4 Shocking & Disturbing Mysteries, SOLVED AT LAST!

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  • Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction...
    Here are 4 shocking unsolved mysteries, finally solved!
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    Mystery 1 - 0:18
    Mystery 2 - 6:43
    Mystery 3 - 11:56
    Mystery 4 - 17:15
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  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3633

    Happy (late) 2018!!! It's nice to be back. Had a bit of a cold recently, so if my voice sounds off you know why. Here's to a great year of spoopy horror stories! :D

    • @isiyami
      @isiyami 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lazy Masquerade spoopy horror

    • @NeutralNinetails
      @NeutralNinetails 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Its not late until 2019 you're good!

    • @Lily10138
      @Lily10138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lazy Masquerade are we gonna get Valentine scary stories?

    • @goatking2983
      @goatking2983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lazy Masquerade ah the perfect way to start the day! Have a spoopy day!!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Valentine's Day: Forever Alone Horror Stories.

  • @memaymoo8088
    @memaymoo8088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5893

    Susan cane home from a nursing shift, which is extremely tiring, she's also an older woman and she fucking killed that dude. She's a legend and a badass.

    • @luciddreamer4938
      @luciddreamer4938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Totally, I'm in awe of her

    • @yunghunt2644
      @yunghunt2644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Remember that the guy was also a VIETNAM VET as well!totally crazy, this story baffles me.

    • @rezzoc91
      @rezzoc91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Don't mess up with nurses...

    • @HarleysCompass
      @HarleysCompass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      All that AND she still had it in her to offer to call him an ambulance if he stopped struggling. Like woah, ready to kill that dude to save her life, but still in nurse mode under it all.

    • @nobiep6133
      @nobiep6133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I think the fact that she was exhausted made her more determined to get rid of anymore bullshit. As a teacher, if I'm exhausted and there is bullshit that requires more of my energy, it brinhs out the worst in me

  • @jesusfan355
    @jesusfan355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13162

    Susan wasn’t alone with the hitman the hitman was alone with Susan

    • @tootie8790
      @tootie8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Kyla Hall I’m reading all these Susan comments and this is the one that made me laugh the hardest 😂

    • @obamagaming4202
      @obamagaming4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Best Susan comment

    • @adambrown2814
      @adambrown2814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@obamagaming4202 It figures Susan estranged husband tried to have her killed by some bullshit Vietnam vet. Exmarriage IDIOTS will go to any lengths to get their way!

    • @nicolemeneses3323
      @nicolemeneses3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      My god, underrated comment 😂

    • @adambrown2814
      @adambrown2814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@nicolemeneses3323 Okay! So this evil, greedy-ass soon-to-be exhusband tells his drunk ass Ex-Vet friend to kill his wife! Thank God the ex Vet tried to kill a smart, violent chick, who don't take NO SHIT! She whooped his ass! And killed him instead! She is the kind of chick I love!

  • @synderthmc
    @synderthmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6834

    Susan's story is literally "Someone call an ambulance... But not for me."

    • @law9526
      @law9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      449 likes 0 reply's

    • @synderthmc
      @synderthmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@timferriss5905 congratulations, you are the second reply

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not literally

    • @santaclara6112
      @santaclara6112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@k.morningstar7983 I'd be interested in listening to that. Where could I find that call?

    • @cosmicaleclipse
      @cosmicaleclipse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same energy as "I'm a healer but"

  • @EmmaMurgatroyd
    @EmmaMurgatroyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Why is no one talking about how ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING that laughing was in the first story?

    • @melanielanphier
      @melanielanphier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      That legit terrified me.

    • @cathiebobble
      @cathiebobble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah it honestly sent chills down my spine

    • @joka_jinx
      @joka_jinx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It sounded like a dying weasel

    • @sunflowerscreativeshowcase
      @sunflowerscreativeshowcase 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Because by the end of the video all anyone could think about was dropping everything to write fanfic about Susan. _Obviously._

    • @holembac
      @holembac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Made me cringe a bit
      Edit:- grammatical error.

  • @SkeleGem
    @SkeleGem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8375

    Hitman: gets hired to kill Susan
    Hitman: “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @scottcleveland6243
      @scottcleveland6243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      This comment 😂😂😂😂

    • @crimsonair8890
      @crimsonair8890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Oh shit auto-save

    • @maivaiva1412
      @maivaiva1412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Hitman: opens the door
      Hitman: "...that's a really suspicious auto-save."

    • @nyx0781
      @nyx0781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @SkeleGem HIS HITMAN WAS A VIETNAM VET TOO OMFGGG

    • @kaitoguy
      @kaitoguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Good thing that meme isnt dead yet...

  • @synestianinety
    @synestianinety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    Killer: *tries to kill susan*
    Susan: *S O Y O U V E C H O S E N D E A T H*

    • @jayamsterdam
      @jayamsterdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      COWABUNGA IT IS

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jayamsterdam what

    • @Artorias269
      @Artorias269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      for anyone that does not get it it says "so you've chosen death"

    • @lc-mx1ir
      @lc-mx1ir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Soy ou vecho sende ath

    • @drinkinbebop6231
      @drinkinbebop6231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Quote by Saruman the white!

  • @Mymzuu
    @Mymzuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Why is no one talking about the fact that slavemaster sold a baby to his own family of a woman he just killed, imagine the kid hearing about this. That must so heartbreaking 😭

    • @tweezersalad4075
      @tweezersalad4075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      People only talking about Susan smh

    • @gogatsukun6893
      @gogatsukun6893 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RIGHT? I thought i was the only one who noticed this

    • @TerraCipher
      @TerraCipher ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That was the part where I cried. First, because I got relieved that he didn't kill the baby, then because I realized there's little to no chance of that kid never finding out about this terrible truth.

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@TerraCipher Fortunately, well also unfortunately, the kid DOES know, she’s still alive and she discovered what happened to her biological mother, now she wants to find the remains to give her a proper burial, her step parents didn’t know anything about this either and were just as torn up about it since they might have lost her thanks to their psychotic serial killer relative’s actions.

  • @ijusthappenedtonotlikecorn8086
    @ijusthappenedtonotlikecorn8086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "If you can't run and you can't hide, you have to fight." Susan said.
    Mad respect for this woman.

    • @Chemical_Ali
      @Chemical_Ali ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds like what the hitman was thinking once he realized Susan is a badass. 😁

  • @silviajimenez8523
    @silviajimenez8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5392

    Hitman: *tried to murder susan*
    Susan: *reverse uno card*

    • @Oldfriend841
      @Oldfriend841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Silvia Jimenez
      Reverse uno card... really-?
      It’s uno reverse you absolute window frame 😂

    • @silviajimenez8523
      @silviajimenez8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We are Doomed lmao, my bad-

    • @aditisonak
      @aditisonak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment on the Internet😂😂😂

    • @53subscribersnovideos35
      @53subscribersnovideos35 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *no u*

    • @word2927
      @word2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate Eggs lmao

  • @silent0089
    @silent0089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    Killer: **tries to kill Susan**
    Susan: Oh, you're approaching me?

    • @TheDaibu
      @TheDaibu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Killer: [silent]
      Killer's Mind: "I can't beat the hell out of you without getting closer!"

    • @bruhman2396
      @bruhman2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Daibuman *Susan* : HO HO! then come as close as you’d like..

    • @offbrandbleach2604
      @offbrandbleach2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      *DIO SUSAN*
      *DIO SUSAN*

    • @Dawn-ux5ss
      @Dawn-ux5ss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yade yade daze

    • @darthfastball1150
      @darthfastball1150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      TELL ME WHY YOU ARE TRYING TO KILL ME HAPPY OR I WILL CONTINUE TO STRANGLE YOU. 5 SECONDS HAVE PASSED. WHY ARE YOU HERE? 6 SECONDS HAVE PASSED.

  • @TurtMcSquirt
    @TurtMcSquirt ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Let’s give some respect to our other Susan from the first story who tried to escape but didn’t make it but her courage probably prevented many more murders and saved lives even if she didn’t make it

  • @warriorface3609
    @warriorface3609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Jenny's facial reconstruction is actually kind of accurate. the eyes are almost spot on, and the mouth almost the exact same.

    • @Joshkiddy15.
      @Joshkiddy15. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nightmare fuel

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They have a crime scene video about it where you could actually see the corpse of Jenny herself but it's blurred, the originals gotta be out there somewhere

    • @ollieVR970
      @ollieVR970 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@PLASBEZ why would you want to see that?

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ollieVR970 because im curious and want to get spooked

    • @grimspound7981
      @grimspound7981 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@PLASBEZ She was badly decomposed and unrecognisable. There are body farm videos on YT if you want to see something like that…
      Or just go to your local museum and see some mummified remains :P

  • @user-ik7vm1kt6q
    @user-ik7vm1kt6q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3419

    Top 10 Most Overpowered Anime Characters:
    Number 1: Susan

    • @outragedartz6187
      @outragedartz6187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Number 2: Madara uchiha

    • @TheBlankInk
      @TheBlankInk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How dare you forget Shaggy?!

    • @anushasingh3548
      @anushasingh3548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      loop zoop ur all wrong, it’s Cory in the house

    • @any5484
      @any5484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      loop zoop I made this comment 1k likes I am proud

    • @Sakura-nb3lk
      @Sakura-nb3lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Number 3: Shaggy

  • @alexandriaking8544
    @alexandriaking8544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3931

    “He used to take his pet lizard on walks with a leash..”
    I see nothing wrong with this. Totally normal.

    • @dhaddine5472
      @dhaddine5472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Alexandria KING
      I’ve taken my lizards on walks. Depends on the lizard, size, etc.

    • @dylansolorzano5077
      @dylansolorzano5077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I ve seen snakes being walk on a leash

    • @dhaddine5472
      @dhaddine5472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dylan Solorzano
      That’s awesome! I’d like to know how that works, but it’s awesome nonetheless!

    • @dylansolorzano5077
      @dylansolorzano5077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@dhaddine5472 ball pythons can be really docile, he wasn't in public obviously but he's a friend of mine so I just watched as he put a leash on the snake and let him free roam around his backyard (huge one) he did it mainly for the joke because you can let a ball python free roam in a backyard if you keep on our eye on it but nonetheless it was awesome

    • @MissChiefs420
      @MissChiefs420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dylansolorzano5077 I love bps they're super cute

  • @litete2512
    @litete2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Mike's hitman got killed, he's down about 50k, got jail time and died on Friday the 13th, 3 months from release, with cancer.
    That's bad luck to the definition.

  • @shadowaccount123
    @shadowaccount123 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Jenny Gamez’s case is so sad because I remember being a 19 y/o girl in 2013 meeting guys online. That could’ve been me.

    • @ethereal_sad
      @ethereal_sad ปีที่แล้ว +39

      She had a kind face too. Just looking at her photos I can tell she was a good soul. It's a shame what happened to her.

    • @wilts8965
      @wilts8965 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why on earth would you do that though? I never understand why anyone would be willing to trust a stranger

    • @marcello7941
      @marcello7941 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      1. Why needs a girl to find guys online in the first place?
      It is kinda understandable for guys but unless a girl is fcking ugly or completely isolated ( no friends, no party/social girl) , she always finds more than enough guys in real life. It is also very dangerous for girls.
      2. Why the hell would a 19 year old girl meet up and have sex with a 51 year old man? It is one thing if he was at least attractive but this guy looked like he was living on the streets. As if you couldnt find a much younger and more attractive one.
      Of course she didnt deserve what happened to her, but my pity for her is kinda limited.

    • @Inactive_06
      @Inactive_06 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@marcello7941 thats the most wildest comment ever, you dont know what she was going through personally?? Thats wild that your pity is "limited"

    • @SuniSmiles
      @SuniSmiles 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@marcello7941bro, I am not ugly or isolated and I dont even have more that 4 male friends 💀

  • @phlarbus7821
    @phlarbus7821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5464

    Guy: *tries to kill Susan*
    Susan: “Oh, that’s cute.”

    • @penelopespearhead868
      @penelopespearhead868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @Aggressive Tubesock they were talking about the last story, not the first. Both women named Susan

    • @penelopespearhead868
      @penelopespearhead868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @Aggressive Tubesockshush little girl

    • @penelopespearhead868
      @penelopespearhead868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Aggressive Tubesock told you to hush

    • @JarickKleinLViray
      @JarickKleinLViray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ara ara

    • @redcognito
      @redcognito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Aggressive Tubesock what? They are talking about the Susan in last story who killed the man who attacked her

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6119

    “Tell me, and I’ll call you an ambulance!”
    “Your... husband... hired... me...”
    “Okay. You’re an ambulance.”

    • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
      @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Cybermat47 - GOOD ONE!!

    • @Marybestia
      @Marybestia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😅

    • @menosbbgirl
      @menosbbgirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cybermat47 😹😹😹 nice.

    • @Junokaii
      @Junokaii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "You're an ambulance *chokes harder* "

    • @yungthug2403
      @yungthug2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Junokaii "What?!? AHRFFHDFRFGNFGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............hh......h....................."

  • @riri9087
    @riri9087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    _"Tell me and I'll call you an ambulance"_ watta a badass lady ! same energy with "Call an ambulance but not for me" meme 😂😂😂

  • @evie5375
    @evie5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    breath play is no joke, even within the bdsm community it's acknowledged as one of the most dangerous kinks. that being said this guy wasn't doing "breath play" he was intentionally killing people. bdsm has to be "safe, sane, and consensual" otherwise that's assault, not bdsm.

    • @anyellyday
      @anyellyday ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah, I got a bit of "victim blaming" from the host, here. "Why would anyone want to do this?" ...idk don't judge people?

    • @SimonPetrikov12
      @SimonPetrikov12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@anyellyday yeah definitely got that vibe too are various points. Pretty ignorant

    • @fritzy3057
      @fritzy3057 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do you know!?

    • @fritzy3057
      @fritzy3057 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mario FR BRO

    • @alexfc679
      @alexfc679 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The no true scotsman argument lmao

  • @nhilz
    @nhilz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3084

    "if you ever wonder what the face of a man ready to kill looks like, well this is it"
    this dude: 😬
    edit: it has come to my attention that being funny on youtube was a mistake. 2.8k likes and i keep getting notifications from people commenting the dumbest shit on this. my crops are dying and family disowned me.

    • @andinel.o2872
      @andinel.o2872 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      😂😂

    • @elijahf8
      @elijahf8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      😂😂😂
      Is that the face of a killer

    • @sarisatechasukij9486
      @sarisatechasukij9486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Damnit I feel terrible for laughing

    • @robertb7460
      @robertb7460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      😬😬😠😡☠

    • @bluegenes801
      @bluegenes801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      {\_/}
      (-.- )
      (🏹 )

  • @TheFunniBaconMan
    @TheFunniBaconMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4678

    Susan's husband: *_Hires hitman to kill his ex-wife_*
    Susan: *_Strangles the hitman to death_*
    Susan's husband: _chuckle_ I'm in danger.

  • @markchalled3976
    @markchalled3976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I never knew why the reconstructions looked so unlifelike. Thanks LM for helping me know more about how these unknown victims are recognized.

  • @lilsempai
    @lilsempai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The other Susan taking vengeance for the first. I stan

  • @lancejensen9750
    @lancejensen9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    "He used to take his pet lizard for walks around town on a leash, wearing a long leather coat and sunglasses, regardless of the weather"
    Thats one cool lizard.

    • @Sanity851
      @Sanity851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lmfao

    • @k.morningstar7983
      @k.morningstar7983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      if he just painted instead of murdering, he could have been the next Salvadore Dali. but he chose to be trash

    • @karnerblue7658
      @karnerblue7658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🦎 🕶 😎
      😆

    • @actuallyapathy
      @actuallyapathy ปีที่แล้ว +27

      it is a shame he was a bad person cos honestly otherwise that sounds cool as hell

    • @toxicperson8936
      @toxicperson8936 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I can’t help but wonder what happened to the lizard after the man, rightfully so, went to prison. I hope someone was able to give the lizard a good home.

  • @nakoete8521
    @nakoete8521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3963

    Susan; the only human that can defeat Thanos.

  • @carmensavu5122
    @carmensavu5122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Moral of the last story: when your ex moves out, change all the alarm codes and the keys.

  • @Nihilanth1982
    @Nihilanth1982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Susan: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
    lol

  • @Yasminh-
    @Yasminh- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1969

    Its not good to read comments first. I really thought that Susan from the first story will get out there alive, but then she's been killed and I'm like WHAT? because of the comments lol..

    • @lilstardreamer_etsy1679
      @lilstardreamer_etsy1679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      same I was so confused

    • @midnighttsukky3459
      @midnighttsukky3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol same

    • @jorheine8063
      @jorheine8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same i was just hiding here

    • @DD-oi3vh
      @DD-oi3vh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Me too- I was waiting for guy to say she wasn't actually dead and came back to kill the freak🤦‍♀️

    • @aaliyahstevenson2291
      @aaliyahstevenson2291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Guys they meant the Susan at near the end of the video

  • @vocexseta
    @vocexseta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

    Hitman: You’re strong D’:
    Susan: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

    • @mel646
      @mel646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @e_mily_
      @e_mily_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      cj and big smoke???

    • @hakuqtsukii
      @hakuqtsukii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BIG SMOKE 😥

    • @FreakoftheAngels
      @FreakoftheAngels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      IM NOT TRAPPED IN HERE WITH YOU, YOURE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME

    • @Viktor007
      @Viktor007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Grove Street, home, at least it was before I fucked everything up

  • @Nova-sg8ug
    @Nova-sg8ug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    My friend in school had an experience with a murder-suicide...her mother being the victim and her stepfather the murderer, it was horrible. Her mother's name was shelly harris nelson, her murderer, Jeff nelson. you can find article on it, my friend was the at the time five year old, it's horrible and disgusting what he did to her mother, as she now has to live with her aunt and uncle through the foster care system. I hope this can spread some awareness.

  • @jomorkenstrseth3526
    @jomorkenstrseth3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I have been into bdsm since my teens. Predators try to hide in those places as well.. All we can do is educate everyone how to be safe and know predatorial behaviours. We had to deal with a lot of those over the years, practicing a persona non grata for those known predators at events and making sure people know to ask for referances when meeting new playmates. (Esay tip: If someone calls themself f.ex Slavemaster, Mr...this and that, Alpha, Dom or something similar.. They are probably a noob or maybe even a predator. Remember there are predators amongst the more practiced ones too)

    • @Lumos89
      @Lumos89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i was going to comment that breath play is not dangerous, if done correctly but saw your comment and upvoted, coming from someone, active in bdsm community for 10 plus years

    • @chunkystickers
      @chunkystickers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes! This!! Educating people on these things is so important

    • @kirillp.4630
      @kirillp.4630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Degenerate

    • @seanambrose7051
      @seanambrose7051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      why tf yall into bdsm and how is it entertaining and so satisfying? What is wrong with you?

    • @eggsandyolks
      @eggsandyolks ปีที่แล้ว +45

      ​@@seanambrose7051 Everyone has their interests man. No one asked you to take part or anything. If you don't like it, keep it to yourself and move on. Harassing people is not cool

  • @cami3616
    @cami3616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3748

    Hitman enters Susan’s home:
    *GAMEMODE HAS BEEN CHANGED TO SURVIVAL*

    • @livewithme1109
      @livewithme1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmfaooooo

    • @youravggamer
      @youravggamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      There was a pressure plate with a command block below it

    • @synestianinety
      @synestianinety 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      PRESS THE SAVE BUTTON

    • @enderslot467
      @enderslot467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mission: Survive
      Details: you were hired to hunt but the target is much worse than you
      so you became the hunted.
      Rewards: Your life
      Failure: Death

    • @user-of3pg4zz6j
      @user-of3pg4zz6j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah nah nah. It's been switch to adventure. And Susan's in modded creative.

  • @SamuraiCrackZ
    @SamuraiCrackZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    Susan: "you think im in danger? I AM THE DANGER"

  • @bananapanic4213
    @bananapanic4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love that Susan!!!! She fought back and won. It’s so good to hear the ex-husband was found out. Long live Susan!

  • @laurahenriksen19
    @laurahenriksen19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Susan's story is awesome inspiring. After all the horror, she survived. That is very encouraging 👏🏻

  • @clownteeth
    @clownteeth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1841

    In case anyone is interested, Susan was on an episode of "I survived" (season 5 episode 2) where she tells the story in her own words

    • @unclewiley1986
      @unclewiley1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Hear that? That’s the sound of me opening up Investigation Discovery

    • @windybishop
      @windybishop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Reuben Knight -Thank you! VERY interested to know this & will look it up to watch. Appreciate it!

    • @dimonddragon5546
      @dimonddragon5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bless you

    • @P9rkour90
      @P9rkour90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Susan died though

    • @Jeannette311
      @Jeannette311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Parker Dolan the other Susan

  • @jessnewb5315
    @jessnewb5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2207

    I love that his last words were “you’re strong”. Susan you rock

  • @sophieholdsworth9240
    @sophieholdsworth9240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Having grown up in Bradford, hearing about the crossbow cannibal again gave me a weird wave of unsettling nostalgia. I have forgotten about that whole story and tried to keep my distance from it as I was in very very early teens at the time and it wasn't exactly comforting to know that this kind of things was going on in a place I called my home.
    Having since moved away and grown up I had forgotten all about it, so it's interesting to know what really happened, even if it's still super uncomfortable to think about.

  • @diaryofseresha
    @diaryofseresha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Weird fact: Lazy masquerade's voice the only one that help me fall asleep so fast. He has really calming voice combined with best creepy dark topics

  • @jummygmv3194
    @jummygmv3194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    3% - other
    97% - I want Susan to be my mom

    • @Chris-dy1cb
      @Chris-dy1cb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JummyG MV pointing this out doesn’t differentiate you from the rest in any manner

    • @Chris-dy1cb
      @Chris-dy1cb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      richard killface “hEy u sUrE aRE a SoYbOY”

    • @on723
      @on723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “97 perce-“
      Shut the fuck up

    • @carriepop1888
      @carriepop1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And therefore you wish a dead corpse to be your parental guardian

    • @carriepop1888
      @carriepop1888 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not only do you need to stfu but so do the others

  • @starquant
    @starquant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2754

    I want Susan to start self defense classes, so I can be a Ninja like her.

    • @kate3808
      @kate3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I mean she's dead... but you know

    • @starquant
      @starquant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@kate3808 Well she's an awesome role model and I would have shook her hand I had been lucky enough to meet her 😎.

    • @zachy888
      @zachy888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@kate3808 What are you talking about? She's not dead she survived.

    • @ellamitchell541
      @ellamitchell541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zachlam8 8 are you kidding? The whole thing was about her death

    • @ellamitchell541
      @ellamitchell541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Zachlam8 8 nvm there is two Susans one died one survived

  • @ACustodian
    @ACustodian ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Walking my dogs out by the forest behind my apartments and seeing Jenny's recreation is an unnerving duo.

  • @AutomHatter
    @AutomHatter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Your videos never disappoint Lazy! I love your serious tone, with just a splash of comedic value. (And never in a disrespectful way to the victims) Thank you for making this fantastic content!

  • @depressedfrenchfry5118
    @depressedfrenchfry5118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    Most powerful anime characters
    1.Susan
    2.Susan
    3.Susan
    4.Susan
    5.Susan
    6.Susan
    7.Susan
    8.Susan
    9.Susan
    10.Susan
    11.Susan
    12.Susan
    13.Susan
    14.Susan
    15.Susan
    16.Susan
    17.Susan
    18.Susan
    19.Susan
    And last but definitely not least
    20.Susan

    • @Orion-nq2qr
      @Orion-nq2qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Depressed French fry error, speedwagon is 20th

    • @acreativeaccountname9255
      @acreativeaccountname9255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eh I think Susan wasn’t that good, but Susan was WAY better

    • @TBH13579
      @TBH13579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You forgot Susan

    • @kosuzuu
      @kosuzuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The most bet one was susan

    • @ava8016
      @ava8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depressed French fry how long did it take you to make this?

  • @solohymbloodborne5406
    @solohymbloodborne5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    That reconstruction of Jenny is my sleep paralysis demon

    • @beyondunreasonabledoubt1951
      @beyondunreasonabledoubt1951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Solohym Bloodborne I know I don’t like it eugh

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The other with the neck broken... is so scary man. I remember a page of disturbing images where they put a video with extremely loud sound with that woman, was late night in the bathroom

    • @Ahrone1586
      @Ahrone1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      7:51

    • @GoldenWind5
      @GoldenWind5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She looks like Jenny Humphrey from gossip girl

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beyondunreasonabledoubt1951 yeah no neither do I.... Infact that horrifies me

  • @JudgeDrey
    @JudgeDrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Susan, God bless you. You're an inspiration for women to fight back against the vile scum that plague women everywhere.
    I can't help but be reminded of my own beloved wife may she rest in peace. She would have been the same type of woman who would have given any man a hell of a fight God forbid if she were to have come across someone like that.
    I miss you so much Lori, my soulmate! 💔

    • @lilywhite7456
      @lilywhite7456 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing what you wrote. I hope you are doing as well as possible. It must be devastating to lose one's long-term partner. RIP Lori 💙

    • @aaronthekidofficial9912
      @aaronthekidofficial9912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm sorry for your loss, but what you wrote was beautiful. Thanks for sharing something so heavy, but so touching. I hope you're doing well, and I hope Lori is enjoying Paradise.

    • @JudgeDrey
      @JudgeDrey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@aaronthekidofficial9912 Thank you. I am doing ok. One day at a time.
      ❤‍🩹

    • @aaronthekidofficial9912
      @aaronthekidofficial9912 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm glad you're getting through it. Be proud of yourself. You were able to pick yourself back up, which is something amazing.
      @@JudgeDrey 👍

    • @JudgeDrey
      @JudgeDrey หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@aaronthekidofficial9912
      Yeah. God Bless.

  • @fionamacdonald3904
    @fionamacdonald3904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Poor Jenny! I have no idea how anyone could link that picture of an alien with someone who was so beautiful in life!?

    • @user-qo9is7sh2i
      @user-qo9is7sh2i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      She was drawn badly decomposed, because they thought that if she was dead she would be found like that.

    • @dondog3123
      @dondog3123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@user-qo9is7sh2i yea i think like 3 stage of decomposition

    • @ghostly1225
      @ghostly1225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's kinda easy, while the drawing looks messed up it vaguely looks like her

    • @BanJunky
      @BanJunky ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ghostly1225 only the mouth does

    • @ghostly1225
      @ghostly1225 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BanJunky perhaps, though i think the eyes as well, just a little

  • @SayderCascading
    @SayderCascading 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2233

    "What this guy didn't realize was that Susan Kuhnhausen...WAS A BADASS."

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean who wouldve guessed a woman was a badass , lol :p

    • @loll1265
      @loll1265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dr.B Mirza ooo mate I’m gonna guess there’s gonna be a war for because of this soon...

    • @hotep360
      @hotep360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Dr.B Mirza yikes

    • @Komobear
      @Komobear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read more I’m guessing they were being sarcastic

    • @filypa101
      @filypa101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone give her a bravery medal.

  • @microbeeom430
    @microbeeom430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1675

    Susan: "tell me who send you and I'll call you an ambulance"
    Hitman: "call Mike"
    Susan, leaning in as she proceeds to choke him to death: "you're an ambulance"

    • @BrokeNerfing
      @BrokeNerfing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I'm sad to say it took me a few seconds to get that 😆

    • @OhHowAbsurd
      @OhHowAbsurd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't get it..

    • @microbeeom430
      @microbeeom430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@OhHowAbsurd instead of calling him an actual ambulance (to save his life) she names him an ambulance (and kills him eventually), it's really just a silly pun :)

    • @TomF1180
      @TomF1180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I want to see this line in a kickass action movie!

    • @M.E.N.E.M.
      @M.E.N.E.M. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Son you re a genius

  • @blazedgoddess710
    @blazedgoddess710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I absolutely love your channel I'm so shocked I just found you last year and you've been here so long! HIGH QUALITY stuff Lazy is literally JUST a name as you are anything but! Thank you for all your hard work and dedication AND keeping me company as I struggle through lupus and heart failure

  • @jamasa0074
    @jamasa0074 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:29 "I'm not gonna go away, so I guess you better. *Maniacal laughter* "
    He told the worst joke anyone has ever said and laughed like it was the funniest thing he'd ever heard

  • @dcfanchris
    @dcfanchris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    Stephen’s laughing tape would be enough for me to go to the cops.That’s Joker-esque.

    • @zoe4299
      @zoe4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I think it's a recording. You can hear him clicking his mouse in the call, suggesting he was on a computer. It didn't sound like him at all.

    • @Luipaard005
      @Luipaard005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Probably why he did it, he thought it made him sound tough.

    • @r.e.d.docena5957
      @r.e.d.docena5957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IMO he did it better than Jared Leto.

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anyone can do better than Jared Leto

    • @benn7718
      @benn7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah it’s very unsettling & chilling

  • @Gaffer96
    @Gaffer96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    Why did his lizard wear a long leather coat and sunglasses??

    • @MinatheRaichu
      @MinatheRaichu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Because he stylin

    • @neenzipan
      @neenzipan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is a MFM minisode.

    • @DeliriousSquid
      @DeliriousSquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Not gonna lie I laughed my fat ass off when he said he walked his pet lizard down the street on a leash 😂

    • @melanietoth1376
      @melanietoth1376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's what I heard as well, lol

    • @ghedebaronsamedi
      @ghedebaronsamedi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Because it wasn't Griffiths walking his pet lizard, but the lizard walking its pet human...

  • @ScaryStoriesAt2AM
    @ScaryStoriesAt2AM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These mystery vids always freaks me out 🥶🥶 just wanted to swing by and say I appreciate your content, and hope you're having a wonderful day Lazy! You've been a huge inspiration to me and my channel 🦇🦇

  • @tatinightmare
    @tatinightmare 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you said “81 pieces” I gasped and then you were like “oh yeah 81” I felt like you heard my gasp lmfao 🤣

  • @crabs4sale825
    @crabs4sale825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    Jokes aside, what an incredible story with Susan. I'm so happy to hear that she was able to survive and the guilty got their justice. These stories don't often end well, but this was a great note to conclude your video with!

    • @cb-9938
      @cb-9938 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sad part is she had to strangle someone. Even in self defense killing someone isn't forget quickly. Most people feel guilt even if it was life or death. Strong woman

  • @penpad5555
    @penpad5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Haffey: Great, first job as a hit man. What can go wrong?
    Susan: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

    • @mirrencorin
      @mirrencorin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I breathed loudly through my nose reading this :D :D :D

    • @321wack
      @321wack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *I’m about to end this man’s whole life

    • @p27ch
      @p27ch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      and his life!

  • @toyfreddygaming1983
    @toyfreddygaming1983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hitman: *enters home*
    Susan: In case you haven't noticed, you have fallen right into my trap.

  • @oddysee3030
    @oddysee3030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Susan actually came to talk to us about her experience in a self-defense class I took at university. Crazy story, and a very powerful presence.

  • @robins.9700
    @robins.9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I think I saw Susan's story on "I survived." She's my hero and properly described as a bad ass

    • @carebear5465
      @carebear5465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      She isn’t dead?

    • @nicholaspetrizzo7357
      @nicholaspetrizzo7357 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mate all she did was run and get he head shot.

    • @Slenderslayer351
      @Slenderslayer351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicholaspetrizzo7357 Her death ensured that no one else gets killed by him

    • @Zarinah
      @Zarinah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Slenderslayer351 wrong Susan, the original comment was about the Susan in the 4th story who killed the hitman her husband hired to kill her. Definitely a badass.

    • @amazingnicole4847
      @amazingnicole4847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carebear5465 23:06

  • @burritobear4954
    @burritobear4954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2501

    “Who would volunteer to travel the world with someone as their slave?”
    *nervously glances at Navy contract*

    • @jaiden494
      @jaiden494 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING🤣🤣🤣

    • @GenXfrom75
      @GenXfrom75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ahahahaha.... touche!

    • @roolenoir3183
      @roolenoir3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I breezed by this, then reversed!!! Lmao!!!!

    • @mmmichellenicole
      @mmmichellenicole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hahahhahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I spit out my water 🥴

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Still beats a Sea Org billion year contract.

  • @mibswashere
    @mibswashere ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "suitcase body" could they have given her a creepier placeholder name...i'm just glad she was given back her identity, she was so pretty.

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Right? They’ll give serial killers cool names but call Jenny Gamez “suitcase body” sad. She deserved better but I’m happy she has her name back.

  • @Andre-ee6gc
    @Andre-ee6gc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love solved cases,coming from a very good channel that most of cases are not solved, seeing solved cases is a relief

  • @rivaille5361
    @rivaille5361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    Hitman: set a foot in Susan's house
    *Objective updated: Survive*

    • @KidShuichi
      @KidShuichi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bahahahaha

  • @LamGorYun
    @LamGorYun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    Hitman tries to kill susan
    Susan: YOu should've gone for the head
    Hitman: i did...

    • @yerinko8169
      @yerinko8169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i would like but it's at 420 so

    • @gertrud8274
      @gertrud8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yerinko8169 like it now

    • @yerinko8169
      @yerinko8169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gertrud8274 just did

    • @gertrud8274
      @gertrud8274 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yerinko8169 bless you

  • @terrywags982
    @terrywags982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude I’m totally hooked on your channel keep it up bravo!

  • @nicorriesanders
    @nicorriesanders 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Susan just wanted to come home and probably drink a glass of wine but noooooooooooo she had to beat someone ass 🙄

  • @Maxthekillbot
    @Maxthekillbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Damn, I remember seeing the Crossbow Cannibal on the news when I was little. Jeez man that's just fucked. Also, that woman at the end is a badass, I remember reading an article about her that was titled something along the lines of, "Husband hires hit man to kill wife, she ends up killing the hitman with her bare hands".

    • @brookeconsole5719
      @brookeconsole5719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Badass old ladies are the most badass kinds of old ladies!

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When she got him in that headlock, I just couldn’t stop smiling!

    • @kellyalves756
      @kellyalves756 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Practical Paranoia also, do not fuck with nurses! 👩‍⚕️ 👨‍⚕️

    • @truedarkness4052
      @truedarkness4052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joanna Wick is her name (not really)

    • @Maxthekillbot
      @Maxthekillbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg Lazy Noticed me.

  • @MrsJasmyn45
    @MrsJasmyn45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    She has some great advice.. "If you can't run, and you can't hide, you have to fight."

    • @justjess-zl3pm
      @justjess-zl3pm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thats not really advice is it? Its just facts.

    • @johnsavior2883
      @johnsavior2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@justjess-zl3pm forreal shit makes no sense, what else are you going to do if both options of hiding and running away are gone? coward in fear in a corner? the fuk

    • @mirahgirl01
      @mirahgirl01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Most do nothing and die... You're totally correct! Fear is a hell if a drug.. Adrenaline is just natural cocaine!

    • @foxhoundp9949
      @foxhoundp9949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@johnsavior2883 to be honest it's shocking how often people actually just sit down and die or allow themselves to be taken I wish it was more common to fight but in many cases exspecily with women your often taught to not fight and you may survive so people do.
      In college we were forced to take a "self defense" class or else we would be kicked out, all they taught us to do was lay on the ground and scream... Ya know basically what an assaulter wants and if you've ever been in a big city you know screaming doesn't do a damn thing.

    • @artchic528
      @artchic528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@foxhoundp9949 What kind of self defense class is that? More like hurry up and get killed class.

  • @cotom-dunkery5558
    @cotom-dunkery5558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Susan's story legit sounds like an episode in one of those detective series that have 50 min long episodes

  • @JunkstHat3605
    @JunkstHat3605 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    20:11 OKAY THAT WAS ACTUALLY SICK!

  • @smartzrandom7856
    @smartzrandom7856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2012

    There are two susan in the vid guys.
    Thanks me later

  • @bended6927
    @bended6927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    U come across Susan fighting a bear in the woods ,you better get out there and help that bear 😂😂

    • @sarahb4356
      @sarahb4356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Do you have a death wish, you don’t pick the side that is against Susan if you want to live.

    • @LuLu.Leigh420
      @LuLu.Leigh420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The bear probably deserved it.

    • @heathertaylor1723
      @heathertaylor1723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This one made me seriously lol

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw peter griffin kill yogi

  • @rainegoldberg9376
    @rainegoldberg9376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Susan was a badass, fight or flight kicks in, shes seen and dealt with a lot of shitizens"! lol love it.

  • @ballisticbadger9955
    @ballisticbadger9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    22:44 EEEEEEEEEEWW!!
    What's that vile, nasty yellow wart?? 🤢🤮....

    • @BigBoss1228
      @BigBoss1228 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's his face 😂

  • @uservenny84
    @uservenny84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    There should be a movie about Susan.

    • @Carol-D.1324
      @Carol-D.1324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      v3nny
      THAT and THIS 🖕🏻

    • @brendanfoehr5086
      @brendanfoehr5086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Did anyone else notice that almost every woman in this video was named Susan, Suzanne, or Suzette?

    • @jokerjay6975
      @jokerjay6975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hitchcock's - Dial M for Murder has a very similar plot as the Susan story.....although the film was made long before the incident. Maybe Susan could be in a much more badass remake version!

    • @SaintElmo8
      @SaintElmo8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jokerjay6975 oooh yeah i remember that really old movie, Dial M For Murder, I'd forgotten all about it.

    • @i_hate_twilight_sparkle
      @i_hate_twilight_sparkle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one?

  • @HellAintHalfFull
    @HellAintHalfFull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +571

    "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with ME!" - Susan the Badass

  • @someguywithbagels5907
    @someguywithbagels5907 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    how do you not think someone with the name "Slavemaster" or something is a literal psycho???

    • @GekkoOne
      @GekkoOne ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, that sounds about right for old internet usernames.

    • @localolivegarden5352
      @localolivegarden5352 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its a pretty run of the mill UN for kink forums?

  • @BiPolarBear128
    @BiPolarBear128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    at 9:21 in the video ..that has to be the worst reconstruction in the history of forensic facial reconstructions .. its like it was done by a toddler

  • @taliat1971
    @taliat1971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Any man that laughs like that guy is definitely a psychopath.

    • @MissChiefs420
      @MissChiefs420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I found his laugh more funny than disturbing

    • @qook1543
      @qook1543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Then I guess Elmo is a psychopath🤤

    • @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult
      @AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and annoying

    • @theracoon8807
      @theracoon8807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MissChiefs420 I Acctualy laught like that when something is funny...Some of my Friends call me Elmo...😂😂

    • @anityyu
      @anityyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      nah he was trying too hard

  • @kasenrin3
    @kasenrin3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Man that last woman was badassery personified. Good on her, fighting for her survival. I hope she's doing well now.

    • @Komobear
      @Komobear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is! You can find her on the show “I Survived” season 5 episode 2 :D

    • @kate3808
      @kate3808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Komobear is it on Netflix?

    • @Komobear
      @Komobear 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kate N I don’t think so, sadly. But you can find the episode on TH-cam. Right here th-cam.com/video/treWQV5KH3U/w-d-xo.html

  • @lostghost5066
    @lostghost5066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "if you've ever wondered what the face of a man ready to kill is like, that's it"
    Him- 😬

  • @Ninjexcan
    @Ninjexcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    22:20
    Someone had a deathnote.

  • @wrestlingenjoyer
    @wrestlingenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    i laughed so hard the "You're strong' sounds like one of those honorable anime villains 😂

    • @7kVestra
      @7kVestra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      He was on cocaine so he was more like *"Y oURe S tR oNg!!!"* with wide eyes.

    • @yeadontwearitout
      @yeadontwearitout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Nah he muttered that in a meek, whimpering voice for sure as Susan was overpowering him

    • @cbs577
      @cbs577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaahaha!! 🤭🤭

    • @yumyum1002
      @yumyum1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr hahahahaha

    • @yumyum1002
      @yumyum1002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DIO Brando Hahahaha DIO

  • @CWM-xl8ki
    @CWM-xl8ki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2748

    Susan is a legend, definitely the anti-Karen we all need right now.

    • @aubreyshelton6331
      @aubreyshelton6331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can't wait until the guy who's JOKE started the whole KAREN thing ..is OVER!!!

    • @clarencetuurngait7628
      @clarencetuurngait7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@aubreyshelton6331 okay karen

    • @blitzkrieg2928
      @blitzkrieg2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@aubreyshelton6331 Would you like to speak to his manager ? :p

    • @zathtanks
      @zathtanks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aubreyshelton6331 k karen!

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@aubreyshelton6331 me too..mainly because the people who use it all the time don't even know what a real Karen is

  • @jessicaweese2982
    @jessicaweese2982 ปีที่แล้ว

    On a roll this week!!! Love it! Thanks lazy

  • @coryholdaway1501
    @coryholdaway1501 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LAZY! Thanks so much for entertaining me during the dull hours of the early morning.

  • @germantennesseean8438
    @germantennesseean8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    Susan is such a bad ass . I have very high respect for her . Not everyone manages to have such a incredible will to survive and has the strenght to over power their attacker .

    • @germantennesseean8438
      @germantennesseean8438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought about taking one as well

    • @raaston9761
      @raaston9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do I have enough that when someone shot me in the gut I pulled the bullet out and I used my finger covered in gauze after I sterilized both my finger and gauze to stop the bleeding

    • @chickenpermission2122
      @chickenpermission2122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      adi yaf Fuck you

    • @BlackGirlLovesAnime6
      @BlackGirlLovesAnime6 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      really now..? lol

    • @zombi05
      @zombi05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @adi yaf You're a dumbass. You can't imagine being put in a situation like that.

  • @spunttt._.
    @spunttt._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    "he confesesed to have murdered the 3 women"
    my mother: starts bursting out with laughter next to me because she saw something funny on her laptop

    • @kittykatrinrinnyloveshugst4913
      @kittykatrinrinnyloveshugst4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I was about to freak out before I read the whole comment lmaooo

    • @walsh9080
      @walsh9080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I had a funny one with the Nexpo channel the other day. "When he confessed details of the grizzly murder he said... Discover Audible with a free audio book on us" Such a bad place for an advert haha

    • @Takinthehobbitstoisengard
      @Takinthehobbitstoisengard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The "funny" thing on her laptop was probably a minion meme

    • @brandonhodges6010
      @brandonhodges6010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@walsh9080 i had that exact thing its so funny

    • @chip5892
      @chip5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That fool! He owned up to it!

  • @thejayinator585
    @thejayinator585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    9:13 Good lord, she’s beautiful

  • @angeladetrizio9522
    @angeladetrizio9522 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for a interesting and informative video. Excellent video. Love your channel. Thank you for getting missing persons names in the media. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @FairyBogFather
    @FairyBogFather 5 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    The second suitcase woman lived next to my grandmother. I hung out with her kids in the backyard when I was young! It was CRAZY to hear about.

    • @hrishitadas3149
      @hrishitadas3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So where are you from?

    • @punkapunk9917
      @punkapunk9917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That’s a little bit of an unsettling question d00d

    • @jokkemara5470
      @jokkemara5470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😨😳

    • @rsk4lyf357
      @rsk4lyf357 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@punkapunk9917 not really

    • @wareforcoin5780
      @wareforcoin5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crazy small world.

  • @wompwomp2977
    @wompwomp2977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The suitcase body image was terrifying

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well no shit in fact that thumbnail of this video is enough to keep me away from this video

    • @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976
      @imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Jarrod Edson and yet...
      Here you are

    • @cxarhomell5867
      @cxarhomell5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@imtoostonedtocomeupwithaus5976 same, and its bas bruh

  • @Poptart-su9si
    @Poptart-su9si 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Everyone’s talking about Susan but I can’t stop thinking about the suitcase body image...that’s a really fucking creepy photo

  • @bailey2913
    @bailey2913 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice one Susan, great story 👍🏼😊

  • @VerchielxKanda
    @VerchielxKanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    "What this guy didn't realize, is that Susan was a badass." is my favorite part! Susan's so awesome!! =D

    • @catnewskawai9367
      @catnewskawai9367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And ha ha, her husband didn't know how much of a badass she was.

    • @cracyzero666rat
      @cracyzero666rat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never underestimate your opponent.

  • @fishtales4657
    @fishtales4657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1590

    Plot twist: Susan is John Wick's mother

    • @dotonburi2232
      @dotonburi2232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      No
      Susan is Chuck Norris's mother

    • @yourgaydad5490
      @yourgaydad5490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatOneLeek BAHAHAHA

    • @TruthNerds
      @TruthNerds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Susan is the mother of John Wick and Chuck Norris but threw them out of the house because she thought they were p***ies.

    • @downiemcsyndrome8067
      @downiemcsyndrome8067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      John Wick and Chuck Norris had a baby together and the baby was Susan

  • @moncarateez
    @moncarateez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i didn't expect for susan's story to take _that_ turn but wow do i love to hear it