I was in a video game, and these two people were arguing over something. Then one of them said , “you are the type of person to clap when the plane lands” and I’ve been thinking about that a lot
One thing I like about insults like this is you KNOW it's real, and specifically targeted at you. Someone might say, "Haha, you look ugly." but it's not the same as something like "Haha, you look like a distraught bowling pin." It's tailored to you. It's something everyone can now see. It's even worse when they don't even need time to think it up. They looked at you, and immediately saw a bowling pin. You are a bowling pin now. There is no going back. You shall accept defeat, for there is no alternative.
It's always the kids that have only recently discovered how to talk that have the most savage insults, because they don't know any better than to maybe stumble on just the right combination of words to accidentally (or maybe on purpose, we'll never know) create one of the most devastating verbal insults known to the internet. It's like how when you are really good at a fighting game (like street fighter) and you wanna teach your friend how to play it but they haven't ever touched that kind of game, and yet the first round you play against each other, they triple perfect you. It's not that they're talented, it's just that the "bad options" aren't so bad that they never work, and so you're gonna get caught off guard by the newbie using the worst moves on you because since they're the worst moves you might not know how to counter them.
3:53 yup. And the poor guy has to hear this observation every time he leaves the house. ...so once a week. Twice a week if he runs out of groceries! ...three times if he has to go on an adventure with his friends to fight the Anti-Gex.
I'll never forget the time I heard this guy walking next to me on his phone say, "That's just because you're not thinking straight, you cold corndog" Now I really wanna know what the rest of the conversation was
My favorite book was adapted into a shitty, low budget TV show. What tf is the point of making a crime show based on a book if you're going to literally change the killer. You know, the point of the entire goddamm book?? Yes I am VERY mad about what they did to one of us is lying
@@Hyunjins_Wife_22 Meddling execs not wanting to even approach the S word for fear of either bad ratings or not being allowed on network TV, that's my guess why that happened. All the same, it sucks.
@@44R0Ndin I see what you mean but in the show they literally talk about suicide as a suspicion and then rule it out? I really don't know why, maybe still because they couldn't have a character actually do it but it could still be mentioned? I'm not sure
5:24 dunno if this is unironic but he DID play Super Hornio in that one pr0n movie. This is Ron Jeremy btw, a pr0n veteran. Kids, DO NOT search that ;)
3:06 - I'm a huge Blind Guardian fan (the band Hansi Kürsch is the vocalist for) and a bunch of my friends and I were anxiously waiting outside the venue for one of their first ever shows in the US. We saw a scraggly-looking guy walking towards, so we all gave him some space (Worcester, MA is kind of a rathole, especially back in 2002). We then saw him go into the loading bay in the venue, and one of my friends cried out, "THAT HOMELESS DUDE WAS HANSI!!!" But yeah, he cleaned himself up and now looks like he wants to sell you car insurance. Which is a far cry from his actual job, which is writing power metal about the absolute *nerdiest* topics imaginable.
Why has it taken me this long to get into Cuphead...and realize the background music is mostly Cuphead and some Undertale / deltarune osts in all of these...
There are good cheap parts, but they're also the same parts that came on your car from the factory. They spend a lot of money to make those parts as cheap as possible while still meeting a minimum standard. That's what engineering is all about. But I agree, nobody likes the sound of an I-4 with a straight-pipe exhaust. Thankfully NY state inspections now prevent mechanics from passing vehicles that have exhaust louder than stock, so I personally don't have to deal with it (and as an auto mechanic I have a part in preventing people from making that particular bad decision). There is such a thing as a high performance, but good sounding exhaust for an I-4. It just costs more than the straight pipe exhaust.
You don't understand. I am crying. Jordan Peterson really out here looking like a dollar store, discount, nowhere near as attractive Jeremy Irons and sounding like if Kermit had a smoking problem.
So get this. I was playing a game yesterday, and this other player was using nearly base-level equipment in a high level mission. I proceeded to ask him if his favorite flavor of ice cream was vanilla and if white bread was too spicy for him. After the mission was over, he sent me a friend request.
You guys are the best. Thank you emkay for helping me. Whenever I watch you guys/gals, you make me feel less stressed. Thank you so much and keep on being 2.98 million people's favorites.
I've actually seen that happen, they boiled water in an aluminum pot on a gas stove and then they forgot about it and the water boiled away and the pot literally melted. So yes, you can in fact "burn water".
Its to late for me... Percy Jackson was already turned into TWO crappy movies a couple years ago... *BUT...* PERCY JACKSON SHALL *RETURN AS A SHOW ON DISNEY+*
Love Lexi-kitty so much!! All the narrators are phenomenal and stand out in their own way but she just adds a little something extra, IMO.
Hmm
im a chad I don't like him
@@LIMITLESS2774 wow no one cares
He’s a she?
@@Staeve64 yes, she’s a she.
“You’re so open-minded that your brain fell out” is 100% an insult that I need to add to my repertoire.
"went into their brain, said "open plan!" and removed every load-bearing wall" needs to go in my repertoire!
I was in a video game, and these two people were arguing over something. Then one of them said , “you are the type of person to clap when the plane lands” and I’ve been thinking about that a lot
oh something like that happened to me but he just called the other person a "half eaten raw dino nugget"
@@isappycracks is it oh, sir? by any chance?
You are in a game! Please name the game!
@@BaguetteTheMan I'm assuming they meant playing a game..
Lol thats brilliant
One thing I like about insults like this is you KNOW it's real, and specifically targeted at you. Someone might say, "Haha, you look ugly." but it's not the same as something like "Haha, you look like a distraught bowling pin." It's tailored to you. It's something everyone can now see. It's even worse when they don't even need time to think it up. They looked at you, and immediately saw a bowling pin. You are a bowling pin now. There is no going back. You shall accept defeat, for there is no alternative.
well said
That's what makes it so hard-hitting.
As a fellow toilet destroyer I can confirm the exorcism thing
Hm yes, 69th like
How long does it help for? Is it like a monthly depo, or like a medication gotta take 3 times a dsy
@James Cheddar it's most likely just a floater. It happens, especially that my flusher doesn't work properly
@@tatiana4050 I recommend scheduling an appointment with your exorcist bi-weekly
All of these were absolute violations and I'm here for it. Especially the stray cat one. Legendary.
It's always the kids that have only recently discovered how to talk that have the most savage insults, because they don't know any better than to maybe stumble on just the right combination of words to accidentally (or maybe on purpose, we'll never know) create one of the most devastating verbal insults known to the internet.
It's like how when you are really good at a fighting game (like street fighter) and you wanna teach your friend how to play it but they haven't ever touched that kind of game, and yet the first round you play against each other, they triple perfect you.
It's not that they're talented, it's just that the "bad options" aren't so bad that they never work, and so you're gonna get caught off guard by the newbie using the worst moves on you because since they're the worst moves you might not know how to counter them.
@@44R0Ndin ...good to know...?
I'm glad Lexi's still doing videos.
Same. Sometimes, when it’s been a while, I get worried she quit or something.
Same
3:53 yup. And the poor guy has to hear this observation every time he leaves the house.
...so once a week. Twice a week if he runs out of groceries!
...three times if he has to go on an adventure with his friends to fight the Anti-Gex.
I once called someone the human equivalent of Comic Sans.
This subreddit always has the best insults to make people laugh
“I hope you drown”
“I hope your dad comes back”
That’s the best insult I have ever heard, what’s worse is their dad is dead 💀💀💀
Day 59 of asking Emkay for a collab between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators
That would be legendary
Mason!!!
They cant! They live in different time zones
@@ver8592 That’s a pretty lame reason.
@@Justaguy689 yea
I'll never forget the time I heard this guy walking next to me on his phone say, "That's just because you're not thinking straight, you cold corndog" Now I really wanna know what the rest of the conversation was
It also implies warm corndogs think straighter than cold corndogs.
It's always weird to see Fire Emblem stuff on a subreddit that isn't gaming or FE related
For the last guy: "I'm eight inches taller than Danny DeVito".
0:21 Honestly, half of Felix's supports fit here. He just hates everyone. Lol
Nah, he's just a tsundere lmao but I love him
I love it when Lexi narrates it just mentally pleasing when Lexi laughs
0:21 is classic Felix. God. I love him so much. He's one of my absolute favourite Blue Lions.
My favorite book was adapted into a shitty, low budget TV show. What tf is the point of making a crime show based on a book if you're going to literally change the killer. You know, the point of the entire goddamm book?? Yes I am VERY mad about what they did to one of us is lying
I haven't even read that book, but seriously?!
@@metarcee2483 yep. (Spoilers ahead) in the book he killed himself, but for some reason they gave him a completely unrelated murderer in the series??
@@Hyunjins_Wife_22 Meddling execs not wanting to even approach the S word for fear of either bad ratings or not being allowed on network TV, that's my guess why that happened.
All the same, it sucks.
@@44R0Ndin I see what you mean but in the show they literally talk about suicide as a suspicion and then rule it out? I really don't know why, maybe still because they couldn't have a character actually do it but it could still be mentioned? I'm not sure
I hear Lexi's voice, and ny day went from great to best day ever.
4:57 damn little kids are vicious
1:45 foxy looks traumatized, Bonnie looks like he’s on cr@ck, Chica just looks out of it, and Freddy looks like he’s done with everything and everyone
5:24 dunno if this is unironic but he DID play Super Hornio in that one pr0n movie. This is Ron Jeremy btw, a pr0n veteran. Kids, DO NOT search that ;)
4:56 first grader- call an ambulance… but not for me
Feels so great to wake up at 12am and find a brand new EmKay video.
5:24 is that Ron Jeremy, LOL.
3:06 - I'm a huge Blind Guardian fan (the band Hansi Kürsch is the vocalist for) and a bunch of my friends and I were anxiously waiting outside the venue for one of their first ever shows in the US. We saw a scraggly-looking guy walking towards, so we all gave him some space (Worcester, MA is kind of a rathole, especially back in 2002). We then saw him go into the loading bay in the venue, and one of my friends cried out, "THAT HOMELESS DUDE WAS HANSI!!!"
But yeah, he cleaned himself up and now looks like he wants to sell you car insurance. Which is a far cry from his actual job, which is writing power metal about the absolute *nerdiest* topics imaginable.
7:39 that person honestly reminds me more of the monster in monsters Inc that had the colour and scream sucked out of him by Randell's machine
NOBODY DISS ON MY BOI KERMIT, HE IS A SOAP LOVING MASTERPIECE
4:47 dont do all might like that
Fun fact: The second half of the username at 6:03 means Lichi Queen
Why has it taken me this long to get into Cuphead...and realize the background music is mostly Cuphead and some Undertale / deltarune osts in all of these...
4:55 what the hell was op reading on Wattpad
"Why do some of them just sound like hollow diarrhea?" Well, there's good parts, and there's cheap parts. There are no good cheap parts.
There are good cheap parts, but they're also the same parts that came on your car from the factory.
They spend a lot of money to make those parts as cheap as possible while still meeting a minimum standard. That's what engineering is all about.
But I agree, nobody likes the sound of an I-4 with a straight-pipe exhaust.
Thankfully NY state inspections now prevent mechanics from passing vehicles that have exhaust louder than stock, so I personally don't have to deal with it (and as an auto mechanic I have a part in preventing people from making that particular bad decision).
There is such a thing as a high performance, but good sounding exhaust for an I-4. It just costs more than the straight pipe exhaust.
@@44R0Ndin Exactly 👍
I just thought that some people break their mufflers on purpose.
lol im watching this video while snacking on some herby fetta and crackers.... yeah it aint easy bein cheesy-addicted
as a greek, i approve the attempt to pronounce stefanos tsitsipas' name
Lexi is ABSOLUTELY my favourite EmKay narrator, Lexi is the best ❤️ 💯% ❤️
I was laughing at "you look summarized" for 5 minutes straight 😭
for those of you who dont know, thats cermit the dog in the thumbnail and that description of him describes his entire existence
an cermet and an paesh and an marpel
@@ravenvelvet69 yep. a cermet a paesh and a marple
2:24 honestly that’s what i do when i’m struggling make ramen spaghetti with spam
2:30 Lexi:"who is this homie?!"
me: "its homie D. clown"
7:28 One is smiling for the first time, the others smile is pained.
You don't understand. I am crying. Jordan Peterson really out here looking like a dollar store, discount, nowhere near as attractive Jeremy Irons and sounding like if Kermit had a smoking problem.
I JUST REALISED THAT THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND IS FROM UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE!?
Now I like Em even more
4:19 "I don't know what event this is" Lexi look at the wallpaper
“i hope the veterinarian doesn’t have a treatment for your dog”
I love this subreddit there's something new every video
2:19 *the italians are angry... RUN!*
2,580 hours in GTFO? Editor Kenny, do you need help? Who hurt you?
I am very good at the game :)
This subreddit is amazing! ^w^
Omg the one with all might nearly ended me😂😂😂
I TOOK A BREAK RIGHT AFTER I DID AN SYLVAIN AND FELIX SUPPORT AND I STILL SAW THEM
Kermy in the thumbnail and a Kermit the frog reference in the first post lol.
I still miss JennaMarbles.
So get this. I was playing a game yesterday, and this other player was using nearly base-level equipment in a high level mission. I proceeded to ask him if his favorite flavor of ice cream was vanilla and if white bread was too spicy for him. After the mission was over, he sent me a friend request.
Vanilla is not basic, it's a very rare spice... It's just the best taste and smell you'll ever get around
Vanilla is exotic as fuck, and I wish people would stop slandering it.
I wish I was creative enough to make insults like this
Day 3 of asking Robin to say "WHATS POPPIN IM ROBIN AND IM SOBBIN CAUSE WE ARE LOOKING AT (insert subreddit that he hates)"
8:00 Ah, Dead by Daylight
That was a very good Felix impression
3:54 also OHMYGODLEXI'SHEARDOFSCOTTTHEWOZ!!!
I'm sorry, the mincraft villager insult really got me, am dieing of laughter!
Woh Woh woh miss. You can't say those things about a car. She sounds beautiful. It's actually art.
You guys are the best. Thank you emkay for helping me. Whenever I watch you guys/gals, you make me feel less stressed. Thank you so much and keep on being 2.98 million people's favorites.
0:01 my phone glitched so ot sounded like you said "Kermit the Fro-o-o-o-o-o-og"
4:21 dude was insulting Hikaru Nakamura one of the greatest chess players ever
7:27 heard that exact same comment said about Mary k and ashley
“you’d probably boil water wrong”
I've actually seen that happen, they boiled water in an aluminum pot on a gas stove and then they forgot about it and the water boiled away and the pot literally melted.
So yes, you can in fact "burn water".
3:30 hit me right in the Dresden Files
Love the thumbnail. Cermit 😛 miss Jenna Marbles a lot
2:24 I'm stealing that if I ever meet an Italian I don't like
the thumbnail was beautiful. Soap chomper has been dropped on the floor.
I love when Lexi narrates
4:08 as someone born in 2008 I feel worse than that guy looks
7:34 they both look like the Adoring Fan NPC
OMG LEXI'S VOICE MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Its to late for me... Percy Jackson was already turned into TWO crappy movies a couple years ago...
*BUT...*
PERCY JACKSON SHALL *RETURN AS A SHOW ON DISNEY+*
Hey yall Scott here
noooo not kermit!! 😭
That thumbnail..... IT'S CERMET HE'S ALIVE!!!!
AYYY! The editor is a fellow heister!
2:45 Were they talking about Zoro from One Piece? lol
5:10
But I could imagine the kid meaning “because you go around and do whatever you want.” 😂
5:25 this dude looks like dollar store machete.
facecamping tunneling wraibot probably refers to toxic killers in the game Dead by Daylight
Uh so at 7:33 did they model the branch from the trolls to look like both these twins?
when did Ms. Piggy ask for divorce from Kermit?
3:40 DAMN! thats murder by words
Oh I love this subreddit!
4:15 he's Jason brody far cry 3
7:33 they look like they were not meant to have faces
they look painted on that's it
Thanks to you legends I'm addicted to reddit.
we have come for your N E C T A R
6:55
He looks like a character model from GTA San Andreas.
Hey guys love your vids like usual and some fanart is coming soon. Thanks for the videos they make my life a little bit better
I saw Kermit in the thumbnail and immediately missed Jenna.
I love FNAF....and....yeeaah Bonnie do be lookin a bit cracked out ;u;
Anyone also watch emkay vids on 2x speed?
0:22 what game is this from??? It looks cool.
we have come for your memes
1:56 LMAO!
Ahh Some Rare insults To Please My Insulating Brain