THE WORST DOOM MOVIE EVER

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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Install Raid for Free IOS/ANDROID/PC: t2m.io/F24_RoanokeG and get a special starter pack with 500k Silver, Energy and Chicken + Epic Juliana after reaching level 15⚡ Available only via the link and for new players. See you on the battlefield!
    Thanks for watching guys! Hope you enjoyed!

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Blink twice if RAID is keeping you hostage.

    • @joshblanchard2736
      @joshblanchard2736 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Hey, you should do the Return of the Living Dead. In the beginning, they can not be killed, but the more the movies go on, the zombies change and can die, and in the movies, they can think Also, the ones in the drums are skeletons until the drum is open, and they end up getting the skin and eye balls back. I think it would be cool to hear what you have to say

    • @thegrumpydragon7601
      @thegrumpydragon7601 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Can you do the strain

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nice

    • @bon-a-petite9224
      @bon-a-petite9224 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Geez 6 feet 😅

  • @scubanooch2713
    @scubanooch2713 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1656

    My man can’t get past the angler fish. As long as they don’t grow legs and start banging on his door he’s good

    • @diet_dr.demoncore
      @diet_dr.demoncore 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      unless you are a cyborg diver tending a deep sea geothermal plant

    • @abellator7560
      @abellator7560 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Shhh or they may decide to do just that.

    • @benmcreynolds8581
      @benmcreynolds8581 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      If someone starts to have repetitive nightmares where they happen to be "A Male Angler fish!" that could understandably cause deep seeded hatred of the large female angler fish..? Just tossing out a random thought lol

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That sounds like a funny movie

    • @pierbelizaire1495
      @pierbelizaire1495 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Surrently cooking in the basement with bootleg CRISPR kits and an anglerfish acquired under questionable means.
      I gotchu fam.

  • @sippinontime3545
    @sippinontime3545 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +592

    Man this is some dedication Roanoke made up a entire movie just to talk about doom. The scenes almost look real and professionally made.

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

      😂

    • @notsae66
      @notsae66 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Almost.

    • @tregrenos8615
      @tregrenos8615 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Except for the part where RG apparently forgot Doomguy was a guy, but we all make mistakes. Still, shame on RG! Shame!

    • @caseyburt4193
      @caseyburt4193 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@RoanokeGaming To answer the question: The greatest travel agent sending you places you never heard about, and never wanted to go.

  • @cormoran2303
    @cormoran2303 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1154

    They didn't do chimp testing, they did fish testing.
    That's how we ended up with the Angler fish.

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      HA!!!
      Just don't tell Roanoke this..

    • @illeagle9560
      @illeagle9560 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      The the deep sea is just riddled with portals to Hell

    • @illeagle9560
      @illeagle9560 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @Ni-dk7ni truer words have never been spoken sir

    • @bluwasabi7635
      @bluwasabi7635 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      HaHa! Good one 😂

    • @SporianSummit
      @SporianSummit 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      so THAT explains why those suckers are obnoxious in the serious sam games!

  • @austinwilburn1772
    @austinwilburn1772 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    “UAC HR has reviewed your case and we have unanimously voted that it was completely inappropriate for you to refer to scientific research tests as *raw dogging the portal*, you have been reprimanded. Any further continued actions will result in your termination”.

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio หลายเดือนก่อน

      I feel frightened to ask
      *How the hell do you raw dog a portal*

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Archiver_Studio
      You send in people with no protective equipment at all, and also send no drones or anything else first.

    • @Archiver_Studio
      @Archiver_Studio วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@C00kiesAplenty That's the logical answer
      So, boring

    • @C00kiesAplenty
      @C00kiesAplenty วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Archiver_Studio
      It is what Roanoke was referring to when he said "raw dog the portal" in this video.
      I feel like sending people through a portal without doing any testing at all, and giving them 0 protective equipment isn't boring. Especially given that it resulted in demons in this case.

  • @CesarGameBoy.
    @CesarGameBoy. 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    I will never forgive this movie for hiring an actor who looks *EXACTLY LIKE DOOMGUY* and *NOT* putting him in the role *OF DOOMGUY.*

    • @johnlawful2272
      @johnlawful2272 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We'll accept peace maker

    • @Arc115YT
      @Arc115YT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Who needs a doom guy?
      Right, guys? Riiiiiight?

    • @covahredro8370
      @covahredro8370 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      but but strong empowered wahmens that need no man

    • @mastertubbily1812
      @mastertubbily1812 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@covahredro8370ermmm…. Krill self perhaps

    • @covahredro8370
      @covahredro8370 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@mastertubbily1812 Nah I prefer the lobster.

  • @thebonefish
    @thebonefish 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1624

    Remember, 'demon' can be an offensive term. Refer to them as 'mortally challenged.

    • @hanslanda8303
      @hanslanda8303 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +164

      I prefer the term ‘liberal’

    • @thomasjoychild4962
      @thomasjoychild4962 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      They're certainly "mortally challenged" after meeting the doom slayer. As a Euphemism for dead.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      That which is dead may never die.
      Sry, wrong canon.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@ArDeeMee "That which is dead eternal lie, in strange eons even death may die." HPL

    • @bitteryetcivilized257
      @bitteryetcivilized257 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      SOCIAL COMENTARY!!! 😂🤣

  • @whitekyurem1547
    @whitekyurem1547 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1686

    RIP AND TE- oh wait wrong doom, this is the one we banished like war in Ba Sing Se

    • @michaela8676
      @michaela8676 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

      What war in Ba Sing Se

    • @adamkelly8836
      @adamkelly8836 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is no war in ba sing se 😊​@@michaela8676

    • @urusaiinu
      @urusaiinu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

      There is no war in Ba Sing Se.

    • @Tiredengineer
      @Tiredengineer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      The earth king invites you to lake laogai

    • @EpicMEF
      @EpicMEF 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Joo Dee! Take our guests to their accommodations.

  • @mpagirobin3805
    @mpagirobin3805 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +710

    Hearing you say "humans achieve warp travel in the year 40,000" justifies my 40yr oldself playing with miniatures.

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Amen

    • @glue3850
      @glue3850 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Amen

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Tho it happens somewhere around 15000

    • @waywardson911
      @waywardson911 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      The Emperor Protects

    • @mpagirobin3805
      @mpagirobin3805 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@Blutwind it's about getting the reference across not the accuracy of the lore.

  • @Mrkabrat
    @Mrkabrat 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    31:24 "Also, she keeps calling me at like midnight, and its starting to get a little strange. Yeah, send help"
    Im starting to think you've found a vampire who works in a lab, Roanoke

    • @matijasostojic4288
      @matijasostojic4288 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Some fucking tremere is trying to score a science-tuber snack.

    • @thewanderer1317
      @thewanderer1317 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      At that point, get garlic and the Vampire Killer

    • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
      @Tom_Cruise_Missile 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@matijasostojic4288 I'd rather be a fucking nosferatu because at least I can be a nosferatu with a modicum of free fucking will

  • @xr0ninx569
    @xr0ninx569 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    “Agent Mulder, demons that were once humans? Is this seriously the report you are handing in?”

  • @gilmadreth680
    @gilmadreth680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +385

    Angler Fish: [exists]
    Roanoke: [Thalassaphobic existential dread intensifies]

    • @-libertyprimev1-902
      @-libertyprimev1-902 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I'm shocked Fear of Aquatic Animals is just bundled into Thalassaphobia and doesn't have it's own classification, meanwhile... "Takes Large Breathe" Megalohydrothalassophobia (Fear of Large, Objects/Creatures, Underwater) exists as it's own thing...

  • @lydiahood7725
    @lydiahood7725 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    I think one fan service thing Roanoke missed is the name of the ship AI, Daisy, which also is the name of Doom Guy's pet bunny.

    • @steel749
      @steel749 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Or that Betruger is from Doom 3 & pretty much fits his character pretty well as an evil scientist that's corrupted by Hell.
      Really wish we saw Betruger turned into a Maledict.

    • @tregrenos8615
      @tregrenos8615 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It’s amazing they paid so much attention to detail yet forgot Doomguy was a guy.

    • @lydiahood7725
      @lydiahood7725 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@tregrenos8615 You know how it is nowadays, can't have a white guy as the hero. Its either a woman and / or someone of some colorful ethnic background in most main roles, except the bad guy or the bad boy love interest for the girls.

    • @furiousapplesack
      @furiousapplesack 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@lydiahood7725 Oh god, the victim complex going on here is out of control. No one cares. Maybe just be less offended by basic concepts.

    • @davidcooper8892
      @davidcooper8892 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What will your answer be

  • @redvt9881
    @redvt9881 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

    *female chemical engineer*
    "It's midnight night, i should call him"

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      Im always in a dead sleep as well

    • @callmeriggy
      @callmeriggy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RoanokeGaming she just wants to chemically engineer some babies with you. let her in.

    • @Atromnis
      @Atromnis 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Bro got the rizz that keeps her awake at night

    • @hanslanda8303
      @hanslanda8303 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      She know ol roanoke got that angler on him 😏

    • @TylerB17
      @TylerB17 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@RoanokeGaminggame is game

  • @jimperegrine6880
    @jimperegrine6880 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Heard about one soldier who, when asked for a preference for deployment, asked to be sent to a pacific island.
    He got sent to the Aleutians.

  • @ReceptiveRaptor
    @ReceptiveRaptor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Wild. For the first time since youtubers started saying "make sure TH-cam didn't unsubscribe you"
    I was unsubscribed from roanoke.

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +522

    Yeah, it's important to note that TECHNICALLY DOOM demons aren't demons, they're more like extremely aggressive alien lifeforms, but when it's an alternate dimension filled with blood, fire, desolation, endless death, and legions of corrupted basically undead lifeforms that desire only for murder, it's pretty safe to call that place Hell and its residents demons. Afterall, that's what demons are in 40k, to an extent; they're hostile thoughtforms originating from the corrupted Immaterium given a material form.

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Who’s to say in that reality that place isn’t what was referred to as Hell in the Bible.

    • @nicovelardita8619
      @nicovelardita8619 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Necrowolf81Even if that was the case, they're still not actual demons, just demonic looking aliens

    • @nicholas-dv1mg
      @nicholas-dv1mg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      isn't it daemon?

    • @KainSpada09
      @KainSpada09 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      It's a literal plane of existence that exists outside of our universe so Demons are technically alien in their own right.

    • @SlimeBlueMS
      @SlimeBlueMS 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Huh?

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Bro couldn't go 20 seconds without expressing his deep disdain for angler fish. lmao

  • @charlii_the_angel
    @charlii_the_angel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +596

    Ah yes, Roanoke gaming, come for the excellent biology education, stay for the angler fish slander, vintage car enthusiasm, 80's B-movie reviews, and angry TH-cam guidelines rants , never change Papa!!!! 😂😂❤.

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      We're all family here.

    • @bmh8260
      @bmh8260 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@scorpioriddickI thought that was Arby’s?

    • @charlii_the_angel
      @charlii_the_angel 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@scorpioriddick we sure are friend!

    • @peculiar
      @peculiar 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @chuckdontjudge It's a winning combo so far, and we don't fix what ain't broke!

    • @DerekDickens-f4m
      @DerekDickens-f4m หลายเดือนก่อน

      Accuracy

  • @SadFemboy
    @SadFemboy 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    "I'm from the science team🤓" bro that killed me

    • @Sprinklekit_KP_98
      @Sprinklekit_KP_98 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Stop! I'm with the science team!
      *DOCTOR. COOMER. YOU ARE. PERMITTED. TO. USE. THE. FORBIDDEN SCIENCE.*

  • @RD-py9sv
    @RD-py9sv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    LOL, can confirm! My sister in law is a chemical engineer. A really good one. Hearing her talk can be absolutely terrifying. XDDD
    BTW, chance are that you're getting called at eff-life o'clock is because she's already awake and had a thought she wants to share or bounce off someone she thinks will understand. It takes a while to click that it's not social hours.

  • @TheRealMonkeyrogue
    @TheRealMonkeyrogue 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +210

    "As we all know, demons..."
    WE know Ro? WE know?
    *I* know. How do YOU know? I have more questions now. Lemme get my notepad. 🤣

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ;)

    • @Domura
      @Domura 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Praise be Lord Vassago.

    • @SuperMegaGaelourde
      @SuperMegaGaelourde 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wait you didn't know about demons? Wait... You've never been trapped in a cabin after reading a weird book? Because I'm still here. Looking for demonology experts, because I'm down an arm and up one chainsaw, but every time I chop up these lil bastards they just come back as even more advanced claymation monsters, tentacles and all. I tried just making a run for it but the trees out here are uh... Problematic.

    • @lt.danhooper1635
      @lt.danhooper1635 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No one expects the Inquisition!

    • @pluto-skies4323
      @pluto-skies4323 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You didn't know? Hell, I've been hiding in a comms room for...god knows how long. Something went down at Delta Labs, I think relating to whatever Dr. Betruger was fucking with

  • @74K4H1R0
    @74K4H1R0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    Roanoke should play Lethal Company so he can take a look at the Eyeless Dog with that Angler Fish slander.

    • @Skuffd_Lad
      @Skuffd_Lad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Seconded

    • @Wraithspartan
      @Wraithspartan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Aye

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The horror.

  • @SkyeBerryJam
    @SkyeBerryJam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

    Portals always remind me of "it's forever in there, longer than you think"

    • @Skuffd_Lad
      @Skuffd_Lad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Are you referring to the jaunt or emisis blue?

    • @Nexus_Simulations
      @Nexus_Simulations 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Ah, emisis blue. A tf2 movie that shouldn't be that good. But good reference.

    • @LaughingTiger74
      @LaughingTiger74 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Reminded me of "The Jaunt" as well

    • @SkyeBerryJam
      @SkyeBerryJam 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@Skuffd_Lad both tbh

    • @RussianPrimeMinister
      @RussianPrimeMinister 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Nice to see a Jaunt reference in the wild. That story has haunted me for decades.

  • @ryandelichte4867
    @ryandelichte4867 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I’m so happy you mentioned Minot North Dakota. I go to school up here and it is incredibly deserving of that reference

    • @hobbes2402
      @hobbes2402 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly I was more shocked when I heard him mention it. He really is in the god damn walls

  • @SamuraiMujuru
    @SamuraiMujuru 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Doom Slayer didn't die in the end of Doom 2, he willingly remained behind as the portal closed in Doom 64 so he could keep ripping and tearing

  • @nightblade628
    @nightblade628 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    Reminds me of “The Jaunt” by Stephen king, where teleportation has to be done under anaesthesia. Those who are awake perceive it as being conscious and frozen in time for eternity (“It’s Eternity in there!!!”) and come through completely insane, clawing their eyes out and trying to off themselves. Won’t spoil it but it’s certainly interesting.

    • @krishanubanerjee6955
      @krishanubanerjee6955 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I've read that one. It was included in King's short story collection - The Skeleton Crew. Amazing perspective on how the human mind would react to an altered perception of time.

    • @TheNaughtysheriff
      @TheNaughtysheriff 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Reminds me of my bad mushroom trip

    • @bjrnhalfhand2258
      @bjrnhalfhand2258 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Just tracked down the story collection that includes "The Jaunt", thanks for the recommendation.

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look up Limbus Company train travel

    • @greenherb3229
      @greenherb3229 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SioxerNikitaJust... The City in general, W Corp is hell (haha Ryoshū Hellscreen).

  • @Elysium4
    @Elysium4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +179

    I'd love to see you do a video on the Mimics from Edge of Tomorrow. Your take on their alien biology would be fascinating.
    (That's 25 times now. Don't keep me waiting for too long here.)

    • @MrMoakeyman
      @MrMoakeyman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      oh god yes he needs to do it for sure

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HA!!!
      I'm laughing because I agree with you.

    • @isaacibbotson4632
      @isaacibbotson4632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Giving you more engagement to improve his chances of taking this seriously (sry I'm late)

    • @waywardson911
      @waywardson911 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This

    • @ripesince88
      @ripesince88 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just commented the same thing! Didn’t see your comment until now. It’s definitely got my vote!

  • @mrod6840
    @mrod6840 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    (Throws an anglerfishinto the portal.) Good luck!

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Don't tell him that! Lol.
      Could you imagine though???

    • @thalia5382
      @thalia5382 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Hell throws it back!
      “Ok, we won’t invade! Just keep it away from us!!!”

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Anglerfish: Flops around sadly because she can’t breathe. =(

    • @dwannwilson1260
      @dwannwilson1260 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@thalia5382 I’m dead

    • @qb1998
      @qb1998 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dwannwilson1260 what did you get caught in a net with the angler fish too?

  • @commanderryroe
    @commanderryroe 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    00:52 Roanoke talks as if there won't be anglerfish equivalents on other planets 🙄 lol

  • @Ryal89
    @Ryal89 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Being in the army I can attest that they scout the places perfectly first and build on the grounds "yeah, they'll all be miserable here" and most places that are semi decent end up being a crap shoot of "will this person give me an STD"
    Wrap it before you tap it all.

    • @CombineWatermelon
      @CombineWatermelon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      or maybe don't be a sex pest? are soldiers really all this degenerate?

  • @braydenmurnain3626
    @braydenmurnain3626 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    As someone who's passion is Marine Biology, the early Angler Fish slander is both appreciated and justified

    • @bluwasabi7635
      @bluwasabi7635 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So what is the true terror of the ocean? Dolphins maybe?

    • @braydenmurnain3626
      @braydenmurnain3626 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@bluwasabi7635 there's alot of contenders for that title. Stone Fish, Orca, Bull Shark, Lion Fish, Leopard Seal, Blue Ring Octopus, Colossal Squid, Sperm Whale, Moray Eel, Grouper Fish, Goblin Shark, Dolphin, Boxjellyfish, and finally, the godforsaken Angler Fish. And those come to my head immediately. There's likely some more crazy stuff I haven't mentioned

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@braydenmurnain3626man-of-wars are worse then angler fish imo, though I believe they count as a colony and not a singular organism. Just something about them I simply can't trust... Oh. Probably that they're incredibly venomous, I draw the line at venomous species that're potent enough to harm humans

    • @braydenmurnain3626
      @braydenmurnain3626 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@discordiacreates6669 one time when I was a kid, I got covered in Man-O-Wars head to toe. But I didn't know it, or feel it. I ran up to my mum, who started screaming at for because she thought I was about to die. I in turn start screaming because I'm 5 years old at the time. Turns out after a shower and trip to the hospital, the reason I felt no pain was because my pain tolerance is insane due to my autism. Twas a very interesting experience

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@braydenmurnain3626 oh gods no, that sounds horrible to experience, but I don't have insane pain tolerance- really bad because I DO have resistance to pain meds- but anything slimy just... No. I love my pet fish but I do not like touching them ^^'. Good thing it ended alright for you though, I've heard things can go pretty horrible for people messing with them and similar species, but sounds like it ended up only being emotionally damaging for your mom ^^'

  • @mattkozak3937
    @mattkozak3937 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    You almost made a halo 3 reference when you said "burn their mongrel hides."my first thought was, "All cruisers, fire at will!"

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HA!!!

    • @lilyeves892
      @lilyeves892 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "Ship master, they outnumber us, three to one!"
      "Then it is an even fight"

    • @thomasjoychild4962
      @thomasjoychild4962 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@lilyeves892 I was worried nobody would have quoted that, thank you for doing so.

  • @camarofan2008
    @camarofan2008 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Always use a gellar field and remember. The emperor protects.
    Also, it can't be the worst video game movie as Uwe Boil still exists, and everything that guy touches is crap.

    • @cannon26ify
      @cannon26ify 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He actually did an indie film called Rampage in the early 2010's and it is a pretty decent movie to watch.

    • @thedoomlord8618
      @thedoomlord8618 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Unless you're an Ork. Never use a gellar field then, ever.

    • @allster0crowly
      @allster0crowly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@thedoomlord8618 even if they die as long as no chaos gods take notice of the little spat the spores will create more orks using the dead bodies of the orks and whatever quasi flesh the demons use as fertilizer creating a "Gud fiht"

    • @thedoomlord8618
      @thedoomlord8618 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@allster0crowly was more hinting at how Orkz actively enjoy demon-boardings, cause a long travel without a gud krumpin' ain't da life!
      On the other side, being a demon and boarding an Ork ship is prolly the worst decision to make lol

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@thedoomlord8618Be afraid and cower, mortals! Beg for your lives! We will terrorize you until the end of ti-- why are they cheering? They're freaking me out, let's get outta here.

  • @noahivey2502
    @noahivey2502 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Hey roanoke, i just wanted to say thank you for the continued entertainment and knowledge you provide, my daughter was born feb 2. And ive been going through the backlog of your movie analysis videos holding her. I love the jokes and i feel like she likes it when i laugh. Thank you for giving me something to listen to while i spend my first couple weeks with my new daughter😊

    • @lr3666
      @lr3666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Awee

    • @bigd1348
      @bigd1348 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That is the most wholesome thing I've heard all day

  • @denifnaf5874
    @denifnaf5874 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    At least The 2005 doom movie STAYED close TO DOOM3 in demon style

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    Wait, people were actually stupid enough to think that the Doomslayer and the Doomguy were two different people? There was never a doubt in my mind because there's only one Doomguy. You don't "Rip and Tear until you retire", you Rip and Tear until it is DONE meaning so long as demons exist, the Doomslayer will be hunting them down.

    • @shaneguy5275
      @shaneguy5275 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Okay but idk why “rip and tear until you retire” is such a funny concept to me.

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I never doubted that DG and DS were the same.

    • @PonkingtonHeights
      @PonkingtonHeights 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Rip and tear until you eepy

    • @nicholas-dv1mg
      @nicholas-dv1mg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      pretty sure some weird timeline-hopping stuff happened that made it hard to keep track of who is who, is this our doomguy or is this just a alternate timeline doomguy that is almost exactly the same as our doomguy kind of thing. basically imagine it like those episodes of rick and morty where only near the end do they finally tell you that the rick and morty you've been watching hasn't been our rick and morty.

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@nicholas-dv1mg
      I mean it got conformed in Eternal that it’s the same guy

  • @DemonGodRizer
    @DemonGodRizer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    So in other words the best way to traumatize our dear biologist is to find and angler fish longer than 6ft (2m)?

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Shhhhhhhh.
      Don't say anything.

    • @vincentender1486
      @vincentender1486 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Finding, how about bringing one to the surface

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@vincentender1486 being deep sea they will resemble the fat face fish and turn all blobby.

    • @GG-ou7it
      @GG-ou7it 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Get him to play outer wilds, if you know you know 😂

    • @nicholas-dv1mg
      @nicholas-dv1mg 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GG-ou7it what about iron lung, if i remember right, that thing was a giant alien angler fish.

  • @visxvendetta
    @visxvendetta 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Man, I love this channel. Keep it up, bro!

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Glad you enjoy it!

  • @christophermatthews-pinker9338
    @christophermatthews-pinker9338 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Roanoke been smashing through your content for a while now and lots of rewatches. We are lucky to get to enjoy your videos.

  • @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
    @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I know that finding Nemo traumatized a lot of people with the anglerfish, but this is amazing.
    Also, I love anglerfish. Anything that inspired fear in me as a child now inspires respect.
    Also, this man would be horrified if he ever saw a Xiphactinus recreation. If I had two wishes, the first would be for a wish granting object, and the next would be to give this man a dream about a Xiphactinus being outside a submarine.
    It probably wouldn't be emotionally scarring.
    A 13ft long Xiphactinus specimen was found with an entire 6ft long fish in its stomach. This is Roanoke's fear incarnate.

  • @YourLocalNobody
    @YourLocalNobody 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    I really wanna see him try explaining the Typhons from prey

    • @wallacewisdom
      @wallacewisdom 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Great suggestion

    • @rhiban
      @rhiban 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ooo, that's a great idea!

    • @Oz_Ragnarok
      @Oz_Ragnarok 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That one is actually a good one, I personally want him to explain Aragami though i believe that is never happening

    • @YourLocalNobody
      @YourLocalNobody 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ARGONIAN61 same to be honest

    • @Oz_Ragnarok
      @Oz_Ragnarok 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ARGONIAN61 them the ones, they sound like they would be an interesting species to look into

  • @oken-realm2098
    @oken-realm2098 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Remember with the flood the evil was drowned to the vary deepest depths of the abyss that is where angler fish come from

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    This entire movie has been wiped from memory, like I know I’ve seen it but I can’t remember a single part of it

  • @GunlessSnake
    @GunlessSnake 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    For the other side of the mystical mixed with science-fiction, I'll always recommend dipping your toes even further into the daikaiju abyss by getting started on the Heisei Gamera trilogy and its first film: *Gamera: Guardian of the Universe*

  • @benjin3993
    @benjin3993 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    With the introduction of planet hoping I recommend a review on the protomolecule from The Expanse series, show and books. To hear your take on the alien "virus" that breaks down biomass and other elements to create husks and feats of engineering. Then you got all the creatures that have evolved from the protomolecule being their starting element, as carbon is to us.

    • @Amos-Timmy-Burton
      @Amos-Timmy-Burton 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I wish, I could thumbs up this more

  • @lordvika2526
    @lordvika2526 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Something you said has a connection to the origional Doom movie. In that movie the "demons" were choosing who to infect because of a chemical in their body or brain that they could detect and killed everyone who they couldn't infect or change.
    This seems to be the same thing, but going through the portal instead of being infected. Ones who dont have whatever was scanned from the first guy might not come out of the portal with those effects that others that do have it do.
    So one could become like in the first movie a super human, while the rest become "demons"

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Agreed.
      This movie, to be very blunt, tried to be different from 05, however, actually ended up taking some inspiration from Doom 05.
      05 DEFINITELY has its issues, but I personally prefer it over Annihil-suck an ass-ation.

  • @brandondoane332
    @brandondoane332 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I laughed way too hard at "the former gives chase on the ladder" 😂

  • @david.bowerman
    @david.bowerman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    It was the 18th Millennium that we discovered how to travel the warp.

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's reference, but I'm not stopping you from correcting.

    • @breadfurbert8085
      @breadfurbert8085 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You speaking in tongues heretic

  • @AWriterWandering
    @AWriterWandering 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:04 I wouldn’t worry about our star collapsing, considering our species will almost certainly drive itself to extinction long before then.

  • @theparrishshow9803
    @theparrishshow9803 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    18:49
    That was a legitimately good analogy that had me rolling on the floor laughing

  • @Meenaia
    @Meenaia 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    31:06 I hear that. I'm a biologist too and had a chance to hang out with some physicists a couple times. I felt like a freaking toddler.

  • @Daytek90210
    @Daytek90210 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    Damn, so in the few seconds we saw the first guy "teleport", he could have potentially spent months in the Hell dimension? Damn...I still enjoyed this movie for what it was

    • @RoanokeGaming
      @RoanokeGaming  10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Indeed! arguably, that would have sucked

    • @Necrowolf81
      @Necrowolf81 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It was a better Doom movie than the Rock one.

    • @popnorbert8465
      @popnorbert8465 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Daytek There's a Stephen King short story toying with the idea of teleportation and time somehow flowing differently called "The Jaunt". It's a good read, I recommend it.

    • @QuantumRangerPower
      @QuantumRangerPower 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There is also an SCP item that's similar. It teleports you, and to outside observers it appears to happen instantaneously, but for the person doing the teleporting it takes the equivalent amount of time you would need to walk to the destination. So if you try to teleport any significant distance you need to have adequate supplies lest you die of thirst or hunger.
      Edit. It's SCP 429, and it's a little faster than walking speed at 6-10 km/h, and it doesn't matter if you pack provisions because you are paralyzed while traveling. The original user and suspected creator used it so much trying to escape the Foundation that they died of old age from the travel time.

    • @Maowka
      @Maowka 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Necrowolf81No, no it's not.

  • @yonsisac264
    @yonsisac264 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I will pay this man to shove an angler fish in every video because, man, after the first time. It's just funny.
    Anyone new will be lost with his obsessions.

  • @daviddarby2888
    @daviddarby2888 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What you said at 13:30, is that from a movie because I feel like I've heard it before.

  • @Yemith_Gaming
    @Yemith_Gaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    We might be closer then you think. We accidently created warp bubbles in experiment on micro scale, like in startrek. If we can make it surround a ship and propulsion we will be golden.

    • @Svabre
      @Svabre 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please tell me more or how to look it up, it might be what I end up working on later😅

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Source? Mini blackholes have been a thing for a few years now (and I still wonder who tf thinks that's ever a good idea to create in our atmosphere) but afaik space rifts/folds/tears are still only a concept and nothing more, unless anything has happened very recently that hasn't gotten too far in media yet

    • @stormjin2242
      @stormjin2242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      source?

  • @CrypidLore
    @CrypidLore 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    Realistically the biggest hurdle isn't reaching or surpassing lightspeed, it's finding politicians that would fund that research over funding wars, or inciting global unrest.

    • @benjaminsmith3843
      @benjaminsmith3843 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Not really, considering the military advantages of such tech. Couple that with the economic advantages of dramatically simplifying logistics and opening the way towards off planet resource extraction and massive corporations would be on board as well.

    • @CrypidLore
      @CrypidLore 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@benjaminsmith3843 Because current politicians really have an eye for the long game, and investing in long term projects that benefit people other than themselves right? If you think there's even a slight chance the bulk of politicians on this god forsaken planet can think past how to start another war to benefit their corporate cronies, I want what you're smoking.

    • @bendover460
      @bendover460 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Were too busy either sending money to the 3rd world or bringing it here and destroying our own society...whatever the Israeli NGOs want

    • @trollinghoesandfarmingthingz
      @trollinghoesandfarmingthingz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@CrypidLore bro stfu you really just pressed and making assumptions, which is mad trashy.

    • @darkwater72
      @darkwater72 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@benjaminsmith3843
      I don't know how to break this to, but most politicians don't think past the next election cycle and keeping their voting base happy.
      For example...
      Climate change. Argue about what's causing it if you want, but you can't deny its existence.
      The Pentagon certainly believes climate change is real.
      They are doing long range planning both on when they need to pull out the pacific island bases and where to build the new ones. This because they are well aware that sea levels ARE rising and that none of these installations float.
      Meanwhile, half the leaders of the nation are denying that anything is happening. If it was up to them, they would deny their was anything until long after the planes sunk into the sea.

  • @jacobsharpe7039
    @jacobsharpe7039 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    When i joined the army in 2003 i did my training at fort Knox Kentucky. I was then stationed at fort knox Kentucky for the rest of my enlistment. Total let down.

    • @seivernoname-tz9uh
      @seivernoname-tz9uh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You got to stay safe and didnt have to force multiply middle eastern children. Sounds like a good deal to me

    • @jacobsharpe7039
      @jacobsharpe7039 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@seivernoname-tz9uh safe? I thought long and hard about that and then I saw an m1 Abrams coming over a hill and signed whatever paperwork they gave me. I am grateful for not having to make the decision about engaging with children. I have enough nightmares already thank you. But as a resident of north west Georgia I will say, the weather in Kentucky is always way worse somehow. Also I had to wash my company commanders Chihuahua when it got sprayed by a skunk...Hooah

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ........

    • @W1Robur
      @W1Robur 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm a Marine Artilleryman permanently stationed in Oki it rocks

  • @XParasiteOctoling
    @XParasiteOctoling 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    I didn’t even know this existed, I only remember the one where the demons have the extra chromosome

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Don't worry, it's not that good anyway.

    • @stormjin2242
      @stormjin2242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      dont worry, they made a good DOOM movie, its not like the games because a DOOM movie that is would suck even more

  • @Axol0_0
    @Axol0_0 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Honestly, if they ever want to make a movie that would do well, it should be about what happens between 2016 and Eternal, or during the Slayer's time with the Night Sentinels (so pretty much between 64/Lost Levels and 2016).

    • @stormjin2242
      @stormjin2242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      a good DOOM game makes a horrible movie, the ones weve gotten work better than trying to take what makes the game good and say it makes a good movie, one you watch and that is its own way of experiencing something, the other is a video game and works well in that format, but it would be very boring movie, it would literally have to be 99% combat scenes with a narration over it giving the lore, and that would absolutely suck

    • @wildoo9870
      @wildoo9870 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@stormjin2242 In no way does a Doom movie need to be 99% combat to keep consistent with the games. Like the main comment said, there is plenty of story to cover and it needn't be from Doomguy's perspective. There can be different characters, dramas, horror themes and so on. They just need to stop trying to remake Event Horizon with Doom. People were sick of that way back when Doom 3* was new.

    • @wildoo9870
      @wildoo9870 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stormjin2242I agree that different medias presenting their own experiences is a good thing, though. Even with the same setting.

  • @kylehicks8111
    @kylehicks8111 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hi military member here, in regards to your question, it really depends on your definition of “fun” to me Afghanistan had times where it was fun or interesting. When you’re on ooga dooga time with the boys it can always be fun

  • @Mr.Janitor
    @Mr.Janitor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    All we need is some stargate science and boom portals.

  • @overlord1676
    @overlord1676 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This movie show us why a Gellar Field is necessary while traveling trough hell

  • @mrcheesemunch
    @mrcheesemunch 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    This movie is so fucking annoying, someone on set clearly actually tried with designing props and stuff to try make it look like DOOM at least a bit and then they only really make shitty references to DOOM and basically nothing else.
    And I'm not even mad about the main character not being the Doom Slayer because I don't think he'd necessarily work as a main character in a movie, imagine he was Joan's dad though?
    This movie would have been totally worth it if Joan gets captured and then it cuts to someone coming out an elevator in a suit of armour with a big ass shotgun and then the real Doom Slayer does his thing in an epic action montage.

    • @thesarcasticliberal
      @thesarcasticliberal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      That was one of the worst offenses of the movie--the beheaded security member at the start had a name tag Blazkowicz, suggesting that he was the Doom Slayer (post-3, that's his name).

    • @Umbra_Ursus
      @Umbra_Ursus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      If you're gonna do a Doom movie without Doomguy, I think a "Blair witch", or just period found footage movie would be the best route. Imagine seeing the events of Doom I, II, or 64, through the helmet of some Barney Calhoun-type UAC marine, desperately trying to slog through as much nightmare as he/she can before finally succumbing to their wear and tear, around the area Doomguy would start that game. If nothing else, it very well could be better than the last Doom movie, and possibly be scarier than Doom 3 ever was.

    • @scorpioriddick
      @scorpioriddick 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Amen

    • @valrythe7454
      @valrythe7454 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@Umbra_Ursus The last shot of the movie is them crawling forward and dying and you hear **Stomp Stomp** and then Doomguy grabs the weapon in their hands and that's how he gets the shotgun in level 1 lmao

    • @kristoferprovencal3608
      @kristoferprovencal3608 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never actually watched the movie, but from the end of the video it sounds like they gender swapped him. The feminazis strike again.

  • @riftgaming8334
    @riftgaming8334 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Nice 40k reference. Also I too was one of the enlightened that knew doomguy was the slayer back in 2016 hell I connected doom 64 and doom 3 to the oldies as well

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    25:14 The name 'Daisy' is another bit of fan service; The Doom Marine's pet rabit daisy was killed by demons. This sparked his rage, but does not fuel it. No, he hates demons now because they're, you know, an interdimensional absolute evil that wants nothing more than to eradicate humanity and anything else they come across.
    But it is implied the original source was because they killed his bpet bunny rabbit daisy.

    • @furiousapplesack
      @furiousapplesack 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So Doomguy was basically the original John Wick.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@furiousapplesack Yep, John Wick is just DOOM witha realistic setting.

    • @noises4978
      @noises4978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      everyone knows this

  • @AkuTenshiiZero
    @AkuTenshiiZero 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Roanoke's undying hatred for angler fish will never stop amusing me.

  • @natto4now
    @natto4now 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Reminder thus movie was so bad that the game studio had to put out a statement saying it has nothing to do with the movie

    • @stormjin2242
      @stormjin2242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      they shouldve said, no this IS part of the lore, watched it, and its a good movie, the issue is fans of DOOM never seem to accept that the original games didnt look good, and their nostalgia makes them think it did. The newer games just completely removed any reason to care about doomguys fate, he wins, hes boring because he cant canonicly lose and is essentially god

  • @Alinias
    @Alinias 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Winslow probably thought that being stationed on Mars was his last chance at getting promoted before he hits his tenure and is separated from the military.
    I mean, yeah Mars ain't Souda Bay, Greece, but it's not like anything bad ever happens there...

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:53 Uh, hate to burst your bubble Roanoke but IIRC canonically Doom 64 is when Doom Guy locks himself in Hell and that leads to him becoming the Doom Slayer so he has to survive Doom 2.

  • @DragonManMike
    @DragonManMike 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Fun fact. General Fusion and Tokamak fusion have achieved self sustaining, energy surplus reactions and are actively working on a prototype reactor to hook up to grids. I think 5 to 6 years and we will see full rollout on fusion reactors in Europe and North America

  • @scvrlett18
    @scvrlett18 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    As someone who's not in the military I can confirm I indeed haven't been deployed anywhere fun

  • @bluryfilms
    @bluryfilms 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Something i noticed that i was just reminded of from the original doom movie that they seem to have done the reverse of here
    But in the original mlvie when they finally kill one of the monsters and bring it back to the lab? One of the guys suggests it what it is and the main doctor lady, rather obnoxiously, sceptically says to him "what? Like an ALIEN?" and the most realistic line of that movie was that same soldier screaming " LOOK AT THAT THING!"
    and here you have clearly human looking mutated humans and a guy being like "is that even human???"

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The chromosome 24 is sensitive to who you are. Psychopathy turns you into an outer monster via the morphogenic fields invoked by the added chromosome. The rest of them become optimum humans. I see it as an ancient tech from the Ramachandran Empire that created the chromosome and the portals also the Jeepers Creepers terrorist monster.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, the first Doom movie was so much better. Just ignore the name and accept it as a random action movie. It has a surprising amount of common sense when dealing with this premise.
      Also, soldiers in a high-stress situation that DON‘T bully each other for being nervous.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    4:45
    This is our *GALAXY*
    The xenos had their chance.

  • @Egomaniac.
    @Egomaniac. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The music is fire😂especially with him just counting down

  • @zCREz
    @zCREz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    16:00 There were *so* many similarities between the Doom16 slayer and Doomguy, i just dont understand why people would say the theories were stupid.. the connections were quite obvious tbh. x)

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Calling them "theories" is the stupid part. They are all ideas not certainties.

  • @caylorhc
    @caylorhc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Yes I'm glad you're covering this terrible movie, I watched it a bit ago. To say I was less than impressed would be an extreme understatement. It just came out of nowhere, so much so I wasn't convinced it was based on the DOOM IP. Honestly, it has fun references, it isn't a good movie. The games story is better.

  • @binibnladin
    @binibnladin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Just like removing any other organ"
    Like the appendix?

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you understand what "Just like removing any other organ" means to you?

  • @JiggleBellyGaming
    @JiggleBellyGaming 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    12:35 I was stationed at Camp Pendleton. Outside of deployments, I feel like that was as close to beaches and women as you can get for a base. Spent enough time in 29 Palms to know how much worse it could be though.

    • @TonyTwoNukes
      @TonyTwoNukes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Laughs in Hawaii Duty Station*

  • @E-Gaming-k1c
    @E-Gaming-k1c 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I've seen the other side, it's longer then you think." I feel like fits in this video.

  • @Dusto-qz1hz
    @Dusto-qz1hz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Vet here, yes it’s possible to get a fun duty station, do you? Like very rarely… but on the bright side you know before you get there, duty stations reputation precedes them and you hear immediately what kind of command your heading too. Conversely you also know the good duty stations before hand and can ask for them… Guam is a good one for example.

  • @GrowlieDave
    @GrowlieDave 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Daisy, i think was the name of Doom Guys bunny that was killed

    • @TonyTwoNukes
      @TonyTwoNukes 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was :)

  • @Smallnose2416
    @Smallnose2416 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Please do the wraith or gao’uld from Stargate. Would love to hear you’re thoughts on them

    • @catsareamazing3616
      @catsareamazing3616 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yessssssss

    • @lilyeves892
      @lilyeves892 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      A thousand times, yes

    • @erinbibb
      @erinbibb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The wraith would be a very cool video. I loved Stargate Atlantis.

  • @nickbraam7274
    @nickbraam7274 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If the issue is having a soul, then how do we know they didn’t do animal testing? Maybe only humans have a soul in this movie and they did animal testing but didn’t see any negative effects due to the lack of souls…

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only person to test for a soul found that when a dog died it didn't lose 21 grams.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Souls are made up of parts that have certain uses including movement. Zombies are missing most of their souls or they are suppressed. Removing the entire soul and you die instantly.

    • @stormjin2242
      @stormjin2242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@randallbesch2424 yea and the testing done with humans was so poorly done that it cant be used for any scientific review even to do peer testing for confirmation, they would literally have to redesign the experiment so much that there no longer testing the same things or with the same variables

  • @Deathgaming112
    @Deathgaming112 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:12 are you the same person if your body replaces every cell in your body ever 7 years?

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I don't know how anyone didn't pick up on doom guy being doom slayer it was so obvious. Who else would it be? It even lines up with the ending of doom 64

  • @deathbringer9893
    @deathbringer9893 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    jokes on you the angler fish is my fav fish out there

  • @TheFleaMan03
    @TheFleaMan03 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Man, I would love if you could one day cover Parasite Eve, I know It's a rather old franchise but the proposed ideas about mitochondria are rather unsetling, and I can't be the only one extremely curios about your take on it

    • @redacted8846
      @redacted8846 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm there with you. Would love to see a cover of 1 and 2.

    • @Stolaz83
      @Stolaz83 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Watch a movie or play a 30 HR video game (longer if you do the Chrysler building) if it's gonna happen someone will probably have to pay him

    • @TheFleaMan03
      @TheFleaMan03 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Stolaz83 There is also movie about it, It's kinda bad but touches on the subject

    • @Stolaz83
      @Stolaz83 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't think the movie covers the ideas as well as the game does. PE inspired me as a kid to pursue cellular biology

  • @devianttoast5828
    @devianttoast5828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The whole "Atomic disassembly is painful" thing depends entirely on how fast it happens. If it's instant/sort of instant, then I doubt.

    • @randallbesch2424
      @randallbesch2424 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Only if some sadist designs it that way.

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Tbh I don't know if it would be painful or not since ig it would depend on how fast it happened and possibly how you went through the portal as well since there is a delay between the brain and pain sensors and the delay is shorter the closer to the brain they're activated, so maybe it would actually hurt no matter what but be more a short, sharp headache that lasts a few seconds then anything else. Well... In that case I wouldn't have any issue at all with the tech as I have plenty of practice, but if any lunatic gets a working portal that takes more then five seconds, someone might knock their teeth out after a test run ^^'

    • @stormjin2242
      @stormjin2242 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      depends entirely if the consciousness is a separate thing from the body, if it is, youd experience complete destruction, if it isnt, then you die with the teleportation

  • @BD-cv3wu
    @BD-cv3wu 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yeah, in Doom 3 Bertruger had them use drones and then UAC/Marine security guarded science units. Then Bertruger went in and came back turned by the demons.

  • @ovhek1
    @ovhek1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Movies this bad are the reason we have snacks during the movie.
    Im snackin' on hot fries.
    You like hot fries, Roanoke?
    Also, 34:43
    Hear me out... of course, Hell Energy is bad (around here we call it KUB) BUT, it cannot be (created or) destroyed.
    It would be silly not to use it. 😮

  • @gingervikingjesus2351
    @gingervikingjesus2351 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Here's a fun thought.. Dead Space creatures vs Doom creatures!! Or perhaps a fun thought experiment.. Would the Spires in Dead Space have any effect on Doom creatures.. Or vice versa, would Hell energy have any effect on the creatures of Dead Space?!?😳🤔

  • @Alteringrealitystudios
    @Alteringrealitystudios 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Again I have to agree Roanoke the male attaching itself for ever is the icky icing on the grotesque cake.

    • @Svabre
      @Svabre 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wdym?

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Svabreangler fish

  • @shanglee864
    @shanglee864 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hey Roanoke, I think you got Teleportation and Portals mixed up a few seconds before 6:28 teleportation copies and pastes you while deleting the original. Portals are controlled wormholes that fold space to make two points close together rather than far apart.

  • @RomeKnox
    @RomeKnox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The wavelength cancellation in audio terms, has to do with phase, example if you take the same Signal and take it out of phase and reverse it, and play those two signals at the same time it will cancel out. I love how that can technically be applied in other fields. dope

  • @Mark.Taylor.
    @Mark.Taylor. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I was told I would be stationed somewhere fun...lie. I was never at Minot but here is a little 'thing' about it 🥶"why not Minot? Freezin's the reason"🥶

  • @spector3828
    @spector3828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Love the 40k reference 😂

    • @djdingo1716
      @djdingo1716 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Funny joke, but just not correct at all

    • @spector3828
      @spector3828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is correct. Jump into another dimension to travel vast distances. Its a reference I don't expect him to spend 30 mins explaining warp travel.

    • @djdingo1716
      @djdingo1716 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@spector3828 to clarify I agree that the “science” is correct, it’s just the bit when he says that it was invented in the 40th millennium that bugged me, less of a rage comment more of a spontaneous one.

    • @spector3828
      @spector3828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@djdingo1716 ahhh ok ok

  • @regnskyer
    @regnskyer 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I'm glad you got sponsors, and I mean, do what you need to make a living, as long as you feel comfortable with it
    I think the main issue people have with Raid is just how predatory their model is, it's not the only one out there like it, but it's pretty well known for it.
    I know someone who got pulled into these sort of things (not Raid specifically), it can be as addictive as gambling, and people loose a lot of money
    and, there's always something new to get
    The main way I've seen games essentially trick players, is by punishing you for not paying.
    They usually start of in a nice pace, then as you progress they make it so difficult that the game is unbelievably slow, and often making you wait for things
    If you can pay to not wait, then to me, that feels very predatory, they created the problem in the first place, and now you have to pay them to fix it?
    I mean, I'm still a fan, and even if you do more sponsorships for Raid, I will still watch you're videos.
    But on re-watches I will probably skip, as games like Raid just leaves a bad taste in my mouth
    anywho, best of luck, I'm gonna go watch the rest of the video now ^-^

  • @STppNGMTN
    @STppNGMTN 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hi fellow nerd here! There's another type of teleportation that's also possible wormhole travel. Instead of using quantum teleportation which in essence is slicing you up and mailing you back in pieces. Wormhole is full package delivery. You are able to access tunnels of space where two vast points can meet through forces of gravity bending space literally not sending you there but bringing it to you. I think this is more likely the method of teleportation but it's just my personal preference as I'm not fond of being disintegrated atom by atom then reassembled somewhere else.

  • @jayvenanderson1677
    @jayvenanderson1677 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    16:20 That facility needs to take a headcount.