worth it cause I got to eat jelly beans.
Once when I was in 3rd grade it was time to pack up and get ready to leave. Our backpacks were hanging on hooks outside of the classroom. I decided to gather a group kids around the backpacks to watch me. I then got a running start and jumped on my backpack singing "I came in like a recking ball!" When I jumped on my backpack the hook broke and I slammed into the wall then fell to the ground. All the kids ran back into the classroom with their bags and I got up grabbed my bag and ran to the bathroom. I stayed in there till they said it was time to leave. The teacher kept asking everyone what happened. No one said anything. We never spoke about it since that day.
When I was a kid in school I stuck my finger into a pencil sharpener, thinking if I turned it id get sharp nails like the cat, turns out it doesn't work and rips off your nail instead.
My house has a slight hill in the backyard. We had a hammock connected to two trees slightly down hill. So, my two cousins and I liked to swing the hammock then run up the hill then back down, jumping and landing on the hammock when it was in the air facing us. One time we didn't time it perfectly and it was already heading back toward us. One cousin jumped over it and ended up hurting his jaw. the other got punched by it in the stomach and was sent flying back up the hill. While I was 3 seconds behind them which gave me a bit more time to see what went wrong and I skidded under it ripping the skin on my legs. Parents were upset. We continued to do it though 😹
My family likes to tell me stories about the weird shit I did as a little kid. When I was a toddler, around 3 or 4, I apparently used to climb on top of shelves and furniture and other high places and jump down on top of unsuspecting passersby, attempting to bite them. My favorite movie at that time was The Little Vampire and I apparently was convinced I was one lol
@@Noellebby_ I'm from the UK aswell, and it seems that the first year of US middle school is equivalent to the last year of UK primary school (Year 6) & then the rest is exactly as you described it, hope that makes sense 😊
When I was in kindergarten, I really wasn't feeling like going to school so I wanted to find an excuse not to go. I've watched enough cartoons to know that faking illness is not going to work, so I had a bright idea to injure myself. After taking a bath, I ripped out one of my toe nail clean off with my bare hands. I ran to my mom to show her my bleeding toe, all she said was "Oh..". Still had to go to school that day. I got a scar to remind me of that day
When I was little, I don't remember how little, I was bored waiting in the return line at Walmart with my mom so I started playing wit the payphone. I knew you need to put money in it to actually make a call so I pretended to call the only number I knew: 911. I heard the operator answer and I was shocked that it worked and that the call went through so I tried to hang up the phone, but I didn't actually hang up. A girl nearby who was a little older than me went over to the payphone when I ran away from it. She figured out that I called 911 and told her mom, who told the operator that they didn't have to send anyone that there was no emergency. So at least I learned that 911 works AND it works from a payphone when you don't pay.
Story Number 1: When I was like 4 I thought it was a great idea to jump from my book case to my bed which was like a good 2 feet. I proceeded to tell my 2 year old brother to jump with me. We had a rolling bookcase so when he jumped the book case rolled and he broke his wrist. Before my parents came in I told him to not tell on me. He did anyway and I got the butt whoopin of a life time. Story Number 2: When I was like 8 I had a friend spend the night at my house. I had a bunk bed and we decided to take the mattress off of the top bunk and jump onto it. Before proceeding to jump my friend insisted we eat ice cream sundaes. I was like good idea it will give us energy so we won't be tired. After we ate our ice cream we jumped and my parents came running in when they heard a loud bang and she doesn't spend the night anymore.
Alonzo, I found your channel via a TH-cam recommendation and I love your videos. Your topics of choice, and your comments and comedic throughout the videos makes them extremely entertaining. Feel free to use my story if you decide to do a 6th vid about dumb Things we did as kids. When I was in the 3rd grade, I was playing at a house that was still under construction. The only part that was completed at the time was the frame. One of my friends yelled "workers" and we were all scrambling to get out. Well, as i was leaving, I stumbled and fell down on a pile of lumber butt first. I wound up having to get 2 splinters surgically removed causing me to get 8 stitches in my right buttock. There have been a few times in my life when i had to explain why I have a scar on my butt. Thank God it never killed the mood.
When I was 4-5 i don’t remember but I liked the throw rocks into the air I didn’t understand how gravity worked at the time so I enjoyed watching them fall down and one day I threw one up and it hit my head my dad says after it hit my head I said “ow” and continued throwing them up anyways it wasn’t a big rock but it most definitely did something wrong with my brain 😂
This story is not about me, but about my friend (both of us were 13 at the time of incident) who goes with me on the same bus. One day, she got off at her stop but forgot her little brother (who was 8) in the bus. When she reached home her parents weren't at home. When her parents returned in the evening, they found out that their son was missing. A whole search was done. School authorities found him still sleeping in the bus. He was picked up later in the evening. Funny thing is that everyone in the bus (including me) failed to notice the sleeping kid. 😂😂
I don't remember this, but it is a favorite story in my family. When I was 2 or 3 years old, my grandfather passed away. So the pastor from the church came to visit my mom and set up services and such. Apparently I decided I needed some help in the bathroom and grabbed a fistful of toilet paper and ran out of the bathroom to where my mother, father, and the pastor were sitting. I had brought the toilet paper all the way from the bathroom, still attached to the roll and had my pants pulled down to my ankles. I then procceeded to bend over in front of a PRIEST and ask if he could wipe me. Best moment of my life. 🤦♀️
Dumbest thing I did when I was 5 or 6, I used to put lipgloss on myself and then practice kissing my playroom door. Lets just say when my mom would ask me why there was a bunch of lipstick on the back of the door, I acted like my friend had done it. Never me lmao.
back when i was a kid, my mom used to make me these really gross bologna and cheese sandwiches, (late 80's early 90's bologna and gov cheese) and i could NEVER finish em, so i would throw these half eaten meat sandwiches behind the kitchens radiator!!! my parents could NEVER find where that smell was coming from!!!
At the tender age of 15, my cousin and I were moving a mattress from the 2nd floor to the ground floor. The mattress was too wide for the staircase. Instead of turning it sideways, I decided I want to be like Batista and tackled the mattress instead. One end of the mattress gave way. The mattress stayed at the top of the staircase and I tumbled down the concrete stairway like a slinky. I bounced off of every step on the way down. It was the beginning of the school holidays. My cousin was still laughing at me at the end of the school holidays. I was still limping when I returned to school.
My own stories aren't as exciting, so I'll instead share one about my dad: When my dad was little, and was visiting his grandparents (my great grandparents) in the countryside, my great grandpa told my dad and his cousin to never go up to the second floor of the old barn, because there were some rotten floorboards there. Of course, typical kids, when told not to do something, they have to do it. So my dad and his cousin went up, found the rotten floor boards, and proceeded to test them by stomping on them...Yeah...real smart...The inevitable happened, and my dad fell through. Now, directly below this particular spot, on the first floor of the barn, was a manure cellar full of cow dung...So my dad almost drowned in cow dung (what a nice way to die, right?), but thankfully my grandpa and great grandpa managed to save him in time after my dad's cousin ran for help. One hella scary experience for my dad, and not one he'll forget. My dad told me this story when I was quite young. And again later.
When I was like 8, me and my sister were playing a game, there was a pen right next to me, I picked it up and said oo that's looks yummy. I pulled it apart and put the ring bit that connected the pen in my mouth to see what it tasted like. I ended up swallowing it and being rushed to hospital because I couldn't breathe. I almost died. Let's just say my parents were so angry that everytime I spoke to them (for the next year), they would talk about it 🤦♀️
Ok so when i was 6 I decided to grab everything in my kitchen, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, and spill it all over my walls and floor, i was with my older cousin he was about 19 and he heard something downstairs and came running to find me on the floor spilling some juice on my masterpiece. When my mom got home i legit ran out of the house to the backyard and it was raining and i fell on a puddle
Dummest thing I done THIS IS A TRUE STORY So on my 11th or 12th birthday me and my friends and family went to pizza hut to celebrate where there was a play place and I decided to climb on the outside, as soon as I got to the top my foot got caught and I tried to get it out but ended up letting go and hanging upside down on the outside of the playplace. I was so scared I yelled for my mom and she came and started laughing then yelling saying we’ll maybe you should have not climb on the outside and now you can learn your lesson on climbing things so she left to go get are food and after 2 minutes of me struggling she finally got me down and told me to go stand in the corner after I ate and let’s just say I will never go back to a playplace again.
Sleeping beauty actually has 4 fairies. 3 good fairies that raise the princess in a cottage hidden in the forest till she was old enough for them to take her back to her family after her birthday that she was to prick her finger on a spindle of a spinning wheel. The curse was put on the princess by the 4th Fairy that everyone knows as the most evil and powerful villain of all Disney movie history named Maleficent.
my mom told me this story all the time. when I was 4, my family had a christmas dinner with my dad's boss. That boss had a beer belly and I proceeded to ask whether he was pregnant. Not only that but I started to get close to his belly and put my ear on his stomach hoping I could hear the baby. I hear nothing so I knocked on his belly same way I knocked on the door. My dad was too embarrassed coming to work after winter break.
When I was 3 I asked my 14 year old cousin how to make some money bc I wanted a new doll. He told me some people made money, for instance, by other people getting them hurt on accident, like a lawsuit. I didn’t know exactly what a lawsuit was, but I knew exactly what an accident looked like. So what I did was steal, yes steal, his toy car and go out into the middle of the street. I laid down and placed the car on top of myself and called out for help. When my parents came out and asked what happened I told them in the calmest tone, “Cousin ran me over.” I didn’t get money, but I did get a pat on the back for trying 🤷🏾♀️
Don't what I was expecting, but just imagining a lil one laying with a toy car and yelling for help is too funny!! Cousin ran me over... just the cutest🤣🤩🤣
@@mermaidzoephiahart you're absolutely right, I'm barley noticing it says middle if the street, I was imagining the yard close to the sidewalk. We always stayed in our yard when we were little lol
I was told around 1 year old I ate the nose off one of my grandmother's nativity set figures Also, around 3 years old my mother ordered pizza and while everyone else was in one room I snuck into the kitchen and ate all the cheese off of the pizza but left the sauce and pizza dough and closed the box back up no one realized what I did till 20 or 30 minutes later they thought it was the dogs til they found me finishing the last bit of cheese with sauce all over my hands and face
As a kid when I was like 5 or 6 (I’m 13 now) I was at a neighbors house and they had their grand daughter over and we were friends and she said let’s play a game so the game was to spin around with your eyes closed and do it starting backwards and as soon as I did that I got dizzy and fell into their concrete picnic table and had a huge hole in my head so I had to go to the ER and got stitches . Then a couple weeks to a month after we went to a lady at the doctor and she tried to pull my stitches out with her long a*s nails and my flipped and we left there both pissed off
I also opened all my Christmas presents when I was about 9. I still got them on Christmas. But my parents whooped me real good that year. Blamed it on the cat. Lol
I can’t actually remember this but it’s one of my parents’ favorite stories. I was really little, around 2, and we had spinach with dinner which I was refusing to eat. My dad told me I’m not allowed to leave the table until I’ve eaten the spinach - he always says he knew as soon as he said that he was in trouble. So we both sat there until very late, when he finally got me to somehow eat a bite of spinach and sent me directly to bed. The next morning when I came out, I toddled directly to my father, opened my mouth, and the spinach fell out at his feet. 😂 Then again, maybe not so dumb since I don’t remember ever getting that ultimatum again!
Dumbest thing I did as a kid. When I was at a doc visit, I was bored. So I was cracking the door open and peeking out. My mom and sister said you better quit before you get caught. So as I m peeking out the doc approaches. Out of fear I shove the door closed and caught my bottom lip in the door! The doc freed me as he entered then proceeded to scold my sister and mom for laughing uncontrollably... I still have big lips!!!
When I was around 5 or 6 there was this big window that led to the front yard and i used to make out with the window as practice in case any guy wanted to kiss me. mind you all my neighbours could see cause it was the front yard window
when I was 7 years old my friends and I started a “leaf shop” where we would literally just pick leafs and trade them with each other in our backyards. one time my friends brother wanted to join us but he was only 5 and we didn’t like him so we made him open up a rock shop instead of a leaf shop that way we couldn’t trade with him. he got pissed so he threw the rocks at his sisters head and she had to go to the emergency room
One evening when i was about 15-16yrs old i noticed that the bathroom light went out so i asked my mom where we kept the extra bulbs. after she showed me she said to do the lamp in her room too. when i go in her room i turned the light switch off and reached for the metal part of the bulb (cuz i was told never to remove a bulb by the glass because the oils on the hands were bad for it or something like that). anyways as soon as i touched it my body went rigid i couldn’t move or even breathe for what felt like forevers! the second i could i let go still feeling the affects of the shock. my brother who’s 2yrs younger came in cuz he heard me making weird nosies so i told him what happened. he took a look at it and then said “You forgot to unplug the lamp!” apparently it never occurred to me that you could still get electrocuted with it still being plugged in.😑 to top it all off he proceded to change it for me, screamed loudly pretending to be electrocuted scaring me in the process and then laughed at my face...til this day he doesn’t let me live this down lol😖
My older brother once kissed a recently used iron at our grandparent's house, he was around 5 at the time, our eldest brother then around 10 told him to do it.
I really relate to the final story because when I was two or three, I hid in the cupboard of my Fisher Price kitchen. Scared my parents half to death. They told me that they looked all over me and were about ready to call the cops before they finally checked there. I also played hide and seek with my cousins when I was younger. This one time at my grandmother's house, we played it and my cousins had the hardest time finding me(I'd hidden in the small space between the sofa and a lamp. I didn't fall asleep, though. I got bored because they weren't finding me and went to the kitchen.
when i was 3 years old i shoved 19 paintbrushes down the drain of our communal pre-school sink. then the teachers called the plumbers, they came to our school, sat us all down, and asked who had the audacity to commit this pre-school felony. i raised my hand proudly with a smile on my face. i’m drawn to sink drains to this day.
Omg I work at a daycare and we just pulled paintbrushes out of our sink two months ago 🤣
@@FrancosBabyGirl dang when I was younger my stupid a** self decided to play on an old stage in my grandmothers friends backyard with my cousins. I was told to be careful but I ended up falling off the stage. I woke up to my mother in front of my face crying in joy because I woke up.. I'll never forget it. It was so at night.
Are you a plumper now lol...
How big was that sink drain 😭😭
I used to bury our kitchen spoons in the backyard. I was convinced that hundreds of years later archeologists would dig them up. My mom always wondered why we never had any spoons.
I did this too. I probably buried about 200 spoons before we moved out
Aliens could still dig them up in the future and wonder what they were used for
This is the funniest thing ever 🤣
Can we just appreciate how much he’s been posting for us lately
Amen.
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Amen
Amen, may he bless us with much more. 🙏🏽❤️
Lol right because we usually don't get this from him
When I was little I heard the smoke detector in the kitchen go off. They always said in school if there was a fire to Stop, Drop, and Roll. I guess I missed the part where you were supposed to be on fire at the time, and I wasn’t quite sure when to stop. So my mom found me just rolling back and forth on the living room floor 😂😂😂
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Bah ha ha ha!!
I can’t breathe! Too funny
Hahahahaha that’s great! Hahaha...
I remember trying to “trap” my mum as revenge for disrespecting me in the tiny toy room with a plastic play food trail and a plastic basket to try and trap her like a mousetrap. Didn’t work for obvious reasons.
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A for effort 🤣🤣
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My parents used to always listen to this Christian talk radio show when I was growing up. I was about 6 or 7 and that day I was in the room with my mom while she was listening to it. The host on the radio then mentioned their prayer line and said whoever called would get a free radio at the end of their call. I tried to leave the room without being too obvious, grabbed our landline and booked it to the bathroom. I dialed the number and then proceeded to fake cry about how I needed Jesus in my life. I sat there for 3 minutes listening to him pray. After he finished he brought up the radio. I got so excited and he asked for my address. I began to give it to him but then heard my mom coming down the hall. I hung up so fast and for the rest of the day I was pissed at her because I never got my free radio.
Fuck that go get that radio mister or sister
I’m not a serial killer Alonzo 🤣. I didn’t think I would actually get electrocuted. I couldn’t move and my cousin had to save me.
lol
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Omg I'm soooooo tickled. Glad you ok. Lmao
YOUR COUSIN AND NOT YOUR MOM??
Ok good bc I kind of want to go do that now why idk hope you see this btw is your name actually sims
when i was 8 , my brother was 10 . we were playing outside & he gave me a sprite. within 30 minutes , i was being flown out to a different city because my brother put LIGHTER FLUID in the bottle & made me drink it.
Oh my gosh
Omfg!!!
God dayum!!
Damn what punishment did your brother get
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When I was younger I randomly asked my mom, "how do you get a black eye" she then proceeded to tell me "you get punched in the face-", before she could finish her sentence I punched myself in the face... And got a black eye 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣tf?
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LMAOOOO this comment better be in part 6 or I’ll be so disappointed 😂😂😂😂
@@jennasotelo166 lol me too, I'm not embarrassing myself online for nothing 😂
Why did you want a black eye?
“There are no fairies in sleeping beauty...it’s the one where she falls asleep and the prince had to kiss her..an- and- and the dwarves..🤨🤔” you got 2 different stories mixed up Alonzo 😂😂
Total fangirl moment when he read my comment out 😁😁😁
Same!
Did the goldfish die?
@@princeofmars444 seriously 😂 i wanna know too.
@@princeofmars444 Yeah they died lol
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When My brother was about 7 he tried giving my dads roommate bird a bath... it didn't survive an when she asked what happened he played dumb an said he had no idea..
Also, Alonzo ranting about “who remembers what they did at 6 months old”... Alonzo, calm down... parents tell their kids stories of dumb shit they did as babies and children all the time. The person who ripped their dads nipple ring out at 6 months old probably heard the story from their parents about a dozen hundred times.
that is what I was thinking.
Ouch
he didn't even take it serious he was joking 💀😭
Oh snap! I’m in the video! 🤣
Nobody: .....
Not even Kash: .....
Alonzo: “I’ve had a lot of things in my mouth...”
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So no one going to talk about the lotion 🤣 3:19
Steve Carell: That's what he said! HAHAHAHAHA!
@@zacharysiple629 SHE*
@@xxcaramelichuxx4161 Yes, but Alonzo said it, so in that case it's he.
@@zacharysiple629 OHH i dont think you get it-im saying i was the AGE 9 when i did it.
When I was 5 my dad was trying to teach me golf in the backyard. My sister distracted him and when I swung the club back it knocked 2 of his front teeth out. I told him "dad! Put that under your pillow. The tooth fairy will make you rich!"
I’m going to pretend like I’ve never done anything stupid when I was a kid while I read everyone else’s stories. BTW whoever is Tana, your fans are looking for you.
Sleeping beauty the movie has 3 fairies. Merryweather Flora and Fauna dressed in red blue and green.
Pretty sure he has sleeping beauty confused with snow white 😂
@@crystanick2697 you know what🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣me too because I forgot there's two sleeping princess like really? Disney like their women sleeping I see.🤷🏾😂😂😂😂
@@MsMookalate you *do* know that Disney wasn't the one who created those fairytales, right? 🤣
Something I did as a kid was that I sold a used carmex chapstick to a boy in my grade(I was in like kindergarten) I got $60 outta that (it was his picture money) also got an mp3 player for a pencil and I then sold the MP3 player for a drone helicopter toy I was an amazing scammer but I don’t do that no more since I’m older. Oh also I had a jolly rancher and bit it and it stuck my teeth shut and I cried and had to have my friend pry my mouth open. I’ve done some stupid stuff
Karma for scamming people out of their money.
Early teens, I was visiting a friend in town and it was considered “grown” to walk to this one corner store. It was hot out, so I got a frozen Charleston chew candy bar. Unfortunately, I was dumb enough to bite down on it with my molars. It stuck my jaw shut like it was cement! I kept trying to pry my mouth open and we
didn’t want to tell her mom or no more “grown” privileges! I kept trying and ended up dislocating my jaw and the damn candy bar
was still stuck on my top molars 😐
My kids thought you threw the baby up, so every time I had morning sickness my daughters would be outside the bathroom cheering for me!
That's just the cutest, they would be cheering you on hahaha!!
😆😂😂🤣
**throws up baby**
When I was little I was a perfect angel. Stop laughing. lol. My brother on the other hand, well...He wanted to play Batman. He ties a towel around his neck and jumps off the roof. He broke his arm. He told our Momma that he forgot that it was Superman who could fly.
I NEVER snorted anything either as a child & as an adult 😂😂
“GET A DICTIONARY”
*doesn’t know what primary school is*
I literally explained it. kinda sad that he don't know what primary school and PVA glue is.
That an loot.. like really?
An getting sleeping beauty an snow white confused 😂🤣
@@yaross1 I'm pretty sure it was just cause he was caught up in the moment 😐
because in certain places they call it primary school and in other places they don't so you can't really blame him
I’m use to calling it elementary school. A lot of people call it different things
Y’all can’t say this isn’t dedication, still record a video for us despite just having tooth work done 💙 we appreciate you
When I was about 4 or 5 years old, I was really into Jaws. My mom took me to the zoo one day and we were sitting by the shark tank. A little boy about the same age asked his mom "What do sharks eat?" Well, me not knowing any better... I looked at him with a straight face and said "people" then went back to watching the sharks. Needless to say he cried pretty hard and my mom and I got a lot of dirty looks. My mom thought it was funny.
😭😂
When i was about four my mom didn’t want to get up and make me breakfast so i put cheese and bread in the toaster and when i couldn’t get it out i stuck a butter knife in it and shorted out the power. She never forgot to make me breakfast that.
Make cereal with orange juice when I was 5 or 6 on the floor because my mom just would get out of bed
@@rebeccataylor1273 when I was 2-3 it was like 7 am or 6 I got up and how to make a peanut butter jelly sandwich there's peanut butter all over the floor in my face there was jelly on my legs abs my face my mom woke up and came in there I was smiling Lol
When I was little, I used to think that movie scenes where someone was killed were real. My thought process was that the casting people did auditions for people who didn't mind to die in a movie so they can have someone for those scenes.
The fact that you know what a fork in your electrical socket does is scary 😂
True lol
Oh man, my son did the same thing! He was just under a year old, I was sleep... real scary stuff for sure, his big toe had a burnt tip where the electricity exited. He just cried a lil bit for a few mins but was fine, never has he reached for another outlet again. And I kept everything cleaned up real good after that, we both learned a hard lesson that day.
Metals conduct electricity. You learn this in what, 3rd grade?
The fact that he confused sleeping beauty with snow white😔 the audacity
One of these days, I want to be the guy to make him watch or re-watch *all* the movies he either doesn't remember, or didn't watch and buy him a thousand Spider-Woman comics so he could know who the hell Spider-Woman is.
I had to do a double take at that part
At age 4, according to me mom, I was in a Christmas musical at church and I got stage fright from all the people and pulled up my dress 😂
AWE you poor thing, tried to hide ur face🤣🤭🤣🤭
Angelique didn't deserve that whooping, she basically got whooped for being tired lmao.
IKR poor girl
I thought that when Scotland was voting for independence that every Scottish person would dig around the border and push the land mass into the North Sea. Didn’t know land borders exists lol
What the crap!?!? That's too cute!
If we could we would physically separate our land border all the way down to the core, but as it is we can't , but we can dream of other ways though!
@@yvonneburns2786 definitely been having those dreams for the past 4 years lol
The dumbest thing I did was when I was in Colorado with my dad’s side of the family and my uncle took me, my other uncle, and 2 cousins to a ground cave where bats lived. When we was going back I was watching where I stepped at because there was cactuses all over, but when I was trying to step over a small cactus I lost my balance. So I had to hold my pants away from my ass until we got to his house in the mountains. When we got back, I told my aunts I fell on a cactus coming back, and I had to have one aunt pull them out of my butt because there was a lot, and she was the only one who could see it. It took about a good hour to an hour and a half to pull them all out. Now when it comes around summer time when we went to Colorado, my uncle that took me there brings it up when we’re with other family members on dad’s side of the family. I still remember the pain I felt and having no one believe it until they saw how bad it was. Thank god for aunts who lives in mountains and knows what to look for!
“I had a lot of stuff in my mouth” WhuT dID hE sAaAAYyyY 🥴💀
PLSYDDTD😭
LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂 I saw this comment as he read it aloud
Lol I'm dying! 6:40 " an an-* awkward silence when he is watching cash* lol can't stop laughing btw im savanna
Omg, you are the funniest person that I know (even though I don’t really know you) lmao 😆 luv u so much ✌️
Sometimes I think it's a miracle that kids actually survived their childhoods, given the severity of what they did.
My mom told me that when I was like 2 we were in Walmart and we were looking at some hamburger meat. There was a guy standing where we needed to be. My mom said I turned around and said to the guy "your in our way" my mom horrified says "no ma'am we say excuse me" 😂 my little sarcastic ass turns back to the guy and says "excuse me your in our way" I'm 21 now and we still talk about it😂
When I was about 6, I remember I would climb on top of the counters in my mom's apartment to get food. This particular month we had jelly beans so I got my stool and climbed up on the counter. I grabbed the jelly beans and just as I was about to get them they fell. Everywhere. My stupid self jumped off the counter and landed face first on the hard floor, I was so focused on not getting caught so I just tried to eat the jellybeans off the floor while proceeding to cry because I landed face first on the floor. I got grounded but at the end of the day it was worth it cause I got to eat jelly beans.
8:26 clearly the father told Desirea what she did as a baby
Once when I was in 3rd grade it was time to pack up and get ready to leave. Our backpacks were hanging on hooks outside of the classroom. I decided to gather a group kids around the backpacks to watch me. I then got a running start and jumped on my backpack singing "I came in like a recking ball!" When I jumped on my backpack the hook broke and I slammed into the wall then fell to the ground. All the kids ran back into the classroom with their bags and I got up grabbed my bag and ran to the bathroom. I stayed in there till they said it was time to leave. The teacher kept asking everyone what happened. No one said anything.
We never spoke about it since that day.
When I was a kid in school I stuck my finger into a pencil sharpener, thinking if I turned it id get sharp nails like the cat, turns out it doesn't work and rips off your nail instead.
Noooo lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who tryed to do that. But I didnt turn it bec it hurt lol
Ouch 😅
Owwww! I hurt just reading that lol! X'D
jesus i - 😭😭😭lol did they grow back ?
The chaos towards the end😂. My Goodness!!
when you’re numb on one side and have a speech impediment
Yes. That’s what he said.
When I was little, I had a lisp. Also my fist name starts with a Z and my last name had 2 S's. lol!
My house has a slight hill in the backyard. We had a hammock connected to two trees slightly down hill. So, my two cousins and I liked to swing the hammock then run up the hill then back down, jumping and landing on the hammock when it was in the air facing us. One time we didn't time it perfectly and it was already heading back toward us. One cousin jumped over it and ended up hurting his jaw. the other got punched by it in the stomach and was sent flying back up the hill. While I was 3 seconds behind them which gave me a bit more time to see what went wrong and I skidded under it ripping the skin on my legs. Parents were upset. We continued to do it though 😹
Dear early/late squad hope you’re having a great day/night and remember you are worth everyone’s time even if you feel like you’re not 💙❤️😌✌🏽😙
aw hell yeah. so are you. have the best frickin day. cheers 😊
awh you too! 🥺
Thank you so much!
My family likes to tell me stories about the weird shit I did as a little kid. When I was a toddler, around 3 or 4, I apparently used to climb on top of shelves and furniture and other high places and jump down on top of unsuspecting passersby, attempting to bite them. My favorite movie at that time was The Little Vampire and I apparently was convinced I was one lol
Imma be looking for Tana comments now
I love these stories. Thanks for sharing, guys!
3:53 primary school is the same thing as elementary/middle school.
i thought primary school is elementary and secondary is middle and high
@@Noellebby_ I'm from the UK aswell, and it seems that the first year of US middle school is equivalent to the last year of UK primary school (Year 6) & then the rest is exactly as you described it, hope that makes sense 😊
@@marnz2359 yea i’ve been knew that
@@marnz2359 people in the states have that too
When I was in kindergarten, I really wasn't feeling like going to school so I wanted to find an excuse not to go. I've watched enough cartoons to know that faking illness is not going to work, so I had a bright idea to injure myself. After taking a bath, I ripped out one of my toe nail clean off with my bare hands. I ran to my mom to show her my bleeding toe, all she said was "Oh..".
Still had to go to school that day. I got a scar to remind me of that day
6:27 but how does she know what windex taste like?
HA!!! Exactly!!!!
Some times you can guess, probably guessed by the smell
That’s what I was thinking too!
If you've ever played bean boozled then u know that something can taste exactly how it smells. Particularly those baby wipe beans.
When I was little, I don't remember how little, I was bored waiting in the return line at Walmart with my mom so I started playing wit the payphone. I knew you need to put money in it to actually make a call so I pretended to call the only number I knew: 911.
I heard the operator answer and I was shocked that it worked and that the call went through so I tried to hang up the phone, but I didn't actually hang up.
A girl nearby who was a little older than me went over to the payphone when I ran away from it. She figured out that I called 911 and told her mom, who told the operator that they didn't have to send anyone that there was no emergency.
So at least I learned that 911 works AND it works from a payphone when you don't pay.
I remember calling the cops one time when I was little because I couldnt find my Spider-Man action figure😂
"How do you remember what you did at 6 months?" Maybe a family member told them the story
Probably her dad told her
Story Number 1: When I was like 4 I thought it was a great idea to jump from my book case to my bed which was like a good 2 feet. I proceeded to tell my 2 year old brother to jump with me. We had a rolling bookcase so when he jumped the book case rolled and he broke his wrist. Before my parents came in I told him to not tell on me. He did anyway and I got the butt whoopin of a life time.
Story Number 2: When I was like 8 I had a friend spend the night at my house. I had a bunk bed and we decided to take the mattress off of the top bunk and jump onto it. Before proceeding to jump my friend insisted we eat ice cream sundaes. I was like good idea it will give us energy so we won't be tired. After we ate our ice cream we jumped and my parents came running in when they heard a loud bang and she doesn't spend the night anymore.
Omg lmao
Alonzo, I found your channel via a TH-cam recommendation and I love your videos. Your topics of choice, and your comments and comedic throughout the videos makes them extremely entertaining.
Feel free to use my story if you decide to do a 6th vid about dumb Things we did as kids. When I was in the 3rd grade, I was playing at a house that was still under construction. The only part that was completed at the time was the frame. One of my friends yelled "workers" and we were all scrambling to get out. Well, as i was leaving, I stumbled and fell down on a pile of lumber butt first. I wound up having to get 2 splinters surgically removed causing me to get 8 stitches in my right buttock. There have been a few times in my life when i had to explain why I have a scar on my butt. Thank God it never killed the mood.
When I was 4-5 i don’t remember but I liked the throw rocks into the air I didn’t understand how gravity worked at the time so I enjoyed watching them fall down and one day I threw one up and it hit my head my dad says after it hit my head I said “ow” and continued throwing them up anyways it wasn’t a big rock but it most definitely did something wrong with my brain 😂
This story is not about me, but about my friend (both of us were 13 at the time of incident) who goes with me on the same bus. One day, she got off at her stop but forgot her little brother (who was 8) in the bus. When she reached home her parents weren't at home. When her parents returned in the evening, they found out that their son was missing. A whole search was done. School authorities found him still sleeping in the bus. He was picked up later in the evening. Funny thing is that everyone in the bus (including me) failed to notice the sleeping kid. 😂😂
Dumbest thing I did as a kid: Stole my fathers pants when he was on the crapper
wtf bruh
11:07 You're thinking of Snow White, there wasn't any fairies in that one. There was, in fact, fairies, in Sleeping Beauty.
Nobody:
Me looking for tana in the comments 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Same
Shes in there
What’s up! 🤣
@@missmana55 omg I’mma big fan 🤣🤣🤣
@@Raepostedit 🤣 Thank you! I just flipped my hair like a knock off celebrity. LOL ♥️
Can we just appreciate the fact that he did this after having a filling
I don't remember this, but it is a favorite story in my family.
When I was 2 or 3 years old, my grandfather passed away. So the pastor from the church came to visit my mom and set up services and such. Apparently I decided I needed some help in the bathroom and grabbed a fistful of toilet paper and ran out of the bathroom to where my mother, father, and the pastor were sitting. I had brought the toilet paper all the way from the bathroom, still attached to the roll and had my pants pulled down to my ankles.
I then procceeded to bend over in front of a PRIEST and ask if he could wipe me. Best moment of my life. 🤦♀️
😂
Dumbest thing I did when I was 5 or 6, I used to put lipgloss on myself and then practice kissing my playroom door. Lets just say when my mom would ask me why there was a bunch of lipstick on the back of the door, I acted like my friend had done it. Never me lmao.
back when i was a kid, my mom used to make me these really gross bologna and cheese sandwiches, (late 80's early 90's bologna and gov cheese) and i could NEVER finish em, so i would throw these half eaten meat sandwiches behind the kitchens radiator!!! my parents could NEVER find where that smell was coming from!!!
At the tender age of 15, my cousin and I were moving a mattress from the 2nd floor to the ground floor. The mattress was too wide for the staircase. Instead of turning it sideways, I decided I want to be like Batista and tackled the mattress instead. One end of the mattress gave way. The mattress stayed at the top of the staircase and I tumbled down the concrete stairway like a slinky. I bounced off of every step on the way down. It was the beginning of the school holidays. My cousin was still laughing at me at the end of the school holidays. I was still limping when I returned to school.
They dumbest thing I did was I was in second grade and I opened my milk but I forget to shake it and the teacher walked by at the wrong time😂😂
Ahhhhahahaha, niiiice 🤣🤣
My own stories aren't as exciting, so I'll instead share one about my dad: When my dad was little, and was visiting his grandparents (my great grandparents) in the countryside, my great grandpa told my dad and his cousin to never go up to the second floor of the old barn, because there were some rotten floorboards there. Of course, typical kids, when told not to do something, they have to do it. So my dad and his cousin went up, found the rotten floor boards, and proceeded to test them by stomping on them...Yeah...real smart...The inevitable happened, and my dad fell through. Now, directly below this particular spot, on the first floor of the barn, was a manure cellar full of cow dung...So my dad almost drowned in cow dung (what a nice way to die, right?), but thankfully my grandpa and great grandpa managed to save him in time after my dad's cousin ran for help. One hella scary experience for my dad, and not one he'll forget. My dad told me this story when I was quite young. And again later.
It's the "what a nice way to die, right?" for me
OH Shit 💩💩🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well, that must've been a rather shitty experience for him...
Aight now I'mma go jump off a cliff.
Yay I'm a member!!! I love you ! Totally crushing hard lmao 🤣
This whole question and answer was so funny, stay safe have a wonderful holiday, hugs
Thank u for telling ppl on Facebook about ppl pretending to give out money!
Gods Alonzo makes me smile so much😂 and I needed this today
When I was like 8, me and my sister were playing a game, there was a pen right next to me, I picked it up and said oo that's looks yummy. I pulled it apart and put the ring bit that connected the pen in my mouth to see what it tasted like. I ended up swallowing it and being rushed to hospital because I couldn't breathe. I almost died. Let's just say my parents were so angry that everytime I spoke to them (for the next year), they would talk about it 🤦♀️
Ok so when i was 6 I decided to grab everything in my kitchen, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, and spill it all over my walls and floor, i was with my older cousin he was about 19 and he heard something downstairs and came running to find me on the floor spilling some juice on my masterpiece.
When my mom got home i legit ran out of the house to the backyard and it was raining and i fell on a puddle
I just love his videos. I always end up dying of laughter.
Dummest thing I done
THIS IS A TRUE STORY
So on my 11th or 12th birthday me and my friends and family went to pizza hut to celebrate where there was a play place and I decided to climb on the outside, as soon as I got to the top my foot got caught and I tried to get it out but ended up letting go and hanging upside down on the outside of the playplace. I was so scared I yelled for my mom and she came and started laughing then yelling saying we’ll maybe you should have not climb on the outside and now you can learn your lesson on climbing things so she left to go get are food and after 2 minutes of me struggling she finally got me down and told me to go stand in the corner after I ate and let’s just say I will never go back to a playplace again.
I can't believe I was this quick to press on ur video 😂
😂
Sleeping beauty actually has 4 fairies. 3 good fairies that raise the princess in a cottage hidden in the forest till she was old enough for them to take her back to her family after her birthday that she was to prick her finger on a spindle of a spinning wheel.
The curse was put on the princess by the 4th Fairy that everyone knows as the most evil and powerful villain of all Disney movie history named Maleficent.
Wow some of these I never did cuz I got black parents🤣🤣
@Kikane lmao 😂
These stories were predominantly black kids. Read the names! Also, the stories are insane! The grammar is atrocious as well.
@@SonnyGTA how do you know the kids are black or not based on their names?
@@SonnyGTA names dont mean anything. As for grammar white people type bad sometimes.🙄
I have black parents and I did a little of everything. 😂 even set two fires. Never got whooped but definitely got sent to therapy.
6:40 kash was like “yeah you loud my guy imma head out “
"I've had a lot of stuff in my mouth."
-Alonzo Lerone
my mom told me this story all the time. when I was 4, my family had a christmas dinner with my dad's boss. That boss had a beer belly and I proceeded to ask whether he was pregnant. Not only that but I started to get close to his belly and put my ear on his stomach hoping I could hear the baby. I hear nothing so I knocked on his belly same way I knocked on the door. My dad was too embarrassed coming to work after winter break.
When I was 3 I asked my 14 year old cousin how to make some money bc I wanted a new doll. He told me some people made money, for instance, by other people getting them hurt on accident, like a lawsuit. I didn’t know exactly what a lawsuit was, but I knew exactly what an accident looked like. So what I did was steal, yes steal, his toy car and go out into the middle of the street. I laid down and placed the car on top of myself and called out for help. When my parents came out and asked what happened I told them in the calmest tone, “Cousin ran me over.” I didn’t get money, but I did get a pat on the back for trying 🤷🏾♀️
Don't what I was expecting, but just imagining a lil one laying with a toy car and yelling for help is too funny!! Cousin ran me over... just the cutest🤣🤩🤣
@@ceciliaortiz7789 i don't think it's cute cause he could've gotten ranover for real laying in the middle of the street like that
@@mermaidzoephiahart you're absolutely right, I'm barley noticing it says middle if the street, I was imagining the yard close to the sidewalk. We always stayed in our yard when we were little lol
I'm guessing if he was getting a pat on the back, it wasn't a busy street. Probably more like a subdivision road.
@@mrs.fighter342 Yeah
I was told around 1 year old I ate the nose off one of my grandmother's nativity set figures
Also, around 3 years old my mother ordered pizza and while everyone else was in one room I snuck into the kitchen and ate all the cheese off of the pizza but left the sauce and pizza dough and closed the box back up no one realized what I did till 20 or 30 minutes later they thought it was the dogs til they found me finishing the last bit of cheese with sauce all over my hands and face
Is it just me or does anyone else love his hair right now?!
As a kid when I was like 5 or 6 (I’m 13 now) I was at a neighbors house and they had their grand daughter over and we were friends and she said let’s play a game so the game was to spin around with your eyes closed and do it starting backwards and as soon as I did that I got dizzy and fell into their concrete picnic table and had a huge hole in my head so I had to go to the ER and got stitches . Then a couple weeks to a month after we went to a lady at the doctor and she tried to pull my stitches out with her long a*s nails and my flipped and we left there both pissed off
I also opened all my Christmas presents when I was about 9. I still got them on Christmas. But my parents whooped me real good that year. Blamed it on the cat. Lol
I love your profile pic
I can’t actually remember this but it’s one of my parents’ favorite stories. I was really little, around 2, and we had spinach with dinner which I was refusing to eat. My dad told me I’m not allowed to leave the table until I’ve eaten the spinach - he always says he knew as soon as he said that he was in trouble. So we both sat there until very late, when he finally got me to somehow eat a bite of spinach and sent me directly to bed. The next morning when I came out, I toddled directly to my father, opened my mouth, and the spinach fell out at his feet. 😂 Then again, maybe not so dumb since I don’t remember ever getting that ultimatum again!
One of my classmates snorted tea leaves
He got a nosebleed
Was the blood tea flavored
@@zebraplayz896 lol
Dumbest thing I did as a kid.
When I was at a doc visit, I was bored. So I was cracking the door open and peeking out. My mom and sister said you better quit before you get caught. So as I m peeking out the doc approaches. Out of fear I shove the door closed and caught my bottom lip in the door! The doc freed me as he entered then proceeded to scold my sister and mom for laughing uncontrollably...
I still have big lips!!!
When I was around 5 or 6 there was this big window that led to the front yard and i used to make out with the window as practice in case any guy wanted to kiss me. mind you all my neighbours could see cause it was the front yard window
“LAUGH *punch* LAUGH *punch LAUGH *punch LAUGH *punch”
Alonzo Lerone
My favorite quote
EARLY GANG my cat is watching this video w me and every time you raise your voice he flinches and starts sniffing my phone looking for the source
when I was 7 years old my friends and I started a “leaf shop” where we would literally just pick leafs and trade them with each other in our backyards. one time my friends brother wanted to join us but he was only 5 and we didn’t like him so we made him open up a rock shop instead of a leaf shop that way we couldn’t trade with him. he got pissed so he threw the rocks at his sisters head and she had to go to the emergency room
When I was a kid I used child safety scissors that make zig zag shapes , to cut my hair & my mom always talks about the time I ate a worm 😂
Okay but when I was in 6th grade me and two of my friend snorted smarties during D.A.R.E class... let’s just say the cop had a talk with us afterwards
Did your mom know???
lIlmeme playz No. Nobody knew but us
It’s Alonzo with hair for me 🙃🤣
One evening when i was about 15-16yrs old i noticed that the bathroom light went out so i asked my mom where we kept the extra bulbs. after she showed me she said to do the lamp in her room too. when i go in her room i turned the light switch off and reached for the metal part of the bulb (cuz i was told never to remove a bulb by the glass because the oils on the hands were bad for it or something like that). anyways as soon as i touched it my body went rigid i couldn’t move or even breathe for what felt like forevers! the second i could i let go still feeling the affects of the shock. my brother who’s 2yrs younger came in cuz he heard me making weird nosies so i told him what happened. he took a look at it and then said “You forgot to unplug the lamp!” apparently it never occurred to me that you could still get electrocuted with it still being plugged in.😑 to top it all off he proceded to change it for me, screamed loudly pretending to be electrocuted scaring me in the process and then laughed at my face...til this day he doesn’t let me live this down lol😖
My older brother once kissed a recently used iron at our grandparent's house, he was around 5 at the time, our eldest brother then around 10 told him to do it.
I really relate to the final story because when I was two or three, I hid in the cupboard of my Fisher Price kitchen. Scared my parents half to death. They told me that they looked all over me and were about ready to call the cops before they finally checked there.
I also played hide and seek with my cousins when I was younger. This one time at my grandmother's house, we played it and my cousins had the hardest time finding me(I'd hidden in the small space between the sofa and a lamp. I didn't fall asleep, though. I got bored because they weren't finding me and went to the kitchen.