Well, best laid plans aft gang a-gley again. I had hoped to have a story to upload tonight in time for Halloween. Time ran away from me sadly. But I did manage to get another Take A Break special done. Enjoy! And Happy Halloween to one and all! 🎃🎃🎃
I was having a cuppa with my husband Stanley one evening when a tall dark figure appeared behind him from out of nowhere. Stanley! I cried, a tall dark figure has appeared behind you from out of nowhere! Eh? What? said Stanley. He was watching snooker on the telly, and because it was his favourite sport I don't think he could have been listening. The next thing I knew a dirty, mottled, claw like hand reached out and ripped Stanley's heart - still beating - right out of his chest cavity. I gasped in horror. Stanley! I screamed, you're spilling your tea all over the sofa! (£150 please)
Oh my gosh, Jasper! That was hilarious! You made me laugh; thank you! I spent Halloween the same as you: I turned off my front porch light and stayed indoors.
I was in the uk the year the queen mum died. We went for the royal tattoo that summer for the Golden Jubilee. I was 14. What a sad year for Elizabeth in that she lost her sister and mother back to back but also the whole country is celebrating 50 years of your reign. I didn't get that as a kid but how surreal that must have been.
Jasper: "Careful, Darryl, you'll get stuck down there at your age." Me: As someone in his mid 40s with a bad knee, I've been there a few times myself. 😀
I have this picture in my head of Jill right now; switching off the phone and the lights as an angry mob swarms up the driveway waving pitchforks, and crawling behind the luxurious leather sofa (bought from John Lewis just last week from her ill gotten gains) to weep into piles of unsold Ted Hughes books. Hahaha! Hilarious as ever!!! ❤
Ha! Awesome! I love these! I howled in laughter the whole time. You are hilarious. The voices you use and commentary you add is awesome. Great job! Thanks, and happy Halloween to all!
Well Jasper, you may think that your accent for story 2 was ridiculous but I loved it. Ted Huges put me in mind of Ivor the Engine. The stories fake? What an outrage 😅
All Saints day, (🎶Never ever have I ever felt so low When you gonna take me out of this black hole?🎶🤮), and not a peep about Hallow'een in the past 24 hours. Even the telly stations have given it up as a lost cause down here. Fair enough, it is almost Summer. Good Hallow'een Moon though 🌚. Thanks for a good giggle though Jasper. Much appreciated.
When your whole side feels cold at 66, it's a stroke, call a doc, if you can climb out of the sofa with your food side. Omg. What if your good side is pinned beneath the cold one!?😮
Omg 😂 this was hilarious! My Mum used to read these types of magazines the headlines were always amusing to me as a teenager 🤣 only recently found your channel absolutely loving it thank you ❤
@BennyLlama39 please google Jon Culshaw....he does impersonations of Ozzy that are sooo funny. Sorry if I'm telling you something that you already know ☺
Dear Jasper, thank you so so much. I love these silly episodes and your snide commentaries! I've had a ridiculously awful day and you helped me close it by laughing out loud. You are wonderfully talented and I cherish you. Thanks again for giving me a happy Halloween.
I love these as much as chocolate. Am recovering from covid so no candy or kids at my door- I love YOUR ghost walk, but these are so bizarre I always get a giggle. Thanks for cheering me up, I'll leave the spooky stuff to you. ( oh, a fav - if you ARE a medium please ask Leonard Cohen to visit me in the night) Cheers
Fuck me. Listening discreetly with an earbud when I should have been paying attention to the stultifyingly boring administrative meeting. Shot a bit of snot out of one nostril trying not to laugh with the Buddy Holly story. Brilliant.
may be i'll write a story and send it in to that magazine. you'll know it's me, cuz it'll be published under the name of Lenwicklerly Lubberfluster. ; D
Toilet flushers, bathroom squeezers Levitating fish and squirrel geezers; Look at me, demonic with delight Ready for a fight with Casper. Look at me, frenetic with fright, Ready for a night with Jasper! ❤❤👻
Queen Mother likeness in first story !! Why do you bother with Kipling, Doyle, Benson and Montague when you could make a fortune with these gems??? Wonderfully godawful as usual. The Buddy Holly thing was just about the worst thing I ever heard btw.
Oooh I've been looking forward to the next one of these!! As dearly as I love a standard narration from you, I especially relish the specials. :) Can't wait to listen tonight ❤
Well, best laid plans aft gang a-gley again. I had hoped to have a story to upload tonight in time for Halloween. Time ran away from me sadly. But I did manage to get another Take A Break special done. Enjoy! And Happy Halloween to one and all! 🎃🎃🎃
As always, feeling total joy for another installment of Encrypted Horror. This has been the best Holloween! Grandkids, costumes and horrible chills!
@@EnCryptedHorror I can relate! Time runs away from me screaming. Happy Halloween Mr.J. Thanks for the giggles. ❤️
Thank you for all the marvelous work you do! Consistently mesmerizing.
Many thanks . I love your magazine musings. Brilliant stuff!😂😊
I was having a cuppa with my husband Stanley one evening when a tall dark figure appeared behind him from out of nowhere.
Stanley! I cried, a tall dark figure has appeared behind you from out of nowhere!
Eh? What? said Stanley.
He was watching snooker on the telly, and because it was his favourite sport I don't think he could have been listening.
The next thing I knew a dirty, mottled, claw like hand reached out and ripped Stanley's heart - still beating - right out of his chest cavity.
I gasped in horror. Stanley! I screamed, you're spilling your tea all over the sofa!
(£150 please)
Brilliant! Tracy and Debbie's 'call to magic'😂😂😂😂😂😂!
Jasper!What are you like!!!I loved it , had me in stitches 😂
On Jasper! Amazing! You've made my month. These are my favs. Happy Halloween 👻
Those voices 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm impressed....and hysterical 🤣
Absolutely.Love these! Please keep them coming!!!!😂😂😂😂
That was an absolute hoot. Thanks Jasper 😂
I think you may have given away your true identity now, Jasper . . .. or should I say . . . . Jill?
Lovely Halloween signal, Jasper. Tip of the brim 👻
Oh my gosh, Jasper! That was hilarious! You made me laugh; thank you! I spent Halloween the same as you: I turned off my front porch light and stayed indoors.
Thanks Jasper. It was good to hear you laugh.
I love these!!!! Thank you so much for the Halloween treat! These episodes just crack me up 😄👻
Wonderful stuff Jasper Happy Halloween 🎃
I was in the uk the year the queen mum died. We went for the royal tattoo that summer for the Golden Jubilee. I was 14. What a sad year for Elizabeth in that she lost her sister and mother back to back but also the whole country is celebrating 50 years of your reign. I didn't get that as a kid but how surreal that must have been.
Aaah, classic take a break, more with the likes of this, the ad libs make it all the more enjoyable 😂
Jasper: "Careful, Darryl, you'll get stuck down there at your age."
Me: As someone in his mid 40s with a bad knee, I've been there a few times myself. 😀
Wonderful!! Thank you Jasper for that brilliant Halloween entertainment!
Huge fun, it had me laughing out loud.Thank you Jasper.
I have this picture in my head of Jill right now; switching off the phone and the lights as an angry mob swarms up the driveway waving pitchforks, and crawling behind the luxurious leather sofa (bought from John Lewis just last week from her ill gotten gains) to weep into piles of unsold Ted Hughes books.
Hahaha! Hilarious as ever!!! ❤
Ha! Awesome! I love these!
I howled in laughter the whole time. You are hilarious. The voices you use and commentary you add is awesome.
Great job! Thanks, and happy Halloween to all!
Ted, you beast! Killing me! 😂😂😂 And really loved your song! 😉
🎃👻💀✨Happy Halloween Jasper!!!✨🎃👻💀
@@woolybullybananapeel8642 And to you! Thanks for the SuperThanks! 🙏
Well Jasper, you may think that your accent for story 2 was ridiculous but I loved it. Ted Huges put me in mind of Ivor the Engine. The stories fake? What an outrage 😅
Many thanks for the good chuckle
Ahh yes Jasper came through for Halloween 🎃🖤✌️
Merry Samhain, Jasper and everyone! Much love🌛🌚🌜
All Saints day, (🎶Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole?🎶🤮), and not a peep about Hallow'een in the past 24 hours. Even the telly stations have given it up as a lost cause down here.
Fair enough, it is almost Summer.
Good Hallow'een Moon though 🌚.
Thanks for a good giggle though Jasper. Much appreciated.
Yay! Shenanigans!
I love these...HIGH-larious!😂❤
Fantastic. Thank you 😊
Yay! A lovely Halloween treat - thank you. 👻
When your whole side feels cold at 66, it's a stroke, call a doc, if you can climb out of the sofa with your food side.
Omg. What if your good side is pinned beneath the cold one!?😮
Thank you and happy Halloween...i needed a good laugh😂😊❤
A Halloween treat 😁, thanks Jasper.
So evil spirits can seep into plaster? Good to know I suppose.
Gods below, the stories are absolute rubbish. Great finds, there! Happy Halloween! 🎃 The black stuff for me, please!
Omg 😂 this was hilarious! My Mum used to read these types of magazines the headlines were always amusing to me as a teenager 🤣 only recently found your channel absolutely loving it thank you ❤
Glad you enjoyed it!
Omg I’ve had to stop after the beginning of story two. Too too funny! I need to calm down to sleep 👻❤️
Will she/he feel tense for 2 months? I came in in the middle...oh, she's Diane. I'll bet she's tense a lot.
Hilarious! 🤣
I Love It ❤❤😊😊🎉🎉
Some absolute 'howlers' there!
Delightful! Thank you for howls of laughter. Happy Halloween!✨️🎃✨️
Haven't plucked my eyebrow or waxed my top lip for a while, I'm here as Frida Khalo......😂
That's okay... with my brain being scrambled more than usual this week, I decided to be Ozzy Osbourne. 😀
@BennyLlama39 please google Jon Culshaw....he does impersonations of Ozzy that are sooo funny. Sorry if I'm telling you something that you already know ☺
Dear Jasper, thank you so so much. I love these silly episodes and your snide commentaries! I've had a ridiculously awful day and you helped me close it by laughing out loud. You are wonderfully talented and I cherish you. Thanks again for giving me a happy Halloween.
These are absolutely my favorites; your commentary is hilarious!
I love these as much as chocolate. Am recovering from covid so no candy or kids at my door- I love YOUR ghost walk, but these are so bizarre I always get a giggle. Thanks for cheering me up, I'll leave the spooky stuff to you. ( oh, a fav - if you ARE a medium please ask Leonard Cohen to visit me in the night) Cheers
Fuck me. Listening discreetly with an earbud when I should have been paying attention to the stultifyingly boring administrative meeting. Shot a bit of snot out of one nostril trying not to laugh with the Buddy Holly story. Brilliant.
I bet everyone else there wished they could have listened to Jasper instead, too 😁.
I love to imagine Jasper going to the newsagent and furtively buying his dirty mags !!! ( Take A Break ) . 😂😂
@@candiceheathercoates9649 I usually smuggle them out between the pages of Penthouse or something 😆
@@EnCryptedHorrorFar less embarrassing 😂😂
Belated Halloween best Jasper! 🎃
Thanks for this fresh gaggle of ghoulish giggles.
Do celebrity ghosts autograph in ectoplasm? 🤔
I love it! You, sir, are brilliant! Thank you for this Halloween treat!
I thought you were going to sing "Angelo" by Brotherhood of Man. Oh, well. You can't have everything.
Absolute banger that tune.
Oh, just what I need (as I’m currently dying by inches of plague aka nasty cold) 😀♥️🦇🎃
Ok, I’ve now laughed so hard that I’ve lost my voice 🤣🤣🤣
👻🎃Thank you!! 🤗🥰
Hilarious! I love these :)
Happy Halloween 🎃
may be i'll write a story and send it in to that magazine. you'll know it's me, cuz it'll be published under the name of Lenwicklerly Lubberfluster. ; D
Jill?!? Is that you??
@@thehangingparsiple5692 nope. Jill went up the hill with Jack. haven't seen her since. ; D
thank you, perfectly hilarious as always, the Take A Break Special is always a treat...
Thank you 🙏
I like it better when they show themselves when dictating, don't y'all?
Jasper, shut up! I'm peeing already. 🤣
😂
Queen Mum face came threw as the dog took a big shit and licked his ass so I’m sure that killed her ghost
Haven’t listened yet, but is that one of the Proclaimers in your thumb nail…..?
🕷🕸🕷🕸🕷🕸🕷🕸🕷🕸🦂
Toilet flushers, bathroom squeezers
Levitating fish and squirrel geezers;
Look at me, demonic with delight
Ready for a fight with Casper.
Look at me, frenetic with fright,
Ready for a night with Jasper!
❤❤👻
Channelling Ted Hughes...? 😄
@@EnCryptedHorror
It's channelling something alright - not sure it's Ted Hughes...🤣
:)
Chip n pin 😂
Queen Mother likeness in first story !! Why do you bother with Kipling, Doyle, Benson and Montague when you could make a fortune with these gems??? Wonderfully godawful as usual. The Buddy Holly thing was just about the worst thing I ever heard btw.
Haha! The Buddy Holly story was terrible 😂
Oooh I've been looking forward to the next one of these!! As dearly as I love a standard narration from you, I especially relish the specials. :) Can't wait to listen tonight ❤
Why did they put the kettle on? To prove they're English.🫖