I was called to my Drill Sergeant's office during AIT and ordered to perform my impersonation of him screaming at the class. I about-faced from his desk and shouted for the class to line up outside their bays. They, as they'd done in the past, fell for it and all fell in. When I turned back around, he was bright red from holding in laughter. He told me to get out of his office and we never spoke of it again. The Mad Brigader. Ft Knox 1999.
While I was unable to serve, my dad taught me that it's pretty fucking obvious who got their ass kicked properly when they were younger and those that still have yet to learn they need to keep their shit wired right.
Thankfully my dad never had to lay a hand on me. He put me in martial arts training at a very early age. Definitely made me a better human being learning an appreciation for physical force and how it really should be a last resort... but also to be vigilant in case some jackwagon is itching for a fight.
True story: I was standing in line at one of the MCAS Cherry Point MCXs (I just work on base, I'm not military) and I heard one young, melanin-rich Marine say to another, "the only hole darker & dirtier than my own a-hole is my mind." I couldn't help it & laughed out loud. They both turned around & one of them said, "You too, huh?" Damn, I love Marines. (No homo)
As a fellow civilian, I can safely say I have made Marines with 20+ years in service ask me what the fuck was wrong with me. Then they laughed when I told them. We're all going to hell.
@@Daves_Not_Here_Man_76 See you there, brother. Many of my close friends are Marine Aviators (former Harrier & current F35 pilots) and they think I'm the crazy one.
i saw that drill instructor in rsp. he said “whats up” and without thinking i said “HARD DICKS AND AIRPLANES SIR” needless to say he laughed his ass off
In my Army unit in Germany we ACTUALLY LIKED our "mandatory fun" days. Cause our first sgt's fun days were getting off work early to have a barbeque or everyone bringing their families and meeting up at the bowling alley to bowl some games and drink some beer....lmao. He was THE greatest First Sgt we ever had.
Don't bang Jodie Don't get AIDS Don't get herpes Don't teabag a 15-year old ladyboy who has a mightier dong than yours Don't spend all of your money Don't get married Don't buy a Ford Mustang at 10,000% interest Don't fuck your battle buddy's girl Don't fuck your battle buddy's waifu Don't fuck your battle buddy's pet hamster Don't fuck your battle buddy DON'T BE A BLUE FALCON Don't wipe your ass with your hand Don't do stupid bets that result in a trip to hospital Don't get an Article 15 DON'T FORGET SPORTS Don't give the stripper your credit card Don't go AWOL Don't give the Butterbar Bootenant a map Don't fuck the wildlife Don't shoot the wildlife DON'T INVADE CANADA! THE BRITISH TURNED THE WHITE HOUSE INTO THE BLACK HOUSE! DO NOT INVADE CANADA! Don't impregnate the CO's daughter Don't impregnate the CO's wife Don't impregnate the CO Don't eat the crayons unless you were prior service Marine with an 0300 MOS, in which case you will eat the crayon Don't forget the Mortars, a big bang will scare the enemy Don't start any beef with the combat medics they are here to save you Don't think of 29 Stumps as a holiday vacation unless you live in Fort Hood Don't piss off the Roof Koreans, they've grilled more commies in Nam than all of us put together Don't give the Taliban high tech gear Don't get bullied by the machinegunners when they get drunk Don't suck dick Don't call any sergeant your daddy, they will disown you Don't lose your PT belt And last but absolutely not least... DON'T RE-ENLIST
A Navy seabag carries everything that the government thinks that a young Sailor needs to get ahead in life-dixie cup hats,boondockers, pants,t shirts skivvies,work uniforms,dress uniforms,socks, toilet kit... It had a handle & shoulder straps to make it"portable". You could also weld a hand strap to a Greyhound bus but that wouldn't make the damn thing portable,either. So yes we did pack out shit on our backs & you'd better take those items out in the prescribed order or it was wrong. This was to teach you attention to detail. Me, I forgot the required way to fold everything so that it fit neatly in a 1'x2' compartmentalized locker about ten seconds after I cleared the main gate of Great Lakes Recruit Training Center en route to the Great Lakes Naval Training Center for A school (AIT to you Army guys). I lived in a destroyer when I went to the fleet & they didn't care how we stowed personal items but our uniforms better be inspection ready. I didn't pass many Friday uniform inspections. I didn't hide from work,I did it. I still relate to your Dirtbag Private friend, though. He's cool.
I was about to say that we carried our seabags on our backs and our backpacks on our fronts, we carted just as much useless shit around as they did lmao
@@annabellethepitty You might not be able to find your wallet until he returns it after having taken it for "safekeeping". Trust me with your life,not your money or your wife.
Plus having all.your worldly possessions stuffed into your coffin locker and small wall locker. Anything else and you prayed that.there was space in your shop!
@@BeetleBuns I was told that the OOD was amused when I reported aboard with my seabag & a two wheel cart for the extra stuff I'd bought during A school. "God d*** boots coming in with the useless crap they pick up..."
the place I used to go to for haircuts was all women, at one point they hired a black dude who gave me the best, fastest haircut I have ever had. Too bad I started going bald after that and started just shaving my head. If you want a great haircut go to a black dude.
Fort Eustis used to have this great place just down the road (Directly on the bus route) half of the building was two little old Korean barbers who would get your hair looking nice the other half of the building was one barbers wife running a tailor shop that specialized in military uniforms the men would charge 15 for the hair cut while the woman would press and set up your uniform perfectly including sewing on rank for 25. Got a bit more costly if you actually needed to alter the uniform to fit properly but she did that too. And right next door was a strip club so if you got your hair cut and still had to wait on your uniform you could go enjoy the show.
I did great in the army, cuz they force you to get up and workout everyday. But as soon as I switched back into the guard, I got fat and slow again. I guess I just need someone to scream at me everyday. Maybe that's why I got married?
You see the only thing that's different between that huge backpack and the navy's seabag is that the seabag is person sized. Which makes it a wonderful mattress or pillow for when your flight just happened to be delayed enough to where you missed your layover.
I've been watching for a while and this has to be my favorite series. Im getting shipped off for the Marines and I'm so damn happy to see this before I go in to bootcamp. Be right back in 13 weeks!
The barber at the PX... I usually went for the Old dude who looked like Sam Elliot. Black n Latino were great too but nobody did a high and tight like Pops did. 60+ years old and could finish a hair cut faster than a cheetah on bennies. Yeah stay away from Julie she couldn't cut hair for crap.
I walked by a CSM at battalion when I was going for a clearance read-on... I accidentally saluted him! I literally felt a wall of nerves smack me in the face! I couldn't drop it until I walked by due to the nerves rofl He just casually said, "Don't solute me; carry on." I'll never forget that feeling
In the Navy when the Command Master Chief (E-9) starts a conversation with"Hey, Shipmate!" he is not going to be telling you that your in the running for Sailor of the Quarter or Year.
Back in the 80s I walked up to a U.S Health Service member in uniform. Looked like a Navy Admiral and had at least 15 rows of ribbons with braid all over his sleeves and scrambled eggs on his hat bill. Don't know what his rank was but he moved so I saluted. With the ribbons at least I know he had seen combat.
"Gotten zooted on some nose candy" Me after calling off on a Monday complaining about "allergies" on Tuesday when I can't breathe through my nose. No, that wasn't $500 worth of coke on the weekend, my landlord just cut the grass 😁 I'm circling the drain 😂
You know you've been out for a long time when someone mentions a model (m17 pistol) you've never heard of. Looking it up, I think I'd still prefer the m9 honestly. Something about keeping an open hammer. Heck, my civy side-arms (mostly) have exposed hammers (dang KelTek PF9 ruining the other 7)
"Mandatory Fun" is just like "Silent Noise," "Deafaning Silence," "Original Copy," "Instant Classic," "Military Intelligence," "Microsoft Works," and "Smart Commissioned Officer;" all oxymorons.
A better way would be having the right to clean your NEWLY purchased handgun (with a 17 rd magazine) and AR-15 while having that cup of coffee and watching the new AngryCops video. God bless America!
I dont know I've never forgot being choked out durning the urban warfare training portion with the mock villages. Went thru the door the person before didn't hit their corner and my DS popped out behind me and i could've pissed myself when he yoked me up with that dummy AK 😆 feet dangling, i never turn a corner without looking.
I fired an employee one time because he failed a dt for whipping out a black whizzinator. When I pulled him in the office and told him why he was getting fired, his words were as follows. "I told ya I am black from the waist down."
*_TLDR at the bottom:_* Two junior enlisted men accused me of a crime I did not commit. They further stated that I put them under duress, using my rank, and forced them to commit a crime (I outranked them, and I was and E-4 at the time). Since they had one acting as the accuser and the other as the witness... I was arrested and sent to the brig. If I was convicted, I was looking at a reduction in rank to an E-1, a max of either five or six years in prison (for the crime itself, which was larceny - they stole a gun) and a potential dishonorable discharge once my sentence was up. While I awaited my court martial, I was put on bread and water. I'd like to say it sucked or something, but I honestly cannot remember any of it (I kind of had bigger fish to fry, since I was completely stressed as to how any of this was happening to me - I honestly didn't know either of these guys, although I had briefly met sailor 1 a few days prior). Anyway, four days after I was put in the brig, I was suddenly released. As it turns out, my division officer did not buy their story for a second (for one thing, who the hell is scared of an E-4)?. He also strongly suspected that it had been sailor 1 who put sailor 2 under duress and that sailor 1 had been the one who invented this whole story after they got caught in order to avoid being convicted for it. As it turned out, sailor 2 was in my division and, while I didn't know him, my DO knew him really well, and knew that he was the kind of guy who could be easily manipulated. So, my DO sat him down and flat out told him that he knew he was lying, that he and sailor 1 had stolen this on their own, I wasn't involved, and that he was pretty sure that sailor 1 was now pressuring him to go along with this BS story about me forcing them to steal it for me. He then explained that, if they perjured themselves during a court-martial, and it was later proved they committed perjury, they would both be going to prison for a really, really long time... because perjury was so much worse than whatever else they had done up to this point. However, if he were to come forward right now and confess that it had been the other sailor's idea to blame me, and the other sailor then put pressure on him to go along with his story... well, coming forward now would look a lot better for him than if he didn't. Dude confessed to everything almost immediately - I later told my DO that I could have kissed him when I heard he was the one who solved it. Sailor 1 was convicted of False Swearing (which I didn't even know was a thing - and had never heard of it before), he was also convicted of the larceny. Sailor 2 used duress as a defense against 1 over the whole "blaming me" story, and it worked... so no conviction for the False Swearing thing, but there was still the matter of the larceny, which they downgraded to "wrongful possession" (???), or something like that (because he never took possession of it); regardless, they went light on him since sailor 1 just gave him a bit of cash if he would act as a lookout, while sailor 1 stole it. It had also come out that sailor 1 was in fact manipulating him. Because he came forward, and because he hadn't actually taken the property for himself they went easy on him... reduction to E-1 (he was only an E-2 so, big deal, plus it didn't matter anyway because...), six months probation, which they waived because he was immediately given a BCD and kicked out. Sailor 1 however... got butt-fucked. Reduction to E-1, three year prison sentence for false swearing, and a FOUR year prison sentence for the larceny (I have no idea if he served that concurrently or not). He would receive a dishonorable discharge once his sentence was over. And that, was how I ended up on bread and water for a few days. In case anyone is interested, they didn't need me to testify to anything during their court-martial, but they did have me come in to tell them how the whole ordeal had affected me. I spoke in praise of sailor 2, and thanked him for finally doing the right thing. My DO said I should in the hope that they would go easy on him, and that he deserved a reduced punishment for finally telling the truth (even if it had to be coerced out of him). After that, however... I told them that, as far as sailor 1 goes... this entire affair had been absolutely, pants-shitting terrifying to me; and the fact that this guy thought this up on the fly, in order to avoid being convicted of the theft he committed, was just pure fucking evil (I probably cleaned that explanation up for them though, you know how sensitive officers are). Which reminds me, I never explained how this all happened... so, there was a guy in our barracks who had a gun he was thinking of selling (his own personal possession, it wasn't military property or anything). Anyway, I had expressed a lot of interest in it. Sailor 1 was one of the roomates of the guy selling the gun, and he was there when I came by to look at it and ask what he wanted for it. It was too expensive for me, so I thanked him and passed on it. That's why he later chose me as the guy to blame it on. The reason the story reeked to my DO was because, if I had convinced this guy to steal it for me, why was it still in his locker four days later, when he finally got caught? They sent two Master At Arms to search the barracks while everyone was at work, and it was a pretty short search because they literally started with that room first. Anyway, the rumors had already started flying that the barracks was being searched, so it gave sailor 1 a little time to try dreaming up an excuse (which I have to admit, it wasn't half bad and could have potentially worked at allowing both of them to avoid any type of punishment at all)... anyway, he decided to pin it on me and asked sailor 2 to back his story up or else they would both go to prison. FYI - even though this happened a jazillion years ago, in order to protect my privacy, I've changed several facts of this story... structurally, everything is true, including the bread and water thing, I just changed enough of the key facts in order to prevent anyone from potentially identifying it. On the chance that I might have stated something that I later contradicted... that's the reason for the mistake (me messing up which particular fact I changed)... as if anyone is actually going to read this thing.. it's a fucking novel, isn't it?... sheesh. *TLDR:* _Two squids falsely accused me of putting them under duress and forcing them to commit a crime, which put me in the brig on bread and water for a few days until my DO got one of them to confess that they had falsely accused me... thereby saving my dumb ass._
6:21 True conversation between a new Ensign (O-1) Division Officer & the leading CPO "The men certainly paid attention to the Liberty Brief.They took copious notes & even asked for specific addresses to make sure that they didn't go to the off limits areas." Chief:"I need to fucking drink." 13:04 I knew a cop who took a glass of apple juice to taste the suspect's"urine sample" when questioning him about information they already had. Takes a sip after the question,"No, that's a lie.We can place you right inside helping yourself..." The guy was grossed out & eventually confirmed everything that his buddy had already told the detectives. I don't know what the defense attorneys did when they were told by their clients how the police got a confession out of them.
God I love this channel. I tried to join the military when I was 18 but medical stuff kept me out so it never happened for me but my dad served during Vietnam as a Marine. Super proud to be his son. Love and miss you Dad.
The impression thing happened to me in basic but my buddy did the impression so good that drill sergeant just walked away to avoid laughing. He made him do the impression again at the end of basic.
BT3 Lane here; started laughing so hard when you mention falling asleep in the head. I woke up many a time with my legs asleep... I look like a dear learning to walk. Those were the days...
Love seeing the picture at 02:54 used as chad material. For those who dont know, that is Major Erik Bonde of the swedish armed forces. This picture was taken after an ambush in the Congo during the 60s on a UN mission.
Remember reception at basic with the sheds full of the same black army backpack everyone had?!? That drill was so excited that I wrapped blu tape on the strap so I knew mine. 99 new recruits, 1 thinker!
I still find it hilarious because just 6 years ago I had a weightlifting class for my HS and they had leg tucks. I was an overweight 6'1" kid and I had no issues doing 2 sets of 20. Where did it go so wrong?
6:21 oh Dear God this meme has so many levels. DLI is home of the whole military's linguistic school. Almost all Intel people there. Shit gets weird there as it is... I have seen an airman there dressed as obi wan Kenobi and a marine who wore chain mail about daily after class. ALSO, TRADOC became prohibitively strict in what IET soldiers could and couldn't do... love em or hate em some of these kids are at this school for OVER A YEAR on tight ass restrictions. Yeah AC this one had layers.
In the late 80’s I had 5 knot heads get in trouble together before a ships deployment, 3 of them couldn’t stop F-in up and ended up on 3 days bread and water. Weeks late when we returned all 5 got admin separations. They tried to tell the CO I gave them permission to drive from Norfolk Va to Jax Fla on weekend liberty. On the way back they ran out of money and tried to steal $50 of gas from a remote station at 2am, then blamed the state trooper for stopping them making the late for ships movement muster.
Sounds like they worked harder to make up that story than they did to make muster. They should have all been awarded and served BCDs just on that theft alone.
From what I've seen many in all branches could benefit from a bit of bread and water rationing, as could most in the civilian sector. No need for physical contact, but we sure as hell need to get back the old school way of training recruits. ROCK On Grunt Style...HOOAAA!
On the 3rd day, you get a loaf of wheat bread instead of white & you are so fucking grateful to finally get flavor... Don't ask me how I know. It was more than a parking ticket but less than murder. I will only call it a misunderstanding so let's leave it at that.
I giggle every time someone is surprised Russia didn’t take Ukraine over night. I was in high school when y’all went into Iraq and Afghanistan and they didn’t have the world’s richest country funding the opposition.
It's just embarrassing at this point how little people understand about this war. I thought the West may turn the corner, people coming to their senses about government, media, billionaires, and global groups. Here comes Ukraine, and most everyone lined up to accept the newest narrative from their masters.
@@bobsondugnutt9914 They will always find something to waste billions of our dollars on while people can walk into an elementary school who clearly don’t belong and have already been shooting at people completely unimpeded but Jokes on Russia. They should be cool like us and spend nothing on protecting our children and waste it all on making sure people die on the the other side of the globe also.
the difference is we actually did take ground insanely fast. we had a presence and supply lines across Afghanistan in weeks. it was holding that was difficult. russia couldnt cross a bridge. lost multiple sieges repeatedly showed extreme levels of basic incompetence then got pushed back to just a sliver between crimea and donbass. over the course of 100 days. russia isnt "having trouble" theyre getting fubard.
Really, though? Ukraine is right next to Russia, and Russia had always touted its "near-peer" military as the second strongest in the world. It's an embarrassment such a huge country couldn't force Ukraine to capitulate, especially since the Russian came over with the express objective to absorb mayor swaths of Ukie land, something they've failed to do, repeatedly now.
@@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin forgot to mention that yeah supply lines are a thing. Afghanistan was an insane logistical feat litteraly otherside of the planet. Russia proved they arent even a REGIONAL superpower
Go to a Navy base & you'll see cranes, forklifts & other assorted equipment that moves heavy objects around. How does the Navy move heavy objects from the pier to the ship? By making an announcement on the 1MC(shipboard PA system):"Muster a 30 man working party on the pier with BMC Brown!" It ain't no fun party with booze & hookers & stuff, I'll tell you what.
@@doughesson LOL I am a contractor to the navy and have witnessed Navy logic and implementation :) My girl was a sailor and her last assignment was the USS New Orleans she has loads of navy think examples. Be safe Bud!
I have a jarhead friend from Vietnam era. He is a rather small individual who barely made weight and height. He said day 1 his DI took him behind the barracks and beat the shit out of him because "he was tiny and needed to be sure he actually wanted to be a marine". He said he did it weekly while he was at basic. He said he was more scared of his DI than facing the VC
When I was basic, our senior drill was this short guy from the south, with a very unique voice and accent. We had a pvt who could do a spot on accent and impersonation. He’d occasionally walk down the hallways barking like he Sr drill. It was only after graduation our drills asked for the best impersonators. They were leased with some of the performances. The drills were cool that last week after AIT between shipping out.
We had one of those "Mandatory motivational rucks" during our Tech School FTX month thing. Leadership thought it was a good idea to do a 15 mile up some big ass hills in full kit. It was not fun I can confirm
I don’t have the resources to do the homework so all I would put is a caption that says “POV: we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
At the Forge I took several dumps in the woods late at night. The one time I was lost for several hours and made it back literally 5 mins before morning accountability formation. Lesson: Always bring a battle, and don't go too far into woods.
5:01 Yeah I'm an armed police candidate from India and I too thought that the war would end at best in one day and at worst in ten days - In fact I said the similar stuff a few days ago. I'm actually proud of my military analysis skills after seeing AC's reaction.
That story about the sleeping in the stall reminds me of the time my BMQ Section Leader Sgt Poirier came into our barracks while I was I'm the shower, and I had left my.wallet out on my desk and the door to my room open... I was really enjoying that shower, the water pressure and temp was perfect. And then I hear "ROOM!" which is the Canadian version of calling the floor to attention quickly... I poked my head out, "did y'all call... Oh hi Sergeant" proceeded to immediate lecture about making sure my wallet was properly secure when I was out of my room... Yeah.. shower ruined...
Unless the civilian is older and laughs. Slap me harder Daddy DI so you might match what my 3rd wife can do. Beat me, whip me, strike me, chain me up daddy. Just don't fucking bore me.
“In the latrine stall pretending to take a dump just catch a breather and fell asleep on the John.” Yep… I totally did that! Ending badly for me! I thought it was an original idea 💡 but the three Cadre waiting outside the stall had a of fun time with me! Horrible way to wake up and realize where I was!!! Got smoked really bad!!!
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How would you know about haircuts?
@@crashzone6600 ...What..?
I am absolutely terrified.
As you probably should be! 😉🇺🇸
Just remember Scott, it's all out of love.
But sometimes love hurts.
Love stinks (yeah yeah)!
Oh man im feeling bad for you Scott.
AC: [appears behind Scott] _Hello..._
The USMC sweatpants need a "front toward enemy" printed on them
Or a front pocket to hold crayons for a snack when running
@@michaelnieman6218 Shit as a civilian I'd buy that. Purple tastes the best. Fight me
One of those times where you KNOW Drill is struggling to maintain composure.
I was called to my Drill Sergeant's office during AIT and ordered to perform my impersonation of him screaming at the class. I about-faced from his desk and shouted for the class to line up outside their bays. They, as they'd done in the past, fell for it and all fell in. When I turned back around, he was bright red from holding in laughter. He told me to get out of his office and we never spoke of it again. The Mad Brigader. Ft Knox 1999.
The amount of times I almost broke down laughing while standing at the position of attention. Drill sergeants are hilarious.
You're a mad lad.
Everyone needs a corrective "get your shit together" face handshake or a "stop f*cking up" throat hug, every once and a while.
While I was unable to serve, my dad taught me that it's pretty fucking obvious who got their ass kicked properly when they were younger and those that still have yet to learn they need to keep their shit wired right.
Thankfully my dad never had to lay a hand on me. He put me in martial arts training at a very early age. Definitely made me a better human being learning an appreciation for physical force and how it really should be a last resort... but also to be vigilant in case some jackwagon is itching for a fight.
I mean, I would much prefer a throat hug to getting shot/blown up
that sounds like a great campaign slogan
I kid you not I just binged all the other angry meme reviews this morning! AC, did you steal the CIA's mind reading helmet again?
I heard that the Marines have it to see if women really are interested in them.
I was upset I couldn’t binge angry meme review for multiple days.
Don't gotta steal it if you've already got 7.
How'd you think he got that bald?
I was forced to take a lot of LSD
@@AngryCops where you there with Ted, or was that after?
I have sensed for some time that you, Rich, are a weirdness magnet. A meat portal for the strange and unhinged.
Meat portal 🤣
I'll allow it
Meat Portal... kinda turns me on
Well yeah. Who else would want to know about the progress of a crack house and comic relief of current events. haha
You say that like it's a bad thing.
True story: I was standing in line at one of the MCAS Cherry Point MCXs (I just work on base, I'm not military) and I heard one young, melanin-rich Marine say to another, "the only hole darker & dirtier than my own a-hole is my mind."
I couldn't help it & laughed out loud.
They both turned around & one of them said, "You too, huh?"
Damn, I love Marines. (No homo)
We call them dark green marines
I was a CO for a long while and man I miss the marines I worked with.
As a fellow civilian, I can safely say I have made Marines with 20+ years in service ask me what the fuck was wrong with me. Then they laughed when I told them.
We're all going to hell.
@@Daves_Not_Here_Man_76
See you there, brother.
Many of my close friends are Marine Aviators (former Harrier & current F35 pilots) and they think I'm the crazy one.
@@TheLongDon
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Love your content! Keep it up!
Yo your here wow
NARRATOR!!!
Wow I love your channel too!
Didn't think I'd see you here
Makes sense your the one that watches AC
i saw that drill instructor in rsp. he said “whats up” and without thinking i said “HARD DICKS AND AIRPLANES SIR” needless to say he laughed his ass off
In my Army unit in Germany we ACTUALLY LIKED our "mandatory fun" days. Cause our first sgt's fun days were getting off work early to have a barbeque or everyone bringing their families and meeting up at the bowling alley to bowl some games and drink some beer....lmao. He was THE greatest First Sgt we ever had.
Safety briefings are nothing more than to-do lists for lower enlisted.
That's the way it always seemed.
Same way the Geneva convention is the Geneva suggestion
More like suggestions and brainstorming sessions.
whoa whoa, stop making sense
Don't bang Jodie
Don't get AIDS
Don't get herpes
Don't teabag a 15-year old ladyboy who has a mightier dong than yours
Don't spend all of your money
Don't get married
Don't buy a Ford Mustang at 10,000% interest
Don't fuck your battle buddy's girl
Don't fuck your battle buddy's waifu
Don't fuck your battle buddy's pet hamster
Don't fuck your battle buddy
DON'T BE A BLUE FALCON
Don't wipe your ass with your hand
Don't do stupid bets that result in a trip to hospital
Don't get an Article 15
DON'T FORGET SPORTS
Don't give the stripper your credit card
Don't go AWOL
Don't give the Butterbar Bootenant a map
Don't fuck the wildlife
Don't shoot the wildlife
DON'T INVADE CANADA! THE BRITISH TURNED THE WHITE HOUSE INTO THE BLACK HOUSE! DO NOT INVADE CANADA!
Don't impregnate the CO's daughter
Don't impregnate the CO's wife
Don't impregnate the CO
Don't eat the crayons unless you were prior service Marine with an 0300 MOS, in which case you will eat the crayon
Don't forget the Mortars, a big bang will scare the enemy
Don't start any beef with the combat medics they are here to save you
Don't think of 29 Stumps as a holiday vacation unless you live in Fort Hood
Don't piss off the Roof Koreans, they've grilled more commies in Nam than all of us put together
Don't give the Taliban high tech gear
Don't get bullied by the machinegunners when they get drunk
Don't suck dick
Don't call any sergeant your daddy, they will disown you
Don't lose your PT belt
And last but absolutely not least...
DON'T RE-ENLIST
A Navy seabag carries everything that the government thinks that a young Sailor needs to get ahead in life-dixie cup hats,boondockers, pants,t shirts skivvies,work uniforms,dress uniforms,socks, toilet kit...
It had a handle & shoulder straps to make it"portable".
You could also weld a hand strap to a Greyhound bus but that wouldn't make the damn thing portable,either.
So yes we did pack out shit on our backs & you'd better take those items out in the prescribed order or it was wrong.
This was to teach you attention to detail.
Me, I forgot the required way to fold everything so that it fit neatly in a 1'x2' compartmentalized locker about ten seconds after I cleared the main gate of Great Lakes Recruit Training Center en route to the Great Lakes Naval Training Center for A school (AIT to you Army guys).
I lived in a destroyer when I went to the fleet & they didn't care how we stowed personal items but our uniforms better be inspection ready.
I didn't pass many Friday uniform inspections.
I didn't hide from work,I did it.
I still relate to your Dirtbag Private friend, though.
He's cool.
I was about to say that we carried our seabags on our backs and our backpacks on our fronts, we carted just as much useless shit around as they did lmao
Yeah dirtbag private sounds like he is fun to party with. Just don't pass out there.
@@annabellethepitty You might not be able to find your wallet until he returns it after having taken it for "safekeeping".
Trust me with your life,not your money or your wife.
Plus having all.your worldly possessions stuffed into your coffin locker and small wall locker. Anything else and you prayed that.there was space in your shop!
@@BeetleBuns I was told that the OOD was amused when I reported aboard with my seabag & a two wheel cart for the extra stuff I'd bought during A school.
"God d*** boots coming in with the useless crap they pick up..."
My wife is Russian. Makes a shark attack look like a calm experience.
I see absolutely no way that homework assignment could go wrong...
the place I used to go to for haircuts was all women, at one point they hired a black dude who gave me the best, fastest haircut I have ever had.
Too bad I started going bald after that and started just shaving my head.
If you want a great haircut go to a black dude.
LUCKILY when I was in our local Nasty Girl Unit our small town had a Male Barber that was a Vietnam Vet....he gave the BEST fades AND Flat Tops!!!
Fort Eustis used to have this great place just down the road (Directly on the bus route) half of the building was two little old Korean barbers who would get your hair looking nice the other half of the building was one barbers wife running a tailor shop that specialized in military uniforms the men would charge 15 for the hair cut while the woman would press and set up your uniform perfectly including sewing on rank for 25. Got a bit more costly if you actually needed to alter the uniform to fit properly but she did that too. And right next door was a strip club so if you got your hair cut and still had to wait on your uniform you could go enjoy the show.
Or a old guy
am half bald, might agree but I shave my own head
Agreed.
Always fun giving someone an open handed hard reset!
Absolutely
Set them back to factory reset in a single move!
I did great in the army, cuz they force you to get up and workout everyday. But as soon as I switched back into the guard, I got fat and slow again. I guess I just need someone to scream at me everyday. Maybe that's why I got married?
😅
You see the only thing that's different between that huge backpack and the navy's seabag is that the seabag is person sized. Which makes it a wonderful mattress or pillow for when your flight just happened to be delayed enough to where you missed your layover.
We know that the Kentucky Ballistics homework is going to be mostly Navy jokes.
Gotta get Nikko Ortiz in on that one boys!
This is exactly where my mind went
Lol! Stay out of my brain! I was just thinking this!
This is serendipitous, I was just watching Angry Cops when I got my notification.
Life is strange like that.
I've been watching for a while and this has to be my favorite series. Im getting shipped off for the Marines and I'm so damn happy to see this before I go in to bootcamp. Be right back in 13 weeks!
how did it go
The barber at the PX... I usually went for the Old dude who looked like Sam Elliot. Black n Latino were great too but nobody did a high and tight like Pops did. 60+ years old and could finish a hair cut faster than a cheetah on bennies. Yeah stay away from Julie she couldn't cut hair for crap.
I walked by a CSM at battalion when I was going for a clearance read-on... I accidentally saluted him!
I literally felt a wall of nerves smack me in the face! I couldn't drop it until I walked by due to the nerves rofl
He just casually said, "Don't solute me; carry on." I'll never forget that feeling
In the Navy when the Command Master Chief (E-9) starts a conversation with"Hey, Shipmate!" he is not going to be telling you that your in the running for Sailor of the Quarter or Year.
That feeling of panic. Do I salute this one or not? So true.
Back in the 80s I walked up to a U.S Health Service member in uniform. Looked like a Navy Admiral and had at least 15 rows of ribbons with braid all over his sleeves and scrambled eggs on his hat bill. Don't know what his rank was but he moved so I saluted. With the ribbons at least I know he had seen combat.
@@stingginner1012 He sounds like an officer
"Gotten zooted on some nose candy"
Me after calling off on a Monday complaining about "allergies" on Tuesday when I can't breathe through my nose. No, that wasn't $500 worth of coke on the weekend, my landlord just cut the grass 😁 I'm circling the drain 😂
You know you've been out for a long time when someone mentions a model (m17 pistol) you've never heard of. Looking it up, I think I'd still prefer the m9 honestly. Something about keeping an open hammer. Heck, my civy side-arms (mostly) have exposed hammers (dang KelTek PF9 ruining the other 7)
Tf you doing here? I never took you for an angry cops kinda guy. Love the channel tho
@@willgarris7955 Apparently he’s a vet. Vets know angry cops. It’s a thing
It would be epic if KB submits his own dank meme homework.
Nothing like an "Angry Meme Review" to start the weekend!
"Mandatory Fun" is just like "Silent Noise," "Deafaning Silence," "Original Copy," "Instant Classic," "Military Intelligence," "Microsoft Works," and "Smart Commissioned Officer;" all oxymorons.
are you.... making sense?
Blessed to have my template be used on Angry Meme Review 🙌
Best way to start off a morning. Cup of coffee and a new AngryCops video.
A better way would be having the right to clean your NEWLY purchased handgun (with a 17 rd magazine) and AR-15 while having that cup of coffee and watching the new AngryCops video. God bless America!
I see that you're a canadian.. I havent been in awhile, how is it up there
I dont know I've never forgot being choked out durning the urban warfare training portion with the mock villages. Went thru the door the person before didn't hit their corner and my DS popped out behind me and i could've pissed myself when he yoked me up with that dummy AK 😆 feet dangling, i never turn a corner without looking.
You know its gonna be a good day when angry cops uploads
The "oh my god......... That reminds me" was gold. And the new home work. I can only imagine where thats going..................
Angry cops needs to do a video dressed as mr clean
That would be great
"this is gatorade"
"No sir it WAS gatorade"
Angry cops on a Saturday, is there a better way to start the day?
I fired an employee one time because he failed a dt for whipping out a black whizzinator.
When I pulled him in the office and told him why he was getting fired, his words were as follows. "I told ya I am black from the waist down."
You watch people take a piss test? Wow
Only nazis fire people for pissing hot for a cancer curing medicine.
Just got out of Navy bootcamp, Angry. I gotta say your content is so much funnier now. HOOYAH
ah the perfect video to sip my god-this-hangover-won't-go-away morning coffee
*_TLDR at the bottom:_* Two junior enlisted men accused me of a crime I did not commit. They further stated that I put them under duress, using my rank, and forced them to commit a crime (I outranked them, and I was and E-4 at the time). Since they had one acting as the accuser and the other as the witness... I was arrested and sent to the brig. If I was convicted, I was looking at a reduction in rank to an E-1, a max of either five or six years in prison (for the crime itself, which was larceny - they stole a gun) and a potential dishonorable discharge once my sentence was up. While I awaited my court martial, I was put on bread and water. I'd like to say it sucked or something, but I honestly cannot remember any of it (I kind of had bigger fish to fry, since I was completely stressed as to how any of this was happening to me - I honestly didn't know either of these guys, although I had briefly met sailor 1 a few days prior). Anyway, four days after I was put in the brig, I was suddenly released. As it turns out, my division officer did not buy their story for a second (for one thing, who the hell is scared of an E-4)?. He also strongly suspected that it had been sailor 1 who put sailor 2 under duress and that sailor 1 had been the one who invented this whole story after they got caught in order to avoid being convicted for it. As it turned out, sailor 2 was in my division and, while I didn't know him, my DO knew him really well, and knew that he was the kind of guy who could be easily manipulated. So, my DO sat him down and flat out told him that he knew he was lying, that he and sailor 1 had stolen this on their own, I wasn't involved, and that he was pretty sure that sailor 1 was now pressuring him to go along with this BS story about me forcing them to steal it for me. He then explained that, if they perjured themselves during a court-martial, and it was later proved they committed perjury, they would both be going to prison for a really, really long time... because perjury was so much worse than whatever else they had done up to this point. However, if he were to come forward right now and confess that it had been the other sailor's idea to blame me, and the other sailor then put pressure on him to go along with his story... well, coming forward now would look a lot better for him than if he didn't.
Dude confessed to everything almost immediately - I later told my DO that I could have kissed him when I heard he was the one who solved it. Sailor 1 was convicted of False Swearing (which I didn't even know was a thing - and had never heard of it before), he was also convicted of the larceny. Sailor 2 used duress as a defense against 1 over the whole "blaming me" story, and it worked... so no conviction for the False Swearing thing, but there was still the matter of the larceny, which they downgraded to "wrongful possession" (???), or something like that (because he never took possession of it); regardless, they went light on him since sailor 1 just gave him a bit of cash if he would act as a lookout, while sailor 1 stole it. It had also come out that sailor 1 was in fact manipulating him. Because he came forward, and because he hadn't actually taken the property for himself they went easy on him... reduction to E-1 (he was only an E-2 so, big deal, plus it didn't matter anyway because...), six months probation, which they waived because he was immediately given a BCD and kicked out. Sailor 1 however... got butt-fucked. Reduction to E-1, three year prison sentence for false swearing, and a FOUR year prison sentence for the larceny (I have no idea if he served that concurrently or not). He would receive a dishonorable discharge once his sentence was over.
And that, was how I ended up on bread and water for a few days. In case anyone is interested, they didn't need me to testify to anything during their court-martial, but they did have me come in to tell them how the whole ordeal had affected me. I spoke in praise of sailor 2, and thanked him for finally doing the right thing. My DO said I should in the hope that they would go easy on him, and that he deserved a reduced punishment for finally telling the truth (even if it had to be coerced out of him). After that, however... I told them that, as far as sailor 1 goes... this entire affair had been absolutely, pants-shitting terrifying to me; and the fact that this guy thought this up on the fly, in order to avoid being convicted of the theft he committed, was just pure fucking evil (I probably cleaned that explanation up for them though, you know how sensitive officers are). Which reminds me, I never explained how this all happened... so, there was a guy in our barracks who had a gun he was thinking of selling (his own personal possession, it wasn't military property or anything). Anyway, I had expressed a lot of interest in it. Sailor 1 was one of the roomates of the guy selling the gun, and he was there when I came by to look at it and ask what he wanted for it. It was too expensive for me, so I thanked him and passed on it. That's why he later chose me as the guy to blame it on. The reason the story reeked to my DO was because, if I had convinced this guy to steal it for me, why was it still in his locker four days later, when he finally got caught? They sent two Master At Arms to search the barracks while everyone was at work, and it was a pretty short search because they literally started with that room first. Anyway, the rumors had already started flying that the barracks was being searched, so it gave sailor 1 a little time to try dreaming up an excuse (which I have to admit, it wasn't half bad and could have potentially worked at allowing both of them to avoid any type of punishment at all)... anyway, he decided to pin it on me and asked sailor 2 to back his story up or else they would both go to prison.
FYI - even though this happened a jazillion years ago, in order to protect my privacy, I've changed several facts of this story... structurally, everything is true, including the bread and water thing, I just changed enough of the key facts in order to prevent anyone from potentially identifying it. On the chance that I might have stated something that I later contradicted... that's the reason for the mistake (me messing up which particular fact I changed)... as if anyone is actually going to read this thing.. it's a fucking novel, isn't it?... sheesh.
*TLDR:* _Two squids falsely accused me of putting them under duress and forcing them to commit a crime, which put me in the brig on bread and water for a few days until my DO got one of them to confess that they had falsely accused me... thereby saving my dumb ass._
8:42 cant say i haven't done that before
6:21 True conversation between a new Ensign (O-1) Division Officer & the leading CPO
"The men certainly paid attention to the Liberty Brief.They took copious notes & even asked for specific addresses to make sure that they didn't go to the off limits areas."
Chief:"I need to fucking drink."
13:04 I knew a cop who took a glass of apple juice to taste the suspect's"urine sample" when questioning him about information they already had.
Takes a sip after the question,"No, that's a lie.We can place you right inside helping yourself..."
The guy was grossed out & eventually confirmed everything that his buddy had already told the detectives.
I don't know what the defense attorneys did when they were told by their clients how the police got a confession out of them.
God I love this channel. I tried to join the military when I was 18 but medical stuff kept me out so it never happened for me but my dad served during Vietnam as a Marine. Super proud to be his son. Love and miss you Dad.
Haha you're me to the max lol, whole family served but severe asthma kept me from being a badass, nothing but respect for the craft.
When I look into those eye... I finally understand what love is.
Love is not being allowed to say you're sorry.
“Van Dam…mit! I just threw out my hip! MEDIC!” 😂😂😂
I feel like sweatpants' drill wasn't even mad. Just disappointed and/or mildly confused how he could fuck up putting on pants.
I can confirm 100% that the US Navy Brig still serves bread and water. What type of bread and water? Intellectual property so I can not disclose it.
I do believe I read some where they removed the bread and water sentences. I was a brig guard and did have a block full of them at 1 time.
@@themeanhornet1070 Until I see what you read in the form a of an actual link to a military document prohibiting such act, I stand by what I know.
@@stewiepid4385 Same here.
BTDT.
On a need to know basis.
Scott looking like he just took a submarine tour with those “old” navy boys 😂
"Guys...I dont want to play this game anymore"
The impression thing happened to me in basic but my buddy did the impression so good that drill sergeant just walked away to avoid laughing. He made him do the impression again at the end of basic.
Hello there
BT3 Lane here; started laughing so hard when you mention falling asleep in the head. I woke up many a time with my legs asleep... I look like a dear learning to walk. Those were the days...
Love seeing the picture at 02:54 used as chad material.
For those who dont know, that is Major Erik Bonde of the swedish armed forces. This picture was taken after an ambush in the Congo during the 60s on a UN mission.
Schrödinger's DS. As long as I don't turn around, they are there and not there till I can confirm it.
I'm surprised a marine even knows how to put pants on, let alone the correct way. 😆
Where did the homework come from that says Hello?
Angry cops is honestly, one of the best entertainers on here. I hope he goes far from his channel (:
Fuck that. I hope he stays with this channel. Offending the sex offending officers and making lives a living hell for shitbags everywhere
Remember reception at basic with the sheds full of the same black army backpack everyone had?!? That drill was so excited that I wrapped blu tape on the strap so I knew mine. 99 new recruits, 1 thinker!
I still find it hilarious because just 6 years ago I had a weightlifting class for my HS and they had leg tucks. I was an overweight 6'1" kid and I had no issues doing 2 sets of 20. Where did it go so wrong?
and when I mean overweight. I mean like 250 to 260.
There has never been a more truthful thing spoken than what he said about the fade. Worst haircut ever received was in 29 palms from Judy.
Let’s go best time of the month. This is a great birthday surprise AC thanks.
8:43 I love how the drill sergeant is just so baffled he can’t even bring himself to yell properly
Saturday morning cartoons I’m so happy 🥳
5:02 rip bmp
6:21 oh Dear God this meme has so many levels. DLI is home of the whole military's linguistic school. Almost all Intel people there. Shit gets weird there as it is... I have seen an airman there dressed as obi wan Kenobi and a marine who wore chain mail about daily after class. ALSO, TRADOC became prohibitively strict in what IET soldiers could and couldn't do... love em or hate em some of these kids are at this school for OVER A YEAR on tight ass restrictions. Yeah AC this one had layers.
They dont get any better when they make it to Goodfellow
@@arkhaan7066 what's goodfellow?
@@ReanuKeevesAus where most of the people that go to DLI go afterwards.
In the late 80’s I had 5 knot heads get in trouble together before a ships deployment, 3 of them couldn’t stop F-in up and ended up on 3 days bread and water. Weeks late when we returned all 5 got admin separations. They tried to tell the CO I gave them permission to drive from Norfolk Va to Jax Fla on weekend liberty. On the way back they ran out of money and tried to steal $50 of gas from a remote station at 2am, then blamed the state trooper for stopping them making the late for ships movement muster.
Sounds like they worked harder to make up that story than they did to make muster. They should have all been awarded and served BCDs just on that theft alone.
From what I've seen many in all branches could benefit from a bit of bread and water rationing, as could most in the civilian sector. No need for physical contact, but we sure as hell need to get back the old school way of training recruits. ROCK On Grunt Style...HOOAAA!
On the 3rd day, you get a loaf of wheat bread instead of white & you are so fucking grateful to finally get flavor...
Don't ask me how I know.
It was more than a parking ticket but less than murder.
I will only call it a misunderstanding so let's leave it at that.
@@ReanuKeevesAus🖕😁
"This is Gatorade!" I fucking can't dude!🤣🤣🤣
THE POLICE IN TEXAS NEED 🏀🏀'S 💯 77 MINUTS OF SHAME 💯
I’m convinced at this point his house is actually under the crack house and him fixing it is just a facade
I giggle every time someone is surprised Russia didn’t take Ukraine over night. I was in high school when y’all went into Iraq and Afghanistan and they didn’t have the world’s richest country funding the opposition.
It's just embarrassing at this point how little people understand about this war. I thought the West may turn the corner, people coming to their senses about government, media, billionaires, and global groups. Here comes Ukraine, and most everyone lined up to accept the newest narrative from their masters.
@@bobsondugnutt9914 They will always find something to waste billions of our dollars on while people can walk into an elementary school who clearly don’t belong and have already been shooting at people completely unimpeded but Jokes on Russia. They should be cool like us and spend nothing on protecting our children and waste it all on making sure people die on the the other side of the globe also.
the difference is we actually did take ground insanely fast. we had a presence and supply lines across Afghanistan in weeks. it was holding that was difficult.
russia couldnt cross a bridge.
lost multiple sieges repeatedly
showed extreme levels of basic incompetence then got pushed back to just a sliver between crimea and donbass.
over the course of 100 days.
russia isnt "having trouble" theyre getting fubard.
Really, though? Ukraine is right next to Russia, and Russia had always touted its "near-peer" military as the second strongest in the world. It's an embarrassment such a huge country couldn't force Ukraine to capitulate, especially since the Russian came over with the express objective to absorb mayor swaths of Ukie land, something they've failed to do, repeatedly now.
@@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin forgot to mention that yeah supply lines are a thing. Afghanistan was an insane logistical feat litteraly otherside of the planet.
Russia proved they arent even a REGIONAL superpower
"Judy does not know how to give you a fade!" I'm dying over here, because it is true.
USAF: "That's why we have trucks! War should not be uncivilized."
Go to a Navy base & you'll see cranes, forklifts & other assorted equipment that moves heavy objects around.
How does the Navy move heavy objects from the pier to the ship?
By making an announcement on the 1MC(shipboard PA system):"Muster a 30 man working party on the pier with BMC Brown!"
It ain't no fun party with booze & hookers & stuff, I'll tell you what.
@@doughesson LOL I am a contractor to the navy and have witnessed Navy logic and implementation :) My girl was a sailor and her last assignment was the USS New Orleans she has loads of navy think examples. Be safe Bud!
@@daultonhuskey2804 You too
@@doughesson Roger That!
I have a jarhead friend from Vietnam era. He is a rather small individual who barely made weight and height. He said day 1 his DI took him behind the barracks and beat the shit out of him because "he was tiny and needed to be sure he actually wanted to be a marine". He said he did it weekly while he was at basic. He said he was more scared of his DI than facing the VC
0:23 when drill catches you sleeping ( the face and what he said)
"This is Gatorade!" lmfao 😂😂😂
Its actually legal to drink and drive in Mississippi, as long as you dont blow over legal limit. Enjoy those road sodas.
13:45 When you're Brandon Herrera impression is on-point and you say "Trunnion" in front of AC.
When I was basic, our senior drill was this short guy from the south, with a very unique voice and accent. We had a pvt who could do a spot on accent and impersonation. He’d occasionally walk down the hallways barking like he Sr drill.
It was only after graduation our drills asked for the best impersonators. They were leased with some of the performances. The drills were cool that last week after AIT between shipping out.
3:19 "Do I really *look* like a Recruit with a plan??"
We had one of those "Mandatory motivational rucks" during our Tech School FTX month thing. Leadership thought it was a good idea to do a 15 mile up some big ass hills in full kit. It was not fun I can confirm
I don’t have the resources to do the homework so all I would put is a caption that says “POV: we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”
Ironically, in the series called Angry Meme Review, I've seen him smile out of happiness the most
At the Forge I took several dumps in the woods late at night. The one time I was lost for several hours and made it back literally 5 mins before morning accountability formation. Lesson: Always bring a battle, and don't go too far into woods.
We shouldn't be giving 40 billion dollars of military equipment after we gave 85 billion to the Taliban...let's go brandon.
5:01 Yeah I'm an armed police candidate from India and I too thought that the war would end at best in one day and at worst in ten days - In fact I said the similar stuff a few days ago. I'm actually proud of my military analysis skills after seeing AC's reaction.
That story about the sleeping in the stall reminds me of the time my BMQ Section Leader Sgt Poirier came into our barracks while I was I'm the shower, and I had left my.wallet out on my desk and the door to my room open...
I was really enjoying that shower, the water pressure and temp was perfect. And then I hear "ROOM!" which is the Canadian version of calling the floor to attention quickly... I poked my head out, "did y'all call... Oh hi
Sergeant" proceeded to immediate lecture about making sure my wallet was properly secure when I was out of my room... Yeah.. shower ruined...
🤣🤣🤣 Idk if I was the only one to send that to you, Marine BMT with the pants on backwards but that was freaking sweet seeing that!!!
Best mandatory fun Friday I had was enlisted vs officers tackle football
2:24 the implication he does the vast majority of his Meme Reviews not only in Boxer briefs, but barefoot
2:53 Proobably the best pic of a Swede in combat ever.
“An open palm smack to the face can really straighten somebody out” never heard truer words
Unless the civilian is older and laughs. Slap me harder Daddy DI so you might match what my 3rd wife can do. Beat me, whip me, strike me, chain me up daddy. Just don't fucking bore me.
Our "fun day" was at a gulf course, issued 1 club to play through...😂🤣
Fr I wish I could go onto facebook..but for the homework I was gonna make “When Marines are stuck at sea with the Navy”
“In the latrine stall pretending to take a dump just catch a breather and fell asleep on the John.” Yep… I totally did that! Ending badly for me! I thought it was an original idea 💡 but the three Cadre waiting outside the stall had a of fun time with me! Horrible way to wake up and realize where I was!!! Got smoked really bad!!!
Angry drill sergeant staring at me through a peep slot is terrifying.
12:20 Actual jump scare, almost fell out of my office chair.
Glad to see you're ok man. My love and prayers to buffalo
0:35 when your masquara is on point
I met the owner/creator of the Wizinater. He rented the space across the street from where I worked. He did pretty good for small shop.