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Hey, you should do the Return of the Living Dead. In the beginning, they can not be killed, but the more the movies go on, the zombies change and can die, and in the movies, they can think Also, the ones in the drums are skeletons until the drum is open, and they end up getting the skin and eye balls back. I think it would be cool to hear what you have to say
If someone starts to have repetitive nightmares where they happen to be "A Male Angler fish!" that could understandably cause deep seeded hatred of the large female angler fish..? Just tossing out a random thought lol
“UAC HR has reviewed your case and we have unanimously voted that it was completely inappropriate for you to refer to scientific research tests as *raw dogging the portal*, you have been reprimanded. Any further continued actions will result in your termination”.
Ah yes, Roanoke gaming, come for the excellent biology education, stay for the angler fish slander, vintage car enthusiasm, 80's B-movie reviews, and angry TH-cam guidelines rants , never change Papa!!!! 😂😂❤.
31:24 "Also, she keeps calling me at like midnight, and its starting to get a little strange. Yeah, send help" Im starting to think you've found a vampire who works in a lab, Roanoke
Or that Betruger is from Doom 3 & pretty much fits his character pretty well as an evil scientist that's corrupted by Hell. Really wish we saw Betruger turned into a Maledict.
@@tregrenos8615 You know how it is nowadays, can't have a white guy as the hero. Its either a woman and / or someone of some colorful ethnic background in most main roles, except the bad guy or the bad boy love interest for the girls.
Yeah, it's important to note that TECHNICALLY DOOM demons aren't demons, they're more like extremely aggressive alien lifeforms, but when it's an alternate dimension filled with blood, fire, desolation, endless death, and legions of corrupted basically undead lifeforms that desire only for murder, it's pretty safe to call that place Hell and its residents demons. Afterall, that's what demons are in 40k, to an extent; they're hostile thoughtforms originating from the corrupted Immaterium given a material form.
I'm shocked Fear of Aquatic Animals is just bundled into Thalassaphobia and doesn't have it's own classification, meanwhile... "Takes Large Breathe" Megalohydrothalassophobia (Fear of Large, Objects/Creatures, Underwater) exists as it's own thing...
Wait you didn't know about demons? Wait... You've never been trapped in a cabin after reading a weird book? Because I'm still here. Looking for demonology experts, because I'm down an arm and up one chainsaw, but every time I chop up these lil bastards they just come back as even more advanced claymation monsters, tentacles and all. I tried just making a run for it but the trees out here are uh... Problematic.
You didn't know? Hell, I've been hiding in a comms room for...god knows how long. Something went down at Delta Labs, I think relating to whatever Dr. Betruger was fucking with
LOL, can confirm! My sister in law is a chemical engineer. A really good one. Hearing her talk can be absolutely terrifying. XDDD BTW, chance are that you're getting called at eff-life o'clock is because she's already awake and had a thought she wants to share or bounce off someone she thinks will understand. It takes a while to click that it's not social hours.
I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating. (That's 25 times now. Don't keep me waiting for too long here.)
Reminds me of “The Jaunt” by Stephen king, where teleportation has to be done under anaesthesia. Those who are awake perceive it as being conscious and frozen in time for eternity (“It’s Eternity in there!!!”) and come through completely insane, clawing their eyes out and trying to off themselves. Won’t spoil it but it’s certainly interesting.
I've read that one. It was included in King's short story collection - The Skeleton Crew. Amazing perspective on how the human mind would react to an altered perception of time.
25:14 The name 'Daisy' is another bit of fan service; The Doom Marine's pet rabit daisy was killed by demons. This sparked his rage, but does not fuel it. No, he hates demons now because they're, you know, an interdimensional absolute evil that wants nothing more than to eradicate humanity and anything else they come across. But it is implied the original source was because they killed his bpet bunny rabbit daisy.
Always use a gellar field and remember. The emperor protects. Also, it can't be the worst video game movie as Uwe Boil still exists, and everything that guy touches is crap.
@@thedoomlord8618 even if they die as long as no chaos gods take notice of the little spat the spores will create more orks using the dead bodies of the orks and whatever quasi flesh the demons use as fertilizer creating a "Gud fiht"
@@allster0crowly was more hinting at how Orkz actively enjoy demon-boardings, cause a long travel without a gud krumpin' ain't da life! On the other side, being a demon and boarding an Ork ship is prolly the worst decision to make lol
@@thedoomlord8618Be afraid and cower, mortals! Beg for your lives! We will terrorize you until the end of ti-- why are they cheering? They're freaking me out, let's get outta here.
@@bluwasabi7635 there's alot of contenders for that title. Stone Fish, Orca, Bull Shark, Lion Fish, Leopard Seal, Blue Ring Octopus, Colossal Squid, Sperm Whale, Moray Eel, Grouper Fish, Goblin Shark, Dolphin, Boxjellyfish, and finally, the godforsaken Angler Fish. And those come to my head immediately. There's likely some more crazy stuff I haven't mentioned
@@braydenmurnain3626man-of-wars are worse then angler fish imo, though I believe they count as a colony and not a singular organism. Just something about them I simply can't trust... Oh. Probably that they're incredibly venomous, I draw the line at venomous species that're potent enough to harm humans
@@discordiacreates6669 one time when I was a kid, I got covered in Man-O-Wars head to toe. But I didn't know it, or feel it. I ran up to my mum, who started screaming at for because she thought I was about to die. I in turn start screaming because I'm 5 years old at the time. Turns out after a shower and trip to the hospital, the reason I felt no pain was because my pain tolerance is insane due to my autism. Twas a very interesting experience
@@braydenmurnain3626 oh gods no, that sounds horrible to experience, but I don't have insane pain tolerance- really bad because I DO have resistance to pain meds- but anything slimy just... No. I love my pet fish but I do not like touching them ^^'. Good thing it ended alright for you though, I've heard things can go pretty horrible for people messing with them and similar species, but sounds like it ended up only being emotionally damaging for your mom ^^'
Wait, people were actually stupid enough to think that the Doomslayer and the Doomguy were two different people? There was never a doubt in my mind because there's only one Doomguy. You don't "Rip and Tear until you retire", you Rip and Tear until it is DONE meaning so long as demons exist, the Doomslayer will be hunting them down.
pretty sure some weird timeline-hopping stuff happened that made it hard to keep track of who is who, is this our doomguy or is this just a alternate timeline doomguy that is almost exactly the same as our doomguy kind of thing. basically imagine it like those episodes of rick and morty where only near the end do they finally tell you that the rick and morty you've been watching hasn't been our rick and morty.
Realistically the biggest hurdle isn't reaching or surpassing lightspeed, it's finding politicians that would fund that research over funding wars, or inciting global unrest.
Not really, considering the military advantages of such tech. Couple that with the economic advantages of dramatically simplifying logistics and opening the way towards off planet resource extraction and massive corporations would be on board as well.
@@benjaminsmith3843 Because current politicians really have an eye for the long game, and investing in long term projects that benefit people other than themselves right? If you think there's even a slight chance the bulk of politicians on this god forsaken planet can think past how to start another war to benefit their corporate cronies, I want what you're smoking.
@benjaminsmith3843 I don't know how to break this to, but most politicians don't think past the next election cycle and keeping their voting base happy. For example... Climate change. Argue about what's causing it if you want, but you can't deny its existence. The Pentagon certainly believes climate change is real. They are doing long range planning both on when they need to pull out the pacific island bases and where to build the new ones. This because they are well aware that sea levels ARE rising and that none of these installations float. Meanwhile, half the leaders of the nation are denying that anything is happening. If it was up to them, they would deny their was anything until long after the planes sunk into the sea.
This movie is so fucking annoying, someone on set clearly actually tried with designing props and stuff to try make it look like DOOM at least a bit and then they only really make shitty references to DOOM and basically nothing else. And I'm not even mad about the main character not being the Doom Slayer because I don't think he'd necessarily work as a main character in a movie, imagine he was Joan's dad though? This movie would have been totally worth it if Joan gets captured and then it cuts to someone coming out an elevator in a suit of armour with a big ass shotgun and then the real Doom Slayer does his thing in an epic action montage.
That was one of the worst offenses of the movie--the beheaded security member at the start had a name tag Blazkowicz, suggesting that he was the Doom Slayer (post-3, that's his name).
If you're gonna do a Doom movie without Doomguy, I think a "Blair witch", or just period found footage movie would be the best route. Imagine seeing the events of Doom I, II, or 64, through the helmet of some Barney Calhoun-type UAC marine, desperately trying to slog through as much nightmare as he/she can before finally succumbing to their wear and tear, around the area Doomguy would start that game. If nothing else, it very well could be better than the last Doom movie, and possibly be scarier than Doom 3 ever was.
@@Umbra_Ursus The last shot of the movie is them crawling forward and dying and you hear **Stomp Stomp** and then Doomguy grabs the weapon in their hands and that's how he gets the shotgun in level 1 lmao
Honestly, if they ever want to make a movie that would do well, it should be about what happens between 2016 and Eternal, or during the Slayer's time with the Night Sentinels (so pretty much between 64/Lost Levels and 2016).
a good DOOM game makes a horrible movie, the ones weve gotten work better than trying to take what makes the game good and say it makes a good movie, one you watch and that is its own way of experiencing something, the other is a video game and works well in that format, but it would be very boring movie, it would literally have to be 99% combat scenes with a narration over it giving the lore, and that would absolutely suck
@stormjin2242 In no way does a Doom movie need to be 99% combat to keep consistent with the games. Like the main comment said, there is plenty of story to cover and it needn't be from Doomguy's perspective. There can be different characters, dramas, horror themes and so on. They just need to stop trying to remake Event Horizon with Doom. People were sick of that way back when Doom 3* was new.
Oh God, he’s going to have to scarf down six of them now I feel like he sensed this comment be typed in and probably hates you specifically for it in a joking way but if he actually does end up eating six anglerfish, I think he probably would throw up immediately lol😂
I will pay this man to shove an angler fish in every video because, man, after the first time. It's just funny. Anyone new will be lost with his obsessions.
Damn, so in the few seconds we saw the first guy "teleport", he could have potentially spent months in the Hell dimension? Damn...I still enjoyed this movie for what it was
@Daytek There's a Stephen King short story toying with the idea of teleportation and time somehow flowing differently called "The Jaunt". It's a good read, I recommend it.
There is also an SCP item that's similar. It teleports you, and to outside observers it appears to happen instantaneously, but for the person doing the teleporting it takes the equivalent amount of time you would need to walk to the destination. So if you try to teleport any significant distance you need to have adequate supplies lest you die of thirst or hunger. Edit. It's SCP 429, and it's a little faster than walking speed at 6-10 km/h, and it doesn't matter if you pack provisions because you are paralyzed while traveling. The original user and suspected creator used it so much trying to escape the Foundation that they died of old age from the travel time.
I know that finding Nemo traumatized a lot of people with the anglerfish, but this is amazing. Also, I love anglerfish. Anything that inspired fear in me as a child now inspires respect. Also, this man would be horrified if he ever saw a Xiphactinus recreation. If I had two wishes, the first would be for a wish granting object, and the next would be to give this man a dream about a Xiphactinus being outside a submarine. It probably wouldn't be emotionally scarring. A 13ft long Xiphactinus specimen was found with an entire 6ft long fish in its stomach. This is Roanoke's fear incarnate.
Hey roanoke, i just wanted to say thank you for the continued entertainment and knowledge you provide, my daughter was born feb 2. And ive been going through the backlog of your movie analysis videos holding her. I love the jokes and i feel like she likes it when i laugh. Thank you for giving me something to listen to while i spend my first couple weeks with my new daughter😊
they shouldve said, no this IS part of the lore, watched it, and its a good movie, the issue is fans of DOOM never seem to accept that the original games didnt look good, and their nostalgia makes them think it did. The newer games just completely removed any reason to care about doomguys fate, he wins, hes boring because he cant canonicly lose and is essentially god
Being in the army I can attest that they scout the places perfectly first and build on the grounds "yeah, they'll all be miserable here" and most places that are semi decent end up being a crap shoot of "will this person give me an STD" Wrap it before you tap it all.
With the introduction of planet hoping I recommend a review on the protomolecule from The Expanse series, show and books. To hear your take on the alien "virus" that breaks down biomass and other elements to create husks and feats of engineering. Then you got all the creatures that have evolved from the protomolecule being their starting element, as carbon is to us.
For the other side of the mystical mixed with science-fiction, I'll always recommend dipping your toes even further into the daikaiju abyss by getting started on the Heisei Gamera trilogy and its first film: *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe*
When i joined the army in 2003 i did my training at fort Knox Kentucky. I was then stationed at fort knox Kentucky for the rest of my enlistment. Total let down.
@@seivernoname-tz9uh safe? I thought long and hard about that and then I saw an m1 Abrams coming over a hill and signed whatever paperwork they gave me. I am grateful for not having to make the decision about engaging with children. I have enough nightmares already thank you. But as a resident of north west Georgia I will say, the weather in Kentucky is always way worse somehow. Also I had to wash my company commanders Chihuahua when it got sprayed by a skunk...Hooah
Hey question, you like doctor who? Don't know if you take suggestions but could you cover the Flood? No not the halo flood I mean the Flood from Doctor who, I've always found the flood from doctor who terrifying! Honestly I think you'd love a lot of the aliens from doctor who.
Something you said has a connection to the origional Doom movie. In that movie the "demons" were choosing who to infect because of a chemical in their body or brain that they could detect and killed everyone who they couldn't infect or change. This seems to be the same thing, but going through the portal instead of being infected. Ones who dont have whatever was scanned from the first guy might not come out of the portal with those effects that others that do have it do. So one could become like in the first movie a super human, while the rest become "demons"
Agreed. This movie, to be very blunt, tried to be different from 05, however, actually ended up taking some inspiration from Doom 05. 05 DEFINITELY has its issues, but I personally prefer it over Annihil-suck an ass-ation.
Doom 2005 is a terrible Doom movie, but unironically a great Resident Evil movie if you view it through that lens. This makes sense given that the movie was made to capitalize on Doom 3 (2004) which was much more survival horror oriented.
2 movies, 4 novels, a comic book, a boardgame, 11 different re-releases of the original game, fan-made remakes of the original game inside at least 2 other games and made to run on various home appliances... Also fun fact: At least 5 major film studios rejected the idea of making a Doom movie because there wasn't enough plot to work with, but when they finally made one, it had less of a plot than the original game.
Hi military member here, in regards to your question, it really depends on your definition of “fun” to me Afghanistan had times where it was fun or interesting. When you’re on ooga dooga time with the boys it can always be fun
Movies this bad are the reason we have snacks during the movie. Im snackin' on hot fries. You like hot fries, Roanoke? Also, 34:43 Hear me out... of course, Hell Energy is bad (around here we call it KUB) BUT, it cannot be (created or) destroyed. It would be silly not to use it. 😮
Yes I'm glad you're covering this terrible movie, I watched it a bit ago. To say I was less than impressed would be an extreme understatement. It just came out of nowhere, so much so I wasn't convinced it was based on the DOOM IP. Honestly, it has fun references, it isn't a good movie. The games story is better.
Hey roanoke, as a pretty big fan of your channel and fellow enjoyer of rather niche stuff, i want to make a suggestion. The world of analog horror on youtube has several different series that focus on gory diseases or creatures (Gemini Home Entertainment, Vita Carnis, Tangi Virus, Midwest Angelica). I think you would enjoy covering these pieces of indie horror, but of course, this is only a suggestion, i understand if you are not interested and that everyone has their own taste in media. i hope you see and consider this and most importantly i wish you well!
12:36 been in the army for about 8 years now. while yes I didn't believe I would be stationed on white sandy beaches, drinking long islands while talking to honey's, I also didn't fathom how much bull fuckery that would fuck me in the ass. You kinda get used to living in a shitty place doing a shitty job, but it also bothers me that certain people get to be in a better place with a better quality of life when their supposed to be where I am. Politics and favoritism = US military. rant over. Edit: and yes you CAN be stationed in some AMAZING places but that's fate to decide
@@InteractiveCarrot thats a good trailer for a game, a full movie like that, might kill the whole franchise with how much it would be hated, even action movies plot, DOOM has a plot that works for a game, however exposition is only really good in documentaries, for an action movie it would suck. DOOM shouldnt have movies is the simple answer, great story for a game, does not make a great story for a movie.
16:00 There were *so* many similarities between the Doom16 slayer and Doomguy, i just dont understand why people would say the theories were stupid.. the connections were quite obvious tbh. x)
15:00 I had a book that explained the proces with Tritium fuel; it sounds like an infinite energy glitch, It's crazy. Also, one team finally got theirs to produce more energy than it used, so yes, we're on the cusp. That, and 2 big efficiency discoveries were made in the past 5 years; first, one team FLIPPED part of theirs upside down and it worked better, and second, some random joe schmoe read an article and had the bright idea to use a fusion reaction to help kickstart a larger reaction in a larger chamber, which apparently would theoretically be viable. So yeah, be emotionally ready to have a 1 cent a month energy bill.
Man, I would love if you could one day cover Parasite Eve, I know It's a rather old franchise but the proposed ideas about mitochondria are rather unsetling, and I can't be the only one extremely curios about your take on it
12:38 as a soldier I can say I never expected it to be sunshine and rainbows but I was not expecting 4 yrs in El Paso stationed at Ft. Bliss (aka Satan’s asscrack) to then get sent to upstate NY to Ft. Drum. Or Hel with one “L” as my BF calls it. I fondly describe it as a tundric, barbaric land of limited gun rights and unsweeted ice tea. And as a red blooded southern I both take that personal and now realize that God must have served in the military at one point because he has a dark sense of humor.
12:35 I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. Outside of deployments, I feel like that was as close to beaches and women as you can get for a base. Spent enough time in 29 Palms to know how much worse it could be though.
Here's a fun thought.. Dead Space creatures vs Doom creatures!! Or perhaps a fun thought experiment.. Would the Spires in Dead Space have any effect on Doom creatures.. Or vice versa, would Hell energy have any effect on the creatures of Dead Space?!?😳🤔
Something i noticed that i was just reminded of from the original doom movie that they seem to have done the reverse of here But in the original mlvie when they finally kill one of the monsters and bring it back to the lab? One of the guys suggests it what it is and the main doctor lady, rather obnoxiously, sceptically says to him "what? Like an ALIEN?" and the most realistic line of that movie was that same soldier screaming " LOOK AT THAT THING!" and here you have clearly human looking mutated humans and a guy being like "is that even human???"
The chromosome 24 is sensitive to who you are. Psychopathy turns you into an outer monster via the morphogenic fields invoked by the added chromosome. The rest of them become optimum humans. I see it as an ancient tech from the Ramachandran Empire that created the chromosome and the portals also the Jeepers Creepers terrorist monster.
Yeah, the first Doom movie was so much better. Just ignore the name and accept it as a random action movie. It has a surprising amount of common sense when dealing with this premise. Also, soldiers in a high-stress situation that DON‘T bully each other for being nervous.
I'm glad you got sponsors, and I mean, do what you need to make a living, as long as you feel comfortable with it I think the main issue people have with Raid is just how predatory their model is, it's not the only one out there like it, but it's pretty well known for it. I know someone who got pulled into these sort of things (not Raid specifically), it can be as addictive as gambling, and people loose a lot of money and, there's always something new to get The main way I've seen games essentially trick players, is by punishing you for not paying. They usually start of in a nice pace, then as you progress they make it so difficult that the game is unbelievably slow, and often making you wait for things If you can pay to not wait, then to me, that feels very predatory, they created the problem in the first place, and now you have to pay them to fix it? I mean, I'm still a fan, and even if you do more sponsorships for Raid, I will still watch you're videos. But on re-watches I will probably skip, as games like Raid just leaves a bad taste in my mouth anywho, best of luck, I'm gonna go watch the rest of the video now ^-^
@@TheFoshaMan a few months ago? I’m not sure when but it was a bit before Christmas sounds like it was on mutual terms he posted a thing about it on his community tab a few hours ago
Winslow probably thought that being stationed on Mars was his last chance at getting promoted before he hits his tenure and is separated from the military. I mean, yeah Mars ain't Souda Bay, Greece, but it's not like anything bad ever happens there...
Nice 40k reference. Also I too was one of the enlightened that knew doomguy was the slayer back in 2016 hell I connected doom 64 and doom 3 to the oldies as well
I don't know how anyone didn't pick up on doom guy being doom slayer it was so obvious. Who else would it be? It even lines up with the ending of doom 64
If the issue is having a soul, then how do we know they didn’t do animal testing? Maybe only humans have a soul in this movie and they did animal testing but didn’t see any negative effects due to the lack of souls…
Souls are made up of parts that have certain uses including movement. Zombies are missing most of their souls or they are suppressed. Removing the entire soul and you die instantly.
@@randallbesch2424 yea and the testing done with humans was so poorly done that it cant be used for any scientific review even to do peer testing for confirmation, they would literally have to redesign the experiment so much that there no longer testing the same things or with the same variables
@@spector3828 to clarify I agree that the “science” is correct, it’s just the bit when he says that it was invented in the 40th millennium that bugged me, less of a rage comment more of a spontaneous one.
We might be closer then you think. We accidently created warp bubbles in experiment on micro scale, like in startrek. If we can make it surround a ship and propulsion we will be golden.
Source? Mini blackholes have been a thing for a few years now (and I still wonder who tf thinks that's ever a good idea to create in our atmosphere) but afaik space rifts/folds/tears are still only a concept and nothing more, unless anything has happened very recently that hasn't gotten too far in media yet
12:32 No, I did not. 12:33 Surprisingly yes! I got sent to Okinawa on UDP and had a blast. Warm weather, warm water beaches, super polite/kind/respectful/friendly people everywhere, delicious food, food & drinks being extremely cheap, always somewhere interesting to go/something cool to see, beautiful women (10:43, possibly your type Roanoke), karaoke, the list goes on. While work sucked as usual in the military, in my off ours I was out experiencing the country. I also learned about the resiliency of the human liver and vocal chords, despite 6 consecutive months of extreme karaoke (and copious drinking that comes with it) those organs are still fully functional. Not a weeb nor a recruiter, just here to say that if you have the time & money to go to Okinawa for a week or two I *strongly* recommend it. *WARNING:* Rudimentary knowledge of the Japanese language isn't mandatory but strongly encouraged due to many locals barely speaking English. A few lessons on a language app of your choice are all you need (10 lessons on Pimsleur were more than enough for me to get around).
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Thanks for watching guys! Hope you enjoyed!
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Hey, you should do the Return of the Living Dead. In the beginning, they can not be killed, but the more the movies go on, the zombies change and can die, and in the movies, they can think Also, the ones in the drums are skeletons until the drum is open, and they end up getting the skin and eye balls back. I think it would be cool to hear what you have to say
Can you do the strain
Nice
Geez 6 feet 😅
RIP AND TE- oh wait wrong doom, this is the one we banished like war in Ba Sing Se
What war in Ba Sing Se
There is no war in ba sing se 😊@@michaela8676
There is no war in Ba Sing Se.
The earth king invites you to lake laogai
Joo Dee! Take our guests to their accommodations.
My man can’t get past the angler fish. As long as they don’t grow legs and start banging on his door he’s good
unless you are a cyborg diver tending a deep sea geothermal plant
Shhh or they may decide to do just that.
If someone starts to have repetitive nightmares where they happen to be "A Male Angler fish!" that could understandably cause deep seeded hatred of the large female angler fish..? Just tossing out a random thought lol
That sounds like a funny movie
Surrently cooking in the basement with bootleg CRISPR kits and an anglerfish acquired under questionable means.
I gotchu fam.
They didn't do chimp testing, they did fish testing.
That's how we ended up with the Angler fish.
HA!!!
Just don't tell Roanoke this..
The the deep sea is just riddled with portals to Hell
@Ni-dk7ni truer words have never been spoken sir
HaHa! Good one 😂
so THAT explains why those suckers are obnoxious in the serious sam games!
Man this is some dedication Roanoke made up a entire movie just to talk about doom. The scenes almost look real and professionally made.
😂
Almost.
Except for the part where RG apparently forgot Doomguy was a guy, but we all make mistakes. Still, shame on RG! Shame!
@RoanokeGaming To answer the question: The greatest travel agent sending you places you never heard about, and never wanted to go.
“UAC HR has reviewed your case and we have unanimously voted that it was completely inappropriate for you to refer to scientific research tests as *raw dogging the portal*, you have been reprimanded. Any further continued actions will result in your termination”.
Remember, 'demon' can be an offensive term. Refer to them as 'mortally challenged.
I prefer the term ‘liberal’
They're certainly "mortally challenged" after meeting the doom slayer. As a Euphemism for dead.
That which is dead may never die.
Sry, wrong canon.
@@ArDeeMee "That which is dead eternal lie, in strange eons even death may die." HPL
SOCIAL COMENTARY!!! 😂🤣
Hearing you say "humans achieve warp travel in the year 40,000" justifies my 40yr oldself playing with miniatures.
Amen
Amen
Tho it happens somewhere around 15000
The Emperor Protects
@@Blutwind it's about getting the reference across not the accuracy of the lore.
Ah yes, Roanoke gaming, come for the excellent biology education, stay for the angler fish slander, vintage car enthusiasm, 80's B-movie reviews, and angry TH-cam guidelines rants , never change Papa!!!! 😂😂❤.
We're all family here.
@@scorpioriddickI thought that was Arby’s?
@@scorpioriddick we sure are friend!
@chuckdontjudge It's a winning combo so far, and we don't fix what ain't broke!
I will never forgive this movie for hiring an actor who looks *EXACTLY LIKE DOOMGUY* and *NOT* putting him in the role *OF DOOMGUY.*
We'll accept peace maker
Who needs a doom guy?
Right, guys? Riiiiiight?
but but strong empowered wahmens that need no man
@@covahredro8370ermmm…. Krill self perhaps
@@mastertubbily1812 Nah I prefer the lobster.
31:24 "Also, she keeps calling me at like midnight, and its starting to get a little strange. Yeah, send help"
Im starting to think you've found a vampire who works in a lab, Roanoke
Some fucking tremere is trying to score a science-tuber snack.
At that point, get garlic and the Vampire Killer
@@matijasostojic4288 I'd rather be a fucking nosferatu because at least I can be a nosferatu with a modicum of free fucking will
*female chemical engineer*
"It's midnight night, i should call him"
Im always in a dead sleep as well
@@RoanokeGaming she just wants to chemically engineer some babies with you. let her in.
Bro got the rizz that keeps her awake at night
She know ol roanoke got that angler on him 😏
@@RoanokeGaminggame is game
I think one fan service thing Roanoke missed is the name of the ship AI, Daisy, which also is the name of Doom Guy's pet bunny.
Or that Betruger is from Doom 3 & pretty much fits his character pretty well as an evil scientist that's corrupted by Hell.
Really wish we saw Betruger turned into a Maledict.
It’s amazing they paid so much attention to detail yet forgot Doomguy was a guy.
@@tregrenos8615 You know how it is nowadays, can't have a white guy as the hero. Its either a woman and / or someone of some colorful ethnic background in most main roles, except the bad guy or the bad boy love interest for the girls.
@@lydiahood7725 Oh god, the victim complex going on here is out of control. No one cares. Maybe just be less offended by basic concepts.
What will your answer be
Yeah, it's important to note that TECHNICALLY DOOM demons aren't demons, they're more like extremely aggressive alien lifeforms, but when it's an alternate dimension filled with blood, fire, desolation, endless death, and legions of corrupted basically undead lifeforms that desire only for murder, it's pretty safe to call that place Hell and its residents demons. Afterall, that's what demons are in 40k, to an extent; they're hostile thoughtforms originating from the corrupted Immaterium given a material form.
Who’s to say in that reality that place isn’t what was referred to as Hell in the Bible.
@@Necrowolf81Even if that was the case, they're still not actual demons, just demonic looking aliens
isn't it daemon?
It's a literal plane of existence that exists outside of our universe so Demons are technically alien in their own right.
Huh?
"I'm from the science team🤓" bro that killed me
“Agent Mulder, demons that were once humans? Is this seriously the report you are handing in?”
Angler Fish: [exists]
Roanoke: [Thalassaphobic existential dread intensifies]
I'm shocked Fear of Aquatic Animals is just bundled into Thalassaphobia and doesn't have it's own classification, meanwhile... "Takes Large Breathe" Megalohydrothalassophobia (Fear of Large, Objects/Creatures, Underwater) exists as it's own thing...
Roanoke should play Lethal Company so he can take a look at the Eyeless Dog with that Angler Fish slander.
Seconded
Aye
The horror.
"As we all know, demons..."
WE know Ro? WE know?
*I* know. How do YOU know? I have more questions now. Lemme get my notepad. 🤣
;)
Praise be Lord Vassago.
Wait you didn't know about demons? Wait... You've never been trapped in a cabin after reading a weird book? Because I'm still here. Looking for demonology experts, because I'm down an arm and up one chainsaw, but every time I chop up these lil bastards they just come back as even more advanced claymation monsters, tentacles and all. I tried just making a run for it but the trees out here are uh... Problematic.
No one expects the Inquisition!
You didn't know? Hell, I've been hiding in a comms room for...god knows how long. Something went down at Delta Labs, I think relating to whatever Dr. Betruger was fucking with
LOL, can confirm! My sister in law is a chemical engineer. A really good one. Hearing her talk can be absolutely terrifying. XDDD
BTW, chance are that you're getting called at eff-life o'clock is because she's already awake and had a thought she wants to share or bounce off someone she thinks will understand. It takes a while to click that it's not social hours.
Wild. For the first time since youtubers started saying "make sure TH-cam didn't unsubscribe you"
I was unsubscribed from roanoke.
Bro couldn't go 20 seconds without expressing his deep disdain for angler fish. lmao
I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating.
(That's 25 times now. Don't keep me waiting for too long here.)
oh god yes he needs to do it for sure
HA!!!
I'm laughing because I agree with you.
Giving you more engagement to improve his chances of taking this seriously (sry I'm late)
This
I just commented the same thing! Didn’t see your comment until now. It’s definitely got my vote!
Reminds me of “The Jaunt” by Stephen king, where teleportation has to be done under anaesthesia. Those who are awake perceive it as being conscious and frozen in time for eternity (“It’s Eternity in there!!!”) and come through completely insane, clawing their eyes out and trying to off themselves. Won’t spoil it but it’s certainly interesting.
I've read that one. It was included in King's short story collection - The Skeleton Crew. Amazing perspective on how the human mind would react to an altered perception of time.
Reminds me of my bad mushroom trip
Just tracked down the story collection that includes "The Jaunt", thanks for the recommendation.
Look up Limbus Company train travel
00:52 Roanoke talks as if there won't be anglerfish equivalents on other planets 🙄 lol
25:14 The name 'Daisy' is another bit of fan service; The Doom Marine's pet rabit daisy was killed by demons. This sparked his rage, but does not fuel it. No, he hates demons now because they're, you know, an interdimensional absolute evil that wants nothing more than to eradicate humanity and anything else they come across.
But it is implied the original source was because they killed his bpet bunny rabbit daisy.
So Doomguy was basically the original John Wick.
@@furiousapplesack Yep, John Wick is just DOOM witha realistic setting.
everyone knows this
Portals always remind me of "it's forever in there, longer than you think"
Are you referring to the jaunt or emisis blue?
Ah, emisis blue. A tf2 movie that shouldn't be that good. But good reference.
Reminded me of "The Jaunt" as well
@@skuffd_guy both tbh
Nice to see a Jaunt reference in the wild. That story has haunted me for decades.
Always use a gellar field and remember. The emperor protects.
Also, it can't be the worst video game movie as Uwe Boil still exists, and everything that guy touches is crap.
He actually did an indie film called Rampage in the early 2010's and it is a pretty decent movie to watch.
Unless you're an Ork. Never use a gellar field then, ever.
@@thedoomlord8618 even if they die as long as no chaos gods take notice of the little spat the spores will create more orks using the dead bodies of the orks and whatever quasi flesh the demons use as fertilizer creating a "Gud fiht"
@@allster0crowly was more hinting at how Orkz actively enjoy demon-boardings, cause a long travel without a gud krumpin' ain't da life!
On the other side, being a demon and boarding an Ork ship is prolly the worst decision to make lol
@@thedoomlord8618Be afraid and cower, mortals! Beg for your lives! We will terrorize you until the end of ti-- why are they cheering? They're freaking me out, let's get outta here.
As someone who's passion is Marine Biology, the early Angler Fish slander is both appreciated and justified
So what is the true terror of the ocean? Dolphins maybe?
@@bluwasabi7635 there's alot of contenders for that title. Stone Fish, Orca, Bull Shark, Lion Fish, Leopard Seal, Blue Ring Octopus, Colossal Squid, Sperm Whale, Moray Eel, Grouper Fish, Goblin Shark, Dolphin, Boxjellyfish, and finally, the godforsaken Angler Fish. And those come to my head immediately. There's likely some more crazy stuff I haven't mentioned
@@braydenmurnain3626man-of-wars are worse then angler fish imo, though I believe they count as a colony and not a singular organism. Just something about them I simply can't trust... Oh. Probably that they're incredibly venomous, I draw the line at venomous species that're potent enough to harm humans
@@discordiacreates6669 one time when I was a kid, I got covered in Man-O-Wars head to toe. But I didn't know it, or feel it. I ran up to my mum, who started screaming at for because she thought I was about to die. I in turn start screaming because I'm 5 years old at the time. Turns out after a shower and trip to the hospital, the reason I felt no pain was because my pain tolerance is insane due to my autism. Twas a very interesting experience
@@braydenmurnain3626 oh gods no, that sounds horrible to experience, but I don't have insane pain tolerance- really bad because I DO have resistance to pain meds- but anything slimy just... No. I love my pet fish but I do not like touching them ^^'. Good thing it ended alright for you though, I've heard things can go pretty horrible for people messing with them and similar species, but sounds like it ended up only being emotionally damaging for your mom ^^'
At least The 2005 doom movie STAYED close TO DOOM3 in demon style
Doom Slayer didn't die in the end of Doom 2, he willingly remained behind as the portal closed in Doom 64 so he could keep ripping and tearing
So in other words the best way to traumatize our dear biologist is to find and angler fish longer than 6ft (2m)?
Shhhhhhhh.
Don't say anything.
Finding, how about bringing one to the surface
@@vincentender1486 being deep sea they will resemble the fat face fish and turn all blobby.
Get him to play outer wilds, if you know you know 😂
@@GG-ou7it what about iron lung, if i remember right, that thing was a giant alien angler fish.
(Throws an anglerfishinto the portal.) Good luck!
Don't tell him that! Lol.
Could you imagine though???
Hell throws it back!
“Ok, we won’t invade! Just keep it away from us!!!”
Anglerfish: Flops around sadly because she can’t breathe. =(
@@thalia5382 I’m dead
@@dwannwilson1260 what did you get caught in a net with the angler fish too?
Wait, people were actually stupid enough to think that the Doomslayer and the Doomguy were two different people? There was never a doubt in my mind because there's only one Doomguy. You don't "Rip and Tear until you retire", you Rip and Tear until it is DONE meaning so long as demons exist, the Doomslayer will be hunting them down.
Okay but idk why “rip and tear until you retire” is such a funny concept to me.
I never doubted that DG and DS were the same.
Rip and tear until you eepy
pretty sure some weird timeline-hopping stuff happened that made it hard to keep track of who is who, is this our doomguy or is this just a alternate timeline doomguy that is almost exactly the same as our doomguy kind of thing. basically imagine it like those episodes of rick and morty where only near the end do they finally tell you that the rick and morty you've been watching hasn't been our rick and morty.
@@nicholas-dv1mg
I mean it got conformed in Eternal that it’s the same guy
Heard about one soldier who, when asked for a preference for deployment, asked to be sent to a pacific island.
He got sent to the Aleutians.
4:45
This is our *GALAXY*
The xenos had their chance.
I really wanna see him try explaining the Typhons from prey
Great suggestion
Ooo, that's a great idea!
That one is actually a good one, I personally want him to explain Aragami though i believe that is never happening
@@ARGONIAN61 same to be honest
@@ARGONIAN61 them the ones, they sound like they would be an interesting species to look into
You almost made a halo 3 reference when you said "burn their mongrel hides."my first thought was, "All cruisers, fire at will!"
HA!!!
"Ship master, they outnumber us, three to one!"
"Then it is an even fight"
@@lilyeves892 I was worried nobody would have quoted that, thank you for doing so.
It was the 18th Millennium that we discovered how to travel the warp.
It's reference, but I'm not stopping you from correcting.
You speaking in tongues heretic
I’m so happy you mentioned Minot North Dakota. I go to school up here and it is incredibly deserving of that reference
Honestly I was more shocked when I heard him mention it. He really is in the god damn walls
0:04 I wouldn’t worry about our star collapsing, considering our species will almost certainly drive itself to extinction long before then.
Realistically the biggest hurdle isn't reaching or surpassing lightspeed, it's finding politicians that would fund that research over funding wars, or inciting global unrest.
Not really, considering the military advantages of such tech. Couple that with the economic advantages of dramatically simplifying logistics and opening the way towards off planet resource extraction and massive corporations would be on board as well.
@@benjaminsmith3843 Because current politicians really have an eye for the long game, and investing in long term projects that benefit people other than themselves right? If you think there's even a slight chance the bulk of politicians on this god forsaken planet can think past how to start another war to benefit their corporate cronies, I want what you're smoking.
Were too busy either sending money to the 3rd world or bringing it here and destroying our own society...whatever the Israeli NGOs want
@CrypidLore bro stfu you really just pressed and making assumptions, which is mad trashy.
@benjaminsmith3843
I don't know how to break this to, but most politicians don't think past the next election cycle and keeping their voting base happy.
For example...
Climate change. Argue about what's causing it if you want, but you can't deny its existence.
The Pentagon certainly believes climate change is real.
They are doing long range planning both on when they need to pull out the pacific island bases and where to build the new ones. This because they are well aware that sea levels ARE rising and that none of these installations float.
Meanwhile, half the leaders of the nation are denying that anything is happening. If it was up to them, they would deny their was anything until long after the planes sunk into the sea.
I didn’t even know this existed, I only remember the one where the demons have the extra chromosome
Don't worry, it's not that good anyway.
dont worry, they made a good DOOM movie, its not like the games because a DOOM movie that is would suck even more
This movie is so fucking annoying, someone on set clearly actually tried with designing props and stuff to try make it look like DOOM at least a bit and then they only really make shitty references to DOOM and basically nothing else.
And I'm not even mad about the main character not being the Doom Slayer because I don't think he'd necessarily work as a main character in a movie, imagine he was Joan's dad though?
This movie would have been totally worth it if Joan gets captured and then it cuts to someone coming out an elevator in a suit of armour with a big ass shotgun and then the real Doom Slayer does his thing in an epic action montage.
That was one of the worst offenses of the movie--the beheaded security member at the start had a name tag Blazkowicz, suggesting that he was the Doom Slayer (post-3, that's his name).
If you're gonna do a Doom movie without Doomguy, I think a "Blair witch", or just period found footage movie would be the best route. Imagine seeing the events of Doom I, II, or 64, through the helmet of some Barney Calhoun-type UAC marine, desperately trying to slog through as much nightmare as he/she can before finally succumbing to their wear and tear, around the area Doomguy would start that game. If nothing else, it very well could be better than the last Doom movie, and possibly be scarier than Doom 3 ever was.
Amen
@@Umbra_Ursus The last shot of the movie is them crawling forward and dying and you hear **Stomp Stomp** and then Doomguy grabs the weapon in their hands and that's how he gets the shotgun in level 1 lmao
Never actually watched the movie, but from the end of the video it sounds like they gender swapped him. The feminazis strike again.
Honestly, if they ever want to make a movie that would do well, it should be about what happens between 2016 and Eternal, or during the Slayer's time with the Night Sentinels (so pretty much between 64/Lost Levels and 2016).
a good DOOM game makes a horrible movie, the ones weve gotten work better than trying to take what makes the game good and say it makes a good movie, one you watch and that is its own way of experiencing something, the other is a video game and works well in that format, but it would be very boring movie, it would literally have to be 99% combat scenes with a narration over it giving the lore, and that would absolutely suck
@stormjin2242 In no way does a Doom movie need to be 99% combat to keep consistent with the games. Like the main comment said, there is plenty of story to cover and it needn't be from Doomguy's perspective. There can be different characters, dramas, horror themes and so on. They just need to stop trying to remake Event Horizon with Doom. People were sick of that way back when Doom 3* was new.
@@stormjin2242I agree that different medias presenting their own experiences is a good thing, though. Even with the same setting.
One like and Roanoke has to eat an anglerfish
Oh God, he’s going to have to scarf down six of them now I feel like he sensed this comment be typed in and probably hates you specifically for it in a joking way but if he actually does end up eating six anglerfish, I think he probably would throw up immediately lol😂
I will pay this man to shove an angler fish in every video because, man, after the first time. It's just funny.
Anyone new will be lost with his obsessions.
Damn, so in the few seconds we saw the first guy "teleport", he could have potentially spent months in the Hell dimension? Damn...I still enjoyed this movie for what it was
Indeed! arguably, that would have sucked
It was a better Doom movie than the Rock one.
@Daytek There's a Stephen King short story toying with the idea of teleportation and time somehow flowing differently called "The Jaunt". It's a good read, I recommend it.
There is also an SCP item that's similar. It teleports you, and to outside observers it appears to happen instantaneously, but for the person doing the teleporting it takes the equivalent amount of time you would need to walk to the destination. So if you try to teleport any significant distance you need to have adequate supplies lest you die of thirst or hunger.
Edit. It's SCP 429, and it's a little faster than walking speed at 6-10 km/h, and it doesn't matter if you pack provisions because you are paralyzed while traveling. The original user and suspected creator used it so much trying to escape the Foundation that they died of old age from the travel time.
@@Necrowolf81No, no it's not.
Man, I love this channel. Keep it up, bro!
Glad you enjoy it!
I know that finding Nemo traumatized a lot of people with the anglerfish, but this is amazing.
Also, I love anglerfish. Anything that inspired fear in me as a child now inspires respect.
Also, this man would be horrified if he ever saw a Xiphactinus recreation. If I had two wishes, the first would be for a wish granting object, and the next would be to give this man a dream about a Xiphactinus being outside a submarine.
It probably wouldn't be emotionally scarring.
A 13ft long Xiphactinus specimen was found with an entire 6ft long fish in its stomach. This is Roanoke's fear incarnate.
Hey roanoke, i just wanted to say thank you for the continued entertainment and knowledge you provide, my daughter was born feb 2. And ive been going through the backlog of your movie analysis videos holding her. I love the jokes and i feel like she likes it when i laugh. Thank you for giving me something to listen to while i spend my first couple weeks with my new daughter😊
Awee
That is the most wholesome thing I've heard all day
31:06 I hear that. I'm a biologist too and had a chance to hang out with some physicists a couple times. I felt like a freaking toddler.
Reminder thus movie was so bad that the game studio had to put out a statement saying it has nothing to do with the movie
they shouldve said, no this IS part of the lore, watched it, and its a good movie, the issue is fans of DOOM never seem to accept that the original games didnt look good, and their nostalgia makes them think it did. The newer games just completely removed any reason to care about doomguys fate, he wins, hes boring because he cant canonicly lose and is essentially god
I laughed way too hard at "the former gives chase on the ladder" 😂
Being in the army I can attest that they scout the places perfectly first and build on the grounds "yeah, they'll all be miserable here" and most places that are semi decent end up being a crap shoot of "will this person give me an STD"
Wrap it before you tap it all.
or maybe don't be a sex pest? are soldiers really all this degenerate?
Babe wake up, Roanoke just posted 👁️👄👁️
Remember with the flood the evil was drowned to the vary deepest depths of the abyss that is where angler fish come from
Please do the wraith or gao’uld from Stargate. Would love to hear you’re thoughts on them
Yessssssss
A thousand times, yes
The wraith would be a very cool video. I loved Stargate Atlantis.
Roanoke's undying hatred for angler fish will never stop amusing me.
With the introduction of planet hoping I recommend a review on the protomolecule from The Expanse series, show and books. To hear your take on the alien "virus" that breaks down biomass and other elements to create husks and feats of engineering. Then you got all the creatures that have evolved from the protomolecule being their starting element, as carbon is to us.
I wish, I could thumbs up this more
For the other side of the mystical mixed with science-fiction, I'll always recommend dipping your toes even further into the daikaiju abyss by getting started on the Heisei Gamera trilogy and its first film: *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe*
This entire movie has been wiped from memory, like I know I’ve seen it but I can’t remember a single part of it
When i joined the army in 2003 i did my training at fort Knox Kentucky. I was then stationed at fort knox Kentucky for the rest of my enlistment. Total let down.
You got to stay safe and didnt have to force multiply middle eastern children. Sounds like a good deal to me
@@seivernoname-tz9uh safe? I thought long and hard about that and then I saw an m1 Abrams coming over a hill and signed whatever paperwork they gave me. I am grateful for not having to make the decision about engaging with children. I have enough nightmares already thank you. But as a resident of north west Georgia I will say, the weather in Kentucky is always way worse somehow. Also I had to wash my company commanders Chihuahua when it got sprayed by a skunk...Hooah
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I'm a Marine Artilleryman permanently stationed in Oki it rocks
Hey question, you like doctor who? Don't know if you take suggestions but could you cover the Flood? No not the halo flood I mean the Flood from Doctor who, I've always found the flood from doctor who terrifying! Honestly I think you'd love a lot of the aliens from doctor who.
18:49
That was a legitimately good analogy that had me rolling on the floor laughing
Something you said has a connection to the origional Doom movie. In that movie the "demons" were choosing who to infect because of a chemical in their body or brain that they could detect and killed everyone who they couldn't infect or change.
This seems to be the same thing, but going through the portal instead of being infected. Ones who dont have whatever was scanned from the first guy might not come out of the portal with those effects that others that do have it do.
So one could become like in the first movie a super human, while the rest become "demons"
Agreed.
This movie, to be very blunt, tried to be different from 05, however, actually ended up taking some inspiration from Doom 05.
05 DEFINITELY has its issues, but I personally prefer it over Annihil-suck an ass-ation.
All we need is some stargate science and boom portals.
THEY MADE MORE THAN ONE?!??? AND THEY BOTH SUCK????
DOOM 2005 is good-bad, Annihilation is just bad-bad
Doom 2005 is a terrible Doom movie, but unironically a great Resident Evil movie if you view it through that lens. This makes sense given that the movie was made to capitalize on Doom 3 (2004) which was much more survival horror oriented.
@@DeathIsABishi I'd say it's a lot more like Aliens than Resident Evil
2 movies, 4 novels, a comic book, a boardgame, 11 different re-releases of the original game, fan-made remakes of the original game inside at least 2 other games and made to run on various home appliances...
Also fun fact: At least 5 major film studios rejected the idea of making a Doom movie because there wasn't enough plot to work with, but when they finally made one, it had less of a plot than the original game.
@@DeathIsABishi: Touche salesman.
Hi military member here, in regards to your question, it really depends on your definition of “fun” to me Afghanistan had times where it was fun or interesting. When you’re on ooga dooga time with the boys it can always be fun
What you said at 13:30, is that from a movie because I feel like I've heard it before.
Movies this bad are the reason we have snacks during the movie.
Im snackin' on hot fries.
You like hot fries, Roanoke?
Also, 34:43
Hear me out... of course, Hell Energy is bad (around here we call it KUB) BUT, it cannot be (created or) destroyed.
It would be silly not to use it. 😮
This movie show us why a Gellar Field is necessary while traveling trough hell
Yes I'm glad you're covering this terrible movie, I watched it a bit ago. To say I was less than impressed would be an extreme understatement. It just came out of nowhere, so much so I wasn't convinced it was based on the DOOM IP. Honestly, it has fun references, it isn't a good movie. The games story is better.
Hey roanoke, as a pretty big fan of your channel and fellow enjoyer of rather niche stuff, i want to make a suggestion. The world of analog horror on youtube has several different series that focus on gory diseases or creatures (Gemini Home Entertainment, Vita Carnis, Tangi Virus, Midwest Angelica). I think you would enjoy covering these pieces of indie horror, but of course, this is only a suggestion, i understand if you are not interested and that everyone has their own taste in media. i hope you see and consider this and most importantly i wish you well!
12:36 been in the army for about 8 years now. while yes I didn't believe I would be stationed on white sandy beaches, drinking long islands while talking to honey's, I also didn't fathom how much bull fuckery that would fuck me in the ass. You kinda get used to living in a shitty place doing a shitty job, but it also bothers me that certain people get to be in a better place with a better quality of life when their supposed to be where I am. Politics and favoritism = US military. rant over. Edit: and yes you CAN be stationed in some AMAZING places but that's fate to decide
Calling this a DOOM movie is absurd. It’s like calling that Roanoke guy ugly. 😮😮😮
other than this is better than any game accurate DOOM movie that could be made
@@stormjin2242 Watch the doom 2016 fight like hell trailer. That’s what a doom movie should look like.
@@InteractiveCarrot thats a good trailer for a game, a full movie like that, might kill the whole franchise with how much it would be hated, even action movies plot, DOOM has a plot that works for a game, however exposition is only really good in documentaries, for an action movie it would suck. DOOM shouldnt have movies is the simple answer, great story for a game, does not make a great story for a movie.
@@stormjin2242 I believe it’s possible with the right director and cast.
Roanoke I'll keep asking, can you pretty please do the wraith from stargate Atlantis series.
Or gao’uld
@@Smallnose2416 either one would be awesome 👌
Daisy, i think was the name of Doom Guys bunny that was killed
It was :)
16:00 There were *so* many similarities between the Doom16 slayer and Doomguy, i just dont understand why people would say the theories were stupid.. the connections were quite obvious tbh. x)
Calling them "theories" is the stupid part. They are all ideas not certainties.
15:00 I had a book that explained the proces with Tritium fuel; it sounds like an infinite energy glitch, It's crazy. Also, one team finally got theirs to produce more energy than it used, so yes, we're on the cusp. That, and 2 big efficiency discoveries were made in the past 5 years; first, one team FLIPPED part of theirs upside down and it worked better, and second, some random joe schmoe read an article and had the bright idea to use a fusion reaction to help kickstart a larger reaction in a larger chamber, which apparently would theoretically be viable.
So yeah, be emotionally ready to have a 1 cent a month energy bill.
As someone who's not in the military I can confirm I indeed haven't been deployed anywhere fun
Man, I would love if you could one day cover Parasite Eve, I know It's a rather old franchise but the proposed ideas about mitochondria are rather unsetling, and I can't be the only one extremely curios about your take on it
I'm there with you. Would love to see a cover of 1 and 2.
Watch a movie or play a 30 HR video game (longer if you do the Chrysler building) if it's gonna happen someone will probably have to pay him
@@a_jerk There is also movie about it, It's kinda bad but touches on the subject
I don't think the movie covers the ideas as well as the game does. PE inspired me as a kid to pursue cellular biology
jokes on you the angler fish is my fav fish out there
Uh-ohhh...
12:38 as a soldier I can say I never expected it to be sunshine and rainbows but I was not expecting 4 yrs in El Paso stationed at Ft. Bliss (aka Satan’s asscrack) to then get sent to upstate NY to Ft. Drum. Or Hel with one “L” as my BF calls it. I fondly describe it as a tundric, barbaric land of limited gun rights and unsweeted ice tea. And as a red blooded southern I both take that personal and now realize that God must have served in the military at one point because he has a dark sense of humor.
People when they see the doom movie you had one job one job
12:35 I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. Outside of deployments, I feel like that was as close to beaches and women as you can get for a base. Spent enough time in 29 Palms to know how much worse it could be though.
*Laughs in Hawaii Duty Station*
Here's a fun thought.. Dead Space creatures vs Doom creatures!! Or perhaps a fun thought experiment.. Would the Spires in Dead Space have any effect on Doom creatures.. Or vice versa, would Hell energy have any effect on the creatures of Dead Space?!?😳🤔
Something i noticed that i was just reminded of from the original doom movie that they seem to have done the reverse of here
But in the original mlvie when they finally kill one of the monsters and bring it back to the lab? One of the guys suggests it what it is and the main doctor lady, rather obnoxiously, sceptically says to him "what? Like an ALIEN?" and the most realistic line of that movie was that same soldier screaming " LOOK AT THAT THING!"
and here you have clearly human looking mutated humans and a guy being like "is that even human???"
The chromosome 24 is sensitive to who you are. Psychopathy turns you into an outer monster via the morphogenic fields invoked by the added chromosome. The rest of them become optimum humans. I see it as an ancient tech from the Ramachandran Empire that created the chromosome and the portals also the Jeepers Creepers terrorist monster.
Yeah, the first Doom movie was so much better. Just ignore the name and accept it as a random action movie. It has a surprising amount of common sense when dealing with this premise.
Also, soldiers in a high-stress situation that DON‘T bully each other for being nervous.
I'm glad you got sponsors, and I mean, do what you need to make a living, as long as you feel comfortable with it
I think the main issue people have with Raid is just how predatory their model is, it's not the only one out there like it, but it's pretty well known for it.
I know someone who got pulled into these sort of things (not Raid specifically), it can be as addictive as gambling, and people loose a lot of money
and, there's always something new to get
The main way I've seen games essentially trick players, is by punishing you for not paying.
They usually start of in a nice pace, then as you progress they make it so difficult that the game is unbelievably slow, and often making you wait for things
If you can pay to not wait, then to me, that feels very predatory, they created the problem in the first place, and now you have to pay them to fix it?
I mean, I'm still a fan, and even if you do more sponsorships for Raid, I will still watch you're videos.
But on re-watches I will probably skip, as games like Raid just leaves a bad taste in my mouth
anywho, best of luck, I'm gonna go watch the rest of the video now ^-^
31:23 Wasn't my man Roanoke married? O.o
That’s what I was wondering as well
Not anymore, they broke up
@@Svabre You kidding right? why? how? when? what? the fuck?
@@TheFoshaMan a few months ago? I’m not sure when but it was a bit before Christmas sounds like it was on mutual terms he posted a thing about it on his community tab a few hours ago
@@TheFoshaManpipe down
"Just like removing any other organ"
Like the appendix?
Do you understand what "Just like removing any other organ" means to you?
Winslow probably thought that being stationed on Mars was his last chance at getting promoted before he hits his tenure and is separated from the military.
I mean, yeah Mars ain't Souda Bay, Greece, but it's not like anything bad ever happens there...
I remember seeing this on netflix a lot time ago and I kept thinking how even 0 budget student films looked better.
Nice 40k reference. Also I too was one of the enlightened that knew doomguy was the slayer back in 2016 hell I connected doom 64 and doom 3 to the oldies as well
I don't know how anyone didn't pick up on doom guy being doom slayer it was so obvious. Who else would it be? It even lines up with the ending of doom 64
Again I have to agree Roanoke the male attaching itself for ever is the icky icing on the grotesque cake.
wdym?
@@Svabreangler fish
If the issue is having a soul, then how do we know they didn’t do animal testing? Maybe only humans have a soul in this movie and they did animal testing but didn’t see any negative effects due to the lack of souls…
The only person to test for a soul found that when a dog died it didn't lose 21 grams.
Souls are made up of parts that have certain uses including movement. Zombies are missing most of their souls or they are suppressed. Removing the entire soul and you die instantly.
@@randallbesch2424 yea and the testing done with humans was so poorly done that it cant be used for any scientific review even to do peer testing for confirmation, they would literally have to redesign the experiment so much that there no longer testing the same things or with the same variables
Love the 40k reference 😂
Funny joke, but just not correct at all
It is correct. Jump into another dimension to travel vast distances. Its a reference I don't expect him to spend 30 mins explaining warp travel.
@@spector3828 to clarify I agree that the “science” is correct, it’s just the bit when he says that it was invented in the 40th millennium that bugged me, less of a rage comment more of a spontaneous one.
@@djdingo1716 ahhh ok ok
We might be closer then you think. We accidently created warp bubbles in experiment on micro scale, like in startrek. If we can make it surround a ship and propulsion we will be golden.
Please tell me more or how to look it up, it might be what I end up working on later😅
Source? Mini blackholes have been a thing for a few years now (and I still wonder who tf thinks that's ever a good idea to create in our atmosphere) but afaik space rifts/folds/tears are still only a concept and nothing more, unless anything has happened very recently that hasn't gotten too far in media yet
source?
12:32 No, I did not.
12:33 Surprisingly yes! I got sent to Okinawa on UDP and had a blast. Warm weather, warm water beaches, super polite/kind/respectful/friendly people everywhere, delicious food, food & drinks being extremely cheap, always somewhere interesting to go/something cool to see, beautiful women (10:43, possibly your type Roanoke), karaoke, the list goes on. While work sucked as usual in the military, in my off ours I was out experiencing the country. I also learned about the resiliency of the human liver and vocal chords, despite 6 consecutive months of extreme karaoke (and copious drinking that comes with it) those organs are still fully functional.
Not a weeb nor a recruiter, just here to say that if you have the time & money to go to Okinawa for a week or two I *strongly* recommend it.
*WARNING:* Rudimentary knowledge of the Japanese language isn't mandatory but strongly encouraged due to many locals barely speaking English. A few lessons on a language app of your choice are all you need (10 lessons on Pimsleur were more than enough for me to get around).