I've actually saw that years ago. It was at a national park where the movie Avatar made it famous. There was also a sign that translates, "Don't step on the grass. It has feeling."
for the confused.. paul is dead baul is dead ball dead (dead in arabic is ميت) (that ميت is pronounced as may•t) (google translator thinks may•t is meat) ball dead ball meat meat ball (ميت بول) 🙂
I hope that you enjoy your "Racist park!" HAHAHA! It's amazing that some people don't even try to translate correctly. I mean, we are in 2019 now and I just hope they gonna change this because it's ridiculous and really bizarre, hahaha!
The "Paul is dead", the "chick salon", the "evil saloon", the "dead slow children", and the "chicken murder" signs are NOT in India. The lettering is in Arabic.
The funniest one I ever did see was a store in Japan that was having a sale and all the signs said FUCKING SALE. Apparently, the owner didn’t know English and thought “fucking” was just an English synonym for awesome.
"tiny grass is dreaming" is one of my favorites, too! Your presentation is just killing me, man! I went into a paroxysm of laughter and near peed myself!
+Giordan Diodato the word "fuck" is "dry", as usual. "Explode" could be the same Chinese word as "wok-frying on high heat" in cooking terms. So to sum that up, wok-fried duck with no sauce.....
Okay I speak Chinese and it actually said "be careful not to slip on the ice." Like where the hell did "ice" go??? STOP USING ONLINE TRANSLATORS, CHINA!
I died laughing at “Manuel always doing shit!” Everyone at our house are already sleeping and I have to keep myself from laughing too loud... My dad still heard me though and knocked on my door! He thought I was crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I plan to learn Japanese, Korean, Mandarin, Thai, and Arabic, and one day I'll be able to read these. I feel like the correct translations will make it even better.
so y'all telling me the only thing Alonzo saw wrong with the picture at 3:05 was something about a handbag?!?!? we just gone act like it doesn't say "do not fuck the gum" 😩
I was laughing the whole time. Only problem is, I'm not supposed to have my phone at night so I played it off as a cough. My mum thought I had another asthma attack 😂
Ok my parents are sleeping in the other room and I had to plug my nose and put my face in a pillow because I was laughing so much and I didn’t want to wake up my parents!! Lol 😂
You're trying not to wake up your parents? I'm doing homework, and my sisters get suspicious when I do ONE giggle! Even if it's something I saw ages ago that just decided to come to my head!
This was epic! One of the best fails video in a long time. On a side note; My 6 year old just got out of the shower midway through this video and I was already laughing my ass off. He started crying saying soap was in his eyes, and he was rubbing his eyes with the towel. My husband says, "don't rub it, tap it." And I just watch as my son starts to hit himself in the eye over and over again. I was already laughing from this video, and you know how laughter works and how it's hard to stop. So I was in tears, laughing so hard it was silent. I wasn't trying to but couldn't help myself. And now my 6 year old is mad at me for laughing at him. So thanks for that. Lmao
Same but as an eighth grader who is hard to wake up , if I got caught staying up I would be DEAD and I’m trying SO HARD not to laugh *I don’t want to die*
Some quick things: Whatever (Sui Bian) is a drink brand. One place one dream is a joke on One world one dream, the 2008 Olympic slogan. Tiny grass is dreaming is intentional. Honestly, all the nice signs in Chinese are intentional. We like being nice.
Its so funny to me cause i speak both English and Arabic and i get where the misunderstanding happened like "pregnant bags" it says حامل which means both pregnant and carrier
Speaking of toilets I went to this place in turkey and the guys toilet sign said "blah" *The women's toilet sign said "blah blah blah blah blah blah etc.* I laughed so hard I was so glad I was near a toilet XD
10:48 😆😂🤣😆😆😂🤣😆 That's in Arabic, Hamil means pregnant it also means when you are carrying something. So literally it means pregnant, but indirectly arabic can be confusing. It means direction "if you are carrying a bag" .
"Please don't kiss me, don't touch me" is especially funny because it's not even a wrong translation, that's actually what it says.
LaylaAiri you dont know?
Liege Gaia I love your profile picture.
I also don't see how it's rude they said please. They're just setting their boundaries.
@@MichelleLM88 they are just trying to make the grass look cute so people will be like "awwww" and dont step on the grass
I've actually saw that years ago. It was at a national park where the movie Avatar made it famous. There was also a sign that translates, "Don't step on the grass. It has feeling."
for the confused..
paul is dead
baul is dead
ball dead
(dead in arabic is ميت)
(that ميت is pronounced as may•t)
(google translator thinks may•t is meat)
ball dead
ball meat
meat ball (ميت بول)
🙂
Joe Mysic thanks for clarification
Thx
Than you for saving my brain cells
the evolution cycle... what a wonder
Somehow that was even more confusing.
I’m from China, and I’ve been living near to that “Racist Park”in Beijing for over 10 yrs
What’s it really translate to? I’m curious.
thenightcrook 民族园means the People's park or resident's park..😂😂😂
EasyDuo Cellos
Nationalities’ Park
or Park for nationalities.
From google translate.
thenightcrook "ethnic (diversity) park"
I hope that you enjoy your "Racist park!" HAHAHA! It's amazing that some people don't even try to translate correctly. I mean, we are in 2019 now and I just hope they gonna change this because it's ridiculous and really bizarre, hahaha!
Don't you just love how Alonzo's reading something, and then his voice cracks when he gets to a funny part?
That's what happens to me
At 3:06 he missed the best part. Do not f**k the gum. It was on the operate the scope sign
Yah i know lol
Oh yeah he makes the videos funnier because of that
And it really makes me laugh so hard
This is what the world need, a joyful man with a smiley face on and recording in TH-cam
Let's all take a moment of silent and pray for Paul.
R.I.P. Paul
It was a homiecide...
He was Alonzo's homie
U fucking idiots the proper translation is meatballs
@@hassandarwish1176 was jok
That just made think of Paul Walker
R.I.P Paul
😂
“I rather look for THE MISSING FOOT!”
GOT ME DED😂I laughed so hard😂👏
Everything had me dead
Sign: “All is”
Alonzo: “ALLI”
It's funnier with that ether way
The English says "Paul is dead" but the Arabic says "meat ball" WHAT DID THEY DO TO PAUL!?
Darcey Mussey broooo the Arabic made all of this a hundred times funnier tbh 😹😹
Meat when written with Arabic letters looks like the word Dead,
رناد فهد. makes sense thanks
Leeanna Gardner you welcome 💖.
I didn't even get to go to Paul's funeral.he was my best friend
The "Paul is dead", the "chick salon", the "evil saloon", the "dead slow children", and the "chicken murder" signs are NOT in India. The lettering is in Arabic.
Yeah
ok?
In the 'chick salon' part, did you not hear him say "This doesn't have to be in India"?
@@ginazarantonello8518 wdym "ok?". It's like confusing French with Indonesian.
Ooooh
The funniest one I ever did see was a store in Japan that was having a sale and all the signs said FUCKING SALE.
Apparently, the owner didn’t know English and thought “fucking” was just an English synonym for awesome.
I’m glad I came to the comments section! You made my week!
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 love this.
It kind of is though, in some ways 😂
They were not wrong 😂😭
“F*ck the duck until exploded” I literally died and came back to life at that moment😂😂😂
🤣
The duck is suing the human involved in that incident 🦆
Same, my soul touched god and came back in like half a second 😅😂😂
Isn't this an accurate description of some stds?
"Y'all heard of a discount? Nope! This is a discunt!" LMFAO
RIP Paul, gone but never forgotten #PrayforPaul
man, they don got paul :'(
Paul didn't deserve what he got
Thanks dude!
We all thinking about Paul Walker right...?? Because when I saw that part, my first thought was of him and it made me sad
Funny thing is, I immediately thought of the Beatles "Paul Is Dead" scandal... guess I'm old as hell lol
The trees are mean the bean sprouts are stupid... lol
"tiny grass is dreaming" is one of my favorites, too!
Your presentation is just killing me, man! I went into a paroxysm of laughter and near peed myself!
R. I. P
Paul
Will always be missed by Alonzo Lerone
Insanity Playz I’m alive!
@@paulnash6944
Yay!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Insanity Playz Why does everyone think I’m dead?
@@paulnash6944
Watch the video
Insanity Playz I did.
As a Chinese who speaks fluent English this makes me die inside a little while laughing
Warden Jarek me too. Yes, Gan is a slang in Chinese for fuck. But for fucks sakes, gan is also DRY. And in that case, it’s DRIED vegetables aisle.
yeah take the "meat muscle stupid bean sprouts" as an example... it actually DID write "stupid bean sprouts" in Chinese
Fact that Chinese love to dry their foods doesn't help either
what's 5:26? The "fuck a duck until exploded"
+Giordan Diodato the word "fuck" is "dry", as usual. "Explode" could be the same Chinese word as "wok-frying on high heat" in cooking terms.
So to sum that up, wok-fried duck with no sauce.....
"Slip and fall down carefully" omg i've never laughed that hard in my hole life 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fun Me whole
Okay I speak Chinese and it actually said "be careful not to slip on the ice." Like where the hell did "ice" go??? STOP USING ONLINE TRANSLATORS, CHINA!
I'm just learnign Chinese but I recognized the characters for "Slip" and Ice
"Hole"?
I died laughing at “Manuel always doing shit!”
Everyone at our house are already sleeping and I have to keep myself from laughing too loud...
My dad still heard me though and knocked on my door! He thought I was crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, crying.. of laughter! 🤣
Shh, the tiny grass is dreaming. *Pats grass gently*
😘😘😘😘
Check this for more funny translation fails (look at menu translation! :D ): www.weaving-words.uk/blog
I love it so much.
Grass: dont kiss me, dont touch me.
Whispering “ No. Don’t! It’ll wake up.”
Alonzo: "What the hell is an exploded duck?"
Me: "A dead one."
E x a c t l y
This video cured my anxiety. Im not even kidding I haven't felt this chill and I haven't laughed this much in weeks 👍👍👍👍
Alonzo does the same for me(. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
I hope you feel better 💗
@@yohanaalem1332 Live is looking up. Martial arts (or physical activity of any kind) does really help. Thanks for checking in!
I remember we were at a resort and they were serving “mashed Pope” 😂
I plan to learn Japanese, Korean, Mandarin, Thai, and Arabic, and one day I'll be able to read these. I feel like the correct translations will make it even better.
I swear this is 1000x funnier when you can actually understand one or more of these languages 😂😂😂😂
raneem almuza ميت بول...😂
Dude I was thinking I was the only one here thinking that
Tiqi 98 😂😂😂
"Lemongrass frog technology" will be the name of my new band
Le frogge hiding something
I was NOT ready for Cash’s cameo...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Shredded children"
"Consumption of the elderly and children."
Honey, we got them baby back ribs for a reason~ ;3
*scratches Chili's from potential restaurants to visit*
Alycornz I got mindfucked by that cute pfp, and that terrifying sentence.
Alycornz yes sweaty
LOL. Good point.
so y'all telling me the only thing Alonzo saw wrong with the picture at 3:05 was something about a handbag?!?!? we just gone act like it doesn't say "do not fuck the gum" 😩
peachychristi 😂😂😂😂😂
Well spotted :)
What?
yessss!!! I had to pause it to read it😂😂😂😂
🤣😂😂😂😂😂😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
When u live in Japan and you see these signs every week
The struggle is real
I was laughing the whole time. Only problem is, I'm not supposed to have my phone at night so I played it off as a cough. My mum thought I had another asthma attack 😂
Ok my parents are sleeping in the other room and I had to plug my nose and put my face in a pillow because I was laughing so much and I didn’t want to wake up my parents!! Lol 😂
You're trying not to wake up your parents? I'm doing homework, and my sisters get suspicious when I do ONE giggle! Even if it's something I saw ages ago that just decided to come to my head!
Same😂
The missing foot took me out and I woke everyone up 💀🤣🤣🤣🤦
I watch this when I smoke outside. At night it gets really difficult to keep my volume down.
This was epic! One of the best fails video in a long time.
On a side note;
My 6 year old just got out of the shower midway through this video and I was already laughing my ass off. He started crying saying soap was in his eyes, and he was rubbing his eyes with the towel.
My husband says, "don't rub it, tap it."
And I just watch as my son starts to hit himself in the eye over and over again.
I was already laughing from this video, and you know how laughter works and how it's hard to stop.
So I was in tears, laughing so hard it was silent. I wasn't trying to but couldn't help myself.
And now my 6 year old is mad at me for laughing at him.
So thanks for that. Lmao
Go to any Bathroom after eating taco bell and it becomes a place of prayer too.
AbsurdlyLudicrous that's because it's really it's praying that you'll get off right when you get on
That ain't funny it was a mosque a holy place for Muslims where they pray to to their God and only God Allah. 🙄It ain't funny 😒😒😒😒
One time I went to taco Bell and the water in the toilet was hot. Like, steaming hot.
Am I the only one who doesn’t get diarrhea after eating Taco Bell?
Good thing i never ate taco bell in my life 😂😂
Well at least they can spell pregnant
TRUE.
Thats what I thought
Pregananant
Everyone knows how to spell prenganat.
@@pixxiworley8529 pregante
I was eating when he said "PAUL IS IN THAT COCONUT!" I spat all my food out lol
I can read both Chinese and English, that’s why this video is like 100000x funnier for me😂
Daisy Wong +1
+1 I'm from Taiwan
Daisy Wong
I can speak Russian, in French....
Daisy Wong I can read Japanese and English and I saw a bit of Japanese and laughed.
Finnish at 7:47! "Unfortunately the elevator is broken" :D
I just love eating fries pulls out the rotten child
10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos HAHHA 😂😂
I like it with a side of crap leg.
Aryanna Dawn don't forget the Syrian Paralysis Cheese
10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos I saw you at another video xddd
10,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos
Same dude😂😂😂
Don't forget that Paul is dead 😋
"PAUL IS IN THAT COCONUT"
Best quote of 2018 and 2019
Wow I've never got 2 like before
i think the chinese put these phrases into google translate and hope for the best
yup english is a BITCH
people in China couldnt use google translate tho
@@pxrtthrxx VPN啊lel
Yes, it's so obvious! Hahaha!
Why are you so entertaining. I could literally be having the worst day and just 1 minute of any of your videos makes me feel so much better.
Elevator is so broken *DEAD*
Even the original text is mispelled.
I really like the "Than"Q"" joke, Alonzo looks so proud when he says "k"
The way he screams sometimes when he reads these are seriously more funny than the video. LMAO I love his videos!!
I watched this in the middle of the night and I was laughing so hard I'm pretty sure everyone in my house woke up 😂😂
Gloria roman SAMMMMEEEE
Same
Gloria roman same here!
Same but as an eighth grader who is hard to wake up , if I got caught staying up I would be DEAD and I’m trying SO HARD not to laugh *I don’t want to die*
Reem Said-al-naief yess same
How can you slip and carefully fall down? Eeerrr *lion king music starts playing*
I laughed my ass off at "Somebody done got Paul!"
Literally 40% of these fails are typos. Lmao
I'm dying of laughter dead slow children playing 😂😂😂
When children play in the road, the dead ones were too slow.
walking dead reference
Kash is so precious 😭❤️You're pretty cute too, Alonzo... but, more Kash please! 🤣
It is about how funny the things are
And not about cash even thow cash is pretty funny
I know, I was just being facetious 👍🏻😅
aaaam an ay a ......
Sharon Femmer cash is not funny.. he's cute.
i like how he thought the Arabic writing is in India :)
I love him
Urdu and Arabic actually do look alike
Did he confused that with Urdu?
But nobody writes signs in urdu
@@ChaseMC215 Urdu would be Pakistan.
I wish I could put up 17 'thumbs up' because this is so funny!
LOL....good idea. : )
Hooray for people that have content on their channel.
But... why 17???!!
(just a pulled-out-of-the-air number to indicate how much I wanted to 'thumbs-up Mr. A's video)!
J Jo 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍😉
Paul is in that coconut! Hahahahahaha Alonzo Lerone your the best!
* GASPS *
*KASH!*
Give me yours.
"Manuel always doing shit!"😂😂😂
Alonzo has to make a video about all the errors he made in this video 💀
so many D: i tried to make some of them right in the comments
So many on the languages... 😂😂😂
maya totally true.
Needs*
Some quick things: Whatever (Sui Bian) is a drink brand.
One place one dream is a joke on One world one dream, the 2008 Olympic slogan.
Tiny grass is dreaming is intentional. Honestly, all the nice signs in Chinese are intentional. We like being nice.
That is Arabic, not Indian dude...
A random gamer okay and
i guess it makes it a little less of a gay scribble
Plus Indian isn't even a language
@@lazyp3116 correct and I have a hunch since the main headings are in Urdu or Arabic they are from Muslim majority countries
They write read and speak Arabic in India
“Beware of missing foot!” Got me choking so much from laughter!
We need another one of these videos!!! I was just laughing so hard I was crying at this
Omg, this is one of the reasons I chose to become an English language teacher...
and I'll bet you teach Gramer and Riding, right?
Giordan Diodato you either did that on purpose or you can’t spell
You mean english tetshar
bluzer awesome it’s on purpose In the video it says “Gramer and riding”
是的！英文的推廣與提升就交給你了
I want my lamp boneless.
Poor paul.... he probably turned on the vacuum while in the shower
Cyn Mef not the last time i checked i didnt
That "Slip and fall down carefully" and on how he acts it is really funny😂😂
Guys it’s ok I’m alive
Are you sure?
as a coconut human?
Paul Schlimmer Yay!😆😆😆
Paul Schlimmer Why do they spread fake news about you? Its NOT nice! :'(. Haha 😂
Omg😂😂😂😂😂
LITERALLY JUST SAID "I wonder if Alozno posted" and I come to see this was posted 26 seconds ago, night has been made!
Shianne Winchester Same 😁
Omg “Winchester”
Sammme ! So crazy
issa profile I love it when that happens
Alozno sounds like a name for a magician OC. _Alonzo_ on the other hand...
Hi you helped me all smile all through my brain surgery. thanks a ton and keep doing what your doing. Love ya
Best wishes to you and hope you heal quickly 😊
The Dead Slow one is actually just saying " Slow Down Your Speed, Children Are Playing" It's probably near a park but the translation is so bad!!! XD
Jostena Moawd or in a morbid manner, “slow down or there will be dead children.”
Here I thought zombie apocalypse started in India and no one said anything 😅😁
That looked round the corner from a mosque just an observation for someone hasn’t got a clue
Paul will remain in our hearts forever
Timmy Coleman or your stomach
Timmy Coleman rip Paul
Somebody dun got Paul! Paul was my homie man
B B Bruh, i aint dead, im right here
B B it’s a Beatles reference
Jake Paul is dead
Clayton Williams It's a reference to a misheard lyric that lead to a conspiracy.
OMG Alonzo said Ali when the sign said all. 😂😂😂 4:13
Ecool Spencer I SAW THAT TOO 😂😂😂
Yea I was thinking the same and was looking for this comment also
"Only poisonous & evil rubbish" 🤣🤣
I was eatting popcorn and watching this...... I choked about 20 times😂
Alonzo
Honestly dude your channel is my happy place lmao
The Paul is dead one is meatball
(The fact that I know what the Arabic one “عربي" mean make me laugh so hard)
nightmares yap LOL
All the Arabic ones are funnY but it's hard to lEarn arAbic-
It is supposed to be meet Paul?
nightmares bruh I was watching this and just when ,,,” that’s not Indian it’s Arabic
I laughed so hard that my face hurt. Alonzo, you made my day 🤣 🤣
AHAHAHAHA OMFG
Paul is Dead is supposed to be 'Meatballs' IM CRYING
Jeez these people just keep using Google translate instead of asking someone LOL
When someone dies over meatballs, it's funny in any language.
It's not a mistake. Paul died for your meatballs.
Paul is dead so the cook could make meatballs.
So what you're saying is...those are paulballs?
Charlie Strange you're not supposed to know
It wasn't India who killed Paul and all the ones you blamed India for that came after. It's Arabic so I predict it's somewhere in the Middle East.
Crudezz Bruh I hope that one day you'll be able to read my username.
That's what I was thinking!
It’s in Iraq Kurdistan
#RIP PAUL
#RIPPAUL
My cheeks hurt so much because I laughed to much gosh
.
I have the same problem when I’m watching these videos. That and I start crying out of laughter
Kahina WhyNot Same here. I was dying from laughter. 😂
1:43 Not joking, that translate is correct...
0:23
When you yell Alonzo you sound like the Gingerbread man on Shrek Lol
😂😂😂😂 "Manuel always doin shit!!!" Fuckin Manuel! Act like you been here before!!!!
At 3.26 we see cash, at 3.30 we can go
Shaun Szalai ?
KASH WITH A "K" YOU ILLITERATE COFFEEE CUP!
btw not really mad, just thought of that coffee cup line!
Jesse Jones 😂😂😂
3:26
"This tiny grass is dreaming" awww :')
4:06 ... When Alonzo says ali instead of all 😂😂😂😂😂
Its so funny to me cause i speak both English and Arabic and i get where the misunderstanding happened like "pregnant bags" it says حامل which means both pregnant and carrier
Jasmine Emad ikr
I has to pause the vid 500 times cuz I kept laughing too hard
"To all my fans that invite themselves over , CASH STAYS !" 😆
We all watch and subscribe for kash
SC Garrett WE LOVE KASH
SC Garrett no we do not we watch for how funny it is even thore cash was pretty funny in that one part
So u are wrong dudr
That is not how u speel cash
Sharon Femmer I hope you're a troll account
Slip and fall down carefully
Im dead
Not if you slip and fall down CAREFULLY.
I found myself laughing way too loud at this video 😂😂
Speaking of toilets
I went to this place in turkey and the guys toilet sign said "blah"
*The women's toilet sign said "blah blah blah blah blah blah etc.*
I laughed so hard I was so glad I was near a toilet XD
meh _ it's strange because men talk a lot more than women
@@noellefritz5678 true
i saw that in a movie once
I haven't laughed that hard in a while! You need to do more of these!!
On 3:57 the soup flavor is d!*k
10:48 😆😂🤣😆😆😂🤣😆
That's in Arabic, Hamil means pregnant it also means when you are carrying something.
So literally it means pregnant, but indirectly arabic can be confusing. It means direction "if you are carrying a bag" .
0:23
I come back here every year because it is one of the most hilarious videos I've ever seen lol
crack all coconuts, we have to look for paul
marilyn gore well here i am
lmao well stop the coconut cracking, we found him.
Or his dead body.
marilyn gore w found bin i
that tagalog sign made me pause hahaha did not expect that
Same hahahaha
manok ng ina mo.,. 😁
But the translation was right 😂
3:04 *Do not fuck the gum*
anoja31 just don’t it doesn’t feel nice
Omg haha
Thts Wht I was going to say like hey u forgot one
I'm literally dying at "f the duck until exploded", laughing 5 minutes straight. 🤣🤣🤣