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  • @ethamatronic8381
    @ethamatronic8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5194

    Fun fact: all Emkay narrators are wholesome in their own ways.

    • @LiamEvans
      @LiamEvans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Fun fact: Ethamatronic is wholesome in many ways

    • @ethamatronic8381
      @ethamatronic8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Aww! Thank you so much, this made my day!

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Just be glad click isn't here

    • @ethamatronic8381
      @ethamatronic8381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thank god he isn’t...

    • @corthouwscheepers2800
      @corthouwscheepers2800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      But i miss Damien

  • @dkmawesome9440
    @dkmawesome9440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3013

    Now, I’m scottish and I gotta say, the accent wasn’t that bad. I mean not exactly but close to it.

    • @ameed346
      @ameed346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I'm Scottish too and, I mean I gotta agree

    • @Hekeda
      @Hekeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I dont understand scottish sorry

    • @Hekeda
      @Hekeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Can someone translate what dkm awesome and amee D said?

    • @urbanshadow777
      @urbanshadow777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Your Scottish now but were you Scottish yesterday? Didnae think so... That was sarcasm btw.
      Aye his Scottish accent wasn't too bad, definitely better than my Australian attempts.

    • @Hekeda
      @Hekeda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just Being Normal Studios that is ok i am satanist even tho u wont undertsand this comment may satan be with you

  • @deanociohornocio9149
    @deanociohornocio9149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    Chaotic good: Lexi
    Chaotic neutral: Jack
    Chaotic evil: Robin

    • @thexjade379
      @thexjade379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Ultimate evil: Damien

    • @nicoleanderson2472
      @nicoleanderson2472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@thexjade379 and ultimate good

    • @starlightriri
      @starlightriri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@thexjade379 Damien is my favorite

    • @amar2470
      @amar2470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This comment had 69 likes. Guess I am the ultimate evil.

    • @lucasceleste4743
      @lucasceleste4743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    An actual interaction I overheard about two months ago:
    Girl: "Just say that I'm ugly!"
    Guy: "I would, but that would be insulting to the word."

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      OUCH

    • @betterdevils8734
      @betterdevils8734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yo...

    • @gayassphotolab
      @gayassphotolab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Owww

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      F in the chat
      Actually, no, don't f in the chat

    • @melaniescribbles
      @melaniescribbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Someone call an ambulance, because that just had to be a 3rd degree BURN.

  • @essenceweebkittyx3
    @essenceweebkittyx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    9:56
    Never thought i'd hear such a sentence in 2020, but here we are...
    --septiplier away--

    • @AselOa_AZ
      @AselOa_AZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I miss edd...
      I was talking about ur pfp

    • @T.Gundham
      @T.Gundham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why my boi razz gotta be the subject of bullying doe?

    • @pixxL_
      @pixxL_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait how did you do that w/ the last 2 words?

    • @lpsgameslilyanna5294
      @lpsgameslilyanna5294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn i miss those days ngl

    • @Bugzilla0213
      @Bugzilla0213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why did it have to be poor Razz tho 😭

  • @Reacher-
    @Reacher- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    "Chicken doesn't need seasoning"
    Satan: Well, I just wanna say im a huge fan.

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Satan would never say that about chicken.
      There are some evils even he wouldn't commit.

    • @Ann_Wall-Chiasson
      @Ann_Wall-Chiasson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FinallyAlone 😂😂😂😂

    • @joenathan8594
      @joenathan8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@FinallyAlone Too right after all he was an Angel once... l guess there's some sliver of good left.

    • @mollygrader4918
      @mollygrader4918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FinallyAlone sinner with chicken is his fav people down there

    • @superdupergrover9857
      @superdupergrover9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For a second I was thinking "well it doesn't have to be if it's grilled" then I realized that salt and pepper count as seasoning.

  • @soniaegg9669
    @soniaegg9669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    If you were a character in a video game, You'd be the tutorial bot that everyone skips.

    • @robocatssj3theofficial
      @robocatssj3theofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're too mediocre to be more than an easter egg, shut up.

    • @UltraVioletLite
      @UltraVioletLite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah i'm usually the nice type i don't really have good insults

    • @Kiwisill
      @Kiwisill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you were part of a video game, you would be a loading screen tip

    • @carbonfibereater
      @carbonfibereater 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'd rather be the good side quest

    • @nargacugalover
      @nargacugalover ปีที่แล้ว

      If you were a character in a video game, you'd be one of the cardboard audience in a FIFA game

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Being roasted by an actual Scot, yeah that's gotta hurt

  • @spiderdoggo4557
    @spiderdoggo4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    4:19 for the folks that don't know,that is geometry dash,and by “transitions” he meant the portals that switch you gamemode,the guy that made the level (which is not doopin) made the transitions with little to no time to react to what is coming up,killing the player instantly,people who play the game hate these types of transitions due to the fact to making the game less fun
    Wanted to point that out so people understand the joke better :D

    • @98wrc
      @98wrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, I gotta say some levels have really horrible transitions. I have experienced transitions that are so bad, they have actually caused me to die instantly. Pretty much every extreme demon has bad transitions, and especially any of the featured levels that get rated that shouldn't have...

    • @judebaumann3411
      @judebaumann3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I play geometry dash. Does anyone know what level that is?

    • @98wrc
      @98wrc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@judebaumann3411 wow you are late. I don't know however. I'll look someday.

    • @gdalkanoid7552
      @gdalkanoid7552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@judebaumann3411 called Nana by Filaret

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have space in your brain that you keep gapped, instead of using that space to go in-between your commas?

  • @Luigicat11
    @Luigicat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    If you'd rather have a dead child than an imperfect one, you shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

    • @aaronodonoghue1791
      @aaronodonoghue1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Unless by "imperfect" you mean "denies science", the only good science denier is a dead one

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@aaronodonoghue1791
      I mean people who come outta the womb with physical and/or mental disorders/disabilities. Y'know, things you can't actually help.

    • @aaronodonoghue1791
      @aaronodonoghue1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Luigicat11 I agree with you on that, I'd rather have a child with a disability than a dead one

    • @FBI-ej8zr
      @FBI-ej8zr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      these kind of parents would make a normal child disabled.

    • @thatwierdalchemist1916
      @thatwierdalchemist1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@FBI-ej8zr exactly

  • @nataliakwasniak4065
    @nataliakwasniak4065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    The Septiplier fandom will probably invade the comment section pretty soon

    • @matt4280
      @matt4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      arent they the ones that like ruined their friendship?

    • @punprincess3214
      @punprincess3214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@matt4280 jack explained this actually, septiplier didn't ruin their friendship, he just said people took it way too fucking far, they threatened their girlfriends and drew nsfw art so Mark and Jack stopped teasing septiplier, they still do things together, they made Cloak, they play game together, it's just now for some reason a rarity to see them play together

    • @matt4280
      @matt4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@punprincess3214 oh

    • @punprincess3214
      @punprincess3214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@matt4280 yeah, I was in the fandom, I'm honestly ashamed I was part of that.

    • @matt4280
      @matt4280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@punprincess3214 also thats so gross, nsfw art.. yikes but i mean.. I guess u could do that, but really fucking yikes. but threatening their gfs? those guys are delusional

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Wow the Hotel Hell owner is actually perfect for the role. Come on Disney

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
      A: Jalapeno business!

    • @IAmIntern1738
      @IAmIntern1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait I thought you died

    • @johnnypixel5411
      @johnnypixel5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pls tell china to stop taking
      southeast asia

    • @IAmIntern1738
      @IAmIntern1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @rob 998 I love how you talking with your 15 subs it took you 3 years to get

    • @callumslocombe8428
      @callumslocombe8428 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rob 998 your birth was an overused unoriginal joke.

  • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
    @orangeismyfavoritecolor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    10:56
    Jack.
    Jack, listen.
    Digital art isn’t easier than traditional art.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed. I'm an artist. I can't do digital art. Digital artists have my complete respect.

    • @meepleech
      @meepleech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am both artists (traditional and digital) and I agree

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. I may have many many tools at hand but that sure doesn't mean I can draw better!

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Traditional's a LOT easier
      Sure I only draw what are basically considered sketches, but SHHHHHHH it's still difficult..... In ms paint!

  • @cactuskado
    @cactuskado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    4:19 didn’t expect a gd meme here but, this is literally every level I play

    • @TenToTu
      @TenToTu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sameee

  • @gddiggy3828
    @gddiggy3828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    THE PUBERTY TRANSITION ONE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD LMAO

    • @Reneryx
      @Reneryx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same I didn’t expect a gd comment

    • @dotcvm
      @dotcvm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BRO I WAS LOOKING FOR A GD COMMENT

    • @zen0x50
      @zen0x50 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME TOO LOL

    • @gdalkanoid7552
      @gdalkanoid7552 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how many demons do you all have

    • @themyconidwitch
      @themyconidwitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gdalkanoid7552 0 because im bad

  • @waixler83
    @waixler83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    If you're music, you'd be elevator music.

    • @bobjames994
      @bobjames994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well Christ man, you didn’t have to do us all like that

    • @waixler83
      @waixler83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@bobjames994 yes I did! SUFFER FOR YOUR SINS!

    • @coolwalterbennett7805
      @coolwalterbennett7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i've never heard music in an elevator

    • @Iforgothowtodothis
      @Iforgothowtodothis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coolwalterbennett7805 lol, imagine not hearing el music

    • @coolwalterbennett7805
      @coolwalterbennett7805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Iforgothowtodothis imagine having less subs than the person you're trying to argue with

  • @that_forest_fae
    @that_forest_fae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Fun fact: I'm anoyed that Jack didin't notice the emkay logo drawing had Willy Wonka clothes on (from the 1971 movie)

  • @boney6253
    @boney6253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I love how that lady said she wont vaccinate her children, and would rather have dead children than autistic ones, i (like many others) was vaccinated and i can say i am not autistic, you know damn well she would start an argument bout it with "Yeah well-"

    • @ouiouispaghetti9995
      @ouiouispaghetti9995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Boney 625 but the most stupid thing is that first they say autism is fake and then proceed to say that they don’t want their children to have it even though they’ve just said it doesnt exist

    • @youraveragesub
      @youraveragesub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ouiouispaghetti9995 if Anti-Vaxxers made a story, it would be full of plot holes
      Edit: Oh wait, everything an antivax say IS a story itself that is more effective on brainwashing

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be honest that's neither here nor there, it's just straight up evil to say you'd rather have a dead child than a disabled/autistic one. The whole post is just a trash fire of contradictions, yes, but the fact that anyone could think to say that is just revolting to me. (But yes, to say that then say they're 'made up illnesses' is fucking weird, like is it a made up affliction or a real one? jfc

    • @breylongonzalez3036
      @breylongonzalez3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't get vaccinated

    • @Bladerunner5146
      @Bladerunner5146 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't want to get vaccine because it's experimental there's no way to know the long term side effects

  • @honigbienenblob
    @honigbienenblob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "This person looks like.... "
    Emkay: WOW! They do!

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I studied psychology for years just to have some kid roast me while I trie to figure out why he tried to light a firecracker in the classroom.
    Thought my job was cool

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof

    • @rocky-zx6kq
      @rocky-zx6kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Let me guess he wasn't disciplined and freely being a complete idiot until it went to far

    • @jacksonbrewer2380
      @jacksonbrewer2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Get this man to 420

    • @jordy2299
      @jordy2299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GM Playz nah I sent him to my favorite colleague and he just said autism

    • @rocky-zx6kq
      @rocky-zx6kq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jordy2299 whoa I have diagnosed with autism that kid might not controlled by the parents so it went to far I guess

  • @goldenelemintz9116
    @goldenelemintz9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Wait, has anyone realized its the one year anniversary of the "RAID" on area 51?

  • @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEE
    @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:23
    that guy looks like the dude from toy story that was obsessed with getting woody in perfect condition, that got so broke he couldnt afford food.

  • @welshcrusade9837
    @welshcrusade9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    3:36
    Me: *laughs in Born and raised Welsh*
    Srsly, tho. I find it easy.
    (Don't hate it's the only thing I can flex)

  • @davideastridge7429
    @davideastridge7429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    When you're early and TH-cam is drunk again:

  • @tanishq7096
    @tanishq7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The people who do dog filters on snapchat
    *Even dogs be like* : wtf we are not that ugly

    • @chillby4198
      @chillby4198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dogs are cuter than people with dog filters

    • @aleksandrapetrovnar
      @aleksandrapetrovnar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "weren't" i- dogs aren't extinct, buddy

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pixel Bro Dogs are cuter than a lot of things.

    • @tanishq7096
      @tanishq7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aleksandrapetrovnar taken into consideration thanks.

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    8:10
    This dude looks like he’s about to fight someone with his stand for insulting his hair.

  • @Reneryx
    @Reneryx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:18
    For those who don’t understand the context, I’ll explain.
    This is a comment made on the level “nana”, a medium demon from the game geometry dash, a lot of people have complained about the level because of its horrid gameplay. This was just a very creative way to say that.
    I know nobody asked.

    • @cryoforcegd
      @cryoforcegd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you because I did

  • @SLVMSTR
    @SLVMSTR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:42 This man is AMAZING for voice acting.

  • @sillydkitty
    @sillydkitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    0:45 he looks like how boomers portray how they had a job and had a wife at 15

  • @sparkythefloof8639
    @sparkythefloof8639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Lmao, YOUR NOSE STOPPED DOWNLOADING AT 15%

  • @thiccyeetboi1019
    @thiccyeetboi1019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    8:10 Congratulations to Johnny bravo for finally getting a job as a police officer.

  • @JohnMcLoughlin06
    @JohnMcLoughlin06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:48 that guys profile picture was the Quebec Nordiques logo, which is a defunct NHL team which relocated to Colorado.

    • @Nordique777
      @Nordique777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it is

    • @JohnMcLoughlin06
      @JohnMcLoughlin06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hello, Nordique777. You have arrived. You are now talking to a fan of the Tampa Bay Lightning, who has frankly been a happy camper since late September. Would you like to talk hockey?

    • @Nordique777
      @Nordique777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JohnMcLoughlin06 I would have liked the Avs to win obviously but I was really happy you guys beat the stars

    • @JohnMcLoughlin06
      @JohnMcLoughlin06 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nordique777 thanks man! I saw this thing on Instagram that said most people wanted Dallas to win (it was a map with the two teams logos on it) and Dallas had way more “territory” on their side. I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I’m kinda surprised other wanted Tampa to win.

  • @urnewstepdad9057
    @urnewstepdad9057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:33 his hairline said "I'm loving it" 🙃

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    10:22 Huh, so that's what the Stonks guy looked like when he was 14.

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    6:00 That's.
    Belle Delphine.
    One can call her the simp Queen.
    I need some listerine
    So I can get my eyes clean.

    • @pog5297
      @pog5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why are you pouring Listerine into your eyes? Use rat poison.

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ehhh..... put anesthesia first so u don’t cry over her

    • @samurexatlas7373
      @samurexatlas7373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andreea Cat I'm good at holding back tears. I'll endure.

    • @TheCapelessCrusader
      @TheCapelessCrusader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I prefer to call her Madame Thirst.

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Garbage Lak Not rat poison! The sewer rats will die, including me! Noooo

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Belle Delphine scares everyone even the FBI

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Friends Be Ignored

    • @starlightriri
      @starlightriri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOUR PFP LMAOOOOO

  • @Joshua-jk1om
    @Joshua-jk1om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    8:34
    Yep, another "patriot" not using the american flag.

  • @kyototomokui6676
    @kyototomokui6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun Fact: Lexi restores my faith in humanity every time I hear their adorable voice and I named my cat after them.

  • @SeasonEvergreen
    @SeasonEvergreen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    9:55 *Has Septiplier FanWar flashbacks*

  • @raahimkamaal5363
    @raahimkamaal5363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Emkay theme plays:
    Me: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM MR KINNG DICE

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes
      Thats right
      CUPHEAD
      I had to

    • @niclaswa5408
      @niclaswa5408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “He’s the devils right hand maaaaan”

    • @agitatedbeetle3068
      @agitatedbeetle3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damien even has/had a king dice plushie

    • @yigitferhatkurtulmus817
      @yigitferhatkurtulmus817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@agitatedbeetle3068 hell yeah

  • @malikthemadman
    @malikthemadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:13 he’s beating the body after a decade

  • @oddlyw1cked938
    @oddlyw1cked938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    he: that towns name is so long its invading the Netherlands
    me: wel thats war i guess!
    also me: thats a bridge i dont need a boat for this

  • @kyrauniversal
    @kyrauniversal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:55
    Jay on EmKay in 2020: Markiplier and Jacksepticeye would make a cute couple.
    Jacksepticeye, 2017 Q&A livestream: "Oh god what do I think about Septiplier? What the Hell should I say? I mean, it started out with me and Mark being BFFs and then this Buddy Buddy, but THEN people took it WAY TOO FUCKIN FAR. Even when we were like 'Okay, could not draw us, ya know, Fucking each other' some had to be like 'nah but it's cute, look!' but no, that's where the line is drawn. At this rate, Septiplier's pretty much DEAD."
    Markiplier, Markiplier TV, 2017:
    Wilford: "So what do you think about this, Septiplier?"
    "K̷͎̼̝͎̹͚̩̳̥̞̯̥̝͈̈́͆̓̓̄͊͂̒̌͜͝ͅͅI̶̛͚̜̥̭̔̇̍̄͂̾̀́̾̐̚͝L̴̙͒̉̑̽̍Ļ̴̡̦̱̳̹̞̠̻͖̲̟̞̏́ ̴̨̛̬̝̙̳̯͎̒̑̋́͋́̓̓̓̆̓̚̕M̵̧̰̟̙̖͖̞̫̬̞̹̳̳̞̻͎̽̈́͌̇̎̒͌̈́̚̚ͅĖ̵̡̧͎̼̮̬̩̣̲̠̫̜̯̱̲̆̌͠"
    Wilford: *pulls out gun* "Well if you say so."

  • @ghostinahat1692
    @ghostinahat1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:58 I live in Wales and I can confirm that we are invading the neverlands with Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwlliantysiliogogogoch (Jeez even writing it takes a days)

    • @Nordique777
      @Nordique777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How’s the invasion going?

    • @B0red379
      @B0red379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not me trying to think of a way to make "That name never lands" make sense just so I can make a country pun.

    • @MoonIyght
      @MoonIyght 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can confirm you are invading the netherlands. I saw it in the clouds today

  • @dashing2640
    @dashing2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    To emkay:
    There once was a lad named damien
    He never said the word namien
    I miss him very much
    But i guess ill go eat lunch
    His beautiful voice was perfect
    But his laugh sounded like a dying whale

    • @Nidhryl
      @Nidhryl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The rhymes kind of fell apart a bit at the end didn't they?

    • @dashing2640
      @dashing2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oorch The Third yep

    • @jarjar7872
      @jarjar7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry I haven’t watched this channel in a while wth happened to Damien?

    • @jarjar7872
      @jarjar7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was my favorite narrator and he hasn’t been on any of their recent videos I’ve watched

    • @tobiassiagian2562
      @tobiassiagian2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jarjar7872 he died

  • @meg654
    @meg654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Day 91 of recommending r/breadstapledtotrees for no reason... again since there were two uploads

  • @wailmoregd140
    @wailmoregd140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:21 Lucid Nightmares really do be getting destroyed over here

  • @aqueous_fireball1622
    @aqueous_fireball1622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "she probably looks up and down before crossing the street"
    for those who are unaware, this is how Markiplier broke his foot recently. by NOT doing that.

    • @nova_grim696
      @nova_grim696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True but in all seriousness how many times has mark been to the hospital by now

    • @Cyber-Hexagon
      @Cyber-Hexagon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nova_grim696 He always in the hospital, he’s everyone favorites patient.

    • @nova_grim696
      @nova_grim696 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Cyber-Hexagon I mean I can see why when you see a person every other week you start to become friends especially if that person is as nice as mark and has very interesting reasons to be there like breaking you foot on sewer grate or this is the third time you’ve come in for a Brocken nose

  • @CozyMayCry
    @CozyMayCry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:07 caught me completely off guard and I laughed for about 3 minutes straight.

  • @user-hs1rf7xo4u
    @user-hs1rf7xo4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Emkay is a hand that doesn't have an opposite cus no hand wants to live with him

    • @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq
      @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what?

    • @waixler83
      @waixler83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oof

    • @annoyinggaster
      @annoyinggaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      R/ihadastroke

    • @user-hs1rf7xo4u
      @user-hs1rf7xo4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes people I did die half way through this

    • @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq
      @user-rmftwz-yrjsoq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not to be rude , yet kinda sounds like that one 7 year old kid who replied to my comment saying “I marked it comes moment cuz you sh*t” and then a 44+ reply section started a war with him because of his grammar and then him using more bad grammar (and something like “hdbx,’f”) and arguing.

  • @tord6725
    @tord6725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    4:54 that kid has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

  • @pog5297
    @pog5297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack's Roz impression surpasses every attempt at a Roz impression.

  • @Tyjast74
    @Tyjast74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hearing Jack (EmKay version) say that Sean and Mark would make a cute couple activated my fight or flight response, I had repressed the memories of the Septiplier fandom at its peak

  • @elloluv4965
    @elloluv4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Forehead- no, an eighthead, sir.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I raise you one hairline, sir

    • @starlightriri
      @starlightriri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You , my friend , deserve a pin.

  • @chibitales-thebestredditst2746
    @chibitales-thebestredditst2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2:30 lol poor Shaq

  • @GoppleDoof
    @GoppleDoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If eminem was anerexic could we call him slim slim shady

    • @faith-lq9vf
      @faith-lq9vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, my god, that’s not a rare insult, that’s a straight-up cursed comment.

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paper thin shady. Slim without shade.

  • @avampiresdestiny6101
    @avampiresdestiny6101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel is so simple but so entertaining. I could watch these videos all day

  • @Purrito66
    @Purrito66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:41 I guess you could say he applied cold water to the burned area

  • @white_yt9142
    @white_yt9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The guy at the right of Eminem is probably holding a years worth of is salery

  • @melini4795
    @melini4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:24
    Dude look like a Ken barbie wax doll that went wrong

  • @OwOchakoUwUraka
    @OwOchakoUwUraka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:56 I swear to god the amount of jacksepticeye comments in his comment section-

  • @redpikdman
    @redpikdman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    8:44 WHY IS THAT ROZ IMPRESSION SO GOOD

  • @heartofnova9289
    @heartofnova9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Am I the only one who caught “is this cursed comments or rare insults”

    • @bclarice7455
      @bclarice7455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hi

    • @leymons1236
      @leymons1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic!

    • @leymons1236
      @leymons1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like undertale too!

    • @heartofnova9289
      @heartofnova9289 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, I’m a bit of a 100% collector so I went with an image that had all seven souls

  • @easybakeoven15
    @easybakeoven15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Me: tries to think of something original
    Also me: this is the only thing I can think of

    • @RomanticcLoverr
      @RomanticcLoverr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Striker not really

    • @tomnovy3476
      @tomnovy3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *claps* Original artpiece 「c i n n a b x n」

  • @someperson3390
    @someperson3390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    When you iq of a lobotomized toddler:

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When u lobotomize early it prevents autism

  • @crazywizard5718
    @crazywizard5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    'This town's name is so large it's invading the netherlands. Correction its invading germany

    • @emilsmadvlogs5879
      @emilsmadvlogs5879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      madhatter 5 Uno reverse card from poland

    • @dinosharttt
      @dinosharttt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a bananna

  • @squirreljr1969
    @squirreljr1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lexi: try Eminem slim
    Me: that’s a thing already

    • @squirreljr1969
      @squirreljr1969 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Post canceled I’m an idiot and got wooshed

  • @Dr4gon_k1tties
    @Dr4gon_k1tties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:54 Ok but.. damn good one

  • @UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap
    @UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:20 I just played the level and agree completely

  • @connorlaurings6367
    @connorlaurings6367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    7:43
    Me: well either that was a reference to 9 11 or im just over thinking this

  • @lilcooper4492
    @lilcooper4492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:10 watch me talk to mee sigh my cast for me WHEEL MEEE

  • @aspectofthedie8570
    @aspectofthedie8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ik this is late but 3:57 is funny to hear him even try pronounce that name

  • @YaGameboey
    @YaGameboey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time someone gets roasted that hard, my brain just like: "No! Not into the pit! IT BUUURRRRRNS!!!“ 😂

  • @galaxiaeditz4268
    @galaxiaeditz4268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Parents:why don't you play with the neighbour's kid?
    The neighbour's kid:

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dead Ghost

  • @Suha1b
    @Suha1b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Simps : sees belle on thumbnail
    Simps that hasn't seen the video yet: like button

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been looking up Belle Delphine shit just to make fun of it.

  • @vylienne7710
    @vylienne7710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Your grandpa voice reminds me of the materials dude from Will McDaniel

  • @abowloframennoodles5982
    @abowloframennoodles5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:41- Literally eating in front of a camera has become an actual job
    He says as he makes a career about reading subreddits.
    Btw I love the videos Keep it up!!

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:08 As a Scottish Person, you did an AMAZING accent. I’ve never heard anyone else who wasn’t Scottish pull off the accent

  • @ghostie-8089
    @ghostie-8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:04
    Okay this pissed me off so here I go
    My brother is autistic, he’s 11 and going in to high school this year. He hasn’t got a school yet, we’ve been looking since early July to make sure he has a school but they’ve done nothing. His case worker has been moved, no ones been replying back. He’s a lovely child, he’s intelligent and creative, aware of patterns and picks things up very very quickly but they don’t care about that, they see “autism” on his profile and turn him down.
    So no, no it’s not a made up illness and most of us don’t get benefits
    Shut up
    And please give your child to someone who can take care of them

    • @Reneryx
      @Reneryx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know, as someone with autism spectrum, I can confirm that we are people too.

    • @tafua_a
      @tafua_a 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Reneryx I'm autistic as well, and can confirm

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    All of these insults sound like something my brother would say to me.

  • @Atomo
    @Atomo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    4:18
    *a geometry dash comment huh, pretty rare*

  • @Fnaffan-gh5lr
    @Fnaffan-gh5lr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:42 "His Arms Are Spaghetti, Face Pepette, He Goes Jump Off A Bridge When He's Ready."

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must you be such an ass-
      (It's a joke, are you SURE your brain's recovered?)
      Henrm- yeah torally!
      (More recovering then!)
      Wait donyyhg-

  • @anikaytion9028
    @anikaytion9028 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Emkay: That is a damn piece of-
    KFC Ad: FREE CHICKEN

  • @iamnothassmartlemow7585
    @iamnothassmartlemow7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lexi the type of guy to wash her hands after a shower

    • @cass3018
      @cass3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And say its because she's legally blind 👁️👁️

    • @rottenvoid_
      @rottenvoid_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't Lexi a girl

    • @wellifailed392
      @wellifailed392 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lexi is a girl tho

    • @R0Z3G0L6
      @R0Z3G0L6 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lexi is a girl.
      A trans girl, but still a girl. Please respect this.

    • @cass3018
      @cass3018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@R0Z3G0L6 oh she is? I had no idea oops :(

  • @notoriousnatec7872
    @notoriousnatec7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    When your early and dont have a good comment

  • @kai1915
    @kai1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Ugh im so sad, he said "not even digitally, its hand drawn." Digitally also requires your hand to, you know draw?

  • @lieutenant-chucklenuts
    @lieutenant-chucklenuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:44 yes, there were so many of these at my school, i would just be walking around and they would burst into fake tears and run screaming to a supervisor saying i attacked them, this happened so many times i got suspended because my school favors the opinion 1 girl over about 20 boys with evidence, my parents are like this too.

  • @IronsightV2
    @IronsightV2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:15 Johnny Bravo before he got into showbiz...

  • @xamVALO
    @xamVALO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2:08 Me: ......
    *What's heavier, a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?*

  • @DominoX8372_
    @DominoX8372_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:18 Only GD players will get it

  • @Cynatr
    @Cynatr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:27 That’s richetoons... (Forgive me if I spelled his name wrong)

    • @storkfejot9845
      @storkfejot9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Lord Will Not Forgive Upon Your Sin

  • @Regrettable-Username
    @Regrettable-Username 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my god, I remember being obsessed with Tony Hawk and begging my parents for a skate board. I still get giddy when I see him - he's like a living piece of so many of our childhoods

  • @grilledpook
    @grilledpook 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i think comparing someone's appearance to a pixar character is one of the funniest and most hard-hitting roasts possible.

  • @sillydkitty
    @sillydkitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Tony hawk looks like a grown up hungover Logan Paul microwaved for 10 minutes

  • @Bersh-xq4jy
    @Bersh-xq4jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:03 yes, but both Mark and Jack have outright stated that septiplier makes them uncomfortable. Please do not ship real people, people ( *I'm looking at you tumblr* )

  • @pavlestojanov5925
    @pavlestojanov5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    ah yes no views 18 comments

  • @MoodyF0X
    @MoodyF0X 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:07 am I the only one who ABSOLUTELY *LOVES* his scottish accent?

  • @latioshunter
    @latioshunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always a pleasure Jack. Now if only I knew how you keep getting into the sound booth...

  • @hasanaltameemi8375
    @hasanaltameemi8375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Nobody: is born cool except of course
    Everyone who read this

    • @prev8374
      @prev8374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol stop like farming

  • @JustButtahOfficial
    @JustButtahOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2nd?

    • @SpencerCreskey
      @SpencerCreskey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one cares?

    • @annoyinggaster
      @annoyinggaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe?

    • @xamVALO
      @xamVALO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpencerCreskey imagine finding your way to one of the first few comments just to get mad lmfao

    • @kbflash101
      @kbflash101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      8Fire I CARE HERE