Ep. 48 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bobby Lee
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Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Bobby Lee joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss Bobby's time working construction, their favorite Korean movies, Bobby's experiences with racism, his Gucci sunglasses, and more!
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I'm happy berts in rehab for his drinking, we get all these cool guests now
@ROGUEGUNNER69 He meant his severe Alcoholism.
Im not so much worried about his drinking its the poor dogs im worried about
He's just stuck in a schnauzer.
??? No thanks
Is he really?
Words cannot describe how happy this makes me.
th-cam.com/video/XyKJZT3yBWQ/w-d-xo.html
Just wish they bumped his mic volume when he whisper rants.
This really made my eyes turn into a telescope
Lauren Hatlemark this is an exercise in focus and deep listening
This was great. I actually watched it again today...Bobby and Tom were bouncing off each other perfectly.
How the hell do you even catch your breath from laughing so hard with Bobby Lee.
Pause.
As somebody who has never really seen much of Bobby, this absolutely sold me on him. I'm a total fan now. I don't think I've laughed as hard at a single podcast in years. I'm sure you're not reading this Bobby, but as somebody who is going through a lot of shit right now finding this and watching has genuinely put me in such a great mood, so thank you.
He's the best. A lot of people relate to him for his personality. Cause most of us have felt the same but Bobby has a genuine way to talk about some issues that makes it better for all of us. He's of an acquired taste. But those who know, know
He was the best thing about Mad TV
The thing is is that these two guys have somehow made Monday’s the best day of the week
Is is that is is that is is that is is that is is that is is that
Nah, just a bit more bearable. :)
PREACH
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a hundred percent
This is such a different show where Tom has more of a back and forth instead of just listening to Burt ramble and occasionally getting to butt in. Great vibe.
It's almost like an actual podcast this time 😆
Only reason I’m watching is for bobo. Can’t stand burt, not funny at all
Honestly a much better show.
Bert creeps me out when I watch his standup. He laughs like an insane person at his own jokes that he’s told a million times.
especially since Tom's smart and funny and bert's a morbid moron. Love a genuine guy but do the thoughts really come before the words.
15:46 I love this so much.
The fragile try to defend himself. The immediate callout. The roaring laughter in the back.
It's beautiful.
bobby is soo good at acting offended and playing into jokes so well
Victim mentality.
Hate ppl like him haha
He's so good at acting that he made up that molesting shit too
Bobby Lee’s straight face silence and comebacks are outstanding.
John Marrs except he does the pretend mad thing every show he’s on at least 5 times
Naltddesha I like the fake mad thing, especially when he closes his eyes and just sits there
Occupied Space yeah, it’s funny at first. Annoying when I’ve seen it 1000 times
MNC2SCTY47 you wanna see annoying? It’s spelled **your**
Naltddesha lol
“There’s no better feeling than killing the enemy”
-Top Dog
Jengis top dog
Hey buddy it’s top dog
Hey buddy!
He got some.
Killing innocent people for corporations. Millions of people in countries that didn't attacked the USA. Frankly disgusting.
‘At the end of the day, I honestly just wake up’. -Bobby Lee
Got good giggle outta that to lol
The laughing in the background is so great😂🤣
When Bobby said he has no idea what he's doing, that resonated with me.
Same here
A... HUNDRED percent!
It’s a lifestyle toko
Sameeeeee.
Fake it til you make it is real
Tom has a "I'm gonna have some fun with this one" face during several parts of the episode
Well, I think YOU can say it and maybe get a pass...
I definitely don't agree with Bobby Lee. Tom will definitely stab that guy if not kill him.
So does Bobby lol
lemme get a good look at you
Watch your mouth
Watching this episode for the 4th time because it’s by far the only thing that dilutes my depression. Goodnight.
Whatever it takes. Bad Friends does that for me.
Can we talk about how cute the “Rudy put down the knife” merch is?!
We’re in the same boat haha
just NOW discovered this massive nugget of gold. so blessed.
Hope you’re feeling better these days 💪🙏
16:24 😂 "each time layer of skin gone, AAAH AAH AAAH, Goodnight"
Can you imagine Bert’s anxiety levels when he sees how much fun Tom is having with someone else?
Uhh hundred percent anxiety levels
I can't watch Bert. I wish Tom n Bobby had a podcast, love these 2.
@@N-e-o1I agree I have no idea how bert has a podcast with segura and burr I just don't find him funny at all and his constant anxiety and awkward bursts of laughter make it hard to watch. God forbid you actually try and talk about something real with him as well his opinions are worth about as much as Greece's IOU's.
@@AbductionDevlog agreed. You would think that game recognizes game because Burr and Segura are top notch. I don't understand how they can constantly be around his fake laugh bs. Bert is like Jimmy Fallon.
*squeaky balloon noise intensifies*
This is funnier than 95% of all comedy specials on netflix.
Agreed
True. Even Tom's.
F Netflix
because unrehearsed = better.
Yeah... is it just me that loves these guys on podcasts but can’t really watch their standup?
this is the only 2 bears episode I've watched more than once. what a duo, panda and the grizz
How is Bobby 51 years old and still so energetic 😂 he’s way older than Tom but doesn’t seem like it at all
Dont have kids
Omgggg… he’s actually 51…. WTF
In shocked to learn this lol
Asian people don't age like whites. They go Baby>fat toddler>7 year old> cute teenager > joyless young adult who could be 25 or 45> man/woman who is more ancient than the universe.
It's not gradual either. A woman will go to bed one nigh looking like 25 or 45, and will wake up looking like she's 85.
8 years is way older?
Their chemistry is great. Tom's low energy complements Bobby's manic craziness.
Bobby is great with everyone
At the end Bobby literally says everything I think of Tom he's an oppresser
yeah the power of these last ten minutes insane. no one else calls either of them out like that
Hey I’m just co
It's pretty much what he does with bret
Tom: where can I watch this movie.
Bobby: you got money.
LMFAO that took me out.
Bobby has some of the best off the cuff responses, so fucking quick too!
Tom's little ok.. dead lol
Just saw that bit and had to scroll down to see if someone commented on it 😂😂😂
timestamp: 53:10
LOL
I love how anxious Bobby makes Tom
“You’re fact checking me an it’s making me sweaty” - Bobby Lee, bahahahahahahha
Tom: “I’m sorry”
Bobby: “You’re welcome”😂
"there's only 3 people I'd do a podcast with. You, Theo, and santino"
Griff in shambles 😭
💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
Poor Griff man, such a good guy 😂
I think he said 4 but named only 3.. there's a mystery 4th
@@Unz360 rick glassman
Griffin has been coming off as such a sensitive baby lately. From what I gather he is mad that Bobby didn't pick him for podcast co-host so he could get checks for being a sub-par less funny cohosting.
Just looking at the numbers, Bobby is one of the best podcast guests you can have. Gotta bring him back for another show
Bobby might not be the best stand up.... But he is definitely the best podcasts host/guest. Which I think is more important nowadays
I would replace all canned laughter in sitcoms just with this one guy laughing in the background
Nah.. PD's laughing in the background bothers me for some reason
@@giannipuface9441 How dare you insult Nadav, hes a Jew
@gianni purface wears his jeans low and loose. You just lost your job buddy. You didn’t follow proto.
@@giannipuface9441 well you dont have to be bothered anymore, you'll be pleased to know its not the black guy and its actually the white jew Nadav.
i just ate a 2 yr chipotle burritto
So much gold in this episode, I love how Tom gets such a kick out of the slept king. Nosotros Papaya!
I totally LOVE Tom’s people appropriately laughing in the back ground, hilarious! Love u both Tom & mental Bobby
Tom fact checking Bobby is like joe rogan fact checking Alex Jones 😂😂😂
Lmao
Tom: “I’m sorry”
Bobby: “You’re welcome”
😆
Nothing could more accurately describe their relationship than this lmao
Definitely adding “you’re welcome” to my incongruous response Rolodex. D’Elia used to throw out “thank you” on TMP in the same way.
get real okay, you convinced me-I’ll go with that one. THANK YOU. 🤣
I don't know if Booby Leak realizes, but when he does his special, it could be all about his dad and it should be called Bed Time Stories.
Lmao 🤣
@@untitled6391 Booby Leak is the new Burnt Crystal's, America's most Insecure and short comedian.
That'd be fucking awesome. His stories about his dad are crazy
Frosty he a good a guy!
I think I'd only like that since it would probably make Bobby more popular just cuz it's a special period, but I also wouldn't really like it since I'm sure at this point he's said 99% if not 100% of his dad stories on podcasts considering nowadays he just retells the same stories (still love him n don't mind it at all, but I'm just sayin).
38:19 bobby activates his final form
This is the 3rd time I've watched this and it gets better every mf time!!! Bobby and Tom are magic together!
Bobby: lets both talk about all sorts of topics.
Brent: lets talk about how many famous people know me.
Such truth 🤣🤣🤣
Burnt- let's talk about me and stuff I do and stuff about me
Tom: I started dance classes
Bert: Is it ______ from _____? we'll talk after the podcast 😎
Brent
Not everyone knew Bobby 🤣
I can't believe Tom actually has stories to share.
Cuz Burnt Chrysler isnt there for Tom to make fun of
Yeah it's nice to see him not get steamrolled by burnt
I assume some of his victims were able to escape so he’s got more stories
Yeah man! Burnt always asks him about them and tells one of his own that leads into 3 other stories about him and the firm grasp on reality that he maintains
The funny thing is Bobby actually has space to share and Tom isn't one to let something go if he wants to hear about it
This is one of the greatest conversations of all time
I watch this ep. at least once every two months.. has me in tears every time
Bobby just being himself is easily one of the funniest things in the world
Thats why people love him. Its just him hes been like this since ive seen him on mad. Hes a real one
@@d3adzone414 Yeah great guy, never meddem
@@Karim-sh8pu totally agree..me too
Not only the funniest but such an unintentional teacher haha wise little sleepy spirit guru (learn to be out spoken, embrace ones shadows + turning them into light as well as gratitude) loveUBOBBY
@@rileighgreenwood7097 Oh for sure papa! Some would say the most unintentionally funniest!
I've been a fan of Bobby Lee forever and I STILL can never tell if he's kidding or not.
If you really wanna know if Bobby is lying or telling the truth, the answer is yes
He’s never kidding
He’s a human mindfuck
Slept king shadow play
Classic
Tom's face is priceless
He is so enamored by Bobby Lee. It's hilarious.
*The Wailing is the best Korean movie, in my humble opinion.*
The Wailing is so fucking great. I wouldn’t say it’s the best Korean movie but I’d say it’s legitimately one of the greats of Korean cinema.
@@tylerjacobson8012 what is the best korean movie in your opinion?
@@lucho1limte the housemaid. Or Oldboy.
This is a sign we need a new podcast where Bobby and Tom just talk about dark shit and make f***ed up jokes
This cast touched on more 'taboo' than D'Elia.
Bobby would never dedicate himself to it lol maybe it'd have to just be made at bobby's house
1 Bear 1 Dumpling
@DoWhatIWant I know about tigerbelly but what other podcasts does he do?
@DoWhatIWant ?????? I love both of them I'm gonna watch that
We need to show these episodes way more love so Bert understands that we are here for Tom as well not just his stories and interruptions
@ pretty accurate analysis.
Nah I love Bert. I honesltu think he just gets nervous and rambles on to avoid the anxiety
This has gotta be one of the GOAT episodes.
17:19 *when the Unisom hits*
Bruuu💀
Bobby truly has the Midas touch in this podcasting world. Everything he features on is gold.
Yep, already 1 million views for this episode.
This was probably the most I've laughed in a podcast for a long time.
Yeah I was dying at work. My coworker were looking at me weird
Well sir then you probably haven't been listening to Bad Friends and TigerBelly (Bob's podcasts.)
@@plasticplanetdiscgolf 💯%. Bad Friends is a great podcast!
Genuinely the most belly laughs the team here at Falcon Carwash has *ever* had.
Fucking facts my good sir
These two have such good chemistry it's amazing to watch
26:29 I gained so much respect for Tom right here
Bobby Lee is like every character Zach Galifianakis plays but in real life
I was thinking that between two ferns took his whole essence
Yeah Bobby lives a life of the Zach Galifianakis character that he plays when he did Between Two Ferns
He literally has the same glasses as the baby in hangover too haha
Oh my god. Both brothers in Baskets
Well fucking said.
Bobby Lee had me crying laughing when he called out Tom for fact checking him lololol
Villsy cause Tom has to question and fact check Burt 24/7
Serious tension on that part. hehe
49:07 lol I come back to this episode sometimes just for this. Bobby was so uncomfortable
“What are you, an investigative journalist?” Lmaoo
I listen to this episode at least once a month it makes work go by so much faster
One of the only interactions I can hear all day and not get bored
Nosotros Papayaaaaaa! -PD
😘
Where's your checkmark?!
41:13 bobby's last time saying "RETARD"
Panda
Yo Korean bookie “yes he a very good doggg, perfect size”
Easily the best podcast I have ever seen with Tom. It was so raw. Any moment shit could of exploded. Watching them feel each other out and see how far they could push this new developing friendship, was so dramatically hilarious. Please Have the slept king fill in more regularly.
@Kristie C lol your life must be pretty gnar if Bobby Lee is boring, definatley lacking papaya though.
@Kristie C Yeah...... No...
@Kristie C Bobby is definitely an acquired taste. I loved him here though.
Well said!
@Kristie C you can call Bobby Lee many things, boring is not one of them.
"I'm a Hawaii guy" 🤘 "actually it's." 🤙 classic Bobby telling u what he thinks u want to hear. he's special. ♥
The guy in the back laughing makes it so much funnier god damn 😂😂😂
Bobbys dad stories
16:23
29:12
1:05:21
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i camefrom h3 lmfao
Exactly what I was looking for, thank you
@@dvmn1 u from h3 too?
Haha Bobby’s story about his mom chasing him across a field in a car is amazing. It’s his episode of dr drew after dark.
I need a regular Tom & Bobby show. This was incredible.
Aaaand here's an immortal podcast episode that I will undoubtedly return to a bunch of times. Thanks for the entertainment, fellas.
Omg his Korean accent is so perfect…sounds just like my mother 😂😂
Bobby: Tom I want to be your friend so bad.
Tom: you do? Why don't you ever respond to my text then. 😂
I thinks Bobby has Oppositional Defiant Disorder lol a condition that almost exclusively effects children, toddlers, and Bobby Lee.
Bobby: I want to be your friend.
Tom: What country will you apologize next?
Me: Should I call Tom out for being mixed? I'm mostly jealous for being 3 generations deep and her mad that he speaks better spanish than my brown ass.
Can i just say something?
@@naturedump6548 the thing is, is that
@@yinucsd 😂
i have yet to see a podcast/interview of bobby lee that wasn't pure gold. the dude has good chemistry with literally everybody.
Ari
@@pravkdey and even the ari episode was good
That Andy Dick episode was brutal. Not Bobby's fault but that's the only one I couldn't finish.
kyotie11 u should watch TFATK ep with Andy Dick, Bobby Lee, and Bryan Callen. It’s so good.
@@intactbreeze74 well to be fair, that random guy he brought had weird vibes and khalyla was uncomfortable the entire time lol other times he's talked to andy dick were pretty funny
wow, toms a great interviewer. Brings out a lot and has razor focus. I love how his sane analysis contrasts with bobby's manic explanations
This is probably one of my favourite podcast episodes I've seen it so many times 😆
It’s so nice hearing Tom getting to actually talk without being obnoxiously talked over
It really is. Bert runs hot and cold for me. But some of the stupid things he comes out with and his favourite subject being himself really gets annoying
Your so right
The producer with the background laugh is so incredibly key to this podcast 😂
Tom trying to bait Bobby into shenanigans
16:39 toms excitement is through the roof lol I come back just for this part
It's refreshing to hear an episode with actual depth and not just Burnt talking about himself.
Nah just watch YMH. We love Bert
Or overembellished lies from a sugar fueled manchild
@F U T U R E N O B O D Y did you have a stroke writing that dog?
@@robojimbo7039 are you talking about burnt or bobby
@Texans Tackle yeah I see how he can be extremely annoying. Idk but for some reason I like the guy as unlikable as he is
Bobby-"if I ate your kids and you saw me in the mall shopping what would you do"
Tom-" I'd kill you."
Bobby-" no you wouldnt"
Tom-" oh, ok..."
lolol
Lol
Bobby is too used to what his dad would do lmao 🤣
25:53
@@paigeraschke2592you a legend for reading my mind was wondering what part was that 🤣
I’ve tried a few episodes of this podcast but couldn’t really get into it, this one was GREAT though. I think I just prefer Bobby’s brand of lunatic over Berts.
Omg!!! Love this u two together. Love Bobby's dad story. RIP. The end was perfect. You guys need a podcast together
Any podcast with Bobo is absolute gold.
5 minutes in and I'm already enjoying this more than any episode with Bert.
Tom needs a podcast all his own with a different co-host every show. Not always Bert or his wife, yk?
@@ryryscott1705 100% agree
@@ryryscott1705 like imagine if people like Andrew Schulz was on lol
@@tgbeam Andrew Shulz laughs more at his own jokes than anyone on earth
@@ScramJamJohnson so? You a Debby downer that doesn't like people having fun or laughing at themselves?
This podcast needs to happen weekly. Tom & Bob.
That background laughter changes everything tbh 🤣🤣🤣
"1 bear 1 otter" is a great show that I would pay to watch weekly 😂😂😂
Sign me up
I feel like Bobby is maybe more of a hedgehog. But 100 on the rest of the comment!
1 bear one 1 panda
Tiger Bear den
Id pay as well😘
Will Sasso should come on this podcast and act like Bert the whole time. Never addressing him as anything other than Bert
Amazing idea.
Yes, let's clap along.
Have you seen the new Elon Musk interview with Post Malone?!
👽 th-cam.com/video/cpI9Eu-4mEA/w-d-xo.html 🔥
@Patrick McGregor Did Sasso become an asshole since Ten Minute Podcast ended or something? "Offended" is something I would NEVER have expected from him.
@@Louis-wp3fq no sasso was hilarious on the fighter and the kid
How legendary is Bobby Lee at podcasting?
Every episode when he is a guest is an instant classic.
I'm watching this 1 for I don't know which time
9:33 🤣🤣🤣 I immediately noticed this, and what made it even funnier is that Tom spoke my thoughts Immediately after. Tom is so great.
I really wish they had swapped Bert's bear head for a panda in the intro.
Fun fact there is only 2,264 pandas left in the world
@@courtney2590 fun?
Courtney thank you
@Courtney I’d say that’s pretty good a few years ago that number wasn’t even above 2,000
Courtney really? 😫
Well, I guess it’s official, Bobby is the new cohost.
We can only wish
Jesus Christ, Tom having to deal with Bert all the time and THEN having to deal with Bobby? The guy’s gonna have a stroke!
You're right. This needed some low sodium soy sauce and a little less kool aid.
Room for both. They are all friends and great comedians. Don't think busting your friend's balls means you hate them.
@@georgeedward602 true dat, sir.
"He still thinks I'm gay in heaven" 😆🤣
Finally an episode of this I can watch.
Literally berts to much for me now
Cullen Howard same
Cullen Howard I’ve never liked him on anything
Bobby saying he wants to be friends with Tom is the most wholesome thing I've ever seen
And then rips at him ahahah
Bobby wants to be friends with anyone who he feels could benefit his career.
Some Guy well we found a person who gave the video a thumbs down, hater lol
@@Imwithtiti Hater must be atleast the second word after racist that completly lost all of its value, i like bobby but to be fair or atleast a bit honest they all tend to be fake friends for cloud hence the throwing under the bus of their so called friends..
He just wants to piggyback on his notoriety and fame, not that theres anything wrong with that of course.
The best episode of 2 bears 1 cave doesn't have Burnt in it. It's almost as if Segura is the draw :o
"it's all on the Chinese." And that look🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is the best episode of any show podcast. Anything ever
Bob and Tommy are a match made in heaven actually. Well how about that let’s get more of these
Almost as good as the slept king and the rat king
Another episode where Tom actually gets to talk and not get interrupted every 10 seconds by Burnt's rambling. R.I.P. Burnt Crystals.
To be fair, you try doing a podcast with Billy Burr and NOT be desperate to speak elsewhere when the opportunity arises.
SnarkyRogue bro, Bert stomps on Bills sentences too. Legit all their guests, Bill sits and listens with a smirk and Bert is itching for his opportunity to speak. Drives me nuts
Burr and Tom need to both fire Burt and unite.
I actually can't stand Tom and it baffles me why he's so popular. Bert kreischer for President.
@@robotoolecomedy I'll admit I gave up on their podcast a while back, but Bill is notorious for constantly cutting people off. There's no denying that he, at the very least, used to be unbearable with it. Maybe he's gotten better, idk. It annoyed me to the point where I gave up watching him with others regardless.
Haha Bobby lee stares and “had enough” moments are gold
This dynamic between these two really fucking works! Please do it again! I never laughed so hard like this on 2 🐻 and 1 Cave
What two? Were you watching another show? This was so dull and preachy.
No one agrees with you @@salvagemonster3612
Bert looks so different when he actually showers
Lmao
😂😂😂😂
As Bert's English sidekick I can confirm it's the new Asian soap Bert's been using, works miracles
Lyle always coming in the clutch
as if Bobby is any cleaner than Bert. (did you see him shake out his dandruff hair) and he said he is sitting in his own shit right now, might have left a stain on that new chair.
I can’t be the only person who is liking this podcast better without Bert interrupting every 10 seconds.
This podcast is making me dislike him a bit lol
100%
@@ryanybarra3860 * ahh HUNDRED percent
@@Anthony84739 Really? I mean yeah I can understand how he can be frustrating but boring is the last thing I'd call Bert
Kevin McNamara 😂🙌🏼
Bobby missed the opportunity to do the Asian Chapelle Show. All these stories as skits would be so nuts.
Tom needs his own podcast. He always picks co hosts that kill it
I agree, Bert is repetitive and always talks about being drunk or hungover…or always talking over Bert or always one upping everyone and their stories lolol
Now THIS is a pairing I can FULLY endorse.
Ah hundred percent
I clicked so fast man, shout out #BadFriends, shout out #TigerBelly !!
Bobby Lee! Please play video games with me. I'm very good.
I nominate Bobby to replace Brett.