Crazy F*** (ft. Laurel Stucky & Vomitron)

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  • @nhwd_10
    @nhwd_10 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Inside the Mind of Simon’s grocery list.

    • @actuallyameliag
      @actuallyameliag 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      if his grocery list is that long, he must be preparing for Stella's return. Oh wait, shes dead. Nevermind.

    • @Funni_Stuff
      @Funni_Stuff 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      ​@@actuallyameliag I mean he is ɘnɒƨni so who knows what that grocery list could be for.

    • @actuallyameliag
      @actuallyameliag 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @Funni_Stuff you've got a point

    • @Chris_winthers
      @Chris_winthers 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Schizophrenia potion

  • @ArloStuff
    @ArloStuff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1410

    Oh I'm way too happy right now.

    • @ICanEditzComicz
      @ICanEditzComicz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Wait... Arlo likes Joe Hawley!?

    • @kauvii
      @kauvii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      waAIT WHAT

    • @Kittiekonfuzed
      @Kittiekonfuzed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Very surprised to see you here

    • @regret_huh
      @regret_huh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ICanEditzComicz He does. He even enjoyed Hawaii: Part ii some time ago.

    • @lieutenantwalrus860
      @lieutenantwalrus860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Holy shit who would've known you are a Hawley fan

  • @morganalexandra6236
    @morganalexandra6236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    So he wrote this song, and then he wrote something as creepy as bring her along and the mind electric. He also wrote something as silly as Banana man. Joe Hawley’s musical skills know no limits.

    • @RandySaturn
      @RandySaturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      The Mind Electric was made before this, Hawaii: Part II was made on 12/12/12, this album was made in 2016.

    • @nymthetyrant
      @nymthetyrant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Man I love this song it reminds me of Toy Food and Word Disassociation combined lmao.

    • @ryrieee
      @ryrieee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RandySaturn the mind electric is way older than hawaii part ii.
      th-cam.com/video/tVUqG9txCic/w-d-xo.html&ab_channel=gabiblake
      according to OP, this cover is from around '06

    • @RandySaturn
      @RandySaturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ryrieee I know, because of course, like your average tally hall fan, I *KNOW* of Inside the Mind of Simon.

    • @Pip200ne
      @Pip200ne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Banana Man is actually a very serious song

  • @KraisonFrameworks
    @KraisonFrameworks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    Why is he shopping in an alley?
    Oh, wait. This guy's from Tally Hall.

    • @asecondhandidentity
      @asecondhandidentity 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Joe Hawley

    • @IncBot
      @IncBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Great observation.

    • @ballpointpen7728
      @ballpointpen7728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @CaptZack1234 joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley

    • @pciphidic
      @pciphidic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Alley Hall

    • @TypicalTip
      @TypicalTip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@asecondhandidentity Joe Alley

  • @crish3445
    @crish3445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    I like how he ends it at oranges since nothing rhymes with it

    • @jasdrawssometimes4660
      @jasdrawssometimes4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Door hinges

    • @jasdrawssometimes4660
      @jasdrawssometimes4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Tropical Ocean YT yeah it's kind of a rarity to find anyone eating them in america but you get get them at certain Asian markets

    • @LingusDaDingus
      @LingusDaDingus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@jasdrawssometimes4660 what the heck orange can be found anywhere in America what do you mean

    • @jasdrawssometimes4660
      @jasdrawssometimes4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LingusDaDingus I’m talking about The Beating

    • @neighborhoodofmemes8486
      @neighborhoodofmemes8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Door hinge

  • @liselegier2537
    @liselegier2537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1036

    I for one cannot get over the Hawaii Part II's staircase in the intro.

    • @Gaven7r
      @Gaven7r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Omg you're right

    • @ChloeSmith-dn8pw
      @ChloeSmith-dn8pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YOUR PROFILE PIC! YOU KNOW ABOUT PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE??

    • @liselegier2537
      @liselegier2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ChloeSmith-dn8pw ahaha yeah it's been one of my favorite films since my teens !

    • @axl256gamesx7
      @axl256gamesx7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah, i think that means something
      I mean
      Where have we seen an insane man imagining a girlfriend
      Oh right

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@axl256gamesx7 Poor Simon

  • @catguymcyarnson9772
    @catguymcyarnson9772 7 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    can't wait to buy weed from my local farmers market

    • @EmeraldFox11
      @EmeraldFox11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you KNOW it

    • @josephsprague218
      @josephsprague218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      im more worried about the amenita muscaria

    • @kerajohnson1922
      @kerajohnson1922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah and hemlock is a poison, most notable for causing the death of Socrates

    • @patologicznypiotrus5638
      @patologicznypiotrus5638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      farmer do double g

    • @toadstoolflat6457
      @toadstoolflat6457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kerajohnson1922 notice how he dies at the end

  • @evan.s8805
    @evan.s8805 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    This is like the spiritual successor to banana man

    • @nostop320
      @nostop320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Evan Is My Name
      wow

    • @jessicalhoffmann4577
      @jessicalhoffmann4577 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Evan Is My Name
      I concur!

    • @artistmeme8103
      @artistmeme8103 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      the banana has eyes on it in the video

    • @ghostpepperwine
      @ghostpepperwine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I heard about how they wrote a song that was practically entirely swear words. This is like cross between that and banana man

    • @TheLuckySpades
      @TheLuckySpades 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In between the 2 would be Mind Electric

  • @nancytangotits
    @nancytangotits ปีที่แล้ว +334

    joe hawley: *writes hawaii part ii - an album telling a complicated & captivating story which can be interpreted multiple ways*
    joe hawley: rapunzel, rapunzel, let down your spaghetti.....

    • @rmrzarrey
      @rmrzarrey ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We have things like Hawaii part ii
      And then this
      I love both.

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous ปีที่แล้ว +4

      aren't you that person that blocked me on twitter?

    • @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny
      @HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@its_ya_girl_soundouswhy do you think it is? Im not saying you deserved it but what beef you 2 got?

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@HeavyWeaponsGuyisHorny I genuinely don't know, I tried to search them up one day for sum but then I saw that I was blocked

    • @ttrueprophet
      @ttrueprophet 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      srsly tho, he's packing chow like confetti...

  • @arrolace
    @arrolace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    *shit is fucking bonkers at the farmers’ market*

    • @inayasyed6674
      @inayasyed6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      *Scheisse is fussing bonkers at the farmers' market*

    • @inayasyed6674
      @inayasyed6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@theblewcruepros Oh, my bad

    • @kingofdisabledbadgers9673
      @kingofdisabledbadgers9673 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      we drove the god damn jeep and there's no place to park it

    • @Robbity
      @Robbity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Shucks is fussing lmao

    • @Wigion
      @Wigion ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@RobbityI thought I knew that pfp from somewhere

  • @jeffersonbrent6989
    @jeffersonbrent6989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    It’s great that Joe Hawley spent like 2 minutes walking in he same direction, and rapping about food

    • @LucyWest370
      @LucyWest370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Do you often walk in different directions when trying to go somewhere?

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@LucyWest370 jo…e hawley

    • @Fiskiuggar
      @Fiskiuggar ปีที่แล้ว +5

      j oe

    • @gustavosigma10
      @gustavosigma10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Fiskiuggarjo e

    • @starz9273
      @starz9273 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@LucyWest370Naw, I float.

  • @dishfishes
    @dishfishes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    I went to a farmers market saturday and i was whole heartedly dissapointed in the lack of crazy food

    • @rat_mikey
      @rat_mikey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I went to a farmers market a few months ago and bought a duck foot.

    • @thetimeprofessional4983
      @thetimeprofessional4983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@rat_mikey goofy ahh food

    • @2512RE
      @2512RE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rat_mikey thou crazy foot

    • @a_sandw1ch
      @a_sandw1ch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Did you drive the G*** Da*** Jeep and couldn't find where to park it?

    • @2bruhiscool
      @2bruhiscool ปีที่แล้ว +6

      shit is fucking bonkers at the farmers’ market

  • @CrookedSnapdragon22
    @CrookedSnapdragon22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Homeless Joe making a finger woman is something I needed in life

    • @aboi78
      @aboi78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      this is a very interesting comment out of context

    • @karyokinesis
      @karyokinesis ปีที่แล้ว +23

      woman named finger

    • @tatteryt
      @tatteryt ปีที่แล้ว +14

      woman named finger

    • @BeanKally
      @BeanKally 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      woman named finger

    • @AlsoStuck
      @AlsoStuck 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      finger named woman

  • @DIMM4_
    @DIMM4_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    The man owns a 3d model of the Hawaii Part II album cover

    • @kazooplayer3
      @kazooplayer3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Now that I know that exists. I want it

    • @PJ55759
      @PJ55759 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I mean he made it so I’m not surprised

  • @MccCartn3y
    @MccCartn3y ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The way the camera is reminds me like we're a child in a cart

    • @matruenthusiast
      @matruenthusiast 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      what if we are. what if we are shopping with him?

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@matruenthusiastawwww I never thought abt it like that :)

    • @its_ya_girl_soundous
      @its_ya_girl_soundous 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@matruenthusiastwait moot is that you

    • @matruenthusiast
      @matruenthusiast 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@its_ya_girl_soundous yeah HIIII

  • @runawaycenturion2076
    @runawaycenturion2076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    The homeless man living in that alley must have been quite confused

    • @eppepepe3220
      @eppepepe3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      runawaycenturion he IS the homeless man living in the alley

    • @tirranschleter2623
      @tirranschleter2623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@eppepepe3220 he ate the competition

    • @MatthewT394
      @MatthewT394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tirranschleter2623 i guess that was some "crazy food" amiright?

  • @Garbagemancer
    @Garbagemancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    I like how he creates rhymes. It's mostly alphabetical order, but when he can't rhyme in order he grabs an out of order similar sounding word which relates to the next one. It's nice.

    • @dogfish.dogfish
      @dogfish.dogfish ปีที่แล้ว +32

      and then theres orange

    • @CatKotGato
      @CatKotGato ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@dogfish.dogfish Facts 🔥🙏

  • @taracassano9762
    @taracassano9762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    my greatest life achievement is memorizing this entire thing

    • @IncBot
      @IncBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      YOU ARE MY HERO

    • @magicant_
      @magicant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      i will too. it will happen. It’s a matter of when, not if.

    • @dos_tres
      @dos_tres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SAMME

    • @TheColourOfFear
      @TheColourOfFear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@magicant_ have you yet? I need to know if my goal is achievable.

    • @magicant_
      @magicant_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TheColourOfFear i haven’t given up

  • @LaraPlantinha
    @LaraPlantinha ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:54 RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET IT DOWN YOUR SPAGHETTI

  • @RainyDayDance
    @RainyDayDance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Funfact: the laughing in the beggining is actually a sound clip from boralogue VI.

    • @genuinelyTHEJUICE
      @genuinelyTHEJUICE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WHAT

    • @checkYVELLUAP
      @checkYVELLUAP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY

    • @enzoherrera7330
      @enzoherrera7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Joe hawley, joe hawley. oHoHOhO oHOhOhOHoHo.

    • @emdicadrian
      @emdicadrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      When Joe Hawley attacks, Rob Cantor *also attacks!*

    • @aghdbabdhshd
      @aghdbabdhshd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “ok stop it you’re scaring me”

  • @limitedsilk
    @limitedsilk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    top 10 rappers eminem was too afraid to diss

  • @caitlinhsu9074
    @caitlinhsu9074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    joe and his hypermobile joints. I just realized that’s his POINTER FINGER he’s bending like that, not his thumb

    • @lunaria973
      @lunaria973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joe does have double jointed fingers.

  • @Struggler3831
    @Struggler3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Brb gonna memorize Joe’s shopping list

    • @SuperNova-kj1xh
      @SuperNova-kj1xh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      how's it going? Did you do it?

    • @matihaye
      @matihaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, hows it going?

    • @PandoraGrazeman
      @PandoraGrazeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro its been 2 years you memorize it yet? 💀

    • @matihaye
      @matihaye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@PandoraGrazeman he did but Joe hawley went and ended him because he knew too much

    • @Struggler3831
      @Struggler3831 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PandoraGrazeman No 💀

  • @axl256gamesx7
    @axl256gamesx7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Guys
    I think the man in the song is simon
    0:05
    Look, that scene is literally the image of the album of hawaii part ii
    And this man is not only insane
    He is imagining a girlfriend
    It fits

    • @Cessated
      @Cessated ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i like how if thats trye this is the second time simon has dropped bars

    • @namesurname8474
      @namesurname8474 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      least schizophrenic tally hall fan

  • @TheBigH
    @TheBigH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Cash only? Ehhhhh, never mind.

  • @Extremelysloppyproductions
    @Extremelysloppyproductions ปีที่แล้ว +94

    This sounds like the most batshit insane typing game

    • @connor48880
      @connor48880 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr. Mix Creepypasta

    • @triktunia
      @triktunia ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@connor48880but funky

    • @F8OFTHEZTARZ
      @F8OFTHEZTARZ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i typed the whole thing and.. my wrists still hurt (i typed it just an hour ago)

    • @F8OFTHEZTARZ
      @F8OFTHEZTARZ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i typed the whole thing and.. my wrists still hurt (i typed it just an hour ago)

  • @gwenzhead566
    @gwenzhead566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    The year is 2017, five years after Hawaii part ii and a year after Joe Hawley Joe Hawley, Joe Hawley now lives in poverty, every night he dreams of working with his dad. His hallucinations due to his crippling hunger show him the good old days of when he was in tally Hall, he imagines himself on stag singing two WuV, a single tears sheds from his eyes.

    • @007Tubedude
      @007Tubedude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Can't wait for next year then

    • @alabaster_rox
      @alabaster_rox 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @gwenzhead566
      @gwenzhead566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      fizzy meanie >:(

    • @BeaJumpup
      @BeaJumpup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      but two wuv was sung by zubin...

    • @nigeriancrowbar6584
      @nigeriancrowbar6584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@BeaJumpup With harmony from Joe and Rob.

  • @tom-on
    @tom-on 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I love how he just slips in a couple drugs between the food

  • @cyrodiin
    @cyrodiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Hawaii Part II: A story that can be interpreted in many ways, however mostly theorized to be about a sailor who was framed for murder
    Joe Hawley Joe Hawley:
    *_"WHEREFORE DOST THOU OBTAIN SUCH CRAZY FOOD, THOU CRAZY F U C K?"_*

    • @mrdabrow
      @mrdabrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **F U S S*

    • @reversegeology
      @reversegeology 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Collared greens
      Buttered beans
      Vanilla

    • @pineapplesauce6509
      @pineapplesauce6509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      fuss****

    • @naturalketchup
      @naturalketchup 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      He doesn't actually curse, he says fuss, still funny tho

    • @sistm84
      @sistm84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@reversegeology pomegranate
      Pineapple
      Sasparilla

  • @TOASTERBOI_2004
    @TOASTERBOI_2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Guess when he did the Ruler of Everything rap he turned into this

    • @PT55644
      @PT55644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im pretty sure Zubin sang that part but yeah

    • @TOASTERBOI_2004
      @TOASTERBOI_2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@PT55644 no no it was Joe

    • @TOASTERBOI_2004
      @TOASTERBOI_2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@PT55644 He used to use a megaphone when singing it live too!

  • @lion_oil
    @lion_oil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    They must've run out of oranges

    • @titsrus6859
      @titsrus6859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Michael Joyce 69 likes

    • @generalrubbish9513
      @generalrubbish9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nah. He exploded because nothing rhymes with oranges, meaning the rap couldn't continue, but he was going too hard to stop, resulting in a reality paradox.

    • @marz7258
      @marz7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@generalrubbish9513 and that is how Joe Hawley died

    • @lucc1800
      @lucc1800 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@generalrubbish9513porridge rhymes with oranges💀

  • @hiitsme2814
    @hiitsme2814 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    my joe hawley joe hawley fixation ended a while ago but i still jump any time someone mentions any food from this song

  • @deyanawoolley8993
    @deyanawoolley8993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    I’m going to tell my kids this was eminem

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it *was/is* though

    • @launderine
      @launderine 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      except eminem can rhyme orange with banana and joe can't, hence why he had to end the song early

  • @thewoodpeckers655
    @thewoodpeckers655 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    1:56 A SINGLE GOD DAMN BREAD ROLL 😂

    • @pr0xima.cent4urii
      @pr0xima.cent4urii 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thats an apple

    • @thewoodpeckers655
      @thewoodpeckers655 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No you can see the grains stuck onto the crust

  • @lindabarbieri726
    @lindabarbieri726 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    My mom asked me if I was listening to heavy metal and I said it's actually just a grocery list of fruits and vegetables

  • @arrolace
    @arrolace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    toy food grew up, got addicted to drugs, and then became crazy food

  • @chelsea5708
    @chelsea5708 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    2:09 *Joe Hawley goes siCkO mode*

  • @vannishd
    @vannishd ปีที่แล้ว +32

    whoever made all that pixel art of all those crazy foods must be going crazy themself

  • @TimoIvvie
    @TimoIvvie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Joe Hawley: *creates the mindfuck that is The Mind Electric*
    Also Joe Hawley: *WAIT ALL THIS FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL*

  • @invisiblescout
    @invisiblescout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    1:37
    this will always be my favorite quote

  • @neighborhoodofmemes8486
    @neighborhoodofmemes8486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So this is the crazy frog y’all kids have been talking about

  • @anne_the_garbage_can
    @anne_the_garbage_can 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    1:05 Tally Hall fans be like ‘holy shit’

  • @patricksratliff
    @patricksratliff 7 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Joe stole my bike.

    • @IncBot
      @IncBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      did you thank him

    • @deyanawoolley8993
      @deyanawoolley8993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah did you thank him?

    • @tuead112
      @tuead112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Did you thank him dude?

    • @enypniasteseximia2492
      @enypniasteseximia2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      man please, did you thank him?

    • @jacksonporter493
      @jacksonporter493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      come on bro, you better have thanked him

  • @Jao_O_Ser_Humano
    @Jao_O_Ser_Humano ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i don't and never will understand Joe Hawley. he's an amazing song-writer

  • @horneadordemomos
    @horneadordemomos 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:30 JOE HAWLEY DANCE LOOK AT HIS LEGS 😭

  • @kijete
    @kijete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    love how the thumbnail has all the food mentioned in the video, in order of appearance

  • @otacube
    @otacube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    "Homeless Man in Detroit takes Hallucinogenic Drugs and raps about food"

  • @SwissSauce
    @SwissSauce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Why is this dude's stuff so criminally underrated

  • @plutokitty3386
    @plutokitty3386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I’m in love with Joe Hawley’s voice! Such a soothing and alluring voice to listen to!

  • @i.am.zubin.irl.not.clickbait
    @i.am.zubin.irl.not.clickbait 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i cant get over the Hawaii: Part II album cover in the beginning

  • @Vivi.idk.lol.
    @Vivi.idk.lol. หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Toy food if Neil Cicierega was high when he wrote it

  • @chilychee7456
    @chilychee7456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The 3d model for the Hawaii part ii album cover is glitching around in the back at the beginning on the song! :0

    • @Bruh-nr7ci
      @Bruh-nr7ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's actually the one they didn't use
      (They said in a Facebook post)
      I just realized this is 7 months old

  • @randybobbi4495
    @randybobbi4495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    So. We have watched this about a hundred times trying to make sure. We are pretty sure everything on this list is vegan. Joe is up to something.

    • @tituslafrombois1164
      @tituslafrombois1164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      What else do you expect to find at a _Farmer's_ Market?

    • @anika3206
      @anika3206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      joe's always up to something tbh

    • @DeathbyProxy
      @DeathbyProxy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Pretty sure Joe himself contains some meat though...

    • @ugh3189
      @ugh3189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      “bedhi’d black eyed peas, bing cherries, chioggia beets, *_hold the meats_* , gooseberries

    • @grilledcheese3916
      @grilledcheese3916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Death by Proxy joe hawley is packin shmeat

  • @AoiUsagiOtoko
    @AoiUsagiOtoko ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i swear around 1:43 i hear a guy quietly humming the green greens theme from kirby! i love the sneaky video game references in this album

    • @Fiskiuggar
      @Fiskiuggar ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep! That’s a real credited sample. It goes so hard bro oml

  • @lucasflanagan656
    @lucasflanagan656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    I think the video suggests that this song is about a homeless schizophrenic, who is hallucinating going to the farmer’s market with his friend and buying a bunch of food to make himself forget that he is starving. Notice the shot of his shopping cart; there should be a ton of food, but it’s just an old orange. Also interesting to note: when Joe is about to say “oranges,” he is cut off by a death screen, suggesting he ate the orange and got some sort of food poisoning and died.
    Idk that’s just my idea
    Edit: also he imagines his trash bag as an extravagant poncho

    • @calicocat5589
      @calicocat5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lucas Flanagan that’s pretty deep, I just thought Joe was being wack again

    • @JAzzWoods-ik4vv
      @JAzzWoods-ik4vv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      In the album it ends with "cash only? no thanks"
      Just think it's a silly song. At the beginning of the song he starts kind of uncertain, as if he's reciting something he memorized i.e. a shopping list. In the middle he gets things beacuse why not, and at the end he's just placing anything and everything into his shopping cart.

    • @ciar
      @ciar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I like how also he ends it at orange since orange doesn’t rhyme with anything

    • @Struggler3831
      @Struggler3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ciar lol! You’re right!

    • @pinethetree
      @pinethetree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ciar That makes so much more sense now! (well... sort of...)

  • @ryderthomasmusic
    @ryderthomasmusic ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that is some crazy food indeed

  • @StarWatcher_2024
    @StarWatcher_2024 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I liike to think that Joe can censor himself at will , not just editing, but actually

    • @tabwall
      @tabwall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Of course he can, he’s
      JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY JOE HAWLEY

  • @ValeElPatetico
    @ValeElPatetico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Asmr: Joe sings his shopping list to you

  • @stellaoctangula9898
    @stellaoctangula9898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Had a dream last night were Joe Hawley was working at a supermarket that flooded and then wrote a taco song and made a bunch of people sing it dressed up as taco ingredients in a giant taco shell

    • @clemclemclemclemcl
      @clemclemclemclemcl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      omg joe hawley wrote it’s raining tacos

    • @xxpromlggamerproxx
      @xxpromlggamerproxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Its flooding, we are taco"
      In the tune of its raining tacos

    • @waterwolf982
      @waterwolf982 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ngl, would make a good Joe’s Dream skit

  • @thewoodpeckers655
    @thewoodpeckers655 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I memorized the entire song, and now I can induce panic in my friends and rage in my brother by simply saying allspice.

    • @whoamiatthsipoint
      @whoamiatthsipoint 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      a great weakness you have put upon them

  • @uhigldasdtyuiosagjk
    @uhigldasdtyuiosagjk ปีที่แล้ว +12

    man, my brother loved this video so much, that at the end. he fell over on the ground and started dancing!

  • @DashieDoesThings
    @DashieDoesThings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Played this song for a friend and successfully got them addicted to Joe Hawley's music.
    I feel accomplished.

  • @Jacadamia
    @Jacadamia 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Now I want some crazy food

    • @BnanaDuk
      @BnanaDuk ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god, first Arlo and now you too... It's like all of my favorite TH-camrs secretly listen to Joe Hawley's music...

    • @P.p.03
      @P.p.03 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hope you guys still do

    • @_Lealius
      @_Lealius 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lmaoo what are you doing here Jacademia?

  • @RealRoseus
    @RealRoseus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    *casually starts playing this song in the middle of class before lunch*

  • @emidualibe
    @emidualibe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is like the unholy son of Labyrinth and banana man

  • @sphynia-cat8250
    @sphynia-cat8250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    what does pixelated food taste like. how does one consume the 8 bit/16 bit goodness

    • @geralds1500
      @geralds1500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      pixelated food tastes like it's carbonated

  • @Ernani1972
    @Ernani1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    1:02 this is where he preforms what is known as a pro gamer move

    • @4BThen2Say
      @4BThen2Say 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike tyson

  • @copernicusepoch
    @copernicusepoch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Honestly, Joe lying on the ground wearing a trash bag is one of the best images I've ever see.

  • @TennisElbowFanClub
    @TennisElbowFanClub 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Joe's music videos are always INSANE and I love it

  • @isakts8576
    @isakts8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I still cannot get over how he made a rap song based on a grocery list that is being sung to various theme songs belonging to games that are primarily playable on the Nintendo Entertainment System.

  • @dianarojo-jewell6091
    @dianarojo-jewell6091 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Joe never ceases to amaze me in a weird confusing way

  • @commenter03162
    @commenter03162 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    So thats what it requires to make natural ketchup
    I just realized banana in the video has eyes omfg

  • @giblebro6898
    @giblebro6898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I only live 11 miles away from the building he is running by lol, I could go run the exact same path he did... This video took place at the APAC paper manufacturer in Detroit, fun fact.

    • @anton5524
      @anton5524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      of course it's in detroit

  • @pineappletoast2370
    @pineappletoast2370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    the trash can hobo lives

    • @zriku1
      @zriku1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      pineappletoast2 TRASH HAWLEY IS IMMORTAL

  • @randomchildontheweb6248
    @randomchildontheweb6248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is som crazy food.

  • @Yrewir
    @Yrewir ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:03 We Making It Out of Boxing Ring With This One🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣

  • @otterbacons
    @otterbacons ปีที่แล้ว +210

    i will always love this song. it’s so silly. i’ve memorized the rap completely. if joe is reading this, i want him to know that i love him for making this album. i love him for being a part of tally hall. i love him for miracle musical. he’s just overall amazing. so joe, if you’re there, thank you for everything
    edit: i won’t take down this comment, but i am aware of the doc.

    • @fairywww
      @fairywww ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i second this

    • @kijete
      @kijete ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +1

    • @LittleMyIrl5898
      @LittleMyIrl5898 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      REAL also W pfp

    • @normalstranger
      @normalstranger ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I tried to memorize this many years ago but I forgor

    • @tatteryt
      @tatteryt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ditto.

  • @ttrueprophet
    @ttrueprophet 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:16 laurel stucky jumpscare

  • @DaveFarr
    @DaveFarr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This song wins the "Least Likely To Have Happened At ANY Other Point In Time" award.

  • @qk7x
    @qk7x 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    SHUCKS, IT'S FUSSING BONKERS AT THE FARMERS MARKET ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯

    • @spxcedustt
      @spxcedustt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      DROVE THE GOSH DANG JEEP AND THERES NO PLACE TO PARK IT ⁉️⁉️💯💯💯🔥🔥

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@spxcedustt WHAT THE FUSS⁉️ CUSS‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @spxcedustt
      @spxcedustt 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@qk7xCHECK OUT THAT LAZY DUDE ⁉️⁉️⁉️💯💯🔥🔥 WITH ALL THAT CRAZY FOOD 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

    • @Noodles_Poodle
      @Noodles_Poodle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@spxcedusttHANDING APPLE SAMPLES OUT TO NON CUSTOMERS 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️⁉️⁉️

    • @jjam1025
      @jjam1025 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@qk7xCHECK OUT THAT LAZZY DUDE WITH ALL THAT CRAZZY FOOD ❗❗🗣🗣🌋🌋🌋

  • @EmeraldFox11
    @EmeraldFox11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    love and appreciate joe hawley 2k17

  • @arpuzik9675
    @arpuzik9675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I like to think this is a direct sequel to alternate universe Hawaii Part II where Simon doesn't die, successfully escapes to civilization, changes his name to Joe Hawley, becomes homeless, and starts writing absolute madman music

    • @axl256gamesx7
      @axl256gamesx7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It just has to happen after the mind electric and before dream sweet in sea major
      And seeing the staircase of hawaii part ii at the beginning it tells me
      It is that

    • @canblockbaguettes
      @canblockbaguettes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i want to imagine that this follows the original story but this was during mind electric

  • @Fuzzyemu
    @Fuzzyemu ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:32 double jointed joe

  • @jmcieslak0
    @jmcieslak0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:03 that must be the Game Boy Color on which the legendary game of Tetris was played

  • @leomckinley-cusimano1505
    @leomckinley-cusimano1505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    i just found out you made a music video last night and i literally cried. joe probably isn't reading this, but i hope he realizes how much of an inspiration he is to much, even with silly songs like this. i'm so happy he's still around even after tally hall. :'+)

    • @madlapdog2552
      @madlapdog2552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      legend has it that if you call out to the man he appears. let's hope he sees this. pls joe

    • @childofthe_k0rn
      @childofthe_k0rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You just explained my life

  • @RealRoseus
    @RealRoseus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Is anyone gonna talk about how stylish Joe is like omg best clothes ever
    I'm not joking I really like what he's wearing xD

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Garbage bag? .... yeah me too I could wear that for days

    • @nikkihi9671
      @nikkihi9671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rainespiano i don't think they meant the garbage bag 😭

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nikkihi9671 HAHAHAHA

    • @KabelCrosser
      @KabelCrosser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nikkihi9671 i didn’t realize he was wearing a garbage bag until now

    • @2c0bb61
      @2c0bb61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joe just looks good in anything

  • @DiamondBrickZ
    @DiamondBrickZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    i can't get over the kirby music coming out of fucking nowhere

  • @homedepotfetus
    @homedepotfetus 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    1:34 JOE PLEASE RELEASE THE UNCENSORED VERSION OF THIS

    • @SquidLikesTalking
      @SquidLikesTalking 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The beeps add to the parody and are purposely on beat and in tune, I don't have a problem with them personally but I get it

    • @faaaailure
      @faaaailure 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ,,In the lyric booklet PDF that came with the purchase of the album states the true meaning of the censored words. “Shucks” “Fussing” “Gosh” “Darn””
      Got this on Genius, I don't know if it's real but it definitely seems like something Joe would do lol

  • @grayanddevpdx
    @grayanddevpdx ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The sheer amount of references here is astounding. I’ll list the ones I know of:
    Laugh from BORALOGUE
    Hawaii Part II cover art
    Mario death sound
    A Punch Out song I forgot the name of
    Superstar from Super Mario Bros.
    Green Greens from Kirby’s Dreamland
    Mushroom from Super Mario World
    Zelda 2 death sound

  • @retrorenegade8562
    @retrorenegade8562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    1:16 FUSSING PUNCH OUT

  • @jpg_yk4
    @jpg_yk4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    bro the intro in this video is literally when joe chased rob saying joe hawley but in reverse. Like when they were laughing and joe started to bend his fingers

  • @tomajghto
    @tomajghto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:30 I love this part

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s so gooddd

  • @pillblug
    @pillblug 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    imagine being a homeless person watching joe just rap food while going in no apparent direction with a random cart

    • @zubln_fIower
      @zubln_fIower 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me core

    • @tabwall
      @tabwall 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Best day of my life 😼

  • @IncBot
    @IncBot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Joe cannot be stopped

  • @carrymeohio
    @carrymeohio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    HAWLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

    • @auxometer
      @auxometer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the new leroy jenkins

    • @medicmain68
      @medicmain68 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley joe hawley

  • @Andrewandydrew
    @Andrewandydrew ปีที่แล้ว +6

    There's a weekly farmers market at my local town next, I have sang this song there countless times and many more to come

  • @Talliedhall
    @Talliedhall ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Is no one gonna talk abt The Hawaii Part II reference at the start

    • @cygnus6047
      @cygnus6047 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      people already did

  • @cozmispace1148
    @cozmispace1148 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just realized that he kinda sounds like Mordecai from Regular Show
    Especialy that "dude" at 0:42

  • @cassidygrey616
    @cassidygrey616 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You’re telling me that this man can write something as complex as Hawaii Part 2, or something as beautiful as Aristotle’s Denial. He can also write a song where he’s rapping about food. Amazing.

  • @thecarrotclarinet
    @thecarrotclarinet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    The comments here make me happy. Let's all cherish Trash Hawley.

    • @madlapdog2552
      @madlapdog2552 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      trash hawley

    • @copernicusepoch
      @copernicusepoch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hail the Trash Hawley!

    • @rainespiano
      @rainespiano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THASH HAWLEY!

    • @childofthe_k0rn
      @childofthe_k0rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why would ya'll say that? I bet you guys cant rap like him!

    • @that_orange_hat
      @that_orange_hat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@childofthe_k0rn we're calling him trash hawley bc he's wearing a garbage bag!