I work 911 dispatch... DO NOT HANG UP IF YOU POCKET DIAL US!!! If we get a hang-up or dead line call we have to, at the very least, call you back. If we can't reach you, but we were able to get coordinates/address for the call we have to send an officer to your house. HUGE waste of resources. Just wait til we pick up and say it was a pocket dial.
I wish I knew that when my 5 year old sister did it 🙄, but the thing is I was supposed to go home that day because my papa told me nobody was going to be home and I had to watch her. My teacher is going to tell me I can't go home I need to go to after school tutoring. I told my teach repeatedly I needed to go home, but no my teacher forced me to stay. When I got home, my sister ran to me sad because I wasn't there. I told her and she understood. Then, told me she called the police because she was scared. The thing I was afraid of her to do. The police came and told them that she was scared and the police understood. My sister was crying her eyes out so bad because she felt so bad for calling them. She gave the cop a hug and thanks. She never did it again though🙂
My son dialed 911 on my cell. He had just learned about 911 in daycare/preschool. I grabbed the phone and explained it to the operator what happened. They still sent out an officer to check my home to see if I was okay. I apologized profusely but the officer was really cool about everything. He told my son he was very smart for remembering that 911 is number to get help and to always remember to call it if he really needs the police to come help. But only if it’s serious or an emergency.
Hey E911, I'm a firefighter and just wanted to say thank you to all of you at dispatch for having our backs. We know that you don't get thanked much for what you do because nobody really realizes how much y'all actually do. You not only help get us out to those in need but you also help us avoid potential life hazards and warn us of on scene hazards. Thank you for having our backs.
I can see how he got confused considering how the question was asked. If that sentence was written for an assignment in English class, some teachers would write any missing words in red ink with an arrow pointing where and deduct points for it not being more specific.
About bread tasting like soap: yeah, that's mold baby. When you actually SEE mold, that bread has been moldy for a long time. What you see is the reproductive parts about to pop off those spores. All that dry powdery stuff? Well, just think reproduction. So, if you eat a piece of bread that tastes like soap, spit it out and toss the bread into your compost pile. It's a goner.
Also, the last one, the mirror-less camera, yes. In old days, mirrors were typically backed by silver, which is reputedly harmful to vampires. Modern mirrors aren't silver backed, so theoretically, a vampire should be able to see his reflection. This means that any camera lacking a silver component should be able to capture their image. Don't ask why I know this, just shut up and keep being hilarious. I love you.
Jennifer Ellison I commented roughly the same thing except I forgot the question but, knew the silver backed part. I’ve loved all things vampire from my teenage years on up. Maybe longer cause now that I think about it I was watching vampire movie before then.
When I was in high school my friend accidentally hit the 911 emergency call on her phone in the middle of class, dead silence, everyone just hears "911 what's your emergency" she about shit herself and the teacher was like "wow you wanted out of class that bad" 😂😂😂
When i was a kid i dialed 911 at a waterpark from a payphone, i didnt think it would work because i didnt put any money in. I was on a school field trip and as we were leaving 2 firetrucks and multiple police cars were just arriving. Lesson learned, 911 is free on payphones.
911 is free to dial from any phone, including a cellphone with out service as long as its charged. For this reason most womens shelters collect old cell phones to give to abused women on the run.
@@hawkpaul8735 True but isn't semi one of words that are spelled the same but the pronunciations are different? Like semi truck It's a sem eye truck that is how you would say that.
I'm not surprised that people would think that, considering so many teens ate tide pods and snorted condoms up their noses. If they can't think not to do that then they more than likely can't think anything else through rationally
Nicole Shank I’m not good at explaining it but basically it continues at the same acceleration up and down. So if you fire into the air, like they do in Wild West movies, it’ll eventually come back down and lodge itself into something.
Nicole Shank I actually heard it from my physics teacher. I found this article talking about how it could possibly injure someone. It isn’t likely, just possible lol www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/02/15/firing-a-gun-into-the-air-can-kill-someone/amp/
My sister was at a foster home and someone at a party on the next street over shot a bullet into the air and it hit their tin on their shelter of the porch and hit near the window and left a dent in the metal
not long now!! Bring it. Aww god bless the dumb people!! I'm always very careful with my grammar when commenting on these videos cos I would be very embarrassed laughing at peoples spelling errors and having my own!!!!
At 5:15 you asked for an explanation so here you go😁. Oceans are salty because as rain water washes over rocks inland, it becomes slightly acidic with dosolved carbonic acid (carbon dioxide). When that water reaches the ocean, it erodes the rocks, releasing chemicals like chloride and sodium, i.e a salty taste.
I don't like coffee too. I like tea more. Although once I tried at least one from Starbucks which wasn't that bad mostly because it's mixed with other ingredients and it's sweeter. But if it's just regular coffee, even if it had milk or sugar in it, I'll still hate it. One time I was in another country, I had a coffee from Starbucks(I think it's cuz I've never tried Starbucks before so I just wanted it) which I had to give it to my dad. I couldn't finish it cuz it's freaking bitter and that night it was *SOO* hard for me to sleep. Usually I can fall asleep quickly. I've tried drinking coffee before and I don't think I've ever not been able to sleep but for some reason, I couldn't sleep until very late after drinking that Starbucks coffee. Since I couldn't sleep, I got bored so I watched TV shows at the hotel until I felt sleepy.
For 5:47 a waifu. Noun. (fandom slang) A fictional character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) that one is attracted to and considers a significant other. Just google it
“Salt in the ocean comes from rocks on land. The rain that falls on the land contains some dissolved carbon dioxide from the surrounding air. This causes the rainwater to be slightly acidic due to carbonic acid (which forms from carbon dioxide and water). As the rain erodes the rock, acids in the rainwater break down the rock. This process creates ions, or electrically charged atomic particles. These ions are carried away in runoff to streams and rivers and, ultimately, to the ocean. Many of the dissolved ions are used by organisms in the ocean and are removed from the water. Others are not used up and are left for long periods of time where their concentrations increase over time. Two of the most prevalant ions in seawater are chloride and sodium. Together, they make up over 90 percent of all dissolved ions in the ocean. Sodium and Chloride are 'salty.' The concentration of salt in seawater (salinity) is about 35 parts per thousand, on average. Stated in another way, about 3.5 percent of the weight of seawater comes from the dissolved salts. By some estimates, if the salt in the ocean could be removed and spread evenly over the Earth’s land surface it would form a layer more than 500 feet thick, about the height of a 40-story office building,” (National Ocean Services, June 25, 2018) Your hands get ashy in the cold because the blood vessels are closing up. This keeps the majority of your body’s blood and warmth in your core, allowing your organs to function properly. Your organs need that warmth. The air is often cold and dry, causing your skin to be stripped of it’s protective oils. That causes your skin to dry out.
Oh geez..... the only reason that the ocean is salty is because the ocean floor is basalt which is another form of salt. You made it wat to complicated. If what you said was true then freshwater lakes should be salty too.
Huh. I thought that ocean is salty just because the rains wash away the soil and dust there, that just contain sodium among other things, but had no idea that water actually chemically reacts with minerals during the rain. Fascinating.
"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT". 7:27 - 7:30 That's Sweet Brown, when her apartment caught on fire. "I got bronchitis... Ain't nobody got time for that."
How come I can sit on a couch/chair for HOURS ON TOP OF HOURS then stand up and be fine? But if I sit on a TOILET for 15 MINUTES then stand up I can't feel my legs anymore and can barely walk? And Lonzo.. Some people can have some booty problems that causes them to need more than 10 minutes on the toilet. 😒🤣💯
Actually it’s because the ring of the toilet seat pushes against part of your leg, cutting off a bit of your circulation. So when you stand the blood is rushing to your legs and it feels funky.
It’s a drop in Blood pressure when you are barring down on your bowels you trigger a vagus nerve. It atomically will slow blood flow to your lower extremities hence the dead 🦵.
Because a couch is soft and even a wooden or plastic chair does not have a hole in the middle, so the edge of the chair is not pressing up into your leg as hard as it would when the weight of your butt hanging is causing the toilet seat to press into the back of your thigh cutting off your circulation
When I was probably 5-6 years old I was down in Houston with my grandma visiting her side of the family. We ended up at the ER, I think with my great grandma but I can't remember all the details. Anyway, it was a small town hospital and I was getting so annoyed because no one was paying attention to me. (I was the only person under 50ish)... so I said I was going to go to the restroom and went to the pay phone.. . (kids won't know what that is... you put a quarter in it and called whoever you wanted, unless you were calling 911, then it was free)... so, I called 911 (FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM!) The lady comes on the phone and asks what the emergency is and I tell her, that I'm bored and no one will pay attention to me. You could tell that she was trying not to laugh so she said, ma'am... this line is for emergencies only. I said, it is an emergency... that's why we are in the emergency room. But no one will play with me. Keep in mind this is a small town ER, and we are the only family even in the waiting room. So the lady tells me that 911 is not a number you call when you're bored or want attention because someone who is really needing help can't get through because I'm talking to her. So, I go back and sit with my family... no-one knows that I've called 911, they all think I've been in the bathroom and I just start playing with my doll and listening to what I thought was boring adult conversations... when an EMSA worker walks into the ER and says, we received a 911 call from a small girl and wanted to make sure everything was ok. I FROZE. Remember, we are the only family in the whole waiting room. My granny looks at me and says, did you call 911? I just started shaking my head no as quickly as I could... then I started crying and fessed up. Everyone in my family thought it was funny... except for my Granny... I got an ear full the whole ride home... to Oklahoma... from Houston, TX... needless to say, I never called 911 outside of an emergency situation again. But it's funny to think about 25 years later. (Just don't bring it up to Granny, she's still mad about it! LOL)
@@tspence25 It wasn't meant to be offensive, I've truly told that story to people in their early 20's that didn't know what a pay phone was. Plus, you rarely see them anymore.
Lobsters and crabs decompose quickly that’s why they are cooked alive and oceans are salty because of minerals that flow in from river deltas which contain high levels of sodium and other mineral salts
Mountain View is ridiculously expensive. When my sister moved there, their rent on a 1000 sq foot house was 8x their mortgage on the 1700 sq foot house they'd owned in South Carolina before they moved. The house they lived in was built in the 1950s, not updated, and had the garage turned into a non-heated bonus room. You could stand between houses and touch both walls. It was valued at over 1 million dollars. They recently moved back to SC and bought a house that was less than 5 years old and more than twice the size of their rental in Mountain View for less than half of what their rental was valued at. Oh, and their neighborhood in Mountain View? Within six months of them moving out, someone purchased the burnt out SHELL of one of the houses for over a million dollars. So yeah, Mountain View IS that expensive.
I live next to mountain view and I gotta say, I can't wait to finally move out of state! What we're paying for a 2 bed apt, we'll be able to get a 4 bed, 2 story house in a state we're interested in.
for the middle eastern checkbox person, there’s an asian checkbox. the middle east is part of asia. “asian” doesn’t just mean like chinese, korean, japanese, etc.
Bruh If they were referring to the race check box then middle easterners fall in the "white" category. "White - A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa."
The fact that the "get a dictionary" guy constantly mispronounces common words amazes me. I think that's why I watch. Semi... FFS MAN!😜 *Edited to add "homicide." Sweet Jesus. *And "rotary."
I actually agree with the first lottery question!. Ive always said myself: If I ever win a huge amount of money in whatever lottery I don’t want any cameras or newspapers involved. And always wonder why (especialy here in The Netherlands) the cameracrews always film the signs with the streetnames and housenumbers and use the winners full names.. anyway, great video again Alonzo! 😄
Dude, live this channel, and love my aunt for introducing me to it. Love ya Alonzo! Laughter is the best medicine but it can't fix when ur chest hurts from laughing so much 😂😂😂
Ocean water is salt because of large deposits of salt on the ocean floor. just like that large deposits of salt in deserts they exist under water also especially considering that more land is under water than it is above water.
Let's not forget about the fact that rivers can also carry minerals (like salt) in small amounts - since most of the rivers in the world dump into the ocean, and the water can evaporate when the minerals can't, it just makes sense that all those minerals would accumulate and concentrate in the oceans over time.
9:15 Cows get fat because in their stomach they have bacteria that can digest cellulose, which is a polysaccharide in plants. Here, this is your biology lesson.
Yeah, if you eat 5000 callories of anything but you only work off 2000 you will gain 3000 callories worth of weight, it doesn't matter what you eat honestly, the only reason fitness trainers tell you to lay off the junk food in the first place is to have better control over your diet, because telling you to eat less junk food when you don't count how many callories of junk food you eat, is just going to make their job harder. That being said you can still eat junk food and lose weight, but you have to count the callories.
Dirk Kruger fun fact. 3500 calories is about one lb therefore cutting or adding that amount to your weekly diet will allow you to lose or gain more easily 👌🏼👌🏼
Also learning to have treats on occasion is very helpful to avoid binging. If you don’t fill abad craving it’s a high possibility that you will end up bing eating junk if you’re prone to it.
Umm... How does Alonso not know semi and waifu? Semi (partway). Waifu (Japanese pronunciation of "wife" used to describe a 2D character that someone has an attraction to).
He should have his own "stupidness" video made for this one. He also said "hairline" when he meant goosebumps. And he read a question ending in the word "die" when no such word was anywhere and the word was really "speed." I think he was smoking something here lmao
Considering the way that skin heals, the transplanted arm would heal the same color it originally was, not the color that you have naturally. Wounds heal by the cells present in that area multiplying rapidly to replace the damaged and/or missing cells that were lost to the injury, so whatever color the cells in the injured area are is the color that the replacement cells will be - a brown arm heals brown, a white arm heals white, etc. There may be a slight color difference, but that's because of the fact that scar tissue tends to be discolored compared to non-scar tissue.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds ASMR irritating. Something about teenage girls whispering and lip-smacking in my ear makes my skin crawl. Maybe if it was Chris Hemsworth or Ice Cube...
Yeah I don't really enjoy the stereotypical female ASMR, but there are some pretty unique channels by males that don't involve eating or gross mouth sounds. Let's Find Out ASMR and Ephemeral Rift are both AWESOME and educational/funny as well, I'd highly recommend checking them out before you write off all ASMR :)
@@ArtistChibi Ikr I hear that and I could not help myself and its worst cause I made a red shirt (it looks horrible btw) The person can survive though they just gotta say they are from Tng security was yellow then lol
The food touching question, the answer is sometimes. It depends on the person. I HATE when my food touches, but I like certant types of sandwiches. Lol. So like I said, all depends on the person.
As someone who won’t eat food when it touches a different food like on thanks giving I have one of those lunch trays with the section the only sandwich I eat is from subway because my brain thinks it’s all just one good like that or something but if my mom makes me a sandwich I won’t eat it or I’ll take it apart and eat it like that
I'm the same why I WILL NOT eat my food if they touch but like at the sametime give me a sandwich and I will eat it... IDK I guess its just depends on if the food belongs together or not
The average rent in mountain view an the surrounding bay area is $3500 for a studio apartment there's no kitchen and the bathroom is for the entire floor bathroom. It's just like a public bathroom with a shower on every floor
I had my phone sitting next to me and it dialed 911 without touching it, so I panicked and hung up. They called me back and asked if it was an emergency, so luckily I didn’t have cops show up at my door 😩
7:41 i related to this so MUCH!!!! my grandma falls asleep then i’ll ask for her ipad or to watch TV and she’ll wake up in an instant and say “no! i’m using it! (her ipad) or “no! i’m watching this show” yet she was dead sleep. then she’ll watch a movie over and over again and don’t even know what it’s about!
Google Maps assumes you're going the same speed as everyone else. so where I live in Florida it assumes you're going 20 miles over the speed limit. Don't question it
"2D is when you see the movies in it's regular settings. 3D means that it's right at you, giving you the in the movie experience. 4D movies gives you an increased feel that you're in the movie, by giving rain, wind and other effects that make you feel as though you're part of the environment.
11:30 Answer: so1 /sō/ adverb 1. to such a great extent. "the words tumbled out so fast that I could barely hear them" 2. to the same extent (used in comparisons). "he isn't so bad as you'd think" conjunction 1. and for this reason; therefore. "it was still painful so I went to see a specialist" 2. with the aim that; in order that. "they whisper to each other so that no one else can hear"
That does make sense, but it could also be that the phrase means "proceed to (go) checkout" with the "go" being implied, and also making the word "checkout" be a verb in that sense.
Actually. Depending on which seafood restaurant you go to, some places kill lobsters with a knife then boil them, and some other put them to sleep before boiling them so they die in their sleep.
I work 911 dispatch... DO NOT HANG UP IF YOU POCKET DIAL US!!! If we get a hang-up or dead line call we have to, at the very least, call you back. If we can't reach you, but we were able to get coordinates/address for the call we have to send an officer to your house. HUGE waste of resources. Just wait til we pick up and say it was a pocket dial.
Blessed your heart. I learned the hard way and got a stern talking by grandma as a kid.
good job sir! salute and yeah hoping that alot of people can see this msg of u
I wish I knew that when my 5 year old sister did it 🙄, but the thing is I was supposed to go home that day because my papa told me nobody was going to be home and I had to watch her. My teacher is going to tell me I can't go home I need to go to after school tutoring. I told my teach repeatedly I needed to go home, but no my teacher forced me to stay. When I got home, my sister ran to me sad because I wasn't there. I told her and she understood. Then, told me she called the police because she was scared. The thing I was afraid of her to do. The police came and told them that she was scared and the police understood. My sister was crying her eyes out so bad because she felt so bad for calling them. She gave the cop a hug and thanks. She never did it again though🙂
My son dialed 911 on my cell. He had just learned about 911 in daycare/preschool. I grabbed the phone and explained it to the operator what happened. They still sent out an officer to check my home to see if I was okay. I apologized profusely but the officer was really cool about everything. He told my son he was very smart for remembering that 911 is number to get help and to always remember to call it if he really needs the police to come help. But only if it’s serious or an emergency.
Hey E911, I'm a firefighter and just wanted to say thank you to all of you at dispatch for having our backs. We know that you don't get thanked much for what you do because nobody really realizes how much y'all actually do. You not only help get us out to those in need but you also help us avoid potential life hazards and warn us of on scene hazards. Thank you for having our backs.
Sometimes I think Alonzo is the one who needs a dictionary haha
Miranda 😂😂
Miranda when he said what's semi serious lmaooo
Fact
wtf stfu
Just somethimes 😂😂
I feel like Kevin Hart and Alonzo would be good friends
For obviously Reasons
Because they are both funny males
how tall is Alonzo I want to know for obvious reasons
Yessssw
*JOKE* You mean “mails”?
Kevin Hart isn't that funny in my opinion.
true
Alonzo thought he meant the sky would fall down but the man who commented meant the bullet 💀😂
Yeah lol 😂😂 In that case yes it is possible for a bullet to come back down and kill somebody
I can see how he got confused considering how the question was asked.
If that sentence was written for an assignment in English class, some teachers would write any missing words in red ink with an arrow pointing where and deduct points for it not being more specific.
I saw a show called 1,000 ways to die, and that scenario was shown.
I literally scrolled down to see if anybody commented on it......yeah this was the first comment
About bread tasting like soap: yeah, that's mold baby. When you actually SEE mold, that bread has been moldy for a long time. What you see is the reproductive parts about to pop off those spores. All that dry powdery stuff? Well, just think reproduction. So, if you eat a piece of bread that tastes like soap, spit it out and toss the bread into your compost pile. It's a goner.
Wendy Austin
So that stuff is like bread sperm or something? Ewwww
@@holeyschitt mold sperm, but yeah, lol.
Wendy Austin
Wtf I had bread cum in my mouth I give up on humanity
How do you know about that?
@@a_yxaccount4950 science...
Also, the last one, the mirror-less camera, yes. In old days, mirrors were typically backed by silver, which is reputedly harmful to vampires. Modern mirrors aren't silver backed, so theoretically, a vampire should be able to see his reflection. This means that any camera lacking a silver component should be able to capture their image.
Don't ask why I know this, just shut up and keep being hilarious.
I love you.
Tumblr, isn't it?
Jennifer Ellison I commented roughly the same thing except I forgot the question but, knew the silver backed part. I’ve loved all things vampire from my teenage years on up. Maybe longer cause now that I think about it I was watching vampire movie before then.
When I was in high school my friend accidentally hit the 911 emergency call on her phone in the middle of class, dead silence, everyone just hears "911 what's your emergency" she about shit herself and the teacher was like "wow you wanted out of class that bad" 😂😂😂
I can picture the whole thing in my head 😂
LMAO 😂😂😂
Tessa Baird 😂💀
I'm going to try that now 😂
@Janina Dillow Omg honestly that just made my day, that's hilarious 😂😂
"See-My" - Alonzo pronouncing semi 2018
TheRacing Gamer I scrolled down just to see if anyone else was having a laugh over it!
@@ShellasaurusRex92 XD
That's how my husband's uncle peonounces that word.
Frozen holy water isn’t holy anymore because to make holy water....
You have to boil the HELL out of it😂😂👏👏👏🤦🏼♀️
Brielle Culbertson or you can freeze the hell out of it
Or you could beat the devil out of it. :D
Or you can drink the hell out of it.
Purification is the main process.
This made my year 😌
Thank you
When i was a kid i dialed 911 at a waterpark from a payphone, i didnt think it would work because i didnt put any money in. I was on a school field trip and as we were leaving 2 firetrucks and multiple police cars were just arriving. Lesson learned, 911 is free on payphones.
911 is free to dial from any phone, including a cellphone with out service as long as its charged. For this reason most womens shelters collect old cell phones to give to abused women on the run.
gorillawarfair are you the same kid who was featured in one of Alonzo’s videos?
gorillawarfair I did the same on a cell phone with no SIM card. Apperently you do not need one to dial 911 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
Alyssa Marie we literally have the same first and middle name (if that is yours) I’m shook
gorillawarfair I bet half the people that read your comment was like wth is a pay phone lol 😂.
How do you even mispronounce the word "semi" lmaooooo
Okay first of all it's not a word, it's a prefix
i think people who live in different places just say it differently. i’ve heard people say it both ways
The fact that I'm going to write semi and semi and you're pronouncing it in different ways as you read is a good answer
To my ears Americans pronouncing it sem eye is wrong. We pronounce it sem ee so it really depends where you live.
@@hawkpaul8735
True but isn't semi one of words that are spelled the same but the pronunciations are different?
Like semi truck
It's a sem eye truck that is how you would say that.
6:55 “Hi, Welcome To Chili’s” anybody else though of that vine lol🤣
I CAN HEAR THAT VINE IN MY HEAD
like i said ... feel free to answer these questions
Bro... semi? Semi means partial, sort of, etc.
Get a dictionary!
The way you said semi, keeels me. *shakes head*
If I'm being straight with you, Mountain View is awful.
please do an asmr video like gibi
Yes, the bullet would absolutely come back. What goes up must come down. And random unsuspecting people have been killed by it several times.
The way he pronounced “semi” triggered me 😭
WEI-FOO
I'm your 100 like :)
FRRR
SAME
I know right, I feel like I was saying it wrong though
Your dad sounds like Sugar Mama off of The Proud Family 😂😂😂
Alonzo not knowing what a waifu is is probably one of the funniest things ive witnessed all year.
Kat meow wifi pillow 😂😂😂😂
Kat meow what IS waifu? Never heard of it
Scarlet Bourland essentially its an anime term for wife
I'm not surprised tho. He definitely doesn't watch anime
What is it?
3:00 Bruh. He's talking about the bullet not the sky....
😂😂😂...i cant believe he missed that....must be that semi waifu 🤣 im just messing
THANK YOU.
For goodness sakes, why on earth would he think that the sky would fall? Clearly the person was talking about the bullet.
I'm not surprised that people would think that, considering so many teens ate tide pods and snorted condoms up their noses. If they can't think not to do that then they more than likely can't think anything else through rationally
speaking of, yeah it could, but its unlikely.
He was being sarcastic you ignoramus....
Question: What happens if I inject orange juice into my veins?
Me: you’ll turn into Donald Trump.
Yep 🍊➡👨
2:56 fun fact, the bullet would fall back down and could indeed hurt someone.
Nicole Shank I’m not good at explaining it but basically it continues at the same acceleration up and down. So if you fire into the air, like they do in Wild West movies, it’ll eventually come back down and lodge itself into something.
Nicole Shank I actually heard it from my physics teacher. I found this article talking about how it could possibly injure someone. It isn’t likely, just possible lol
www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2017/02/15/firing-a-gun-into-the-air-can-kill-someone/amp/
A young girl got hit by a bullet at Disneyland in California because someone in the city around it (Anaheim) fired a gun straight up in the air.
My sister was at a foster home and someone at a party on the next street over shot a bullet into the air and it hit their tin on their shelter of the porch and hit near the window and left a dent in the metal
is that what happen to you? lol
Aww damn I thought it was up already. Never mind.
I love Alonzo's channel. Always makes me laugh!!
I thought so too so I clicked on it 😂
Same here. It's gonna be up in 25 minutes anyway.
Oh, and you're cute ☺
Kerry Ann Him and a lot of a TH-camrs put a smile on my face.
not long now!! Bring it. Aww god bless the dumb people!! I'm always very careful with my grammar when commenting on these videos cos I would be very embarrassed laughing at peoples spelling errors and having my own!!!!
I agree
The whisper actually gave me a weird sensation
He can't pronounce "semi" right? He's done too many "dumbest fails" videos
And he doesn't know what it means... fail lol
Or pronounce rotary
I was looking for this comment 😂😂
Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed that
"Seemeye"
At 5:15 you asked for an explanation so here you go😁. Oceans are salty because as rain water washes over rocks inland, it becomes slightly acidic with dosolved carbonic acid (carbon dioxide). When that water reaches the ocean, it erodes the rocks, releasing chemicals like chloride and sodium, i.e a salty taste.
We love a smart shishter
I wish i knew smart words
I love how Alonzo roasts everyone...BUT he can’t pronounce semi. 🤣
Lol
Alonzo did not disappoint!! I'm with him on the Starbucks thing ...but I dont like coffee so..I wouldn't see the appeal.
I like coffee and I agree with him! It's just overpriced garbage.
If you tried a non coffee frappe or chai tea you might understand what the fuss is all about. I did, now I can't live without my frappe
Kerry Ann i like Starbucks bcs they have like a delicious frappuccino that doesnt even have any coffee in it
Idatria Brown Me too! I love the mango and passionfruit one
I don't like coffee too. I like tea more. Although once I tried at least one from Starbucks which wasn't that bad mostly because it's mixed with other ingredients and it's sweeter. But if it's just regular coffee, even if it had milk or sugar in it, I'll still hate it. One time I was in another country, I had a coffee from Starbucks(I think it's cuz I've never tried Starbucks before so I just wanted it) which I had to give it to my dad. I couldn't finish it cuz it's freaking bitter and that night it was *SOO* hard for me to sleep. Usually I can fall asleep quickly. I've tried drinking coffee before and I don't think I've ever not been able to sleep but for some reason, I couldn't sleep until very late after drinking that Starbucks coffee. Since I couldn't sleep, I got bored so I watched TV shows at the hotel until I felt sleepy.
For 5:47 a waifu. Noun. (fandom slang) A fictional character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) that one is attracted to and considers a significant other. Just google it
Him: Why is he so infatuated with the moon?
Maybe he's Jack Frost
“Salt in the ocean comes from rocks on land.
The rain that falls on the land contains some dissolved carbon dioxide from the surrounding air. This causes the rainwater to be slightly acidic due to carbonic acid (which forms from carbon dioxide and water).
As the rain erodes the rock, acids in the rainwater break down the rock. This process creates ions, or electrically charged atomic particles. These ions are carried away in runoff to streams and rivers and, ultimately, to the ocean. Many of the dissolved ions are used by organisms in the ocean and are removed from the water. Others are not used up and are left for long periods of time where their concentrations increase over time.
Two of the most prevalant ions in seawater are chloride and sodium. Together, they make up over 90 percent of all dissolved ions in the ocean. Sodium and Chloride are 'salty.'
The concentration of salt in seawater (salinity) is about 35 parts per thousand, on average. Stated in another way, about 3.5 percent of the weight of seawater comes from the dissolved salts.
By some estimates, if the salt in the ocean could be removed and spread evenly over the Earth’s land surface it would form a layer more than 500 feet thick, about the height of a 40-story office building,” (National Ocean Services, June 25, 2018)
Your hands get ashy in the cold because the blood vessels are closing up. This keeps the majority of your body’s blood and warmth in your core, allowing your organs to function properly. Your organs need that warmth. The air is often cold and dry, causing your skin to be stripped of it’s protective oils. That causes your skin to dry out.
Are you a scientist?¿??¿
"Copy and paste"
Oh geez..... the only reason that the ocean is salty is because the ocean floor is basalt which is another form of salt. You made it wat to complicated. If what you said was true then freshwater lakes should be salty too.
Huh. I thought that ocean is salty just because the rains wash away the soil and dust there, that just contain sodium among other things, but had no idea that water actually chemically reacts with minerals during the rain. Fascinating.
@@DarthBiomech its because of the ocean floor is basalt which is another form of salt.
"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT". 7:27 - 7:30
That's Sweet Brown, when her apartment caught on fire.
"I got bronchitis... Ain't nobody got time for that."
Alonzo: Does Google maps assume you will die ?
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
How come I can sit on a couch/chair for HOURS ON TOP OF HOURS then stand up and be fine? But if I sit on a TOILET for 15 MINUTES then stand up I can't feel my legs anymore and can barely walk? And Lonzo.. Some people can have some booty problems that causes them to need more than 10 minutes on the toilet. 😒🤣💯
Shyell Jadai its the height of the chair vs the toilet.
Actually it’s because the ring of the toilet seat pushes against part of your leg, cutting off a bit of your circulation. So when you stand the blood is rushing to your legs and it feels funky.
It’s a drop in Blood pressure when you are barring down on your bowels you trigger a vagus nerve. It atomically will slow blood flow to your lower extremities hence the dead 🦵.
I read books on the toilet. The lighting is better and my room is usually cold.
Because a couch is soft and even a wooden or plastic chair does not have a hole in the middle, so the edge of the chair is not pressing up into your leg as hard as it would when the weight of your butt hanging is causing the toilet seat to press into the back of your thigh cutting off your circulation
When I was probably 5-6 years old I was down in Houston with my grandma visiting her side of the family. We ended up at the ER, I think with my great grandma but I can't remember all the details. Anyway, it was a small town hospital and I was getting so annoyed because no one was paying attention to me. (I was the only person under 50ish)... so I said I was going to go to the restroom and went to the pay phone.. . (kids won't know what that is... you put a quarter in it and called whoever you wanted, unless you were calling 911, then it was free)... so, I called 911 (FROM THE EMERGENCY ROOM!) The lady comes on the phone and asks what the emergency is and I tell her, that I'm bored and no one will pay attention to me. You could tell that she was trying not to laugh so she said, ma'am... this line is for emergencies only. I said, it is an emergency... that's why we are in the emergency room. But no one will play with me. Keep in mind this is a small town ER, and we are the only family even in the waiting room. So the lady tells me that 911 is not a number you call when you're bored or want attention because someone who is really needing help can't get through because I'm talking to her. So, I go back and sit with my family... no-one knows that I've called 911, they all think I've been in the bathroom and I just start playing with my doll and listening to what I thought was boring adult conversations... when an EMSA worker walks into the ER and says, we received a 911 call from a small girl and wanted to make sure everything was ok. I FROZE. Remember, we are the only family in the whole waiting room. My granny looks at me and says, did you call 911? I just started shaking my head no as quickly as I could... then I started crying and fessed up. Everyone in my family thought it was funny... except for my Granny... I got an ear full the whole ride home... to Oklahoma... from Houston, TX... needless to say, I never called 911 outside of an emergency situation again. But it's funny to think about 25 years later. (Just don't bring it up to Granny, she's still mad about it! LOL)
Dunno if young teenager is still a ‘kid’ but I know what a pay phone is... sick of the ‘kids these days’ like stuff
@@tspence25 It wasn't meant to be offensive, I've truly told that story to people in their early 20's that didn't know what a pay phone was. Plus, you rarely see them anymore.
Hillary nonono I’m not offended just tired of those Kids these days like comment people make
“I donT know whY I rEAt thaT question liKe thaT.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lobsters and crabs decompose quickly that’s why they are cooked alive and oceans are salty because of minerals that flow in from river deltas which contain high levels of sodium and other mineral salts
Not only that, but the 'meat' is more like liquid before cooked. They function like hydraulically powered machines.
Mountain View is ridiculously expensive. When my sister moved there, their rent on a 1000 sq foot house was 8x their mortgage on the 1700 sq foot house they'd owned in South Carolina before they moved. The house they lived in was built in the 1950s, not updated, and had the garage turned into a non-heated bonus room. You could stand between houses and touch both walls. It was valued at over 1 million dollars.
They recently moved back to SC and bought a house that was less than 5 years old and more than twice the size of their rental in Mountain View for less than half of what their rental was valued at. Oh, and their neighborhood in Mountain View? Within six months of them moving out, someone purchased the burnt out SHELL of one of the houses for over a million dollars.
So yeah, Mountain View IS that expensive.
I live next to mountain view and I gotta say, I can't wait to finally move out of state! What we're paying for a 2 bed apt, we'll be able to get a 4 bed, 2 story house in a state we're interested in.
“Am I 2D right now?” 😂😂🤦♀️
for the middle eastern checkbox person, there’s an asian checkbox. the middle east is part of asia. “asian” doesn’t just mean like chinese, korean, japanese, etc.
So m
Bruh
If they were referring to the race check box then middle easterners fall in the "white" category.
"White - A person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East, or North Africa."
@@gggsayian535 nope a white person is someone from european descent. :)
This was funny asf who agrees
Irvin Dominguez me I cannot stop crying that how hard I am laughing
Omg! For real, I got the ASMR tingles when you started whispering lol..
The fact that the "get a dictionary" guy constantly mispronounces common words amazes me. I think that's why I watch.
Semi... FFS MAN!😜
*Edited to add "homicide." Sweet Jesus.
*And "rotary."
BasedOma yes
Facts
BasedOma his name is alonzo
I'm not that far into the video yet and I'm already disappointed-
Add "groove" to that list because he pronounced it like "grove" in one video.
I actually agree with the first lottery question!. Ive always said myself: If I ever win a huge amount of money in whatever lottery I don’t want any cameras or newspapers involved. And always wonder why (especialy here in The Netherlands) the cameracrews always film the signs with the streetnames and housenumbers and use the winners full names.. anyway, great video again Alonzo! 😄
I mean my period feels like a waterfall is coming out from down there. TMI?
llindsseyy yea same here. I hate it.
llindsseyy mine feels like someone is stabbing me and the blood is coming from down there
Mine feels like my insides are going to fall out
Same tho
RELATABLE😂
Tickling used to be a torturing method😂😂
Yazmine Carter just kill me. I’m way too ticklish.
Used to? Boy, it's still a torturing method :D
It still is though
I can believe that
Dude, live this channel, and love my aunt for introducing me to it. Love ya Alonzo!
Laughter is the best medicine but it can't fix when ur chest hurts from laughing so much 😂😂😂
Amen 😂😂
Lol @ "Dude, live this channel".... you're living this channel right now!
Jacob C. I live it too. XD
Many of these were questions I didn't know I had before
I like eating alone. It was a little awkward at first but I was hungry so halfway through I didn't care.
Waifu is a weeb term.
Basically means wife.
I'm so glad I have a person that's on my page-
They probably don't feel cheated on, they probably feel like family.
Basically it means a crush on a female fictional character, though.
@@DarthBiomech forgot that part
That moment you recognize writers asking questions "hypothetically of course" 😂😂😂
Ocean water is salt because of large deposits of salt on the ocean floor. just like that large deposits of salt in deserts they exist under water also especially considering that more land is under water than it is above water.
Let's not forget about the fact that rivers can also carry minerals (like salt) in small amounts - since most of the rivers in the world dump into the ocean, and the water can evaporate when the minerals can't, it just makes sense that all those minerals would accumulate and concentrate in the oceans over time.
A waifu is pronounced
Wife-u.
Its like...an anime girl wife.
Somehow I just know he's gonna end up mispronouncing that as "wife-you" if he ever reads it... xD
Wife-oo would be an easier pronunciation.
13:31 They had to have been watching Futurama when typing that question🤣
9:15 Cows get fat because in their stomach they have bacteria that can digest cellulose, which is a polysaccharide in plants. Here, this is your biology lesson.
Lmaoo Dumbest Fails is getting to you. The number of words you mispronounced lol
E x a c t l y 😂
I laughed so hard when he didn’t know what a waifu pillow was
I so wanted him to look it up and see his reaction
I admit it. I am on the toilet for 20 minutes on my phone and my right leg falls asleep lol
And dude when i stand up bitch is ticklish
um tea bye. And your cheeks be hurting 😂
Whenever I stay on the toilet too long, it's always my left leg that falls asleep...
Yeah, if you eat 5000 callories of anything but you only work off 2000 you will gain 3000 callories worth of weight, it doesn't matter what you eat honestly, the only reason fitness trainers tell you to lay off the junk food in the first place is to have better control over your diet, because telling you to eat less junk food when you don't count how many callories of junk food you eat, is just going to make their job harder. That being said you can still eat junk food and lose weight, but you have to count the callories.
Dirk Kruger every 3000 calories is 1lb, for those who dont know.
Dirk Kruger fun fact. 3500 calories is about one lb therefore cutting or adding that amount to your weekly diet will allow you to lose or gain more easily 👌🏼👌🏼
Also learning to have treats on occasion is very helpful to avoid binging. If you don’t fill abad craving it’s a high possibility that you will end up bing eating junk if you’re prone to it.
Whenever he says "I heard" I'm just like where are you getting this information😂😂😂😂😂
Umm... How does Alonso not know semi and waifu? Semi (partway). Waifu (Japanese pronunciation of "wife" used to describe a 2D character that someone has an attraction to).
Most people do not know what a waifu is.
Yeah but come on Alonzo, you don't know what semi is lol?
Hell, I don’t even know what a Waifu is.
Weebs
AceMcCrank aka, not fucking weebs
How do you not know how to pronounce semi?! 😂
Haha, I have never heard anyone pronounce it that way.
Exactly
Tara Morgan bahahahahah!
He should have his own "stupidness" video made for this one. He also said "hairline" when he meant goosebumps. And he read a question ending in the word "die" when no such word was anywhere and the word was really "speed."
I think he was smoking something here lmao
I immediately thought "GET A DICTIONARY!"
Did Alonzo really say “semi” like that??
The different colored arm question is actually a good one. I wanna know too
Considering the way that skin heals, the transplanted arm would heal the same color it originally was, not the color that you have naturally. Wounds heal by the cells present in that area multiplying rapidly to replace the damaged and/or missing cells that were lost to the injury, so whatever color the cells in the injured area are is the color that the replacement cells will be - a brown arm heals brown, a white arm heals white, etc. There may be a slight color difference, but that's because of the fact that scar tissue tends to be discolored compared to non-scar tissue.
These dumbest fails vids are rotting your mind dude, especially if you don't know what 'semi' means
Alonzo you are so freaking funny do more videos with kash I 😍 u
“What's a Sea my serious answer ! “
I believe that that completely normal man was trying to say semi ( se me ) not semi ( see my )
.
I thought it was up so I set a timer and about to take a nap before it comes on
Smart.
@@mickeythelovelyfairy thank you lol day off includes TH-cam and naps lol
Ah, well. I shall wait. I love it when Alonzo makes fun of Internet's stupidity at its best 😂
"Am I 2-dimensional right now?"
They're infecting him.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds ASMR irritating. Something about teenage girls whispering and lip-smacking in my ear makes my skin crawl. Maybe if it was Chris Hemsworth or Ice Cube...
Jamie G ew yeah dude I agree. Hearing someone chew and shit is like ahhhhhh
So true
I like soap carving ASMR but lip smacking, chewing, and slime ASMR just makes me irritated and my skin crawl.
Yeah I don't really enjoy the stereotypical female ASMR, but there are some pretty unique channels by males that don't involve eating or gross mouth sounds. Let's Find Out ASMR and Ephemeral Rift are both AWESOME and educational/funny as well, I'd highly recommend checking them out before you write off all ASMR :)
HOLD UP! That Halloween costume question. Don't do it, man. Red shirts always be the first to get killed, unless they're a main character.
Thank you for this comment.
I was wondering if anyone had the same reaction as me when I heard that part.
@@datawolf39 Immediate reaction. HAHA!
@@ArtistChibi
Ikr
I hear that and I could not help myself and its worst cause I made a red shirt (it looks horrible btw)
The person can survive though they just gotta say they are from Tng security was yellow then lol
@@datawolf39 OH YEAH! XD
He jus held up 2 fingers and asked “am I 2d?”💀
The food touching question, the answer is sometimes. It depends on the person. I HATE when my food touches, but I like certant types of sandwiches. Lol. So like I said, all depends on the person.
K-POPIN Day 10197 I agree. I hate when my food touches too but it depends on the food as well
As someone who won’t eat food when it touches a different food like on thanks giving I have one of those lunch trays with the section the only sandwich I eat is from subway because my brain thinks it’s all just one good like that or something but if my mom makes me a sandwich I won’t eat it or I’ll take it apart and eat it like that
Dude same.
Armyyyyyyy
I'm the same why I WILL NOT eat my food if they touch but like at the sametime give me a sandwich and I will eat it... IDK I guess its just depends on if the food belongs together or not
I called the police once when I was a kid, and. When they replied i hung up 😂
When he said “the boogie monster” I about died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My stomach hurt and watching you and laughing makes it hurt more
These questions honestly will keep me up all night
Absolutely love your videos!!! Keep up the great work!!! I always laugh watching you!!!
The average rent in mountain view an the surrounding bay area is $3500 for a studio apartment there's no kitchen and the bathroom is for the entire floor bathroom. It's just like a public bathroom with a shower on every floor
I had my phone sitting next to me and it dialed 911 without touching it, so I panicked and hung up. They called me back and asked if it was an emergency, so luckily I didn’t have cops show up at my door 😩
7:41 i related to this so MUCH!!!! my grandma falls asleep then i’ll ask for her ipad or to watch TV and she’ll wake up in an instant and say “no! i’m using it! (her ipad) or “no! i’m watching this show” yet she was dead sleep. then she’ll watch a movie over and over again and don’t even know what it’s about!
All real fans of Alonzo can really like this🙄
You put crabs and lobster in ice and they will go into a coma and won't feel it when u boil them
PushyParachute all these good tips for animals. Y’all are so ethica
Ethical*
It just slows down their metabolism so they can't fight. They still feel it.
"does it feel a little like a bladder leak or something else" ummm something else😂💀
Google Maps assumes you're going the same speed as everyone else. so where I live in Florida it assumes you're going 20 miles over the speed limit. Don't question it
he “heard” a lot of things this episode 😂💯
"2D is when you see the movies in it's regular settings. 3D means that it's right at you, giving you the in the movie experience. 4D movies gives you an increased feel that you're in the movie, by giving rain, wind and other effects that make you feel as though you're part of the environment.
Some of these questions are legit making me have an existential crisis 😂 What is life?!
ASMR whispers give me anxiety. I like the nature sounds
Nature sounds are just nature's way of asmr. Also there are asmr's without talking as well
I dont usually get tingles from ASMR but when Alonzo started whispering, I got tingles
that little asmr he did was nice 😂
What are you doing?!? Lmao. I thought it was uploaded. Not cool Alonzo, not cool.
It’s not? Also most TH-camrs are doing this idk what’s going on
I was eating and Alonzo started whispering. Not only did I feel a tingling sensation, but I also dropped my salad bowl onto my lap.
7:33 I’m pretty sure that’s every dad 😂😂
I have heard
(Seh-my)
(Seh-me)
But never
(Sea-my)
Aw, love this....no Alonso scandal...just pure entertainment
This video is just Alonzo asking stupid questions about stupid questions. lol
Who else already liked before the video started?
Me 😂
Meeee
Same
Kiria Loath me
Kiria Loath 🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♀️
11:30
Answer:
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/sō/
adverb
1.
to such a great extent.
"the words tumbled out so fast that I could barely hear them"
2.
to the same extent (used in comparisons).
"he isn't so bad as you'd think"
conjunction
1.
and for this reason; therefore.
"it was still painful so I went to see a specialist"
2.
with the aim that; in order that.
"they whisper to each other so that no one else can hear"
The water is salty because the minerals in rivers
Thank you
Checkout in that sentence would be a noun as proceed would be the verb.
That does make sense, but it could also be that the phrase means "proceed to (go) checkout" with the "go" being implied, and also making the word "checkout" be a verb in that sense.
Actually. Depending on which seafood restaurant you go to, some places kill lobsters with a knife then boil them, and some other put them to sleep before boiling them so they die in their sleep.
This was so worth the wait....