Hey, a fun fact! Did you know that bees don't actually know they're going to die when they sting humans? They sting other creatures and bugs, and they live afterwards. The reason they die after stinging us is because our skin is so much thicker than what they're used to and made for. They'll sting a human, thinking they'll be fine afterwards, then they rip not only their stingers out, but their "intestines" or "innards" can come out too. It's a pretty nasty death, but they're definitely not stinging people all willy-nilly like bee kamikazes. They just don't know they're going to be eviscerated.
Once again it is my time to shine on that little bit of trauma that I still happen to have whenever someone mentions the word "bee bomb" about the time my little brother caught a bunch of bees in a gum container and threw them at me yelling "bee bomb" [it was summer at the time so they weren't hibernating or anything, and he was four, I don't understand how a four-year-old managed to get ahold of so many bees (around 20)]
Ahold of them, my man how'd he shove 20 stinging bees into a gum container without falling for his own trap and getting stung so many times he looks like a cheese puff?
You guys are the best. Thank you EmKay for helping me. Whenever I watch you guys/gals, you make me feel less stressed. Thank you so much and keep on being 2.98 million people's favorites. Also, Robin's my favorite.
4:46 out of all brand new sentences in this video, this one was by far the most ludicrous array of words i have ever taken time out of my existence on this celestial object to observe.
thank you for another video! this really made my day as today is the day we had to put my dog down. she was a 15 year old border collie, and she lived a happy and full life. sadly she was in a lot of pain for the last year, but I'm glad she can rest easy now.
Day 44 of asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
Oh.. oh wow. The final fantasy thing rlly made it here? Well here's a summary for context: ffxiv has a lot of virtual clubs, some offer nsfw things like virtual courtesans. The server known as the ERP central has a particular club who took things way too far, by purchasing not one but THREE real life billboards advertising their party. There was some things on the billboards that violated ToS, and it is likely these people will be banned and/or taken to court by square enix. This made the whole roleplay/erp community really nervous bc they don't want square to ban these activities (currently allowed in private w consenting adults). Lots of non-roleplayers went to that server to gawk and bully people, hence the cat girl army blockade "protecting" everyone. Yes the entire community, roleplayers or not, is embarrassed and also cackling at the stupidity of the billboards. Anyways it's a fun game don't let this define it lmao
I'm guessing the Shakespeare one was talking about the actor playing Shakespeare in a community theatre production of the musical Something Rotten, not the playwright himself.
0:47 I actually had a house burn down (not all the way but the whole back part was gone) because the propane tank to the grill exploded anD THE MINT IN THE BACKYARD LIVED WHAT IS IT MADE OF WHO SENT IT
oooo homeowners associations. i will keep my grass short, or remove it entirely, and i will keep my fence painted, put if i have a decoration on my porch and some bitch i've never seen in my life tries to tell me i cant have them, i will turn them into a porch decoration.
People are going to nursing home so young these days, my dad is 76 and still living life as if he was still 40. But I know 45 year olds in nursing homes which is quite sad to see.
7:01 My brain automatically filled in the rest of this before he actually read it, and for some stupid ass reason, I read this as: These days even my nipples won’t make eye contact with me.
Montezuma's revenge is a colloquial name for travellers' diarrhea, a collection of diarrheal diseases usually caused by bacteria; also known as Delhi belly.
4:55 The world Balmung on the Data Center Crystal wich is the Communitys ERP world got a lot of traffic after the Devs introduced Data Center Travel. Some Fem Miqo'te took "control" of the Aetherite there (don't go there if you actualy want to play the game seriously don't. There is so much degeneracy especialy in Ul'dah)
everytime i hop across the pond to see how the US servers are going.........every server is just degen Balmung 100x worse but like my god. You guys in the US ok???
I am not a US player (thank the twelve) i am a EU player. I just occasionally play on US DCs (mainly Primal) because i got a few homies there and we decided to find out how bad Balmung was. Holy fuck never did we delete our characters so fast
It's because of people like the Morbius memers that we never get to enjoy anything in the movie industry as we should be reasonably allowed to without being overwhelmingly negatively criticized for it ever. It's a whole new level of cyber bullying, quite frankly.
Try to be a glow worm? I would love to hide in a dark room and avoid people! Have you ever seen a glow worm cave? I have, and it takes a bit of work to get into the cave, and it is dark and quiet, just like I like my bedroom.
I saw the title of this vid and immediately had a flashback to an old Sabrina the Teenage Witch episode--and if that doesn't show you I'm on the older side of the Millennial spectrum, I don't know what does, 'cause I'm talking about the Melissa Joan Hart version of the show--where Sabrina and Harvey were studying together and kept saying, "Mitosis is..." XD
Hey, a fun fact! Did you know that bees don't actually know they're going to die when they sting humans? They sting other creatures and bugs, and they live afterwards. The reason they die after stinging us is because our skin is so much thicker than what they're used to and made for. They'll sting a human, thinking they'll be fine afterwards, then they rip not only their stingers out, but their "intestines" or "innards" can come out too. It's a pretty nasty death, but they're definitely not stinging people all willy-nilly like bee kamikazes. They just don't know they're going to be eviscerated.
That wasn't a fun fact at all...
@@cactiman6593 lol no, I guess it isn't.
Once again it is my time to shine on that little bit of trauma that I still happen to have whenever someone mentions the word "bee bomb" about the time my little brother caught a bunch of bees in a gum container and threw them at me yelling "bee bomb" [it was summer at the time so they weren't hibernating or anything, and he was four, I don't understand how a four-year-old managed to get ahold of so many bees (around 20)]
Magic. Your brother is a sorcerer.
Did... did they do anything to you? Are you ok?
Ahold of them, my man how'd he shove 20 stinging bees into a gum container without falling for his own trap and getting stung so many times he looks like a cheese puff?
“Let’s move on” **video ends**
Ah yes. That is how you move on from something. Stop doing everything completely
Thank you, you have spoiled me the video.
Robin would probably launch a crusade if anyone tries to take his cheese away from him and i'll totally support and fund that.
That's the only thing that I want my tax dollars to go to if not potholes then robins cheese fund
Same. I can’t even imagine trying to eat macaroni without the cheese
The funny thing is me and my friends have a skyrim cheese joke together
Bro I'd be a Frontline
@@user-ob1nm7lt2w oh please I built a temple worshiping cheese in minecraft
12:29 There have been people evicted by HOAs. Kicked out of what is now the HOA's new property! How in the hell can that be legal??
“Hey *iphone* , can you explain mitosis?”
“Sure thing, *customer* !”
**employee begins to distort horrifically**
@infiniteplanes5775 **customer cries in fear**
As a Poison Ivy stan, I in fact would appreciate her killing me to save a dandelion
You are down outrageous.
I mean, she had a romance with Harley. Therefore, she cares about some animals, right?
the reason that water is so good at 3am is because not alot of water is being drank serverwide and it lags less when moving
Can I just... screenshot this and send it to people with absolutely no context?
"Why does it need protection from anyone?"
FFXIV players knowing it all started with a single billboard.
We know the pain.
You guys are the best. Thank you EmKay for helping me. Whenever I watch you guys/gals, you make me feel less stressed. Thank you so much and keep on being 2.98 million people's favorites.
Also, Robin's my favorite.
the level of called out I feel by 5:33 is astronomical and I don't appreciate it.
Meow😺
Same
you put my thoughts into words lol
Same, but replace ice coffee with ungodly amounts of vodka
4:46 out of all brand new sentences in this video, this one was by far the most ludicrous array of words i have ever taken time out of my existence on this celestial object to observe.
Those meteorites are just a foreshadowing of the approach of Deoxys. Better find Rayquaza.....
one of my friends yelled "WHY ISNT THERE ANY GLOOBERSOITS HERE" then he broke down i still dont know whats a gloobersoit
My dumbass read this as "Globetrotters" and my first thought was "ah yes Futurama"
@@SomedudeonTH-camB the fuck is futurama let me look it up I MISSPELLED IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@isappycracks It's the show I watch instead of going to therapy dude lmao
@@isappycracks Seriously tho, it's great if you like sci-fi and comedy mixed together. There are comics as well
"Let's move on."
The video ends.
4:43
I was so not ready for the use of the word, "lexicon," I immediately thought of WordGirl, frick me 😂
Ooh.
You used to watch wordgirl?
Who would win, WordGirl V/S Godzilla?
@@Punky_TallKnightStan Legit no clue
@@indofan1708 who would win?
@@indofan1708 who.
I wanna see a reality show where he goes to prison.
I wanna see a reality show where he goes to prison
I wanna see a reality show where he goes to prison.
thank you for another video! this really made my day as today is the day we had to put my dog down. she was a 15 year old border collie, and she lived a happy and full life. sadly she was in a lot of pain for the last year, but I'm glad she can rest easy now.
This made me look up the definition of mitosis.
Same
What the hell are you 6 or smthn
“…Bruh, what grade are you in?” -Me, just now
@@aaronalkor I learned about it before, though I forgot what it was exactly.
@@captainyulef5845 Fair enough, but it sounded like you were in a grade before we get Biology.
…Do you have Primaries/Secondaries or PreK-12?
Day 44 of asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
Still waiting for them to do this
@@idontknowwhoiambutthesexgoeson I remember you lolol
@@dhepo2 e
@Wolfgang van Beethoven same.
But hey,he has the DeeLee Channel and also the Damien Lee Channel tho
Sup dude
These words have given me the inspiration to get a new brain. My current one can't understand these digital hieroglyphics.
Oh.. oh wow. The final fantasy thing rlly made it here? Well here's a summary for context: ffxiv has a lot of virtual clubs, some offer nsfw things like virtual courtesans. The server known as the ERP central has a particular club who took things way too far, by purchasing not one but THREE real life billboards advertising their party. There was some things on the billboards that violated ToS, and it is likely these people will be banned and/or taken to court by square enix. This made the whole roleplay/erp community really nervous bc they don't want square to ban these activities (currently allowed in private w consenting adults). Lots of non-roleplayers went to that server to gawk and bully people, hence the cat girl army blockade "protecting" everyone. Yes the entire community, roleplayers or not, is embarrassed and also cackling at the stupidity of the billboards.
Anyways it's a fun game don't let this define it lmao
I'm guessing the Shakespeare one was talking about the actor playing Shakespeare in a community theatre production of the musical Something Rotten, not the playwright himself.
The Cambrian period, part of the Paleozoic era, produced the most intense burst of evolution ever known
0:47 I actually had a house burn down (not all the way but the whole back part was gone) because the propane tank to the grill exploded anD THE MINT IN THE BACKYARD LIVED WHAT IS IT MADE OF WHO SENT IT
2:17 man was playing IRL Terraria
He was preparing to fight the wall of prep
A beenade? Heck yes, as a terraria player than man will OBLITERATE the wall of flesh.
7:25 I work at a theater and this comment is an understatement. Lord it was a bad weekend to be alive
7:45
That's Peter Capaldi in the photo though.
6:12 Bard/Warlock multiclass
7:36 That's all 13 bad words! We're telling your mother, Mr. Krabs!
oooo homeowners associations. i will keep my grass short, or remove it entirely, and i will keep my fence painted, put if i have a decoration on my porch and some bitch i've never seen in my life tries to tell me i cant have them, i will turn them into a porch decoration.
"You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky!"
-Senator Armstrong
0:01 Rouxls Kaard would say something like that.
People are going to nursing home so young these days, my dad is 76 and still living life as if he was still 40. But I know 45 year olds in nursing homes which is quite sad to see.
1:53 Oh, PLEASE. Like you haven't had worse discord conversations
2:18 How did he get the bees into the jar to begin with?
7:01 My brain automatically filled in the rest of this before he actually read it, and for some stupid ass reason, I read this as: These days even my nipples won’t make eye contact with me.
Lmao, my HOA just plans fun Halloween get-togethers and makes sure we cut our grass enough so we don't get too many rattlesnakes.
2:20 bro about to make a hellevator, throw a voodoo into lava, and kill the Wall of Flesh, and enter hard mode
Montezuma's revenge is a colloquial name for travellers' diarrhea, a collection of diarrheal diseases usually caused by bacteria; also known as Delhi belly.
2:26 bro made the Beenade from terraria
“At 70 you should be able-bodied enough to not have to worry about that”
*laughs in chronic illness*
4:55
The world Balmung on the Data Center Crystal wich is the Communitys ERP world got a lot of traffic after the Devs introduced Data Center Travel. Some Fem Miqo'te took "control" of the Aetherite there
(don't go there if you actualy want to play the game seriously don't. There is so much degeneracy especialy in Ul'dah)
everytime i hop across the pond to see how the US servers are going.........every server is just degen Balmung 100x worse but like my god.
You guys in the US ok???
I am not a US player (thank the twelve) i am a EU player. I just occasionally play on US DCs (mainly Primal) because i got a few homies there and we decided to find out how bad Balmung was. Holy fuck never did we delete our characters so fast
"if we're all worm
try to be a Glow Worm"
me: sure **rams KMS Admiral Hipper to death**
5:27
I uhh…
I actually fit this description pretty well
Like I’m not even saying this for the joke, I actually fit this description
Saw this somewhere: Mario bowser and Peach are in a poly with a kidnapping and rescue kink. Racing must be their regular stuff
Literally got confused because Lancer's theme is my ringtone and kept pausing the video to try and find who was calling me.
Did you know the hack and slash videogame series No More Heroes in their third installment has a boss fight that is a game of musical chairs?
No.
I made a new sentence: two rocks to the face a fate.
Gay Dumbledore is the reason for the cyan cat.
72 bees inside a hotdog is a hate crime
“Can’t wait to see a bunch of comments on this video” - Robin July 12th, 2022
BABE WAKE UP EMKAY JUST POSTED
I'm awake
6:14 sounds like an amazing D&D homebrew
6:04 I need a gender wizard to trans my gender to the one I see fit.
THE EMKAY CHANNEL IS ALMOST REACHING 3M LET'S HELP THEM REACH 3M!! >:D
7:42 Never thought I'd see "The Thick of It" referenced nowadays.
Me watching Emkay videos to find my own meme: *internal screaming and crying*
0:07 Hey I'm balancing just fine
THE LEGEND
THE MYTH
THE MAN
8:47 should I get a shiny gernivor pfp
Wait, you’re saying I can egg balance on days other than my birthday?
I literally never connected Robin and Suction Cup Man. Now everything makes sense.
1:24 I fucking love being polish
5:17 it was under a post about how to eat a girl out.
4:29 this entire meme has more nonsensical words than a dr seuss book
"ah, yeah, let's move on!" *Video ends*
I love you guys' vids keep up the go work
If school taught us one thing, its That the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the ce-i..I mean Iphone
the more you know
Im mad that the balmung wall found itsway to being covered by Emkay XDD. I've never gone to see the wall im afraid i'll get trapped there.
cold water is pointy
hot water is round
sparking water is spicy
when "moving on" is just ending the video
“Oh ok let’s move on”
*video ends*
‘Hi welcome to the suffering known as Reddit’
r/mademesuffer
That's why Swamp Thing > Poison Ivy
Babe wake up, Emkay just posted
Day 5 of agreeing with you
It's because of people like the Morbius memers that we never get to enjoy anything in the movie industry as we should be reasonably allowed to without being overwhelmingly negatively criticized for it ever. It's a whole new level of cyber bullying, quite frankly.
The fuck is "homeowner association", we don't have that over here
CONGRATS ON ALMOST 3 MILL SUBS!
the ending of this video definitely caught me off guard
4:49 Me after discovering what a thesaurus was for the first time
12:48 "Let's move on" *Doesn't move on*
3:03 must be why theyre called c***roaches
2:16 bro is gonna beat the wall of flesh
Try to be a glow worm? I would love to hide in a dark room and avoid people! Have you ever seen a glow worm cave? I have, and it takes a bit of work to get into the cave, and it is dark and quiet, just like I like my bedroom.
2:23 Terraria moment
6:45 why are they kinda right tho😂😂 bro looks like he's on crystal meth😂😂
This is a brand new video
“Let’s move on” video ends
I knew I wasn't the only one who used the term "Douche Canoe"
I saw the title of this vid and immediately had a flashback to an old Sabrina the Teenage Witch episode--and if that doesn't show you I'm on the older side of the Millennial spectrum, I don't know what does, 'cause I'm talking about the Melissa Joan Hart version of the show--where Sabrina and Harvey were studying together and kept saying, "Mitosis is..." XD
Man really just said “screw it terraria.”
2:19
„Let‘s move on“
Video ends…
7:45 why is there an image of Peter capaldi?? what does he have to do with that title
I was so confused lol
like why is he there?
i'd like someone to say to me the most bizzare and unique sentence i've ever seen
Congrats on 3 mil!
where does robin live where you can buy a house for 200 grand 😭😭
That anime must be so tucking awkward holy christ
Brand new video recommended
I wonder if the super villain Poison ivy ever made love to the superhero swamp thing before in DC comics ever
2:58 I am a Poisson Ivy fan and I am HAPPY to die for her plant!!
Heya EmKay love your vids, always lifts my spirits... especially if I died