Do These Conservative And Liberal Women Agree On MY BODY, MY CHOICE?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- These two women come from different political parties. But at least they can agree on "my body, my choice" - or do they?
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Has anyone ever assumed you had different beliefs? How did that make you feel?
My boss assumed I had the vaccine. Whoopsies?
They do not have to assume my views.
please make a commercial of two Latino parents who are Biden supporters whose baby is always short on formula and their baby is happy until every time he/she sees a Biden photo, then when baby can finally talk several months later, first words are "Lets go Brandon." followed by, do what is right for your baby, vote Republican.... Would be a great commercial to play in LA.
please make a commercial of two Latino parents who are Biden supporters whose baby is always short on formula and their baby is happy until every time he/she sees a Biden photo, then when baby can finally talk several months later, first words are "Lets go Brandon." followed by, do what is right for your baby, vote Republican.... Would be a great commercial to play in LA.
If others didn’t assume I had different beliefs they weren’t paying attention.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I was friends with my liberal friends, we agreed on many things. Until they wanted internment camps for anti vexxers. My friends also hated the nazis and I hated hypocrites so it didn't end well.
As a liberal dude; I'll have to say, I'm against internment camps for any reason.
@@gilian2587 except for those racist, misogynistic antivaxx conspiracy theorist nazi dictator, fascist, transphobic anti-lgbtqqrtppabcdlmnop white cis males, am I right? 💅
@@gilian2587 As a conservative I am also against internment camps of any kind. Yes, for illegals also. I still can't believe we did that to Japanese-American CITIZENS during WWII.
When did liberals want internment camps for anti-vaxxers? Is this like that "Obama is going to put Christians in FEMA camps" thing?
@@gilian2587 as a conservative woman, I agree.
The guy speaking the truth at the end is the true hero in that story
Yea, but it didn't stop that other person from becoming president.
That guy is the hero we need.
You mean the one... MANSPLAINING! *gasp*
@@mustang607 Apparently Kenya was considered a part of the US at that moment...
Love the crab tee shirt.
props to them for trying to make it work regardless of their differences
Wait ✋️ ✋️ in murica you don't have voter ID.??? 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I am from India, we are required to not only have voter ID when we go to the voting booth to vote, but also ensure that our names are in the list which we can check online via the unique code present in our "VOTER ID" 😃😃😃😃😃😎!
@@thegreatgatsby8180 In Murica, you can vote no matter what country you're from, because we don't check those things because it's "racist".
Avoiding the debate is not trying to make it work, what they did in the skit is completely an exaggeration, and most likely they wouldn't be friends anymore, because that's reality, because people's values, are as near to them as there heartbeat.
@@giorgiodechambre6798 "because people's values, are as near to them as there heartbeat." That's factually wrong. Because if that was true, no woke person could be alive for more then a few months. They would simply die from heart failure when they switch their opinions every few months.
@@thegreatgatsby8180 Well, then Indians are clearly racist. According to black people (who are incapable of obtaining ID of any kind), voter ID = racism.
You missed a huge joke opportunity, they should have both said "OMG! the fact that government bans them doesn't mean they're not going to be available on the streets illegally!" then liberal girl says "Drugs" and the conservative girl says "Guns" :-) consider a part 2 for this video.
*chef's kiss*
That really is a crappy argument for legalizing something
Rapist are going to rape with way. So we need to keep rape safe legal and rare. We don't want them going into back alleys and raping people. We need safe spaces where they can rape safely.
Red shirt woman could say "abortions" and it would still be true.
@@Sorakeyblademaster37 You mean blue...?
that's a good shout, somebody give this dude a writing job
Yet another flawless video. It’s like a shining an obvious light to what we are all thinking.
Ironically this is very much like reality 😳
@@hi-q2261... let's see how our benevolent YouLube algorithm suppresses this...
@@hi-q2261 the Bible never mentions abortion
@@stopthescammers1362 I would start with the fifth commandment
@@stopthescammers1362 it talks about sending children through the ring of fire in child sacrafice though. Pretty similar mentalities.
When the blue shirt lady said ‘One nation, under goddess’, I died!
It's called "Cognitive dissonance" and it seems to be the ONLY mode people exist in now.
its because the left's narratives are pervetsions of reality, they mirror it in many ways.
Except it's not.
I don't think they are conservatives, they are two crazy liberals. I haven't seen any conservative woman talk like that.
It's always been this way - it's just become too obvious to ignore in recent years.
It's what's causing the divide. And no, it hasn't always been like this. The 1st page of the book has always been blowing up the egos of the stupid. We see this everywhere. Wokeism is nothing else. CRT uses it. Masknazis, etc etc.
The 1940s German Nazis eg always picked the dumbest idiot of the street and made him "Blockwart", gave him a gun and the power to terrorise others. It's part of psychological warfare.
I completely agree with “My body, my choice” when it comes to abortion: as it is the baby’s body that is being affected, the unborn child should make the decision on whether he or she is killed.
Yeah that makes sense 🙄
@@transistor3115 it makes alot of sense, you were obviously being sarcastic though so wana explain to me how it doesn't?
Only if the fetus has ID and has been COVID vaccinated should it be able to decide.
* This is sarcasm for those who are completely devoid of a sense of humor.
@@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 Because the unborn child is not capable of expressing any wishes on the subject.
That's the fundamental difficulty of laws around abortion. Once an unwanted pregnancy occurs, two people have claim to the same organs. The question is whose claim takes precedence: the adult woman who can speak for herself, or the zygote/embryo/fetus who must be spoken for by government.
My preferred legal standard would be that a woman has the right to stop being pregnant, at any time, for any reason. The zygote/embryo/fetus has an equal right to try and survive the separation process. Then put a bunch of research money into being able to save younger preemies. Right now the record is 21 weeks, one day gestation. To get lower than that, we're going to need to develop artificial womb technology.
More significantly, let's do everything we can to make unexpected pregnancies rare. Let's also do what we can to avoid unexpected pregnancies becoming unwanted pregnancies. That starts with a great deal more support for pregnant women. And humans in general, really.
Yes, her body, her choice, her responsibility. A woman has every right to choose wither to spread her legs or not. Choosing to have sex means she should be expected to take full responsibility for carrying the child to term. After the baby is born she can put the child up for adoption if she wants. No one has the right to end the life of another human being.
I love how the guy spat out his drink before coming over to inform them lol
I Googled first to find out the technical term for it. Then with just one prompt describing the action in ChatGPT it said, spit take 😅
@@cybermails That's awesome lol
This is what happens to people who believe whatever's comfortable rather than even caring what's true.
You can say the same for people who still believe MSM without question.
@@thehagification Yep. People who blindly believe MSM are imbeciles. Liberals are most guilty of this, but some conservatives are guilty too.
@@pw3858 exactly why people have got back to having no idea where Ukraine is on a map but are fully up to day with the JD and AM trial..
I think that the vast majority of people, go from cradle to grave, never questioning the beliefs of whatever culture/family that they are born into.
"My belief makes me happy. And if I critically examine my belief, I might decide that it's wrong. And that would not make me happy. Therefore, I will interact only with friends and family members who reinforce my preconceived idea, and form an information bubble, comprised solely of sources of news and information which also reenforce my preconceived belief".
It's not a Liberal or a Conservative thing; it's a human thing.
If you were raised in a cult, then one day, woke up to reality, realized that all of your friends and family were literally insane, then left the cult, it would be very difficult for you.
You'd have to cut ties with everyone and everything you'd ever loved, come to terms with the fact that you'd spent your entire life being a sucker, figure out how to make your way in the real world, and form a new support network.
One comprised of people who ARE in touch with reality. New co-workers, new friends, a new significant-other...
Eventually you'd probably get married, and start a family of your own, but you'd probably still miss the one you were born into.
You might reach out to them and try to reason with them, but you'd be lucky if you managed to deprogram even TWO loved ones from your old life.
It’s baby’s body, NOT your body.
You know this is frickin' good, because I want to put both actors on perma-ignore even though they are just pretending. Love it!
@@DrDeuteron If you "misgender" a man, isn't it "mister-gendering"?
@@DrDeuteron amber calls herself an actor.
@@randominternetguy3537 I call them actresses...heh
@@DrDeuteron What a joke of a word "misgendering!" What's next "MISTER GENDERING!?"
@@charlieo3150 …….(ms.)
"I literally, figuratively, agree with you in this moment."
The thing about the "My body, My choice" argument that no one seems to comprehend is that the baby is not a part of the woman's body. It is "in" the woman's body.
My body my choice also applies to the unborn child. So before she can abort her unborn, she needs to ask it. But since it cant give an answer the prudent course of action is not to abort
Yeah, but for some strange reason, if you remove the baby from her body before its time to be born, the baby dies. So its not just chilling there lmao. Its actively uses her body to grow and feed itself.
@@jonson856 That argument is not strong enough since you cannot kill someone if they ask you to (yet).
@@dannyarcher6370 Depends on what country you're talking about.
@@dannyarcher6370 So if the baby consents to abortion then we still can't kill it. Great! (not /s)
Really clever writing on this one.
I think BB could start a whole series on these types of issues that both sides agree on, but for completely different reasons that are still incredibly similar.
Thank you!!! Appreciate the kind words
BB is getting better lately. They've been plenty good for a long time.
Wait ✋️ ✋️ in murica you don't have voter ID.??? 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I am from India, we are required to not only have voter ID when we go to the voting booth to vote, but also ensure that our names are in the list which we can check online via the unique code present in our "VOTER ID" 😃😃😃😃😃😎
@@thegreatgatsby8180 Do you have more than one billion people in India right now?
Kinda need captions though since it’s hard to hear both of them at once
Your body, your choice, your responsibility, your accountability.
Thats so on point. Women always shake things when theyre uncomfortable
interesting Guess women with anxiety shouldn't hold a baby while talking or do the just rock them then its ok
@@bunnyboo6295 that’s pretty depressing
@@lasthopelost9090 Yeah the issues a PTSD mind always on the look out for danger
Thank God ..!
It didn't go unnoticed that you implied the liberal (blue outfit) had to read her lines from some type of card and not even address the other actress. Loved it!
We may all start to get along once we acknowledge that the right wing (Democrats) and the far right (Republicans) are equally ridiculous and equally opposed to reason.
@@johnstrawb3521 According to an Overton Window analysis of today's politics, far right is now a centralist.
@@johnstrawb3521 you are a lol
@@johnstrawb3521 LMAO yeah sure buddy
@@johnstrawb3521 Well you messed up the sides
It took me a minute to realize the colors of their shirts :)
Don’t know what I would have done without the color-coded shirts.🤣
as a Canadian, I was definitely confused. lol
I didn’t even notice. Good catch and the Babylon Bee are so clever.
I didn't even notice until the end. I was paying too much attention to them shaking things out of nervousness.
I had some friends that shared a common hobby. Never talked politics. One day it came up somehow. Not much was said. Didn't hear from them much after that. I lean right.
nightclubs have been discriminating against those that have been historically marginalized by checking IDs to enter...it's like, wtf is up with that!
Us nerds have been discriminated too long by nightclubs!!1!11!1
Couldn’t agree more!!! Messed up
The real main objections to voter ID laws is the way Republicans try to implement them. My state of North Carolina now has the law, but only after a legal battle pointing out the unconstitutional nature and obvious biases the original draft of the law had. Before the voter ID law went into effect, you had to pay to get an ID which is in violation of the supreme court's ruling against poll taxing. Now though, a basic non-DMV ID is free. That still has issues attached to it because in order to get it, you have to provide two forms of documentation proving you're a resident of the state, which of course means a lot of poor people (most notably the homeless) can't get one because they don't have any official documentation in their name. This just helps to continue the vicious cycle of keeping them in their place at the bottom of the totem pole.
The drafters of the original bill also tried to be tricky about what counts as acceptable identification. Fishing and hunting licenses are a-ok, but student ID's from state universities are not. Any American with an inkling of sense can see that obviously Republicans are more likely to have the fishing or hunting license and Democrats are more likely to have the student ID. This element of the bill was later scrapped since its political bias was very blatant, but this is the kind of crap that Republicans repeatedly try in every state they push for voter ID laws.
@@Warp10x perhaps nerds as you put it should set up their own Hangouts and put a guard at the door who and miss people by asking them a math question or some other complex scientific question
@@Hal2718 I have been saying this for a long time and I will keep saying it. In order to vote everyone must be required to prove they are who they say they are however I don't propose an ID card. Every driver's license facility in the United States now has a computerized digital fingerprint reader they are everywhere. Place them in polling facilities and where you go to register to vote. When you go to vote or register you give them your fingerprint that is free you don't have to pay for that and you can't fake it. Also once you vote you can't vote again because the system automatically record that you voted. It would be a foolproof system. However we know Democrats don't want that they want to be able to cheat elections every chance they can get
Pro abortion pro forced.vax people are incredibly consistent with their beliefs. In both cases what they are really saying is "your body, my choice" as the body being murdered is not their own.
“They had us in the first half, not gonna lie”
Yours is an excellent comment, should be pinned imo
Right? Both views are forcing their will onto another human being.......forcing the death of a gowing baby, and forcing injection onto others because govt. says so.
My liberal ex-friends were exactly like this. Beta male pro female everything, blindly trusted liberal media and had the most insane excuses when I pressed them on their beliefs.
When a late term abortion method puts a baby into cardiac arrest, that definitely isn't "my body my choice."
Anti abortion anti forced.vax people are incredibly consistent with their beliefs. In both cases what they are really saying is "your body, my choice" as the body being murdered is not their own.
The whole, "My Body, My Choice" thing is BEFORE sex, not after you have sex and get pregnant. You decide whether or not you sleep with a guy.. because... "My Body, My Choice!"
Once you and the guy agree to sex, it is now a union, a coupling.. between you and the man.. and anything that comes from that situation, you BOTH have a say in. If you do not agree with that, then do no sleep with men. That is Your Choice.
Way to much self accountability there eftists would never go for that.
Agreed, the choice is made before the pregnancy even begins.
What are they doing to those salads?!?
Is that a real thing people do?
I'm glad I'm not the only confused by this.
It actually is. But their emotions are so high that they are basically turning it into a salad puree.
Salad shakers to evenly coat the veggies. I do it at home.
Not to that degree. Salad shaking helps to evenly coat it with the dressing, but they're doing it to such excess that it's turning to mush. (The implication is that they're both getting increasingly irritated and they're unconsciously taking it out on their salads)
Basically a few seconds is more than enough.
Real people don't eat boxed salads.
Well written; great performance!! “One nation…under Goddess”. 😂
Thank you Doug!
The colored tops was a nice added touch. Bravo.
Bodily autonomy does apply more to refusing a medical procedure rather than murdering the body of the infant that is dependent upon your body for survival during early development
Bodily, not bodilies
hear, hear!
Truth
This is one of the Human Rights articles?, isn't it?
I see it the other way around. Being a disease vector is irresponsible. Aborting a child is responsible. But that's the crux - to pro-lifers, the fetus belongs to the government, for pro-choicers the fetus belongs to the mother, like a newly growing limb she can cut off.
Phenomenal acting and pacing. The characters make as much sense….as they can. 😬😮
Really? This acting was horrible. I was cringing so hard I could barely see the video
@@RichardFStripeRendezvous Yes, because everyone watches Bee videos for the acting. Of course. You’re absolutely right. It’s comedy. If it pushed your buttons, perhaps figure it out?
@@kennethos8089 It didn't push my buttons, I agree with the message. The delivery is just terrible.
@@RichardFStripeRendezvous OK. For what the actresses intended, it fit the bill.
@@RichardFStripeRendezvous , no.
This relationship reminds me so well of my sister (Irish twin) and me. But when it came to the jab, she went totally apeshit crazy on me and then started to use terms like antivaxxers and "I won't hire any antivaxxer." I hate being forced to take anything experimental and dangerous. She could not win an argument with me on the facts and information of the jabs of any brand.
Unfortunately she's a doctor and used the "I'm a doctor and you're not" argument on me. Ha, I turned the tables and said it ain't in your field of specialty. She never studied immunology or virology in her college year or even her specialization. She tried gas lighting me, and I just couldn't deal with someone like that anymore.
The director of Health World Organization is not a doctor either. And he is the one saying whatbto do or not to all the doctors around the world, like your sister 🤷
@@verobarrionuevo exactly the people planning to future of the *planet* at the WEF think they know what’s best for everyone! What’s their qualifications? They have money?!? Great. Go elites. 🎉
And let’s go Brandon(a follower of the wef)
Medical malpractice/error is a leading cause of death in the US. Maybe pick a different authority lol
@@michaelsorensen7567 Lol totally true. My other sis works in the hospitals in CA... And she worked in several different ones from there and let's say they ain't great. The worst was the cancer research hospital that acted like a mafia business because if you can't pay, you can give them your assets instead. And I assure you the rate of death is high there. Most of the cancer patients are treated like lab rats and that place would get an active shooter once a week. Yanno, grieving family member. Her current ones are just as bad (is it all bad in CA?), there's more people dying by malpractice there than what they came in for. One of them still haunts her, when a man came in from a car crash(he only got a bump to the head). The doctor and his residents looked like crazed murderers and cracked opened the man up taking his organs out.... My sis came up there to delivery some blood(she works in the labs) and saw the gruesome murder. And the guy was unjabbed... Sis quit a week after. Gosh that place is messed up. Btw that hospital sponsors Pfizer and all their employees are using it(sis ain't).
How the fuck does one become a "doctor" without taking immunology or virology?
I had to take a year of immunology/virology + 2 years of microbiology/hematology along with biochem at LEAST. They should honestly put more of those in the USMLE smfh
That spit take in the background was pure gold.
I didn't even notice it til the 3rd time I watched it.
2:08 For the folks at home.
@@joeheid4757 I noticed it, but had to go back and watch it again to be sure of what I saw. It was a nice touch that they never actually addressed it in the video. Subtlety really is a dying art these days.
@@Jito463 Subtle indeed, but they did set it up with a cut away to the couple.
@@taylorwest6986 I feel a bit ashamed, but thanks for the time stamp ^^'
COULDN’T. AGREE. MORE. 👊🏼
Killed it again 🙌
Watching this makes my brain hurt. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalk board.
@@wushupants thank you so much!!! We had a lot of fun making this one ☝️
Both of you were so hilarious!!
@@erikhermansen3431 No one's stopping you, buddy
"I literally, figuratively, couldn't agree more" this should be a thing
This literally happened to me just a couple of weeks ago, thinking we were on the same page! 😂😭 Didn’t exactly end well, but we still talk 🤪
Lol that’s nice to hear
Lol
If it was a friend jut never talk politics with a friend unless you know for sure what side they are on
When I hear those type of women starts to talk, my hearing goes on vacation!
The guy in the background spewing his water when she suggests Ryan Reynolds for president 🤣🤣🤣. I lost it!
>Buy a Salad
>Shake it for 3 minutes
>Don't eat it
>Cry
These trendy diets...
How To Be a Basic Bitch 101
Yes good idea person that takes longer will eat less and keeping busy will make you forget your hungry.
They shook it so long, its mush by now
I know the comments here are fun and good times; but seriously, is shaking your salad really a thing?
It wouldn't really surprise me...but..it seems so useless 😛
This has been our country for the past 35 years and we’re just finally starting to come to acknowledge it.
For years the nation was stuck between the two as consolidated people can’t agree. Everywhere has different ethics on this. So Texas basically tipped the volatile explosive, restarting the SNAFU which layed simmering while the general populace dealt with other problems. But since the debates are back with social media egging people, things are either more peaceful because the fights are online or more violent because of Internet violence translating into real violence.
Occupy Wall Street scared the crap out of the elites. They decided to go all-in with identity politics and stoking racial division in order to keep the plebs arguing with each other.
@Broken Eyes Yes, and it will take another 35 years for both groups to realize that what has really happened is they've been set at each other's throats by the rich.
@@gutsmasterson2488 I was fine with it staying on Halo multiplayer.
Back then Red Vs Blue meant the game was either Capture the Flag, Team Slayer or Rooster Teeth had come out with a new episode….
Shit it still means that….
Who is "us" in this fictitious scenario?
Legend has it they are still shaking their salads…
Sadly, these 2 actresses are far more articulate and knowledgeable than their real-life counterparts would be. I love the guy at the end!
Not to mention only conservative women are that pretty and feminine.
Both of them hating men was the deepest truth in this video.
... they hate us until something goes bump in the night or they want to bump in the night.
@@warpartyattheoutpost4987 Or requires the use of two hands
Actually it was the the incel barging into the convo with the socially-clueless factoid that was an even deeper truth.
Once upon a time when I used facebroke, one of my "friends" posted something with "my body. my choice." I posted a comment with nothing but 4 or 5 website articles that explicitly or implicitly stated that the fetus is not the mother's body. I was told to shove my opinion up my ___ and that "clearly [my] mother should have aborted me." Such loving and caring people on the left...
Vaccine card to vote? Yea...that definitely sounds like something Dems would be into
Better than a Gun license
It's all of them never think your republickdicks are for you because none of them cares
@@Woopor 🙄🤦
The ONLY, ONLY, ONLY reason they didn't go that route is that black people aren't into vaccines.
@@Woopor - That sounds unconstitutional
Love that the guy who stated a fact stepped in at the end, and got the "how dare he" look.
My thoughts exactly
Did you catch that his "fact" wasn't really relevant except in purely literal, missed-social-cues fashion?
@@berenonehand uh.... yeah. Got that. You caught this is a satire site, right?
@@JB-sf5do Sometimes the satire is unintentional ;-) But more often, the autistic incels just miss it ;-)
If there's a funnier site making fun of politics than The Babylon Bee, I'd sure like to see it because these guys absolutely kill it every time.
Did I just hear the unborn child cry out “My body, my choice”?
sure thing, he can try to survive without my uterus, lets see how long that lasts :)
I'm pretty sure that's just your psychosis acting up again.
But you fool, you see that fully formed baby that reacts to it's mother's voice is just a clump of cells!😂
@Brat Hahn not for long😁
The last 2 years I've lost a few friends by discovering my true values. I don't feel sad, I've met some new great people along the way, and I'm sure I'll be in an even better place in the next 2 years, so that I won't be having a salad with the blue woman
No one is worth tolerating willful ignorance.
If they don't respect you enough for you have a different opinion they were never your friends in the first place.
Odd if true friends they should except your difference in opinion
I recently went to Ireland to meet up with some old friends. One woman I've known for 14 years knows I'm unvax so asked me if I'd take an antigen test before meeting. I said I didn't need it to fly into the country so won't be doing it. She subsequently cancelled the meet up.
Well to be fair, someone obviously fcked her brains out.
The guy at the end with 1 trillion iq
I'd never expect to see the real MVPerry here
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Great acting! And makes some really good points.
The only unrealistic thing: They're equally good looking, but the one on the left (literally and figuratively) would rarely be that attractive in real life.
And the one of the right would actually have that crazed look in her face in real life
fauci: your body my choice
You spelled Faux Chi wrong.
Same with republicans, only that small jab is a millions time less consequential than going through unwanted pregnancy and motherhood.
Pro lifers:
Caring a baby to term does not force anyone to stay in motherhood. The waiting list for newborn adoption is long throughout all of society. Adoption has always been the best option for those who refuse to care for others. It’s only recently that children are slaughtered in the womb at such a high number while others remain infertile and long for a child or even pay for random peoples s perm and eggs because there aren’t babies to adopt. 20 days after conception the only choice abortion gives you is to have to spill his blood from his body in order to cut him off from the breath of life he does received through the mother that she makes a choice to deny him of. There are more pro life pregnancy, parenting, women’s health education centers that provide free care that plan parenthood do not provide or even charge for if they do provide. Republicans absolutely support these centers and it’s actually Democrats that stand against the support Republicans have for women and children including tax breaks for those who want to give their money to local pregnant women instead of abortion/birth control in other Countries the way Democrats have used our tax dollars. That’s wrong.
Did you read my reply? Could you please.
Isn’t the first issue that they’re both hugely egoistical and are thus prone to taking debate personally?
This highlights the hypocrisy and double standards that has become the norm in our matriarchy.
“Maybe we shouldn’t go there either. “ Just heard there is a new cereal called Period Crunch. I swore blind it must be the Babylon Bee but apparently it’s not satire.
Just when I truly thought I'd seen it all.
@Tom Kerruish Always further to fall apparently.
Period Crunch? They named it after my wife's sister?!
@Zanta 🤣
There's a cereal called Snow Flakes, now with added tears.
I love the guy spitting out his drink in the background when they suggest Ryan Reynolds 🤣 you guys are so good with details
I had to search through quite a few comments to see if anyone else noticed before posting a comment about it myself. lol
I personally was one of the few who liked the McDonalds salad shakers, after watching this video, I felt the need to let you all know that
I used to shake my salads, too. More efficient dressing coverage than tossing a salad. Is there a support group we can join?
@@taylorwest6986 🤣🤣🤣
When I make a salad at home I often put it in a Tupperware so I can give it a good shake. It really is the best way.
I love the shirt color choice, very subtle details like that i enjoy
oh goodness the shaking of the salad touched my soul 😆
"I literally, figuratively agree with you in this moment."
Thats good.
Isn’t it amazing how the same person when playing different roles actually make you see that person completely different .
Indeed. One even had brown eyes while the other’s was blue.
@@spiritmatter1553 Contacts .
My favorite part is he guy spitting out his water in the background when one of them asks "Why can't he (Ryan Renalds) be president"
Gives new meaning to "toss the salad"!
Frickin BRILLIANT! These are as good if not better then the early years of SNL!,
As far as abortion is concerned it's still "my body, my choice", reversing Roe v Wade just returned to the individual states to decide what is legal.
So the states decide whether or not “my body my choice” applies? If that’s the case then it’s not my body my choice, it’s my body the states choice.
Exactly, what if we made it even more localized, rather than the federal government deciding whether women can get abortions or even the state governments, what if we let cities and towns decide? Or maybe each neighborhood could decide? Or wait... maybe even the individual could decide? Nah that's too crazy.
@@airops423 Exactly! Each individual can vote in elected officials that will represent their ideals to get their local laws changed one way or another. Sounds fair to me.
@@TheNerdiestGeek better yet, each person should get to live out their ideals how ever they see fit rather than having the government decide what those ideals should be.
@@airops423 Do you also agree with no mask mandates, vaccine mandates, climate mandates, no shutting down businesses for government-defined "crises", no gun control legislation, etc? Because I can argue the same thing for each and every one, "You want/don't want x? That's fine, but I don't want/want x, so how about we all live according to our ideals without government interference?"
I never want to ever hear "my body, my choice" as a legit argument. Also, funny how everyone agrees on everything, just a little detail here and there
Well, would that apply to the Me Too movement? For example: "My body, my choice to either sleep with you and get the role, or turn you down and head over to my next audition." That seems perfectly legit.
The Me Too movement can go to…look what it’s done for Amber Heard! Believe all woman, so she ran with it and banged on about Johnny….many woman supported her at the time. Heard was riding high on that BS, but where are those woman who supported her and the Believe All Woman movement now…?? Crickets.
@Larry Not exactly my point. I'm explicitly saying that it is OK for a man to offer an acting role in exchange for sex, and for a woman to accept or refuse. Both sides being practical, neither being predatory, as long as neither is FORCING anything on the other.
@@yolandascholten2012 #BelieveAllWomenUnlessItIsPoliticallyInconvienentOrTheyAreConservative
My body my choice is a legit argument, for not wanting a vaccine.
Pro abortionists are really saying, my child's body, my choice. So they are quite consistent with the pro forced vax view.
My Body, My Latte. Totally!
I literally cut all ties with any democRATS in my life. I told them I was tired of Conservatives having to be "tolerant" while they act like undisciplined children with anybody that doesn't agree with them. It was one of the best decisions of my life.
You know you’re literally the red shirt girl here😂 im a conservative but this is utterly ridiculous… dont talk politics with your friends and you wont get these discussions. And if you do want to know their opinions, at the end of the day you chose for them to be in your life because of something else than their political opinions
@@ScatPack123 It obviously depends on the opinions but let's say you think that abortion is murder, how could you actually justify being friends with someone you think is an advocate for mass murder?
@@suckit4669 the same way I conversate with people in my class. I live in the Netherlands, which is one of the most liberal places in the world, and I assume 95% are pro-choice. I can just have a normal conversation with these people because i dont let politics decide my friendships with them. And for sure, I want them to change their opinion, but excluding them doesnt really help, does it?
@@poa2.0surface77 this is the reason polarization is such a problem in the US, and the world alike… dont be the same human-being the pro-choicers are, if you treat anyone with respect, it looks much better
@Jay C that is just straight up sad. You pathetic human being.
"For one nation under godess"...
This is how you poke fun at both sides and meet in the middle. Wish I saw more content like this.
Yeah stuff like this and I personally think something that would be really good for America is some weekly show or podcast to show why everyday people from all around the board think what they think as America is as divided as ever and all the political channels out there are just to show their own bias’s
This was brilliant. Anyone who doesn't know how the Babylon Bee leans wouldn't be able to tell who they agree with.
Why can’t Drug Mules claim “My Body, My Choice”?
funny
give it time, I'm sure it's in the works with the FJB caball.
Cause Hunter needs his sh it!
totally the same thing, nothing to do with the illegality of the substance itself. nossir. 🙄
This is literally the best skit I've seen in a long time.
So true, the only one I can think of that rivals it is this one: th-cam.com/video/Ev373c7wSRg/w-d-xo.html
Nailed the Gen X girl thing with the shaking the salad.
Does the whole "my body my choice" thing also apply to the draft? Asking for a friend
Bloody good question........
I can't even
"Literally"
@@AcousticGString like, literally figuratively
I lost the ability to even even
IRL the brattiest use of the phrase "my body, my choice" was from a girl who wanted to do me and cheat on her boyfriend. I said no and she goes "why not? my body my choice." One of the brattiest things I've ever heard and I was once a kid!
Your body, your choice, but they always forget that doing so makes them a slut and a retarded.
You're a absolute chad, bro. Did you warn her bf to break up with her too?
My body my choice not my consequences
@@autarko Sarcasm?
@@JohnWick-ob2cp Yes. Authority without responsibility. Womem have full authority at every stage but then blame a man for the outcome.
This one of the best way to Show how Total absurd both Ideologies and the fight between them got i have ever seen!
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Blessings from México 🇲🇽 😊
Those salads have been shaken to oblivion. 🤣
I’ve never seen a poignant representation of how this country will either soon split or go to civil war.
We are already in a Cold-civil-war”.
I'm so glad someone finally sees this 🤣 🤣 🤣
Ryan Long did a similar video. Yall are awesome
Which one was that?
@@undoctrinati0n This one: th-cam.com/video/Ev373c7wSRg/w-d-xo.html
@@undoctrinati0n "When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything"
I literally, figurative agree with you, in this moment!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this was hilarious cringe
That show more tolerance than you would see in really life because they do try hard to find a common interest to be able to validate their friendship.
the salad shaking was awesome
Literally, metaphorically, and emphatically
Figuratively.
In 2099 when they build the "Hypocrisy of the Early 21st Century " museum, this will be the video that they show when you walk in!
This is so real. I can’t discuss anything of value with any of my friends.. even tho we can agree to disagree we leave the conversations joking on how we are still friends.
@@poa2.0surface77 we can exist in the same place but not at the same time?
But, like, how is that even possible? I was told under the most strict conditions all race people think identical. Next you're going to tell me women don't have penises
Bro I hate to be that guy but... women don't have a penis.. I probably should've warned you to sit down first and for that I'm sorry
Best comment 😅
Glad the BB writers brought in a character they could identify with at the end there.
Their salads are obliterated.
Your videos help to make my day!!! Please NEVER STOP !!! 👍🏽👍🏽🙂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Nice touch with the water spitting in the back :D
Are people actually arguing you should need a vaccine card to vote?
Yes that is a thing they wanted people to have that for work and travel i think they did force it and lost some health care workers
Yes, which is just asking for ID with extra steps.
@@nvfury13 forced medical procedures are not the same thing as having a driver's license lmao
Work, vote, buy food, go to a concert, leave your home and just about anything else that is part of being alive.
@@GodofDisco Ok, I never said it was…I was pointing out that those opposed to using ID for voting are for using vaccine cards…and you need an ID to get the vaccine for the vaccine card. So, as anyone with an IQ of double digits would realize, vaccine cards to vote is ID card to vote with extra steps, one of which is a mandatory medical procedure.
One of them thinks George Floyd, a hardened drug addict and armed criminal, is a hero too... great video though - great acting!
As an "Um, Actually" Guy, I don't appreciate getting called out in so many of these sketches.
the difference is
the baby isnt your body
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Yep, this LITERALLY happened to me & my friend………. I mean my ex-friend.
There's a reason I'm libertarian. Most parties are hypocritical af. "Freedom for thee but not for me." Screw that. I just want less government overreach in all areas.
Haha. Just one thing, though. It's believable for a liberal woman to say democracy, but a real conservative woman would know that America is a constitutionally limited federal republic, not a democracy wherein the majority ignorantly facilitate big government through mob rule and popular opinion to curtail individual rights, freedoms, and civil liberties. The Constitution doesn't even mention democracy, only republic. Moreover, only a constitutionally limited federal republic protects individual rights, freedoms, and civil liberties against the tyranny of big government and against the tyranny of democracy.
And a real conservative woman would just let her husband vote for the family.
@@Serquss So if you have no desire to have a family or get married you can't vote? I'm sorry, I can't get on board with that one.
@@iamtheangiechrist1090 believe it to be a joke
@@irok1 I hope so. I thought maybe they might be a Jesse Lee Peterson fan or something. We'll know it they call me a BETA!
@@iamtheangiechrist1090 Can never tell on the internet
This was brilliant.
I like how both are wearing red and blue tops, amazing attention to detail :D
If they've been friends for years, blue shirt would've known long ago red shirt liked Trump. I actually agree with both of them on the Covid/abortion thing. government should stay out of both issues.
If abortion is allowed, it should be allowed up to 18yo! ;)
I'm of the exact opposite opinion...I believe in 95% percent of cases a person should get the vaccine and in 95% of cases a woman should not get an abortion. But, I do appreciate that you are consistent like I am in your views of government and healthcare.
I think that protecting the individuals that it governs from harm is a proper role of government, so it is right that governments should encourage vaccination and discourage abortion. Since both are ways of reducing harm, this is perfectly consistent.