Ep. 85 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Mark Normand
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Mark Normand joins Tom Segura as a guest host for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Mark and Tom discuss touring with Bert Kreischer, life in New York City, writing jokes, the experience of having kids, and more!
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"Unlike Kobe, that joke landed" LMAO
Stole my comment bro ... Guess I didn't land it.
@@rustincole_w1339 just like Kobe.
well, technically Kobe DID land...
@@xXeddie92Xx 🤣😩
@@xXeddie92Xx landed REALLY fast
the kobe into the ari joke, fucking mark lol
THE BEST
"That joke landed unlike Kobe's helicopter!, 🤣🤣🤣
I was at the grocery store listening to this...I looked like a madman the way I laughed 😂😂😂
That was brilliant.
Flawless execution. A true pro at work. What a god.
4:16 Mark caught himself before saying “Autistic” and it looks like Tom caught it and it made him laugh harder 😂😂 too funny
I thought he was gonna say retarded
Nice catch lol
Saw that lol
aut...onomy
Ya he changed it, but why is that a big deal?
Mark Normand: I can’t tell stories
An hour later: tells a fantastic story about being drunk as a teenager.
His stories from growing up are pretty good.
I think he was talking about telling stories in his act. I remember in the early years of Tuesdays they talked some shit about storytelling comedy and how it's all fabrications and exaggerations. Ahem, bert
I thought his stories about touring for 2 weeks in Europe with Bert could easily be a bit he had hilarious jokes in there just off the top of his head
Mark Normand: there’s no rush
Mark Normand: releases the most rushed special ever
I read a comment that said Mark Normand sounds like if a dog sounded like a human and I can’t stop thinking about it
I read the same comment! I can’t get past it either
Maybe that's why he stopped touring with Brett
my favourite comment on any ymh vid was on the duncan trussell episode and someone said he sounds like an enchanted sentient cigarette
Time for a pixar esque mark normand dog epic.
@@jpk51 na he sounds like TJ Miller intermittently huffing helium
1 Bear, 1 Queef.
Hey hey! Comedy! We’re doing it folks!
he should go on the josh potter show, he could be the queef of the week.
#kevinhart
Why yall hating so much
@@justintroy1196 Are you dumb? No one is hating him.
@@LordAsturgis nah im just foreign and guess i don't get the joke. Nevermind:)
Jesus Christ Mark is funny. That Kobe joke that turned into an Ari joke actually made me laugh out loud. I gotta start watching more of his stuff
Do it, he's great
Comedy!
Comedians are funny.
Out to lunch the best special I’ve seen in yearsss
i would highly suggest his podcast Tuesday's with Stories with him and Joe List. if you liked him here, that podcast is perfect for you
13:57
"Aids was invented to get back at gays for having so much fun "
"Magic Johnson's doing fine he out lived Kobe!"
"That joke landed unlike the helicopter"
"Suck it Ari, ya Heb."
Banger after banger
It’s not funny when you use the word helicopter...
UNBELIEVABLE! COMEDY!
Kobe didn't die in a helicoptor. It was a helicoptor. Until it wasn't.
@@koshfrey9724 ehhhh I see your attempt and you’re working.
Amazing the way you can type the things you hear.
First Godfrey and now Kevin Hart. Great to see so many black comedians being supported now that Brunt is gone.
Mark is the definition of black excellence
Lmao
It's pretty progressive of Hollywood to let him do what he does at dog parks
Burnts racism was honestly plaguing this show.
@@mynameisbetty1767 do not see toms live stand up if bad words upset you. Ive heard him say n word on stage, it was awesome.
Mark dunking on Ari is everything 🤣
Real professional comedian at his finest. My man took Ari head off
Hands down best Kobe joke to date
Timestamp
Is it.....is it, REAAALLLLLLYYYYYYYYY???!!!????
No, no it is not.....shut up.
@@jasonablah7702 13:37 for the set up to the joke
No one gonna mention when Mark calls Nadav Jew Face? That bit killed me 😂
Dude this one has that “we might get married” first date energy
Lol totally. Really vibing
Like he wants to tell his mom but doesnt want to jinx it......
Lmfao
“A real meeting of the minds” - Norm Macdonald
Mark and Tom should have a podcast
I love Mark Normand. The way he so nonchalantly says heinous shit is hilarious.
lol Heeb
"Should I make breakfast or should we color?"
I'm dead, Mark never fails🤣🤣
Nadav getting a zinger by Normand is gold:
"Look it up Jew face" 24:30.
I knew Nadav was going to enjoy having Mark as a guest the way he was cracking on the Dr. Drew episode haha
That’s gotta be my favorite part of the episode I keep coming back to witness it again lmao
But how is nobody talking about the fact that Mark calls Tom “Fatty” at 1:12:40? Lol
@@everettleach He calls everybody Fatty. It’s still funny but not surprising
“We always talk about making a good planet for our kids, we never talk about making good kids for our planet” - mark normand
It's the kind of quote that seems smart. But both should be made top priority lmao
both these guys sound like conservatives now lol
Episode got kind of heavy with the economic topics. I'm glad at least they're informed. Comedians often tell the truth of things through the craft.
Mark Normand is slowly becoming the best comedian on all these podcasts. Lol.
He should def be a go-to as a guest or fill in spot. Mark is a beast.
Slowly? Mark is the next goat 🐐
Any pod he touches turns to gold
Yea he is
Yessir, him and Tim Dillon
I'm a little hungover, I'm a little gay, but I'm here for some comedy!
Mark Normand's comedy style is really really refreshing. It's so casual-feeling, and slow, but with the hard punches of shock value. I absolutely love it.
Slow?! That might be the last word I'd ever use to describe Mark.
“You’ve done heroin and you’ve never been on a united flight” that was great.
"Look it up Jew Face" lmfaoo!!!🤣🤣🤣 I wish we had a cam on booth when he said that to see their reaction.😂😂
Insta is Koolaidchamp for a meme on this joke specifically and other YMH memes ❤
“He beat Kobe” almost killed me.
Yup, unlike Kobe that joke landed...
I damn near peed my pants. 😂😂
Mark always thinks he’s losing audience members when he and whoever he is with gets into the technicalities of comedy. What he doesn’t realize is, if anybody is watching Tom Segura and Mark Normand sit down, trust me, they want to hear that shit, haha
Rarely do I enjoy hearing comics talk shop anymore. But w these two it's tolerable.
Also, I like hearing him break it down with all kinds of people in the business. It is nice that he doesn’t go overboard and over saturate himself. I’d like to see Sam M. show up a little more on west coast podcasts.
@@Audiofatuation It's boring when comics go through the same points of saying that they don't need to do late night TV anymore, or sitcoms, or Comedy Central, or even Netflix, you just need a podcast and youtube etc. (meanwhile many of them try to get on TV and Netflix...)
It's extremely frustrating when they complain about wokeness and the cancel mob while constantly dishing out disclaimers about how ashamed they are of being white and male, how much they love feminism and non-white people, and how they're not like those "crazy conspiracy people" or "right wing nuts."
Other than those things, I love hearing comics talk inside stuff.
@@APAL880 agreed there
Mark should wear wrist weights when he does podcasts, he'd be jacked with how much he talks with his hands and arms haha
The boat salesman from The Secret of Monkey Island.
Now youve said it i literally notice it everytime he speaks 🤣
Read this as he did a quality air traffic control wave in around 9:08
Mark speaks like someone trying to convince you he's not a serial killer
YES!
Def has the "I swear I didn't do it" personality lol
*chuckle*
He does have kind of a Minus Man vibe
He still looks like he eats ramens too😂
I just stopped one Mark Normand podcast to start this one
Lol me too!
I like We Might be Drunk but can't beat this!
Lmao literally same. Sorry morril but I've gotta go w/ tommy bunz here
lol oh the dilemma
Adventures in ADD
this is one of your best Mark. You made Tom crack a lot, and you were so loose.
Everyone who hasn’t, you need to watch “out to lunch” one of my favorite specials.
Bump up!
2 kobe jokes I couldn't do anything but laugh at....
he’s just too good
Honestly came outta left field and floored me
I love Kobe but it was just so well timed! 😆
Fucking love Kobe but fuck that shit was funny 😂
lol right
I love how guests and tom talk about Berts death ironically like he eats a featus every day and will live to a hundred
Rogie is feeding him Elk sausage!
Oh he'll surely outlive us all with that Mickey Mantle gene of his
He says it's Kool-aid, but we all know it's stem cells.
@@buffalothebison4850 The sweet sweet nectar of youth
Life is up in the air. Some guys eat clean and work out every day and die of cancer. Some smoke and drink everyday and live to 100.. like Burnt
Mark Normand needs to be on every podcast ever.
Normand's throwaway off-the-cuff jokes are better than most comedian's actual material.
I think he might be a comedian savant.
@@ericgonzales2893 for sure aspergers 🫶🏼
He was just on Rogan & when Shane Gillis said Rogan looked like a Silverback gorilla on stage, Mark said “SilverHack”! 😂😂
This guy is so underrated. His 'special' on TH-cam was hilarious. Punchline after punchline. Plus no yelling throught the hour, unlike other comedians who think yelling while telling jokes somehow makes it funnier lol.
That's why I don't understand why people think Joe rogan is funny. All he does is scream and yell the whole time. He's the least funny comedian to me
@@Stinky_sack this is the unspoken truth of all comedians in the roganverse
@@Stinky_sack I've never thought any of Rogan's "comedy" was funny. He should stick with UFC ringside & podcasting. As far as Mark Normand; I find him hilarious. Seinfeld also thought so, enough to let Mark open for him at the Beacon Theater. That's BIG!
nah it makes sense why he is on youtube. He processes logic like a 4 year old named Klansman.
@@pirkkala luv u
I’m a little astonished with myself just over how much I can relate to Mark..
this, like every episode since Brent is gone, has been a nice breath of fresh air. Sometimes I forget it’s healthy to hear a wide range of well thought viewpoints
I'm just glad Tommy is finally getting the chance to finish his sentences & tell his stories without them getting hijacked & one-upped every time.
I sound like a total hater, but it's mostly just some Burnt crystals fatigue. I enjoy the way he makes Time Sugaryeah laugh himself into a near stroke lol
Don’t forget to drink a gallon of kool-aid a day mommies, for your health.
1:06:20 “All we talk about is ‘we gotta leave a good planet for our kids’ like hey how about we leave some good kids for the planet?”
If i had a nickel for every time Mark Norman is asked on a podcast if he's leaving NYC I'd have at least .25
I really enjoy Marks humor. These guests just keep leveling up since berts been out.
Edit because toms drinking/puking story happened to me too. Lmao. In a upscale Chinese restaurant in a corner at a wedding reception after party. Did a few shots of sake and got sick in the corner. Went back to drinking.
Like a real warrior
Throwing up just means ur good 2 more hours
Your story made me actually lol 😂
You're a champion! Bart would be proud.
Is Bert out working, or sick or...?
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You dropped this 👑
@@Thekoolaidchamp even if that's sarcasm, thanks I'll take it. Some criticize me as of if ppl aren't capable of fast forwarding but I do it so people don't overshoot & miss anything aside from the ad read itself. People also think that it reduces retention time & also don't realize that unless you buy the stupid Raycons using the 2Bears promo code, they don't get any $ out of it lmao. So if I assist only 1 person out of thousands w/not sitting thru the ads then it's worth it to me. Nothing worse than hopping in the shower listening to your favorite pod only to start it off w/a f*ckn ad read lmao. Thanks again & have a good day.
@@guyledouche6039 definitely not sarcasm Haha truly awesome work
"Glory Holes are socially distant! There's no face!" - Mark Normand 2021
"We're just getting weird alone", never felt so validated
Mark: I'm not a story teller....*proceeds to tell crazy and funny stories on every podcast*
Telling stories is the entire concept of his podcasts. He could for sure be a storytelling comic but it’s probably easier in conversation.
His job is being a stand up comedian… not a podcast guest. He is describing how he works not how he is on a podcast when asked a question.
Mark has a great show btw. He also stays after and takes pictures with fans. Good guy
Can't wait to see him this fall.
One of the many reasons I love Kevin Hart
Dude he literally responds to my Instagram messages faster than most of my friends/family. And yeah he’s very awkward and funny in person just like on podcasts. Smacks guys on the ass during meet and greets, complimented my jacket and called me a queef. Very on brand 😂
Unlike Tim Zigaro
“A flip kind of does switch on you.” -Tom Segura on parenting
so I did hear that right lmao
“How bout we leave some good kids for the planet” GOLD!
At Episode 83, I learned Tom was in this podcast. At 85, he’s now my favourite half of the duo.
yeah cause bert sucks
"Glory holes are socially distant! Ahh!" I fucking died
Why doesn't Tom realize he's hotter now that he's bald... Like 200% times.
On behalf of us bald guys, thank you Tamika
Did you see the flash back photos with the " dreamy eyes " ??
“People don’t wanna give me stuff, so I’ll just sit here.”💀
He’s so hot…
The only problem with this podcast was that it had to end. I could listen for days. So funny
Finally a funny fill in co host… There’s no going wrong when normand is on the pod! ❤️
Allah has blessed us
Preach
You got it!!!
Every fill in co host has been funny. Bert should do more movies
i know if only bert would never come back, i’d subscribe again lmaoo
YESSSSSS KEVIN HART
Marks confidence has gotten so much better. He’s such an excellent comedian
I’m so fascinated by the joke writing portion. I look forward to it any time two comics that respect each other get together on a pod for the first time
Mark is such the honest and outspoken mind. Never stop thinking and talking Mark!
I don't think we need to worry about that
So please don't die, you mean
Please keep eating and drinking
Never stop breathing Mark so inspirational
Mark is very funny but clearly isn't very aware about political issues. The Kobe joke made me laugh but I was annoyed when he talked shit about Stop Asian Hate.
"How do people DRAW?!" I ask the same thing about comedians. Now you know.
How do either of you do either
I love hearing the guys in the backround busting out laughing at casual jokes Mark throws out there all nonchalant. You 2 are by far my favorite comidians, keep up the amazing jokes!
Mark Normand is such a comedy junkie and I love it. Whenever he’s a guest on a podcast it inevitably develops into a nuts-and-bolts discussion. His presence reminded me that Tom is a comedian.
We’re watching history here folks!! Mark Normand is slowly becoming a household name. Only thing better than his comedy is his crazy upbringing stories.
😂 now that’s how you do a dead Kobe joke. Take some notes Ari.
Nah Ari nailed it. People are pussies
@Tyler Gay lol "no real comedy fan" thank the true fans where there to police and make sure they let everyone know their feelings where hurt. Lol fuck outta here
@Tyler Gay yeah the problem is that it wasn't funny and so people who don't know Ari obviously didn't think of it as a joke...coz joke are supposed I be funny..kinda the point of jokes.
Ari is a hack, who gives a shit about being offended, he’s just not funny
@@chimchimchow thank you for your opinion it'll be noted
This episode was so organic. Definitely one of my favorite episodes. I feel like Normand is so easy to riff with.
Mark has been one of the guests I want to see most on YMH, so this is definitely an awesome consolation prize. His sense of humor vibes perfectly with Todd's, Mark had him dying laughing a few times (like the Magic/Kobe/Ari joke, holy shit lmao). Great episode of one of the best podcasts going.
Tom mentioning Austin now only reminds me of Timmy D's rant about how horrible it is 🤣
That rant was so funny. I watched it over and over
I love that whenever the subject of moving to Austin comes up, nobody mentions Rogan, the Pied Piper of comedy
He went off about Austin LOL. I couldn’t quit laughing and after about 5 minutes into the rant I thought oh my god he hates that place and he means it!
Music teacher here, yall hit some great points: never too late to learn an instrument and getting over the discomfort for the payoff!
As someone who picked up the E-Guitar at 27 and still learning how to play Black Sabbath songs, I felt that! Cheers
I love how mark was about to drop a huge “AUTISTIC” on us at 4:18 lmaoo
"Unlike him that joke landed" bahahahahahahahahaha
I assume everyone skips the "read ads" like myself.
That’s correct. I get so angry when my hands are full or if for any reason I can’t skip.
@@jbean9021 Instant fury every single time I'm in the middle of something and can't skip the ads but that's with everything
There is like 10 ads
Meanwhile some chump is buying into all of these sponsors just because Tom.
I hate how bad friends has their ad read mixed with the TH-cam ad so there’s like 20 ads in one episode. I usually end up running it through a third-party TH-cam app that lets me skip the TH-cam app ads at least lol. I hate ads and would rather never be exposed to them
Mark Normand calling me “fatty”is on my dream board!
Tim: “I do a lot of stories”
Netflix special: Mostly Stories
I love that Tom pretends his Piano lessons are simply rehab for his arm lol
Mark Normand is such a great podcast guest
I miss when dudes like mark normand were the every mans man. Hes normal in a way I find genuinely comforting
I just realized that if Bert quit drinking he would either become the Greatest Athlete Ever or dead
Kevin Hart and you really have something here. You guys bounce off each other so well.
Love to see two bears embracing the gay community by having Kevin Hart on.
Mark normand is the most prolific comedy genius of our time… the world needs to get on his level
Not even close... this pod is the funniest he has ever been in his life. And that is just sad.
@@stuartstogdill2406 you know s'little about comedy
tom: "all we do is complain" while he complains about other people lol
No kidding. I haven’t been able to watch YMH lately. Just constantly complaining about being victimized by “the left” and cancel culture. Even 2B1C can be unbearable at times…
@@Synchro789 yea, whining about "nobody can say anything anymore!" and then calling people retards shows they are just being whiny liars.
@@popularegg666 well people can be retarded sometimes and they don’t hide that they bitch. Their whole job is writing jokes off shit they are constantly judging off life
Damn, so that’s how I ended up with a girlfriend I didn’t know about🤦🏽♂️
i could indulge comedians fleshing out their joke/story telling systems with each other for hours that shit is so awesome
mark normand has a story-telling podcast with joe list
he has 400 episodes to call back on for stories for his act
Name???
@@Vann_Scale_Modeling Tuesdays with stories
I just finished Mark's free stand up set again for the 4th time.
_COMEDY!_
I told him I came in 4 strokes
Magic n Kobe joke, GENIUS 😂
I really loved the comedy talk. I wish Tom would do a podcast where he brings comics on to talk about comedy techniques and like how different people come up with premises and different types of comedians strategies for building stories or jokes.
No, but really. I LOVE when him and Brentasauras Krex talk shop. They should do a "Breaking A Bit" and do exactly as you described
@@katiannarose7444 maybe not with brontosaurus. We wouldn’t really learn much about anything other than his strategy xD
@@katiannarose7444 i just realized we both uses the same dumb name for Bert xD completely unintentional
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Wow this is a big one. Never would've expected Kevin Hart to be on 2 Bears 1 Cave.
Putting "Out to Lunch" on TH-cam absolutely worked for Mark, didn't know much about him or his style before it, actually thought he looked like a clean comedian, but now I know better and will watch anything he pops up in!
thinking he was a clean comic, I can totally see that and find it absolutey hilarious. His delivery has a charm to it that lends itself to old, hackey punchline humor.. But if you listen to him he cuts so dark sometimes, it's a great style.
Can't tell if Mark is joking or not when he asked if he was married. Lol
Mark is always joking.
Definitely joking. He know's who Tom Segura and 'Tina are.
I love the joy on his face when he says VPN is a workaround that Netflix does not like.
I saw Mark Normand's face in the thumbnail and out loud said "yessss".
Same lol
Don’t ask Tim Dillon about Austin he’s ready to go back to LA
This is the most comfortable I've seen mark be a guest on someone's podscast, he's usually more awkward
Probably his last one in LA after 9 others in a row haha
you can definitely tell he's best when someone can draw out his energy
Great observation 👌
2 Bears, 1 Gay! Comedy! Thanks for having Kevin Hart on the show!
Mark Normand must be one of the funniest always on guys on the planet
I wish so bad that these 2 had a full time pod together. My 2 favorite comics
Normand fucking nailed it crushing ari by going even harder what a legend
"And they don't fight back which we've learned from history."
Pure gold
Love how Norman says in the begining he has no stories and slams a hysterical story at the end 😂
Norman just use your childhood stories!!
Around 18:00, they’re talking about “you know you can leave wherever you don’t like right?” Oh damn, you right Tom! Lemme just pull out all the money I have like you and move. Lol smh rich people just forget they’re rich.
When mark says “I’m worried we lost half the crowd”. Listening to Tom talk about his writing process was fascinating. I want to hear more of that
I love Bart and all but i genuinely mean it when I say that its been really nice hearing Tom be able to actually engage and interact and just be able to talk.
And you know his first episode back will be especially egregious. He'll think its something we feel deprived of
@@421less1 😆 Omg- hes gonna be on about this for MONTHS to come.
I fucking love this guy. I really hope he breaks out and becomes a household name, because he’s genuinely so funny
LMAO that Kobe joke was so funny
You could tell Mark was thrilled to get the inside prep and secrets of Tom. I love it. Tom is so gracious.