10 Disturbing Folklore Creatures from Around the World

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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    The doll in the Kuri story was made by Jeremi Rimel. He makes a bunch of awesome little monsters. Check out his other creations here: autopsybabies.bigcartel.com/products
    His blog here: miscreationtoys.blogspot.co.uk/

    • @erikarratia4951
      @erikarratia4951 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dear Lazy Masquerade , Can you please find some Kelpie stories? They sound very ominous and good for story material.

    • @iampubby9380
      @iampubby9380 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lazy Masquerade u said nine but it says ten

    • @jesslouisepatterson4146
      @jesslouisepatterson4146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lucifer'sLeftTesticle HangsALittleLower oi if you don't like it please go away there no need to be so rude to him he's doing his best get over it

    • @Chainsawman1020
      @Chainsawman1020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lazy Masquerade could you read bad and boujee

    • @elfo2962
      @elfo2962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lazy Masquerade hey what music in the back round

  • @borgCube100
    @borgCube100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4877

    Half of these are warnings to keep people safe. Back in the days when it was harder to be rescued.
    Don’t sail at night.
    Don’t touch strange horses.
    Don’t go out at night if you’re a child.
    Be very wary and extra careful in the moors.
    Cannibalism is bad.
    If you hear knocking in a cave, run.
    Be careful who’s approaching you on a beach at night.
    Think before you run off into a forest to help someone.

    • @satan1663
      @satan1663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      and most importantly, Don't.... LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!

    • @kristynadostalova4359
      @kristynadostalova4359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      In our country, we have "Vodník", a lake man, who drowns people. Maybe it was created that the children would be cautious around water.
      Also "polednice", the noon hag is killing children who are outside during the noon. The same reason maybe?

    • @kianaalexis5004
      @kianaalexis5004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s no fun though

    • @kianaalexis5004
      @kianaalexis5004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sa Tan unless something is in a very strange and hilarious position on my pillow I think I’m okay

    • @pikabiga
      @pikabiga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Cannibalism is bad. I love that one

  • @AuntieGhoul
    @AuntieGhoul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    As a native of Hawai’i, you have a piece of of the Nightmarcher lore.
    The torches are a warning.
    If you see the flames approaching, you’re supposed to kneel off the trail and press your forehead to the ground. You cannot raise your head until the sound of the drums are gone completely.

    • @videochannel5707
      @videochannel5707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      if you see this, pls let me know, what happens if you don't kneel off the trail or get up when Drums is playing? You'll die? its pretty normal that you'll die or get in hell, lol

    • @Ciara1594
      @Ciara1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I heard that if you see the Night Marchers (instead of looking down and away) you will die soon and join the Marchers.

    • @AuntieGhoul
      @AuntieGhoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Kathleen Marr Stories always have variations to them. You won’t join them but enslaved to them or wander as a lost soul.

    • @cookeymonster83
      @cookeymonster83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Except not a single person's death has ever been linked to them so there is obviously no comeback.

    • @otterwithagun1982
      @otterwithagun1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Hapa here. My uncle said he saw the torches and looked away. To this day, he swears what he saw and heard.

  • @ghostfacegirl180
    @ghostfacegirl180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5075

    Note to self: if attacked by a Skinwalker scream "I'm going to kill you" so the next victim has a warning

    • @somersault1123
      @somersault1123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      What if its next victim is someone who never backs down from a challenge?

    • @thehopelesspragmatic6701
      @thehopelesspragmatic6701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      Note to self: if attacked by a skinwalker, say "Hey buddy, you dropped your wallet", so next victim won't die like a pussy running from me.

    • @decent2613
      @decent2613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +479

      Note to self: If attacked a by skinwalker scream out my social security number so whoever is attacked can run away and start a new life with my identity in Honduras

    • @capyboi-776
      @capyboi-776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I would scream: "Hi. I'm a wendigo... RUUUUUUNN!"

    • @patriciaroysdon9540
      @patriciaroysdon9540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Scream, "I'm here to audit your taxes!"

  • @LiOw-Wing
    @LiOw-Wing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2404

    “She begs for their forgiveness then drowns them” I- that’s not really how you get forgiveness but whatever I guess

    • @billyreynoldsjr2229
      @billyreynoldsjr2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission?

    • @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813
      @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@billyreynoldsjr2229 "Can I drown you?"

    • @Wolffiegirl
      @Wolffiegirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      'Thats what forgiveness sounds like, screaming then silence.'

    • @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813
      @icantbelieveyouvedonethis1813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Wolffiegirl I mean- you're not wrong. That's just because they're dead. They can't scream anymore.

    • @peiikos
      @peiikos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Remember that cartoon, llamas with/in hats? Remember the second episode? “That’s what forgiveness sounds like, screaming then silence”

  • @BullCor3
    @BullCor3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8020

    "Skinwalkers can repeat only the last phrase that their victim screamed before they died."
    Skinwalker: Choke me daddy

    • @AnimeVampire234
      @AnimeVampire234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      lol doubt that's the last thing you'd say while you're being gutted xD probably be screaming

    • @1Luhreezy
      @1Luhreezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +798

      Skinwalker: Gut me daddy

    • @pikacutie7659
      @pikacutie7659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Lol sameee

    • @jonhbaye6198
      @jonhbaye6198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +427

      skinwalker:BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER
      COME ON!!

    • @kingjayuan2774
      @kingjayuan2774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      BullCor3 😂

  • @ggasasu
    @ggasasu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1339

    The Kuri sounds like what would happen if Depression and PTSD was in folklore

    • @cosmicquetzal220
      @cosmicquetzal220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Also sounds very similar to accounts of demonic possession.

    • @isis5169
      @isis5169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      or sleep paralysis

    • @olddoggeleventy2718
      @olddoggeleventy2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Sounds like my ex-wife, actually.

    • @TTFerdinand
      @TTFerdinand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Strange facts: in Estonian language the word "kuri", depending on context, might mean upset, bad, wicked or plain evil. The word "vanakuri" (old evil) translates as The Devil.

    • @olddoggeleventy2718
      @olddoggeleventy2718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TTFerdinand + Yep. That's the ex alright...lol

  • @arisenleaf
    @arisenleaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    “Skinwalkers repeat the last words of their victims”
    Skinwalker: *I’ll beat your skinny ass up*

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I just laughed like a rubber chicken, that's good my guy

    • @yii9254
      @yii9254 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao pls-

    • @thepatientrunningtheasylum8285
      @thepatientrunningtheasylum8285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Mexican Saitama you're not wrong

    • @aperson6958
      @aperson6958 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or
      "IM A SKINWALKER, RUN AWAY"

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aperson6958
      ... 46 and no control
      generation without soul...
      run away, run away, run away
      and say good bye
      run away, run away
      run away if you want to survive
      Real McCoy - Run Away

  • @d4rknite862
    @d4rknite862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Imagine you and your mates go out camping, you go get firewood and when you come back theres a dog eating your food, so your group shouts at him and the bastard stand up on 2 legs and sprints out of there

    • @teen_0.edits1
      @teen_0.edits1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And this my dudes is why I don't go camping

    • @mebii3830
      @mebii3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouldn't worry, since I am American and always carry a gun on me :D

  • @B1rd_z
    @B1rd_z 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    How to scare away skinwalkers:
    -Don't be alone.
    -have a gun.
    And how to not encounter one:
    -don't go alone in a forest cuz that's stupid.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Or just eat some long pork and join them.

    • @jaggedstar1537
      @jaggedstar1537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Basically be American

    • @allvibesgoodvibes
      @allvibesgoodvibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me, walking my dog in the forest: 0.o

    • @djinthehouseellis3681
      @djinthehouseellis3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And if you here something, just call the cops they aren't going to be mad at you if you thought there was an emergency. As i have heard and want to say, you are responsible for yourself first then others second.

    • @tahmaso8648
      @tahmaso8648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      just draw a circle in the dirt and make sure you are not wearing a sombrero upside down

  • @eccentricvillain
    @eccentricvillain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1970

    8:20
    "You can sense an unwanted presence in your house"
    Me: "that's just my brother"

    • @mollyh8683
      @mollyh8683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I laughed harder than I should at this

    • @breannaimpson5180
      @breannaimpson5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ashley Moore and sisters

    • @williamcolbert4860
      @williamcolbert4860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just a little chuckle

    • @madmouse1016
      @madmouse1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's just my crippling depression

    • @lucas3918
      @lucas3918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you're mum comes into your room yelling; bringing on all the negative energy

  • @ducklord8819
    @ducklord8819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    The kuri: latches on to you and makes your life a living hell
    I feel like I've had the kuri since high school

    • @paulcadavid394
      @paulcadavid394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Duck Rapoport I feel you bro

    • @niclasneziru1854
      @niclasneziru1854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tfw my ex gf was a Kuri

    • @TheLovelySheri
      @TheLovelySheri 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kuri are basically kids

    • @toshirodragon
      @toshirodragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIGHT??? Would hardly change my life at all...

    • @glitterdragon9197
      @glitterdragon9197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      An ex of mine is basically a kuri then lmao

  • @kyon-kyon-
    @kyon-kyon- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    the kuri doesn’t have to make my life a living hell
    i alone am very capable of doing it myself

    • @nicengo87
      @nicengo87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MOOD

    • @rorymcelroy1887
      @rorymcelroy1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are a kuri

    • @mrfooter6248
      @mrfooter6248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Kuri becomes your stand

    • @raytxstic
      @raytxstic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tbh

    • @karmagsabillon5473
      @karmagsabillon5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you think the kuri was just a joke cause brits love a good curry 👀

  • @NostalgicCaleb
    @NostalgicCaleb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

    La Llorona: *apologizes*
    La Llorona: *drowns child*

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Better to ask for forgiveness than permission...

    • @kingm4469
      @kingm4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ghutts McKenzie lol I like that, I like that a lot

    • @mr.intruder1536
      @mr.intruder1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Me: *encounters a skinwalker*
      Also me: hey if you hear this message I'm probably gonna die because there's a skinwalker so stay away ok?
      Skinwalker: *visible frustration*

    • @biggiefish8223
      @biggiefish8223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Child: Am I a joke to you ?

    • @Catastropheex1
      @Catastropheex1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ghost Busters: no u

  • @AntipaladinPedigri
    @AntipaladinPedigri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    "Unmarried people are also said to become strigoi" Me *shrugging*: guess I'll undie

    • @chocominttea
      @chocominttea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Lmao same

    • @929er13
      @929er13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      guess i found my new career.

    • @robertleo8006
      @robertleo8006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lol’d

    • @vladvalo
      @vladvalo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao for real 😂

    • @TheMsLollidella
      @TheMsLollidella 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here lol

  • @EvelynSpeedwagon
    @EvelynSpeedwagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

    *calls sadako*
    Me: ayyyy girl watchu wearing rn?
    Sadako: *creepy noise*
    Me: ah that’s hot.

  • @olwenyappa8849
    @olwenyappa8849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    The Kuri sounds a bit like a metaphor for grief or depression.

    • @TweakoTheSecond
      @TweakoTheSecond ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mmm, I mean maybe, but I don't think my depression has ever convinced me to wander to the middle of nowhere and whispered about how its gonna drag my soul to hell

    • @doublejacketjimmy391
      @doublejacketjimmy391 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like schizophrenia.

  • @QuackyTheDuck7
    @QuackyTheDuck7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    The list:
    10. Wendigos 0:14
    9. The Kuri 2:32
    8. La Llorona 4:42
    7. Sadako 6:17
    6. Tommyknockers 8:44
    5. Strigoi 11:35
    4. The Kelpie 15:13
    3. Nightmarchers 18:39
    2. Draugen 20:00
    1. Skinwalkers 21:57

    • @conormcgregor8451
      @conormcgregor8451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Killermine 72 good job bro

    • @conormcgregor8451
      @conormcgregor8451 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Killermine 72 np

    • @SCP-ms3zw
      @SCP-ms3zw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you....killermine 72? Or however you say it...you have proven to be most helpful on my journey.

    • @pewdiepieisanazi7790
      @pewdiepieisanazi7790 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Killermind I

    • @nicoletaylor6796
      @nicoletaylor6796 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Killermind Thanks

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    I know lots of you are fans of the true stories I make, but every now and then it’s fun for me to make something like this. Either way, I hope you all get a kick out of this video. Let me know what other creatures you would have included :)

    • @brendontaylor1173
      @brendontaylor1173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lazy Masquerade I love these folklore videos! Thanks for the content!

    • @terriblycharismaticduck2717
      @terriblycharismaticduck2717 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lazy Masquerade But they could be true :0

    • @FrogBonez00
      @FrogBonez00 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lazy Masquerade hi I'm stupid enough to watch your videos at night

    • @null3847
      @null3847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Seems fair.

    • @CrypticcYT
      @CrypticcYT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      These kind of videos are great! I love learning about folklore from around the world.

  • @funguy398
    @funguy398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    If skinwalker scream the last thing the person said before death, it's a good idea scream:
    "shapeshifter! Luring monster! Run for your life!" before death.

    • @H.U.R.
      @H.U.R. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      "Hahaha! Very funny, Frank. Now come out ther--"
      *"OH SHIT"*

    • @povimthestaronhisokasface439
      @povimthestaronhisokasface439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Its a motherfucking SKINWALKER.... *screams* "

    • @fredriddlefiddle4062
      @fredriddlefiddle4062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I would scream I have aids to spite the skinwalker

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Nah, I would scream:
      *Harder daddy* before death

    • @Slightlycamouflaged
      @Slightlycamouflaged 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *chuckles* im in danger

  • @magicaltalks7889
    @magicaltalks7889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    Skin walker: “I’m in the ghettooo, RA TA TA TAA”

    • @youwasattheclub4104
      @youwasattheclub4104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aww no

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RATATATAAAA

    • @AndrewHLewis
      @AndrewHLewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can shot 'em, stab them or try to beat them, Still won't die, they are hard to get, but they can get you😇✌️😎

    • @paulamiroysarkar4407
      @paulamiroysarkar4407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm deceased 💀💀💀

    • @AndrewHLewis
      @AndrewHLewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@paulamiroysarkar4407 maybe, but they will dig you up, eat your fleash tell it's clean grind your bones for NDN magic, 😇🇺🇸✌️😎

  • @TotosTales
    @TotosTales 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I have only ever heard of the knockers in a positive light - with people even throwing the crusts of their pasties to keep them friendly so they will warn them early!

  • @mjames7674
    @mjames7674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "Your credit card will be charged $5 per minute of chat with the Sadako."

    • @supernibba9935
      @supernibba9935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah 1000 yen

    • @PoppyPanda1115
      @PoppyPanda1115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      "Hello this is Sadako's Sexline. We'll be right with you~"
      Me: ...
      Me: ...
      Phone: *Click*
      Me: Hey, Baby~ what are you wearing?
      Sadako: SCREEEEEEEEEE *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      Me: *ears bleeding* that's hot!

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@PoppyPanda1115 if that bitch comes through MY TV her ass is mine. She can try to crawl back in, but I'd unplug that thing as soon as she's through it.

    • @c.yr0623
      @c.yr0623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Black Baron i have a meme for that haha, lemme send you it

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@c.yr0623 Do you mean that one were she sits in his closest and he opens it with only a shirt on otherwise buckass naked?

  • @datsnotgood8898
    @datsnotgood8898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    well the strigoi hunters literally consumed human ashes technically making them cannibal, so now they’re doomed to be Wendigo 😂

    • @dakota100
      @dakota100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wendigos hunting strigoi

    • @silasloudon3844
      @silasloudon3844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Loop hole they didn't eat the flesh they ate ashes so there good

    • @Maria_Svetlana_5923
      @Maria_Svetlana_5923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Karma lol

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    “Please forgive me for drowning you!”
    *Proceeds to drown you*

    • @sithlordhibiscus9936
      @sithlordhibiscus9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, it is a Canadian folktale. You just missed the part where it says, "Please come to the edge of the lake. Do you mind jumping into my pouch? Of course, we can do this later if you like. Have a good day!" *drowns kid later who returns because of course it's rude not to return*

    • @Celesticle_
      @Celesticle_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sithlordhibiscus9936 bruh they were talking about la llorona not something Canadian (no offense)

  • @reven0699
    @reven0699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "it is even said just discussing it can lure the creature. Let's discuss."
    Me: "wut"

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mans doesn't even give us a choice 👊😔

  • @VertigoCrime
    @VertigoCrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    "Nothing good will come from calling her" *proceeds to tell us all the number*

    • @ekengessien5675
      @ekengessien5675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      VertigoCrime 😂😂😂

    • @AliceSpaxxx
      @AliceSpaxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Called the number...nothing happend!

    • @AliceSpaxxx
      @AliceSpaxxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      〈 Darkling 〉 yes....and the 7days are over...but yesterday some creepy shit happend to me, maybe my fault to go out at 3 at night to buy some cigarettes....shit! Now I hope that this has nothing to do with the call!

    • @cheekibreeki2electricbooga582
      @cheekibreeki2electricbooga582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alice Lilith Well damn, was that snipbit of the video enough?

    • @eertikrux666
      @eertikrux666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prank call

  • @Chaddumdum
    @Chaddumdum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +956

    the kuri: "oi luv I'll right enjoy draggin that soul o urs to 'ell innit"

    • @captainmerica2498
      @captainmerica2498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You wine. XD

    • @Marie_azul
      @Marie_azul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The scream I just skrempt reading this damn comment lol

    • @daniellew3260
      @daniellew3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      omg, sounds like my English bf!

    • @GlassPenguin
      @GlassPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ahh, my people

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Interest ye on teh pint?

  • @dk-sky3820
    @dk-sky3820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Chances of becoming Strigoi:
    - Live a sinful life
    - Die unmarried
    Welp, see ya guys

    • @ionzm4612
      @ionzm4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ye,i am romanian,cant wait to become undead walking zombie

    • @fluffybum204
      @fluffybum204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Oof can we meet up at a like a mcdonalds after we both die i would like to know there is other damned souls that became a strigoi

    • @lexxie2494
      @lexxie2494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, we're in this together buddy!

    • @joseescobedo7899
      @joseescobedo7899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's says if you unmarried doesn't state who tho so you can marry a homosexual and be fine

    • @929er13
      @929er13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol, guess I'll become one

  • @absolutechad9735
    @absolutechad9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Okay, as an avid caver, having been on mapping trips deep into caves, I can say that tommyknockers are absolutely a thing. I’ve never seen one, but I have heard the knocking before. Caves are incredibly stable in terms of structure, because of the way the stone is eroded, even more so than man-made mines, so there’s no way that the knocking could be stone cracking under pressure. It clearly sounds like two rocks being repeatedly knocked together.

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Stupid McDumbpants" uhhuh sure

    • @alansmith6376
      @alansmith6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My father is a pretty prominent caver here in Arizona, he’s been taking my brothers and I underground since we were little. There are some chambers, were you will swear on a stack of Bibles somethings watching you. He never called them Tommyknockers, he merely referred to them as spirits. I agree good sir, they are 100% real.

    • @JilLeeBean82
      @JilLeeBean82 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-yw8sr3uj1w Dumb

    • @thewackycabbage461
      @thewackycabbage461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eh, just stay out of effing caves.

  • @crown_clown
    @crown_clown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1027

    Kuri: I will make your life a living hell!
    **half a year later**
    Me: I don't feel any different.
    Kuri: um... wha-..t?

    • @ryuzakisan335
      @ryuzakisan335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@jerryseinfield6884 the fuck XD

    • @quaziludmillazaman9534
      @quaziludmillazaman9534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jerryseinfield6884 chotto matte

    • @jerryseinfield6884
      @jerryseinfield6884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jotaro Kujo I love English!

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: you must really suck at your job

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me: you can't make my life worse tbh
      Them: awww :(
      Me: it's okay

  • @andreamerlehoward
    @andreamerlehoward 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    When you spoke of the phone call and then hearing a shrill noise, all I could think of was a fax machine...

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait! Lemme get out the C64!

    • @brayancalderon4794
      @brayancalderon4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean thats what u get when u remove the bread, cheese, mayo, tomato, and lettuce

    • @healerofthewaters6508
      @healerofthewaters6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sadako.exe has stopped working

  • @MrHalonoob117
    @MrHalonoob117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Skinwalker: Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Plageius the wise?

    • @KennyTurner1996
      @KennyTurner1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's a story the Jedi wouldn't tell.

    • @IrritatorProductions
      @IrritatorProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's a Sith legend.

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create life...

    • @Rednova08
      @Rednova08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're the sith lord!

    • @razorxyooj9703
      @razorxyooj9703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chrs-wltrs
    @chrs-wltrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Because what else should I listen to as I'm falling asleep?

    • @cheesybeans5304
      @cheesybeans5304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably kids, that picture says it all

    • @ambbbognov
      @ambbbognov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me everytime 😂

    • @spookyspider2820
      @spookyspider2820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Walters creepy pastas true horror stories murder cases a lot

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Walters That’s literally me ALL the fuckin time. I swear. 😂

    • @somedude2133
      @somedude2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/xCcGiYuS4Xo/w-d-xo.html
      here ya go brother

  • @DustyBunBun
    @DustyBunBun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "they can never have enough"
    me with double stuffed Oreos

    • @straangeette
      @straangeette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me & chips

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me with Pringles/Stax

    • @Dolphin_Wooo
      @Dolphin_Wooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me and unhealth food

  • @Lucas-yd6ki
    @Lucas-yd6ki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I got to the bit about skinwalkers and then the guy was suddenly like "Oh if you see a dog or coyote get spooked and runaway on it's hind legs, then it's a skinwalker" and I freaked out for no apparent reason

  • @lordzaboem
    @lordzaboem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Wendigo (Canada) 0:23
    Kuri (England) 2:25
    La Llorona (Latin America) 4:53
    Sadoka (Japan) 6:24
    Tommyknockers (England, U.S.) 8:48
    Strigoi (Romania) 11:40
    Kelpie (Scotland, Ireland, Iceland) 15:15
    Nightmarchers (Hawaii) 18:40
    Draugen (Norway) 20:05
    Skinwalkers (U.S.) 22:02

  • @miramc2181
    @miramc2181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Nobody:
    Subtitles: “A LEGEND OF THE CURRY.”

  • @funkskwid8837
    @funkskwid8837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Skinwalker:YEET!
    victim: what?
    Skinwalker: oh that's what my last victim said right before i killed him--

    • @nastywolfent
      @nastywolfent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Anarchy SquidZ my fucking soda is all over the place from this post

    • @solakathomas7257
      @solakathomas7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

    • @anaaugare9758
      @anaaugare9758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      544th century 44671gh hi u yiu yiu 7PM 8PM the new 78yjn. Bzdx zqaAaaA 66777

    • @jemadamson2715
      @jemadamson2715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hah i can see a skit on the monotonous job of a skinwalker .

    • @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc
      @Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @CockStirredMartini I agree 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @mrfrog8446
    @mrfrog8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    The Kuri sounds just like schizophrenia - undiagnosed and un medicated it can get worse over the years to the point of death

    • @lovdnaaten4123
      @lovdnaaten4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      unknowning unknown it sure can if you cause it yourself, which becomes more and more likely if keeping it untreated

    • @lovdnaaten4123
      @lovdnaaten4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      unknowning unknown you’re right, it isn’t a symptom but that’s not what he said and therefore wasn’t lying

    • @lovdnaaten4123
      @lovdnaaten4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      unknowning unknown whatever you’re right

    • @Ashole024
      @Ashole024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @unknowning unknown it really doesn't though. You're just being a stuck up brat for no reason.

    • @w.a.r.ydruid5643
      @w.a.r.ydruid5643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @unknowning unknown to agree with this lot he did say "can" not "will" which is why you are completely wrong.

  • @TheWarriorVA
    @TheWarriorVA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Skinwalkers can only repeat the last phrase to their victims said.
    Skinwalker: Looming like a double wide suprise....mmmm...god damn~

    • @tonyredgrave719
      @tonyredgrave719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Legend right here

    • @marwaosmen6541
      @marwaosmen6541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or they might just say "dont you want to try my big mac?"

    • @tonyredgrave719
      @tonyredgrave719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or ,,do i look like a real boy papa?......''

    • @NurglesDevotee
      @NurglesDevotee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It stinks. Nice and good.

    • @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888
      @mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bugs bunny is now a canon recovering rapist

  • @RichCsigs
    @RichCsigs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The person narrating this has a perfect voice for this kind of subject. Adds a factor of creepiness to the list. Well done.

  • @urmaker
    @urmaker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    About time. Living up to your name again, are we? ;) Hope you are well my man.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  7 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Haha, you know it bro. Lazy by name, lazy by nature :P

    • @CraftyCroc17
      @CraftyCroc17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha

    • @ivanarmas6885
      @ivanarmas6885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WoW you guys are actually friends?

    • @LeoSlimTV
      @LeoSlimTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      you both are so fucking awesome

    • @Anita-k
      @Anita-k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ivan Armas
      Yes. Actually they've all started their channels quite at the same time.
      Be. Busta and Corpsey also belong to this "crew of horror".
      And fearurmaker of course... ;)

  • @corellan22
    @corellan22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    There is actually a real psychological condition called wendigo psychosis that developes from eating human flesh.

    • @amberves1594
      @amberves1594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      corellan22 then it’d be the “Zombie Apocalypse” because basically, no one knows anything about The Wendigo.

    • @satan7350
      @satan7350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@amberves1594 well, Zombies are the living dead and also spread their sickness, so i see why they call it Wendigo

    • @Saif-zf9vb
      @Saif-zf9vb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Wendigo Psychosis is a phenomenon in which a person goes mad; the victim desires human flesh and fears turning into a Wendigo."

    • @TheNightmareAngelYT
      @TheNightmareAngelYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There's one key difference, though. Their look. One's a demonic monster, the other's a mentally insane person.

    • @TacDyne
      @TacDyne 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      corellan22, really? I don't feel or look like a wendigo. It's all bullshit made up for the X Files TV show.

  • @kailex8314
    @kailex8314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    If attacked by skinwalker say: "My name's Karen can I speak to your manager?"

    • @biscuitcat3324
      @biscuitcat3324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh God that's terrifying

    • @borisslavk01nolastname91
      @borisslavk01nolastname91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@biscuitcat3324 no it will be horrifying

    • @lethalbacon510
      @lethalbacon510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hi yes, Mr... Wendeegu? I'd like to speak your manager. I don't appreciate being eaten alive, it's very rude and disrespectful.

    • @g3mini_p3t3
      @g3mini_p3t3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣😂

    • @jakesmith6769
      @jakesmith6769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “What the fuck is that?”
      *Skinwalker approaches*
      “Hi my name is Karen can i speak to your manager please”
      “OH SHI-“

  • @burritobear4954
    @burritobear4954 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    When you’re tempted to prank call a Japanese spirit

    • @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin
      @RedVelvet_EdgeMuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      BurritoBear When the only things you have to lose is your mother and your own life and you already have ptsd. 😏
      Interesting.

    • @Zunez52
      @Zunez52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Red Velvet Edge Muffin nobody fuckin asked stop looking for attention Jesus fuck

    • @grassaf4354
      @grassaf4354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ScareCrow bro calm down they’re not hurting anyone

    • @Zunez52
      @Zunez52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Grass Af fishing for sympathy is the most pathetic thing on planet earth to me. Like fr it’s so annoying it does hurt my brain

    • @vrgirlfriend
      @vrgirlfriend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Zunez52 get therapy..

  • @seeyouspacecowboy_98
    @seeyouspacecowboy_98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "Shows like Supernatural..."
    Me: *Carry on Wayward Son plays in my head immediately *

    • @hamcodeword4064
      @hamcodeword4064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤔Carry on my wayward son👌🏼 there'll be peace when you are done
      Lay your weary head to rest
      Don't you cry😭👎🏼 no more😢😄

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *ThErE'lL bE pEaCe WhEn YoU aRe DoNe*

    • @kapadyakvlogs893
      @kapadyakvlogs893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel you bro

    • @kapadyakvlogs893
      @kapadyakvlogs893 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hamcodeword4064 bruh i feel the same

    • @helloiamem
      @helloiamem 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There better be peace when they’re done!!!

  • @ks9759
    @ks9759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    “If you die unmarried you will become a vampire witch”
    Me, gonna die unmarried: “I don’t really see any downside here.....? My presence already weakens my family’s will to live anyhow....”

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Haha funny girl on the internet haha

    • @fressejetzt840
      @fressejetzt840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Alexander Innocent that's the point

    • @bw9115
      @bw9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marry me??? Because same

    • @blitzgr8512
      @blitzgr8512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If that in the picture is you then I have to say your a cutie if not then I still think you are a cutie even thou I don't know how you look your com shows how cute you are

    • @themrcrow2901
      @themrcrow2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OOF

  • @lanenet9603
    @lanenet9603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    This entire comment section is just memes and jokes and honestly I’m proud

    • @DeidreL9
      @DeidreL9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lane Net it’s cool isn’t it? I’m cracking up, and he sounds like Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Show🤣

    • @aladdinarbab2164
      @aladdinarbab2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro these are bs! Bruh I’m tried this crap nothing happened 😂! People need to understand that these are to u teach lessons and spread fear

    • @kuruptzi7149
      @kuruptzi7149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think my favorite one of all of them was the "skinwalker:Choke me daddy" comment. I cracked up 😂😂

    • @willemroux321
      @willemroux321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aladdinarbab2164 did you just have a stroke? Was the dope too good? English much?😂😂😂😂

    • @leepboo9978
      @leepboo9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Willem Roux is that a joke because I understood them perfectly

  • @thegalaxy2262
    @thegalaxy2262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Yep. Those damn wendigos always eating my spaghetti sauce

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Really? I thought they like Olive Garden breadsticks.

    • @Katiekooleyes
      @Katiekooleyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Wendigo toucha my spagget!

    • @Number-sf8mk
      @Number-sf8mk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I would put mouse traps on my spaghetti

    • @commentcopbadge6665
      @commentcopbadge6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mario to stay
      Mouse traps are good on burgers too. Organic mouse traps are best. Only downside is that organic mouse traps aren't boneless.

    • @margueritedennis3773
      @margueritedennis3773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally, somebody realizes the Diet Switch Spell as a legit solution

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    25:32 Faw faw faw faw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

    • @ashleymarietube
      @ashleymarietube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lazy Masquerade seriously cracking up on that part lol

    • @error-fq4yl
      @error-fq4yl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lazy Masquerade ik lol xDD fowfowfow

    • @alapalacasual
      @alapalacasual 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lazy Masquerade {} Strangely enough I'm laughing at 3:43. The face just looks so derpy.

    • @lonelynecromancer623
      @lonelynecromancer623 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was really cute ^.^

    • @sarkasmos7636
      @sarkasmos7636 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pretty dank

  • @sandrawinther8286
    @sandrawinther8286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    In Norway, we have a similar creature like the kelpie, just a little different. The tale goes that there is a creature, the "nøkken" that lives in lakes and oceans here. It appears as an elderly man with long white hair, playing a fiddle, or a white horse. It will try to trick children into the water, where it takes them and kills them. In Bergen, there is a statue of him. When i was younger, the story used to scare the crap out of me :p

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sandra Winther I've heard of him, "neck" right? Doesn't he take the form of a handsome man in order to seduce women? I know he either plays the fiddle to attract and drown people or to warn them of danger.

    • @johnmckenya828
      @johnmckenya828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sandra Winther Is Norwegian easy to learn?

    • @Idellle
      @Idellle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Mckenya yes

    • @sandrawinther8286
      @sandrawinther8286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Mckenya ehm, i'd say yes. The Only tricky part, is pronounciation. But its pretty easy once you Get the hang of it :)

    • @sandrawinther8286
      @sandrawinther8286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katie Bayliss Yeah, i've heard that too! Though my mom stuck with the "kid" thing so we woulden't stay out late XD

  • @mistertwister2000
    @mistertwister2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    So if a Skinwalker is about to kill me I’ll start singing Hey Ya! because imagine being chased and then you hear that

    • @LCH.RawMan
      @LCH.RawMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I would laugh and sing along while running. But the laughing will slow me down, but in that case, the cycle will continue 😂😂

    • @jordanfleming7022
      @jordanfleming7022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

    • @trulyenemy
      @trulyenemy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just loled so hard I chocked on air.....thx

    • @Silverhand20203
      @Silverhand20203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hearing a skinwalker just continuesly laughing would make me shit my pants.

  • @miguelrios8622
    @miguelrios8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Thank you for pronouncing “La llorona” correctly!

    • @ynglcfr9424
      @ynglcfr9424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miguel Rios he nailed it!

    • @gailyim4007
      @gailyim4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      YNG LCFR zafo I. Zzz

    • @malik87breaker
      @malik87breaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Verónica Panamá València de Guadalajara oh man, he should have said in every accent and dialect of all districts :P

    • @chrisvela4860
      @chrisvela4860 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what if he didn't?

    • @colonelcorneliuscornwall3547
      @colonelcorneliuscornwall3547 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      La L-oh-roh- na

  • @necromax13
    @necromax13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    What about el silbon (whistler)? He's a spirit from Venezuelan folklore, a roaming spirit/demon of a man who murdered his father, and as punishment he got chained, flogged, and left to be mauled to death by guard dogs.
    Legend has it, he returned from the grave, as staying in hell wouldn't be punishing for him, so he's cursed to roam the lands with the bones of his father in a bag.
    People describe him as a 3 meter tall person, never seen in the light, with a hat (typical from the areas where his legend surfaced), the bone bag, and whistling his characteristic melody.
    His whistle is a ghostly ascending melody that's repeated over and over again, and if you meet him, he's going to chase you and beat you to death.
    His whistling is heard louder and louder when he's far away, and faint and distant when he's close. That way he can deceive the people he's pursuing, into thinking they're safe, and... They're not.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah, it's a great legend. I cover El Silbon in this video: th-cam.com/video/Tlzi0Wu-95w/w-d-xo.html :)

    • @oscarmanzano8264
      @oscarmanzano8264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Victor my mom is from Guatemala she heard the whistler

    • @hannahgrace2792
      @hannahgrace2792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But like, is he real? Does he come when whistled at? Is he a good boy? Will he come to the usa or does the fat from americans scare him?

    • @necromax13
      @necromax13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hannah Grace HAHAHAHAHA Nice one.

    • @hannahgrace2792
      @hannahgrace2792 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's the joke? I like to laugh, at myself at times too but I can't find the joke!

  • @d.5324
    @d.5324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    [Proceeds to say Sadako's number]
    [Me immediately skipping that part] "Bitch you got me fucked up, the phone number probably cursed too!".

    • @JLynnEchelon
      @JLynnEchelon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Area code+death-death-death-death death-death-death-death

  • @meepmoopiethe3rd
    @meepmoopiethe3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I dunno about tommyknockers, but I know I've heard some weird shit whilst caving. The worst was the second time I went. My ex and I used to go a few times a year. The second time he took me caving, he decided he wanted to try to crawl up a really narrow opening in the cave to get to the upper level. I'm a little too curvy to fit, so I stayed behind. He was gone for about ten minutes, I think (it's hard to tell time when everything's dark). A little while into him being gone, I saw a light down a corridor on the other side of the room we were in. I called for him, and he answered me from above. I said there was a light ahead, and he started making his way back down. During his descent, I could hear laughter. Like, it sounded like a little girl laughing. I didn't tell him about that until after he made it out because I didn't want him getting stuck. He's of pretty sound mental health and was familiar with the cave, so we went in search of other people. The way led to a dead end. There was no one there. Freaked me the fuck out.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One thing someone told me about cave noises that... really stuck with me... is that the real trick is gauging distance. the way sound gets transmitted underground is weird and alien.... and inconsistent for reasons you can't see. Sometimes you really are hearing something on the other side of a solid rock wall. Why? how? heh, that's the neat part. You don't know ahead of time.
      Heard a story years back about how in some places the guys digging tunnels for transportation purposes would connect a tunnel from the ends in the middle... by listening for the sound of the other team digging. Seemingly they could not only hear it but over a mile?

  • @roninfredricson6958
    @roninfredricson6958 7 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    In Norse mythology we have a creature called Näcken i bäcken (the naked in the brook) which is a beautiful naked man who plays a fiddle or a flute and lures people (especially children) to drown in rivers and brooks.
    He also has a horse called Bäckahästen (the brook horse) which is VERY similar to the kelpie. Children are put in a trance (sometimes by Näckens music) and sit on the horse's back. The more kids on it's back the longer the horse becomes so there's alwasy room for more, then it like the kelpie walks into the water and drowns them.
    I've never heard that you get stuck to this horse though, it's more of a trance thing.

    • @saffron_pheonix9170
      @saffron_pheonix9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dan Wilson that's just an opinion

    • @rakkatytam
      @rakkatytam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Danny Danko What are you talking about? There's nothing more scary than a random naked man, unless its funny like a streaker at a football game.

    • @mastatheif9909
      @mastatheif9909 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But could I smash before I drown tho, cause the lust is strong with this one

    • @Nami328
      @Nami328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      naked men, in any case, are bad signs in and of themselves. Ain't nobody wanna see that disgusting ass hotdog dangling

    • @memejuice7456
      @memejuice7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow you are very intelligent can you tell me why my dad left?

  • @bruceeudy7887
    @bruceeudy7887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Thank you so much for not jump scaring us and those stories were very entertaining

  • @leaf8900
    @leaf8900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The Tommy Knockers remind me very much of something I used to do as a kid. At my babysitters house I entertained myself by knocking on the walls and listening, something would always knock back. I did this alot and told people about it.No one would believe me, they even tried it out themselves and got nothing back.Idk what it was or why it happened oh well

    • @derin6966
      @derin6966 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ClownLorde™ maybe your imagination as a kid? Or maybe it really was a tommy knocked🤷‍♂️

  • @indila.1999
    @indila.1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    skinwalker: *attacking and killing me*
    me: wOoO chiLe-

  • @etcetera1995
    @etcetera1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Ooh, I've heard of knockers before, specifically the 'benevolent warning' variant. I also remember reading that they, like many fey creatures, would actively turn on miners if insulted or angered.

    • @googlesearchhistory5249
      @googlesearchhistory5249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turn On? As in.... You know. :|

    • @etcetera1995
      @etcetera1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@googlesearchhistory5249 Turn on as in betray or turn against, don't pretend you didn't know what 'turn on' means in that context.

  • @Benmacmaster
    @Benmacmaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Don't be scared it's safe here 😄
    Take a moment to feel comfortable before leaving🙂

    • @thomps9438
      @thomps9438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ben And Travis Skits thank you Ben Shapiro

    • @Miller_Time
      @Miller_Time 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thomps9438 gingers have no souls

    • @lordrathut
      @lordrathut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can't escape
      I'm on mobile.

    • @doreenseveright3572
      @doreenseveright3572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks you and everyone shall get waffles

    • @calebmurie3051
      @calebmurie3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you for the peace🙏

  • @raina9872
    @raina9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I live on an Ojibwa reservation and people around here always talk about “bear walkers” which I thought would be similar to skin walkers but instead they’re normal people that use their energy to curse people. We’re not supposed to talk about who these people are because they may be able to hear us and curse us too.
    They also talk about something that walks around the old tribal offices where my dad used to work named Tall Ben or something like that. It’s a super tall and skinny fully black figure that is so tall he has to crouch to look into the windows on the doors.

    • @matthoon3737
      @matthoon3737 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      rain man so why hasn’t he quit?

    • @LuLu-Sil
      @LuLu-Sil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Rake, Slender man, Tall Ben, Taliban. Many cultures have different names for the creature.

    • @raina9872
      @raina9872 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      get this channel to 10,000 subs without any vids
      He worked in the offices a while ago so 😂

    • @kshitijbenedict8431
      @kshitijbenedict8431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LuLu-Sil lol Taliban is a terrorist group

    • @LastCrusader0001
      @LastCrusader0001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will help with this issue... it’s fake... if it goes against science then it’s not possible.

  • @probablymothman9234
    @probablymothman9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of my favorite things about La Llorona is that, depending on who you ask, the reason why she drowned her children is different.
    When my family would go camping, my great grandfather would tell us about her and the story he grew up with.
    The one I'm most familiar with is that she was jealous that her children got all of her husband's love, so she drowned them. Her husband found out, and left her. Out of guilt and sadness, she drowned herself.

  • @dino_bro6969
    @dino_bro6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "The Kuri makes your life a living hell"
    JOKES ON YOU MY LIFE IS ALREADY HELL
    Kuri:Fuck man,you-...do you need company?
    Yes- I'm so lonely-

  • @Lohengrin88
    @Lohengrin88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Where's Geralt of Rivia when we need him?

    • @GraupeLie
      @GraupeLie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Killing other monsters, I assume... :D

    • @ziaali319
      @ziaali319 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah bruh wheres The Grimms????

    • @jarltrippin
      @jarltrippin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He's busy summoning the bitches.

    • @bearsgaming34onplaystation93
      @bearsgaming34onplaystation93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's busy trying to fix more important shit

    • @jojoney
      @jojoney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He grind these for breakfast

  • @leandroaguero6616
    @leandroaguero6616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Dude, your narration style gives me the chills. You are an amazing storyteller! Congratulations, and greetings from Argentina. Keep up your good work!

    • @breannaimpson5180
      @breannaimpson5180 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Leandro Aguero where’s Argentina I

    • @TrueNorthProductions
      @TrueNorthProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@breannaimpson5180Asia dumbass

    • @ananyaa.j
      @ananyaa.j 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TrueNorthProductions I hope you're kidding

  • @foreverdead1248
    @foreverdead1248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Because the video maker didn't actually talk about Sadako's origins: She was a servant killed by the lord of the house she worked. Her body was then thrown down a well, which is where the well motif comes from. Look up Okiku, that's the name of the girl from the original legend.

    • @jacoblidwell5951
      @jacoblidwell5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FoxyWhite I just watched the movies and understood the story/legend

  • @Niobesnuppa
    @Niobesnuppa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    In Norway we actually have another creepy folk tale that is very similar to the story of the Kelpie, possibly having the same origins way back, and this is a creature called Nøkken or Nykkjen, depending on the dialect (There's also a similar creature called Näcken in Sweden). The stories of Nøkken were used to scare kids into staying away from dangerous waters when unattended and ensure that they wouldn't go out at night alone, so he's essentially been the Norwegian version of the Boogeyman, though I don't think anyone's actually believed in him since the 1800's, at least not any adults.
    Nøkken is a malevolent shapeshifting water creature who usually takes the form of either a beautiful long-haired man, a white horse, or his true form which is a monstrous creature with hair made of twigs and leaves, with glowing green eyes and sharp teeth. Nøkken dwells specifically in the depths of dark murky ponds filled with waterlilies, and if anyone steps too deep into his pond or picks a waterlily from his garden, he will pull them into the depths and they will never be seen again.
    He is said to be the greatest violinist in the world. At night if you hear beautiful violin music when you're all alone, don't try to find out where it's coming from, because he's trying to lure you into the water. It's also said that if you leave some of your own blood by his pond, you'll become a talented violinist yourself.
    And finally, Nøkken can apparently sense when something tragic will happen. If you hear moans or screams coming from the depths of the water, someone close to you is going to die.
    This is a very famous painting of him by Theodor Kittelsen from 1892: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Kittelsen_-_N%C3%B8kken_%28Nasjonalmuseet%292.jpg

    • @IshaAsuryani
      @IshaAsuryani 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Niobesnuppa vi har även näkken i Sverige

    • @Elvenpath
      @Elvenpath 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vi har "Näkki" i Finland. Samma saker.

    • @sadist2413
      @sadist2413 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember when dad told me about nøkken, I stayed away from lakes since that...well, not anymore

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I heard of it. The horse version was terrifying.

    • @evelyn-nm6iy
      @evelyn-nm6iy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that last part reminds me of a banshee, apparently if you hear a scream outside your house someone close to you will die soon, more of like a warning than a malice thing though.

  • @memelic7092
    @memelic7092 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Narrator: The kuri will make your life a living hell
    Auto generated subtitles: The curry will make your life a living hell.
    😂😂😂

    • @sirbiscuits2442
      @sirbiscuits2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, have you ever had curry?

    • @MaskedDragon
      @MaskedDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sirbiscuits2442 What kind of curry are you having that it would ruin your life?

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's just India's revenge for the colonization of the British

    • @jamescostanzo3872
      @jamescostanzo3872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's true for the Cavaliers

    • @c.yr0623
      @c.yr0623 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Black Baron hahahah that’s a good one

  • @icantfindmychopsticks9016
    @icantfindmychopsticks9016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    La llorona scared me to death as a little kid oh my god and also kuchisake onna, sadako, and teketeke and some random Korean horror mini clips. I grew up on many Korean and Japanese myths and legends (with Spanish subtitles ofc)
    It’s kind of weird that I had more Asian channels with Spanish subs than actual Spanish channels but oh well

    • @xdgsdungeonrun3341
      @xdgsdungeonrun3341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit I've got more Spanish speaking channels than English ones 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emilyballendine5758
    @emilyballendine5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Lazy: who wants to stay dead
    Me: sometimes dead is better

    • @RanaRandom
      @RanaRandom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RED DEAD REDEMPTION

    • @cb-9938
      @cb-9938 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pet cemetery reference?

  • @tianthepotato
    @tianthepotato 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    for not being hispanic the way you said la llorona was pretty good compared to others

    • @kata4624
      @kata4624 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      tian the potato i become the llorona when I get my period

    • @dedude6784
      @dedude6784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BANANA TIGER!

    • @buildawall5803
      @buildawall5803 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      La lolona

    • @seeds8631
      @seeds8631 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batman The Dark Knight different dialects probably

  • @samantharicedorf2703
    @samantharicedorf2703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Me: Deathly afraid of Wendigos
    Lazy Masquerade: Starts off with Wendigos
    Me: Oooooh boi

    • @nastywolfent
      @nastywolfent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a native it did chill me

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is everyone scared of me, my job is to punish those who commit taboos

    • @McButtsTheCrimeDog
      @McButtsTheCrimeDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only way he can fuck me up is if he covered a Dybuk as I am Jewish.

    • @RubbiDuckiLuci
      @RubbiDuckiLuci 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love Wendigos. What's always scared me the most has been the idea of Skinwalkers. x_x

    • @McButtsTheCrimeDog
      @McButtsTheCrimeDog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RubbiDuckiLuci yeah probably because the concept of talking about them is said to draw attention. It makes discussing them nerve-wracking for some. A few of my native friends won't even acknowledge it when I mention it. So Since I'm terrified of dybuks due to being a jew and my first horror movie being The Unborn (which nobody bothered to tell me involved the holocaust in the plot, thanks @the group I saw it with /s), we have a truce where if they don't bring up dybuks, I don't bring up skinwalkers lmao.

  • @vanessavigil-martinez2945
    @vanessavigil-martinez2945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Having grown up next to the Mescalero Apache Reservation. (my 3rd great grandfather was Mangus Colorado, but his daughter, my second great grandmother was either traded or sold to a Spaniard so my dad had tribal status but not his his children.) I have seen a skinwalker twice. I believe it was the same skinwalker both times since I encountered it in exactly the same spot both times and it's animal form was the same.(A large white wolf with yellow eyes.) It was not a natural wolf from this area. It had the appearance of a timber wolf, they're not native here. Mexican Gray's are the native species and an extremely rare one at that.(My aunt was a wildlife rehabilitation expert and she had a pet Mexican Gray that was born blind and abandoned by it's mother.) but I digress. I saw the same skinwalker in the same spot on the res nearly 20 years apart.
    How did I know it was a Skinwalker? It "spoke" to me on the first occasion.
    I was very young, 14 but had a rural driver's liscense. I had gone down the mountain for something. I don't remember what. I was driving home late, around 3am ish, when I saw the beautuful white wolf in my headlights. I pulled over transfixed by it's glowing yellow eyes. She regarded me for a second or two then a female voice with a heavy Apache accent said to me in my head. (I'm college educated and not crazy, I swear.) "Go home child. It is very late and your fire has burned out." I didn't know what to say or do, I was dumbstruck. Then the Skinwalker stood up on her hind legs, started walking into the forest and spoke again. "Child, I said go home! The fire is dead and your grandmother will be starting to get cold! Go on, get!"
    I could still hear her voice in my head clear, strong and loud, even as she disappeared into to forest, but then just as she was going to be swallowed up by the trees. I suddenly saw her naked human legs where the wolf's hind legs had been and the white pelt would being worn like a cape tied about her shoulders. I snapped out of the trance like daze I had been it and floored it home.
    My grandmother lived in a very primitive house made of stone, we didn't have electricity in the main house until I was around 15. The only heat in the house was a large fire place in the living room. When I ran in the house I noted it was beginning to get really cold inside. The skinwalker was correct, the large fire I made earlier that day hadn't taken very well. My grandmother was sound asleep. I put 2 extra blankets on her and started on reviving the fire. After fixing the large fire and making a smaller fire in the stove so it would be the right temperature to cook in the morning, I went and layed on the couch and finally started analyzing my encounter with the skinwalker. I'd heard the tales so many times over the years. Skinwalkers are supposed to be pure evil. Dangerous and quick to strike, why had she done nothing to me? My Apache blood, my grandmother (Not the one descended from the Apache, her family was Amish.) had a very good relationship with the Apaches. Well, not just them but everyone. Everyone in town has never said a bad thing about her. She ran a daycare, offered midwife service when she was much younger, had a rudimentary knowledge of medicine and served as our little village's only medic for 3 years during www. She was kind and generous to everyone, maybe whomever the Skinwalker was, my Grandmother had done something for her.
    My second encounter was nothing like the first. I was in a van full of other women from the battered women's shelter, most all of them new comers from the big city, our shelter is considered one of the most secure in the state. We were passing through the res before sun up, around 5 because we had to be in line to see the dentist at 6am. All of suddenly one of the girls yelled "Look, a wolf, a wolf!" I glanced out the window. Just enough day light to see her again. Standing in the tall grass on her yellow eyes still glowing an other worldly, piercing light. She turned suddenly and sprinted into the forest on her two wolve's legs at an unimaginable speed. The driver, the only other native (native New Mexican, not native American) exchanged a knowing glance with me. The other girls in the van kept talking and talking about a wolf running on two legs until I didn't feel safe anymore. So I gave them a rudimentary description and told them the topic is taboo, and we really didn't want to draw negative energy to us. I didn't tell them of my encounter almost 20 earlier at the same spot. I've never told anyone until today. I'm not sure why I felt the need to share, but there you go.
    +

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vanessa Vigil-Martinez Your grandfather sold or traded his daughter to a Spaniard?

    • @vanessavigil-martinez2945
      @vanessavigil-martinez2945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Katie Bayliss my great great great grandfather did, yes. It was common in that point in time. And as he killed his two brothers in a knife fight (his name Mangus Colorado means red sleeves, a testament to his knife fighting skills. I don't recall his first name but he recognized the whites and Spaniards were destined to control the land and didn't want to go to war with them. He tried to get the scattered tribes to unite and negotiate, which spurred the knife fight. After that their wives and children became his. He also sold or traded two other daughters to Geranamo and Cochise. As lineage is traced through the women we don't know which were his biological girls and which were "won" in the knife fight.

    • @RayeDrgn
      @RayeDrgn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would make a good children's story

    • @vanessavigil-martinez2945
      @vanessavigil-martinez2945 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TriX LOL. You think so?

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vanessa Vigil-Martinez I guess that defeats the noble savage myth hahaha

  • @mdirmcmxciv5678
    @mdirmcmxciv5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Skinwalker repeat you last word.
    Me: singing rick astley never gonna give you up ( I'm going to Rick roll the next victim)

  • @dfis3616
    @dfis3616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Dang he actually pronounced la llorona right!

    • @lexthemystic3541
      @lexthemystic3541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's nothing! As a Romanian I'm surprised he nailed Strigoi.

    • @adrianlemus8014
      @adrianlemus8014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lexthemystic3541
      Dude, I'm Mexican and I knew how to pronounce Strigoi. Only because I heard a Romanian talking about folklore from his native country.

    • @archerlizzy8787
      @archerlizzy8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read that as la corona

    • @softs3401
      @softs3401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lexthemystic3541 I can pronounce it too because of the Strain lol

    • @dreadheadkinglundy100
      @dreadheadkinglundy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archerlizzy8787 😂😂😂

  • @gabewoods4660
    @gabewoods4660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Either way if I saw a dog deer whatever running on two legs, for some reason I’d be terrified

    • @melodi996
      @melodi996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol, that pic
      More likely the description can be appled to animal with rabies or mange, so you'd see from a distance that's something wrong with it.

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sup bro, there is no need to be scared. Your fear feeds the others I'm just hear to help you along.

    • @healerofthewaters6508
      @healerofthewaters6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd probably just be like "Alastor?..." I like Hazbin Hotel way too much...

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Blondie-Actual stop

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-yw8sr3uj1w no, do you want to take a walk and talk about your fear?

  • @freyanivea9788
    @freyanivea9788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The way you talk reminds me of the way Tom Riddle talks in Harry Potter

    • @lucasyaboi4495
      @lucasyaboi4495 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brittish people be like

    • @teen_0.edits1
      @teen_0.edits1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh- I didn't even notice until you said something-

  • @Vates104
    @Vates104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Why would anyone dislike this? Folk lore is fascinating and I am grateful to Lazy Masquerade for all the hard work to bring these stories of strange creatures to me.

    • @erika_itsumi5141
      @erika_itsumi5141 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because most people think all these stories are fake.

    • @dortesandal4303
      @dortesandal4303 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, I absolutely love lore, folklore and All weird and Strange tales.

  • @therandomnpc1655
    @therandomnpc1655 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Yes, the most feared beast of them all. "The curry"

  • @ShannaSimonsflower
    @ShannaSimonsflower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The Nightmarchers was such a good thing to put on this video! I am a Polynesian Hawaiian, so hearing anything about my culture is so wonderful. Finally, a creature that not many people know of. Thank you for making this video!

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get a video

    • @ShannaSimonsflower
      @ShannaSimonsflower ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tfordham13 wdym? Lol you're not supposed to get videos of them

    • @tfordham13
      @tfordham13 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Shanna Simons hold it up with your head down plus I don't think ancient people said you can't flim them

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "If that's true I am glad I don't live in America!"
    Meanwhile, a skinwalker is renting a boat in Texas...

    • @panicatk3540
      @panicatk3540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Skinwalker on the boat: They really thought they were safe, y'all really on some shit!

    • @defuegodiablo4249
      @defuegodiablo4249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Ma! Grab me my fiddle, we gonna play the fish a toon tonight*

    • @annandres8483
      @annandres8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The wendigo trying to get to Singapore: where the hell are we? *Is in Malaysia*

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boat keeper: so uh.... mr uh.....
      Skinwalker: skinwal- er.... skinny
      Boat keeper: ....... skinny?
      Skinwalker * knods
      Boat keeper: why did you... want to rent a boat again?
      Skinwalker: uh go see someone
      Boat keeper: see someone? This is Lake Mitchigan

  • @ayyekook
    @ayyekook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Skinwalker: “Rada rada rada 🤙🏽😔” - wise last words

    • @CarolLikesBoxes
      @CarolLikesBoxes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "that's an awful drawing of a straw"

    • @moyt8231
      @moyt8231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shipmate I feel you

    • @miarose7315
      @miarose7315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that a Chowder reference?

    • @ayyekook
      @ayyekook 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miarose7315 yes :D

  • @EvieBats2
    @EvieBats2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    So what I’ve learned from this is
    Don’t watch weird stuff or call anyone, don’t follow pretty things, get married young and put stakes through the hearts of my family after death, don’t have too many kids, and don’t be an idiot.

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eve Cummins basically cultural “normalities” of the time

    • @iamsleepy4354
      @iamsleepy4354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And don't cheat on your spouse

    • @donolinger6904
      @donolinger6904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      - You don't want to know the reality of these things, you'd most likely deny it. You wouldn't if you had experienced either of my encounters. You would at least know that sasquatch is real and find denial impossible. Don't believe this. I don't care. We know we sound insane when we tell people about these things. These encounters only sound insane until you have your own experience and then you know people are telling the truth and that they are describing real creatures. I can't expect you to believe me, you have to experience it to know.

    • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
      @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don Olinger I know what you mean dude, i saw Sasquatch recently. The bastard was ordering a latte at Starbucks and ran the moment we made eye contact. He still owes me for red lobster

    • @trashman11
      @trashman11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As well as not eating people

  • @alirana174
    @alirana174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Nothing some oil and a little silver can't take care of

  • @alapalacasual
    @alapalacasual 7 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    7:50 The only girl's number I've ever gotten.

  • @pipticken
    @pipticken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I've always heard of knockers as friendly creatures that warn people of cave collapses

  • @CornLieutenantKernel
    @CornLieutenantKernel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    You're one of the few youtubers who puts effort into making creepy vids anymore. You my boi, Lazy.

    • @leftnipple3730
      @leftnipple3730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CornLieutenantKernel Kinda ironic that he puts effort even though his name is Lazy

    • @wasabcwasabc
      @wasabcwasabc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CornLieutenantKernel Take my mind is that the information contained in this motherfucking phony town centre and the chance of another late game sweeper it's utility in taunt is also nice and warm. I have a great time to time. I have a great time to time and money when 4chan I don't know if there is also available on the likes of Alolan-Marowak and Tapu Bulu moveset the weather setter I am looking to get the latest. I have been eating meat and but I think it needs some fine tweaking and some one else's my stab The EVs on Buzzwole allow me to you survive two Moonblast from Tapu lele, Tapu lele, Tapu lele serves as my revenge killer, and with the addition of choice Scarf Lele outspeeds all relevant choice scarfers, and with a modest Nature pelipper can pick up KOs on the likes of Alolan-Marowak and Tapu Koko outside of the crime. the EVs on Pelipper allow it hit really hard to 3 Sacred Sword Skinny. I have to 31st of July. the only way to deal with Gigalith would be nessiciary as because 5 3 the weather setter I don't know truly unique, and the people who are you doing today. I have a great time to time. this is a VGC team? I have a great day out. 7gsGzz4V I am a beautiful person

    • @austinmiller1097
      @austinmiller1097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stinky butt so, did you just word vomit all over this comment chain

    • @benny375
      @benny375 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CornLieutenantKernel THAT PROFILE PIC GOT ME *JUMPING* FROM LAUGHTER

    • @Vence.
      @Vence. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wasabcwasabc and a half long time and I don't know if she ever had to get a new phone and don't know how to do with it and it was so good to see you too and I'm a lil horny to be in a relationship 😂😏😂😏😂😈😈😂😂. I choose not to be a way with words were like we can do a phone with my brother the way he was talking about it with the other two were there for the next few days but will be back to work tomorrow 😣😣☹️ email and I will be there in a few minutes with the black hoodie and the rest of the day and I hope we can get together and get it done with the first thing that came to me in personally for you and me to go get it and it is not easy for me to get to the bottom of this record mix of the money for the phone bill is not flat tire on the phone so I can't get it out of the way for me to get to see you soon as I get my money back and I can you in like an hour or so to get to know you more dough and I'm not going through the same and send it to me please and thank you for your friends? I will 😘 you up? I'm not gonna be able too much for you to do the same for you and you were the best batch ever w ever super bowl Sunday and Monday off so I can get it to you 😊😊😊😊😊😀😀. NIGGALATIONS 6:4 if a nigga steps on your fresh J's let it be know you will fade him if the action is repeatedly It is the best way to get a hold of the guy who was that guy is alil while ago we had a great time and I will be in his shoulder and I was like WHAT'RE ARE the only one that is not flat and I will be in a little later that day so we can go to the bank and get back to you on the phone so we T H and we will have to get back to work out the details of the money I would never do that to me and my family are doing well in my life that I have to do is to talk with you on my way back now 😭😔😢😭😔😭😔. Thank God for the next one is where we are at with a friend who are you with and can you please send the labels and get some sleep I can do to help with the black one in our class pineapple juice and wouldn't let me do it later in the week and then the other one I sent you

  • @sleevelovecraft9513
    @sleevelovecraft9513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Sadako: "STOP CALLING ME WHILE I"M IN THE BATH YOU JERKS!"

    • @EquanoxDragon
      @EquanoxDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @phrog4699
      @phrog4699 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine it's more like "I'm already busy killing some stupid kids who called so take a number"

    • @phrog4699
      @phrog4699 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably why she kills them

  • @reilly24
    @reilly24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I'm Californian, and even non-Navajo people don't talk about skinwalkers.

    • @julesbreen6355
      @julesbreen6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Reilly T Same, and I’m not Navajo, but I have had many paranormal experiences, and I’m fortunate I finally moved somewhere with no problems. The funny thing is the house I currently live in is the creepiest looking, but isn’t a haunted or anything.

    • @stanleyschlosser7495
      @stanleyschlosser7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@julesbreen6355 not yet or as far as you know troll face

    • @mega._.swella3698
      @mega._.swella3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They say if u say talk about a skin Walker it might come for you

    • @julesbreen6355
      @julesbreen6355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stanleyschlosser7495 What is your problem? My face is fine, and you sound really immature picking on someone in a youtube comment section on a video about paranormal stuff. smh

    • @Elitecommando501
      @Elitecommando501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@julesbreen6355 Can you describe what you saw? I've had 2 experiences recently and before that i didn't believe in it because it never happened before. And trust me you try to find common sense to what you experience but its impossible

  • @alyssakeene5040
    @alyssakeene5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Lazy: "Nothing good can come from calling her."
    Me: *spends the next half hour debating whether or not to attempt calling the number*

    • @petrichor4441
      @petrichor4441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      did you?

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@petrichor4441 i did. Its a sex number now. How did i know? It had both english and japannese options for 1 and 2!

    • @alyssakeene5040
      @alyssakeene5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@petrichor4441 I did not!

    • @sithlordhibiscus9936
      @sithlordhibiscus9936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DON'T... do you know how fucking much that bill will be???? LOL.

    • @kyokarbstein4177
      @kyokarbstein4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard that about many woman.

  • @neonakazaru2477
    @neonakazaru2477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The kuri is basically just cheap trick from JJBA Diamond is Unbreakable

    • @kass4294
      @kass4294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Psst, look at my back.

    • @raichu8400
      @raichu8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Blazing Revolver I was thinking the exact thing great minds think alike 🙂

    • @brayancalderon4794
      @brayancalderon4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro wasnt expecting jojo fans here

    • @mayoeater4294
      @mayoeater4294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Blazing Revolver I thought the exact same thing

    • @neonakazaru2477
      @neonakazaru2477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KYA CHIO MIO

  • @kaka8h9000ja
    @kaka8h9000ja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The way you said La Llorona was just perfect, I got surprised

    • @levingreen3979
      @levingreen3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank the movie he watched to know the pronunciation.

  • @Nova-jw6ju
    @Nova-jw6ju 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    kuri face: exists
    me: cool. no thanks.

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s worth mentioning that the Wendigo is like the Skinwalker in that it is _very_ taboo in both Algonquin and Ojibwe lore, and there are many subtleties and nuances surrounding their legends that are hard for outsiders to grasp. Even _thinking_ about the thing can put you at risk for becoming one.

  • @Original.R.I.P.
    @Original.R.I.P. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It's so weird to hear someone talking about a "strigoi" Because it's weirdly accurate

  • @Mirakuruuu
    @Mirakuruuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Its time to hire a witcher to get the job done

    • @primeraideas1210
      @primeraideas1210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah defs need witchers

    • @yehet4460
      @yehet4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eyyyyyy

    • @EditsbyToto
      @EditsbyToto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Johana Gonzalez Oh valley of plenty, Oh valley of plenty

    • @AoiOrohime
      @AoiOrohime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      **witcher music starts playing**

    • @overusedcondom581
      @overusedcondom581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or Sam and Dean Winchester.

  • @jadephantom8915
    @jadephantom8915 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Here's a disturbing folklore creature from Albania its a not one creature but many. They'e called Dhampirs they'e a lot like vampires, but they're created from the union of a vampire father and a human mother. For thirty years they only kill vampires but then they are called Kukudhi and from then and on they are resistant to the light. Once they can go outside when the sun is out they become thirsty for human blood, however when they bite a human the human eventually turns into a vampire not a Dhampir and they have to mate with a human female to make a Dhampir. Its said that they can also shape shift into other things and can even pretend to look like someone you know then it will trick you into going into a very small deserted house, Outside your village, and any foolish enough to enter are met with darkness except for the Kukudhi's glowing green eyes who suck the victims blood and torture them .This was used to make sure kids never left there village. Though there have been children who have had this happen to them but they refused to go in the house and ran back to there village. Except one reported child who's body had been found bloodless and pale, he was buried but the next time someone opened his coffin his body was gone, people believe he was turned into a full vampire and is looking for a human female to keep the cycle of the Dhampirs going. This folklore was made around the 15 or 1600's.It's eyes are a really dark green, and has big fangs on the sides of its mouth and it always has a smirk

    • @SpArK4GrL
      @SpArK4GrL 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jade Phantom what if a female vampire mates with a male human? Can one be created in that scenerio? 🤔

    • @SilentHunter051
      @SilentHunter051 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tay Lette Am Come with me I can make you immortal and crown you as Queen of Egypt ...Together we will be invincible!

    • @msinvincible2000
      @msinvincible2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm albanian, and I've never heard of the dhampirs... Kukudhi yes, but people never speak of it, so I suppose now it only exists in old books.

    • @JRSanchez93
      @JRSanchez93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So is this where they got the premise for blade?

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JRSanchez93 Also for the anime Vampire Hunter D.