Can Martin Beat Stockfish with FORTYSEVEN Queens?

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 3 ต.ค. 2022
  • Hope everyone’s having a swell week so far :D Today, we are going to be giving the Martin Bot 47 (?!) queens to work with against Stockfish NNUE. Will Stockfish, the world’s strongest chess engine, be able to survive this?
    Enjoy and let me know if you have any feedback or video ideas! Cheers to everyone!!
    Game setup: Stockfish 15 is playing White, running @ 30 depth. I used chess.com analysis board for White's moves, since unfortunately this custom position crashed the user interface that I normally use XD
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    To download Stockfish 15, as well as older versions of Stockfish: www.stockfishchess.org/download
    Link to my video on how to set up the engine :D • Stockfish Best Perform...
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    MUSIC INFO:
    Mesmerize by Kevin MacLeod
    Direct Link to Artist’s TH-cam: / @incompetech_kmac
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    SPOILER - GAME PGN:
    [Event "34x Queens for Martin Bot?!"]
    [Site "Chess.com"]
    [Date "10.02.2022"]
    [Round "1"]
    [White "StockfishChessBot (Stockfish 15)"]
    [Black "Martin"]
    [Result "1-0"]
    [SetUp "1"]
    [FEN "qqqqkqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqqqqqqq/qqq5/4PPP1/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR w KQ - 0 1"]
    [BlackElo "250"]
    [WhiteElo "3770"]
    1. Nh3 Qgxg3 2. hxg3 Qcxe3 3. fxe3 Qd5c5 4. Nc3 Qexg3+ 5. Nf2 Qxf2+ 6. Kxf2
    Qf6e5 7. Nd5 Qxg2+ 8. Bxg2 Qdxd5 9. Rh2 Qgf6 10. Rxh5 Qcxa2 11. Rxa2 Qgg7 12.
    Rxa4 Qh8g8 13. Rg5 Qee4 14. Rxb4 Qde5 15. Rxe4 Qaa2 16. Rxg7 Qc6d5 17. Rxh7
    Qb7c6 18. Rxe5 Q5g6 19. Rxe6 Qdh5 20. Rg7 Qf7xe6 21. Rxg6 Qb1 22. Rxg8 Qfxg8 23.
    d4 Qgg7 24. e4 Qc7b7 25. e5 Qgg6 26. exf6 Qc5d5 27. c4 Qbf5 28. Bf4 Qeg8 29. f7+
    Kf8 30. fxg8=N Qxb2 31. Bxh6+ Qgg7 32. Bxg7+ Kf7 33. Nh6+ Kg6 34. cxd5 Kxg7 35.
    Nxf5+ Kg6 36. Nxe7+ Kg7 37. Nf5+ Kh7 38. dxc6 Qg8 39. cxd7 Qbe6 40. dxc8=Q Qba2
    41. Qxb7+ Qa8xb7 42. Ne3 Qf6 43. Qd3+ Kh6 44. Ng4+ Kg7 45. Nxf6 Qbc6 46. Nxh5+
    Kh6 47. Nf4 Qab2 48. Qe3 Qad7 49. Bh3 Qba7 50. Ne6+ Kh5 51. Qe5+ Kg6 52. Qf5+
    Kh6 53. Qf6+ Kh7 54. Bf5+ Qg6 55. Bxg6+ Kh6 56. Qg5# 1-0
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  • @interstellardingadingaempire
    @interstellardingadingaempire ปีที่แล้ว +1482

    "To get 0 percent on the test means to have known all the answers"
    Martin

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +52

      😅

    • @gfghdgfghd6391
      @gfghdgfghd6391 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      Martin is actually a high-level bot reprogrammed to make blunders and mistakes.

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 There is, amusingly a bot even worse than Martin out there, I believe called "Worstfish" which is essentially "anti-stockfish" designed to always choose the worst moves possible.
      Amazingly, a grandmaster managed to gain the maximum possible material advantage (promoting all their pawns to queens and capturing all of the bot's pieces save the king and one pawn) and then deliberately lost to it by basically forcing it into a bunch of situations where the only legal move was for it to move into more advantageous positions.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 Most bots are essentially low-depth Stockfish (meaning they use little processing power) who would analyze the best moves possible. Higher "rated" bots would have a higher probability of playing the best move while lower rated ones will pick the second, third or even tenth best move over the best one more often.
      In other words: Yes, Martin knows "all" the best moves and very deliberately doesn't play them.

    • @screm5514
      @screm5514 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "The smartest of the generation all came together with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived"

  • @AzUthred
    @AzUthred ปีที่แล้ว +13943

    You can argue that Martin is a very strong engine since random moves would give you a better result than what he does. So he is delibaretly plays bad moves which shows his understanding of the game is pretty good.

    • @kleinesschreckgespenst319
      @kleinesschreckgespenst319 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

      Yeah what i think too.
      He makes calculated mistakes, so that his kids will win.

    • @harrysu1840
      @harrysu1840 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

      That's not just something you can argue, it's the truth. There's actually no such thing as a 250-rated computer. "Martin" is in fact a full-strength Komodo engine that's been programmed to make a lot of mistakes and blunders.

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 ปีที่แล้ว +847

      @@harrysu1840 so he’s a good dad playing with his kids ❤

    • @invsi6231
      @invsi6231 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      martin is secretly stronger than stockfish

    • @yurmom9660
      @yurmom9660 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Homie REFUSED to take pieces 😂

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S ปีที่แล้ว +3960

    A rook: Takes 10 queens out of Martins arsenal
    Martin: Eh, lemme just line these queens up real nice

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +197

      :D

    • @okay2427
      @okay2427 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      lmao

    • @iaretheaquaman
      @iaretheaquaman ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can't beat Martin

    • @realn1ggamotion
      @realn1ggamotion ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iaretheaquaman bruh how hes literally the easiest bot

    • @nullimwisub3294
      @nullimwisub3294 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@realn1ggamotion i feel like Martin is as skilled as me

  • @ericthorpe8548
    @ericthorpe8548 ปีที่แล้ว +3316

    okay stockfish finding the mate while there are 5 enemy queens on the board is nothing short of incredible

    • @aubreywilt4870
      @aubreywilt4870 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah incredibly stupid. The way Martin played he should've been won. Stupidest shit I've ever seen ever

    • @JordanMetroidManiac
      @JordanMetroidManiac ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Technically 6 queens because the mating net became possible while there were 6 😂

    • @jackybogues2495
      @jackybogues2495 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hardly

    • @shanewright4650
      @shanewright4650 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ikr, watching the evaluation bar reach equal zero at move 50 was hilarious considering how many queens black had

    • @Th___07
      @Th___07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just spoiled the while game 😐

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 ปีที่แล้ว +22183

    It's funny that even Stockfish moves look random, playing against so many queens... Sometimes he trades a rook for a queen, and sometimes he refuses to capture a queen with his pawn.

    • @kirillriman3611
      @kirillriman3611 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

      i more curious what the heck was that check on 4:31
      did stokfish just blunder a knight?
      (Guys, stop replying pls)

    • @akiya9216
      @akiya9216 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@jhaoch782 pawn is pinned??

    • @mrmajestical
      @mrmajestical ปีที่แล้ว +622

      its because it isnt stockfish playing but the youtuber himself, he is trying to fool us, as in this game stockfish blunders so many times

    • @onesecondmrproof6652
      @onesecondmrproof6652 ปีที่แล้ว +733

      @@mrmajestical First of all stockfish played, Pretty good!
      And second of all, Stockfish was made for normal games but wasn't made FOR "TOTAL QUEEN HAVOC"

    • @jacobreichert836
      @jacobreichert836 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Salmanul_ would be fun but no. most likely there will nevet be a computer with that kind of depth

  • @sykes5000
    @sykes5000 ปีที่แล้ว +20626

    I don't think a human 250 player could fail this
    It's painful to watch

    • @kkdpsudpsu
      @kkdpsudpsu ปีที่แล้ว +726

      i completely agree

    • @BallerGaming459
      @BallerGaming459 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Its an A.I Not An Human 💀

    • @MrVraxmoulis
      @MrVraxmoulis ปีที่แล้ว +1281

      I don't think that a 250 player human actually exists. This is close to random legal moves. If you can do legal moves you can do better than 250. Bullet chess should be excluded as it's not exactly chess in low level.

    • @tudi1999
      @tudi1999 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      @@MrVraxmoulis You'd be surprised, when I started playing 2 and a half years ago I fell all the way down to 300 elo. And I was playing openings, and I had games where I had 80-90% accuracy. There are people who play at 100 elo bro.

    • @sykes5000
      @sykes5000 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      @@MrVraxmoulis yeah exactly, this engine seems to do random legal moves unless it's mate in 2
      I'm baffled how impractical such a bot is, why even create it

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    250 Bot: “let me just make random moves I can make, ooh fun!”
    250 Human: “I have more things on the board than him, so if I just capture something every turn I’ll win.”

    • @bmv0746
      @bmv0746 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Lmao yea, a human could easily win this, even one with 250 rating. Martin's losing on purpose.

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic ปีที่แล้ว +59

      My first thought was that you could win by just trading every piece on the board, even trading queens for pawns. Where Martin falls short is that not only does he play chess in a confusingly pacifist way, refusing to take free pieces, but he also values his queens too much to ever sacrifice or trade them.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And it's possible to take pieces that will allow that Queen to take another piece instead of immediately being captured.

  • @rikko2157
    @rikko2157 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "Who needs an army when you can have a harem" -The king, probably

  • @ZWtcp
    @ZWtcp ปีที่แล้ว +10226

    watching martin lose felt like some new level of psychological torture

    • @Gingnose
      @Gingnose ปีที่แล้ว +251

      I had a heart attack while watching this

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      That's right, the square hole

    • @Martin-mi1oj
      @Martin-mi1oj ปีที่แล้ว +19

      :(

    • @Numerixx
      @Numerixx ปีที่แล้ว +67

      When Martin missed his chance at a mate in 1, I cringed

    • @TheBurningWarrior
      @TheBurningWarrior ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewferguson6901 Exact same energy

  • @WindlordRyu
    @WindlordRyu ปีที่แล้ว +3506

    That M2 was probably done on accident while trying to open up enough space to lose on purpose.

    • @phoenixgemini42
      @phoenixgemini42 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      I've done similar things and Martin has set up queen traps and found mates in 4s. he is also quite good at making the right move to avoid a surprise mate or queen trap. he definitely plays better than 250, but it seems it's quite random.

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@phoenixgemini42 Poor Martin, blips of genius lost in a sea of randomness...

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does M2 mean?

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@user-jk4mi4ns3n jk? it's mate in 2

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@yunoewig3095 literallu learnt to play chess like 5 days ago haha thanks

  • @zachs.4371
    @zachs.4371 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I genuinely think any human being with an understanding of chess rules and the intelligence of an 8 year old would win this every time. Literally all you have to do is blindly capture pieces, which is something beginners are exceptionally good at.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A 3 year old can understand chess rules so they can prbly win that too

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Geomephysicus from Russia

    • @bend4456
      @bend4456 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I wish they made low rated bots that behaved like low rated humans, I know it’s difficult but if the bots went for “obvious” plays that a beginner would see (like taking a piece even though it’s a bad trade) then the bots would make more sense as 250 rated. Rather than “I’m gonna let the rook take 8 queens”

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No martin would beat you if you just moved random shit, he doesn’t ignore free pieces

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@iaganfoss I meant any human could beat stockfish with this many queens

  • @nickbolas3081
    @nickbolas3081 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Maybe Martin is a really peaceful player. There are a lot of times he does not kill a piece, eventhough he has the option. He's a pacifist who might prefer a mobile game about gardening instead of chess. I respect you Martin.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jokes on you, gardening simulators are very relaxing

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe martin just hates women. And wanted to see his queens die

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Geomephysicus they never said anything on if a gardening game is relaxing or not

    • @City1Tiger
      @City1Tiger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Geomephysicus imagine taking offense to that

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Geomephysicus I think he said that because Martin would find those games more relaxing

  • @AlexSeraphim1795
    @AlexSeraphim1795 ปีที่แล้ว +3711

    Martin is like a Grand father that lets you win. He pretends to try hard, and somehow you still win against him

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      A grandfather who only plays left-handed

    • @suyunbek1399
      @suyunbek1399 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      what do you mean grand? he is literally a father in chess lore

    • @dog_corn
      @dog_corn ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@suyunbek1399 "is like" hes making an analogy

    • @ryanrg1545
      @ryanrg1545 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@suyunbek1399 "I just lost to my 4 years old"
      - Martin

    • @giveamanasub
      @giveamanasub ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ryanrg1545 for some reason he is always stuck in a infinite loop against his own 4 year old

  • @crowreligion
    @crowreligion ปีที่แล้ว +727

    5:05 evaluation finally realizes that martin cannot checkmate no matter how much material advantage he has

    • @scooote9478
      @scooote9478 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Stockfish got so frustrated with martin not attacking white at all it just stopped evaluating the game

    • @jkill0993
      @jkill0993 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      probably was a forced draw

    • @sijenkai3928
      @sijenkai3928 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      All of stockfishes moves were check so if martin played correctly i guess it’s a draw but you clearly see stockfish saw mate and martin simply didnt defend it i guess

    • @tomriddle2257
      @tomriddle2257 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, best comment! 🤣

    • @alargeredlizard3003
      @alargeredlizard3003 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun Fact: if you're stupid enough, Martin can actually checkmate.
      I'm not an idiot, I just experimented with it by doing the Bong Cloud opening.

  • @Moleoflands
    @Moleoflands ปีที่แล้ว +97

    It just depresses me watching him blunder like 59 Queens to a Knight that spends it life with a rope around its neck from all the hanging it does

  • @TroubledGremlin
    @TroubledGremlin ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I liked it when Stockfish pinned the queen to the queen to the queen to the queen

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He did what😳?! I'd start playing chess much sooner if i knew it was this hot.

    • @boblin8246
      @boblin8246 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMAO

    • @lunathimhlahlo2254
      @lunathimhlahlo2254 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @WhisperMTG
    @WhisperMTG ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    Rest in piece to the people who un-ironically lose to the Martin bot on a regular basis

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +212

      :(

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      has anyone ever lost to it like ever?

    • @eden5060
      @eden5060 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      @@seblewongeltima3101 the first time i picked up chess, i decided to play him. i won by checkmate, and i barely even knew how the pieces moved.

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@eden5060ikr, the first time i played him I had some over the board practise so it wasn't even close

    • @alargeredlizard3003
      @alargeredlizard3003 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      When I downloaded it for the first time, I played against Martin. He frickin rekt my ass since my dumbass thought Pawns could capture pieces in front of them, I later learned they could only capture pieces if they were at the corner of their vision.
      Then I whooped his ass after learning my mistake

  • @l0rdr4ym4n
    @l0rdr4ym4n ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    Finally Martin won. I am happy for him.

    • @ohidontknow25
      @ohidontknow25 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought he lost?

    • @infrences
      @infrences ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ohidontknow25 HE DIDn’t

    • @verifiedgentlemanbug
      @verifiedgentlemanbug ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Rayden lmao hahahahahahahaha

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ohidontknow25 first round

    • @myrum2844
      @myrum2844 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't he lose?

  • @AshfaultAssassin
    @AshfaultAssassin ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Martin is actually secretly a chess god but they needed someone to fill in as a 250 bot and he had to take the job so he purposely loses any game just so you can feel Better about your chess skills. So basically, even though he doesn't know you, he sacrifices he own happiness just to make you feel good. True friend right there praise martin!

  • @tyrannusrex31
    @tyrannusrex31 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Stockfish: How do you make 41 mistakes in 40 moves?
    Martin: I am the mistake.

    • @rival21243
      @rival21243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 funniest I've seen

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    GJ Stockfish on the knight promotion! Making sure not to promote into a queen/rook, because it would force Martin to address it (his king being in check)!

    • @flipwonderland4181
      @flipwonderland4181 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      stockfish tends to be pretty smart

    • @RealRaptor2
      @RealRaptor2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Yeah, i heard stockfish is pretty good at chess

    • @mohammedshehada5373
      @mohammedshehada5373 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That coz it assumes it will be captured anyway (best move) :)

    • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
      @asdfoifhvjbkaos ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i guess knight is the queens weakness too

    • @ZnxlyQ
      @ZnxlyQ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure it was the person making this video doing it i dont think sf had a reason to make a pony

  • @Thaplayer1209
    @Thaplayer1209 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    It’s seems like I was right about Martin losing even with his half of the board being queens

  • @JoeKempsey
    @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Hi everyoneee!!!! Just want to thank you all tremendously for checking out this video - we now broke 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!!! You all give me so much motivation to keep going. And your comments have been hilarious 😆😆
    Also, just to answer some of your most asked questions:
    1. HOW TO SET UP THE MATCH
    Go to www.chess.com/analysis and set up whatever crazy position you want to face Martin against. Then you just need to click on the bullseye button in bottom right corner. And from this screen, click on the computer icon in bottom right corner to select the bot you wish to play!
    2. WHY STOCKFISH IS DRAGGING PIECES
    This is just me playing the moves out from Stockfish, which I had running on another screen. I cut out time between moves when Stockfish is thinking. This process is beginning to be more automated - check out recent video (Stockfish 15.1 playing 1. f3) if interested to see this :D
    3. WHY STOCKFISH IS 1600
    This is just the ELO the account I created started at. I now just use inspect element to change the ELO to be 3700+ XD
    Thank you all so much for your time. I will get back to all of your comments today - currently working on a unique and fun Martin challenge video, hopefully updated by day’s end :D
    Cheers to everyone!!!!

    • @marshmallowcool9873
      @marshmallowcool9873 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      great video :D

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@marshmallowcool9873 Thank you, glad you enjoyed!!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว

      E‎ ‎

    • @mlerxz
      @mlerxz ปีที่แล้ว

      Question: what is the easiest bot

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not stockfish

  • @SoMuchNoise1
    @SoMuchNoise1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Seeing the odds to win bar shoot up to 50-50 while Martin is up +36 is low key kind of a flex

  • @Levipaulsen
    @Levipaulsen ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Martin - "Connect Four!"
    Stockfish - "this is Chess."
    Martin - "got it .. I'd like to purchase Park Avenue and add 2 little houses"

    • @hypercubemaster2729
      @hypercubemaster2729 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Park Place, lol.

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Martin: Bingo!

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “King me”

    • @diamondxmen
      @diamondxmen ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Martin: “将死!”
      Stockfish: “Okay 1. This is not Chinese Chess, and 2. What did you just say?”
      Martin: “如果有人愿意翻译这个,我希望你今天过得愉快,l。 如果你不是,我希望它会变得更好。”
      Stockfish: 😐😑😐 “Yeah okay, I’m done.”

    • @019_Sharma
      @019_Sharma ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@diamondxmen thanks bro

  • @milanborjan8686
    @milanborjan8686 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Martin is better he just feels sorry for stockfish

    • @Jen-br5hx
      @Jen-br5hx ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry that stockfish is stuck a few inches into Hans' ass.

  • @grasss.mp4
    @grasss.mp4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Watching Martin refuse to capture the opponent's pieces when he is targeted is just torture

  • @szymongliniecki2098
    @szymongliniecki2098 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Me being down two pawns in my games: Damn, I've already lost, I can just resign at this point
    Stockfish being down 263 material points: 😎🤙

    • @bupereira
      @bupereira ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I got this!"
      - Stockfish, probably

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "When Martin Struggles to find checkmate, put a queen of his in every square so his only moves end in checkmate." - Sun Tzu

  • @proud2birishamerican
    @proud2birishamerican ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Martin's strategy to trade material for piece activity was brilliant, unfortunately he must have miscalculated one of the mate in 4 lines and ended up losing that match. Truly a classic.

  • @zigzagnemesist5074
    @zigzagnemesist5074 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Imagine being in a losing position while having 6 queens on the board 🤣

  • @lastmanstanding3739
    @lastmanstanding3739 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Martine is the equivalent to that freindly robot in Irobot. Martin will rescue us all, and save humanity when artificial intelligence attempts to dominate the human race.

  • @matthewkirkhart2401
    @matthewkirkhart2401 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Me at the beginning: "Yay, Martin!"
    Me at the end: "Oh Martin ... 😭"

  • @aliumhoomens8467
    @aliumhoomens8467 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Sometimes stockfish should trust Martin to be Martin not taking his pieces.

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah Stockfish would likely have won much quicker!

    • @aliumhoomens8467
      @aliumhoomens8467 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@JoeKempsey Martin always plays the 60th best move after all

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aliumhoomens8467 XD

    • @oblivion9202
      @oblivion9202 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It did, when stockfish checks the king on 4:28 it literally blundered the queen to the A6 queen.

  • @temmie4534
    @temmie4534 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Magnus Carlson's personal hell would be watching this play out continuously.

  • @cysgod45
    @cysgod45 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Martin after beating someone with 47 queens:
    "Wow, I'm so damn smart. Let me teach this to my kids"

  • @alon3304
    @alon3304 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    MARTIN is programmed to always lose, he can have 2 legal moves, one is checkmate and 1 one is stalemate, he'll go for stalemate

    • @yuvrajsarda6660
      @yuvrajsarda6660 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just tried playing absolutely random moves against martin and he won (by checkmate).

    • @tomasdias1753
      @tomasdias1753 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So if martin plays against martin will it always draw?

    • @Pes._
      @Pes._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@tomasdias1753 the real questions. Get to it youtube man

    • @KemosabeTBC
      @KemosabeTBC ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess this is not true. I just played completely random moves and Martin checkmated me in 4 moves (I'm not kidding). Here is how it went: 1. b3 e5 2. Nc3 Qf6 3. e4 Bc5 4. Bc4 Qxf2#

  • @minerfinger6814
    @minerfinger6814 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I am so mad that I lost to that martin. I really should just walk around with a 'kick me' poster on my back

    • @krrpmitsuki
      @krrpmitsuki ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You'll get better, comrade

    • @sheulidas451
      @sheulidas451 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Martin is so bad, and u lost to Martin???

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Awe you got this!!

    • @CrystCrunch
      @CrystCrunch ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you legally a human? How does someone with room temperature iq even live? You really lost to MARTIN?

  • @Mac-jq3lh
    @Mac-jq3lh ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every move is a Queen sacrifice

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top Queen Sacrifices That Didn't Save Shit 🤑🤑

  • @SomeoneElse0-1
    @SomeoneElse0-1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This takes you’re playing checkers while I’m playing chess to a whole new level

  • @kimgiahn
    @kimgiahn ปีที่แล้ว +67

    i like how the points advantage of martin just keep on dropping like a boss' health

  • @RealGhoda
    @RealGhoda ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When your material advantage is mroe than your elo

  • @Poopyfarts96.
    @Poopyfarts96. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    POV: Your opponent says you play like a bot 😐
    You are playing chess 😃
    Your name is Martin: 😐

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😆😆

  • @Valok
    @Valok 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    oh wow ... i didnt expect this page to be one of the funniest i ever came across in my entire life.
    what a gem.
    i love you, random funny commentators.

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      :D thank you for watching!

  • @magstau4177
    @magstau4177 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "You are surrounded!"
    "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men"

  • @itisALWAYSR.A.
    @itisALWAYSR.A. ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The thing with the 47 Queen setup is it pretty much forces checkmate. Martin *could* eke a draw, but that would require optimal moves with perfect cooperation [eg 1. Nxa3, anyQxa3, 2. Rb1, both sides shuffle that rook and Queen back and forth to draw by repetition].
    The issue comes is that Martin didn't get the memo, and isn't so organised either. His options are very limited with such a full board. He's practically obliged to capture pawns, and on such an open board, having dozens of queens makes mate near enough a mathematical certainty with so few degrees of freedom.

  • @Bakushoui
    @Bakushoui ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Beautiful, Truly Beautiful! I think martin is underrated. He even went for the Queens Queen opening in the beginning and unfortunately was beaten by stockfish.

  • @jakobrosenqvist4691
    @jakobrosenqvist4691 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When "take something with a queen every turn" is the only rule you need for a sure victory and he still manages to loose it's actually pretty impressive.

  • @debblez
    @debblez ปีที่แล้ว +82

    i bet martin would win with bishops instead of queens because he would make more forward moves by chance

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He would win with pure pawns.

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Dexuz "FOR THE KING! CHAAAAAARGEE!"

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@crimsonqueen751 That would be pure horses

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is like fighting a dark souls boss with no equipment

    • @kcculla
      @kcculla ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stockfish is the boss

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kcculla Yeah, and u spend all ur souls for growing "STR" but not "VIT", good damage but disgusting defense

  • @spacevspitch4028
    @spacevspitch4028 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Came for the title, stayed for the music.

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Thank you for watching !!!

  • @TheLiverX
    @TheLiverX ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That's more like minesweeper when there are no safe moves and praying is the only option.

    • @pans7761
      @pans7761 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t know how to play minesweeper?

    • @TheLiverX
      @TheLiverX ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I very much do. Many minesweeper version don't guarantee solvability, hence it can often become a guessing game, in which the best strategy is to figure out the cell with highest chance not to be a mine. And it all depends on luck in that case.
      "Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzle Collection" has a version of minesweeper with the option to ensure solvability, while classic Windows Minesweeper is purely random.

    • @maximofernandez196
      @maximofernandez196 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate when this happens. It always breaks my personal speedruns

    • @emmanuelhoule8070
      @emmanuelhoule8070 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheLiverX That is why you always start by clicking all 4 corners 😎

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheLiverX Very annoying when this occurs.

  • @legasius9358
    @legasius9358 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Martin, the only 250 capable of finding a mate in 2

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anyone lower would find mate in 1

  • @jankrnac3535
    @jankrnac3535 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Audience: omg hero is so strong and his plan is so genius.
    The movie:

  • @justfrankjustdank2538
    @justfrankjustdank2538 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video had me on the edge of ny seat thank you lol

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว

      :D thank you for watching!

  • @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs
    @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember this video where a guy made weird chess algorithms to pit against one another. One bot he made performed only random moves, and had an Elo of 294 IIRC. I suspect Martin bot literally makes random moves. If Game 1's setup was repeated and the same thing happens, then I'd be wrong.

    • @sanhakim1335
      @sanhakim1335 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've beaten martin before using random attacking moves without even looking where his pieces moved and what was protecting what for the first 20ish turns, so I suspect that's trur

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Martin does find the checkmate in two every time for me D: (in position with 47 queens on board)

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter ปีที่แล้ว +26

    at this point i am utterly convinced that martin (the bot) has a built-in anti catch-up system, where if he's up too much material, he literally wont do shit

  • @Sparky4111
    @Sparky4111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was honestly better than Gotham cheeses videos because it was only five minutes instead of twenty five.
    Love the videos. Keep it up! ❤

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gotham cheese 💀

  • @Jan_Heckmann
    @Jan_Heckmann ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am sure that Martin will keep on learning and he will be better sometimes!
    Probably not as good as his Kids, but his own level!

  • @kyoopihd
    @kyoopihd ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Satisfying to see Martin finally win

  • @nguyentheson2767
    @nguyentheson2767 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i feel pain when martin don't take a piece

  • @naine7th33
    @naine7th33 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:04 "the hope is rising"

  • @hardhitter009
    @hardhitter009 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that eval bar just summoned by the gods

  • @chrisb8698
    @chrisb8698 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hang in there Marty!!!

  • @cbandit7715
    @cbandit7715 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    why am i so proud of martin lol

  • @nathanielgreer2764
    @nathanielgreer2764 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Martin is the Glass Joe of Chess engines.

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dang, Stockfish out here re-enacting the French Revolution

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hunting down the king at all costs!

  • @keldonmcfarland2969
    @keldonmcfarland2969 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes!!! Finally!! He finally won with a board full of Queens!

  • @definitelynotmeowzie5079
    @definitelynotmeowzie5079 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Martin is insane, hes just better

  • @100percentrekkie
    @100percentrekkie ปีที่แล้ว

    My eyes are bleeding now, thank you very much for this horrifying content.

  • @Hordil
    @Hordil ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Martin Bot 47? Guess the 47 stands for his ELO! Should have used this as basis for playing with my kids xD

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Was Martin designed to simulate a severely handicapped player? Or to lose on purpose?

    • @sr_lol5793
      @sr_lol5793 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      to lose on purpose, like, no one plays like Martin (except a 3y old kid whos learning how the pieces moves)

    • @banana9494
      @banana9494 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It makes me question how people have 250 level rating. It seems like martin was almost losing on purpose. Even a new player, if they are a real human, should win this position I believe, unless they are losing on purpose.

    • @h.h.h.9307
      @h.h.h.9307 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@banana9494 humans dont lose this position simply because black just has way more than pieces than white.

    • @se6369
      @se6369 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@banana9494 Maybe it's suppose to make games even before he win or lose (most likely lose). To make games more exciting. So he's intentionally playing bad here, and if he had a bad starting position he plays great in the early game before always losing (to not reveal he's actually capable of playing great). Just a theory

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thing is the bot still uses stockfish but on a really low depth and it will essentially never do the top move. (except for certain exception like the checkmate in 2 in this video)

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    martin is -100 elo lol

  • @haroldwhitney6130
    @haroldwhitney6130 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just know that watching this video must be worth something.... Ok, I'll watch until the end.

  • @denij7
    @denij7 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Queen's biggest sacrifice

  • @zenaxia8063
    @zenaxia8063 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me before the match: 47 queens?? its not possible to lose"
    Martin:"is that a challenge?"

  • @stoneheademojie9210
    @stoneheademojie9210 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No doubts that Martin would make one of the smartest human beings to ever be known on this planet

  • @HipHopTuITeraz
    @HipHopTuITeraz ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I get advantage but proceed to slowly lose in end game

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yupp know this one all too well 😭😭

  • @rishavmasih9450
    @rishavmasih9450 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is more horrific than my worst nightmare.

  • @raiderwastaken8395
    @raiderwastaken8395 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine how powerful Martin actually is if he wasn't attempting to lose all the time...

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe secretly a super GM

  • @memaglia8288
    @memaglia8288 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Martin is like a relationship, unpredictable

  • @psychomagpie69
    @psychomagpie69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rooks running over his army of queens.
    Martin: Haha time to make half dozen nothing moves

  • @pedroakjr2371
    @pedroakjr2371 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    i'd say losing this game is almost as hard as winning a normal position. i'd probably have messed up and checkmated the engine by accident.

  • @Pengochan
    @Pengochan ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stockfish just optimizing to give Martin the most oportunities for a blunder.
    3:25 converting to a knight, because conversion to a queen would force Martin to take.

  • @TristanWintle
    @TristanWintle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:44 Knight blunder.

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🐴

  • @Khalid_Montasir213
    @Khalid_Montasir213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Martin when he doesn't take the rook:
    "I think there's a better move in this position"

  • @PankajGupta-hr8iq
    @PankajGupta-hr8iq หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That one rook went full jhon wick mode.😂

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      🥷🥷

  • @marekhrabovsky5890
    @marekhrabovsky5890 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I beat Martin 10:3 in 1 minute games. His quick random moves can be problem when you do not have time to think.

    • @marekhrabovsky5890
      @marekhrabovsky5890 ปีที่แล้ว

      10:0 against Wayne...probably i found out how to play againt them...

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marekhrabovsky5890 :D nice! Yeah shorter time controls can be tricky for sure, especially since bots play so fast and Martin’s moves are simply unpredictable

  • @SamuelAdams0
    @SamuelAdams0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    wonder how many kids Martin has considering he had 34 queens by his side

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      hmmmmmmmmm

  • @theDr_Fist
    @theDr_Fist ปีที่แล้ว

    This is perhaps the most aggravating video that exists on TH-cam

  • @GamerFourFun
    @GamerFourFun 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Martin at the end of the first game: "Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."
    Martin at the end of the second game: "What in the goddamn..."

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      FALLOUT NEW VEGAS REFERENCE

  • @Khalid_Montasir213
    @Khalid_Montasir213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    what was martin thinking when he didn't take the pawn bruv? 3:20

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He malfunctioned a bit 😅😅

  • @renarddubois940
    @renarddubois940 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    wait Martin actually went for good moves!?
    I really thought Martin would find a way to loose this

  • @RetroGamerEightyOne
    @RetroGamerEightyOne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Martin is the Glass Joe of chess

  • @brysonxd
    @brysonxd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Martin is truly an eloquent being.

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I kept pleading for Martin to trade 18 of his queens for 18 of White's pieces, but he said he had a better method to win. :)

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A human player can probably do it with a few less than eighteen Queen sacrifices, because there's a few spots where you can take a white piece without having your queen immediately captured.

  • @qwerty_qwerty
    @qwerty_qwerty ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm so proud of Martin. 😁😁

  • @SwatyChopsuey
    @SwatyChopsuey ปีที่แล้ว

    Martin's out there actually playing checkers

  • @barnaclefelching4079
    @barnaclefelching4079 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Martin appears to have recieved a severe brain trauma at some point in his past, what a trooper

    • @JoeKempsey
      @JoeKempsey  5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nothing can stop him!

  • @abrahamhawkins1754
    @abrahamhawkins1754 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hans is taking notes for the next tournament.