Ham Sarris #4 - Masturbating to hell (Jordan Peterson and Bret Weinstein)

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  • @pho.phonic
    @pho.phonic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Peter Jordanson 😂

  • @zorzod497
    @zorzod497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I swear they always forget to give poor old Jordan Peterson any water

    • @nielsgintowt
      @nielsgintowt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's cause he only consumes meat.

    • @diabl2master
      @diabl2master 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's Peter Jordanson

    • @Anatolij86
      @Anatolij86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, it's ever so evident in this clip th-cam.com/video/MKvegpt_XEk/w-d-xo.html

    • @synoptic1047
      @synoptic1047 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nielsgintowt Red meat, salt, and water **

  • @d.j.s.7387
    @d.j.s.7387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Just from the intro I was already done😂😂

  • @xaythor
    @xaythor  6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I am trying out a Ham Sarris episode with video which puts some limits on the audio editing. Let me know what you think! :)

    • @1tether
      @1tether 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That intro XD

  • @MoreParksLessParking
    @MoreParksLessParking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Wet Breinstein

  • @icari80
    @icari80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The introduction remix was a damn great job👍 To the extend that some ACTUALY thought he had said it this way (myself included)😂

  • @bradleyperrine1736
    @bradleyperrine1736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Please pray for me i am a 32 year old guy never had a woman in my life i struggle with masterbation. I fall for the evil sin time after time

    • @SI10379
      @SI10379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing now?

    • @michaelperez2827
      @michaelperez2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop “beating” yourself up. It’s not evil or sinful. It’s human physiology.

    • @bradleyperrine1736
      @bradleyperrine1736 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickcascone4552 what is that? Never heard of that

    • @bigbubba7753
      @bigbubba7753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelperez2827 It's definitely sinful. You know that guilty feeling you get afterwards, that's your subconscious telling you it's wrong.

    • @michaelperez2827
      @michaelperez2827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Big Bubba If it’s wrong to you, then that’s your subconscious telling you that.

  • @Crav-n
    @Crav-n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Your book is on the way I’m really pumped to read it Jordan!!!!

  • @NYGiantsDiEhArD
    @NYGiantsDiEhArD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Dude why does this video just skip over randomly... these ain't good cuts yo. Lol

  • @justinchamberlain3443
    @justinchamberlain3443 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:30 "and I'm willing to accept any answer that will manifest itself to me.."

  • @gldistrict
    @gldistrict 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Peter Jordanson and Ham Sarris 😍

  • @reb8183
    @reb8183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    really not surprised a guy with the suffix stein is bringing up those points.

  • @alancharlesstephens7036
    @alancharlesstephens7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What is all the hollering about?! This is a very sobering thought, of eternal separation and eternal damnation?!! WOW for someone who has a failure to take hold of this problem, I for one am paralysed with the fear and dread

  • @vivianbi7781
    @vivianbi7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the opening sounded like boxing contest

  • @leonardnnadoro3575
    @leonardnnadoro3575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The man said Peter jordanson

  • @connor1489
    @connor1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Peter jordanson? The host must have been huffing grass right before this

  • @Leroysfunnytrees
    @Leroysfunnytrees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was a very efficient waste of my time. I would love to see the unedited version of this debate.

  • @santiagoarroyob
    @santiagoarroyob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Ham sarris, wret beinstein, and pordan jeterson

    • @emailkolar4517
      @emailkolar4517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wet Bulkstein
      Bulk = Boner
      Wet Bonerstein

  • @aashryashrivastava9006
    @aashryashrivastava9006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No guys it's pordan jeterson!

    • @NidaSyeda
      @NidaSyeda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @cryptobliss924
    @cryptobliss924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow he fucked that intro up big time

  • @crankyrebate8161
    @crankyrebate8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just wipe it off with sock until it’s crusty & what will be will be

  • @adamleckius2253
    @adamleckius2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ham licking his lips is just the tastiest bit of this clip

  • @haribballsack6133
    @haribballsack6133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jesus Christ died for you so live for him and live

  • @Crav-n
    @Crav-n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m no fap a week and a half and proud. I wrote it down goal was 6 months and it shall be done I’ll probably go beyond that cuz of this new virtue

    • @nemi7916
      @nemi7916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i bet that you didnt make it

    • @Crav-n
      @Crav-n 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemi7916 I can’t remember honestly

    • @Crav-n
      @Crav-n 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nemi7916 is this your bag? Trolling people who want the best out of them self? Must be because your a pathetic loser who hates himself

  • @darkglass5463
    @darkglass5463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ham Sarris lmao

  • @christarae132
    @christarae132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jordan Peterson was the perfect person to DEBATE THIS TOPIC N MY OPINION BUT DUDE ON THE RIGHT SEEMS VERY DEFENSIVE TO ME LOL 😆 HES TRYING TO PLAY WORD GAMES N NOT LETTING JORDAN TIME TO ANSWER WHAT A DOUCHE

  • @nazarenkodenys
    @nazarenkodenys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Peterson is hilarious

  • @jayboi7565
    @jayboi7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When was this recorded

  • @BatmanHQYT
    @BatmanHQYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sam's incredulous "what happens?" was hilarious.

  • @tariqsalameh1575
    @tariqsalameh1575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This video saved my life

  • @crawfislk
    @crawfislk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    what a bunch of craaap! exactly what realistic good, or even answers, did that video achieve?

    • @xaythor
      @xaythor  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think you will feel quite enlightened when you realize how much people's humor can differ.
      I can grant you that this one is not as good as my other ones, but that is not really going to mitigate how narrow-minded you come across with this comment.

  • @carlossolrac84
    @carlossolrac84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    nice parody but dont make the title misleading. say something like "ytp" or "parody" in the title

    • @derubermensch7962
      @derubermensch7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Their names are already distorted in the title

  • @gcgrabodan
    @gcgrabodan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    cant you ignore lipsinc and pice it together based on audio only?

    • @xaythor
      @xaythor  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean like the other Ham Sarris episodes? Sure I guess, I was trying out the video format to see what the response would be like.

  • @conner1872
    @conner1872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Way to cut up whoever posted this...

  • @marketin1513
    @marketin1513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great job!

  • @llcooln8
    @llcooln8 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gold.

  • @NeerajYadav-yl2kl
    @NeerajYadav-yl2kl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ham sarris burger😂😂

  • @phosphorescentscotsman
    @phosphorescentscotsman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the Fuck did I just watch?

  • @MrFredde9999
    @MrFredde9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I have to give an honest reply to this video. Watching a lot of Jordan Petersson a few months back I actually thought this video was real and so it affected me, and not in a good way unfortunately. You should have made it much much more clear that it is a made up video. Especially since these types of videos are unbelievably easy to fake.

    • @xaythor
      @xaythor  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Interesting, thanks for your comment. I must confess that I find it a little funny that some viewers believe the video is real. Nevertheless, I will take your perspective onboard. How would you have made it clearer?
      It has an absurd title, the first sentence in the description says it's a parody, all the comments unveil that it's a joke and to top that all of they are called Peter Jordanson and Ham Sarris in the video twice.
      I also think my cutting was pretty weak so it's quite noticeable in places that the clips don't go together.
      So with all that said, what would you have done?

    • @MrFredde9999
      @MrFredde9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xaythor Okay so you expect people to read about everything they watch on youtube? I certainly didn't. I had clicked on hundreds of Jordan videos and suddenly this popped up on the screen and I took it in. And the cutting with the "masturbation being wrong" was good cutting so it made sense and that's why I didn't question it, clicked on the next video and boomed I was tricked.
      The simplest thing you should had done, is put a big text in the middle of the screen when the video starts saying "This is a parady, what you see and hear is not real but edited for humerous purposes". and more important, fucking mention the word parody in the title of the video.
      Finally I should just add that it's not a funny video what's so ever. What kind of humour is it conveying? Proffessors talking about masturbation and that's funny?
      Anyways what's done is done. I can tell you to either delete or edit the video but you're probably gonna do neither any way.

    • @xaythor
      @xaythor  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrFredde9999
      Wow, that escalated really fast. The vitriol in your comment is very disappointing.
      I was genuine when I asked you what you would have done differently, not because I agreed with you but because I wanted to give you the opportunity to convince me otherwise. You are however undermining your points when you seem to have problem conducting yourself in a respectful manner.
      The fact that you did not find the video funny might in my opinion be the core issue here. What I would say to that is that humor is subjective not objective and reading the comments on this video you will find that the humor in the video is resonating with a lot of people whether you agree with it being funny or not.
      Trying to explain jokes usually kills them and therefor does not work, but ill give it a try. Jordan is a thoughtful and usually carefully balanced intellectual, the idea that he would tell thousands of people that they need to ask God for forgiveness because they masturbate is so absurd that it becomes funny.
      This is an old video and I won't be making any changes to it, no. But ill consider making the parody part more overt in potential future videos.

    • @MrFredde9999
      @MrFredde9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xaythor xaythor well this does make me angry. Will try to keep it civilized though.
      Its not so absurd though is it? He clearly says porn is unethical (if that wasn't an unknown parody as well), and being addicted to it (aka masturbate) is not good.
      And, in your video he just says "ask what I did wrong". He doesnt mention god and he always talk about asking yourself different things for the purpose of development. So it pretty much makes sense. And yes it pisses me off that you desperately want to rationilize the video despite this.
      My suggestion, just admit that it wasn't well posted and edit it. Thats how you make up for it. Don't care if people find it funny, I don't and I find no reason to either. But the video can cause harm, so take responsibilty for that by at least changing the title.

    • @BenjaminNavillus
      @BenjaminNavillus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well done guys, you two have confused me to the point where I genuinely can't decide whether this conversation thread is: a) Completely f***ing nuts; or b) Some very subtle, wry and slick trolling.

  • @drweetabix
    @drweetabix 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Filmed like nypd blue

  • @B95-v3d
    @B95-v3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What's this video about actually? 🤔

    • @aidenrajkovic7099
      @aidenrajkovic7099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the original debate about was on the Importance/ relevance of religion

  • @dylonstrange2036
    @dylonstrange2036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ham sarris

  • @TheJudge1331
    @TheJudge1331 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The audacity...

  • @calliebriggs9021
    @calliebriggs9021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im done

  • @siimseiin
    @siimseiin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can recommend to play the TH-cam video
    John Cena Theme Song New Titantron 2012 (Green Version)
    at the same time 👌

  • @SeanWyseman
    @SeanWyseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Clickbait title. This is not a show or a debate. It's a piece of video that's been cut up to make pretty much zero sense at all. Don't waste the minutes of your life it takes to watch this useless tribute to mediocrity in youtubing.

    • @xaythor
      @xaythor  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sorry, you feel that way!
      Maybe "Ham Sarris" in the title should have given you a clue thou? ;)
      And you are incorrect, Ham Sarris episodes are an actual thing on TH-cam

    • @rossevansit5770
      @rossevansit5770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      xaythor I love your video

    • @SeanWyseman
      @SeanWyseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Sam Harris would have meant something. However I've never heard of the guy before. If he's known for nonsense that's probably why. If he's known for being a complete asshole that would be another reason why I don't know who he is. I like my opinion about this and nobody's said a damn thing that justifies this piece of crap.

    • @xaythor
      @xaythor  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SeanWyseman
      I was cordial in my response to you, if you want to continue this conversation I need you to elevate it out of the gutter. You are entitled to your opinion, but so is everyone else on this channel. And, just like you don't have to justify your opinion of how horrible you thought the video was, nobody needs to justify why they loved it.
      Cheers

    • @seanwyseman2077
      @seanwyseman2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually am quite within my rights to say what pleases me here. So are you within your rights to post the crap you do and use the titles you want. As for being in the gutter I'd relegate the entire video to having been conceived in the gutter. Opinions are cheap aren't they?
      That said I have not attacked anyone or tried to establish moral high ground by pretending I'm nicer than you I just wanted to warn people who might otherwise waste their time on it. I've been doing it for years and am often thanked for it.
      Some people subscribe just for the alerts I may leave. Also while on the topic of being "in the gutter" I don't see that at all. I used metaphors to only describe things not to attack anyone's person. Perhaps you need to grow a pair and not get all out of joint over an opinion from someone that doesn't even know you. I don't remember what was even in the video anymore. What I remember most is how it was edited. That was actually the most annoying thing about the video. If you can't handle having your work criticized then post it privately and send it only to people you can trust won't give any critical comments.

  • @studiomonster-c9l
    @studiomonster-c9l 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brett Weinstein has no place here.

  • @protectorofthekennel6872
    @protectorofthekennel6872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    worst editing of all time.

  • @hanim2491
    @hanim2491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Editing is terrible

  • @dantenaude175
    @dantenaude175 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kak editing