Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill. Epic Rap Battles of History
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    CAST
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    Winston Churchill: Dan Bull
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    Teddy Roosevelt: EpicLLOYD
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    John Schrank - Javi Sanchez-Blanco
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    Executive Producers:
    Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist
    Directed by:
    Nice Peter
    Written by:
    EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Dan Bull, Mike Betette, Zach Sherwin, Dante Cimadamore
    Senior Director of Studios:
    Michelle Maloney
    Producer:
    Atul Singh
    Associate Producer:
    Shaun Lewin
    Production Coordinator:
    Matthew Schlissel
    Song Produced by:
    Nice Peter
    Mixed by:
    Jose "Choco" Reynoso and Nice Peter
    Mastered by:
    Jose "Choco" Reynoso
    Music Supervisor:
    Dante Cimadamore
    Beat Produced by:
    Hollywood Legend Productions & Jose "Choco" Reynoso
    Video Editing by:
    Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Nice Peter, Javi Sánchez-Blanco
    Assistant Editor:
    Josh Best
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    Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton, Javi Sánchez-Blanco & William Crespo
    Costume Designer:
    Sulai Lopez
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    Costuming Assistant/Senior PA:
    Morgan Christensen
    Department Make Up Head:
    Brittany White
    Make Up Assistant:
    Katie Middleton
    Director of Photography:
    Jon Na
    AC:
    Kyle Herman
    Gaffer:
    Andy Chinn
    Production Assistant:
    Roberto Lewis
    Produced by:
    Atul Singh for Maker Studios
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  • @johnmartin4119
    @johnmartin4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27947

    The Most American President vs the Most British Prime Minister

    • @apullcan
      @apullcan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

      That’s actually a pretty genius interpretation of the matchup

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      Na na Duke Wellington is the most british

    • @johnmartin4119
      @johnmartin4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine his overwhelming nationalism and want to see the best for the British Empire even during the Depression has that old keep the stiff upper lip mentality which was always very British to me. Not to mention his ability to literally weaponize words to encourage the masses to fight even in the grimmest of circumstances. And as we all know no one has a better command of the English language than the British, stereotypically speaking of course.

    • @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918
      @phillipschofeildthegreatdi2918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      touché

    • @TheMarshalMurat
      @TheMarshalMurat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Phillip Schofeild the great divine wellington was Irish lol

  • @Shadethewolfy
    @Shadethewolfy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22829

    So is this what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

    • @TsulaAngenati2292
      @TsulaAngenati2292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Shadethewolfy which is which? XD

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

      @@TsulaAngenati2292 Teddy Roosevelt is the Unstoppable Force and Winston Churchill is the Immovable Object :D

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      @Random Gmod Vids mmm fair enough.

    • @KodieUnknown
      @KodieUnknown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Yes. Yes it is. And it’s awesome.

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

      We all know who's the winner here... Those sick beats.

  • @bobing1752
    @bobing1752 ปีที่แล้ว +7257

    "I might be battling you even though I'm toasted, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be roasted" is a reference to something absolutely incredible: a female MP criticised Churchill for being drunk and he responded something along the lines of "And you are ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly"

    • @RandomGuythatishere
      @RandomGuythatishere 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +289

      That's gotta hurt

    • @greg-qc4iy
      @greg-qc4iy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1090

      It was lady aster, they were famous for this, another time she informed him "Mr Churchill if I was your wife I would poison your tea" to which Churchill replied "lady aster if I was your husband I would drink it". She spoke at his funeral saying that he was a great statesman, a horrible man but a great statesman.

    • @GhostHunterDipperPines
      @GhostHunterDipperPines 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

      @@greg-qc4iyngl that is actually sick. Bros great at roasting. Kinda screwed up to call someone a “horrible man” at their funeral though.

    • @ChariTheAlternate
      @ChariTheAlternate 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      XD

    • @marek1178
      @marek1178 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@GhostHunterDipperPines I find it true. ANd funny.

  • @DylanCEdh
    @DylanCEdh ปีที่แล้ว +4325

    For those who don’t know, the line at 1:38 isn’t a joke about how his parents put him up for adoption (they didn’t), but instead they sent him to boarding school for most of his childhood. He saw his parents so little that during a dinner party he made the declaration that he’d spoken to his son more that evening than his father in his entire life.

    • @todochosen
      @todochosen ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Thanks for explaining it

    • @Trusttheprocessboy
      @Trusttheprocessboy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      @@todochosen Actually, look up a rap battle meaning. For example "heodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill meaning" and the first result should be of a wikipedia that describes Every bar, LITERALLY EVERYBAR from the very first rap to the most recent one

    • @globalpoliticsman9523
      @globalpoliticsman9523 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      He considered his nanny more of a parental figure than his actual parents even saying once she passed i will never know such a great friend again

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lies again? Sleeping In Tokyo

    • @day7163
      @day7163 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@NazriBWhat do you mean?

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9409

    Death had to take Roosevelt in his sleep, because if he were awake there would've been a fight.

    • @trasyndha2368
      @trasyndha2368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Death was just Yandere for Roosevelt.

    • @SuperMan-ij6vt
      @SuperMan-ij6vt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Outside of the fact that he got shot and survived, he would've won any day of the week

    • @predaprime
      @predaprime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Honestly, Death would be on the floor. With most of his teeth punched out of his head.

    • @Underpants678
      @Underpants678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      Roosevelt is what Death has nightmares about.

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Holy underrated comment batman lmfao.

  • @BruceWayne-oc7dn
    @BruceWayne-oc7dn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4284

    Uncle Sam vs Mother Russia

    • @forgloryscrubs7571
      @forgloryscrubs7571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      М. Дөлгөөн Mother Russia would win

    • @xsuit6661
      @xsuit6661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      ForGlory Scrubs Hell no. Uncle Sam would win, but I got love for Russia 🇷🇺

    • @gracielkelly9645
      @gracielkelly9645 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      М. Дөлгөөн and a surprise from The Father Land.

    • @electricpants8194
      @electricpants8194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      М. Дөлгөөн that would be awesome

    • @echo4428
      @echo4428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      М. Дөлгөөн no just America vs soviet union

  • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
    @corruptcorpsecorps4238 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2857

    Fun fact: TR and Churchill met during one of Churchill's American tours (pre WWI) and they really didn't along. People who knew them said it was because they were too alike!

    • @herbertvonbismarck8303
      @herbertvonbismarck8303 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Source?

    • @corruptcorpsecorps4238
      @corruptcorpsecorps4238 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

      @@herbertvonbismarck8303
      Churchill: Walking with Destiny by Andrew Roberts, published in 2018. A bit hagiographic for my tastes, but Roberts does cite (most) of his sources.

    • @greatbritishfish92
      @greatbritishfish92 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They were both too cool for the world@@herbertvonbismarck8303

    • @zdr7420
      @zdr7420 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +287

      This is the first time that someone asked for a source and said source was provided 👏👏👏

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@zdr7420Not true, myself and many others have. Most people simply reject them when one is produced regardless of source.

  • @themanthemyththelegend6418
    @themanthemyththelegend6418 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1027

    best beat: winston churchill
    best disses: teddy Roosevelt
    overall loser: lives in gallipolli

    • @Polskie573
      @Polskie573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Gallipolli taking an L

    • @Stanl3y_
      @Stanl3y_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      The solders in gallipolli
      The people mostly were left alone in the fighting

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The whole Ottonan Empire, really. But they had quite the run, close to a millennium, while the west went from dark ages to modernism. Turks empire was just frail and dessicated at that point, as all empires are eventually.

    • @horsearcher6350
      @horsearcher6350 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@rickwrites2612 Frail and dessicated would be optimistic to say, the empire was in huge debts, both army and logistics were out-dated and almost all the nations, even the muslim ones, were rebelling. The empire was already gone, it was just a shadow of its former glory.

    • @Vitamin22344
      @Vitamin22344 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gallipolli 😢

  • @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143
    @braydenleaderofthetirkins1143 ปีที่แล้ว +20369

    I love Theodore Roosevelt. He literally got shot and critiqued the shooters aim whilst proceeding with his speech. Absolute giga chad.

    • @tylerperry972
      @tylerperry972 ปีที่แล้ว +2867

      Gets shot, doesn’t die, insults shooter, proceeds to deliver speech for over an hour, doesn’t elaborate, leaves

    • @kasagrim7215
      @kasagrim7215 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

      @@tylerperry972 literally how it went down. I swear most people of the past wouldn’t realized that what they done were either one of the biggest moves or the worst. Yes there are some that are “unique” due to what happen but my god. We always tend to find those who defy certain issue and come out with a result we can remember

    • @dr.menyac6499
      @dr.menyac6499 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      a grand man to fight grand wars and only fair to go down just as grand. an amazing leader to send his young boys out to see, fight for the world, seal countrys together, and hold the stage

    • @Dibious
      @Dibious ปีที่แล้ว +291

      The Trust-Busting Bull Moose isn't gonna go down from a little pea shooter.

    • @yodude43090
      @yodude43090 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe you’re thinking of Nixon when a balloon popped and he said “missed me” never even flinched everyone thought it was a real gunshot but Teddy got shot and said “some of you may have heard by now I have been shot but it takes more than a bullet to the chest to stop a bull moose”

  • @Asteroid_Jam
    @Asteroid_Jam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6036

    Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech once and did not go to a doctor and keep doing the speech and insulted the Assassin for being such a bad Assassin for not killing him. That is were the bullet line came from.

    • @A____G
      @A____G 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      He then proceeded to give a 90 minute speech.

    • @BlueDevilVR66
      @BlueDevilVR66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

      Truly a bad-ass

    • @galatheumbreon6862
      @galatheumbreon6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      That Boss stuff right there!!

    • @mythicalowldog7830
      @mythicalowldog7830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Wow, I'm literally shocked 😱

    • @jessicataylor4071
      @jessicataylor4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      @@mythicalowldog7830 yup he got shot and finished his 90 minute speech turns out the bullet never penetrated Teddy it hit something in his pocket and barley graised him. He's still a total badass though

  • @bizbug2687
    @bizbug2687 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1978

    This has got to be the best ERB in the channel's history, for several reasons.
    1. There was no clear winner here. Both Churchill and Roosevelt were incredible and delivered some of the hardest lines in the series.
    2. It's the classic "Murica vs Britain" using the most badass leaders from each side's respective histories.
    3. The background music slaps hard.
    4. It's actually epic and is actually about history.

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      I guess it really is an epic rap battle of history

    • @rickwrites2612
      @rickwrites2612 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mmmm, its a tie with the Ruskies.

    • @roems6396
      @roems6396 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      It was close, but Teddy wins this. He had more burns, and better retorts.

    • @tacticalmanagerbabymommaak5825
      @tacticalmanagerbabymommaak5825 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Teddy won easily.

    • @daviddow3705
      @daviddow3705 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Roosevelt won

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +510

    Props to the real Theodore Roosevelt for coming back from the dead and acting in this video

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      To be honest it's a thing He would do.

    • @87543
      @87543 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Он реально тогда хорош​@@granienasniadanie8322

    • @Microstands
      @Microstands หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@granienasniadanie8322 Fr he literally came to my 7th birthday

    • @mortariana
      @mortariana หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh it wasn't an act, it's really him.

  • @Right_rikki107
    @Right_rikki107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4471

    Theodore "wassup bitches" Roosevelt
    VS
    Winston "the rhyme minister" Churchill

    • @slbrah7375
      @slbrah7375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      The rhyme minister idea was genius

    • @Butter_Warrior99
      @Butter_Warrior99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I physically need a part two. Where Winston just tears in Teddy's choice to his successor President Taft. Also both just dis President Woodrow Wilson. Mainly for WW1, than the Chads just become friends out of respect.

    • @user-cu3ky9er7n
      @user-cu3ky9er7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cool 😎

    • @brycewalker3726
      @brycewalker3726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Butter_Warrior99 Diss Wilson for World War 1, why?

    • @cdsgarb1994
      @cdsgarb1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      whatever shit you throw at me i just return to sender, i battle to the end and i will never surrender!

  • @prickwilde2044
    @prickwilde2044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5016

    WHAT'S UP *BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

    • @errolmclean2924
      @errolmclean2924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Prick Wilde XD

    • @ericksanchez4253
      @ericksanchez4253 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      WHAT'S UPPP BIITTTCCHHHEEEEEEEEESSSSS

    • @wesleyfravel5149
      @wesleyfravel5149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Prick Wilde THE SKY DUH

    • @buttersandfry9635
      @buttersandfry9635 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      WHATS UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @zacheryrancano2824
      @zacheryrancano2824 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
    @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth ปีที่แล้ว +1344

    Would everyone agree this was ERB's magnum opus?
    The music, the lyrics, the special effects, the actors... it's all some of the best they've done. Best of all, the unique way they structured the ending meant they avoided the usual problem of one side getting the final say and feeling stronger as a result.

    • @BOBINDUN
      @BOBINDUN 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      I was going to say the exact same thing. It's ERB perfected. Unbeatable

    • @undeadarmy19
      @undeadarmy19 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It's def one of my favorites.
      However, I def think that Joker vs Pennywise is ERB's magnum opus.
      Everything about that one is perfect.
      The rhymes, the references, the costumes and voices, the effects, EVERYTHING!

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I'd say their magnum opus is the Eastern vs Western philosophers, but this is a close 2nd

    • @TheGamerGoons
      @TheGamerGoons 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@undeadarmy19 I was gunna say the SAME THING! It's so good. This one, The Joker vs Pennywise, TMNT vs Renaissance Fathers

    • @camlukas9781
      @camlukas9781 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      personally its the russian one for me

  • @chriswelter3859
    @chriswelter3859 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +292

    You can tell Lloyd really loves playing this character specifically. So much energy in his performance.

  • @DrMetroid1
    @DrMetroid1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10663

    I only just now noticed that "military honor" was referring to the fact that Roosevelt is the only president to actually earn the Medal of Honor

    • @Gguyrules
      @Gguyrules 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      An interesting fact.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      in fairness he didn't get it while alive and his supporters actually lobbied the war department for him to receive it which was unseemly. He got it posthumously long after his death.

    • @ottomorris9350
      @ottomorris9350 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i approve this

    • @notbob555
      @notbob555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +587

      @@codyvandal2860 Considering what it takes to get a Medal Of Honor, it's not surprising at all that it was after his death. Very few people will ever receive it without dying first.

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@notbob555 Sure, but rarely do they receive it decades after their deaths

  • @Nephew987
    @Nephew987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7531

    Imagine someone walking in and hearing: “Thank God for Pearl Harbor” with no context

    • @warrior3987
      @warrior3987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Are you not worried about roosevelt saying to give his big stick a suckle with no context? lol

    • @AjarTadpole7202
      @AjarTadpole7202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @@warrior3987 With no context it just sounds like someone being salty

    • @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken
      @allthegoodonesarealreadytaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      which God would I thank? The Catholic or the Protestant?

    • @Whatsinmypocket
      @Whatsinmypocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If I heard that, I'd think of Winston Churchill and his Jewish financiers

    • @bob-ce5bn
      @bob-ce5bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well you've probably offended all the non binary, gender fluid multi choice sexuals who don't have a sex due to been a spoon by not mentioning them in this 😂

  • @amarok5914
    @amarok5914 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    "You should be ashamed of your military honor, everyone knows you're back at home like thank god for pearl harbor" one of my favorite lines ever

    • @NoName-hg6cc
      @NoName-hg6cc ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's funny because it's true!

    • @reymartampus4411
      @reymartampus4411 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      And the next line as well: "Don't worry, the US will give you a pass, just change your poster to 'Keep calm and kiss my cousin's a$$' "

    • @amarok5914
      @amarok5914 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@reymartampus4411 lmao yeah

    • @sto1238
      @sto1238 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Accurate 😂😂 Churchill better have been thanking FDR and Georgy Zhukov that his ass wasn’t speaking German

    • @rdifuria
      @rdifuria 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@sto1238Funny that you say that. Churchill, Stalin and Georgy are all on record pharisaically thanking god for Pearl Harbor and Hitlers idiotic declaration against the US shortly after. Additionally on record, is the majority of the Soviet high command who thought that without the US’s military and industrial support the Nazis would have won.

  • @akhodagu
    @akhodagu 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    This is my new favorite one! So many historical Easter eggs! Not to mention “Just change your slogan to ‘Keep Calm and Kiss My Cousin’s Ass’” just floors me everytime! 😂

  • @kurington.blogspot7876
    @kurington.blogspot7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    I love Theodore Roosevelt.
    "Death came to him in the night, because had he been awake, there would've been a fight."

    • @benjamintim3542
      @benjamintim3542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      It's the American Way

    • @thegovernmentoftajikistan7841
      @thegovernmentoftajikistan7841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      69 likes please don't ruin it
      169 likes omfg don't ruin it
      469 likes we're coming

    • @avcngxrsavcngxrs1212
      @avcngxrsavcngxrs1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thegovernmentoftajikistan7841 167 now :(

    • @kaydenmarchand6862
      @kaydenmarchand6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      A bullet can't stop the bull moose

    • @ThePsych123
      @ThePsych123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Death: *arrives*
      TR: weird that you brought a scythe to a gun fight

  • @ikebeckman1074
    @ikebeckman1074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7944

    For anyone who doesn’t know the famous story that Roosevelt rebukes with, he was campaigning for president when a man approached him and shot him once right in the chest. The bullet didn’t puncture his chest muscle thanks to his FIFTY PAGE speech and an eyeglass case in his chest pocket. Roosevelt ignored the advice to go to the hospital and went on to speak for over an hour and a half. His opening comments establish him in my mind as the most badass US prez: "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

    • @seandlax9
      @seandlax9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      He never had the bullet removed either, he lived the remainder of his life, I think it was 6-7 years, with a goddamn bullet still lodged in his chest

    • @surtofgods8265
      @surtofgods8265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Yeah but it was only a .38 police special.

    • @Justowner
      @Justowner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +456

      @@seandlax9 most bullets dont get removed even today, unless the doctor thinks leaving it in is too hazardous. The priority is to plug the hole and stop the bleeding.

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      That's totally savage. To get shot and brush it off like it was nothing.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      What a beast

  • @klausschmidt6833
    @klausschmidt6833 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    Honestly, I think the chemistry of them, and the fact they were both war time leaders from the same era helps bring a level of intensity that is hard to beat. Loved it.

    • @Orphoptics
      @Orphoptics 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t president during either of the wars

    • @klausschmidt6833
      @klausschmidt6833 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Xx_Orphic Goes to show you what I know about American politicians lol. My mistake. Thanks for informing me.

    • @colmhain
      @colmhain 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@klausschmidt6833 His cousin, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, WAS president during WWII. Hence the phrase, "Keep Calm and Kiss my Cousin's Ass!" So, while you weren't exactly right, you weren't exactly wrong, either.

    • @mcpikachu_bob3876
      @mcpikachu_bob3876 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@colmhain OMG THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS REFERING TO

    • @TSERJI
      @TSERJI 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@colmhain or "my cousin" could've also referred to America being Britain's cousin on the world stage. Thus, Britain "kissing America's ass" during world war 2

  • @zachkostoff2341
    @zachkostoff2341 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Best flow: roosevelt
    Best dissss: churchill
    Overall losers: germany and japan

  • @rnin689
    @rnin689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10120

    As an American I can say that Theodore Roosevelt is the most American person I’ve ever seen

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +856

      Idk he never got morbidly obese and yelled at cashiers for not being allowed to go in without a mask

    • @tobyhanke3274
      @tobyhanke3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      @@boomboi130 I hate that its true but sadly it is. Disregarding flat out idiots (whoops, that's like half the country), Roosevelt is probably the most American man so far :V

    • @ericgerard1648
      @ericgerard1648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +544

      @@boomboi130 There are Karen's all over the world, there's only one Teddy Roosevelt.

    • @boomboi130
      @boomboi130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@ericgerard1648 exactly

    • @tobyhanke3274
      @tobyhanke3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@GabeHolm it's not political, it's a fact? Wearing a mask and getting vaccinated shouldnt be political

  • @adan9030
    @adan9030 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43424

    Can we have a world war 2 style battle?
    Churchil + roosevelt + stalin VS hitler + hirohito + mussolini

    • @Telsion
      @Telsion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

      yes please!

    • @sukositb
      @sukositb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

      Adan E. Pizarro Rivera Stalin would immediately set himself apart from group, Churchill would try to smooth it out but Roosevelt dont agree with policy. Mussolini would step up and Hitler will bash him down, Hirohito will talk about how both have no honor and Japan fight till the end.

    • @TheXxkloexx
      @TheXxkloexx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +397

      this would be epic XD

    • @lil.larsson2388
      @lil.larsson2388 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      Adan E. Pizarro Rivera That would be great for a season finale!

    • @davidroman4780
      @davidroman4780 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      actually very good idea

  • @someturtle
    @someturtle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    "you were born asthmatic you are going to choke hard while i wake up everyday and chain smoke cigars" honestly such a good line, one of my favorites

  • @HylianSwordsman1
    @HylianSwordsman1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    I've rewatched this ERB more than any other, it's just so good. The beat, the verses, the costumes, the way you characterized each of them, it's crazy good, I'm still revisiting it years later. I'd love to see a sequel.

  • @O5-XIV
    @O5-XIV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5468

    After his Death, it was said about Roosevelt "Death had to take him sleeping, for if Roosevelt had been awake there would have been a fight".

    • @Blockheadfun
      @Blockheadfun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      By far one of the balliest Presidents America has ever had the old “Bull Moose”. Today’s conniving cowards in office need to learn what a real leader is.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Death is a coward.

    • @origo4286
      @origo4286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      TraustiGeir
      Well, i have to agree ;)

    • @un-ironicproductions6096
      @un-ironicproductions6096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Blockheadfun we have trump. Not as bold but hes getting there.

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      Trump is a fucking coward who cheated his way out of Vietnam and can't even fire his staff in person. TR lead the Rough Riders in the Spanish-American War, was a cowboy, police commissioner in NYC who walked the beat and busted heads if his officers were slacking, and got shot but continued to give his speech before going to the hospital. Trump is a soft, weak coward who's never worked a day in his live, never done anything he hasn't wanted to do, and cries on Twitter about anything that isn't glowing praise of him. TR was into bodybuilding, wrestling, and pugilism. Trump thinks if you exercise you make yourself die more quickly. The man's an obese clown, and it is pathetic any of you think he's strong or tough just because he cries and complains a lot.

  • @EN_Lee
    @EN_Lee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4148

    I just realized Theodore Roosevelt used anti-trust laws against monopolies. "I love competition" makes a lot of sense now.
    Edit: Thanks for 4k likes. I come back to watch and it I see my comment up here, thanks.

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Lmao i didnt even catch that 😂

    • @OfficialAshArcher
      @OfficialAshArcher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      There are so many clever historical lines in this one

    • @williamchristy9463
      @williamchristy9463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Not only this, but he was an avid hunter, and wrestler.

    • @Ixions
      @Ixions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You should google, "The man in the arena" by Theodore Roosevelt

    • @Goliath5100
      @Goliath5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He was called a “trust-buster” too, hence the line “I’ll bust a trust fund lush”. Honestly the writing in this one is staggering

  • @timeracer123
    @timeracer123 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

    They both did a great job however have to go with Roosevelt. I've started actually looking up the historical figures in your rap battles and am suprised how much reseach you put into these. I also apprecate the costumes and the effort you put in to make them look as much as they did in exactly like they really were. Who knew learning could be so fun 😊

    • @jameshamlin1618
      @jameshamlin1618 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      thats the whole point of these videos for viewers to look up the people in them research them a bit and learn stuff sometimes about history science or pop culture.kind of like how the original doctor who was meant to teach history science math and other topics to children.

  • @ioannisfragias7525
    @ioannisfragias7525 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "I'll just return to sender! I'll battle to the end and I will NEVER SURRENDER!" That line slaps so hard for me it's like they not done scrapping they gonna be going a while

  • @dv823
    @dv823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4484

    I think we all can agree that if Teddy didn’t say, “What’s up bitches?” We would have rioted

    • @tonifcbarca
      @tonifcbarca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Franz Gebhard ?

    • @x-snipo2137
      @x-snipo2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      HAAHAHHAHAHa, yes

    • @mikekasich836
      @mikekasich836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Years later and the lyrics are perfect

    • @brianbeck6327
      @brianbeck6327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rough ridin down to Cuba!!! AUGHHHAAHAHAHHA!!!!!

    • @patrickalder4445
      @patrickalder4445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      corecd

  • @hydratedcrepe
    @hydratedcrepe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8714

    That beat hits harder than the Great Depression.

  • @pikanonymous512
    @pikanonymous512 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Honestly I still think after all these years that this is quite possibly your best rap battle EVER

  • @jacquesmesrine3244
    @jacquesmesrine3244 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Brits are proud of their Winston, and I'm proud of my Teddy R. I would say this was a formidable tie with great history among these 2 great men🇺🇲🇬🇧

  • @teddyroosevelt2838
    @teddyroosevelt2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3769

    I don’t remember making this....

    • @the_zygote_three5193
      @the_zygote_three5193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Hello mr bull moose

    • @emerald9327
      @emerald9327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      You were drunk i was there it happened

    • @lazer2414
      @lazer2414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      oh hi teddy

    • @UKMonkey
      @UKMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guess you got beat so hard you had to wipe it from your memory then!

    • @teddyroosevelt2838
      @teddyroosevelt2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@UKMonkey oh no I won this 100%

  • @MaximillianGreil
    @MaximillianGreil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3177

    This is easily my favorite ERB because I have no fuckin clue who won.

    • @jacobhiggins8994
      @jacobhiggins8994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Maximillian Greil same, they were perfectly matched

    • @jazztheblast279
      @jazztheblast279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Funkysoul90 no tedy won

    • @pickletineeltaimados5205
      @pickletineeltaimados5205 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maximillian Greil Same here :)

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I agree. I'm had to watch it 5 times in a row and then try to keep points. I had to go with which one gave me the most laughs in the end. Teddy just squeaked it out for me. However, I think my favorite line goes to Churchill comma with the asthmatic and choking on cigar line

    • @KingCrabLegs
      @KingCrabLegs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed. This one I was particularly fond of.

  • @Dumbfool125
    @Dumbfool125 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    If only we could have presidents like teddy again, no matter democratic or republican. We need more presidents like the ones who paved the way for the US

    • @srinivarma1320
      @srinivarma1320 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Hell maybe they could break the two party system

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@srinivarma1320There is no such thing as a two party system. There are loads of parties in the USA, feel free to vote for one.

    • @Gavin-hl8bg
      @Gavin-hl8bg 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@warfarenotwarfair5655It refers to the fact that it’s basically impossible for any other party to win apart from Republican and Democratic.

    • @pro_master2486
      @pro_master2486 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@warfarenotwarfair5655 Yea but while there not two party system most people vote for just 2 parties, that is because of the whole spoiler effect, the thing is you know that you want to vote for someone else but because your vote does matter causing you to instead just vote for someone you do not want because you do not want, I know I am yapping but maybe you should still look for more sources

    • @warfarenotwarfair5655
      @warfarenotwarfair5655 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@pro_master2486 Well there is definitely not a two party system, people in America vote for individual politicians which primarily form two parties with a wide net. There are outliers in the past and even Bernie Sanders is an independent but most people think he is a Democrat.

  • @duckyduckington9736
    @duckyduckington9736 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "You were born asthmatic you're going to choke hard, while I wake up every day and chain smoke cigars" is so fucking good.

  • @shionkreth7536
    @shionkreth7536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    How in the hell did he manage the 'WHAT'S UP BITCHES?!!' that loud? Impressive..

    • @armantrto180
      @armantrto180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      They're singers and talented.

    • @penepleto1210
      @penepleto1210 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Shion Kreth EpicLLOYD used to voice Teddy Roosevelt in the ERB News, and "WHAT'S UP BITCHEEES?" was his iconic catchphrase

    • @jrex8344
      @jrex8344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      English is a -10/10.

    • @johnboeger7499
      @johnboeger7499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i knew it was familiar

    • @jacquearias7169
      @jacquearias7169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shion Kreth sounds like a fucking firework lol

  • @quangngocdao6696
    @quangngocdao6696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10992

    I just realized after all this time, that Teddy's opening line "I love competition" is a reference to him breaking up monopoly and encourage competition of the market :)

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      No shit? Man, i need to brush up on my history.

    • @notreallyhere67
      @notreallyhere67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Wasn't he also known as the Trust Buster or is that another president I have in mind?

    • @NewGuy2534
      @NewGuy2534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      He was also crazy competitive. Seriously, one of his sons broke his collar bone during a football game and Teddy made damn sure he finished the game.

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@NewGuy2534 He also made American football more mainstream

    • @praetorian9823
      @praetorian9823 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      He would also challenge random people (including world leaders) to boxing matches if he thought they could best him.
      Eventually an artillery officer punched out his retina, and his advisors basically commanded him to *stop challenging world leaders to fight you!* Which he did.
      Only to then install a wrestling mat in the oval office and master jujitsu.
      Absolute legend. That line about him being competitive is deeper than the Mariana Trench.

  • @thunderboy9548
    @thunderboy9548 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Bro the "i will never surrender" part was the best thing in erb history

    • @GdMan11.
      @GdMan11. หลายเดือนก่อน

      Legend has it they kept going for two days and two nights more before spontaneously becoming best friends

  • @thecaliscorpion6915
    @thecaliscorpion6915 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I always come back for this one, flawless..

  • @lalajones526
    @lalajones526 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3980

    They put up a huge fight. I feel like this deserves a sequel. They aren't done with each other yet.

  • @BatootGamer
    @BatootGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2955

    Mr Bean VS Charlie Chaplin

    • @elinbotten940
      @elinbotten940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Batoot Gamer and it would all be mute :o :D

    • @BatootGamer
      @BatootGamer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Elin Botten
      that's the point xD

    • @nintendoentersoft
      @nintendoentersoft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why not throw Harpo Marx into the mix?

    • @subjectdelta4758
      @subjectdelta4758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Batoot Gamer | why not add Jason Voorhees in there 😂😂

    • @BeingTiffBenson
      @BeingTiffBenson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd watch that

  • @SpleeenEater
    @SpleeenEater หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This was just Unstoppable force vs immovable object

  • @24Jeffster
    @24Jeffster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    This is the only battle where I legitimately can’t pick a winner. I literally love every line from both of them. The ascetics, instrumental, the beat, the disses… this one is perfect to me, I don’t think it will ever be topped, and I’m completely okay with that.

  • @Crampanula
    @Crampanula 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2463

    I destroyed that replay button

    • @walterbenavides9529
      @walterbenavides9529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nadine Mary ikr

    • @LoserBroProductions
      @LoserBroProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nadine Mary Fuck me

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nadine Mary I needed a new keyboard

    • @37kemper
      @37kemper 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sandor Clegane Bully! A challenge, I love compition! Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Clegane?

    • @cosmicjenny4508
      @cosmicjenny4508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Nadine Mary in the video URL, replace 'youtube' to 'listenonrepeat', you won't need to click replay, it loops it for you!!

  • @matthewdodd2260
    @matthewdodd2260 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    Winston Churchill vs Teddy Roosevelt
    *peels off sticker*
    Uk vs Us
    *peels off sticker*
    Brexit vs Trump

    • @lordjub-jub5254
      @lordjub-jub5254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *peel off sticker*
      Red vs Blue
      What?

    • @Maw-uc5ft
      @Maw-uc5ft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Peel off sticker
      Blue vs Red

    • @nooneknows7268
      @nooneknows7268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Dodd Why is that a meme

    • @lordjub-jub5254
      @lordjub-jub5254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *peel off sticker*
      Scarlet vs Indigo

    • @SleepyReaper75
      @SleepyReaper75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Farrage V Trump

  • @ercaid66
    @ercaid66 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    "Whatever shit you throw at me, I'll just return to sender. I'll battle to the end, and I will NEVER SURRENDER !"
    This line is pure motivation

    • @AgentSteffi
      @AgentSteffi 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      listened to the song a shit ton through spotifiy so I honestly forgot Winston said it, and thought it was Teddy.
      anyone else think they sound really similar at this part or am I just really bad at recognizing voices?

    • @antenant9294
      @antenant9294 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nope, not you at all. They certainly get much closer aligned towards the end, with Churchill's steadfast delivery deteriorating somewhat into Roosevelt's more openly aggressive one.
      ... a bit like international relations between the two countries as the war progrssed.

    • @GdMan11.
      @GdMan11. หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠@@AgentSteffithey were both saying that line simultaneously

  • @Jobby2077
    @Jobby2077 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    nearly 7 years and I swear this is still the best ERB. Both sides have excellent comebacks to each other

  • @fredererpower
    @fredererpower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3669

    There is no winner as at the end they both showed signs of still going: Roosevelt got shot and kept going and Churchill said he will never surrender. This NEEDS a Part 2!

    • @mitchellskene8176
      @mitchellskene8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I agree

    • @eroupopper
      @eroupopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That was a good ass battle!!!

    • @outriderrasdin4966
      @outriderrasdin4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm agree with you

    • @THETexzilla
      @THETexzilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Part 2 - Winston Churchill & David Lloyd George vs. Franklin D. & Theodore Roosevelt

    • @justinjones5048
      @justinjones5048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yessssss

  • @SRVRCRSHR
    @SRVRCRSHR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    Father Time vs Mother Nature

    • @kmh4674
      @kmh4674 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good One.

    • @juroflash4695
      @juroflash4695 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      time would win because he has all the time in the world to think of disses

    • @ftsvectors2164
      @ftsvectors2164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      With a surprise appearance of Lady Luck.

    • @t-greenrock404
      @t-greenrock404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This needs to happen

    • @Dr.-Dank
      @Dr.-Dank 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That could be cool

  • @The-Eye866
    @The-Eye866 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

    Winston: “Your parents died and you’re asthmatic, hah.”
    Teddy: “I am going to nuke you.”

  • @pacozk1
    @pacozk1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "I keep my rhymes pure like my food and drugs"
    Literally the line earlier:
    "Rough ridin' down to Cuba like 'what's up bitcheeeeeeees!'"

  • @luishernandezsoto
    @luishernandezsoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill REMATCH
    Time for a part 2 people! Plz!!!

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Luis Hernandez We need a muthafuckin rematch

    • @Johnny-ws1oh
      @Johnny-ws1oh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Luis Hernandez But churchill will be sober and teddy will still be roasted

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Annamys 21 Ouch lol

    • @killingzone9486
      @killingzone9486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luis Hernandez yes do like they did with hitler and darth vader

    • @luishernandezsoto
      @luishernandezsoto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      killing zone94 We should get FDR a cameo like Abe Lincoln did

  • @tylereli7593
    @tylereli7593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    “My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn’t ditch me while they were alive like yours did!”
    i-

  • @smeezesmeedleton5107
    @smeezesmeedleton5107 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I’ve watched this every day for the past 6 days and I have t gotten sick of it. It is truly a masterpiece! The beats and music and rhymes were all so goooood.

  • @FatherTime89
    @FatherTime89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think I'd like to see a sequel to this more than any other ERB.

  • @elmostos
    @elmostos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5403

    Cool fact that churchill's line about "ill be sober but youll still be roasted"
    it comes from an actual quote attributed to Churchill when he was called out as drunk and said "I may be drunk, but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly"

    • @redketchum9527
      @redketchum9527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah I think I heard that on the infographics show

    • @itzbeendakavgaming5632
      @itzbeendakavgaming5632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Churchill is the biggest British badass to ever exist.

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Most of Churchill's lines come from actual Churchill quotes (in fact some of them come from one of his speeches, this speech: th-cam.com/video/s_LncVnecLA/w-d-xo.html ).

    • @richardhobbs7360
      @richardhobbs7360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@podemosurss8316 Just shows how he would destroy Teddy in a normal rap battle then if he can slide some decent bars into speeches

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@richardhobbs7360 He was a master when it came to oratory, so yes.

  • @MattNoel
    @MattNoel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2639

    Am I the only one angry that the battle ended because it was so good?

    • @sayconful
      @sayconful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matt Noel nope haha

    • @sverdmester
      @sverdmester 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What an ending though

    • @Meadale1
      @Meadale1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So good

    • @MattNoel
      @MattNoel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't know about you, but I think this was the best one this season

    • @ingridseim3548
      @ingridseim3548 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Noel definitely the best out of the season

  • @MrThehoyce
    @MrThehoyce 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    No ERB has better felt like a clash of two titans than this one.

  • @jakebissell7930
    @jakebissell7930 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Man this has got to be my favorite ERB ever.

  • @vangelisk13
    @vangelisk13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2942

    *Me sleeping*
    My brain : WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSS

  • @alexis8500
    @alexis8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5206

    Fun fact: Theodore Roosevelt actually HATED being called “Teddy.” Every time someone referred to him as Teddy, he would quickly correct them.
    My history teacher told me it was because it was a nickname his wife used to call him before she died but I couldn’t find an actual source for it

    • @vivegriffe5536
      @vivegriffe5536 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      "Teddy" is a pretty common nickname for all Teds and Theodores, he was probably called Teddy since his childhood :p

    • @atlas3556
      @atlas3556 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      @@vivegriffe5536 incorrect sort of. The name "teddy bear" came into existence when Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a mother grizzly. They started calling him "Teddy bear". And the name stuck. Roosevelt hated the name in that context.

    • @chairmaniac1722
      @chairmaniac1722 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @Jared Jams Someone correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that's where Teddy Bears came from

    • @darkknight2481
      @darkknight2481 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@chairmaniac1722 Yeah that’s where Teddy Bears originated from

    • @pennyalston5023
      @pennyalston5023 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Actually it was a baby bear, but you are right. The toy bears were named after the president after the word got around about what president Roosevelt did

  • @Psa22-6
    @Psa22-6 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This was probably peak ERB

  • @deanwickham3585
    @deanwickham3585 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    There needs to be a part two to decide the winner. This is hands down the best ERB, period. I watch it multiple times a week.

  • @majorsy-0325
    @majorsy-0325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9373

    We seriously need a axis vs allies rap battle

  • @ladyreverie7027
    @ladyreverie7027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12088

    The way that the Winston Churchill rapper actually got the delivery to sound the way Churchill spoke, absolutely brilliant.

    • @civ64685
      @civ64685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +791

      Well the person that played churchill is dan bull, hes a british rapper

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      Plus half his rhymes are actual quotes from his speeches. They have even quoted the "our finest hour" speech twice...

    • @jezuzdagangzta5313
      @jezuzdagangzta5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Totally agree

    • @bobbetterottmann2794
      @bobbetterottmann2794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Agreed

    • @MMMaple
      @MMMaple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      especially the last line

  • @1217BC
    @1217BC 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I forgot how amazing this one was! I really can't pick a winner, they were both absolutely beautiful!

  • @Jiren_The_Grey
    @Jiren_The_Grey 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I've got to say the final parts background is underappreciated it shows the people they fought against in flashes of thunder with rough riders for Theadore and Paratroopers for Chirchill,nice details.

    • @amosdeguzman9980
      @amosdeguzman9980 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      People they fought with you mean.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4489

    Winston: "You look like a mix of EpicLLOYD and a Pringles packet!"
    Wardrobe Department: "Goddamn it, I'm trying my best!"

    • @traffy269
      @traffy269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lmao, this comment made my day 🤣🤣🤣

    • @disappointted
      @disappointted 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yea chur needs to chill

    • @eroupopper
      @eroupopper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I bet they left the chat the moment that line dropped!

    • @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire
      @Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@disappointted eyyyyy

    • @Buntod
      @Buntod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s not epicloydd though

  • @jamesshaw3500
    @jamesshaw3500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1560

    2 people who death feared.
    Winston Churchill last words were, "I am bored of it all."
    Death had to come get Teddy Roosevelt while he slept, otherwise there would have been a fistfight for the ages.

    • @tale7955
      @tale7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@abeljames3660 you know a leader is fucked when they can't paint.

    • @samwilkinson2534
      @samwilkinson2534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@abeljames3660 he didnt have a bad post war, he was a hero to all, became pm again in 52, stayed as a mp and won a nobel prize for literature (surprisingly not peace l

    • @0x73V14
      @0x73V14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tale7955 😂🤣

    • @devakirajamurthi6147
      @devakirajamurthi6147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@abeljames3660 he didn't even get re elected:(

    • @g_raffthearchlich
      @g_raffthearchlich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A bullet cant stop the bull moose

  • @spl1c3
    @spl1c3 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Still to this day one of the best and most evenly matched ERBs. Both had phenomenal bars and although I’d say Roosevelt had the edge, Churchill put up one hell of a fight.

  • @MsMtheory
    @MsMtheory 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    They both did...This was fantastic!!! Well met!

  • @chilliard120
    @chilliard120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    Was anyone else expecting FDR to take the third verse?

  • @joeneauxvieve6203
    @joeneauxvieve6203 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    "I'll battle till the end and I'll never surrender"? You know they're already planning a rematch.

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Star Wars Fan Girl or they're just quoting what Churchill once said...

    • @actanonverba3041
      @actanonverba3041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Minecast Joe But it's still definitely worth a rematch

    • @davcharley5001
      @davcharley5001 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can totally see that dude :) :)

    • @joer.g8568
      @joer.g8568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XenoVolt it is worth a rematch. but they don't seem like characters who'd keep returning. unlike Adolf and Vader

    • @davcharley5001
      @davcharley5001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Minecast Joe True

  • @matthicksxx
    @matthicksxx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Lloyd and DanBull did great jobs of capturing the mannerisms/ways of speaking of these two historical titans. Great job, ERB!

  • @dude7816
    @dude7816 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It’s time for a rematch!

  • @Okayyeawhy
    @Okayyeawhy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    "World war 2 soon?" 😂😂😂😂

    • @robbierotten1165
      @robbierotten1165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aleksei J HOLY SHIT

    • @DarthCookieKS
      @DarthCookieKS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      i loved that part, plus Teddy's dropping bombs you better get hiding in your tubes!

    • @HollowGround96
      @HollowGround96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Aleksei J keep calm and kiss my cousins ass super fun died laughing

    • @seanj.3290
      @seanj.3290 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aleksei J best part

    • @lordsgaming8994
      @lordsgaming8994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joe Gnemmi add Hirohito to the axis and tito to the allies and it will be perfect

  • @his04-34
    @his04-34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1103

    Flo from Progressive vs Jake from State Farm.

  • @Blaze4364
    @Blaze4364 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Even 7 years later this is still one of my all time favourite songs, and videos. Iconic, with amazing bars and incomparable disses.
    Thank you ERB for years of amazing work and content.

  • @DeetexSeraphine
    @DeetexSeraphine 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ugh, argually one of the best ones, this one is.

  • @brodyman30
    @brodyman30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7741

    This battle has some of the hardest hitting lines of the whole series.

    • @Drakelx55
      @Drakelx55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      killerdino17 I think that would be Zeus VS Thor if you understand the mythology

    • @brodyman30
      @brodyman30 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@Drakelx55 oh man I forgot about that one. I feel like that battle is way underrated. People didn't like it because its stop motion but I followed the guy who did it for years before he made it so I'm a big fan of that battle.

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      *Babe Ruth*

    • @floyd5688
      @floyd5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Clint Eastwood and Bruce Lee

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      My favorite line was "Everyone knows you're back at home saying, thank God for Pearl harbor."

  • @michaelweninger106
    @michaelweninger106 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8978

    This definitely needs a sequel....

    • @alexandra4real360
      @alexandra4real360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      OMG YES IT does!!

    • @marcinsport1
      @marcinsport1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yep

    • @fittzie
      @fittzie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michael Weninger Hell yes

    • @-aaa-aaa
      @-aaa-aaa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      PLEASE ERB I BEG OF YOU

    • @michaelweninger106
      @michaelweninger106 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Personally I just think Dan Bull didn't get to show case his real talent for speed in this one. If there was a sequel, I'd be afraid for Teddy once he started going faster, but either way, this was truly one of my favorites.

  • @timothyhenegar7484
    @timothyhenegar7484 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    There needs to be a round 2 of Teddy vs Winston. It was left at such a black and white cliff hanger they were both face to face to go at each other! 🤟🧐🤘

  • @jbrooks1622
    @jbrooks1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3160

    WHATS UP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!
    -Teddy Roosevelt, 1858

    • @snakey934Snakeybakey
      @snakey934Snakeybakey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      if he comes back to life, lets re-elect him in 2024!

    • @mabob1913
      @mabob1913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think you mean 1898

    • @BiRainbow29
      @BiRainbow29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XDXDXDXD

    • @chinesegovernment989
      @chinesegovernment989 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeremy Brooks YA YEET
      PRESIDENT OBA-CARE

    • @void_wyrm
      @void_wyrm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that is historically accurate

  • @asemui8629
    @asemui8629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    When the American kid spills the british kids tea so he snatches his burger:

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      More like the British kid spills the American kid's coca cola so he snatches his crumpet.

    • @englandcountryhuman8588
      @englandcountryhuman8588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I laughed to hard at this

    • @finnbathgate6187
      @finnbathgate6187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      More like when some people in Boston spilled the brits tea into the harbour so they snatched their rifles

    • @CortezCZTVProduction
      @CortezCZTVProduction 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bully a challenge!

    • @thealmightygoose4717
      @thealmightygoose4717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@finnbathgate6187 nice

  • @maxordman4100
    @maxordman4100 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Truly epic in every sense of the word! Such fantastic rhymes and rhythm! Roosevelt vs Churchill easily makes my top ten ERBs! Lots of incredible moments! These two really are just like a bull dog and a teddy bear!

  • @lythd
    @lythd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    loved all the references, one of the best

  • @ayrtonbarmecide4912
    @ayrtonbarmecide4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2637

    Teddy's line "I love competition!", is a reference to his stringent anti-monopoly laws

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ayrton Barmecide
      *really?! That was the hardest line to put into context. Who would’ve known?!*

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@smartobsession7720 are you being a prick right now?

    • @smartobsession7720
      @smartobsession7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Farkas The Companion
      Yup.

    • @doctorowl2812
      @doctorowl2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@smartobsession7720 well stop

    • @thepodcaster2608
      @thepodcaster2608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Or the fact that he would box while in the White House once boxing a general and having one of his blood vessels in his eye damaged

  • @madarauchiha-bo3pd
    @madarauchiha-bo3pd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1540

    Okay, let's be real. This was the best beat/soundtrack in erb history.

    • @zachzent8287
      @zachzent8287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Copy & Paste Watch Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter. That beat was better and it also had Dan Bull

    • @zabdicastillo511
      @zabdicastillo511 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Copy & Paste This was also one of my favorites along with justin bieber vs beethoven (for elise remix, yes please)

    • @HectorGarcia-gh6ng
      @HectorGarcia-gh6ng 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the fuck are you on?

    • @gavinmahoney5402
      @gavinmahoney5402 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best beat goes to Frederick Douglass v Thomas Jefferson (However bad that battle may have been) or Hannibal v Jack the Ripper

    • @rossmurdoch8786
      @rossmurdoch8786 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Copy & Paste this or Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter I think it's because of the bass and punch of the beat

  • @anthonyurban2589
    @anthonyurban2589 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    best one ever...well done

  • @eccehobo
    @eccehobo 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This is, by far, my favorite ERB

  • @og5863
    @og5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    Theodore Roosevelt: Gets shot
    Also him: Tis a flesh wound

    • @samuelsilver4485
      @samuelsilver4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Tis but a scratch

    • @the_bull_mooseparty1892
      @the_bull_mooseparty1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      He was saved because of the papers he had written for his speech on and the case for his glasses so that's is why he was almost completely unfazed

    • @og5863
      @og5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@the_bull_mooseparty1892 yes i know this fact, but his overall reputation is why i made this joke. ;-;

    • @the_bull_mooseparty1892
      @the_bull_mooseparty1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@og5863 I just put it here as a lot of people don't know👍

    • @og5863
      @og5863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@the_bull_mooseparty1892 ok well then carry on, thanks for the clarification. Sorry lol

  • @arguablyaustralian
    @arguablyaustralian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8040

    I would like to propose: The Iron Lady v.s The Iron Chancellor (A.K.A Thatcher and Bismarck).

  • @BigyetiTechnologies
    @BigyetiTechnologies หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I've watched this so often it's beginning to fade from the Internet.

  • @canonincsharpgaming1347
    @canonincsharpgaming1347 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    One of the best episodes of erb. This is flaming!

  • @hhhweras8480
    @hhhweras8480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2557

    EpicLloyd vs a Pringles packet

    • @Saintie23
      @Saintie23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      pringles will mope the floor with epiclloyd

    • @Alex_Nason
      @Alex_Nason 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      cheezburger troll you mean part two?

    • @ethanhall9376
      @ethanhall9376 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cheezburger troll 666th like

    • @marcverus158
      @marcverus158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cheezburger troll how about lays vs pringles packet interupted by doritos 😎

    • @brendanpramsey
      @brendanpramsey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marc Verus lays don't you mean walkers