If Adulthood Had A Job Orientation Day
ฝัง
- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มี.ค. 2021
- Sign up for a free Grammarly account and get 20% off Grammarly Premium by visiting grammarly.com/ryangeorge
Hi there hello please click the subscribe button and turn on notifications so I can feed my cats.
Twitter/Instagram: @TheRyanGeorge
#Grammarly - ตลก
Thanks to Grammarly for sponsoring this video! Sign up for a free Grammarly account and get 20% off Grammarly Premium by visiting grammarly.com/ryangeorge
hi
Stonks
Hi
Hello
Omg grammarly
Being an adult isn’t super easy, lots of inconveniences.
so...being an adult isn't lots of inconveniences?
Barely Easy, Super Inconvenient
@@ericstorm6582 InCOnVEnIeMcE
Being an adult is TIGHT
Super hard, very much an inconvenience.
Ryan: "Going on the internet and..."
Child: "Oh?"
Ryan: "...Looking at houses you can't afford. "
Child: "oh."
That one attacked me on a personal level
Good News: I'm closing on a house!
Bad News: It's only one that I can afford :(
I've been doing that since I was in middle school.
@@metheguyeveryonehates8636 well then your name is true.
I did this until I managed to buy a house. Now I look at remodeling projects I can't afford to do on the house.
"You're gonna be tired all the time."
"Then I'll sleep more"
"That'll make you tired."
"Then I'll sleep less"
"That'll make you tired."
"Oh my god."
I can confirm this.
first reply
confirmed a 2nd time. I think it's from booze though...
Sleeping doesn't make me tired if I'm up way too late
Yeah, Very true
I wish I could pop poo Ryan’s claim regarding tiredness…but I am too tired to ….
One of the funniest I’ve seen about being an adult is that one day you’ll be able to go anywhere and do anything you want to but you’ll choose to stay home
Because you are tired and your back hurts.
@@chuckhoyle1211 yes
@@chuckhoyle1211 BATMAN agrees 👍
Yep, the power of "everybody expects that" is scary.
Though in truth: at some point most people have a family, and that's a different sort of journey of discovery.
Word
As a kid I didn’t appreciated my parents enough - as an adult I wonder how tf they’ve been doing this adult thing for 30 years.
faaaaacts
Simple! The alternative is death.
Bruh
understandable, have a great day
@@LarsonLake...idk seems less awful the older I get...
"Well, at least school prepared me for this whole adult thing, right?"
"No, not really."
Dang it!
Whoops
“Surprise! Everything we told you was a lie and the world is actually a prison/ hell of our own making. Conform or perish.”
@@JoshuaJameson I choose perish. Or revolution.
@@Mr.Infumus whoopsy
"This is all kind of depressing."
"Yeah that's on brand too."
ahh yes, *chef kiss*
I like the little note in the background: "Send people recipes and then never make the recipes they send you" Thats great!
The Adstronaut didn’t start his email with “I hope this email finds you well” which is why they didn’t send help
An ad is an ad
Touché
100%
@Henry Bushell chill my guy it was a joke
@@subscribefornoreason2709 I don't understand the joke can you explain it to me
"Also, hey guess what, you're gonna be tired all the time."
"Then I'll sleep more."
"No, that'll make you tired. "
"Then I'll sleep less."
"No that'll make you tired."
So relatable. Lmao.
Bro, the adult "sweet spot" of sleep is so elusive
Don’t sleep
@@SnickersEatsCookies solution: go to sleep, never wake up
@@SnickersEatsCookies that’s a good point
I slept for 4 hours two days ago. Felt dead inside. Determined to make up for it, I forced myself to sleep for 12 hours last night. I still feel dead inside.
I grew up in a two story house, and yes I almost always climbed the stairs at very high speed on all fours. I'm 52 and if I lived in a two story now I would do the same thing...every day...because it's faster and cooler and makes me smile and...
…now I could race my 2 year old grandson. 😁
🎉😂😊
Bullshit. You WISH you could go up the stairs on all fours without making horrible noises and wondering if you're going to be able to get upright again on your own.
My dude
I run on all fours in dreams, but I think that's something else...
@@joeblow229wait
Also, in your mid-30’s, if pain from an injury lasts more than a week, there is like a 30% chance you will be stuck with some lesser form of it the rest of your life. Already had it happen twice.
Blew out my ankle 6 months ago on a treadmill. Dr. Said I should probably avoid running, at all. Eh, made it to 45, and I have a bike. It's rough out here.
Ahhh yes...our 30’s...My paper cut is still healing from 2 months ago
I'm almost 30 and this already happened to me two years ago.
Sleep more = tired
Sleep less = tired
No sleep = tired
Reality can be often disappointing..
Going to bed early, waking early and exercising and changing my diet helped a good deal. But I'm still damn tired.
@@oraspring3997 "yeah it's big brain time"
I'm in highschool and feel this way, God help me 🤡✌️
@@spot6056 we are the same bro!
I've never heard anyone in a coma complain, I think they've got the right balance of sleep-to-wake ratio going on.
"Adultery." "Oh my god, that was not the word." Toddlers, we're all still toddlers. lol
Glad Ryan was able to get a sponsorship for this. I wish him the best of luck in any other documentaries he makes down the line.
I love rewatching Ryan George videos because they always make me think of random different things that I hadn't on previous watches. Like this time, I got a vivid image of a world where it's commonplace for adults to quickly scurry up stairs by dropping on all fours. Like, just imagine chillin in the middle of New York when suddenly a giant horde of crawlers emerge from underground subway lol
I felt attacked with that bit after seeing this, because I chased my dog up the stairs on all fours for fun to mess with him. Did I get demoted?!
I love how Ryan never does a "real talk" even during the ads, he's like the incarnation of good humor.
|-O-| that’s why we love him.
Doesnt matter its an ad. An ad is an ad
In Ryan's world everything can be fun.
He's literally the only youtuber that I'd watch the whole ad after the sketch!
Ads from the adstronaut are TIGHT xD
@@subscribefornoreason2709 well, kind of but his ads are still really funny even if you're not even going to consider buying the product
Ryan single-handedly keeps the fake mustache industry in business.
And ProZD
Fake mustache on top of a real mustache is just subtle comedic gold.
Yeah and he also has a real mustache
He is so super easy barely inconveniently supporting so much I will call him Atlas from now on
I like to think he has one fake moustache that he will always cherish and uses only that one.
The making your own appointments thing and the "I'll sleep more. That will make you tired. I'll sleep less. That'll make you tired. However you sleep, you're gonna have back pain," killed me. This is so great.
The fact that I can listen to this like a podcast from start to finish and still know what's going on even though all the characters are played by the same person speaks volumes of this guy's talent
Ryan is amazing!
These three gentlemen deserve their individual props! All three of them were awesome in this skit.
"And then he did a backflip, threw out his back, and saved the day!"
Lol best comment I've seen.
don't you mean 'snapped the bad back's neck, and saved the day?'
References are tight!
@@Warl89 No, no he didn't😂
Underrated comment
"Adultery"
Shoulda seen it coming, but I didn't.
ROTFL! 😂 🤣 😂 🤣
I knew it sounded weird, like I should be thinking of something, but it never came me until he said it, and then I was couldn't remember the original.
That punchline killed me lol
Saw it from a mile away and still laughed
No one sees adultery coming.
At least not when it’s spelled “coming.”
The adultery bit had me spit out my water lol
Guy: Will I be able to do anything fun?
Other guy: You can have more sex and you can drink. The drinking won't be fun but it'll make you think you're having fun so...
Guy: Wait! Go back to the first one. Did you say I'm going to have more sex?
Other Guy: No, I said you CAN have more sex... You probably won't though.
Guy: Oh
Bahahaha YUP
What’s sex
@@bongofett6992 Thing goes in thing and maybe makes babies
tbh i noticed the drinking part.
First time I had alcohol, it kinda sucked. It straightup tastes like medicine. Probably because of some medicines i had as a kid, but i digress.
I've tried a variety of things. I watered it down with tea, I tried a rum&coke, I tried some mead. It's just... not good.
Like, I felt myself loosen up, and my body was telling me that "you're having fun drinking this, therefore it tastes good." but the flavor's very unappealing. I've yet to try more sugary drinks, I bet i'd probably have fun with a white russian or a REAL pina colata, but so far, my experience with alcohol has been rather unpleasent.
I hear a lot about the stuff being an 'acquired taste', but I gotta know, if you don't like the taste, and you're in a situation where you're not being pressured/don't have to drink, Why do people drink it?
@@VanguardJesterYou saw the vid: Because it's expected to from everybody else. Who told them to expect that? Everybody else.
The text on the white board tho: "Fun tip: send people recipes and then never make the recipes they send you :)" 😂
Lol
It would've been funny if it changed every few times you looked at him lol
Adultery!
I noticed it at the beginning of the video and audibly laughed. 😂 I love the little details he puts into his videos.
And it’s so true. I so rarely make recipes friends and family send. My mom does make a lot of mine though
Same goes for TV shows: receive tons of recommendations for shows to watch and that you'll "add it to the list", but let's be real, you're not going to watch it , lol
Running up the stairs on all fours 😂
Everybody laughed when Joe Biden tried it a few days ago.
We all did it and we felt the pain of not doing it anymore.
@@kjoc70 he swore it was the wind XD
I didn't do often as a kid or teen or do it now myself. Not coz i didn't like it then or that I'm an adult now, it's just that I'm very uncoordinated which kinda takes the fun out of it when u face plant the edge of the stairs.
I'm getting up there in age and I still got remind myself not to do that.
Supervisor: Are you sure? he doesn't seem okay?
It's okay, he's practicing for his adulting.
Kid: I'm not okay...
Supervisor: That's how it's done! Excellent work!
This is amazing as I’m standing at work trying to stay awake with my back killing me for the 3rd day in a row #ADULTING!! 🤣🤣🤣
I had written a funny comment, but much like my allotment of fun to have as an adult, it got exhausted.
OH GOD YOU'RE VERIFIED NOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO LIKE FOR NO REASON
First like and reply!!!
haha rip OT
@@redd3797 nope!
@@DarthScott ik, I refreshed.
someone's salty that they were told to stop climbing up the stairs on all fours as an adult
I still run up the stairs at 32, although not on all 4s.
Yeggsactly
I still go on all fours up stairs at times, but only when no one is watching.
@@Ryodraco 🤫
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. This can be taken is a positive way as well. Never loose your inner child or sense of fun. That is a choice.
"This is all kind of depressing." "Yea that's kind of on brand with this whole organisation."
This is the climax of the Internet.
"Why do we do this?"
"Well because the world kinda collapses if we stop so, have fun with that."
he is a man of culture cuz he wears a mustache over his mustache .
the 1st guy to have facial hair would be tight
MAM OF CULTURE
@@thegodofkrabbypattys5358 men with facial hair are tight!
Okay but why did my brain want to pronounce that as "he's wearing a /ˈmʌstæʃ/ over his /məˈstɑːʃ/"
@@thegodofkrabbypattys5358 Wow wow wow wow
Adults are called being "groan ups" for a reason.
ok this comment wins
Dad?
The award for the best comment goes to:
Stop. Stop. Stop it right now...nope. No
Ha! Winner!
That is so, so good.
Hours and hours of binge-watching pitch meeting, and I'm still shocked how spot-on this is.
Also: brilliant brilliant acting.
The "You'll just find other things fun," bit cracked me up, because yes, even as a teenager, shopping for lamps, finding a seemingly undiscovered coffee shop, and looking at houses I couldn't possibly afford were all enjoyable pastimes. Apparently some part of me has been an adult for a lot longer than I realized. XD
Didn't talk about taxes which is also pretty on brand for being an adult.
He also didn't talk about the joys of watching your paycheck disappear to bills.
Not if you’re Yoshi. I hear he doesn’t pay his taxes.
Eh everyone pays taxes every purchase.
Because no one wants to hear that at all! Schools don’t even teach it!!!
Death and taxes
“(Adultery)”
“That’s not the word,” Grammarly replied
Lmao so many kids aren't gonna get the joke
"Oh and you're gonna have to start making your own appointments now."
"Well then I guess I won't be having any appointments anymore." I felt that, Ryan. 🤣
I would still run upstairs on all four to save time, but it is unbelievable exhausting to keep doing it, which causes me to spend time in bed instead.
Adultery is very tiresome.
I'd do it, but it makes my back hurt
"Well, that doesn't seem fair!"
"That's pretty on-brand for this whole organization." LOL!
@Savage Jesus Life only seems to be unfair if you expect anything and reality does not meet your egoistic expectations ... disappointment is almost guaranteed. So step one - get to learn how to prevent disappointments.
@Savage Jesus As you are, dude :)
@Savage Jesus grab that banana.It's yours...
"This is all kinda depressing"
"Yea that’s on-brand too"
Wait, someone moved my cheese.
"Why do we have to do this thing?"
"Because everybody expects it."
"Who told them to expect it?"
"Everybody else."
Society in a nutshell
@Latest Obsession I mean, yes, but it's not easy. It's very difficult in fact to not give a damn about what others think. The peer pressure is a factor as well.
Society😩
We live in one
@Latest Obsession Good for you. Keep doing what you're doing!
@OK Play
Peer pressure only works if you care in the first place. Take me for example, I really, truly and honestly DO NOT CARE...I try to, because it is easier when you do but I just don't 🤷🏽♀️
@@okplay9446 Sadly he doesn't give a damn about what you just said.
He had me at “ GOING ON THE INTERNET AND LOOKING AT HOUSES YOU CANT AFFORD “ LMAO - “AND NO MATTER HOW LONG YOU SLEEP YOUR GONNA GET SOME BACK PAIN” - damn Nostradamus!
the best thing about being an adult is 3:20
What
"You're gonna be tired all the time."
"Okay, then I'll sleep more."
"No that'll make you tired."
"Then I'll sleep less."
"That'll make you tired."
I felt that so much, it hurt.
it tired me out
Does anyone have a cheat codes for this so-called "adult life"? Its a total shit, btw
“I felt that so much, it hurt.”
Like your back?? 😂
If you've been habitually not getting enough sleep, then yes you will feel a bit tired after getting the 7-9 hours that you need. However, if you can consistently get 7+ hours of sleep, you will feel like a completely different person and you will feel rested after a week or two of consistency; then you can feel better rested for the rest of your life if you keep the habit.
This is so true
The only way I can describe Ryan's particular form of comedy is, Optimistic Existentialism.
Brilliant! Just like him! His style is an art form. Seemingly simplistic and child-like, yet very real and deep.
He is very funny we decided
I’m gonna need you to get all the way of my back about that
🤣
That's a great way of putting it.
I've never had something make me laugh so much and simultaneously violently depressed🤣😩
Going up the stairs on all fours becomes a thing after a 16 hour shift.
The only Grammarly advert I haven't skipped as soon as humanely possible.
I think both humanly and humanely work in this particular case.
@Nihal H I am particularly humbled by your specific correction. 😁
@Nihal H Nah, particular expressed the authors thought better.
Ditto
Ikr
The weirdest thing about becoming an adult was realizing that, not only do I not know what I’m really doing, but no one else does either, and every adult I knew as a kid that I thought had all the answers was really just winging it
honestly i find it kinda reassuring, some of the stuff adults said to me was "the truth about the world" when i was a kid was quite horrifying. Growing up realizing they really ddin't have a clue and that it wasn't an "ultimate truth" or something like that was pretty nice lol
Its very interesting how that's depressing for some people and relieving for other people. I'm on the first group, cause growing up not knowing what the hell was going on with anything I was like "well, at least the adults now how this works", then come they were on the same boat all along and you don't have anything to look at for reference.
To me, that feels kinda reassuring. I mean, if you think you're supposed to know everything only to... not, that might make you feel stupid or otherwise inadequate. Then it turns out that everyone else is actually the same.
I feel like that's nice because it means there's not so much pressure to know things that you just... don't.
@@catbatrat1760 Very true. The unfortunate thing is that most adults have a very hard time *admitting* that they don’t know things. The need to be right is so strong, it feels like survival. Some would rather die than say “you’re right, I’m wrong.”
The succes of the education system quickly summarized
I love how Ryan wears a fake mustache over his real one and I find the idea of a little kid having a full grown beard hilarious. 😂
This needs a sequel
If growing Elderly had a job orientation day
"Should we send help?"
"No, but this email is great."
Yup. That sounds like a real conversation that some people might have.
Financial aid and admission offices
As a long-time adult, I'm still terrified by the idea of being an adult.
Who said we need to be...
I am not here to preach, but even in the Gospel is written...
"Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." 🙂
It seems we even have to stay young... 😉
@@Cinetiste bro, you ruined a funny joke bringing up all the god shit
@@Cinetiste Amen to that. Just because you grow up doesn't mean you have to be miserable.
"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
- C.S. Lewis
no worries, I'm 47 and still act like a kid.
Yeah, we've got to bring that stair thing back. It isn't just way cooler than regular stair climbing, it also burns calories, and works the place where arm muscles used to be. I'm going to start doing it, and just call it "self care". Adulterating!
The lost ship emails... "I thought it was behind me, but I guess not." I'm crying😂
"You have to pretend that you know whatever's going on"
Ladies and Gentlemen, the truth is finally out.
Yea no- not really everyone alreay knows that if ur really finding that out rite now yea- StUpId
@@subscribefornoreason2709 Found the kid
@@Kekira wll technically yes im a kid
If you really think that you know what's going on, they call you a conspiracy theorist.
@@kjoc70 I've been trying to wrap my head around how national debt just seems to keep going up with no problems since the Iraq war began.
I'm getting close. As far as I can tell, it has *something* to do with George Soros, the Hollywood elites, and chemicals the government put in the water to turn the frogs gay.
Me looking at my walls of action figures 😳
Whoa you’re like verifies and stuff
Ohhh yeahhh....
Apparently as long as you're collecting and not playing with them you're winning this adulting thing!
@@SimoraCheeks1 *adultery
Me looking at my walls of swatted flies, I call it the wall of don't fuck with me
We need a part 2! Please. This was amazing.
Looking forward to the "Parenting" orientation.
In all seriousness, I want to thank Ryan for consistently making us feel a little less alone in this world.
😊
Max- Me too. Thank- you, Ryan. You're the GOAT!
sometimes I wonder if the pressure release valve that is comedy doesn't also keep us content in our misery
Ryan:laying down the truth
Ironic fora guy alone on Ryan world lol
“Even the people that know a lot don’t really know anything about any of this...”
*That was touching*
no I think adultery is touching
Very touching. People on social media in general should be touched in the face repeatedly till they stop pretending so hard, I decided.
Aw, touching is tight!
@@vijayanand6650 yeah it is!
That "aDuLteRy" killed me 😂😂💀
Ryan’s videos are always funny, but this was the funniest one I’ve seen in a while.
Guys, I think Ryan's going through something right now. Let's all be here for every version of him.
Even creepy toddler Ryan, source of nightmares and devourer of souls?
@@kjoc70 Hey even devourers of souls need help sometimes and we should even help that version of Ryan who is stalking the other version of Ryan who became the first ever artist.
@@maxhydekyle2425 well you know it just kind of looked like boobs you can't blame him
@@kjoc70 Oh, god why did you bring him up! I was planning on sleeping soon!
@@kjoc70 especially him, it’s easy to be supportive of our favorite versions of Ryan. Monsters are the ones who need support the most, if only to make sure we remember to support those who are kind of middling.
“Buying a new lamp, finding a new coffee shop, looking online for houses you can’t afford”
I am being attacked
YES
What if you look up houses you can't afford, then search for the local coffee shops near your favorite, and the algorithm sends you ads for lamps that would go great in that house? What do we call that, Mr Mustache Guy?
@Elena Christian a good reason to get Nord VPN from the Adstronaut
All that fun you've been having, were gonna cut way down on that- Guy dressed up playing conversation with himself dressed up as someone else 😂 man Ryan George is the best.
One of my favourite lines is when he says a movie character puts on glasses as a different person and he adjusts his own glasses and says "Yeah, that's just good character development" LMFAO
As an older person now who's experienced a fair amount of life, (on the cusp of being a boomer) this opening salvo is spot on. The vast majority of 'adults' don't really, really know what they're doing, at any age. It's mostly a facade. The people who run most things basically fly by the seat of their pants, and make selfish short term decisions for convenience, and/or ego stroking. And those are the 'good' people..
In a sense, we don't live long enough to truly mature.
The way he says "adultery!" is literally perfect
I nearly spit out my smoothie
I once saw an adult couple race each other up the stairs. I almost got offended. No one told me you could still have fun as an adult.
You can't. They're cheating. You're supposed to report them to the Adult Consul.
Send them to adultery jail
WAIT fu-
You saw them race up the stairs. You did not see them the next day when they were sore from racing up the stairs.
@@Man-vs-Metal Just image how tired they must have been on top of already being tired.
Keep racing, that’s the secret!
"That's kind of depressing."
"Yeah that's on brand too."
I laughed then cried a little on the inside.
You're the best, Ryan. You're the only TH-cam creator I eagerly tune in for every week, both here and on Pitch Meeting (and before that, Screen Rant).
I have never heard or read anyone saying "adulting!" - until now. Seems to me you went out of your way to offer unnatural-sounding dialogue just to land a joke.
Ok, I'll get off your back about this now.
Oopsie!
It took me 30 years on this planet before I had the revelation that nobody really knows what the hell they're doing. It was simultaneously depressing and relieving to know that I wasn't the only one 😅
damn i realized at like 15. that’s not me trying to act smarter than you at all, i just wish i had gotten to spend longer thinking maybe somebody knew what the heck was going on about anything in general 😂
I think I was figuring that out around 10 or 11...at the time it was neat that I knew things
that others didn't...by the time I was 20 it was kinda scary. :-O
@@videotaper2272 haha believe me, every 20 year old thinks they've got it all figured out 🤣 enjoy your innocence while it lasts 😉
@@rockstarJDP
I think I did have it figured out then...
just everything changed on me since then...
A 20 year old today would be very
disadvantaged to how I was then.
(Back then you could get interest on
bank deposits that actually helped
move you towards what you were
saving up for, the number of years
wages that would pay for a house
was less.)
At my current age I'm if anything
slightly relieved by how little dumb
stuff people are doing, I know people
are doing a lot of dumb stuff, but I
actually expected it to be worse.
@@videotaper2272 haha maybe I was just naive and figured wisdom came with years, not with common sense and learned life lessons 😅
"If nobody knew what was going on it would be chaos out there."
"But it IS chaos out there."
That's because nobody knows anything
There are people who know what's going on, its just that no one listens to them. But mainly the people in power dont know anything
Me when i was a kid thinking the Adults know about whats going on.
Meanwhile me now at nearly 19 watching Politics f*ck up, watching the Government f*ck up, realising that even the scientists that are supposed to know shit dont even really know shit and im there just thinking "that dumb f*cks they are going to die, they are defenetly gonna f*ck up everything and end up going extinct...... im f*cked in this World aint i?"
@@fahkrudin98 more often that they don't care than they don't know.
@@thepriestpucci4988 just wait till your 30th birthday. Had mine 2 weeks ago.
I’ve lost all hope I thought I didn’t have.
Watching as I yawn from exhaustion and stretch my aching back before work starts. This video hit a little _too_ close to home.
Definitely on point about the being tired and having back pain all the time.
So Ryan, how is it being an adult?
Ryan: Super difficult, very much an inconvenience.
"Say the word!"
"Sigh... adultery!"
I *DIED*
That is often a consequence of adultery, yes.
Yes.
D E D
Don't Try It
It’s actually adulting
I REALLY appreciate that you put your ads at the end of the video. It makes me respect not only you, but the company you’re promoting, and makes me actually want to know more.
This was hilarious on many levels. Thanks again Ryan!
“*sigh* adultery” makes me crack up EVERY TIME.
Every time I read a comment mentioning it I laugh again
This comment was made in the same month the video released. How many times did you watch it in less than one month and laugh at that part to warrant this remark?
@@charlesroberts-moses6074 I have watched this same vid 3 times in the span of 36 hours now. They are rewatchable for me.
I don't get that one, it's just a slight permutation of the original word
@@GespenstDesKommunismus with completely different meaning.
ryan: "Getting a new lamp"
me: "Ooh!"
ryan: "Finding a nice little local coffee shop"
me: "Ooooh!"
ryan: "Looking at houses you can't afford"
me: "Yeah!" :D
oh. oh no.
You have old person disease
Getting a new lamp is kinda hype tho...
I was very happy when I got myself a lava lamp and a cute vintage camper nightlight for the bathroom. I look at houses I can’t afford when I’m not building them on The Sims
I'm 17 and I feel like I'd be excited to get a new lamp and going to a place that not many people have been to yet (that coffee shop thing, tho I dont like coffee lol) and also I already got that tiredness and achey back stuff,
_oh no.. it's happening_
@@Cameron115 the like for coffee will come in time, as you get older you try and cut out sugar so you gradually move away from energy drinks and soda but still need that caffeine hit.
You've perfected this format. Works so well not just for pitch meetings.
"You know all that fun you've been having? We're gonna reduce that. By a lot." No examples needed 😆 Where my child-like wonder at?? Rip.
That explains the midlife crises: all those men heard “adultery” instead of “adulting”
Lolol
oh yeah, the men...
women too
Women too, I won’t discriminate
@@PeterParker-ff7ub Will Smith's wife
I hope this comment finds you well.
Well, it did.
@@yayvoiceguy yoda
"Adultery!"
a
Found me while eating iCeCrEaM.
You're fuggin' funny!
THIS was fuggin' funny!
Thank you for existing!! 😘
The Ryanverse is expanding. They're becoming self aware😂
OH NO WHAT'S NEXT ROBOTS?
Oh no! We're doomed!
oh no
Actually it’s called the RGCU (Ryan George cinematic universe)
@@bannado5696 but wouldn't it have to be.. playing in theaters for it to be cinematic?
I swear I turned 25 and my back went "hErE's YoUr dElIvErY oF a LiFetLTiMe oF pAiN!" 🙄😅🤣
Secret life tip: there are exercises that are good for your back (unless you have a serious injury or illness). One day, my dad discovered them, and he almost completely stopped having back pain.
You just have to practise them every week for the rest of your life and- wait, ok, that doesn't sound like fun.
I'm 24 and I literally don't even walk, I'm in a wheelchair. So I don't understand why I have back pain xD
Just wait till you're in your mid 30s!
And when you get 58 or so your hips will remind you they exist, or your knees. Both eventually. Elbows and shoulders often like to get in on the action too so don't count them out.
Ankles usually do OK but not always, but feet in general will be constantly pinging you at some point.
@@gabrielpowers766 Another secret life tips: you can turn into a cyborg in your old age! Hips and even knee operations are very frequent nowadays. My grandparents took that life tip and now walk much better.
Another life tip: take notes what your family do. If they make mistakes, learn not to do them. If they have some great life tips, learn from them too.
How not to make mistakes? Experience. Experience is mistakes. Mistakes we will all make; but sometimes you can cheat and learn from other people mistakes! XD
I'm dying!! Can't get enough of these!
00:38 I work with kids. It usually goes like this:
"Miss, I finished my painting! What should I do now?!"
(I have no answer to this question. What am I doing here? I am confused.)
"Well...I will put your painting away, and you go talk to that other grown up over there."
(5 minutes pass)
"SHE ALSO DIDN'T KNOW, SHE SAID YOU DID!"
When he said sleeping will make you tired, I felt tired.
U r gorgeous
I already felt tired so it wasn't any change for me
Honestly that was never a problem form me as an adult until my 40's. Now I sleep for 9 hours I'm tired, I sleep for 7 hours I'm tired, I sleep for 8 hours I'm tired. You can't win.
@@jimmym3352 Sleep as much as you can. Take as much time as you can to catch up on sleep. Sure, you feel tired if you sleep more than usual, that's your body trying to sneak in some sleep out of schedule. Catch as much sleep as you can. Eventually you will feel more rested, more attentive, more awake, and generally better - for about three hours.
“You know that fun you been having, we’re going to have to reduce that... a lot” 😂😭😭😂
😂😂😂😂
😂
I'm having more fun than when I was a kid.
@@Katya_Lastochka oh yeah money solves all problems
@@charleneWLIt looks like you're having fun. Hey, that's not allowed here.
Gonna have to take three of those emoji's away. It's just simply too many.
I lost it with adultery 🤣
You crack me up Ryan. Keep making the videos!! Some light in this dark tunnel we are in most of the time! Thanks
I bet the people on earth would’ve responded to the ad-stronaut if he started the email with “I hope this email finds you well...”
I hoped this sentence would be there tbh 😂
These are the only ads I truly watch. Ryan cracks me up even when he's selling me a product.
We need to start the campaign to save the ad-stronaut people
"But I can complain. I can complain a lot" "Nobody cares, or wants to hear it".
This needs to be made widely known.
Except on social media where not complaining is definitely not a thing.
I think the issue is its too widely known. Some people have valid complaints and should fight for it.
It's true no one cares or wants to hear it, but maybe we should. Maybe we don't all have to suffer the same
@@katakesh8566 You are missing the point.
Somebody please tell females that "Nobody cares, or wants to hear it."
@@Captain_Sarcastic well I'm obviously a smooth brain, so didn't I get? There's a few ways to take your comment, that's not necessarily me missing the point, and equal statement is the point wasn't clear.
And commenting helps the algorithm, from what others say.
I only noticed now the pro tip on the board, so relatable!
Wow wow wow! That was so much fun, I really needed a laugh.