Usually if you move in a determined direction, and don't dodle, you can get by with just a hiss thrown at you. It's the hesitation that leads to attacks
Interestingly enough they do throw those wings like fists. I have seen ganders lock up with one another and just exchange left and right hooks until one of them gave up. Happens pre breeding season when the ganders are trying to claim the best geese, but they will throw hands year round if u mess with em, goose or gander
@@quinntonb1626 Jogging on this same path another day with my dog on an extendable leash, my dog charged toward the baby geese near the water just off the path. The mama (I think) goose ran back at my small dog who tried to run away from the goose. The goose jumped on my dog’s back and proceeded to flap its wings on my dog. It was pretty funny actually, and my dog didn’t charge toward any of them any more for several months until I guess she finally forgot about it happening.
If you simply tell the goose "Hey I am not interested in stealing or eating your children ma'am", they will politely apologize and let you go on with your day
@@DR-re8tp I am around Canada Geese and other geese regularly and they're super friendly to me, because I am in the first place. Love them. Powerful intelligent clever smart critters, very social, too
In the way, it doesn’t surprise me because, even though my children are my stepchildren, I would gladly give my life up for them. It’s a….. Primal thing for most parents.
I bet most animals freak out and get aggressive to protect their young. But most animals are reclusive sissies and we don't see this. Canada Geese will raise kids anywhere, and if you mess with 'em, well I hope you got good health insurance!
A goose hissed at me while I was trying to save it, its partner and their baby goslings from getting run over in traffic. They were running around in an intersection and ended up in the middle of a two way lane. Luckily, I was wearing my reflective road gear because I was riding my bike in the rain and managed to quickly get them to the other side. No goslings dead or hurt.
We have a bird conservation area and a few years back a mama goose was babysitting all the goslings. She came over for some seed with about 20 babies in tow. All over our feet and nibbling seeds. It was a great day! I still have the video ❤
@@patrickb-man1309 100% don't let geese intimidate you! Lol, I see a lot off ppl get scared cuz they think they will break your bones... their bones are hollow so I find it very hard to believe this 😂 unless you can tell they are on their eggs you can get close to them! Shared lunch with some the other day lol seemed like nice people.
@@polygamygaming7526fear of pain is a good deterrent. being fierce can convince a potential enemy you're not worth fighting. kinda like "I know you can kill me, but if you try you won't escape unscathed. Are you prepared for that? if not, back off". other examples I can think of are cats being able to chase off a bear or most animals avoiding wasps by the way, a goose can cause significant damage with a powerful wing slap or a bite with their jagged beaks (I'm not kidding, look up goose teeth. i know they aren't real teeth but ouch 😂)
@@jw2442 do you flee from an angry cat or a wasp because you aren't hungry 😂 lack of hunger could possibly contribute to why a bear would run, but I personally don't think it's the main reason
Pretty friendly based off my experience. I once went on a walk and the geese straight up came out of the water and ran full speed at me for no reason. Keep in mind the trail is about 2 semitrucks away from the water. She was a mean ass bird.
That happened to me one time. I was walking to the train station on my way to work & walked past a family of Geese. The mama goose started hissing at me then it started to fly at me & pecked me a couple times.
I guess it didn’t Attack as you kinda ran up to it at a very close distance. In order to prevent goose attacks you much literally run up to it as if your attacking it. It does know you are bigger than it.
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I'm surprised you got that close to the babies without an attack
Usually if you move in a determined direction, and don't dodle, you can get by with just a hiss thrown at you.
It's the hesitation that leads to attacks
@@Graycata I got attacked on my motorcycle once just going in a straight line lol. Probably hurt itself I just kept going.
trash rats.
Prob bc he was running
I’ve been attacked many - their pecks are mere pinch that human give you / defenseless animals -
*Hiss back, don't show fear..they can smell fear*
lol
“Hisss…..”
Wait, that was with dogs, RUN!!!
uh ackshually birds have a very weak sense of smell ☝️🤓
Why scared of goose fr just kick it in neck amd it says goodbye to u with fragile bones
Goose: HEY HEY HEY, STAY AWAY FROM MY BABIES!!!
"You shall not pa- oh crap he's fast"
😂
That's a weird looking snake birb 🤔
Cool elle voulait juste dire bonjour😊😊
Its a cobrachicken!!!😮
Oh my since when was a hiss dangerous -
@HelenaMikas
Who said it was dangerous?
Don't get so close next time.
You’re not the boss of me. 😉
Imagine he fell on it
It probably had fast enough reflexes to jump out of my way if I fell. 🤷🏻♂️
Wow 😂😂
The goose POV: look at me I'm famous
He raised his wings like it was saying "you want sum??!!"
I didn't know a mother goose is a he
She/her, please respect pronouns
Interestingly enough they do throw those wings like fists. I have seen ganders lock up with one another and just exchange left and right hooks until one of them gave up. Happens pre breeding season when the ganders are trying to claim the best geese, but they will throw hands year round if u mess with em, goose or gander
@@quinntonb1626
Jogging on this same path another day with my dog on an extendable leash, my dog charged toward the baby geese near the water just off the path. The mama (I think) goose ran back at my small dog who tried to run away from the goose. The goose jumped on my dog’s back and proceeded to flap its wings on my dog.
It was pretty funny actually, and my dog didn’t charge toward any of them any more for several months until I guess she finally forgot about it happening.
@@Wall_flowerit's a dad idiot a dad hisses moms are lazy fat bitchs
That thing was 100% ready to throw
Throw -hands- flaps
They always ready, if they were our size, they would be more dangerous than Hippos and Lions.
@@GipsyDanger8934imagine Odette in swan mode would beat the shit out of you if you’re not careful
...its opponent in the unforgiving waters of the lake.
The wild cobra chickens are at it again
Hahahahahahaha whahahat the actual Frick 😂😂
COBRA CHICKENS 😂😂
Thanks for the idea, I shall start calling them that.
*_COBRA CHICKENS_*
That's what they are.
Daddy Goose: I know you want my kids!
Jogger: No. I don't.
If you simply tell the goose "Hey I am not interested in stealing or eating your children ma'am", they will politely apologize and let you go on with your day
That's the mother at the front. The babies follow her not him.
@@Ribbo its actually the opposite for the canadian goose, a lot of people get it mixed up.
@@bigbirdyboizyou’re right. Swans too. Fathers take the offensive while mothers stay behind and guard.
Goose: DON'T MAKE ME USE MY WINGS OF FURY!
Im convinced this was a raptor millions of years ago 🤣
Well birds ARE the only living dinosaurs today so...
*You ain't wrong.*
They are modern day dinosaurs. Geese rule!
Velociraptor
Nah bro those things hunted raptors back in the day… fricken cobra chickens 😒
@@DR-re8tp I am around Canada Geese and other geese regularly and they're super friendly to me, because I am in the first place. Love them. Powerful intelligent clever smart critters, very social, too
It amazes me how so many species of wildlife are brave and willing enough to take on something that's minimum 10 times it's size to protect family.
In the way, it doesn’t surprise me because, even though my children are my stepchildren, I would gladly give my life up for them. It’s a….. Primal thing for most parents.
It's like "STOP! YIELD TO US!"
Stop saying they’re mean!
They are just misunderstood!
They are protective parents ❤
The fact the babies had no problems with you tho is hilarious
Exactly, they were completely oblivious that anything was wrong during that entire interaction
Geese are like paranoid schizophrenics.
Lol...true
I bet most animals freak out and get aggressive to protect their young. But most animals are reclusive sissies and we don't see this. Canada Geese will raise kids anywhere, and if you mess with 'em, well I hope you got good health insurance!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s because they’re super protective of their young. Just like a lot of animals.
They are really introverted where I live lol
He's like "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT THIS IS A GEESE FAMILY OUTING, RUNNING ISNT PERMITTED"
This happened to me multiple times while bike riding yesterday 😂
Duck: hey leave my babies alone!
@@lennoxbh1102 it a goose unless you were joking
Egyptian geese also like that they just walk away and look at you like why did you do that for
😂😂😂 who tf cares what he said @@kaijufan0014
This is very wholesome like Mama's protecting babies
It's the male that does. They're the ones that hiss
@@soluslightblast8302pretty sure the female ones do it too
@@keyanamurray4144 The Canada geese most likely to attack are the males.
Thats a good dad protecting his chicks
The human: “sup goose”
The goose: “GET AWAY BRO TRYING TO PROTECT MY BABY”
bro was ready to throw hands
*Broette*
Bro thinks he’s Daffy Duck 💀
Mother goose: YOU WANNA 1V1 M--
Oh, i guess not.
LMAO W COMMENT 😂
A goose hissed at me while I was trying to save it, its partner and their baby goslings from getting run over in traffic. They were running around in an intersection and ended up in the middle of a two way lane. Luckily, I was wearing my reflective road gear because I was riding my bike in the rain and managed to quickly get them to the other side. No goslings dead or hurt.
Looks like dad was protecting the family! “Stand back kids. This may get violent.”
Violence is the only thing these evil swans know.
Thats the mom. The dads just chillin
That is a very determined crossing guard.
The goose mom: STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS
Deserves a parent of the year award🎯
Goose: ey, we're walking here...
The goose is saying wtf man get tf outta my way were crossing here buddy!
she's ❤protective
Give That Goose an Oscar
What a fierce bird!
We have a bird conservation area and a few years back a mama goose was babysitting all the goslings. She came over for some seed with about 20 babies in tow. All over our feet and nibbling seeds. It was a great day! I still have the video ❤
UPLOAD IT TF
Yep. I'm sure if you were them you'd do the same thing! ALL ANIMALS LIKE THEM DUCKS, ELEPHANTS, DEER N BABIES DESERVE RESPECT
@keeyonass5127
I don’t understand your point. Are you thinking an animal was disrespected here?
Well, you were running towards they don't know what you had planned lol
Goose about that life
SHE DEFINITELY MEANT BUSINESS, JUST DOING HER JOB. PROTECTING HER LITTLE ONES.LOVE IT
“What’s up Bro?!”
The Cobra chickens are out now I see
goose hissing (Found Footage) 🤣
Guessing that’s what you searched for.
BABIES are like what is going on
DAD SWANG:DONT COME NEAR TO MY BABIES
Mess with the honk? You get the bonk!
If only I had a protective dad like that 😂
They’re better parents than most people that’s for sure.
If only I have a dad...
@@Max.the.dragon Same...
@@MargaritaMagdalena 🫂
@@Max.the.dragon 🤗🤗🤗
Lmaooo he was saying “hey hey heyyyy red light dont u see the babies crossing”😂😂😂😂😂
If y’all run into a goose and it hisses, either just mind your day like this dude or hiss back, show dominance
Love how he has his wings out.
"Fellas I'm just passin By"
Shouldve played the pokemon battle music
Wonderful mother
Picks her up and runs away. Gooslings start following.
Geese are funny birds
The trick is to blink very slowly, and try to mimic the way they bob their heads. A slow blink to a lot of animals usually means "I mean you no harm."
“Hey, hey, hey, get away from my KIDZZZZUH”
"Hey D watchya doin at my side of the 'hood" want sum o this??
i’ve been hissed at by a goose even though it had no kids.
it’s fucking scary.
The cobra chickens out in force in the park eh? Lolol I love em.
I like how you ran right past 😂
I had a mission and saw no need to stop. Lol
@@patrickb-man1309 100% don't let geese intimidate you! Lol, I see a lot off ppl get scared cuz they think they will break your bones... their bones are hollow so I find it very hard to believe this 😂 unless you can tell they are on their eggs you can get close to them! Shared lunch with some the other day lol seemed like nice people.
@@polygamygaming7526fear of pain is a good deterrent. being fierce can convince a potential enemy you're not worth fighting. kinda like "I know you can kill me, but if you try you won't escape unscathed. Are you prepared for that? if not, back off". other examples I can think of are cats being able to chase off a bear or most animals avoiding wasps
by the way, a goose can cause significant damage with a powerful wing slap or a bite with their jagged beaks (I'm not kidding, look up goose teeth. i know they aren't real teeth but ouch 😂)
@@silverfox9004
The bear wasn't hungry.
@@jw2442 do you flee from an angry cat or a wasp because you aren't hungry 😂
lack of hunger could possibly contribute to why a bear would run, but I personally don't think it's the main reason
Geese: stay away from my children
is that supposed to intimidate me?
I'M HIGHER IN THE FOOD CHAIN!!!
That's a good parent right there
Them ain't babies, those teenagers... 😂
And he was the only one to survive from goose
Next time wear steel toes and well you know the rest 😅
🐍🐍🐍🐍
That kind of sounds like a cat
I honestly dont know why city issues extermination or something. I . Ahem i mean humans have right to not get harassed jst for enjoyment park
@FrostyBytesfinally someone who sees truth
Protecting Family, Dude🦢🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
He should of jogged around her. Its obvious this person has no respect for animals!
@mareecarlick3467
I am this person. You don’t know anything about me, especially if you think that.
I am suddenly getting all kinds of Canada Goose videos.
That's because it's gosling season. In the US at least
Man the geese in Canada are nuts
Pretty friendly based off my experience. I once went on a walk and the geese straight up came out of the water and ran full speed at me for no reason. Keep in mind the trail is about 2 semitrucks away from the water. She was a mean ass bird.
lol… that would have been an interesting sight
That happened to me one time. I was walking to the train station on my way to work & walked past a family of Geese. The mama goose started hissing at me then it started to fly at me & pecked me a couple times.
It`s good to see that despite our best efforts to pave over the planet , there is still wild life surviving .
There is a mind boggling amount of untouched land all over the planet.
😂❤️😍! So cute and vicious😂
Finally someone who appreciates it. Lol
I’ve been getting a string of unnecessary negative comments before this one. 🍻
Kanada gose❤
Having few goslings just proves the parents' point of defending their children
Utter nonsense 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓
next time stay the F away from us... Mess with the honk and get the bonk
**stares blankly at comment, profile pic, and username, shakes head, then logs off app**
NBA YOUNGGOOSE 🫵🏾😭
Buena mamá❤
I like how the babies weren’t even scared😂
You're by their babies and they have limited habitat now so
Ok
So, I would have given them a wider berth!
….ok
Behold the cobra chicken
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Geese really need to get the memo that "don't start nothin, won't be nothin."
Could have passed the family with a verbal greeting by saying "how you doing (A)"
He could have ran to the other side instead of filming them and almost running into the,. He’s a disrespectful jerk!
@@Whatnok is your name Gianna?, and this world needs more souls with your vision of decency manifested as common sense......¿
@@Whatnok yea…… no
Maybe if you slowed down... when running by, it might of not gotten nervous. People have no respect or commonsense.
It’s not that serious. I promise. Nobody needs to slow down their jogging speed for a hissing goose.
nah, slowing down could've made him seem interested in the babies
I guess it didn’t Attack as you kinda ran up to it at a very close distance. In order to prevent goose attacks you much literally run up to it as if your attacking it. It does know you are bigger than it.
Everybody gangsta until the cobra chicken/mini dinosaur starts squaring up and hissing
It bowed up real good
Back tf up Shhhhhhhhh