The level of professionalism from ATC is amazing. "this is ATC I have come back from a mother who told me to eat but I didn't want to" honestly if I were ATC, I'd just say "fuck it this is too much. Land whatever and proceed to whatever"
Slew Mode☑️ Ridiculous Airport Names☑️ Calling Gear Up in a fixed gear☑️ Drunk Pilots☑️ Squekers❌ Hot Air Ballons❌ You get a 6/9 today sauce boss. Signed: Potatoman65
Hey, my thoughts exactly...that's some serious skill...lol. He should've broke formation and parked his Cessna on the inverted F-18...literally... Carlos could do it!
I recently got my Caravan license and let me tell you. That plane is a monster. The amount it can carry and in conditions I honestly shouldnt be flying in is unbelievable. I just ignore the stall warning. It is a legendary aircraft.
You are only one of maybe three youtubers that has made me laugh this much in a hour. I thank you my good sir. Will be looking forward to more of your videos, notifications are on.
I wish I was better at flight sims cuz it seems like so much fun to hang out on a server and fly around together. I'm working on understanding better but it's so overwhelming sometimes.
I want to see someone flying the ATC tower. Like Airforceproud95 is just sitting in the tower giving out instructions, and suddenly another tower comes flying in from out of no where.
Sqawk code translations: 7500: awkward family reunion in the cockpit and military brings f16s to ease the tension 7600: atc muted 7700: everyone finally listens to your opinion
A dik-dik is the name for any of four species of small antelope in the genus Madoqua that live in the bushlands of eastern and southern Africa. Dik-diks stand about 30-40 centimetres at the shoulder, are 50-70 cm long, weigh 3-6 kilograms and can live for up to 10 years.
Me: low level inverted pass in a 747. Sim nerd: "This is serious stuff! If you fail to fly in a safe manner, I will report you to the authorities!" Me: Sets up for repeat low level inverted passes until Sim nerd either realizes it is a game or until he short circuits.
Just judging the thumbnail... you squawked 7500 (code for hijack) and they sent an unarmed aerobatic F-18 to fly inverted next to the plane, in view of potential hijackers... 10/10 for realism.
Yellonet I’m considering to buy this multiplayer game but two things freak me out. Is it like this often, or as you say the game is too serious? Also, how many hours do you figure to learn how to fly and knowing all the radio talk? Cheers
@@chukwow5738 Longdong95 is a real pilot, he actually is trolling people by demanding realism, it is a joke. Learning the patter will depend on if you play with real pilots etc. But no, not usually serious at all. In terms of learning to fly, that depends on you. I sat in a full airline simulator for my first experience with proper flight sims and buttered her nice and smooth with a 15 knot crosswind. It was at an exhibition and no non pilots managed it that day. However I do have a lot of knowledge of aircraft and flight mechanics and aerodynamics and experience with other videogames. That gave me enough prerequisite knowledge to find my altimeter and airspeed indicator and make a good approach. But that doesn't mean everyone will take to it easily, and that is part of the fun too. I think that if you know the basics of an aircraft are, the main control surfaces, ailerons, elevators, rudder, flaps, and what they do, you can pick an easy aircraft and play around and work out all the more difficult things as you go. The whole concept of a simulator is for people who haven't done it before. Multiplayer will probably allow you to find someone to flight school you, but you can learn on single player if that is daunting.
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"Can you guys squawk 7500?" "I feel like if we do that we're gonna be seeing some hostile F-18s very quickly" "I'm telling you it's the safest way to get to the airport" *everyone squawks 7500* *multiple F-18s intercept them* *surprised Pikachu face*
*This is ATC returning from a mother who wants me to eat.. but I do not want to*
This level of professionalism deserves recognition.
Agreed
1.1k likes to 5 dislikes: "Why are you gay?"
Thank you for recognizing my professionalism! At least someone here appreciates me..
I had to masturbate furiously because this was so damned good
lol Irish 😂
Bless Carlos' heart, he's just trying his best man.
Plot twist Jacob is Carlos
@@bransondarch8678 Carlos did good
I went to high school with Carlos...unfortunately
He's got 3 wives and 16 kids, man.
I like carlos
"There are mountains below us"
"That sounds like a personal problem"
All in a day's work as ATC lmao
I cracked up sooo hard on that moment :D
Bringing up a line from the classics.
Deja vu confirmed
Hmm
Yeah, dude's a damn natural
"100 feet, i promise it's safe"
"He have mountains below us!"
"Well, that sounds like a personal problem..”
"We are all gonna die."
Just standard procedure.
@@TxpsyTurvy SAFEST procedure.
@@Dan-379 yes
The Boeing 737-MAX in a nutshell
200 ft will be good
1:38. "Sir have you had anything to drink tonight? "Probably."'
"Roger that, carry on"
123 likes and no replies?
*LEMME FIX THAT!*
Everyone asks where is the altitude, but nobody ever stops to ask why is the altitude?
I'm wondering who, (s)he must be a God.
but what we REALLY should ask is.....When is Altitude?
how is the altitude?*
Doesn´t matter unless it is 42 and you got a towel... in doubt that will bee usable as a parachuite
Yall asking normal questions ima asking next level questions as to what is altitude?😂 I know what altitude is!
“What is that f-18 doing. I know he’s SPECIAL, forces, but”
ROFLMAO!
Special as in "special ed"
Some wired 'forces' were going on
He is still thinks there squak is 7500
"there's mountains below us!"
"Yeah, sounds like a personal problem."
You have no idea how bad I needed some comedic relief to my day. Thank you!
Same here. I appreciate you, AirFunkProud96
Confirmed
The level of professionalism from ATC is amazing. "this is ATC I have come back from a mother who told me to eat but I didn't want to" honestly if I were ATC, I'd just say "fuck it this is too much. Land whatever and proceed to whatever"
“100 feet.”
“Yeah, unable.”
Rofl
When you go to set your hand down on the arm rest but you accidentally squawk 7500
*f-22’s with vibe check tater tots flying them*
6:00
Slew Mode☑️
Ridiculous Airport Names☑️
Calling Gear Up in a fixed gear☑️
Drunk Pilots☑️
Squekers❌
Hot Air Ballons❌
You get a 6/9 today sauce boss.
Signed: Potatoman65
I prefer videos without the squeakers. So airpoundpride gets a solid 69/69 for me.
I miss the hot air balloons. He probably uninstalled the add-on.
What's slewing?
TheTyphoon365 - when they engage a noclip style mode where they can just slide their aircraft around anyway at mach 69
Roger that
2:18 looks like carlos just went and pulled a cobra in a skyhawk. damn.
Also, this was genuinely hilarious.
Hey, my thoughts exactly...that's some serious skill...lol. He should've broke formation and parked his Cessna on the inverted F-18...literally... Carlos could do it!
"I feel like if we do that we're gonna be seeing some hostile F-18s very quickly."
LMFAO 🤣
I recently got my Caravan license and let me tell you. That plane is a monster. The amount it can carry and in conditions I honestly shouldnt be flying in is unbelievable. I just ignore the stall warning. It is a legendary aircraft.
8:50 slow Realization G-A-...Y😂
2:58 lol that was so funny *”wheres my altitude?”*
This is so nostalgic, after the Best Moments of 2019 comes the year will be officially over. Can't wait for those MFS 2020 videos chief
Jesus christ, that banter made me laugh harder than I have in a very long time.
4:45 and then imagine you hear the fine lady voice saying repeatedly: “hydraulic failure” 😅
I lost it and broke into tears laughing at "lawn dart!"
Aha that is genuinely what it is called XD It isn't even a deepthroat95'er line.
Same lmao
the way the DC-3 entered the frame like "Sup bitches!" gets me everytime XD
6:52 damn that F-18
6:35 “hey! Nick! Get away from Kilo Man!”
Nick: Fuck you!
(Gets feelings hurt)
I bout died
Love when he says hot air baloon on the run way
This guy's sense of humor and editing style reminds me so much of sovietwomble, it's terrifying.
14:18 sounds like a beat
10/10 extremely professional, I thought I was watching a documentary.
Laughed way more than I thought I ever could have about a damn game.
sometimes you are just in the mood for a serious air sim episode and this pops up to oblige
Weird and cool seeing SMF virtually after landing there so many times.
That said, I live in Sac and I still don't know what's over here.
You are only one of maybe three youtubers that has made me laugh this much in a hour. I thank you my good sir. Will be looking forward to more of your videos, notifications are on.
*”NAPALM FLOOR”*
Idk why but it sounds cool when you talk airplane speak, if Just does
I wish I was better at flight sims cuz it seems like so much fun to hang out on a server and fly around together. I'm working on understanding better but it's so overwhelming sometimes.
I want to see someone flying the ATC tower. Like Airforceproud95 is just sitting in the tower giving out instructions, and suddenly another tower comes flying in from out of no where.
That would be amazing
"Holy shit stand by" 😂
“Don’t you use a keyboard?”
I almost shit myself laughing at the squadron going to Low Earth Orbit
Airforceproud: defending to the heavens
Me:(dying of laughter) ima decend to heaven
How excited are you for MS Flight Sim 2020?
Guy: *wheres my altitude?*
Me: Alt+F4
The humor in your videos is absolutely on point.
Sqawk code translations:
7500: awkward family reunion in the cockpit and military brings f16s to ease the tension
7600: atc muted
7700: everyone finally listens to your opinion
10:52 What are u talking about? We all know FSX steam edition is real life..
A dik-dik is the name for any of four species of small antelope in the genus Madoqua that live in the bushlands of eastern and southern Africa. Dik-diks stand about 30-40 centimetres at the shoulder, are 50-70 cm long, weigh 3-6 kilograms and can live for up to 10 years.
I understand absolutely nothing you guys are saying but am laughting my ass off... great stuff!
6:30 Jeff Favignano would be like *OOOHHHHHHH!
6:59 lmao
You’ve cured my depression again, thanks!
11:41 the DC-3 is like: Hey kids
Asking ATC for an A-firm, I’m surprise he didn’t comeback with “You can get a D-firm” stupid I know, but I’d totally expect that from this guy.
Ur profile pic tho... Also ur subbed to TKOR and Pewds. Very epic
What is this Special Ed F-18 doing? This quote deserves recognition 😂😂😂
15:14 I like how he put the "gg" from the guy with the robot voice in that font lol
Me: low level inverted pass in a 747.
Sim nerd: "This is serious stuff! If you fail to fly in a safe manner, I will report you to the authorities!"
Me: Sets up for repeat low level inverted passes until Sim nerd either realizes it is a game or until he short circuits.
Damn the humour here is golden 😂 how I miss this
I was one of the hostile f18s that intercepted yall by the way
Chemtrails have definitely got to these guys.
"the irony." That made me laugh so f****** hard. LMFAO.
Just judging the thumbnail... you squawked 7500 (code for hijack) and they sent an unarmed aerobatic F-18 to fly inverted next to the plane, in view of potential hijackers... 10/10 for realism.
That altimeter tip was priceless
"Ah good, your not one of those scrubs who uses a keyboard"
Me *can't afford yoke or throttle*: *Sweating Nervously*
Not only are you getting chased by a f-18 getting chased by the blue Angels
I lost myself when that DC-3 came slewing in outta nowhere
definitely one of the funniest videos of yours I've seen xD
Dude!!!! I have no business here! But you make me laugh so hard...TY so much!
People take flight sims way too serious, getting nasty over someone not knowing everything about the game (yes it's a game).
Yellonet
I’m considering to buy this multiplayer game but two things freak me out. Is it like this often, or as you say the game is too serious?
Also, how many hours do you figure to learn how to fly and knowing all the radio talk?
Cheers
Chuk Wow use teamspeak for radio talk
@@chukwow5738 Longdong95 is a real pilot, he actually is trolling people by demanding realism, it is a joke. Learning the patter will depend on if you play with real pilots etc. But no, not usually serious at all.
In terms of learning to fly, that depends on you. I sat in a full airline simulator for my first experience with proper flight sims and buttered her nice and smooth with a 15 knot crosswind. It was at an exhibition and no non pilots managed it that day. However I do have a lot of knowledge of aircraft and flight mechanics and aerodynamics and experience with other videogames. That gave me enough prerequisite knowledge to find my altimeter and airspeed indicator and make a good approach.
But that doesn't mean everyone will take to it easily, and that is part of the fun too. I think that if you know the basics of an aircraft are, the main control surfaces, ailerons, elevators, rudder, flaps, and what they do, you can pick an easy aircraft and play around and work out all the more difficult things as you go.
The whole concept of a simulator is for people who haven't done it before. Multiplayer will probably allow you to find someone to flight school you, but you can learn on single player if that is daunting.
"Yeah I, uh, had to crash into a neighborhood" I am dead
The air horn killed me! 😂😂😂
I was literally crying by the end of that
"Going to the Moon."
*Takes off directly vertically in approximately one second*
10:30 - Missed an opportunity to go “He’s special, that’s right”
I bought merch immediately after this video, sauce boss
I lost it when you blew past the inverted f-18
tomorrow i will go on a plane and now i can't stop thinking that the pilots on my plane will suddenly launch me into heaven
12:06 Beechna Baravan 258 is the plane
I dont even understand the terms but i just love this.
“Is there a key to slam all the way back down to the ground that’s like...”. “ALT F4”. Lmao!!!!
why did i just NOW find your channel. I cant stop flippin laughing >XD
"Carlos your going to hell buddy" -AirforceProud95
Classic. I love it. Moar!
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
“I have a wife and three kids”
“You sound like you’re 16”
I am 16.
This sounds pretty normal if it was in Mexico.
He's a teenage Grandad......
So you're 16, with a wife and 3 kids?
Looks like the fbi busting into someone’s house
It would be normal if it was in russia
For those of you who don't know, squawk 7500 is the "I have been hijacked" code.
Thank you. This video was in my recs and I was afraid to Google it.
Yeah
in the words of my ground instructor, its the squawk for a private airshow
@@enthusiasticgeek7237lmfao, i mean it definitely is lol
I think it means free escort flight
"I'm using an actual yoke right now."
Keyboard just smeared with eggs.
Yalk
Literally laughed my butt off.
Metazare *”EGS”*
Jett Hamman Yolk*
@@Julmaa87 *yalk
ATC first time on the job then: “This should be impossible”
ATC first time on the job now: “Just go do it”
i almost spit my water out
Still looking for taxiway Yankee.
*”(UR MOM TAXIWAY)”*
@@tifluvsu80use taxiway Uniform Romeo Mike Oscar Mike
"Everyone ascend. The Lord is taking us."
"CARLOS YOU'RE GOING TO HELL"
That was really hilarious
I was wheezing lmao
Sooooo funny XD
*DUCKTALES MOON THEME*
“Alright that is not ascending to the heavens, that’s just assaulting the ramp”
This is sarcasm porn and I'm absolutely here for every goddamned episode.
I've got a call for you from Pornhub, they say they understand, but i heard lots of tears in the background...
*sargasm
No its just british humor
"I thought parking brake was SHIFT-P."
Can't believe you didn't go with
"ahhh that would be ALT-F4, sir."
Might be a bannable offense, like telling noobs in Minecraft to do /ci. 😆
@@oldthinkertube what does that do?
@@Guy.WhoAsked ci stands for "clear inventory". It's a quick way to delete everything you're carrying. 😆
I Get R / Wooshed On A Daily Basis It gives you the cordinents to the biggest diamond chunk in your game, not many people know about it, you should really try it I use it all the time. It’s awesome!
I got a guy with it in fiveM the other night.
"ATC what altitude would you prefer?"
"100"
"5100?"
"No, 100 feet, trust me"
Yeah *UnAbLe*
there are mOUNtaiNs under uS
@@swedewtf that sounds like a personal problem
Colby Stinson we’re all gonna die
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM" HAHAHAHA
lol
It was not that funny
“We have mountains below us”
*”that sounds like a personal problem”*
"personal problem"
I think I heard the same sentence in his video before...lol
I laughed way too hard at this.
Lol
BlindingLight 7
He had a point...
“The Caravan just bodied me because I called it a piston- it’s a turbine actually”
It sexual identifies itself as a turboprop.
@@Torturephile I like your profile pic
Nobody like.
@@hulkmania4720 yeah
"Can you guys squawk 7500?"
"I feel like if we do that we're gonna be seeing some hostile F-18s very quickly"
"I'm telling you it's the safest way to get to the airport"
*everyone squawks 7500*
*multiple F-18s intercept them*
*surprised Pikachu face*
°o° "I didnt think they would go that far, and actually intercept us"
Afp95: CHANGE YOUR SQUAK CODE BOIS
Afp95: *changes squawk code to 7,600*
Also afp95: *continues to speak with atc without any radio failure*
Hey, they did say it was the new VFR squawk code! They weren’t lying
"What does fuel low mean?"
"My mother wants me to eat"
Irony.
1000 Gs is literally your plane going through a black hole.
AirForceProud95: Can we get an ‘affirm’ tower?
ATC: *You can get a B-FIRM, not an AFFIRM.*
Random Guy: _Tempur-Pedic®_
What about a C-FIRM?
*Passing an F-18 that's INVERTED*
"How are we going faster than that F-18?!"
"Sir, your going MACH one speed!"
The guy who had a 3 piston at 200,000 feet was asking how he was faster than an inverted F-18. Realism was not a factor in this episode. LOL
I really want to like this comment but it’s at 69 likes so I can’t
@@donaldmiller5937 *AIR HORNS*
@@donaldmiller5937 You can like it now, lol
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