Can Martin Beat Stockfish with FORTYSEVEN Queens?

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  • @AzUthred
    @AzUthred 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15644

    You can argue that Martin is a very strong engine since random moves would give you a better result than what he does. So he is delibaretly plays bad moves which shows his understanding of the game is pretty good.

    • @kleinesschreckgespenst319
      @kleinesschreckgespenst319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2366

      Yeah what i think too.
      He makes calculated mistakes, so that his kids will win.

    • @harrysu1840
      @harrysu1840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

      That's not just something you can argue, it's the truth. There's actually no such thing as a 250-rated computer. "Martin" is in fact a full-strength Komodo engine that's been programmed to make a lot of mistakes and blunders.

    • @brianbuckman6908
      @brianbuckman6908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +943

      @@harrysu1840 so he’s a good dad playing with his kids ❤

    • @invsi6231
      @invsi6231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +489

      martin is secretly stronger than stockfish

    • @yurmom9660
      @yurmom9660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      Homie REFUSED to take pieces 😂

  • @ZWtcp
    @ZWtcp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10644

    watching martin lose felt like some new level of psychological torture

    • @Gingnose
      @Gingnose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I had a heart attack while watching this

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      That's right, the square hole

    • @Martin-mi1oj
      @Martin-mi1oj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      :(

    • @Numerixx
      @Numerixx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      When Martin missed his chance at a mate in 1, I cringed

    • @TheBurningWarrior
      @TheBurningWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewferguson6901 Exact same energy

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23576

    It's funny that even Stockfish moves look random, playing against so many queens... Sometimes he trades a rook for a queen, and sometimes he refuses to capture a queen with his pawn.

    • @kirillriman3611
      @kirillriman3611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1100

      i more curious what the heck was that check on 4:31
      did stokfish just blunder a knight?
      (Guys, stop replying pls)

    • @akiya9216
      @akiya9216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@jhaoch782 pawn is pinned??

    • @mrmajestical
      @mrmajestical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +669

      its because it isnt stockfish playing but the youtuber himself, he is trying to fool us, as in this game stockfish blunders so many times

    • @onesecondmrproof6652
      @onesecondmrproof6652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +797

      @@mrmajestical First of all stockfish played, Pretty good!
      And second of all, Stockfish was made for normal games but wasn't made FOR "TOTAL QUEEN HAVOC"

    • @jacobreichert836
      @jacobreichert836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Salmanul_ would be fun but no. most likely there will nevet be a computer with that kind of depth

  • @interstellardingadingaempire
    @interstellardingadingaempire ปีที่แล้ว +2802

    "To get 0 percent on the test means to have known all the answers"
    Martin

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +97

      😅

    • @gfghdgfghd6391
      @gfghdgfghd6391 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

      Martin is actually a high-level bot reprogrammed to make blunders and mistakes.

    • @MatthewCampbell765
      @MatthewCampbell765 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 There is, amusingly a bot even worse than Martin out there, I believe called "Worstfish" which is essentially "anti-stockfish" designed to always choose the worst moves possible.
      Amazingly, a grandmaster managed to gain the maximum possible material advantage (promoting all their pawns to queens and capturing all of the bot's pieces save the king and one pawn) and then deliberately lost to it by basically forcing it into a bunch of situations where the only legal move was for it to move into more advantageous positions.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      @@gfghdgfghd6391 Most bots are essentially low-depth Stockfish (meaning they use little processing power) who would analyze the best moves possible. Higher "rated" bots would have a higher probability of playing the best move while lower rated ones will pick the second, third or even tenth best move over the best one more often.
      In other words: Yes, Martin knows "all" the best moves and very deliberately doesn't play them.

    • @screm5514
      @screm5514 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "The smartest of the generation all came together with the sole purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived"

  • @AceWolf456
    @AceWolf456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    250 Bot: “let me just make random moves I can make, ooh fun!”
    250 Human: “I have more things on the board than him, so if I just capture something every turn I’ll win.”

    • @bmv0746
      @bmv0746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Lmao yea, a human could easily win this, even one with 250 rating. Martin's losing on purpose.

    • @Oridemic
      @Oridemic ปีที่แล้ว +85

      My first thought was that you could win by just trading every piece on the board, even trading queens for pawns. Where Martin falls short is that not only does he play chess in a confusingly pacifist way, refusing to take free pieces, but he also values his queens too much to ever sacrifice or trade them.

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And it's possible to take pieces that will allow that Queen to take another piece instead of immediately being captured.

    • @Coocoocrazy3
      @Coocoocrazy3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bmv0746as a human who has like 250-300 rating (im still good at chess I’ve been beating 100 elo bits and everyone i’ve met since I 5:52 was a kid I just get scared playign real people)

  • @WindlordRyu
    @WindlordRyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3679

    That M2 was probably done on accident while trying to open up enough space to lose on purpose.

    • @phoenixgemini42
      @phoenixgemini42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I've done similar things and Martin has set up queen traps and found mates in 4s. he is also quite good at making the right move to avoid a surprise mate or queen trap. he definitely plays better than 250, but it seems it's quite random.

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@phoenixgemini42 Poor Martin, blips of genius lost in a sea of randomness...

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What does M2 mean?

    • @yunoewig3095
      @yunoewig3095 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@user-jk4mi4ns3n jk? it's mate in 2

    • @user-jk4mi4ns3n
      @user-jk4mi4ns3n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@yunoewig3095 literallu learnt to play chess like 5 days ago haha thanks

  • @Bismarck-S
    @Bismarck-S 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4374

    A rook: Takes 10 queens out of Martins arsenal
    Martin: Eh, lemme just line these queens up real nice

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      :D

    • @okay2427
      @okay2427 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmao

    • @iaretheaquaman42
      @iaretheaquaman42 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I can't beat Martin

    • @realn1ggamotion
      @realn1ggamotion ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@iaretheaquaman42 bruh how hes literally the easiest bot

    • @nullimwisub3294
      @nullimwisub3294 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@realn1ggamotion i feel like Martin is as skilled as me

  • @AlexSeraphim1795
    @AlexSeraphim1795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    Martin is like a Grand father that lets you win. He pretends to try hard, and somehow you still win against him

    • @heckinggi6034
      @heckinggi6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      A grandfather who only plays left-handed

    • @suyunbek1399
      @suyunbek1399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      what do you mean grand? he is literally a father in chess lore

    • @dog_corn
      @dog_corn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@suyunbek1399 "is like" hes making an analogy

    • @ryanrg1545
      @ryanrg1545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@suyunbek1399 "I just lost to my 4 years old"
      - Martin

    • @20kilogramsofbigmac
      @20kilogramsofbigmac ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ryanrg1545 for some reason he is always stuck in a infinite loop against his own 4 year old

  • @Mikowwaa
    @Mikowwaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    "Who needs an army when you can have a harem" -The king, probably

  • @AshfaultAssassin
    @AshfaultAssassin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Martin is actually secretly a chess god but they needed someone to fill in as a 250 bot and he had to take the job so he purposely loses any game just so you can feel Better about your chess skills. So basically, even though he doesn't know you, he sacrifices he own happiness just to make you feel good. True friend right there praise martin!

    • @MaavBR
      @MaavBR 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      and that's why he never misses a mate in 1

  • @sykes5000
    @sykes5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20995

    I don't think a human 250 player could fail this
    It's painful to watch

    • @kkdpsudpsu
      @kkdpsudpsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +734

      i completely agree

    • @BallerGaming459
      @BallerGaming459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Its an A.I Not An Human 💀

    • @MrVraxmoulis
      @MrVraxmoulis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

      I don't think that a 250 player human actually exists. This is close to random legal moves. If you can do legal moves you can do better than 250. Bullet chess should be excluded as it's not exactly chess in low level.

    • @tudi1999
      @tudi1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

      @@MrVraxmoulis You'd be surprised, when I started playing 2 and a half years ago I fell all the way down to 300 elo. And I was playing openings, and I had games where I had 80-90% accuracy. There are people who play at 100 elo bro.

    • @sykes5000
      @sykes5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      @@MrVraxmoulis yeah exactly, this engine seems to do random legal moves unless it's mate in 2
      I'm baffled how impractical such a bot is, why even create it

  • @ericthorpe8548
    @ericthorpe8548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3396

    okay stockfish finding the mate while there are 5 enemy queens on the board is nothing short of incredible

    • @aubreywilt4870
      @aubreywilt4870 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah incredibly stupid. The way Martin played he should've been won. Stupidest shit I've ever seen ever

    • @JordanMetroidManiac
      @JordanMetroidManiac 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Technically 6 queens because the mating net became possible while there were 6 😂

    • @jackybogues2495
      @jackybogues2495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hardly

    • @shanewright4650
      @shanewright4650 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ikr, watching the evaluation bar reach equal zero at move 50 was hilarious considering how many queens black had

    • @Th___07
      @Th___07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You just spoiled the while game 😐

  • @crowreligion
    @crowreligion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    5:05 evaluation finally realizes that martin cannot checkmate no matter how much material advantage he has

    • @scooote9478
      @scooote9478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Stockfish got so frustrated with martin not attacking white at all it just stopped evaluating the game

    • @jkill0993
      @jkill0993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      probably was a forced draw

    • @sijenkai3928
      @sijenkai3928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      All of stockfishes moves were check so if martin played correctly i guess it’s a draw but you clearly see stockfish saw mate and martin simply didnt defend it i guess

    • @tomriddle2257
      @tomriddle2257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, best comment! 🤣

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fun Fact: if you're stupid enough, Martin can actually checkmate.
      I'm not an idiot, I just experimented with it by doing the Bong Cloud opening.

  • @Poopyfarts96.
    @Poopyfarts96. ปีที่แล้ว +22

    POV: Your opponent says you play like a bot 😐
    You are playing chess 😃
    Your name is Martin: 😐

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  ปีที่แล้ว

      😆😆

    • @Zaary
      @Zaary 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMAO that was a good one

  • @SoMuchNoise1
    @SoMuchNoise1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Seeing the odds to win bar shoot up to 50-50 while Martin is up +36 is low key kind of a flex

  • @zachs.4371
    @zachs.4371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    I genuinely think any human being with an understanding of chess rules and the intelligence of an 8 year old would win this every time. Literally all you have to do is blindly capture pieces, which is something beginners are exceptionally good at.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      A 3 year old can understand chess rules so they can prbly win that too

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Geomephysicus from Russia

    • @bend4456
      @bend4456 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I wish they made low rated bots that behaved like low rated humans, I know it’s difficult but if the bots went for “obvious” plays that a beginner would see (like taking a piece even though it’s a bad trade) then the bots would make more sense as 250 rated. Rather than “I’m gonna let the rook take 8 queens”

    • @iaganfoss
      @iaganfoss 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No martin would beat you if you just moved random shit, he doesn’t ignore free pieces

    • @zachs.4371
      @zachs.4371 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@iaganfoss I meant any human could beat stockfish with this many queens

  • @WhisperMTG
    @WhisperMTG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1204

    Rest in piece to the people who un-ironically lose to the Martin bot on a regular basis

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      :(

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      has anyone ever lost to it like ever?

    • @eden5060
      @eden5060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      @@seblewongeltima3101 the first time i picked up chess, i decided to play him. i won by checkmate, and i barely even knew how the pieces moved.

    • @seblewongeltima3101
      @seblewongeltima3101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@eden5060ikr, the first time i played him I had some over the board practise so it wasn't even close

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      When I downloaded it for the first time, I played against Martin. He frickin rekt my ass since my dumbass thought Pawns could capture pieces in front of them, I later learned they could only capture pieces if they were at the corner of their vision.
      Then I whooped his ass after learning my mistake

  • @newpgaston6891
    @newpgaston6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    GJ Stockfish on the knight promotion! Making sure not to promote into a queen/rook, because it would force Martin to address it (his king being in check)!

    • @flipwonderland
      @flipwonderland 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      stockfish tends to be pretty smart

    • @Nominal9
      @Nominal9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Yeah, i heard stockfish is pretty good at chess

    • @mohammedshehada5373
      @mohammedshehada5373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That coz it assumes it will be captured anyway (best move) :)

    • @asdfoifhvjbkaos
      @asdfoifhvjbkaos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i guess knight is the queens weakness too

    • @ZnxlyQ
      @ZnxlyQ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure it was the person making this video doing it i dont think sf had a reason to make a pony

  • @grasss.mp4
    @grasss.mp4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Watching Martin refuse to capture the opponent's pieces when he is targeted is just torture

  • @cysgod45
    @cysgod45 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Martin after beating someone with 47 queens:
    "Wow, I'm so damn smart. Let me teach this to my kids"

  • @milanborjan8686
    @milanborjan8686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Martin is better he just feels sorry for stockfish

    • @Jen-br5hx
      @Jen-br5hx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry that stockfish is stuck a few inches into Hans' ass.

  • @Thaplayer1209
    @Thaplayer1209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    It’s seems like I was right about Martin losing even with his half of the board being queens

  • @nickbolas3081
    @nickbolas3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Maybe Martin is a really peaceful player. There are a lot of times he does not kill a piece, eventhough he has the option. He's a pacifist who might prefer a mobile game about gardening instead of chess. I respect you Martin.

    • @Geomephysicus
      @Geomephysicus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jokes on you, gardening simulators are very relaxing

    • @assiaisindegyara4905
      @assiaisindegyara4905 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe martin just hates women. And wanted to see his queens die

    • @yeetionary
      @yeetionary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Geomephysicus they never said anything on if a gardening game is relaxing or not

    • @City1Tiger
      @City1Tiger ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Geomephysicus imagine taking offense to that

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Geomephysicus I think he said that because Martin would find those games more relaxing

  • @SomeoneElse0-1
    @SomeoneElse0-1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This takes you’re playing checkers while I’m playing chess to a whole new level

  • @lastmanstanding3739
    @lastmanstanding3739 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Martine is the equivalent to that freindly robot in Irobot. Martin will rescue us all, and save humanity when artificial intelligence attempts to dominate the human race.

  • @UMCorian
    @UMCorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "When Martin Struggles to find checkmate, put a queen of his in every square so his only moves end in checkmate." - Sun Tzu

  • @l0rdr4ym4n
    @l0rdr4ym4n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    Finally Martin won. I am happy for him.

    • @Rio_VR
      @Rio_VR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought he lost?

    • @infrences
      @infrences 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Rio_VR HE DIDn’t

    • @verifiedgentlemanbug
      @verifiedgentlemanbug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Rayden lmao hahahahahahahaha

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Rio_VR first round

    • @myrum2844
      @myrum2844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't he lose?

  • @proud2birishamerican
    @proud2birishamerican 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Martin's strategy to trade material for piece activity was brilliant, unfortunately he must have miscalculated one of the mate in 4 lines and ended up losing that match. Truly a classic.

  • @raiderwastaken8395
    @raiderwastaken8395 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Imagine how powerful Martin actually is if he wasn't attempting to lose all the time...

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe secretly a super GM

  • @temmie4534
    @temmie4534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Magnus Carlson's personal hell would be watching this play out continuously.

  • @Moleoflands
    @Moleoflands 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    It just depresses me watching him blunder like 59 Queens to a Knight that spends it life with a rope around its neck from all the hanging it does

  • @matthewkirkhart2401
    @matthewkirkhart2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Me at the beginning: "Yay, Martin!"
    Me at the end: "Oh Martin ... 😭"

  • @TroubledGremlin
    @TroubledGremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I liked it when Stockfish pinned the queen to the queen to the queen to the queen

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He did what😳?! I'd start playing chess much sooner if i knew it was this hot.

    • @boblin8246
      @boblin8246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMAO

    • @lunathimhlahlo2254
      @lunathimhlahlo2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crimsonqueen751 LMFAOOOOOOOOO

  • @joekempsey
    @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Hi everyoneee!!!! Just want to thank you all tremendously for checking out this video - we now broke 1 MILLION VIEWS!!!!! You all give me so much motivation to keep going. And your comments have been hilarious 😆😆
    Also, just to answer some of your most asked questions:
    1. HOW TO SET UP THE MATCH
    Go to www.chess.com/analysis and set up whatever crazy position you want to face Martin against. Then you just need to click on the bullseye button in bottom right corner. And from this screen, click on the computer icon in bottom right corner to select the bot you wish to play!
    2. WHY STOCKFISH IS DRAGGING PIECES
    This is just me playing the moves out from Stockfish, which I had running on another screen. I cut out time between moves when Stockfish is thinking. This process is beginning to be more automated - check out recent video (Stockfish 15.1 playing 1. f3) if interested to see this :D
    3. WHY STOCKFISH IS 1600
    This is just the ELO the account I created started at. I now just use inspect element to change the ELO to be 3700+ XD
    Thank you all so much for your time. I will get back to all of your comments today - currently working on a unique and fun Martin challenge video, hopefully updated by day’s end :D
    Cheers to everyone!!!!

    • @marshmallowcool9873
      @marshmallowcool9873 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      great video :D

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@marshmallowcool9873 Thank you, glad you enjoyed!!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE ปีที่แล้ว

      E‎ ‎

    • @mlerxz
      @mlerxz ปีที่แล้ว

      Question: what is the easiest bot

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not stockfish

  • @Bakushoui
    @Bakushoui ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Beautiful, Truly Beautiful! I think martin is underrated. He even went for the Queens Queen opening in the beginning and unfortunately was beaten by stockfish.

  • @minerfinger6814
    @minerfinger6814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    I am so mad that I lost to that martin. I really should just walk around with a 'kick me' poster on my back

    • @krrpmitsuki
      @krrpmitsuki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @empressofhearts7300
      @empressofhearts7300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You'll get better, comrade

    • @sheulidas451
      @sheulidas451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Martin is so bad, and u lost to Martin???

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Awe you got this!!

    • @CrystCrunch
      @CrystCrunch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you legally a human? How does someone with room temperature iq even live? You really lost to MARTIN?

  • @Levipaulsen
    @Levipaulsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    Martin - "Connect Four!"
    Stockfish - "this is Chess."
    Martin - "got it .. I'd like to purchase Park Avenue and add 2 little houses"

    • @hypercubemaster2729
      @hypercubemaster2729 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Park Place, lol.

    • @b4ph0m3tdk9
      @b4ph0m3tdk9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Martin: Bingo!

    • @FireFoxie1345
      @FireFoxie1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “King me”

    • @diamondxmen
      @diamondxmen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Martin: “将死!”
      Stockfish: “Okay 1. This is not Chinese Chess, and 2. What did you just say?”
      Martin: “如果有人愿意翻译这个,我希望你今天过得愉快,l。 如果你不是,我希望它会变得更好。”
      Stockfish: 😐😑😐 “Yeah okay, I’m done.”

    • @019_Sharma
      @019_Sharma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@diamondxmen thanks bro

  • @alon3304
    @alon3304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    MARTIN is programmed to always lose, he can have 2 legal moves, one is checkmate and 1 one is stalemate, he'll go for stalemate

    • @yuvrajsarda6660
      @yuvrajsarda6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I just tried playing absolutely random moves against martin and he won (by checkmate).

    • @tomasdias1753
      @tomasdias1753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So if martin plays against martin will it always draw?

    • @Pes._
      @Pes._ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@tomasdias1753 the real questions. Get to it youtube man

    • @KemosabeTBC
      @KemosabeTBC ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess this is not true. I just played completely random moves and Martin checkmated me in 4 moves (I'm not kidding). Here is how it went: 1. b3 e5 2. Nc3 Qf6 3. e4 Bc5 4. Bc4 Qxf2#

  • @skyback13
    @skyback13 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Feel free to pause the video and find the winning move for Martin....
    For those of you who found the move, congratulations. For those of you who just want to enjoy the show, the move is LITERALLY ANY MOVE.

    • @User-g2c7t
      @User-g2c7t 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except the one that Martin plays ofc 😂

  • @Valok
    @Valok 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    oh wow ... i didnt expect this page to be one of the funniest i ever came across in my entire life.
    what a gem.
    i love you, random funny commentators.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      :D thank you for watching!

  • @aliumhoomens8467
    @aliumhoomens8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Sometimes stockfish should trust Martin to be Martin not taking his pieces.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Yeah Stockfish would likely have won much quicker!

    • @aliumhoomens8467
      @aliumhoomens8467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@joekempsey Martin always plays the 60th best move after all

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@aliumhoomens8467 XD

    • @oblivion9202
      @oblivion9202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It did, when stockfish checks the king on 4:28 it literally blundered the queen to the A6 queen.

  • @kimgiahn
    @kimgiahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    i like how the points advantage of martin just keep on dropping like a boss' health

  • @itisALWAYSR.A.
    @itisALWAYSR.A. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The thing with the 47 Queen setup is it pretty much forces checkmate. Martin *could* eke a draw, but that would require optimal moves with perfect cooperation [eg 1. Nxa3, anyQxa3, 2. Rb1, both sides shuffle that rook and Queen back and forth to draw by repetition].
    The issue comes is that Martin didn't get the memo, and isn't so organised either. His options are very limited with such a full board. He's practically obliged to capture pawns, and on such an open board, having dozens of queens makes mate near enough a mathematical certainty with so few degrees of freedom.

  • @doguezter7047
    @doguezter7047 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    0:23 perfection has failed

  • @Sparky4111
    @Sparky4111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was honestly better than Gotham cheeses videos because it was only five minutes instead of twenty five.
    Love the videos. Keep it up! ❤

    • @big_numbers
      @big_numbers ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotham cheese 💀

  • @magstau4177
    @magstau4177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "You are surrounded!"
    "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men"

  • @RealGhoda
    @RealGhoda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    When your material advantage is mroe than your elo

  • @debblez
    @debblez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    i bet martin would win with bishops instead of queens because he would make more forward moves by chance

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He would win with pure pawns.

    • @crimsonqueen751
      @crimsonqueen751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@Dexuz "FOR THE KING! CHAAAAAARGEE!"

    • @Leck400
      @Leck400 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crimsonqueen751 That would be pure horses

  • @SamuelAdams0
    @SamuelAdams0 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    wonder how many kids Martin has considering he had 34 queens by his side

  • @szymongliniecki2098
    @szymongliniecki2098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Me being down two pawns in my games: Damn, I've already lost, I can just resign at this point
    Stockfish being down 263 material points: 😎🤙

    • @bupereira
      @bupereira ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "I got this!"
      - Stockfish, probably

  • @zigzagnemesist5074
    @zigzagnemesist5074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Imagine being in a losing position while having 6 queens on the board 🤣

  • @Redacted_Ruler
    @Redacted_Ruler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is like fighting a dark souls boss with no equipment

    • @kcculla
      @kcculla 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stockfish is the boss

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kcculla Yeah, and u spend all ur souls for growing "STR" but not "VIT", good damage but disgusting defense

  • @SuperZardo
    @SuperZardo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This Martin thingy plays like an amoeba. Must have been trained using the rules of checkers, lol.

  • @nemokhan1898
    @nemokhan1898 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cannot believe Matin lost,even when he had 9 queens against Stockfish

  • @legasius9358
    @legasius9358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Martin, the only 250 capable of finding a mate in 2

    • @kingsley.
      @kingsley. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anyone lower would find mate in 1

  • @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs
    @A_Swarm_of_Waspcrabs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember this video where a guy made weird chess algorithms to pit against one another. One bot he made performed only random moves, and had an Elo of 294 IIRC. I suspect Martin bot literally makes random moves. If Game 1's setup was repeated and the same thing happens, then I'd be wrong.

    • @sanhakim1335
      @sanhakim1335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've beaten martin before using random attacking moves without even looking where his pieces moved and what was protecting what for the first 20ish turns, so I suspect that's trur

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Martin does find the checkmate in two every time for me D: (in position with 47 queens on board)

  • @canter1ter
    @canter1ter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    at this point i am utterly convinced that martin (the bot) has a built-in anti catch-up system, where if he's up too much material, he literally wont do shit

  • @Pengochan
    @Pengochan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Stockfish just optimizing to give Martin the most oportunities for a blunder.
    3:25 converting to a knight, because conversion to a queen would force Martin to take.

  • @TheLiverX
    @TheLiverX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    That's more like minesweeper when there are no safe moves and praying is the only option.

    • @pans7761
      @pans7761 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don’t know how to play minesweeper?

    • @TheLiverX
      @TheLiverX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I very much do. Many minesweeper version don't guarantee solvability, hence it can often become a guessing game, in which the best strategy is to figure out the cell with highest chance not to be a mine. And it all depends on luck in that case.
      "Simon Tatham's Portable Puzzle Collection" has a version of minesweeper with the option to ensure solvability, while classic Windows Minesweeper is purely random.

    • @maximofernandez196
      @maximofernandez196 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate when this happens. It always breaks my personal speedruns

    • @emmanuelhoule8070
      @emmanuelhoule8070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheLiverX That is why you always start by clicking all 4 corners 😎

    • @CramcrumBrewbringer
      @CramcrumBrewbringer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheLiverX Very annoying when this occurs.

  • @kyoopihd
    @kyoopihd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Satisfying to see Martin finally win

  • @keldonmcfarland2969
    @keldonmcfarland2969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Yes!!! Finally!! He finally won with a board full of Queens!

  • @LeBronyaJames
    @LeBronyaJames ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was the most painful video I’ve ever watched😣🫣

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Martin when he doesn't take the rook:
    "I think there's a better move in this position"

  • @Jan_Heckmann
    @Jan_Heckmann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am sure that Martin will keep on learning and he will be better sometimes!
    Probably not as good as his Kids, but his own level!

  • @TristanWintle
    @TristanWintle 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:44 Knight blunder.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🐴

  • @Mac-jq3lh
    @Mac-jq3lh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every move is a Queen sacrifice

    • @Miguel_Angel51
      @Miguel_Angel51 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Top Queen Sacrifices That Didn't Save Shit 🤑🤑

    • @hanifaufaa3233
      @hanifaufaa3233 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      XD

  • @charc0al_tv
    @charc0al_tv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Martin would absolutely destroy at the giveaway chess variant

  • @Mozartminecraft
    @Mozartminecraft ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Notice the notation at 1:27 Qd5c5. This is only possible for queens, knights, and bishops, and there must be three of them, all able to move to the same square and one must share a rank with one and a file with the other.

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  ปีที่แล้ว

      Not notation you see every day :)

  • @AliRadicali
    @AliRadicali 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Was Martin designed to simulate a severely handicapped player? Or to lose on purpose?

    • @sr_lol5793
      @sr_lol5793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      to lose on purpose, like, no one plays like Martin (except a 3y old kid whos learning how the pieces moves)

    • @banana9494
      @banana9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It makes me question how people have 250 level rating. It seems like martin was almost losing on purpose. Even a new player, if they are a real human, should win this position I believe, unless they are losing on purpose.

    • @h.h.h.9307
      @h.h.h.9307 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@banana9494 humans dont lose this position simply because black just has way more than pieces than white.

    • @se6369
      @se6369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@banana9494 Maybe it's suppose to make games even before he win or lose (most likely lose). To make games more exciting. So he's intentionally playing bad here, and if he had a bad starting position he plays great in the early game before always losing (to not reveal he's actually capable of playing great). Just a theory

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thing is the bot still uses stockfish but on a really low depth and it will essentially never do the top move. (except for certain exception like the checkmate in 2 in this video)

  • @zenaxia8063
    @zenaxia8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    me before the match: 47 queens?? its not possible to lose"
    Martin:"is that a challenge?"

    • @zselimegmen8714
      @zselimegmen8714 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      fact that you are right
      he did win

  • @cbandit7715
    @cbandit7715 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    why am i so proud of martin lol

  • @rhuajjuu7726
    @rhuajjuu7726 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The second game is like a depressing apocalyptic horror movie where you need complete luck to survive

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 ปีที่แล้ว

      No no... It's modern horror where the protagonists keep making the worst choices possible, so they all get eaten.

  • @pedroakjr2371
    @pedroakjr2371 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i'd say losing this game is almost as hard as winning a normal position. i'd probably have messed up and checkmated the engine by accident.

  • @chrisb8698
    @chrisb8698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hang in there Marty!!!

  • @nguyentheson2767
    @nguyentheson2767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i feel pain when martin don't take a piece

  • @stoneheademojie9210
    @stoneheademojie9210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No doubts that Martin would make one of the smartest human beings to ever be known on this planet

  • @denij7
    @denij7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Queen's biggest sacrifice

  • @restorasenrisei9991
    @restorasenrisei9991 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dang, Stockfish out here re-enacting the French Revolution

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hunting down the king at all costs!

  • @Hordil
    @Hordil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Martin Bot 47? Guess the 47 stands for his ELO! Should have used this as basis for playing with my kids xD

  • @memaglia8288
    @memaglia8288 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Martin is like a relationship, unpredictable

  • @IntrepidKhalid_213
    @IntrepidKhalid_213 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    what was martin thinking when he didn't take the pawn bruv? 3:20

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He malfunctioned a bit 😅😅

  • @jankrnac3535
    @jankrnac3535 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Audience: omg hero is so strong and his plan is so genius.
    The movie:

  • @paranormallettuce7227
    @paranormallettuce7227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao I read the title wrong like you gave stockfish 47 queens and thought god damn wtf Martin do to you

  • @definitelynotmeowzie5079
    @definitelynotmeowzie5079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Martin is insane, hes just better

  • @ph03n1xm9
    @ph03n1xm9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Stockfish: OH GOD OH GOD MATE IN 3 ON THE BOARD PROMOTE TO A KNIGHT BECAUSE THAT SAVES A MOVE THROW AWAY THE QUEEN FOR AN EXTRA MOVE OF LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAA
    Martin: _busy learning how the queen moves_

  • @abrahamhawkins1754
    @abrahamhawkins1754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hans is taking notes for the next tournament.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Alternative title:
    Man with Army of Wives taken into custody by Military. General says " we were outnumbered and outgunned "

  • @PankajGupta-hr8iq
    @PankajGupta-hr8iq 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That one rook went full jhon wick mode.😂

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥷🥷

  • @adityapathak5908
    @adityapathak5908 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I don't need sleep. I need answers.

  • @lanceareadbhar
    @lanceareadbhar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I kept pleading for Martin to trade 18 of his queens for 18 of White's pieces, but he said he had a better method to win. :)

    • @hariman7727
      @hariman7727 ปีที่แล้ว

      A human player can probably do it with a few less than eighteen Queen sacrifices, because there's a few spots where you can take a white piece without having your queen immediately captured.

  • @marcusrefsland7731
    @marcusrefsland7731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:47 As it turns out, the Martin bot can find a mate in two though, the bot struggles to find anything else. (Martin) wha tha- that’s me- mean (Martin crying)

  • @jakobrosenqvist4691
    @jakobrosenqvist4691 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When "take something with a queen every turn" is the only rule you need for a sure victory and he still manages to loose it's actually pretty impressive.

  • @aminatandour589
    @aminatandour589 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imagine giving Martin the Entire US Army to his disposal and yet he STILL lost!

  • @renarddubois940
    @renarddubois940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    wait Martin actually went for good moves!?
    I really thought Martin would find a way to loose this

  • @marekhrabovsky5890
    @marekhrabovsky5890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I beat Martin 10:3 in 1 minute games. His quick random moves can be problem when you do not have time to think.

    • @marekhrabovsky5890
      @marekhrabovsky5890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      10:0 against Wayne...probably i found out how to play againt them...

    • @joekempsey
      @joekempsey  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marekhrabovsky5890 :D nice! Yeah shorter time controls can be tricky for sure, especially since bots play so fast and Martin’s moves are simply unpredictable

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    martin is -100 elo lol

  • @haroldwhitney6130
    @haroldwhitney6130 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I just know that watching this video must be worth something.... Ok, I'll watch until the end.

  • @dustinzacharias8227
    @dustinzacharias8227 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It doesn’t surprise me that Martin can lose with 47 queens, because well…
    It’s Martin.

  • @trattoretrattore8228
    @trattoretrattore8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:45 Martin blunders a queen.

  • @azueri9187
    @azueri9187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Stockfish is clearly cheating, Martin is too good to be beaten