RIDICULOUS Pilot Behavior in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)

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  • I encounter some ridiculous pilots during my shift as air traffic controller in Atlanta including an ultralight declaring emergency and a 737 pilot trying to RSVP his landing clearance. Enjoy.
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  • @RoastFlea61
    @RoastFlea61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6464

    That dude is a genius, if you ever get engine failure mid flight. Just buy a new one.

    • @valerie80yearsago90
      @valerie80yearsago90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Senor Fluff Thing Aerial engine replacement for the win!

    • @northstar8818
      @northstar8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      "Hello this is IKEA Air-Air delivery service, how may I help you ?"

    • @lifeuncensored957
      @lifeuncensored957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@northstar8818 great so we gotta asimble the engine ourselves before putting it in

    • @bogney
      @bogney 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      If a terrorist blows up the airport, just buy a new one

    • @northstar8818
      @northstar8818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If people die in the explosion jus tbuy new people

  • @kenniefae
    @kenniefae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    I am literally addicted to hearing him say, "It's okay; we can buy new tower."

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    3:05 My favorite part is imagining this scenario in real life. A plane begins taking off with no clearance from the wrong end of the runway against the protestations of the atc, only to immediately plow into the ground, scattering debris and burning aviation fuel everywhere, and atc's response is "never mind, problem solved"

  • @mapleleafaviation304
    @mapleleafaviation304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3143

    Tower: *Gets struck by 747*
    Gentleman: “It’s okay, we can *buy* a new tower” 💵

    • @audunl724
      @audunl724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Canadian Proud Aviation 10 what about the lost human lives?

    • @noobfromtheuk1113
      @noobfromtheuk1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@audunl724 Its ok, we can buy somme new humans.

    • @JuliaC-sp5qk
      @JuliaC-sp5qk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think that's America's current policy on climate change

    • @Original-pi7em
      @Original-pi7em 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When he said it reminded me of a certain tower in certain city in 2001

    • @nostalgiaof98
      @nostalgiaof98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Original-pi7em Dallas?

  • @turtlesrock1017
    @turtlesrock1017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5367

    "You are definitely not gonna be reaching 20,000 ft."
    737 *hold my beer*

    • @calebryan4467
      @calebryan4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jonji 737 max?

    • @SOGNAMETAL
      @SOGNAMETAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      AND IN FUCKING *VERTICAL CLIMB*

    • @Tomeletto
      @Tomeletto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      737 nvm my beer spilled

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm Iron Man
      It can’t climb 20000 feet in one vertical ascent.

    • @thetechgenie7374
      @thetechgenie7374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The vertical, barrel roll and inverted, I highly doubt he make it to 4,000 ft let alone 20,000 ft?

  • @cxmb
    @cxmb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1995

    You are cleared to crash

    • @TheLeanBaker
      @TheLeanBaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Copy that, sir.

    • @jayswarrow1196
      @jayswarrow1196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abdul-samad Mohammed,
      ...uuuh, that's a negative, sir, we're going for 6104, heavy'n'hot.

    • @ashyfire33
      @ashyfire33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      summary of these videos.

    • @SN57ONE
      @SN57ONE วันที่ผ่านมา

      I really like the subtlety and the entitlement of the guy stating that he doesn't need a clearance. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @who2088
    @who2088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    I’ve never even seen these videos, but, “You’re clear to crash.” was a great line. Got my subscription.

    • @umeinui
      @umeinui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      May I recommend the video he made reference to with the "It's okay, we can buy new tower." line. Its called 747 Pilot LOSES HIS MIND (if you haven't already seen it) When youtube randomly suggested it to me thats the video that made me sub

  • @n3rc347
    @n3rc347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    Trike: *Enters flat spin*
    Also Trike: "WHEEEEEEEE"

    • @hattricklaine4463
      @hattricklaine4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nate Campbell also trike: it’s ok

    • @kaeaja
      @kaeaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hattricklaine4463 GOOSE EJECT!!! D:

    • @taxfraudpro
      @taxfraudpro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Swooshツ we can buy new trike

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shame he didn't say "it's okay, we can buy a new trike"

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3669

    its getting weird
    *"can confirm."*

  • @Cartoonicus
    @Cartoonicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8425

    If this is the next generation of pilots, I am never flying again.

    • @Deadlesssedg
      @Deadlesssedg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Taylor Gibson its okay im coloured blind

    • @SourPatchMoth
      @SourPatchMoth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      is a flight sim

    • @Cartoonicus
      @Cartoonicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@SourPatchMoth You don't say.

    • @marziiuh
      @marziiuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Aegis Wolver /r wooosh

    • @marziiuh
      @marziiuh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It’s okay I can fly a plane.
      They say I’m legally blind.

  • @Avocado11
    @Avocado11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "They're recruiting younger pilots everyday" That's the best reasoning for annoying kids showing up in a game I've heard.

  • @believeinmatter
    @believeinmatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    “Im not coming back then”
    *fair enough, well done*

    • @kaeaja
      @kaeaja 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *SNRRK!* Loved that line to, well played :3

  • @Kugo
    @Kugo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4602

    737's going vertical give me life.

    • @danielpetersen8442
      @danielpetersen8442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Holy shit kugo watches airforceproud. Big fan kugo ❤️

    • @mikew36
      @mikew36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Holy shit its Kugo. Love ya bro.

    • @vonke
      @vonke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no, attack of the fan boys

    • @hampusgranne8302
      @hampusgranne8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you tell me What this is?

    • @Storm-lu2ce
      @Storm-lu2ce 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't know you were a pilot?

  • @NitroTom91
    @NitroTom91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    'Well I'm not coming back then..'
    He got you good with that one 🤣

    • @miskatonic6210
      @miskatonic6210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like a boss

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh ok fair point

    • @WishMasterPtolemy
      @WishMasterPtolemy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      So disappointed that he didn't say "Be prepared to copy down that number once you're on the ground and getting that fuel leak fixed."

    • @JoeCnNd
      @JoeCnNd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      plot twist had to come back.

    • @tyler976
      @tyler976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the guy who said that is autistic and has a forehead big enough to land a fully loaded 747-8f on

  • @i.pezzotti853
    @i.pezzotti853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    “I’m getting struck by a 747 right now”
    *_”It’s okay you can buy a new tower”_*

    • @minaminitta7686
      @minaminitta7686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I DON'T think that's how it works.

  • @Dubanx
    @Dubanx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    "A flight of 3 is departing"
    *KABOOM*
    "Uh no, nevermind. Make that a flight of two is departing".
    I cracked up so hard at this.

    • @kalinotkaleid
      @kalinotkaleid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dubanx timestamp?

    • @Dannyboi2462
      @Dannyboi2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kaleid 3:36

    • @minaminitta7686
      @minaminitta7686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lead aircraft has ate a FAT BOWL OF SHIT off to the side of the runway, now TWO aircraft.

    • @flaming_skull
      @flaming_skull 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And then the other guy died to

  • @TheCommaA
    @TheCommaA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    These are the most professional sounding shenanigans I have ever heard!

    • @jozokrstanovic9040
      @jozokrstanovic9040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      If I am correct, Airforceproud95 used to be a real pilot...

    • @JTuckerF
      @JTuckerF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jozokrstanovic9040 Or he was a Controller in the AF

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      jozo krstanovic his name is airforceproud95 making me think he was born in 1995 to young to “use to be a pilot” or an atc

    • @peterwyattmiddleton
      @peterwyattmiddleton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      is that the place with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?

    • @AM-ep1rv
      @AM-ep1rv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@crunch9876 or maybe it could be the year he became a pilot

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    "We'll deal with that once you're back on the ground"
    "Alright not coming back"

    • @mikecorleone6797
      @mikecorleone6797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Commissar Purity gets 2 miles out and has to come back 🤣

    • @meekrab9027
      @meekrab9027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "uh... remember how I said I wasn't coming back? wellllll"

    • @T_Griff
      @T_Griff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wish this is how detentions worked lol

    • @No1sonuk
      @No1sonuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That Trike pilot gets bonus points for that speedy comeback.

    • @farhatamnan3736
      @farhatamnan3736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That man is going places I’ll give you that

  • @llunde22
    @llunde22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    "That child needs some milk."
    "That's racist." hahahaha

  • @Luke-cb9qf
    @Luke-cb9qf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Imagine if this is really how airports worked. That would be beyond incredible

  • @Menkhor
    @Menkhor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3165

    The balance between maintaining an air of seriousness in a no-nonsense sim and the general online trollery of every other multiplayer game makes this WAY more entertaining than it should be. Multiplayer Flight Sim is something special.
    First time here but this was pretty hilarious. :D

    • @voldo18
      @voldo18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The amounts of fuckery in this video had my sides hurting 😂

    • @owg1236
      @owg1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FSX is definitely not a no-nonsense sim haha

    • @scottdotjazzman
      @scottdotjazzman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Agreed. I'm dying of laughter from this deadpan delivery.

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's so simple but goddamn is it effective

    • @theguywhowentthere3346
      @theguywhowentthere3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I know rite, how the fuck is this so entertaining? Fucking dude in the tower just nails it.

  • @lach3v
    @lach3v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    - Do you want to buy something from me?
    - Sir is that a drug offering?
    - If so, then yes...

  • @TheCaner135
    @TheCaner135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    I was so depressed and bored today until i hear "we can buy new xxxx" guy. Now i cant breath laughing. Thanks to him whoever is that.

  • @eshan309
    @eshan309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "Sir is this a drug offering?"
    "If so then yes"

  • @freisdairyllc6898
    @freisdairyllc6898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +723

    “Then I’m not coming back.”
    “Fair enough, well done.”

    • @alfredhabraken3340
      @alfredhabraken3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pissed myself laughing about that 😂😂

  • @MCHFacts
    @MCHFacts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    Clicked so fast I broke the sound barrier.

    • @chaosentity855
      @chaosentity855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i broke the laws of the universe by causing the like to view ratio thing

    • @WinterDutchie
      @WinterDutchie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mach 5 in a Hot air balloon?

    • @alic-c
      @alic-c 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

    • @easydoz1
      @easydoz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ^ Exposed^

    • @Angel-wo8gv
      @Angel-wo8gv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CLICK BOOM

  • @joesmoe6947
    @joesmoe6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Lmao 😂
    “I’d like to RSVP a landing 30 minutes from now. “
    “Can I get a plus one on that.”
    “Ok party of two for 27L in 30 minutes. Confirmed.”
    “Uhh... I’m gunna be an hour late.”
    😂😂

    • @johnc1666
      @johnc1666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Party of two for 27L in 30 minutes had me rolf

  • @midknight_flight2902
    @midknight_flight2902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    “Well I’m not coming back then.”
    “Fair enough.... well done.”

  • @Zantrop64
    @Zantrop64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    Actually, people were quite nice this time, they even warned of their arrival a fucking 30 early

    • @Shadowrun2589
      @Shadowrun2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does a 30 early mean , like 30 mins early ? Or like seconds ? Idk plane language

    • @Zantrop64
      @Zantrop64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Shadowrun2589 my bad, thanks for pointing that out :)
      I meant 30 minutes early
      And I don't know shit about plane language

    • @ice_breaker_
      @ice_breaker_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Too early

  • @DanTheCaptain
    @DanTheCaptain 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    The guy with the accent kills me. "He can buy a new one"

    • @Catperson84
      @Catperson84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That guy kinda sounds like Walter Koenig from Star Trek

    • @coolray3565
      @coolray3565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this then it just said it in the video

    • @veroorzaakt6387
      @veroorzaakt6387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its ok. We can buy a new one.

    • @TheGameThrower
      @TheGameThrower 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Daniel K “BUT I WANNA FLY!”

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DON WORREH. HE CAN BUY NEEW WON

  • @relaxsleep6030
    @relaxsleep6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "YOU'RE CLEARED TO CRASH" 😂😂

  • @johnnyfiveo
    @johnnyfiveo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    this was utterly amazing

  • @officialclownbusiness7788
    @officialclownbusiness7788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "I've just caused you to enter a flat-spin. Sorry about that."

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      At least he apologized.

    • @mikecorleone6797
      @mikecorleone6797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrAwesomedude808
      @MrAwesomedude808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No worries! He can buy a new plane!

    • @luigidacosta1914
      @luigidacosta1914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MrAwesomedude808 negative, new pilot required, roger that

    • @ldaws-3912
      @ldaws-3912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hold on, i'm just being struck by a 747 at high speed

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1944

    These videos are gold.

  • @lunashasarts
    @lunashasarts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    This was on my recomendations.
    *WORTH IT.*

  • @bebeezle581
    @bebeezle581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:06 “This is 8DB, ive got an engine warning already.”
    *”Don’t worry, he can buy new one!”*

  • @nicholasfailla2106
    @nicholasfailla2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3782

    Every session has it's daily dose of a child screaming.

    • @mdrichards
      @mdrichards 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @A089080098 And?

    • @thefuza150
      @thefuza150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A089080098 stop you are a bot

    • @thefuza150
      @thefuza150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michael Richards this guy is in every comment

    • @roibrennarlante6923
      @roibrennarlante6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do i find you on simulation?

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thefuza150 Some kind of dox bot? Gross.

  • @chadantonio
    @chadantonio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    "Its okay, we can buy NEW tower."

    • @ericellerbrock9350
      @ericellerbrock9350 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chad E classic

    • @GBart
      @GBart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think that's how it works

    • @uvraj1028
      @uvraj1028 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont worry, he can buy new one

  • @Ridz149
    @Ridz149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Am I going to get in trouble”
    “When you come to the ground”
    “Ok I’m never coming back then..”

    • @joshuamccutcheon
      @joshuamccutcheon หลายเดือนก่อน

      1 trillion IQ move, galaxy brain confirmed

  • @baihaqibakri7822
    @baihaqibakri7822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:14
    " You're cleared to crash"
    damn boi hahahaha

  • @dlb2109
    @dlb2109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    "My engine stopped working"
    *Buy a new one* lol
    😂

  • @kolbjrnhalvorsen863
    @kolbjrnhalvorsen863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    @1.47
    ATC: "Why was there an orchestra playing in the background?"
    Boeing 6104: "I was just testing my instruments".

    • @tychodancer
      @tychodancer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Dang. What a missed opportunity.

    • @dovahkiingames7617
      @dovahkiingames7617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tychodancer yeah

    • @brotboxgaming4007
      @brotboxgaming4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No you did not say that! LOL

    • @musicalneptunian
      @musicalneptunian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Boeing 6104: "I was starting my final descendo".

    • @Prodawg
      @Prodawg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1:47

  • @TrendTempleShorts
    @TrendTempleShorts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "daddy snip?"
    wait
    "Daddys nip!"

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Affirmative, flashing is in progress.”

  • @zoidburger9552
    @zoidburger9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Don’t know why this was in my recommend but I now know

    • @ninoski4043
      @ninoski4043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TH-cam bots know what you want way better than you

  • @KingOfTheWorld462
    @KingOfTheWorld462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    I really like you in ATC role.. always hillarious..

    • @zXHAcKeRzXz
      @zXHAcKeRzXz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sev'fouty'sev' please ABORT
      ...okay

  • @benmwall94
    @benmwall94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?"
    "Uh, we'll deal with that once you're on the ground."
    "Not coming back then."
    "Fair enough."
    THIS is why I love video games xD

  • @dodgeguyz
    @dodgeguyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The end with the rsvp for landing and the plus 1 had me dying!

  • @herumetto-san5559
    @herumetto-san5559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    "Is he directing an orchestra right now?"
    "Affirm."
    lmfao

  • @mayamellissa
    @mayamellissa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    This game desperately needs collision with explosions and stuff.

    • @patgogan7324
      @patgogan7324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The deadpan delivery from the guy is great as well

    • @yeetusthedeletus9284
      @yeetusthedeletus9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is an actual simulator. We use it in aerospace class in my school. It doesn't count as a game.

    • @mayamellissa
      @mayamellissa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@yeetusthedeletus9284 I understand that but that doesn't mean I can't wish for physics and explosions. I am glad to know it's a legit simulator though.

    • @yeetusthedeletus9284
      @yeetusthedeletus9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@mayamellissa They do have explosions, just on hard/realistic mode

    • @mayamellissa
      @mayamellissa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yeetusthedeletus9284 Cool! Thank you for letting me know!

  • @alanperez.8826
    @alanperez.8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:47
    Atlanta Tower: why was there like a classic orchestra music playing in the background
    the Boeing: it's because we have a lot of instruments

  • @DrDapperTF2
    @DrDapperTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    737: *goes vertical to the moon*
    Tower: “not again...”

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    I've already learned more about air travel from these videos than from my entire life's experience up to this point.

    • @KingOfTheWorld462
      @KingOfTheWorld462 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls watch Air Crash Investigations too🤣🤣

    • @terrilee5163
      @terrilee5163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME HERE.

    • @slapshotjack9806
      @slapshotjack9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When an engine fails it’s ok we can just buy a new one

    • @thegreatafrican3367
      @thegreatafrican3367 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you know what??...Its all accurate

  • @kaylamiller1972
    @kaylamiller1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    i showed this to my father who is afraid of flying.
    after the 737 going vertical he has no faith in the future pilots of this world

  • @RoneelMobeel
    @RoneelMobeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This came up in my recommended and this is the greatest thing I’ve watched

  • @OneandonlyShawn
    @OneandonlyShawn ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve been on the actual tarmac in Atlanta. It’s a amazing sight to see the 747s from underneath them.

  • @libertyprime69
    @libertyprime69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    "That child needs some milk."
    "That's racist."

    • @ToBeSchooled
      @ToBeSchooled 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not racist. It's human nature that a screaming child needs milk to calm down.

    • @zytha2890
      @zytha2890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Its incredibly racist! I drink milk every single day and i think its bullshit he felt the need to say that child needed milk!

    • @KumiChan2004
      @KumiChan2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like age-ist. What what? He is saying that because it is a kid.

    • @briansalfai3842
      @briansalfai3842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zytha2890 are you serious

    • @Aethelia
      @Aethelia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kid is a race now.

  • @thoomin6680
    @thoomin6680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    *cleared to crash*

  • @redmanish
    @redmanish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Nevermind, that problem just solved itself” I fucking spit

  • @gamemastersaga5690
    @gamemastersaga5690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:50 "quick reminder that the merch campain..." Goes along with the music.

  • @johnomara849
    @johnomara849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I always watch these videos wondering “who the hell would watch something like this?” Meanwhile I’m watching it

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    “I’ve got an engine warning already...”
    “Don’t worry. He can buy a new one.”

    • @stario5895
      @stario5895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Friend was kidnapped"
      "buy a new one"

    • @shyamin
      @shyamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      buy a new tower 😂😂😂

  • @Hyraethian
    @Hyraethian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Not you. Not you. you're cleared to crash."

  • @JACCO20082012
    @JACCO20082012 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how the trike is the last one to chime in just to remind you that he's there after all of the RSVP insanity.

  • @cavageplaz2523
    @cavageplaz2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    4:05 I dOnT NeEd CleArENce

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      NOT YOU. YOURE CLEARED TO *CRASH" LMFAO

    • @cavageplaz2523
      @cavageplaz2523 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      iDEaXANA 😂

  • @razvanman508
    @razvanman508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    'This is 8DB, I've got an engine warning already..'
    *Probably the calmest and best solution ever heard on the history of the Flight Simulator radio frequency*:
    '*DON'T WORRY HE CAN BUY A NEW ONE.*'
    Edit: Love you spacepowerproud72 💕

  • @boomboom6577
    @boomboom6577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is one the funniest exchanges I’ve heard period 😂😂😂😂 it just goes off the rails so completely....
    The RSVP convo in the end 🤣🤣

  • @shredhead21
    @shredhead21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m not sure why this was suggested to me but I have not genuinely laughed this hard in quite a while. Well done!

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    ATC: "That was a violation because you said the wrong runway, but roger that, continue."
    Pilot: "Am I gonna have to copy a phone number?"
    ATC: "Eh, we'll deal with that once you're back on the ground."
    Pilot: "Uh...not coming back then..."
    Sides = in orbit

    • @ThelagKingStrikes
      @ThelagKingStrikes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Also pilot: *immediately comes back 2 miles later with a fuel leak* 😂

    • @hauntedshadowslegacy2826
      @hauntedshadowslegacy2826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ThelagKingStrikes Aye, just pick a highway at that point, right?

    • @interstatehighwayfan_645
      @interstatehighwayfan_645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You wanna buy something from me

  • @rhyanschaff6900
    @rhyanschaff6900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    AFP: *deletes channel*
    **buys new one**

    • @Void_Dragon
      @Void_Dragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nicholasfailla2106 r/woooosh

    • @reezy4219
      @reezy4219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/woooosh

    • @davidvalencia129
      @davidvalencia129 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicholasfailla2106 hahahahahagag go to 2:05 to understand.

  • @evilbunz2519
    @evilbunz2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've always wondered what a world where pilots were allowed to drink before flights would be like and this video answers that scenario perfectly

  • @Mightstorm
    @Mightstorm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:06 I laughed too hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @chichi-iw2ik
    @chichi-iw2ik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    You could do this job IN REAL LIFE and get paid $90k+ for it ...

    • @bobd2028
      @bobd2028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      he does

    • @paryudisaditya8845
      @paryudisaditya8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      But he's a pilot

    • @bugzyhardrada3168
      @bugzyhardrada3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well dayum
      Thats unsettling

    • @youtubepioneer8146
      @youtubepioneer8146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Why earn $90k+ when you can listen to retards on Flight Sim

    • @socogremlin
      @socogremlin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could.....but not for long.

  • @Mr.Veridical
    @Mr.Veridical 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    DamePesos ~2:45?
    "We'll discuss it when you come back."
    "I'm not coming back then."
    "Fair enough."

    • @mikecorleone6797
      @mikecorleone6797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Veridical then comes back after flying 2 miles out 🤣

  • @sambradshaw563
    @sambradshaw563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Effing hilarious! haven't messed with any flightsim's in YEARS but this randomly popped up! Good stuff!

  • @fen4ri
    @fen4ri ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm just imagining that one guy's plane had an entire philharmonic orchestra for passengers and they're just going HARD AF. just uncontrollable ochestra-ing and the pilot's brother is the conductor

  • @cameronb9159
    @cameronb9159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Best quotes:
    “It’s okay, we can buy a new one.”
    “You’re cleared to crash.”
    “Delta Alpha Delta Yankee Sierra November India Papa requesting clearance to active runway.”
    “Airfartproud95”
    EDIT: “Callsign Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Uniform”
    “Can we get clearance for a lower altitude? *ATC:* I’m sorry this is McDonalds”
    “Tower can we get some good luck? *ATC:* No”

  • @kevinbarksdale7897
    @kevinbarksdale7897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    WOW! I had no idea what to expect when I started this video, but I have not laughed at a youtube vid this hard in a long time. Thank you for that as it was much needed.

  • @ashleya3731
    @ashleya3731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tower dude sounds professional and I'm crying over it

  • @DPK99ATown
    @DPK99ATown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    No clue why this was recommended but holy shit am I glad it was 😂 “That child needs some milk” followed by “That’s racist” killed me

  • @ryanfwood
    @ryanfwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Must be a pain in the ass to add all these captions

    • @DustyWingsProductions
      @DustyWingsProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It is. Trust me.

    • @ryanfwood
      @ryanfwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, Dusty Wings is very trustworthy.

    • @CaedenEmerald
      @CaedenEmerald 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DustyWingsProductions it's going to take some time for me to open up. I suggest we try trust falls?

    • @dewagedeputrabhagawanta6266
      @dewagedeputrabhagawanta6266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its called consistency

  • @Lord_Shadowz
    @Lord_Shadowz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I actually laughed out loud. I’ve never played this game but the trikes were hilarious. Also the person doing a loop in a 737 right above the airport was funny.

    • @fictionmyth
      @fictionmyth 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did... did you just fucking call a "Flight Simulator" a game?! Oh Lord Shadowz, even your edgelord name won't save you from the hell you just brought upon yourself from the people in the Flight Sim community.

  • @fededz7884
    @fededz7884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video was just perfect! It appeared in recommended, was totally worth it watching it, laughing during all the video, just loved it, thanks, keep it posting!

  • @FunkadelicFeed
    @FunkadelicFeed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    -We'll dead with once you are back on the ground
    - I am not coming back then.
    - Fair enough, well done.

  • @SpaceMace31
    @SpaceMace31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    My wife: "He puts the TROLL in air traffic controller"

  • @mr.dogman216
    @mr.dogman216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    What sound does a Boeing make when it bounces?
    BOEING BOEING BOEING

    • @Angel-wo8gv
      @Angel-wo8gv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't know if i like the general dynamics of this comment...

    • @nicholasfailla2106
      @nicholasfailla2106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Overused comment.

    • @josiahortiz5416
      @josiahortiz5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This sounds like a dad joke

    • @mr.dogman216
      @mr.dogman216 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlos Ortiz it does lol

    • @josiahortiz5416
      @josiahortiz5416 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HSK_Mr.Dogman I like your profile picture btw

  • @sihocolus
    @sihocolus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "What Do you mean 8:15? It's 3:00."
    *Triggered* 😬😂

  • @aeroripper
    @aeroripper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    lmao... I about lost it when the 3 smoke planes were taking off together and one crashed taking off.

  • @StormSilvawalker
    @StormSilvawalker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I feel the urge to put your commentary over actual plane crashes...

  • @Destro7000
    @Destro7000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    "It's getting weird already"
    "....can confirm."

  • @jdhart3759
    @jdhart3759 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just appreciate the guys who attempt to talk professionally

  • @Exotic4M3
    @Exotic4M3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You broke my heart."
    "Don't worry, you can buy a new one."

    • @ps2bndled
      @ps2bndled 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The ice caps are melting!"
      "iz ok, we can buy new ones"

  • @sce2aux464
    @sce2aux464 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    While taxiing at LaGuardia the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
    The irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C's and D's, but get it right!"
    Continuing her tirade to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God, you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
    "Yes ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
    Naturally the ground control frequency went terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to engage the irate ground controller in her current state. Tension in every cockpit at LGA was running high.
    Unknown Pilot: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

    • @BlackTemplar6th
      @BlackTemplar6th 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Absolute fucking madman

    • @KurtColville
      @KurtColville 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SCE2AUX Awesome alias. I’ve been using “SCEtoAUX” for various sites and games for about two years now. It’s fun explaining to people where it came from. Real cool customers on 12, and John Aaron was the man.

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kurt Colville If you don’t mind, where did it come from?

    • @KurtColville
      @KurtColville 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Liam Weaver Sure! It was a call from Mission Control that saved Apollo 12 after it had been struck by lightning right after liftoff. The whole story is really something: www.universetoday.com/98484/this-day-in-space-history-apollo-12-and-sce-to-aux/

    • @liamweaver2944
      @liamweaver2944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kurt Colville A month late, but thanks for showing me that. That’s really fascinating! I’m definitely gonna use that term at some point.

  • @allknowncerebro1677
    @allknowncerebro1677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I thought this was a bunch of actual workers screwing around, but a minute and a half into the video I realized that this is game lol

    • @adodoes8770
      @adodoes8770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Plane: *crashes*
      Yeah just fooling around

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AceusZues Gaming so the “FSX” in the title didn’t give it away?

    • @jamegumb7298
      @jamegumb7298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@yammmit Most people skipped to X-plane and P3D I guess.

  • @nonoyobeezewax9527
    @nonoyobeezewax9527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!

  • @formulafish1536
    @formulafish1536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is hilarious. So professional yet so unprofessional

  • @tailgunner2
    @tailgunner2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    This, this explains O'Hare's operations.

  • @colink7017
    @colink7017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This air traffic guy is hilarious. I found this randomly. I don't play this game. Too funny

  • @grubbytrack
    @grubbytrack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know anything about planes or this game, but I still find this video hilarious

  • @BernieMurray
    @BernieMurray 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo these videos have me crying. The dead pan comedy is great. It’s like the movie airplane.