"WRONG RUNWAY!" Pilot Error in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)

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  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6077

    I bet house prices are real cheap around this airport.

    • @Aygeu
      @Aygeu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Chimkin Pot Pii wow so profound from the one who can’t spell pie

    • @blondedip777
      @blondedip777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Aygeu how are we even here

    • @Snowy-oq4ur
      @Snowy-oq4ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tuckerschwab5331 um excuse me what identifies?

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      They pay YOU to live there

    • @Wastelander1972
      @Wastelander1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I’ll bet homeowners insurance is shit tho

  • @zeniq_
    @zeniq_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    8:40 |
    *gives takeoff clearance*
    “THANK”
    “WELC”

    • @adrielle1i23
      @adrielle1i23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ATC and Pilots on 2020

    • @snips3636
      @snips3636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      BEST PART 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rxspect3663
      @rxspect3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZeniQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @minaminitta7686
      @minaminitta7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You're on the WRONG END of the WRONG RUNWAY.

    • @treyman1577
      @treyman1577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@minaminitta7686 Again! 😂

  • @isaacbailey3681
    @isaacbailey3681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    _"Fine I'll just land anyway!"_
    *Proceeds to utterly fail at it*

    • @bobby1970
      @bobby1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awe, why not?

    • @kasenratliff1832
      @kasenratliff1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's karma if I've ever seen it

    • @cocouwu4765
      @cocouwu4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Worst landing of the year has been officially awarded to N700A

    • @1updylan
      @1updylan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Coco UwU who *PORPOISED* the entire length of the runway and OVERRAN it.

    • @IamGenoBlack
      @IamGenoBlack ปีที่แล้ว

      That fat burp sent this stream completely off the fucking rails. It was headed there anyway but that was tipping point.

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4825

    Professionalism

  • @deevee5327
    @deevee5327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9259

    I have no idea what this game is
    I have no idea what half the things you say mean
    I don't understand why TH-cam recommended me this video
    *I absolutely love it regardless*

    • @xboxdonut1886
      @xboxdonut1886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      It is your destiny

    • @ghendar
      @ghendar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Me too. Found these videos a couple weeks ago. Hilarious

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      1. Microsoft Flight Simulator X: Steam Edition (Found on Steam)
      2. Bunch of actual flight terminology.
      3. Me either
      B. As do I. So funny.

    • @afaxmachine5045
      @afaxmachine5045 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Tkieron thanks I thought it was on origin

    • @petehasplans
      @petehasplans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ditto on all of the above points.

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1978

    “Are you about to die?“
    “Yep.“
    “Okay.“

    • @det.halligan
      @det.halligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Abnormally calm about his imminent death, and the immediate subsequent death of all of his passengers and crew

    • @ragedogz5766
      @ragedogz5766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this as I heard this from the video

    • @FScotsman4472
      @FScotsman4472 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "can we have a moment of science for our lost comrade?"
      *loudest moment of entire session ensues*

  • @uravgcivic9543
    @uravgcivic9543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1167

    “So you’re on the WRONG END of the WRONG RUNWAY..... but that’s fine, whatever”

  • @IBYDCFLY
    @IBYDCFLY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3744

    I'm a real ATC, and you are my HERO!

    • @DWGJay
      @DWGJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      I bet there is some faction of people out there who would love to have you in this game.

    • @gentlejello
      @gentlejello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@DWGJay For sure. Claudio you should totally buy it

    • @tyler9703
      @tyler9703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Do you guys occasionally shitpost as much as these videos? I'd like to think you do.

    • @tophiphi
      @tophiphi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Doin' the training. I am at my second year, so uh, one year to go

    • @fraidykat
      @fraidykat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tophiphi shudder gone af. ;)

  • @Aarkuma
    @Aarkuma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1462

    5:18 The unmentioned plane humping the tower had me dying.

    • @cirrostratus1
      @cirrostratus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      😂😂😂😂 same

    • @flawer1316
      @flawer1316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      having the time of its life

    • @mhsy0533
      @mhsy0533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      nothing wrong with that, I see that everyday it’s perfectly normal

    • @xavierwirt7198
      @xavierwirt7198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And it was orbiting the tower

    • @9321spiderman
      @9321spiderman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there was at different times in the video planes flying the tower, some of them you only saw the tail pass by the window

  • @agency2112
    @agency2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    “Can I get a call sign?”
    “Lemme think of one”
    *aircraft slams into ATC tower*

    • @brettwould
      @brettwould 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      not one word was said either and it wasn't like it was hard to miss lol

    • @zorrodelaspraderas3840
      @zorrodelaspraderas3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was m attack

    • @thegunman2841
      @thegunman2841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We got a 911-type emergency.
      Either that or there's a Japanese pilot trying to save his family's honor.

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thegunman2841 A debt of honor if you will

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brettwould just the average monday in atlanta tower

  • @Zoidberg227
    @Zoidberg227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3728

    Is this what air travel is like during the government shutdown?

    • @parkerwicker
      @parkerwicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      No, its even worse

    • @bluepantherofdeath
      @bluepantherofdeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@parkerwicker worse, or better?

    • @parkerwicker
      @parkerwicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@bluepantherofdeath flying in a government shutdown is (summon AIRFORCEPROUD95 voice) CANCEROUS lol

    • @bobbyknight1970
      @bobbyknight1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yes, I had the lasagna.

    • @mischiefthedragon
      @mischiefthedragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can confirm

  • @Kini_the_Fox
    @Kini_the_Fox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Plane: *strikes ATC tower*
    ATC: *continues to argue about how callsigns work*

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    The guy who said “lemme think of one” when you requested his callsign sounded mysteriously like the “We can buy a new one” guy.

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Don’t worry, we can think of new one

    • @Christian---
      @Christian--- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Buy a new callsign

    • @hybridr4
      @hybridr4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly, didn't sound like Niko Bellic on steroids

    • @smokejumper5379
      @smokejumper5379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We can buy a new airport
      And a new country
      And a new universe
      And a new multiverse

    • @Molon_Labe1776
      @Molon_Labe1776 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I kinda wanna low-key see his callsign book now.

  • @Longgshot
    @Longgshot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    3:57 a plane casually flying upside down on the left.

    • @piotrsikora3449
      @piotrsikora3449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Blackboi Gamer 3:23

    • @chrisc920
      @chrisc920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think the subsequent 747 buzzing the tower and landing into the airport passenger-terminals is a slightly more pressing concern

    • @CC-1138Bacara
      @CC-1138Bacara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      5:20 he's just casually climbing the control tower

    • @mikistenbeck6517
      @mikistenbeck6517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *REALISM.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING,* XD

    • @RC-nj1by
      @RC-nj1by 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gear up

  • @H.HarperLover
    @H.HarperLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    “-clear for takeoff, wind calm.”
    “THANK.”
    “...WELC.”
    I’m dying 😂 I’m so done

  • @Vyrus__
    @Vyrus__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +460

    8:39
    "Thank"
    "Welc"
    I lost it

    • @mishkarae
      @mishkarae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This guy is so on-point with his comebacks!

    • @Trakehner20
      @Trakehner20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mishkarae You can say that again! Lol (but don't say it again)😆

    • @Trakehner20
      @Trakehner20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, that was a good one, I laughed too.

    • @hirshkabaria8329
      @hirshkabaria8329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *lost

    • @Trakehner20
      @Trakehner20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hirshkabaria8329 It was a comment during the game. sorta funny.

  • @nicholasfailla2106
    @nicholasfailla2106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    *Gunshots*
    *creepy laughter*
    "SOMEBODY JUST DIED IN THE BACKGROUND!"
    That is very concerning.

    • @lepton_01
      @lepton_01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      'Murica

    • @xVLADx45
      @xVLADx45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sounded more like somebody rage quit on their keyboard

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Somebody just got killed in the background! :D"*

    • @_Mr_sack_
      @_Mr_sack_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was me, can confirm gunshots

    • @zoeyl4d939
      @zoeyl4d939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@xVLADx45 who the fuck rage quitting on a plane sim? Definitely gunshots

  • @rj28sc
    @rj28sc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    Why the hell is TH-cam recommending this to me?
    Why can I not stop watching?
    Why can't N700A freaking land on the correct runway!?

    • @cod_cape5483
      @cod_cape5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mr Todd the Fox he sounds like someone who got the game, a ps2 controller, and that’s about it. Also he didn’t know planes existed until this game

    • @HeidiKohne
      @HeidiKohne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cod_cape5483 I wonder if he's the one who is using a speaker on his computer that is creating an echo for almost the whole video.

    • @WillFly4Food23
      @WillFly4Food23 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeidiKohne That's an authenticity echo, they programmed it into the game for realism.

    • @nuanil
      @nuanil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently someone can't read a compass heading.

    • @WiscoBoundTrucker
      @WiscoBoundTrucker 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The world may never know 😂🤣

  • @jacobputnam7891
    @jacobputnam7891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3407

    “I sexually identify as a book” - “How thicc are you?”😂😂 PROFESSIONALISM

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      As big as a dictionary

    • @parkerwicker
      @parkerwicker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, my parents were books, so something and thick as A to Z.

    • @alexandercurtis4427
      @alexandercurtis4427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im like 666

    • @TheLibermania
      @TheLibermania 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@autisticgamer24 I'm the book version of Wikipedia.

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheLibermania don't trust everything you see on Wikipedia that sites can be easily edited out no joke if actually could never use that in school that was literally forbidden literally anybody can edit anything on there at any time no joke. Before this gets any further, I know you just trying to be funny it's just Wikipedia just threw me off.

  • @xenaioaks5363
    @xenaioaks5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Love it when he's the tower. It just too funny

    • @briane173
      @briane173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For reals man, I wish he'd have kept doing these but FS2020 I guess doesn't work on STEAM for multi-player ops. That's too bad because despite his obvious talent flying, the multi-player tower sessions are comedic gold.

    • @CrabOnABeach
      @CrabOnABeach 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's better when he's doing tower than when he's flying cuz he himself usually behaves as a pilot but when he's atc with randos noone else is really trying to be professional so it's like herding cats

  • @dizzyjosh9036
    @dizzyjosh9036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The professional voice just fits so well with this lmfao.

  • @smellon2767
    @smellon2767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Imagine being on a plane and playing one of these videos through the microphone and everyone starts freaking out

    • @WalterBurton
      @WalterBurton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @CaptainFoufeu
      @CaptainFoufeu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I did something similar to that when I was in high school in 1996. My friend Brian had a CB radio in his 1984 Ford Thunderbird Élan, as five of us were going on a long trip. So we took my 1987 Mercury Sable sleeper with a Dodge Viper 8.0 liter, 400 HP V10 engine and upgraded 6-speed manual transmission built by my wealthy uncle's production stock race car crew. I was a driver for his team for about a year until I joined the Army. Chris brought his tape recorder, because we recorded every get-together we ever had since 7th grade. We put the CB radio in my car, and we were talking to truckers, giving them a hard time, especially this lady that had the worst attitude ever, and seemed to be going on a mild road rage binge, screaming at other drivers and us! So we let her have it with the worst insults a group of five 17 year olds could come up with. I had a cassette tape of Adam Sandler's "What The Hell Happened To Me," which had a skit about five young friends on a road trip. But the driver kept kicking each of his friends out of the car and leaving them stranded on the road, each time they claimed to do some kind of sick sexual act with a 60 year old man. Very perverted. At the end of the skit, the driver says, "My God, they were all crazy! - - - What's that?! Oh my God! AAAAAHHHH!" He sees a cow in the middle of the road, slams on the brakes and hits the cow, causing a horrible wreck. As some of my friends were talking nicely to a few other truckers on a new channel, I put this tape in my car's tape deck, and found the part with the wreck. I told my friends to be quiet for a moment. I took the radio receiver, pressed the button, held it up to the radio speaker and played it... "What's that?! OH MY GOD!! AAAAAHHHHH!" and then the horrible wreck played!! Then I released the reciever button and put the receiver back on the hook. My friends were completely shocked to the point where funny deserved respectful silence for its genius!... But the laughter got even crazier than I thought it could be when we heard a trucker's voice over the radio, as seriously terrified as humanly possible, "Are you guys OK!? OH MY GOD!" We shook the car because we were laughing so hard. I almost lost control of my car, but thanks to my Pirelli tires, we had plenty of grip. One of my friends said, "That's the funniest shit we've ever recorded in 6 years!" We kept laughing as all the truckers kept talking our wreck, trying to find us in a horrible panic. Then the mean bitch from the first channel came on, and heard about the wreck. She recognized the call sign names we used, and she said, "Deserves those assholes right! They were insulting me worse than I ever have been in my whole damn life!" The other trucker said, "Well, we know you pretty well, and if they said some nasty shit about you, you definitely deserve it!" We laughed like hyenas for 2 hours straight. I actually had to pull the car over so we could calm down. We all woke up from a laughter hangover the next day. We had not been drinking or smoking anything that day. It's just my creative comedy insanity. Like I always say for my music parody band, "Every once in a while, I have a 'Diseased Minds' moment!" I'm a real sick bastard who always says, "Sarcasm: It Works."

    • @jonstechchannel
      @jonstechchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @RuleofVicus You think he copy and pasted that?

    • @CaptainFoufeu
      @CaptainFoufeu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @RuleofVicus I didn't copy that story. That really happened to me. Don't get me started on the shit we used to pull in McDonalds drive-thrus. Tough, I'll tell you anyway. We would order $200 worth of food and taking off, not being seen, and watching the person behind us being given dozens of bags of food they didn't order, then losing their minds and temper. Then there was the empty car trick. No special effects... We'd put the car in neutral, then push it forward and hide behind the car. I'd do cartoon voices too. Mickey Mouse, Goofy, The Wicked Witch From The West, Homer Simpson, Cookie Monster and The Jackalope from Dave Coulier's "America's Funniest People," which was a spin-off from "America's Funniest Home Videos" with his "Full House" co-star, Bob Saget. In the words of my friend, Dan, "Naughty. N-O-T-Y, naughty."

    • @likwidmagik
      @likwidmagik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CaptainFoufeu Yes dude! "Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!". Well I,Ve narrowed down your age range! Hahaha! Cheers!

  • @djjazzyjeff1232
    @djjazzyjeff1232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2084

    "That was a very hard landing, how many souls did you say you have onboard?"
    "Uhhh, 173."
    "Ok well you've probably got about half that now.."

  • @ericplevy586
    @ericplevy586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:35 was the most beautiful noise I’ve ever heard. I feel inspired.

  • @highskiilol3151
    @highskiilol3151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Big clap to that guy who bought this game just to make his essay do it from someone else

  • @acedriver5380
    @acedriver5380 6 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    9:27
    AirForceProud : "Are you about to die?"
    The Pilot: "Yea"
    AirForceProud: "Ok"
    the most calm way possible XD

    • @Lanzottv
      @Lanzottv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      5:33

    • @zainm217
      @zainm217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO

  • @darkclaws3167
    @darkclaws3167 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    9:27 Take note that the "Emergency Aircraft" is stalling with the spoilers deployed. Also note that aircraft nowadays, and for a while, have been designed to fly with only one engine, as well as take off with one engine. So him losing an engine on takeoff isn't that deadly. Having the spoilers deployed, however, is.

    • @Molon_Labe1776
      @Molon_Labe1776 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should have triggered a configuration alarm on the roll.

  • @zeusthewolfsky
    @zeusthewolfsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    SO MANY KAMIKAZE INTO THE TOWER TODAY! ITS OKAY! Well buy a new tower.

    • @nickh3935
      @nickh3935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IM A KAMIKAZE AND I CRASH INTO EVERYTHING

    • @Romdream
      @Romdream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aircrack69 didn't even bring it up just kinda looked and mentally shrugged when it flew straight below him!

    • @markzaikov456
      @markzaikov456 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was an awesome episode *rolls dice*

    • @sxnchou
      @sxnchou 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chaser Plays and make the Mexicans pay for it
      (jokezzzz)

  • @alexivensky5240
    @alexivensky5240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    "are you about to die?"
    "yeah"
    *"okay"*

    • @FeepingCreature
      @FeepingCreature 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      > moment of silence please for the guy who just crashed and died
      > ♪ *♫* ♪
      > that was the _worst moment of silence ever_

    • @BusinessRaptor520
      @BusinessRaptor520 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same? OKAY

    • @environmentNow
      @environmentNow 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      His spoilers were open

    • @Gabriel-fm3ji
      @Gabriel-fm3ji 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      “DIAMONDS”

    • @drakkenhenry6494
      @drakkenhenry6494 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Ivensky oof

  • @DDX9901
    @DDX9901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Antonov 225 reference felt like a punch to the gut now that it's March 2022.

    • @FlexedNoose
      @FlexedNoose ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well Antonov did say they’re building a new jet to replace it. Still don’t know why they only built ONE 225 but oh well

  • @Aranimda
    @Aranimda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    03:21 * Plane crashes into tower * * Tower operator continues discussion about callsigns *
    03:47 Random plane crashes into hangar
    03:52 Flyby... backwards.
    05:50 Rrrightt.

    • @F-14D_Tomcat
      @F-14D_Tomcat ปีที่แล้ว +1

      U mean plane crashes into the terminal and flyby upside-down?

  • @chrishenry8196
    @chrishenry8196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    “Kekked myself” should go on a shirt

    • @gp-vl3gk
      @gp-vl3gk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kekks
      Boxers, briefs or other such male under-garments.
      "Look at him, he's walking as if he's shat (pooed) his kekks!"

    • @joaopfgomes
      @joaopfgomes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Blog it

    • @s_camp
      @s_camp 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What video is the gear up shirt from?

    • @michaelfries7969
      @michaelfries7969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Coffefe roflmao

    • @sanguisbumb6138
      @sanguisbumb6138 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Harper Great then start attracting a whole bunch of neo-nazis

  • @dshodaw
    @dshodaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To the guy (and anyone) unable to identify runways, take the runway nr (27L for example). Now add a 0 at the end of the number (so 270). Now subtract 180 degrees and you have the heading of the runway (090). If you end up with a negative number, then add 180 degrees instead (so 10L = 010 = 190 degrees). In case of bigger airports there could be multiple parallel runways. In that case, L = the Left most one, C = the Middle one, and R = the Right hand one.

  • @Clay5701
    @Clay5701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    this is the worst moment of silence ive ever heard lol

  • @pablo7610
    @pablo7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    5:50 😂😂 the plane
    8:40 "thank" , "WELC."

    • @cosmii3341
      @cosmii3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment has been out here for 2 years, has 300 likes and no comments. Ima ruin it lol

    • @Supa-_-
      @Supa-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cosmii3341 lol 😂 not even funny

    • @cosmii3341
      @cosmii3341 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Supa-_- never said it was

    • @Supa-_-
      @Supa-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cosmii3341 you said lol kinda the same thing definition

  • @thebaseballguy9929
    @thebaseballguy9929 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "how do i tell which runway is the right one to land on?"
    "just land on the tower"
    Absolute gold

  • @therealpetergriffinyoutube2736
    @therealpetergriffinyoutube2736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    12:11 “applestore95” seems legit

  • @vagabondjay7281
    @vagabondjay7281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    2:07 - Ok and you're in the world's largest CARGO aircraft and you spawned at the PASSENGER terminal, confirm? ROTFLMAO dead

  • @maxwellhowig510
    @maxwellhowig510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:07 "uhhh, tower? We just lost an engine and are screwed...". ...are you declaring an emergency? You sound very calm. Confirm; you are aBOUT to die?

  • @jordanreger
    @jordanreger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    (insert random airforceproud95 variation)

  • @crashstitches79
    @crashstitches79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "I sexually identify as a book."
    "How thicc are you?"

  • @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506
    @emmacantcomeupwithacreativ7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can’t stop rewatching the part where the plane is slowly descending and about to crash in a neighborhood and it’s just the most monotonous voice ever like “yeah..we’re gonna declare an emergency.” I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

  • @RR-gw2uj
    @RR-gw2uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    Tower: Where are we headed?
    Pilot: Absolutely nowhere
    “10min later”
    Pilot: “randomly coughs”
    Tower: Requesting a cough drop
    😂😂😂

    • @soumen8624
      @soumen8624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well time to burn jet fuel for no reason.

  • @LeviathanVIII
    @LeviathanVIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This ended up on my recommended list. I don't know why... but i sat through it, and I laughed hysterically near the end. 10/10 would recommend also. Good call TH-cam Algorithm, good call.

  • @mlsmusic2770
    @mlsmusic2770 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Never played the game but this is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time

  • @El__Leche
    @El__Leche 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    and everything goes to shit at 11:20...this was possibly the best series of videos from groundpound69

    • @festivelad5079
      @festivelad5079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      looked at his account, his only friend is groundpound69, somehow, that account was VAC banned...

  • @DevSingh-kc4hd
    @DevSingh-kc4hd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Can we get an F in chat for N700A
    The worst pilot of 2018

  • @spamreciever4208
    @spamreciever4208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "As far as my understanding is: I've done something tremendously stupid"
    Same buddy.

  • @weewop3423
    @weewop3423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    3:15 - 3:51
    That has to be were i died the most out of all of this😂
    Best part besides:
    *Are You About To Die*
    Yeah
    *Okay*
    Those are number one in my book😂

    • @MatthiasAI
      @MatthiasAI 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Book? How thicc? xD

    • @EM81YT
      @EM81YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MatthiasAI I wonder if it’s the Callsign Book...

  • @zeusthewolfsky
    @zeusthewolfsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You’re in the worlds largest Cargo Aircraft in the Passenger Terminal. Seems legit?

    • @jater10
      @jater10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In FSX, anything goes lol.

    • @tOSdude
      @tOSdude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We are carrying a load of plastic lawn chairs and are standing by to await hitchhiker boarding.

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said he had passenger seats installed. Pretty legit

    • @lonlo
      @lonlo ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting thing is that An-225 as airliner was actually a project named An-248. Imagine FSX/MSFS lobbies if they'd get it as an option to fly 🤣

  • @dogtagz_2849
    @dogtagz_2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “You’re officially exiled from atc communications”
    This legit made me cry hahahahaha

  • @angelbear_og
    @angelbear_og 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I should know better than to try to eat lunch while watching AmyPond95. Almost lost food and drink multiple times! 😂😂😂

    • @TonyP9279
      @TonyP9279 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I dressed for Rio!" -after landing in Atlanta.

    • @KEL5isGodrules
      @KEL5isGodrules 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eating lunch and watching ErrorPound55 is impossible

  • @vertixuh_7625
    @vertixuh_7625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Are you about to die?"
    "Yup!"
    "okay"
    hahahahahaha

  • @Kim-id4ce
    @Kim-id4ce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I found myself rapidly descending into ATC audios and now I'm here... This is the best thing quarantine has given me.

  • @yooojeremy9024
    @yooojeremy9024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I watch these videos and have never played this game but I laugh so hard that i legitimately have tears coming down my face. Shout out to this content creator for bringing so much joy and laughter into people's life.

  • @OtakuAviators
    @OtakuAviators 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Can’t hear you in-game” “But you are answering me”🤣

  • @lemeow8102
    @lemeow8102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Can someone do my essay for me?" lmao same random guy, same

  • @michaelangello1327
    @michaelangello1327 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    11:20 from there on its just perfect comedy

    • @richardmolenaar9564
      @richardmolenaar9564 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely glorious

    • @Wildfire86872
      @Wildfire86872 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Completely laughed my ass off during that part

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That burp was beautiful

  • @ZyZarK1
    @ZyZarK1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    N700A is my hero, has the commitment to keep on requesting to land on 9L!

  • @theantknight6132
    @theantknight6132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    *"HOW THICC ARE YOU?"*

  • @MultiSciGeek
    @MultiSciGeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    3:16 - w a t c h y o p r o f a m i t y

    • @MultiSciGeek
      @MultiSciGeek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Yasmine91646 I started laughing as soon as I heard it XD

  • @dredgalyst
    @dredgalyst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I died when he turned around and just saw the fukin passenger plane ZOOM by completely horizontally at 5:49

  • @lepton_01
    @lepton_01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sir, let me award you the tittle of My favorite YTber this year, thank you!
    In case you don't see this I'll post it in the blog.

  • @pinkmako7682
    @pinkmako7682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "who just porpoised the entire length of 27L"
    I died at that

  • @FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE
    @FLINTLOCKWOODMACHINE ปีที่แล้ว +16

    3:53 my favorite part of all his videos.

  • @lordwetty
    @lordwetty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    3:22 When A plane goes through your tower but you don’t react

    • @cocouwu4765
      @cocouwu4765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Welcome to Steam Edition.

    • @SN57ONE
      @SN57ONE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Don't worry, he can buy a new one.

  • @Zachary_Swank
    @Zachary_Swank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Look at bottom of the windows in 5:42 there is the 737 in Slew-Mode-Tokyo-Drifting mode lol.

  • @d-zummyaldente6826
    @d-zummyaldente6826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    ATC: "Sir, you have to do your homework yourself" 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌

  • @MrProsecutorxx
    @MrProsecutorxx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't play this game and I'm not an aviation geek. But I find your videos hilarious. I keep coming back to them.

  • @dannygonzalez659
    @dannygonzalez659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Whatta game community 😂 legit nobody is Toxic and everyone seems fun as hell

  • @logicplague
    @logicplague 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    3:46 "how thicc are you?" LMAO!

  • @julianwhitworth3803
    @julianwhitworth3803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Did I just hear applestore95? 12:13

  • @jamesdixon6332
    @jamesdixon6332 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the serious tone with the comedy here. Fun to watch

  • @rayhungerford3693
    @rayhungerford3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:16 lmao the little “watch yo profanity” vine reference

    • @chintzygore1758
      @chintzygore1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😂😂😂

  • @392shiesty5
    @392shiesty5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    4:10 TOP 10 famous last words from pilots

  • @lilsarcastic6573
    @lilsarcastic6573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    - "Are you about to die?"
    - "Yup..."
    - "Okay."
    lol
    9:27

  • @TheCrazyCapMaster
    @TheCrazyCapMaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m currently binge-watching these videos, I don’t understand why these are so hilarious... probably part of it is I’ve been in the pilot’s seat IRL screwing up radio comms myself 🤣

  • @Cowboy259
    @Cowboy259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    afp95, would you consider doing a server to teach people that actually want to do things realistically how to do proper tower communications and such?

    • @OwenPrescott
      @OwenPrescott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I just want to learn how to fly a hot air balloon at 400knots

    • @blwsy3417
      @blwsy3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Owen Prescott who doesn't

    • @kaiusernameisbetter2522
      @kaiusernameisbetter2522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its all in fun

  • @Gastogh
    @Gastogh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Thank."
    "Welc."
    I appreciate your quick thinking, sir.

  • @atozed932
    @atozed932 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Watching this video in memory of the Antonov AN-225.

  • @piercetheveil5233
    @piercetheveil5233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “are you about to die”
    “yeah”
    “okay”
    * should go on a shirt *

  • @WizzyFilms
    @WizzyFilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Is no one going to talk about the plane just floating around at 5:20, 5:41 and 5:50?

    • @NoobyChris
      @NoobyChris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lag? XD

    • @jackschoonover6418
      @jackschoonover6418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be me

    • @flyingwithdragons4008
      @flyingwithdragons4008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The 747 that flies into the control tower? :-D

    • @BS-kp8uj
      @BS-kp8uj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It looks like a mating dance. A plane trying to impress the ATC tower.

    • @danishafiq5967
      @danishafiq5967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow illuminati confirmed

  • @Sle3plessNights
    @Sle3plessNights 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Sir are you about to die?"
    "Yep."
    "..okay"

  • @NolanRempel
    @NolanRempel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You are at the wrong end, of the wrong runway."
    "Eh who cares"

  • @tkinginyellow
    @tkinginyellow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    09:27 :))
    "Are you about to die?"
    "Yeeep"

  • @smakkacowtherealone
    @smakkacowtherealone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The voice of God ring over the airport, echoing as if in a tunnel,
    "Callsign BOOK"

  • @spaceonisorceress4406
    @spaceonisorceress4406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "That was the worst moment of silence I've ever heard."
    Subbed.

  • @WolfGuy100
    @WolfGuy100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    From 11:15 to that plane giving a worse landing ever...I never had a laugh like that in forever.

  • @omgzitsmilk
    @omgzitsmilk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the complete disregard for that jumbo jet just drifting around the tower

  • @tirsden
    @tirsden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I didn't know I needed this in my life. You, sir, are brilliant.

  • @dramadog1599
    @dramadog1599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “ATLANTA TOWER PACIFICA” That and the commotion that follows is the best part lmao

  • @ItsIdaho
    @ItsIdaho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Are you about to die?"
    "Yup"
    "Okay"

  • @sirmaxrr4836
    @sirmaxrr4836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Random cancerous noises on frequency as usual.
    Btw great video as always, AFP95.

    • @dawid12301d
      @dawid12301d 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That chaos in the end really got me xD

    • @sirmaxrr4836
      @sirmaxrr4836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yea its the casual around here, ya know?

  • @qayyumchariff4895
    @qayyumchariff4895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "rEquEshIng?"
    "What?"
    Early I died

  • @AuralayKristine
    @AuralayKristine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This might be my new favorite channel. I've been laughing almost to tears over so many of these moments. "Callsign...book?" LOL

  • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
    @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Nobody:
    *The Class When The Teacher Leaves Go To The Bathroom: **11:37*

    • @c4m3r0n
      @c4m3r0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When the teacher comes back in: 11:31

    • @c4m3r0n
      @c4m3r0n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I meant to type 11:41 but that was ironic

    • @jackradzelovage6961
      @jackradzelovage6961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      winning comment XDDDD

  • @JOhnDoe-nl4wj
    @JOhnDoe-nl4wj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:39
    "THANK."
    ...
    "WELC."
    I lost it so hard

  • @fryes_with_salt
    @fryes_with_salt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The level of chill they have while talking to each other.

  • @TravelingMustache
    @TravelingMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Me:
    Nobody:
    Some random kid at 3:16: watch y’all profanity

  • @jopomeister
    @jopomeister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    N700A is my hero