IIRC nobody has ever actually lived in it. There are several penthouses like that that are passed around the uber wealthy for tax reasons and a lot of them were bought by Russian oligarchs to keep their wealth out of banks.
Please please PLEASE make a series out of this! Making fun of big dumb luxury homes is a great genre of internet, and what you choose to mock and the way you deliver it is GOLD.
Eh, I wouldn't prefer a series just for luxury homes. It would get old after a while. I think just him comically roasting things in different subject categories would change it up and keep it fresh.
@@SebastianOsborn Oh, I was thinking quarterly or something along those lines. Maybe even bi-annual? Too often would definitely get old, and I imagine it takes a while for the listings of things like this to cycle, but there's definitely some more big dumb luxury homes that need taken down a peg. Same premise in some other categories does sound good, though... big dumb luxury cars come to mind, as well as dumb landlord fixes.
Yeah. Often the very big expensive luxury homes are like cheap trash.... like sure, the materials are there, marble, gold, diamonds etc. but there is zero taste. Like I saw the most expensive hotelroom in the world, decorated by an artist..... yeah it was ugly a.f. and looked more like a children's bed-and-toy room then a luxury hotel room. I could put that stuff together for less than a 1000 dollars. That sort of hotel room.
My thinking tends to be that the homes are so ridiculously spacious that the people constantly think "That large portion of this room with nothing in it just looks odd" and so they fill it with non sensical crap for no other reason than to fill the space. "This couch straight up facing nothing but the wall is for SURE better than having nothing here."
@@lawlietriver8869 I think this is absolutely it. When you buy a home that has more rooms than you need, you end up filling it with crap you don't need.
"Stop existing condescendingly please" is now one of my favourite quotes. It's so cool when you casually make a Ryan George reference/quote in day-to-day life and someone gets it!
It can be kind of disappointing when no one gets it though. I had a team lead who would periodically say something was "super easy" so of course I had to say "barely an inconvenience" but no one ever knew what I was talking about.
I don't know if that is a good idea. When I talk to girls it often feels like a socially awkward interaction, but I don't think that line will help me much in that situation.
Yeah, I think at this stage its really less about needs and more about showing off. This megahouses (as Ryan says, could such places really feel like home to anyone?) are built with the intent of wasting money, just so the people that own them (dont neccesarily need to live in them to do so) can bask in their lavish, superfluous lifestyles. Not to mention the luxury of burning ludicrus amounts of money just to say they can.
Thank you for taking those homes and putting them on smaller horses, Ryan. I think this is confirmation that rich people don’t know what to do with money, they just know that they have seen pictures of what other rich people have done with money, and at a certain point that process of recalling a picture of what another rich person did with money has trickle down into just blocking rooms of their house as if each room is waiting for a different scene in a play that thinks it’s fancier than it really is
Can confirm Lake Michigan actually looks like that Use to be a house cleaner for homes like this. So depressing to keep coming back and dusting the same 6 extra bedrooms that are filled with stuff that no one uses just for the sake of having it.
When me and my family moved from my childhood home we sold it to this kindly old lady,(Keep in mind this house held a family of 5.( 4 bedrooms 2 bath.) We made small talk about all the rooms. She talked about all the furniture and displays she was going to put and I'd say, "ah that's sounds like a nice sitting area to relax" and she'd laugh and say "It's not for sitting its for looking" after the 3rd room, I stopped saying anything as I realized this lonely old lady was going to fill the entirety of this place with unusable furniture, and displays to look nice nothing more. Don't get me wrong, it's her house now, she can do as she wants, but it definitely taught me something about myself and how my house will be fully functional.
I often go to Michigan to visit family, and there are some absolutely gorgeous homes right on the lake, but all of them have enormous floor-to-ceiling windows facing the water that 1) must cost a small fortune to heat the house in the six months of the year that it’s winter there, and 2) always make me think of someone being able to look in and watch them like in a horror movie.
@@Babe2Ruthless At least rich people can afford the better windows that are well-insulating. They're still going to be shit compared to the walls, but... nobody wants to live in a windowless sphere in the first place.
Ryan, please make this a series!! You've said everything I've thought for years now of watching goofy t.v. narratives about stoopid, ultra-costly mansions for the thinking-impaired.
Grocery shopping must be really difficult. Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. Oh really? Yeah, just get one of your servants to do it for you.
“Can you imagine walking into your front door after a long day and feel, aw, home sweet home. Then realize you have another 15 minute walk to your bedroom.”😂😂😂
@@emilywilhite5807 Thats what chauffeurs are for, to drive you to your bedroom on their backs. Theyre paid far too much, they dont have the right to tell you to get off that thing.
I know someone with a huge house, and if she goes away in winter, on returning it takes a whole WEEK for the house to warm up again. A week? No place is worth freezing your @ off! for a freaking week!!! They have several homes, of course....SMH!
Justice for Tarquin: he deserves his own style of velvet suit, he’s an individual! Not a carbon copy of Joffrey. Wish Mother and Father would understand that
@@hangebza6625 You joke, but the Romans often used to name twins things like "Geminus and Antigeminus," (i.e., Twin and Other Twin) or they'd name the younger twin after the elder twin. It was a little better for people who weren't twins though.
As a native Phoenix resident, I can't fathom why anyone would want to move to this boring, cultureless marscape. I can't wait to move out of this overpriced hellhole
Source is probably the max height of a firefighter mobile ladder being around 100 feet or 30 meters in normal people's unit, with average at half that reaching 5th or 6th story.
@3:33 - Chicagoan here. Can confirm, Lake Michigan 'can' look like that. Although those photos looked sus. Lake Michigan is waaaay bigger than people realize and the view from a high-rise is wonderful. It's absolutely beautiful, but Very expensive! ... IF I were to ever win the lotto, I'd love to live in a Chicago high-rise with a view of Lake Michigan PS... we love your videos! 😃❤️🖖🎬
Analyzing the purposes and practicalness of all the weird sofas really makes the video. It's so clear someone just wanted to make a big house, and then had to think of some furniture to place in it so it won't be all empty.
Yeah. It’s definitely true that money doesn’t buy taste or smell expertise. There’s this channel that I binged “Armin Haddad. He’s does these kinds of review on large homes and mansions. And you can agree with a lot of the wrong in these.
What’s sad about most of these homes is that ACTUAL old mansions in upstate NY that’ve been there for a century or more and have ACTUAL history are often torn down, because the estates they’re on can be divided up for 3-4 of these things.
I bet these are the same people that come as tourists to our historical buildings in Europe and say things like OH tHeY'Re SOoOO aMaZing, wE dOn'T hAve thAt!! Very sad to hear nonetheless...
Back in 1969, I was a teenager at a summer camp near Woodstock, NY. Our bunk was in an extremely old mansion that had been built by one of the executives of the Singer Sewing Machine Company, which well over one hundred years ago was as profitable as Google or Tesla is today. The stately house had been stripped of all its furniture, but you could still see the magnificent staircase and porch that wrapped around the entire first floor. If given the choice, I'd much rather buy and renovate one of the old Singer mansions than any of the hideous monstrosities in this video.
129 floors? I'm getting a nose bleed just thinking about it. Also my stomach basically just dropped because there is no f****** way I would live that high up. Nope.
In high school I used to be friends with a guy whose parents were very rich. I went to his house a few times and one of the things that stood out the most to me is that in the living room there was a couch shaped like a massive foot and we weren't allowed to sit on it because it was "an art piece"
Sequel...yes please!! Do a sequel... Do a sequel for every video uve ever made... Call it Ryan George 2: the sequel part two continuing from the prequel. 🤷
I've seen other youtubers call it quits when they started making multiple channels. Don't burn yourself out, I've followed you for years and appreciate all your content!
This is true, hope Ryan sees this, hope even more that he knows this and doesn't burn out. Though I suspect these videos take a little bit less effort, so we probably will see more of these and less of the others.
My best friend's parents are kinda loaded. (However, I need to point out that my friend is very humble and down to earth.) When I first came over to their newly built house, my jaw almost literally hit the floor. Huge house, with a jacuzzi, grunge-style bar filled to the brim with an enormous assortment of booze in the big basement, home theater, several expensive cars, boat, a smaller "cottage" by the sea down the road, and my favorite: a disco-glittery bathroom with a red and black theme and a crystal light fixture in the ceiling (who has that in a bathroom?!). I always feel like an intruder whenever I visit.
I will be brutally honest here... These super rich mansions look soulless and not lived in whatsoever. They are incredibly artificial looking and depressing AF. The place with the theater room is cool though.
Thats because they are unlived in. My grandmother did catering for rich people. They rent their furniture for parties, most of the rooms are empty to save on maid costs, the family usually has 1 set of dishes each and that's it, they MIGHT have a coffee maker but the entire family usually lives in 2 rooms at most in the house. Caterers bring the food, dishes, and sometimes tables and chairs to events. As for style, they are looking to SPEND not to care about looks, the whole point is to show off the price tag to one-up the guests so they have to have something even fancier for their party. But everyone is just renting it so that $300k chair and $250k painting only cost them a couple hundred bucks for the weekend anyways.
These houses are probably not currently being lived in. And there's a good chance that the furnishings are not what was in use when whoever was living there was in the house. It's not uncommon to remove everything personal from a higher-end home and have it professionally staged for photography.
@@littlekong7685 this, had a simillar experience most of the big houses where empty and people only had the bare minimum to hang out there the 3 days a year they go visit.
@@littlekong7685 Thank you for confirming what I have long suspected! If anyone lives in these ghastly places, they live in a few rooms in one corner of the house and never venture into the rest of the place.
How this man runs 3 hilarious separate channels, and takes care of his newborn daughter I will never know, but I am extremely grateful. Keep up the good work Ryan!
Excuse you! As a bidet user, I come from *at most* an upper middle-class household. In this house, we are of the common ilk. *sniffs imperiously* Do not deign to presume that I have excessive privilege as I am one of you. Nah, but in seriousness, bidets are pretty much standard in Japan and certain other countries of the world. 😂 Kinda curious, innit? 🤔
That is fascinating, I always thought shitty shit colored water was just everything north of the Caribbean...like they don't really need to bother with the no swimming signs around here because you would have to be Mr Beast to even convince people to dip a toe in our lakes.
Grew up in the region, the beaches have always been great but the lake has certainly changed a bit. The mussels are altering the color, Lake Huron especially is the brightest shade of teal now. It's beautiful, though it does put the lakes at a larger risk for toxic green algae blooms 😬
@@kray3883 FWIW the beaches in Scotland are absolutely stunning, golden and white sands with water the most amazing shades of teal and turquoise. Unfortunately the water is cold enough to make your teeth hurt. We still send our children out to swim in it, of course. It's a rite of passage.
@@gordon1545 Wild. I really feel like my area must have been at the back of the line when beaches were being handed out. People here will rent a whole beach house and drive eight hours to maybe look at the water a bit and then do anything else for the rest of the week.
"Dumb chandelier" had me giggling uncontrollably, and I don't even know why. The quick, almost throwaway, gags always tickle my funny bone, apparently.
I've done contracting work in a couple of multi-million dollar homes, and yes, the owners are exactly what you would expect them to be like. I always loved the staff though. They would take care of you like they were your best friend. One place we worked, the lady had Godiva chocolate delivered to her daily. She ended up going out of town (probably because she didn't want us to see her) halfway through our job and the staff would give me the Godiva to take home on those days.
Godiva chocolate delivered to me daily is exactly the sort of stupid ness I would do if I had millions of dollars. I would get a froyo place installed *inside* my ugly mansion. I would be 450 pounds in less than a year.
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I never tire of both making fun of luxury homes or hearing others do so. You nailed it & would watch more of these. It always surprises me how many of these homes are places I would never even consider living in. Besides, while I have an obsession with cool houses in general, I realized at an early age that even if I had a mansion, I'd still just hole up in one room at my computer day after day.
Why do none of these homes have a swimming pool full of gold and precious stones? If it is good enough for Scrooge McDuck, it has to be good enough for someone else.
A 20 to 7 ratio of bathrooms to bedrooms though. Maybe rich isn't about the things we used to think it was; like how the future turned out to be about smart phones and not flying cars.
Peter Griffin already demonstrated that perfectly. Mythbuster not being cartoon characters have never tried it 'cause having less than a meter of coins poured on someone lying in a large tub would be burying them in several tons of cold hard cash: the victim would be crushed lifeless before getting a chance to try wriggling out of there.
If you are talking about what I think you're talking about - and I think you are - what you really are thinking of is his money vault that he dives into and swims around as if he's in a pool. I would like to see a crossover movie of old rich crazy misers: Scrooge McDuck, Ritchie Rich, Daddy Warbucks, Montgomery Burns, that dude from Citizen Kane. They could have like a secret society. Not really sure if they're supposed to be the bad guys or the good guys. Probably bad? I guess that means I can't include Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.
@@LaurenceLionKing I know. Second channel is in quotes in my original comment because I'm not referring to a number of channels. Rather, I'm referring to the style. Lots of people run a second channel that's dedicated to random, verbose, or low effort content. This channel is called "extra plus" for that reason, but the content quality is incredible anyway.
I always thought I would never watch a random guy on TH-cam just talking about random things. I hate those videos. Until Ryan George. Because Ryan George.
Yes it's just embarrassing, like you have no confidence in yourself so you've got a big house. And you don't like people so let's have a lot of space between us. This is a huge problem because in my experience a really good party always involves the house being jut a bit too small for the party. You want people crashing into eachother and squeezing past it's what helps create the energy. In these places all the energy is dissipated. You feel like you're in a museum or a shopping mall. There's no attachment to the inclusions either. They are just there, looking sad. SAD!
Worse than realizing that you forgot your phone when you get to the 129th floor is realizing it on the elevator UP to the 129th floor and realizing that you have to take the rest of the ride before you can do anything about it.
@@2WhiteAndNerdyI’d be surprised if the “penthouse floor” doesn’t have its own personal lift into the unit: the lift doors probably open straight up into the home (i.e. this unit probably doesn’t have a “front door”).
Imagine paying $150,000,000 to live in an apartment building. And not even the whole building. You still have apartment neighbors, and have to walk into a building that other people live in and take that awkward elevator ride with them and have small talk about the weather and groceries and the price of gas.
to be fair, countries that are less suburban-cucked have many expensive luxury apartments because people don't like living far away from culture and expensive restaurants. I don't know exactly what are the prices for places in Lotte World Tower in Seoul for example, but I know that many KPop starts live there.
"Stop existing condescendingly, please." I love everything Ryan says and does. The lights thing is so true too. You have to expect Batman or Harry Potter to fly through them while you're eating.
Ryan George introduces "Zillow should have a comments section." If a family of Ryans roasted real estate listings a la MST3K, we would have a great new channel.
I came back to this video just to figure out if it's AI because usually I'm pretty good at being able to tell. It's not that the taste is bad but some of the details look off. AI images often look aesthetically pleasing until you notice the mistakes.
2:30 Ryan, if you're ever outdoors in NYC, it's just about guaranteed thay *somebody* will be watching you from their apartment, and will be naked while they watch you. Its just life in the big city
@@TeddyRumble then use google street view for the roads and it becomes meh 😂 I checked it out once & tracked the path to SFO, it's definitely an area for NIMBY boomers who hate others
it's not even just zillow. I check out houses in my neighborhood, too. That's how I found out one of the houses I pass by every day on my way to the shops has a '70s river stone walled room with mini pirate boat replicas 🤣
My dad used to inspect homes for an insurance company, everything from old houses with mossy roofs to fancy expensive mansions. He once saw a 1.2 million dollar... staircase. Not the whole home, just the staircase.
I do this same behavior on Zillow. I look at properties and location and give it a fictional interesting back story. Thanks for creating videos on this and your sharp wit amps it up! I hope you continue these. BTW is this a new trend or thing people entertain them selves with in free time? You may have unlocked a new cool best thing. Thanks great creative one.
You can use real estate sites to check out what your neighbors' houses are like inside. People who have houses built by the same builder do actually check out the others. I did it to see what parts of the archetecture are original.
My local beach has a bunch of telescopes on it. It's shocking how many times I've looked through one and found it's (already been) aimed directly into someone's high rise bedroom. There's a very good chance the naked person in that tub has also been observed from afar! -Oh, and same situation for the telescopes at my local planetarium. They're almost always pointed at the high rises, rather than the sky!
I get the feeling Ryan could spend the rest of his days making exactly this sort of video forever and man I would spend so, so many hours watching every single one. This is...this is why I use the internet right here.
This might be my favorite Ryan George channel, and that's saying something. He gets to be himself and just talk about stuff. I feel like I want Ryan to be my friend but I know I'm not cool enough
Multiple things, I wanted to comment on multiple things. But 7:14 got me. The monopoly board is completely backwards. Look at the words on the wall, the monopoly board is actually designed like that. Backwards. It hurts.
All of this was just so funny!! ...but there is a much more basic reason to feel better about these properties: The fact that they're up for sale means thet someone made a considerable financial and creative investment in building such an overwhelmingly ideal personal space; their perfect dream home ...and now they have to get rid of it.
Well considering you have a job, are literate, and have access to the internet, you're rich compared to a lot of people in the world and throughout history.
3:00 riiiiiight? You ping it and you just hear a far away echo no matter what room you’re in. “It keep sounding like it’s in the next room but when I go in there it sounds like it’s in the room I just came from!!!”
I was having a pretty rough day, having some heated arguments with the wife this morning (could have used one of them benches) car’s broken again so had to wait in the rain for a bus to get to my terrible job, but my manager just found me crying with laughter in the break room watching this so thank you; awesome video
5:38 I totally agree about the lights, just trying to figure out what the task/quest is? Because SOMETHING needs to fly through those hoops! But would def go for the cryochamber 😁
I haven't gotten into the fantasy upscale real estate shopping craze but I am quickly becoming a fan of the burgeoning fantasy upscale real estate stand-up comedy craze! Thank you! Always love a good Sherpa zing.
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In all fairness, when you're in Central Park, there's probably already a naked person watching you.
😂😂😂
In all fairness, $195m in LA is pretty reasonable
Well, I hope she's pretty and will eventually introduce herself.
Can confirm
Oh crap, I came here to make that joke/warning
That penthouse went from 250M to 150M? I'd be dumb not to buy it at that discount.
Right?
that's $100M of savings!
IIRC nobody has ever actually lived in it. There are several penthouses like that that are passed around the uber wealthy for tax reasons and a lot of them were bought by Russian oligarchs to keep their wealth out of banks.
Even at 99% discounted, it's still too much for me.
It’s very overpriced at 150 million
Please please PLEASE make a series out of this! Making fun of big dumb luxury homes is a great genre of internet, and what you choose to mock and the way you deliver it is GOLD.
Seems like a good coping method for you😂😂
@@Messup7654 Looks like we found the guy with more money than taste who actually paid asking price for one of these things! 🤣
Eh, I wouldn't prefer a series just for luxury homes. It would get old after a while. I think just him comically roasting things in different subject categories would change it up and keep it fresh.
@@SebastianOsborn Oh, I was thinking quarterly or something along those lines. Maybe even bi-annual? Too often would definitely get old, and I imagine it takes a while for the listings of things like this to cycle, but there's definitely some more big dumb luxury homes that need taken down a peg.
Same premise in some other categories does sound good, though... big dumb luxury cars come to mind, as well as dumb landlord fixes.
Yeah. Often the very big expensive luxury homes are like cheap trash.... like sure, the materials are there, marble, gold, diamonds etc. but there is zero taste. Like I saw the most expensive hotelroom in the world, decorated by an artist..... yeah it was ugly a.f. and looked more like a children's bed-and-toy room then a luxury hotel room. I could put that stuff together for less than a 1000 dollars. That sort of hotel room.
All I've learnt from looking at homes on the internet is money and taste are not the same thing.
My thinking tends to be that the homes are so ridiculously spacious that the people constantly think "That large portion of this room with nothing in it just looks odd" and so they fill it with non sensical crap for no other reason than to fill the space. "This couch straight up facing nothing but the wall is for SURE better than having nothing here."
@@lawlietriver8869 I think this is absolutely it. When you buy a home that has more rooms than you need, you end up filling it with crap you don't need.
@@lawlietriver8869 I can confirm, that's what I do when modeling rooms in games. "It feels empty here, better plop down a couch for no reason".
sounds like something someone without money would say.
@@lawlietriver8869 Of course they never think "wow.... it's almost like I have TOO much space..." because then they might become more self aware lol
The swinging couch also not facing the window is wild
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I came here to find this comment.
I think they did that on purpose, to prevent drunk people from swinging hard and launching themselves into the glass
@@jimdoherty4108 Its sad this might be true. Like, that much money and you have to worry about drunk idiots breaking your shit.
"Oh yeah, did you know that we've got a swinging couch upstairs?" "Really, that is interesting. I've just remembered that I left the gas on, bye."
"Stop existing condescendingly please" is now one of my favourite quotes.
It's so cool when you casually make a Ryan George reference/quote in day-to-day life and someone gets it!
It can be kind of disappointing when no one gets it though. I had a team lead who would periodically say something was "super easy" so of course I had to say "barely an inconvenience" but no one ever knew what I was talking about.
@@tazzyanderson1192 making Ryan George references in day-to-day life is tight
I reference him so much that I can't say, "That reminds me of..." anymore because all of my friends finish it with an exhausted "a Ryan George skit?"
PLEASE let this be an ongoing series I am BEGGING you
*pegging
"Homes of The Rich and Tasteless"
No. No begging.
I need more of these real estate videos. Pleeeeeease
@@spankyjeffro5320so you want more pegging???
Please make this a series, watching you criticizing luxury homes is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Homes of the rich and famous presented by Ryan George, that would be a show worth watching
I think you ment to say "watching you roast homes is tight!"
@@royg2840 "and here we have some rich jerk who isn't me - hey jerk! yes I declare you a jerk, sir!"
Wow. Wow wow wow wow.
@@31animafan I swear I thought about it right after posting it haha
This video should be shared in architecture/interior design shaming groups.
"..stop existing so condescendingly.." will be my new go-to phrase for every socially awkward interaction.
I don't know if that is a good idea. When I talk to girls it often feels like a socially awkward interaction, but I don't think that line will help me much in that situation.
My dad once said "Nobody needs that much home. What a waste of money." And that lives rent free in my head when I see these mega-homes.
@mettajennifer "Nobody needs that much home" is the best way to describe these mega-homes and I thank you and your dad for it.
Living rent-free is the point of ownership
He is right though. The upkeep of them is expensive. Heating it, the taxes. Yard care. Keeping it clean. Furnishings. Did I mention security?
@@dw3403 Especially when it's just a couple or a family of four. UGH
Yeah, I think at this stage its really less about needs and more about showing off. This megahouses (as Ryan says, could such places really feel like home to anyone?) are built with the intent of wasting money, just so the people that own them (dont neccesarily need to live in them to do so) can bask in their lavish, superfluous lifestyles. Not to mention the luxury of burning ludicrus amounts of money just to say they can.
Thank you for taking those homes and putting them on smaller horses, Ryan. I think this is confirmation that rich people don’t know what to do with money, they just know that they have seen pictures of what other rich people have done with money, and at a certain point that process of recalling a picture of what another rich person did with money has trickle down into just blocking rooms of their house as if each room is waiting for a different scene in a play that thinks it’s fancier than it really is
Can confirm Lake Michigan actually looks like that
Use to be a house cleaner for homes like this. So depressing to keep coming back and dusting the same 6 extra bedrooms that are filled with stuff that no one uses just for the sake of having it.
When me and my family moved from my childhood home we sold it to this kindly old lady,(Keep in mind this house held a family of 5.( 4 bedrooms 2 bath.) We made small talk about all the rooms. She talked about all the furniture and displays she was going to put and I'd say, "ah that's sounds like a nice sitting area to relax" and she'd laugh and say "It's not for sitting its for looking" after the 3rd room, I stopped saying anything as I realized this lonely old lady was going to fill the entirety of this place with unusable furniture, and displays to look nice nothing more.
Don't get me wrong, it's her house now, she can do as she wants, but it definitely taught me something about myself and how my house will be fully functional.
@@lonesurvivor8828 She sounds like she has a massive collection of dolls. Creepy!
Maud! If that’s you, get back to work! The marble busts need polishing.
I often go to Michigan to visit family, and there are some absolutely gorgeous homes right on the lake, but all of them have enormous floor-to-ceiling windows facing the water that 1) must cost a small fortune to heat the house in the six months of the year that it’s winter there, and 2) always make me think of someone being able to look in and watch them like in a horror movie.
@@Babe2Ruthless At least rich people can afford the better windows that are well-insulating. They're still going to be shit compared to the walls, but... nobody wants to live in a windowless sphere in the first place.
Ryan, please make this a series!! You've said everything I've thought for years now of watching goofy t.v. narratives about stoopid, ultra-costly mansions for the thinking-impaired.
You sound like me. I don't watch it because it impresses me. I watch because the stupidity disgusts me.
Builder - So you've got a house design for me?
Architect - Yes Sir i do.
It's about $110 million and has no driveway, heliport, or plumbing
Oh wow wow wow. Wow.
Grocery shopping must be really difficult.
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh really?
Yeah, just get one of your servants to do it for you.
@@pontus.andersson I see the flight schedule for the poops have been cancelled again
Oh Really?
“Can you imagine walking into your front door after a long day and feel, aw, home sweet home. Then realize you have another 15 minute walk to your bedroom.”😂😂😂
Just get the butler to give you a piggy back ride.
@@emilywilhite5807 Thats what chauffeurs are for, to drive you to your bedroom on their backs. Theyre paid far too much, they dont have the right to tell you to get off that thing.
As if those people ever walked 😂
Indoor golf cart.
I'd have either a OneWheel, a golf cart, an ebike, or maybe a mini cooper parted inside the door.
I know someone with a huge house, and if she goes away in winter, on returning it takes a whole WEEK for the house to warm up again.
A week? No place is worth freezing your @ off! for a freaking week!!! They have several homes, of course....SMH!
That's what house sitters are for
@@anna-flora999 No she'd never do that. The place is full of valuable antiques and they're paranoid, like many super wealthy people.
If I had 30+ mil to spend on a house, I'd probably keep the heating on anyway :x
That just sounds like their heating system isn't sized appropriately for their house.
The description of the extreme left stair case was incredibly on point 😂
Yes it's not often I have to pause a video for laughing. xD
"This is the off-white house" lmaooo
you know the white house is a straight up direct copy of a building in paris right?
Gavin Newsom would like that home, please.
You sure it’s copying a building from Paris and not Ireland? Also whatever the inspiration it only looks the same if you literally squint.
At least it isn't Magnolia.
Would make a good movie exterior tho.
"This room judges you when you don't use the right spoon." Comedy gold. I feel like these homes are the result of 1 upping your friends.
And you had to buy those friends first
Justice for Tarquin: he deserves his own style of velvet suit, he’s an individual! Not a carbon copy of Joffrey. Wish Mother and Father would understand that
I feel like at that price it shouldn't even be Mother and Father, it should be Mamà and Papà
I'm certain, one day soon, Tarquin will make all of them pay for this humiliation
He shall be happy to have his own name! Back in my days we would just get numbers. Poor Octavian, always the eight wheel
@@hangebza6625 You joke, but the Romans often used to name twins things like "Geminus and Antigeminus," (i.e., Twin and Other Twin) or they'd name the younger twin after the elder twin. It was a little better for people who weren't twins though.
As a Phoenix resident, best line: Incidentally, $9 Million is what it cost to air condition this place in the summer.
Truth!
Surely if you put solar panels on top you could turn the sun into domestic lightning into cold air?
My suspicion is that the Dallas 'White House' might be the 'home' the '90s Dallas Cowboys' players used for their before-game parties.
@@darthkek1953Solar is becoming more popular here, but it does not supply nearly enough power to prevent the $9 million AC bill
As a native Phoenix resident, I can't fathom why anyone would want to move to this boring, cultureless marscape. I can't wait to move out of this overpriced hellhole
@krabgrass a person with that house would be a wealthy snowbird who only comes in the nice winter months.
This was the best 9:53 of my week.
I could show you the best 0:30
This is going to be a series, right? Because I could spend a worrying amount of time listening to you deliver one-liners about bad decor!🤣
I own a book called "Interior Desecrations". It's hilarious! Saying this as someone who used to be in the field.
Yes fr I want more
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"That's too many floors!" So true. Keep in mind that if there's a fire, firefighters have a good chance of rescuing you only if you're on floor 1-6.
Yeah I wonder what your chances are if you're on the 129th floor.
Do you have sources to cite for this?
Source is probably the max height of a firefighter mobile ladder being around 100 feet or 30 meters in normal people's unit, with average at half that reaching 5th or 6th story.
that's why high-rises have fire doors at stairwells instead - it's meant to keep the fire in one floor and give firefighters time to get there.
the rich doing the world a favor...
@3:33 - Chicagoan here. Can confirm, Lake Michigan 'can' look like that. Although those photos looked sus. Lake Michigan is waaaay bigger than people realize and the view from a high-rise is wonderful. It's absolutely beautiful, but Very expensive! ... IF I were to ever win the lotto, I'd love to live in a Chicago high-rise with a view of Lake Michigan
PS... we love your videos! 😃❤️🖖🎬
Man! The swinging couch for people NOT included in the main conversation is TIGHT!
You put people on that couch with a dunce cap....not allowed to contribute to the conversation
Analyzing the purposes and practicalness of all the weird sofas really makes the video. It's so clear someone just wanted to make a big house, and then had to think of some furniture to place in it so it won't be all empty.
No need to call out all of my Sims 4 builds
Yeah. It’s definitely true that money doesn’t buy taste or smell expertise.
There’s this channel that I binged “Armin Haddad. He’s does these kinds of review on large homes and mansions. And you can agree with a lot of the wrong in these.
I need this to be an ENTIRE series lmbo!
Agree. Everyone's reading AITA reddit stories and not doing enough commentaries on Zillow gone wild
@@Onyx-_-liquor 😂😂😂😂😂 💯 lmbo!
Yes please
What’s sad about most of these homes is that ACTUAL old mansions in upstate NY that’ve been there for a century or more and have ACTUAL history are often torn down, because the estates they’re on can be divided up for 3-4 of these things.
All over California too. People have no respect for history. 😭
I bet these are the same people that come as tourists to our historical buildings in Europe and say things like OH tHeY'Re SOoOO aMaZing, wE dOn'T hAve thAt!! Very sad to hear nonetheless...
Back in 1969, I was a teenager at a summer camp near Woodstock, NY. Our bunk was in an extremely old mansion that had been built by one of the executives of the Singer Sewing Machine Company, which well over one hundred years ago was as profitable as Google or Tesla is today. The stately house had been stripped of all its furniture, but you could still see the magnificent staircase and porch that wrapped around the entire first floor. If given the choice, I'd much rather buy and renovate one of the old Singer mansions than any of the hideous monstrosities in this video.
And because houses are depreciating assets that burn cash near the end of their useful lives, especially when they are large.
It is so gross - such an incredible waste.
These houses deserve Ryan's ultimate judgement as a series. Can watch it everyweek.
I actually think I could watch a couple hours of this straight🤣
He'd have a 100 million subscribers if he made this a regular series.
We need the realestate guy with a medium sized mustache and monocle
Ryan's Real-estate Roast. Mondays at 9.
I honestly would enjoy having this as a regular series.
129 floors? I'm getting a nose bleed just thinking about it. Also my stomach basically just dropped because there is no f****** way I would live that high up. Nope.
The more uncomfortable your chair is, the higher your status is, this is a well known fact.
Similar to the moustache size/authority correlation XD
@@AtlasJotun wait, which way does that one go?
As proven by the iron throne from Game of Thrones, almost guaranteed to give you a severe laceration with each sitting!
With the final tier being you are the chair and now feeling very uncomfortable as someone sits on you.
In high school I used to be friends with a guy whose parents were very rich. I went to his house a few times and one of the things that stood out the most to me is that in the living room there was a couch shaped like a massive foot and we weren't allowed to sit on it because it was "an art piece"
@9:30 : D'awwwww, is over already? ...Hey, can we have a sequel?
Seconded
Ryan George judging homes for sale is tight!!
Sequel...yes please!!
Do a sequel...
Do a sequel for every video uve ever made...
Call it Ryan George 2: the sequel part two continuing from the prequel. 🤷
Literally said the same thing lol
One of the best vids he’s ever done genuinely funny af - def want a sequel
I've seen other youtubers call it quits when they started making multiple channels. Don't burn yourself out, I've followed you for years and appreciate all your content!
This is true, hope Ryan sees this, hope even more that he knows this and doesn't burn out.
Though I suspect these videos take a little bit less effort, so we probably will see more of these and less of the others.
*Simon Whistler eyes your comment hesitantly*
@@Sandsquid21 He needs a vacation.
My best friend's parents are kinda loaded. (However, I need to point out that my friend is very humble and down to earth.) When I first came over to their newly built house, my jaw almost literally hit the floor. Huge house, with a jacuzzi, grunge-style bar filled to the brim with an enormous assortment of booze in the big basement, home theater, several expensive cars, boat, a smaller "cottage" by the sea down the road, and my favorite: a disco-glittery bathroom with a red and black theme and a crystal light fixture in the ceiling (who has that in a bathroom?!). I always feel like an intruder whenever I visit.
I will be brutally honest here... These super rich mansions look soulless and not lived in whatsoever. They are incredibly artificial looking and depressing AF. The place with the theater room is cool though.
Thats because they are unlived in. My grandmother did catering for rich people. They rent their furniture for parties, most of the rooms are empty to save on maid costs, the family usually has 1 set of dishes each and that's it, they MIGHT have a coffee maker but the entire family usually lives in 2 rooms at most in the house. Caterers bring the food, dishes, and sometimes tables and chairs to events.
As for style, they are looking to SPEND not to care about looks, the whole point is to show off the price tag to one-up the guests so they have to have something even fancier for their party. But everyone is just renting it so that $300k chair and $250k painting only cost them a couple hundred bucks for the weekend anyways.
These houses are probably not currently being lived in. And there's a good chance that the furnishings are not what was in use when whoever was living there was in the house. It's not uncommon to remove everything personal from a higher-end home and have it professionally staged for photography.
@@johnnyjoseph1389 You mean professionally staged to look terrible? That explains things.
@@littlekong7685 this, had a simillar experience most of the big houses where empty and people only had the bare minimum to hang out there the 3 days a year they go visit.
@@littlekong7685 Thank you for confirming what I have long suspected! If anyone lives in these ghastly places, they live in a few rooms in one corner of the house and never venture into the rest of the place.
"I won't even touch the shoes" is exactly what someone intending upon touching the shoes would say.
Not a single book to be seen. Not a bookcase anywhere.
It's confirmed. Insanely rich people don't read.
@@biblesforbreakfast They only know how to read banknotes!
@@biblesforbreakfast They pay people to read for them
How this man runs 3 hilarious separate channels, and takes care of his newborn daughter I will never know, but I am extremely grateful. Keep up the good work Ryan!
The answer is talent. And maybe Adderall.
super easy barely an inconvenience, that little kid manages the camera and edit the videos for him.
I imagine his wife looks after the newborn, that is her job
@@thehusketeers4319 Gross.
If you watched his other channel you'll know there's actually multiple of him. So it makes sense.
RYAN GEORGE PEGGING VIDEO FINALLY
😂😂😂
Pegging is tight!
@@klchu 💀
@klchu Sometimes it is .. - Screenwriter Guy
You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this!!!🥹
1:39 Most wealthy people have bidets in their homes. Toilet paper is for us peasants. LOL
Excuse you! As a bidet user, I come from *at most* an upper middle-class household. In this house, we are of the common ilk. *sniffs imperiously* Do not deign to presume that I have excessive privilege as I am one of you.
Nah, but in seriousness, bidets are pretty much standard in Japan and certain other countries of the world. 😂 Kinda curious, innit? 🤔
Toilet paper is still used even with bidets. At least that's how I know it to be commonly used in Italy.
I'm from Chicago, and yes, our lakefront does look like that. The city has 30 miles of lakefront, and 26 of those miles are public parks.
It's true. But not always. The same way the sky isn't always quite that blue as in the picture.
That is fascinating, I always thought shitty shit colored water was just everything north of the Caribbean...like they don't really need to bother with the no swimming signs around here because you would have to be Mr Beast to even convince people to dip a toe in our lakes.
Grew up in the region, the beaches have always been great but the lake has certainly changed a bit. The mussels are altering the color, Lake Huron especially is the brightest shade of teal now. It's beautiful, though it does put the lakes at a larger risk for toxic green algae blooms 😬
@@kray3883 FWIW the beaches in Scotland are absolutely stunning, golden and white sands with water the most amazing shades of teal and turquoise. Unfortunately the water is cold enough to make your teeth hurt. We still send our children out to swim in it, of course. It's a rite of passage.
@@gordon1545 Wild. I really feel like my area must have been at the back of the line when beaches were being handed out. People here will rent a whole beach house and drive eight hours to maybe look at the water a bit and then do anything else for the rest of the week.
9:35 relatable comedy gold!
"Dumb chandelier" had me giggling uncontrollably, and I don't even know why. The quick, almost throwaway, gags always tickle my funny bone, apparently.
"This statue sucks at basketball"
At first I was like "What do you mean, that's a normal, nice-looking chandelier -" and then I realized it was IN THE CLOSET
And that “dumb chandelier” probably costs more than my house.
“These chairs have butt cracks”
Heyshutup.
I've done contracting work in a couple of multi-million dollar homes, and yes, the owners are exactly what you would expect them to be like. I always loved the staff though. They would take care of you like they were your best friend. One place we worked, the lady had Godiva chocolate delivered to her daily. She ended up going out of town (probably because she didn't want us to see her) halfway through our job and the staff would give me the Godiva to take home on those days.
Godiva chocolate delivered to me daily is exactly the sort of stupid ness I would do if I had millions of dollars.
I would get a froyo place installed *inside* my ugly mansion.
I would be 450 pounds in less than a year.
I suspect that these types of homes are more for events than for personal use.
@@zammmerjammer Oh boy do I have a Key and Peele sketch for you
I was a nanny for many years for a wealthy family in a newly built mansion in New England. It is ridiculous how they live.
@Maureen14, tell all, dish, please :)
This needs to be a series.. I didnt expect to laugh so hard watching this.. Especially the Mother and Father house lmao
watching Ryan superimpose himself on random fancy furniture was a hilarious treat after a hard day. Thanks for sharing your silly.
I’m wondering what the terminal velocity of a poop going down from the 129th floor would be. I worry myself sometimes.
I don't think the pop would make it down if you know what I mean 😂
Also it is an interesting variation on the old one about whether dropping a 10 cent coin off of the Empire State Building could kill someone.
the height of the central park tower is 472m
Assuming no air resistance, V² = U² + 2AS
therefore V (terminal velocity) is the square root of (0² + 2* |-9.81| *472)
V is then -96.2322191 MS¯¹
This is equivalent to 346km/h, or 215mph
@@leonardochapman4736 Assuming no air resistance.
@@weswheel4834 yeah, takes too much effort to account for it 😭
I enjoy most of your videos, but this is one of the best ones, in my opinion. Please continue to do videos with concepts like this.
“That’s the most condescending grass I’ve ever seen”😂😂 brilliant. Next episode !
Thats where the cons descend
Honestly. I’d love a part 2. This video was hilarious
I never tire of both making fun of luxury homes or hearing others do so. You nailed it & would watch more of these.
It always surprises me how many of these homes are places I would never even consider living in.
Besides, while I have an obsession with cool houses in general, I realized at an early age that even if I had a mansion, I'd still just hole up in one room at my computer day after day.
Why do none of these homes have a swimming pool full of gold and precious stones?
If it is good enough for Scrooge McDuck, it has to be good enough for someone else.
A 20 to 7 ratio of bathrooms to bedrooms though. Maybe rich isn't about the things we used to think it was; like how the future turned out to be about smart phones and not flying cars.
Maybe more pools of coins would be around if people ever learned how to swim in them like Scrooge could. Maybe he can because he is a duck.
Peter Griffin already demonstrated that perfectly. Mythbuster not being cartoon characters have never tried it 'cause having less than a meter of coins poured on someone lying in a large tub would be burying them in several tons of cold hard cash: the victim would be crushed lifeless before getting a chance to try wriggling out of there.
Sounds painful for one and two it's perfect for anyone to steal, even with cameras.
If you are talking about what I think you're talking about - and I think you are - what you really are thinking of is his money vault that he dives into and swims around as if he's in a pool.
I would like to see a crossover movie of old rich crazy misers: Scrooge McDuck, Ritchie Rich, Daddy Warbucks, Montgomery Burns, that dude from Citizen Kane. They could have like a secret society.
Not really sure if they're supposed to be the bad guys or the good guys. Probably bad? I guess that means I can't include Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.
Never has a "second channel" been as top notch at Ryan George Extra Plus Exclamation Point
It's a third channel actually.
@@LaurenceLionKing I know. Second channel is in quotes in my original comment because I'm not referring to a number of channels. Rather, I'm referring to the style. Lots of people run a second channel that's dedicated to random, verbose, or low effort content. This channel is called "extra plus" for that reason, but the content quality is incredible anyway.
I always thought I would never watch a random guy on TH-cam just talking about random things. I hate those videos. Until Ryan George. Because Ryan George.
@@AdamTheJensen. Ah, makes sense. Gotcha
Yes, Lake Michigan is gorgeous and kind of looks tropical in pictures.
Leave it to Ryan George to make you feel good about not being a millionaire! Thanks Ryan!
PLEASE MAKE A PART 2 TO THIS VIDEO! I found very amusing!
I want more of these kind of videos. I was laughing all the way through.
Those Houses are like the people who own them: dead and empty inside.
Yes it's just embarrassing, like you have no confidence in yourself so you've got a big house. And you don't like people so let's have a lot of space between us.
This is a huge problem because in my experience a really good party always involves the house being jut a bit too small for the party. You want people crashing into eachother and squeezing past it's what helps create the energy. In these places all the energy is dissipated. You feel like you're in a museum or a shopping mall. There's no attachment to the inclusions either. They are just there, looking sad. SAD!
Worse than realizing that you forgot your phone when you get to the 129th floor is realizing it on the elevator UP to the 129th floor and realizing that you have to take the rest of the ride before you can do anything about it.
Peak First World Problems.
Watch in horror as some kid pulls the move from Elf: "It looks like a Christmas tree!" 😭
Just get off on another floor, bro
@@2WhiteAndNerdyI’d be surprised if the “penthouse floor” doesn’t have its own personal lift into the unit: the lift doors probably open straight up into the home (i.e. this unit probably doesn’t have a “front door”).
If you live in this house, you could probably tell the chauffeur waiting for you to get someone to bring it to you.
im always looking for these types of videos!! found another one!!!
Imagine paying $150,000,000 to live in an apartment building. And not even the whole building. You still have apartment neighbors, and have to walk into a building that other people live in and take that awkward elevator ride with them and have small talk about the weather and groceries and the price of gas.
I will bet you they have a private elevator. But otherwise, yeah.
"Gas is quite expensive lately, isn't it?"
"Yeah I... I have no idea... I've lost any concept of what money really is"
if you live there chances are you are the one that chooses the price gas will be
to be fair, countries that are less suburban-cucked have many expensive luxury apartments because people don't like living far away from culture and expensive restaurants. I don't know exactly what are the prices for places in Lotte World Tower in Seoul for example, but I know that many KPop starts live there.
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"Stop existing condescendingly, please." I love everything Ryan says and does.
The lights thing is so true too. You have to expect Batman or Harry Potter to fly through them while you're eating.
Meh, I think it's a little judgmental.
9:10 looks like an arena for a boss fight
"this pear is wearing a thong" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ryan George introduces "Zillow should have a comments section." If a family of Ryans roasted real estate listings a la MST3K, we would have a great new channel.
Good video
Omg! Hi daily dose. How are you doing?
This should be a top comment but I guess commenting a week late makes all the difference. I like your videos, they're very wholesome!
This could be a series! This should be a series! Make this a series!
You forgot to add that you decided 😂
I'm not sure exactly what you're saying. Spit it out. Don't beat around the bush.
@@DunmoresMovieMania its a word that likes to add to any sentence "I decided" you don't watch a lot of his vids
@@LolSho0orTs yeh, uh, wasn't referring to you, my son.... the original post...
Yes Sir, I do!
The worst part is the question of “IS THIS AI OR DO PEOPLE HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE?????”
AI had to learn it from somewhere, didn't it?
I came back to this video just to figure out if it's AI because usually I'm pretty good at being able to tell. It's not that the taste is bad but some of the details look off. AI images often look aesthetically pleasing until you notice the mistakes.
2:30 Ryan, if you're ever outdoors in NYC, it's just about guaranteed thay *somebody* will be watching you from their apartment, and will be naked while they watch you. Its just life in the big city
"well, at least they look good"
"they dont"
absolutely lost it 😂
Insulting these houses was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Why, oh why I haven't seen this precious earlier?! ❤😂🎉Marvelous and hilarious sketch!🤣🤣🤣
Zillow Hunting is one of my favourite hobbies. some houses there look like they either were, are, or will be murder scenes.
Belvedere in the SF Bay Area. Wow.
@@TeddyRumble then use google street view for the roads and it becomes meh 😂 I checked it out once & tracked the path to SFO, it's definitely an area for NIMBY boomers who hate others
it's not even just zillow. I check out houses in my neighborhood, too. That's how I found out one of the houses I pass by every day on my way to the shops has a '70s river stone walled room with mini pirate boat replicas 🤣
My dad used to inspect homes for an insurance company, everything from old houses with mossy roofs to fancy expensive mansions. He once saw a 1.2 million dollar... staircase. Not the whole home, just the staircase.
I have to wonder what was done. Anyway, thee homes are more for hosting events than anything.
The staircase got Ivana Trump in the end...
I do this same behavior on Zillow. I look at properties and location and give it a fictional interesting back story. Thanks for creating videos on this and your sharp wit amps it up! I hope you continue these. BTW is this a new trend or thing people entertain them selves with in free time? You may have unlocked a new cool best thing. Thanks great creative one.
You can use real estate sites to check out what your neighbors' houses are like inside. People who have houses built by the same builder do actually check out the others. I did it to see what parts of the archetecture are original.
Dude, this is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched. The Ryan George brand of comedy is undefeated.
Isn't it just?
Yup! That's our Lakefront! We keep it looking nice to distract people from the sludge that we call The Chicago River
I lived in West Michigan for a few years and Lake Michigan is great, but I thought it was not quite that light blue.
My local beach has a bunch of telescopes on it. It's shocking how many times I've looked through one and found it's (already been) aimed directly into someone's high rise bedroom. There's a very good chance the naked person in that tub has also been observed from afar! -Oh, and same situation for the telescopes at my local planetarium. They're almost always pointed at the high rises, rather than the sky!
I get the feeling Ryan could spend the rest of his days making exactly this sort of video forever and man I would spend so, so many hours watching every single one. This is...this is why I use the internet right here.
"This is the off white house, this is the beige house."
😂😂😂😂
‘The same velvet suit as Joffrey’ 🤣🤣🤣
This might be my favorite Ryan George channel, and that's saying something. He gets to be himself and just talk about stuff.
I feel like I want Ryan to be my friend but I know I'm not cool enough
Multiple things, I wanted to comment on multiple things. But 7:14 got me. The monopoly board is completely backwards. Look at the words on the wall, the monopoly board is actually designed like that. Backwards. It hurts.
I don't know who's claiming you're not a comedian. You're one of the rare jesters that actually makes me laugh. Kudos my man.
Rightwing grifters and shills for the wealthy, that's who.
All of this was just so funny!!
...but there is a much more basic reason to feel better about these properties:
The fact that they're up for sale means thet someone made a considerable financial and creative investment in building such an overwhelmingly ideal personal space; their perfect dream home
...and now they have to get rid of it.
Spot on with the zebra mussels!
I live on the lake..it's crystal clear!👍
"That's not a feeling I want in a park."
Implying that there are places where he wouldn't mind the feeling.
make this a series, PLEASE. I love judging the super rich, it's what I need after a long day at work
Well considering you have a job, are literate, and have access to the internet, you're rich compared to a lot of people in the world and throughout history.
@@sarahberkner of course, but I don't own a bigass ugly mantion, which is the crutial element here :)
3:00 riiiiiight? You ping it and you just hear a far away echo no matter what room you’re in. “It keep sounding like it’s in the next room but when I go in there it sounds like it’s in the room I just came from!!!”
New scam email unlocked: Your rich uncle in Dallas has invited you to live in his shoe closet
4:43 That place looks like a level in an adventuring game. I'd expect 30+ hours exploring it until I had found every secret item hidden in it.
This is the kind of humor and fun I need. Especially as someone more keeping in the mind of having a tiny home or so.
I was having a pretty rough day, having some heated arguments with the wife this morning (could have used one of them benches) car’s broken again so had to wait in the rain for a bus to get to my terrible job, but my manager just found me crying with laughter in the break room watching this so thank you; awesome video
More of this please. Haven't laughed this hard in a while.
0:50 Fastest Self Correction I’ve ever seen 😭
🤣🤣🤣that fucking killed me 😭😭😭
This is a pegging video
5:38 I totally agree about the lights, just trying to figure out what the task/quest is? Because SOMETHING needs to fly through those hoops!
But would def go for the cryochamber 😁
Brilliant!! Should have a podcast making fun of the absurdity of the ultra-rich.
I haven't gotten into the fantasy upscale real estate shopping craze but I am quickly becoming a fan of the burgeoning fantasy upscale real estate stand-up comedy craze! Thank you!
Always love a good Sherpa zing.